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PiMC: Episode 59 - Can I Just Say FFFFFFFuck!, Or You Said Dog, Trampoline and Blow Job All In One Minute.

Duration:
35m
Broadcast on:
21 May 2008
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The Taffy and Taylor talk continues.  Stories include a story that Taylor tells that is sure to offend...well, someone, and The Widow Carlisle....advocate for the GLBT community.  You spin me round round baby round round like a record baby round round round round.....we are Pod Is My Copilot. 

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your listening to hot as my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy tappy carlall hupington and rhodan talking about tappy's vagina for a couple of episodes after the last week after the last episode which i must say when i did listen to it yes you and rhodian did make me actually laugh out loud the laughter and then and then my silence i don't know it was it was comical it had the timing of you know george and gracie you're an ass oh my god so uh... you're working tomorrow uh... technically yes technically technically which means you're going to be sitting in your office in your house in your underwear until two o'clock in the afternoon waiting for some emergency to happen yes that would be that would be correct well that's not what i'm covering i'm covering somebody's caseload and they pretty much were very far i'm covering some poor person's caseload got to go to italy for free for a month for a month that's how long she's gone for yeah she signed up for some work exchange program like a student exchange program but it's for workers through the lion's club and this is good for all of our listeners to find here about and what they do is they exchange workers in various fields like she had to fill out an application and submit you know how to interview process and everything i just found out about it not long before she went i'm totally doing it next year and she is exchange exchange program for occupational exchange though it's it's the the lion's club yeah the line that that's who it is through or is it st p chamber of commerce i have no idea i don't know who it is i think i want to say it's lion's club i'm not sure a kwanis or or one of kwanis isn't that it australia i think that's a church i think kwanis is like a church thing they do on wednesday nights with you know junior high-age kids but okay anyway she had the choice of either going to the caribbean or i've italy for a month all expenses paid she has the it okay it is the north the north there's northeast and northwest occupational exchange comprehensive mental health and substance abuse treatment and rehabilitative center which exchanges um i guess it just exchanges the people who work there that's awesome amazing well so then they exchanged with people from other countries every year for a month and she goes and she learns how to become a social worker over in italy and she stays with a family the way like student exchange programs happen and all that sort of stuff and maybe we can have her on after she gets back now does that mean that you guys got an Italian exchange person or no that means well we didn't get somebody from italy because it's not it's not done through my work it's through this through this other organization but every year they offer they say you can go to one of two places and it's different every year see so i mean i couldn't sign up with the intention of wanting to go to italy next year but last year it was canada or australia now how many people do they allow to do this fail if it's like i want to say it's like ten wow yeah yeah it's it's very cool so she's definitely got me working on doing that next year so next year i may be you know calling in from the veal podcast the continent no in my luck next year would be you can either go to indiana or you can go to tibet or afghanistan lord well i um i myself signed up for something that i was unfortunately not chosen for and you know how that makes me happy but there is a local radio station who is having a called the fantastic plastic um competition where you send in a video or you send in an email that entered this to have plastic surgery done so i figured you know after after losing a little bit of weight i needed to have a tummy tuck big time and that's the under understatement of the world but i submitted my video and i got this absolutely lovely phone call um from one of the producers of the show in the morning and he said you know while we loved your video and we think it's amazing and you're fantastic and blah blah blah yeah the work with the work we think you're going to need is a little more extensive than our doctor wanted to do i was like i don't know if that's a good moment but thank you did you explain that you didn't want a facelift i was just like i don't want a total body makeover i don't want to become the six million dollar man i mean he'd start laughing he said well you know most of the procedures we do are you know you know are a certain within a certain range of cash the doctors agreed to do pro bono and they felt that because of it was such a significant weight loss that it would be a little more extensive than they wanted to do but they thought it was really great and i was all i was all you know i was all happy that they had even taken time to notice it because they said they've gotten like i don't know some like 13 000 entries wow yeah they've got a ton of them and mostly they just give away like boob jobs and facelift so that must mean that that must mean that you were in the top finalists or something well for them to talk to the plastic surgeon i figured that yeah i was i had to be somewhere in the top realm of something but yeah they thought that the work i needed was just a touch too extensive so i guess the only thing for me is the swan or something i don't know they need to strap you do a table and then put it up to the top of the castle at the lightning bolt hit the exactly exactly so yes or did you ever see the horrible movie which is actually kind of movie i enjoy which is the date movie with alanigan where they do the pimp the pimp my date where they're taking the you know the sand blast or two or in the grind and down or toenails all sort of stuff that's what i need i need to be pimped so to speak so to speak oh dear wow taylor can be my pimp i think i kind of am your pimp i think you kind of are my pimp too which is somewhat gratifying somewhat scary all the same time is tell the latte boy gonna have to choke a bitch is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke i thought it's one of the funniest ones ever yeah it's so weird to be able to watch you on the webcam yeah i kind of like it i kind of like it because i can but you're like a three second delay so i'm watching you i'm watching you talk after hearing it but it's very interesting and you have this light that's down by your shoulder which is casting a glow upwards where i expect you to start going oh god now he's rubbing his nibble and licking oh oh oh god i why what right so what are you so close to saying fuck the pain away in front of my daughter the other day we got to stop doing that because we had had lunch and he was going fuck the pain away and i got into the car one of them was in the car and i got ready to say it and i was like oh my god devil i'm going to kill him what uh what uh you say you were saying something about a light yeah the light is casting a shadow up on your face which is kind of making you look like you are you know the smooth soundings of taylor the latte boy yeah like you're going to be smacking something later i don't know uh that will be near as funny for people who can't see it yeah well but eventually when i get my mac in a couple of weeks then we'll be able to do video podcasts where we would have are we gonna be like Oprah and her listeners it's gonna say skype you know saw you know take a deep breath on the bottom when we do our our podcast can we do a video podcast where they can watch both of us talking uh i think those of you guys who have max out there let us know if that's possible because if that is possible you know like you just split screen where it's you and me talking that would be yeah it's two little boxes next to one another i think you can do that i don't know or if nothing else we can just record this is what we'll do this is what we'll do we'll each just record our own like the way we do this kind of you know you can use like um with the photobooth where you're just recording yourself and it's record you talking for the whole time i think it holds up to like an hour and a half or two hours yeah and then we just go back and forth we could do that for like a special special edition pod as my co-pilot we could do it like a music video we could do something like a music video stop giving away our ideas oh oh sorry we pause my co-pilot copyright that idea right now as it goes i want to say congratulations to michael of qkast he got his new car and for those of you who haven't went to their um digital meatloaf or qkast connections you need to go because it is worth it just to watch the video to look at michael's arms because can i just say oh fuck man has been carrying a shark and he has got the guns let me tell you something i should take and take it like what the hell i said i'm telling you he's amazing those arms at one point he is standing in front of the car he's not flexing he's not doing anything he's just standing there and he is ripped it's awesome i think i might i've gotten my nipples just a little bit hard and by nipple she means her cock well but no he his arms are amazing she went from 6 a.m to midnight oh what what jellis i know what he's gonna do yeah he's he's looking great and kevin's wonderful too and i just i'm trying to catch up on podcast and i just listened to the last british john episode was it good it was pretty good it was pretty good i loved the video the video inspired me inspired me in fact let me just take a moment to again to say to michael and kevin you have managed to waste four nights in the carlall huffington house because i watched the video with british john and i thought now i have to make a music video with the girls where i can dub their mouths into things and and all sort of stuff so fast forward four days and i now have you know three videos where i've done nothing but play on the i-movie so thank you yes one of which is my humps yes i just said pick a song that you two know the same you know pick a song that you two that is kind of a b that you both are certain you know all the words too yeah well that was a nightmare but and i saw the video and it's a nightmare yeah girls gone wild 2010 watch out god please no hurt her fake hair whipping around a pole speaking of speaking of you know not that your children are but speaking of hory girls on girls gone wild i believe you have a story about your knees oh my god please and it looks much worse today today it's like a lovely shade of like you know pink and gray and green and it's horrible yes i was on the trampoline and i was trying to do something i wasn't supposed to and i might have had the dog on the trampoline with me and the dog moved one way and i tried to overcompensate to avoid the dog and i came down on the metal round thing that holds our trampoline up and i cold-cocked my my knee it's lovely too it's a lovely lovely shade of bleh so but i'm going to live i think maybe what the dog and no more blowjobs on the gravel for a little while but oh god okay dog is on the dog you managed to get the words dog trampoline and blowjob all about a minute of each other what kind of sick psycho sexual escapades are you having over there at the house well i like to get on the trampoline and i like to do you know i like to do where you do a hundred different bounces because it works different leg muscles and and then the force of dog wants me to throw its toy and while i'm on the trampoline so then it gets a nice running start so and then every once in a while i'll forget and she gets all pissy with me and that she jumps up on the trampoline and gets all happy well i was right in the middle of a flip when she decided to jump up on the trampoline with her fake squirrel in her mouth and i saw her in mid backwards and i um i undercut it to try to avoid hitting her and when i undercut it i fell backwards and hit my knee on it so yeah i'm certain if it was on video it would be the hundred thousand dollar winner of america's videos because it was just a nightmare not to mention you know i had on you know black running shorts which is something i would never ever wear but oh god exactly so you know you have you know yes it was a bad just leave it at that but um so should i tell the story about the woman that lives on the other street from me um yes as long as it's not a minnesota type story no i i'll shorthand it as much as i possibly can without giving away you know without you know i'll save all the most important nuggets you know yes just um be kind yes i well and i let it the record show that before i tell the story i am not in any way shape or form making fun of people with physical disabilities okay inside his own pepfakio pepfakio okay i have a lady that lives on the other street for me who has no arms and no legs do you know that's originally why they why they coined the phrase basket case this is a true story i'm not making us up originally the frame the the phrase basket case was coined for people who had lost both of their arms and both of their legs okay that thank you sorry you cut that out if you want no that's that's fine that's fine that just that's your piece of ridiculous trivia the more you know doo doo doo doo doo this woman is also about without her arms and legs probably about three hundred pounds oh god now the first time that i saw this woman it was on a relatively cool foggy night and i was walking the dogs and she came through the mist from under a street light on her little electric scooter with a chihuahua wrapped around her neck and sort of just kind of went past me opening of an anti-dick horror movie sounds ridiculous and she sort of a past me nodded at me and then went into the mist again freaked my ass out so and then occasionally i will see her and she's talking to neighbors and all that sort of stuff and i really and i haven't had that much contact with her so when i was a woman if you like underly no she i would say she's probably in her mid to late 40s okay all right so she gets to um one night where i am and she usually goes down the middle of the street okay she doesn't go on the sidewalk so it's just she's just there and then eventually i see her sort of pull into her driveway and then she goes and she yells at the front door somebody was the front door let's her in so a couple of nights ago i would say last monday night so about a week ago she comes up to me i've got the ipod on so i see that she's trying to talk to me i take the ipod off and she says she notices that one of the local dogs got out and she was wondering if i'd seen him not her chihuahua because that was the first thing i thought of right because the chihuahua wasn't with her and i said no i've had seen it and she started to have this conversation with me and then it turned into this where it went beyond the by the way have you seen this dog into now i'm going to tell you all about my life oh sort of thing and i'm sort of stuck there and she's down on the street and i'm up on the sidewalk and Otis is not having any of it she's freaking out Otis oh and she also speaks with a very thick irish brogue oh my god because why not so so that happens that's on monday last monday tuesday night i'm walking and she sees me and i actually see the wheelchair speed up as she comes up towards me and i thought to myself oh no i don't want this to be because that's my time to just sort of take the dogs clear my head i usually catch up on a podcast you know one of the shorter podcast because it's about a 20-minute walk around the block you know that's that's that's me time sure sure of course and you know not to be an asshole but i don't necessarily want to talk to anybody during me time so whatever she sort of says hello and i say hi but i kind of give off the you know that i'm kind of busy and she kind of gets the hint so the next night was wednesday night i taped an episode of dialogue for homo with the guys and then we ended up talking for another hour and it was about 11 o'clock by the time i finished and the boys were really good they weren't scratching or whining about going out at nine o'clock and i thought you know what even though it's late i'm going to take them for walk besides it's 11 o'clock there's no way she'll possibly be out then yes so i get around the corner and i'm walking down her street and all of a sudden i see her come flying out of her house and by flying me rolling yeah well i mean but she's got the little electric scooter thing going on so i know that you know and she's you can hear like that you hear like the engine go a little bit faster i'm going to hell for telling the story i know it so then she sort of sees me and comes barreling down the street at me and comes around the corner and she says i have to excuse me sir can i ask you ask your help with something well can you do that in this in the thick scottish accent no because i'll just sound mexican every time i've tried doing it my irish brogue sounds like i should just add seniorita at the end of it gotcha i said what do you need she said i need you to dial a number for me um because i i have to make a phone call and i sort of looked at her and i said i don't have a phone she goes oh i have a phone it's in my hand but now i've never seen a hand but apparently she has hands in her sleeves okay so now we go to where i said okay i can make a phone call for you no problem so i walk down the little hill into the street meanwhile now Otis is fighting me going the opposite direction and it's like after 10 o'clock this is no this is like 11 15ish meanwhile Rocco was looking for a place to pee on her wheelchair so i'm trying to pull Rocco away while Otis won't go nearer and she is doing this thing where she's hopping up and down in her wheelchair and kind of squirming and she does this for about two minutes of where she's doing this erotic break break dance erotic yes and eventually out of her sleeve this little tiny phone kind of goes boop and it just sort of slowly slide down more the fact you're telling me back i'm laughing at the fact people are listening to it so i managed to get the phone out of her you know out of her hand flipper whatever you want to call it and i'm definitely going to hell now for saying that anyway so she says okay i said all right well what number do you need me to call and this is how she says it she goes okay the number is nine i hit nine look at her and then she says one one oh my god and i'm about halfway through the first one when i realize she's got me calling 911 so of course i say are you all right and she goes yes i just need to speak to a 911 operator so it ends up that she was having a disagreement with her husband and it wasn't going well i don't you know that now i'm getting into area where it's really nobody's business but right and pretty much she was calling for the police to come and and uh and help her but she needed me to hold the phone for while she was talking so i'm standing in the dark in the middle of the street with this woman in a wheelchair as she's explaining why she needs the police to come see her and in the middle of talking she was going higher lower closer to my face higher now i needed a little bit up closer put it closer to my face to eventually i think it sounds dirty i know till eventually the woman on the other end because the operator says who is there with you she goes oh some man walking his dogs so i'm like shit now i'm a witness now i'm going to be where they're going now you're part of it now i'm involved they they say they're going to set operators and now we have to do the long walk back to her house because i was walking in the direction of her house so now she's telling me all these things that are going on i'm thinking myself i don't want to get involved i don't want to tell him anything else i'm trying to do the whole thing of where i have you know trying to get my iPod back in and just as you can see the my ipods in so we get to in front of our house at the same time yeah she didn't care she just was talking and now i'm doing the whole do i leave this defenseless woman in front of her house until the police come you know or do i stand here with her and then the husband comes out and sees that she's talking to some guy and then i'm the one who gets the gunshot wound in the chest you know did you stay with her well it ended up that i was standing there and as i was talking to her and saying are you okay are you sure you're going to be okay the police were there within like 15 seconds i mean it was amazing i think they might have actually been sitting writing up their reports or something very close by and just sort of came by because all of a sudden i had a flashlight in my face and i didn't know if they thought that i was the husband free sucker i i and i just sort of saw the flashlight and then just said to them okay the police are here are you gonna be okay and she said yeah and i just kept walking figuring if suddenly i had as fault in my face that meant they tackled me the ground because they needed to question me and they didn't do that that's because they knew that you're a world-class kick you know kickballer yes that you would come out of them like a caged fighter i can catch anything with my throat take that how you want well but i'm sure that's already been posted somewhere no yeah but you know the problem with that is i would think and i again i there's no politically correct say a way to say that but if you're that heavy and you really are bound to a chair and there would be an emergency i mean could would could you have physically picked her up and moved her no that's see that that's pretty scary yeah that that's yeah that is scary and a situation like i i hadn't even given that a consideration i mean in a situation like that the only thing i could do is push your chair me running up i do i mean shut up me running up pushing her it's like a scene from jackass oh you're going to hell please you started the story no i believe the lady with no arms and no leg started this story a week ago we need to have a name for her i know her name but i'm not going to say it no i mean like a code name well the names that i have are that i've thought of that i've said to you although i've been what i've been sitting here think of her horrible yes so we'll just say the lady next the lady on the one street over okay in the future people will know about her we're going to get so much hate mail from the story i know i know it's awful so have you decided when you're going to allow us to share the world's greatest john Goodman story well now that we have the new flip camera i think that's going to be happening sooner than later i think that that is the gift we need to give to all of i think that that's the gift we're going to give to the people of the world because i'm telling you well i'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony you'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company that's the song i sing coke ads life god you are a child of the 70s coke chooses life jitterbug jitterbug stop it yeah no the flip camera expect lots more video podcasts uh we have been discussing uh inspirational music via kevin and michael from qcast because you are very inspirational you are the meaning to our lives qcast you're the inspiration and uh we have a couple of good ones that we're going to be working on hopefully hopefully shortly yeah soon and uh so they'll be more fun like that so just be sure you guys check us out keep keep listening and now you can say keep listening and keep watching that's right we are we're multi-sensory which means she likes it in her butt and her badge absolutely from your lips god's ears apparently from apparently from your lips to your ass what if there's really is anyone who can kiss your own ass that's not the lips i was talking about okay i'm saying that tank is shaking his head that's not the ew uh if your lips can kiss your ass and you're talking that's a entirely different there i think there's a shot for that that's he almost bit water on his microphone well i have one more story that i would like for you to tell tonight oh shit what um it's a story that you were going to talk about a couple of weeks ago and then had we got we lost track of time and then i forgot about it but i wrote it down for me into this episode i would like for you to tell a story about the hospital waiting room i knew that's what you were going to say yep the um the hot mess that was let's completely offend everyone well this is this is actually this is the only way the widow carlile you know redeems herself in my book okay so my grandmother was being admitted into the hospital for some routine tests and we were sitting in the waiting room and of course even though you know the doctor had already admitted her the weight at you know a hospital is ridiculous so they had her back and they were doing all of her initial check-in things and my mother and i of course who are completely inappropriate and my mother is completely inappropriate when it comes to anything that is at all stressful and her mother going into the hospital you know someone deems stressful so we're kind of making fun of everyone but probably a little louder than we should have and in walks a couple and by couple i mean to some it would be a couple that was a man and a woman and it was very obvious that the um the woman was transgendered so she goes up to the front of the and this is a private waiting room it's not like it's out in the middle of the hospital this is behind you know this is in a specific part of the hospital and she walks up and says you know i'm here for my pre-op testing and the woman behind the counter snickers she kind of looks up and looks at her and she kind of giggles and goes back to typing so then the man who's with her comes over and says you know gives her name and says you know we're here to speak to this doctor and they know we're coming and the woman's just like okay it'll be just a minute and she goes back and gets one of the other people who were hand-to-back to come out and proceeds to them both of them kind of you know look this woman up and down and turn around at the file cabinet and snicker snicker giggle giggle giggle you know completely completely inappropriate now what is what is the woman doing that the transgender woman what is she doing at this point she's standing she is standing in front of this woman's desk waiting for her paperwork that is it she is being as mannerable as as completely respectful not overly ostentations certainly not as ridiculous acting as my mother and i were who had been treated very nicely and very fairly up until that point and i'll she did i mean that was the entire exchange this woman had had with her was hi this is my name i'm here to check in with this doctor but that that was it no confrontational nothing and um so these two employees proceed to not it was very obvious to everyone in the waiting room what they were doing including the person who was transgender and the man that was with her so i would have assumed that the man that was with her was her brother and it ended up that um we we started talking to them because i got up to go get snacks and ask if they wanted anything and they were very you know thankful and was you know very nice and everything they're like no no no we're fine and my mother made comment of you know well jesus if i had those legs you know i wouldn't need anything anyways and which made the transgender woman very relaxed at that point because it was obviously you know she was uncomfortable just because your mom kind of went up to her and just said can i ask you a question or something like that and then started in with you know how did you get your legs looking like that you know right exactly which very much made her relax and comfortable and i don't know if she just thought that mom was being nice or if she really thought that mom didn't know that she was a man i don't know but it didn't it did seem to soften her a little bit and because she did at one point and i don't mean to be telling the story for you no no please go ahead forgetting things or whatever but you yell at me for going on go ahead no i'm fine so where she pretty much let it eventually the woman got comfortable enough to where she said well i'm here for my you know yeah i'm here for my my um pre-op um my last consultation and your mom acted very surprised and no i had no idea exactly and she was like oh my god you know you're kidding me she's like you know god those legs are killing me and and then she and she looks at the man she goes well you're obviously a very lucky man and he was like well thank you but you know this is my sister and it's also important to remember that we did refer to the widow Carlisle as a disney villain come to life last episode exactly no anyway so this is out of the realm of that's what i'm saying she deems herself occasionally so and that's when he said no this is my sister well when he said this is my sister then that brought a huge smile which honestly it makes me tear up when i think about it because she looked so grateful that he referred to her as her sister you know i mean as his sister yeah so we're still talking to them so about this time i can see the little vein on my mother's forehead starting to bulge because now the one little girl has walked back around and she's calling other people up and and acting completely professional and completely this and the three people who had walked in after the transgender woman had been taken back and she's still sitting there so eventually she she does they take her back and the whole time my mother is fuming that it has taken this long so the woman is now in the back and her brother has went out of the room and he has gone to over to the gift shop which is like right across the hall and my mother walks up to the counter and says i need your name and the woman kind of startled and she was like well is there a problem she's like you know your mom's not quite done yet but you know i'm sure she'll be out soon and my mother's like i need to speak to your supervisor right now and the woman was like uh but i just uh uh uh so they get the supervisor out there and my mother starts in her oh so subtle way the whole you know i could buy this hospital and i'm going to kill everybody who works here and she goes that woman i don't ever want to see her deal with any member of my family or myself again and the the supervisor who was this very you could tell she'd worked there a hundred years but she was very sweet and you know i think she realized that my mother was probably a little you know ridiculous and she was like you know what is the problem and mom proceeded to tell her she goes you know what every single person that has walked in this room this woman has handled with grace and dignity and care and unfortunately there was a woman who is very very nervous it was obvious she was nervous it was obvious that she's going through a lot right now and she was very disrespectful and frankly i will not tolerate it and this woman was just like that's also important to note that your mother is kind of she sits on the board of the hospital so yeah and pretty much said i won her fired and that's exactly what her exact words were the next time i come in here she said i do not want to see her i do not want her anywhere near patients so the supervisor then goes back around and we hear her talking to this girl and you know the girl immediately became upset and walked into one of the other rooms so we came back so we ended up the whole time i'm other sitting there i can tell that she's you know getting louder and more agitated and of course there's patience in there and people on oxygen and i'm like oh jesus kill me so we leave we go get a snack my grandmother finally gets settled in and the next day we come to visit and the first thing my mother did was walked into the office and she goes you better hope and pray she's not sitting there well we walked in sure enough she wasn't now could that have been a coincidence could she be a not a break could she have been moved to another office i don't know but i will tell you that we were there every day for a week and that woman was never back in that office and that was her mom's whole thing was just the idea that someone now my mother is you know archie bunker but the i she said the idea that this woman absolutely blatantly laughed in this woman's face knowing that she a has obviously going through something be she's there for a pre-operation consultation so she's got that going on that's disgusting she said it it just would not would not have been tolerated and i'm thinking to myself this is the only reason why i have not killed you at my hand this is the only reason you've not died in my every time i think i'm out she pulls me back in exactly exactly so yes that was that happened a couple weeks ago and um so then i have to call the widow Carlisle like the next day and say on behalf of the gay and lesbian bisexual agenda community i want to thank you for being a huge supporter of ours to which her response was shut up queer or something well you're different when when when the widow Carlisle found out that Taylor had a new a new bow as it were her exact thing was i said you know yes he said he i'm going to meet him tomorrow and she's like you who gives a shit what you think i'm the one i'm the mother i'm the one that needs to meet him and i'm like yeah well i don't think he's quite that stupid but my mother would just as likely look at him and go really you want to suck his dick yeah what no i'm not she wouldn't really actually say that well she might i don't know you mean she would say that's a bob allure yes of course oh okay i was gonna say no she wouldn't say it to you oh i was gonna say that's rude no no she says it about me that's fine exactly that just means you're loved yeah that's true all right let's wrap this up i think we should let's wrap this rascal thank you 1989 call it once it saves sex reference back okay well as always you can go to our blog which is pot as my co-pilot dot com i want to do a couple okay email shit hold on email us at pot as my co-pilot at gmail.com or you can call us i listen or line and tell us how fabulous we are and leave well-wishing well-wishing messages for rodan at 206 202 5165 yes yes are my space page i don't know god that's like the easiest one um okay you said let me look meaning you have to do our look reading them no i'm not i know i i know because you yell at me again if i have things that are open i really don't know why that one is it's my space dot com slash pot as my co-pilot oh and i think the facebook is oh um how much do i love okay so i don't know what it is how much we love is another podcast but thank you okay it is okay so i love 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