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PiMC: Episode 57 - He Gets An A+ In Ass F**king, or, You Might Want To Get Citronella...
A fun show this week! Taylor goes to Camp! Rodan gets some invites! Taffy is a dumb ass! Plus Broadway and Disney and High School come together! Gay Days! And...The Big Montana, part 2 - now with Rodan! Look what you done to me! We're virtually at your whim! All our defenses down!! We are Pod Is My Copilot.Blog: http://www.podismycopilot.com/, email: podismycopilot@gmail.com, listener line: 206-202-5165, myspace: www.myspace.com/podismycopilot, facebook: ok, so I love Pod Is My Copilot. Please leave us a 5 star review! Drum's balls coming soon!As always, you can listen to this and all archived episodes at http://www.podismycopilot.libsyn.com/.
you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy taffy carlale hupington and rodan hi this is tarot the latte boy and welcome to episode 57 of pot is my co-pilot i'm joined as always tonight by taffy carlale hupington oh latte giz and rodan hi the mysteriously disappearing rodan we haven't seen hide nor hairy back of him in like two weeks i do not have a hairy back a hairy ass but i hear it not well you do have a hairy ass i have seen your hairy ass before and no i have no pictures of my hairy ass online yeah right no i really that i can't quite figure out how to get a camera to be able to take a picture of all that it's called a timer it's called a wide lens it's called a timer you set it up you set up the shot you walk in front of it you squeeze your butt cheeks together and voila you sound awfully experienced in the art of ass picture taking yeah next topic so how are we tonight kittens we're lovely we are working on my second accordion diet oh lord so by the end of the podcast we'll be going and yeah hello there lovers what will he be doing one more time i've never seen taffy do anything on command like that before you'd be surprised what i do on command oh okay really we're going there that fast it depends on how nicely i'm commanded quite frankly nice thank you so it's been two weeks since we've the three of us have taped an episode and by the way i want to thank michael from the q-cast connection for guest subbing hosting whatever you want to call it on our last two shows yay it takes a real man to fill my shoes that it does it takes a real man to fill your kuz okay two minutes you made it two minutes without saying it takes a village to fill your tank song like a village so that makes sense good lord he might want to get that looked at speaking if there's a medical journal someplace that would just love to get his hands on tank's cock that's right and you can call me medical journal for the rest of the that's your new code name mj so can i just tell you all about bereavement camp oh yes please please tell us about death camp just remember two words comedy podcast no trust me comedy run it over yes comedy like my butthole run it over oh we had we'll get to that later um no we we had our annual bereavement camp which actually talked about a year ago on one of our early episodes that i do through my work and this year i was in the team cabin which was a little scary for me just because i'm used to working with the little little ones which you are a teenage girl i'm surprised that you didn't enjoy that well and that's just it because i could have either completely immersed myself in the population or they all could have turned against me it would have been mean girls it could have been mean girls or i could have been the head of the mean girls or miss teen princess american teen princess that's not american teen princess language this is american teen princess this is nazi germany anyway best movie ever so the the teens in my cabin i had nine uh six girls and three boys could not have been better i was really really fortunate the counselors that referred that the the teens to our camp were were were spot on as far as kids that were respectful and weren't worried about trying to play grab ass all weekends and everybody there wasn't like you know a lot of times in our teen cabins there's usually the odd man or the odd girl out and that wasn't the case everybody was really supportive and take care of each other and it was just a really really great weekend probably one of my favorite weekends i would definitely work with the teens again well that's good yeah or or would you be afraid that if you worked with them again it would kind of you know it would be jaded no no i mean at this point the only cabin that i don't necessarily want to work with would be middle school boys that is just because i have i have enough knowledge to know that it would be a complete pstd yeah post-traumatic stress disorder you know i would be under a table in a fetal position by the end of the weekend just because middle school is a nightmare for me look at the gay boy cry look at the gay boy cry cry faggot cry yeah so okay can i just pause you for a second um Riley just walked up to me right sat down and i started to pet him and he just looked at me and then went blarp in my face charming did he puke or just burp just burped oh okay sorry go ahead he's drinking maybe he's drinking baccardian diet too maybe okay so um there there was some stories though from the weekend that i am able to share and i only shared one with miss taffy uh-huh there's actually two others uh the first of which i was talking about how i was almost killed at camp almost literally this is actually kind of scary yeah this is actually kind of scary um we played uh field games or the campers played field games uh on saturday afternoon where we got all the cabins together and we mixed them up so that the little kids were some of the little kids were with some of the bigger kids and all that sort of stuff so they were sort of equally evenly paired out however the way we had it sorted out we had some teams that were seven and then we had one team that was six well my fat ass was the only children's counselor that joined a team good for you so we had relay races where i had to run up i had to run with a sponge filled with water and then fill a dixie cup and then at one point there was a um exercise where i had to run up and then put my forehead on a baseball bat and run around five times and then run back which apparently that was had all the grace of one of the hippos in fantasia so and then there was the one where uh we all had to dress up it was part the theme was baseball and we managed to work with um the philadelphia fillies data the spring training in clear water so their each team had a philadelphia fillies uniform that we had to take turns getting in and out of with our clothes on running down and then running back now i'm with eight-year-olds who are swimming in these outfits and then it becomes my turn to where i pretty much look like i mean cased in a sausage with the baseball hat and the belt on video um you're in luck it is on video oh lovely and it will probably be a video podcast at some point i don't have access to the video but it's it's forthcoming um the roars of laughter were yeah it was it was really great um however i was kind of sort of the largest person playing and there were at times there was definitely the you know you could see the other people on my team going they're gonna make him run i think this is the same group that you played kitball with last year though so you should approve yourself then so in terms of that no this that that was my co-workers this was my you know this was little kids pretty much saying they're gonna make you know the fat boy run that's great so that's all well and good because i know at the end of the relay race there was a tug of war suddenly i was the bell of the ball and everybody won at the pin boy on their team for tug of war so i of course stayed with my team who i'd been with the entire time and what ends up happening is it's pretty much me and for other people versus like the smallest cat of smallest group of kids so it's all these like eight nine-year-olds and then there's you know four thousand pound me it's you know it was not even remotely fair but so they say you know on your mark it said go and she blows the whistle and i start just pretty much just walking backwards at a leisurely pace dragging all of these children behind me the problem with this is that i just sort of kept going and just as i heard somebody say stop i trip over a plank of wood that is set up for horseshoes okay sort of the thing that you stand behind sure now the problem with that is there is a horseshoe spike sticking out of the ground as i'm falling backwards oh yeah on top of that horseshoe spike there is a PVC pipe probably about two feet out of the ground as i fall backwards cutting the fuck out of the back of my leg which taffy saw pretty much the base of the back of my head where my spine and my brain meets lands on top of the PVC pipe oh my goodness yeah oh well that's i mean obviously that's horrible but you should see the bruise that was at the top of his ass crack this no no i'm telling you i mean obviously where it is is kind of funny but that's not from camp darlin that's from bob that's from the Cuban bobaloo was getting busy no i'm telling you that this bruise turned you know most bruises do the whole the in the center the deep center is the dark purple and then it goes out to fade to that lovely shade of greenish yellow no there was none of that this thing was as big as your fist and it was all purple and gross i mean it was it was a hell of a bruise i'm assuming yeah i mean i went i went down hard like on prom night i said like a prom night damage and i you know it was it was pretty it was one of those that by the time i was up you know by the time i fell down all i heard was kids laughing because you know the big guy fell and you know and then all of a sudden i realized there was four million people standing around me going are you okay and i kept going i'm all right i'm all right i'm all right you know it wasn't and then all of a sudden i stood up and realized oh i'm not all right yeah so they had to take me to the to the nurses station and all they you know put you know rubbing alcohol on you know freshly open wound which was so much fun charming yeah however that did not stop me from having fun that night and this is the other part where taffy will be happy to know that there is video after we have a memorial service in which all the kids cry and we have a process group and we and we allow them to talk about their feelings um we have what we call like you know sort of like you know festivities a celebration and one of the things that is done in celebration is karaoke oh god oh really one of one of my girls in the cabin who i had a very um not rivalry wonder what you'd call that we just sort of egged each other on much like the littlest huffington and i each other on sure she said i know you want to karaoke and i said i was planning on doing karaoke anyway so this whole reverse psychology thing you have going on not gonna work and she goes fine i get to pick the song and i said fine oh my god two minutes later not only am i singing bye bye bye in sync i know you're doing the full dance i know all the dance moves i was able to go to add kids it was so much fun and the whole that whole thing's on video too and the worst part is one of the kids says look look for this on youtube in the next few days so i i hopefully will have video of that as well coming up shortly but did you see the thing on bay news nine yes i i just watched it on baynews nine dot com um there is there is a thing about camp uh if for those of you if you go to baynews nine dot com and i guess type in camp i i don't know if it'll come in at it's a camp for grieving children actually if you go to bay news nine um it it says i think it's camp offer support for children troubled by death yeah i was i was taped for the uh for the for the segment but i they actually did not use the segment that i was in however there's three children that are interviewed and one of the girls um she's wearing sunglasses if you look in the reflection of her sunglasses that's me asking the questions oh that's good yeah because um i didn't see you i didn't know if they weren't because you know sometimes on bay news nine because they do like that 45 minute rotation they just show like teasers or something so i wasn't sure if there was a longer version that maybe i had missed no it was it was uh that was it just on bay news nine yeah and which is good though it was nice yeah it was it was a really good thing and and definitely for those of you who are more interested in you know what i do for a living you can go to baynews nine dot com and and check out the video so that was and that was pretty much that was my big weekend last weekend and and it's it's one of my favorite weekends during the year and and we just had a really good i i was very proud of everybody so you well i walked this was the first year that when the bus left i started to cry ah so this that was usually i can't wait to get the kids on the bus by the time you know two o'clock on sunday rolls around but this was that yes usually oh my because there's some days where it's saturday and we have them pretty much for like 16 hours straight and you're looking at your watching like oh my god it's only been three hours you know that's not necessarily the way it was this time so well that's good very nice by the way i just checked youtube and no it's not up yet okay trust me if it if it goes up i will post it on pylon.com you don't have to worry about that it's fabulous i may need i may need to do something though where i take the video and and blur out the kids faces but other than that yeah i will i will definitely because it it was fun to do and it was funny and and i definitely got the you know the counselor participation award of the weekend for doing all these different things that were sort of above and beyond but did you give that award no no no there there will be a reunion video though because we're going to have a reunion in a few weeks we're going to have all the kids where the parents are going to come and we're going to tell all the you know the parents how good they're you know campers did and oh that's nice there'll be a video shown well i have a question though real quick what taffy what did you type into youtube to be able to search for taylor camp erin karaoke so it wasn't just camped up camp counselor no it wasn't you know salutling it out what's going on out what's away i hope that joke's so funny when you're in hell it will be that's a joke that keeps on giving i've said that for two years and he can he hits me every time i say that oh so no you know what rhodian um taylor was just talking about his um you know love hate rivalry with a little less tuffington i must tell you he he trumped her last night oh so it was it was it was beautiful it was glorious well um my daughter's school was putting on their production of beauty and the beast which he he lovingly set through one one show um it was a it was an actually you know it was a pretty good show um lollipop had a very small partner but it was it was a pretty good show and the littlest huffington was one of the urchins at the beginning of the play who sold the light up roses so when the enchantress comes to turn the beast into the prince right they have all the everyone in the audience who has roses waves them and i had pre-worn taylor that he had to have five dollars to buy a flower so he he shows up and of course she's very excited to see him and she's like would you like to buy a rose you know the beast old my father is the only way we can eat and he goes of course i love to buy a rose and he proceeds to reach into his pocket and pull out five dollars worth of dimes and starts counting them out and hitting them into her hand and she's like so like for the first two and she's like you know are you serious come on and then she's laughs and she giggles and then like the next four she's like i wait you are being serious and he proceeds to count them out it was fabulous and then only now like three minutes before the show was starting and i guess she's 11 and she says are you kidding i'm like uh we need to get this done and then i went then i went you made me you made me lose count i have to start over and took all the dimes and she's like i can't stand here doing this fantastic he's like he goes you know i know that you would kill me he goes but there is such a part of me that wants to slap her hand as soon as she gets all of the dimes in there they fly up in the middle of the waiting room so yes so he's so touche he certainly trumped her it was fabulous the ball i didn't say is sleep light because now it's the ball is in her court so to speak hey i sent you a picture today yet another reason you need to get a mac yes i mean the mac is on its way i got my tax turn check i just have to wait a little wait a couple more weeks and then a mac is on the way that's all i'm going to say well i'd be the beast was actually very good i did enjoy beating the beast very much he just enjoyed beating the beast because he had a little tiny crush on guest on i guest on is a cub in the making oh god yes he is a very very cute and kind of would like guest on to be inside me oh dear no no i'm serious and there's the title for episode 57 every person who has seen this play kind of leans over to each other and goes is he still in high school because he looks like he's in fact at one point Taylor said they let 35 year old still go to high school he looks like he's about 30 he is adorable and he sounds exact if you close your eyes he sounds like the soundtrack yeah he does him and bell both they both their voices were perfect but um yeah show was great and i'm very very happy it's over one thing about it though sure of course i'm sure i could say many things about it but one of the particular is the stage that it was put on it was done at a local church which has a very big pulpit area but the stage the way they have it set up they are like right on the edge of the stage and there were so many times that i was holding my breath as they were walking especially in the dark because i kept waiting to see the beast go flying off into the orchestra well i will tell you in rehearsal um the woman who plays madam la lume who is the um wardrobe the wardrobe costume is on casters and she actually went over twice on the stairs because she because the casters wouldn't catch on they have like um the reflective tape to where they the people on the stage knew where where you know not to go and she couldn't see them because she couldn't she couldn't see over the side of the wardrobe and she actually felt a couple times in rehearsals and apparently um a couple kids have that on their cell phone which i have offered money to pay for this because i love the girl who played it and i was hysterical she didn't get hurt or anything it just scared the living crap out of all of them but um they rented all the costumes from Disney World from the touring the touring production of of Disney and the costumes were fantastic yeah the costumes were great the beast costume wasn't all that great but i thought the lumière's costume i think is the best but yeah and it had the actual light up you know we would click the the flames would come on and and it was it was really good good show and guess what rodan guess what happened before the show did you get wait we're gonna talk we're gonna talk about that in our done done done in our segment oh so why don't we just play why don't we just play the music real quick okay go ahead all right here we go what was your name again an intimate look into the love lives and buchwas of your favorite podcasters Taylor the latte boy taffy carlal hoppington and rodan rodan uh oh i met bobaloo you met bobaloo i did i met bobaloo yes i had dinner with him and taylor yesterday before the before the theater wait can i ask a question real quick since bob loo is now a boyfriend does he really warrant the music since uh he's not a trick anymore that's true hmm yeah well i just figured it would be where we talk about our relationships so oh okay because technically taffy could have talked about tank all this time she just chose not to because she is a lady she is chased and modest okay so how did you and bobaloo get along we thought along fine no no i was with the long pause well no i mean honestly i think that it was one of those situations where he seemed not nervous but he seems kind of shy i mean almost i don't know i don't think he was nervous to meet me but he kind of came off a little bit as being like he was just really shy but he was very nice he was talkative i mean he was he was very nice i i think he's quite smitten with taylor aww house i think i'm smitten with him i think he's quite smitten with taylor because i'm a smitten kitten taylor would say something and he would do the he he he he he he left but it was thank you god he did not wow but no it no he was very nice i i enjoyed meeting him so bobaloo and i was i was on my very best behavior you are on your best behavior and i want to thank you for that i've been pre-warned i got the the you know the dad the dad in the ovaries no that's all i got i got the dad in front of the station wagon turning around turning around getting the teeth of you will be nice that's pretty much what i thought well i don't make me turn this car around after i listened to the episode we were talking about the whole uh you meeting bobaloo i'm thinking i was a bit mean to tap you about that so y'all think you and michael both went you were totally accurate no it was fine so bobaloo has passed bobaloo well wasn't it's not a pass fail class i haven't given him a grade yet because you have to you know it's like it's like when you eat at a fine restaurant he doesn't need a grade the only person the only teacher he needs to get to impress is professor good love over here and apparently he's already got an eight plus an ass fucking good love he's got his phd and he has an a plus an ass fucking there's the title is that what rudance said yes what does that diploma look like i mean seriously um nice we actually had it we had our first slumber party the other night friday night he has first sleepover okay oh really you guys hadn't slept yeah slept over yet no because it just it the schedules never worked out to where it was you know i'm not appropriate i don't know the word we just we just hadn't do we just hadn't had it yet so you're all like clean up and get out we were pretty much yeah the money's on the dresser chocolate um now we decided that uh we were going to do free comic book day on saturday and we were going to do some running around and it just made sense to uh for him to stay at the night now did you have the day of peace that you so desired today yes i sat around in my underwear till about 430 and eight grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch and that awesome caught up on podcasts and listened to music and downloaded downloaded some music so you didn't do any of the house cleaning that you said you were going to do no i did i like wash dishes and i straightened up i i still need like a heavy-duty like a good scrub down but it's the house it needs to go i don't go what yes a silk wood scrub down i don't go you know when i walk through rooms now so that seems to be what makes me happy no see what you really need is bobble who needs to be like a clean freak so that way when he walks in your ass that's just it bobble who is clean freak and he keeps saying i will help you clean this house and i'm like i appreciate that very much clean this house today thank you and at benning uh but i my response to him is you didn't make this house discussing i did you shouldn't have to clean this house so i am going to work on a room or two at a time and i started working on the bedroom because that was the room that needed to be clean the most what with you know used condoms and ball gags laying about just a typical saturday night yeah you know you're supposed to wash those sheets after about three guys oh that's gross that is gross that's gross yeah when you try to fold the sheets when you try to fold the sheets and they crunch it's time to watch them that's disgusting the blacklight has to do the blacklight test it's nothing but like bright white he had to take the black lights down from his room i hope this is still funny when you're burning in hell i i actually did something cause i was talking but that is because you never interrupt okay kids anyway go ahead no no no no no don't make me turn this podcast around that's right i'm sorry no i i was just going to say that bobaloo was he was very nice and very sweet and he seems to like taylor a lot so that's nice i'm very glad to hear that and he he also seems to like very much when taylor is silly that's what i appreciate i do appreciate that very much yes there have been multiple moments in which i've been very silly and he laughs very hard and that that brings that pleases you that brings joy to my heart that i am able to make somebody that i'm with laugh is as hard as i do as hard as he does as hard whatever i'm trying to say and not just by pulling down your pants and not what just by pulling down your pants is not supposed to make your boyfriend laugh exactly can you do me a favor taffy after you go fuck yourself can you move your microphone a little bit away from your mouth sorry there it's way it's better thank you it's i guess it's better i haven't heard you say a p or an f yet so well pepa fuck you no data's in rare form tonight he is very much uh speaking of rodan yeah how are you doing what's going on with you i heard you mentioned earlier that you have like invitations to go out and do things socially i know it's so that don't involve you know dinner talking about mergers and transactions and you know people without mortgages and all that sort of stuff so let's talk about your social life what's going on well last weekend i went to um shreveport which is about an hour and a half west of here with um uh professor dr scott his boyfriend a couple of their friends and hi listeners hi yeah they listen to the show they do yes they do and so have to be nice no actually no i don't know you don't get real so we hung out and then um met uh they listen to our podcast they like torture yes i mean come on what are their friends who's like we are the waterboarding of the podcast community yes nice so yeah so we um we went to shreveport uh did some uh like group things and then we went to the casino and i lost like sixty dollars and kind of group things oh sorry we just like went to a restaurant and went shopping together by group thing do you mean you went to the train station what what what huh huh right yeah i i may have bought that song today oh wow yes when we're done talking about rodan we will get back to the beauty and the beast because there's a story there for that too oh lord so so shreveport uh and then yesterday well and then i met this uh guy i'd met before but i really talked to him who's uh one of professor dr scott's boyfriends um friends who's like forty four he's really cute really cute and uh he's like a postmaster or something i don't know something to do with the post office and he's management over at the post office did he deliver you a package no not yet but he did also in here please he did ask me to play cards with them tonight to come over and uh play cards but i couldn't take them off uh like jenn romney or something so forty four is a bridge or p-knuckle oh no if that one showed that lola the one game lola plays where they have to hit the bell or something what they call bunko or with gladison max plinko or bunko oh it's all they live across the center come over and play the p-knuckle hey there's not a lot to do here in munrow so all of you sitting around a little card table finger sandwiches off to the side that she brought and coladas is famous potato salad eventually her going yes yes and snickerdoodles so yeah now do you snickerdoodle recipe's been in my family since 1842 hey professor jenn he's not that old um although so i i'm used to you going into you know hospitals and stealing babies out of the nurseries and this is a nice change you going in well i don't know if we're gonna date yet or not i'm not sure quite yet if we're if he wants the date because he was all nervous when he called too so i'm thinking on the date side but i don't know i mean it could just be that he knows that i'm a social outcast here in munrow that i've made myself because that's always an appeal well yeah and um i so i don't know if you're like a museum or a zoo or a park or something you people can do like lord yeah there is but you know you do it once and then that's it you burn it up for five ten years that's true yeah and then um so oh and yesterday i went to go see iron man with goony no goony's back on back on the payroll as a friend on the payroll payroll as a friend we promised that we were going to go see iron man so we came to uh margate munrow yesterday and we um we went to go see iron man is that what you're calling your face now munrow oh bitch speaking of exes speaking over against exes i may have gone to aminespace today of a certain mr sprout i have three words crack his wack oh yeah he is he's not looking so the one thing he had going for him was his boyess charm that's gone gone yeah and i'm i'm the only one saying that and if he has a problem with it he's listening to the podcast he can contact me i would love to chat with him about it well i talked to him briefly before the podcast started and i said are you okay because i saw these pictures and they don't look very healthy and he's like yeah i don't care so much about my parents anymore oh fabulous i'm kind of like wow really because that may explain that four dollar haircut so nice so yeah so i'm starting to have a social life which is nice that's good you need a social life and i really think that you should if the 44 year old having not seen him or know anything about him if he is romantically interested in you and you have even the slightest interest in him i certainly think you should take a chance yeah but you're gonna call him mr burns because you already did once mr burns because from the simpsons the old old guy that runs a nuclear power plant who's like decrepit i've never seen the simpsons so i know we're just going to ignore that but it's there's a lot of jokes made is the effect that he is so old that's why i said that it made rhodan laugh when i called him that earlier today and that's really all that matters yeah no i as soon as i saw on the screen i was i busted out because i just thought it was funny but yeah so yeah so i have a social life so yay yay we don't have to talk about work anymore yay all right tell the story tell the Beauty and the Beast story okay so we're sending a Beauty Beast now this is in a church this is a church that is filled with children who are watching Beauty and the Beast 99% of the people who are in this church know me by name they come up to me they say hello they give me a hug bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah so inappropriate walks in and sits down beside me the form of Taylor the latte boy because of course he's sitting there and at the most you know inappropriate moments he would lean over and look at me and go what yeah suckin on my titty on what i will kill you so we're sitting there okay and he and and and the little us huffington is sitting directly beside him on the other side so he would just kind of turn like kind of you know tilt his shoulder towards me in the middle of you know bells singing you know the song there exactly almost kind and all of a sudden out of the out of just out of my right ear i would hear suckin on my titty and then we get the church giggles where i would have to put my head down because we're in the front row of course i have to put my head down and cover up my mouth and cover up my eyes because then and then when he knew he got me he would just continue going what so so then i couldn't stop giggling at one point and then he started giggling and all i could see we are talking ladies and gentlemen about the song fuck the pain away by bitches so all i can see out the corner of my eye is his shoulders moving up and down because he's now got the church house giggles so yeah no good what come at that the church house i had to entertain myself some way during that play no it was great that and the fact that when lollipop saw me she missed a dance step yes that was that was not which by the way i do have on video no yeah the whole muppet thing about fuck the pain away i that's why oh my gosh it was at like seven a.m. this morning when i saw it i was like oh my god it was awesome yeah the person who did that though it it's done incredibly well except miss piggy does look very psychotic and several couple of those yeah she looks borderline i think race piggy is psychotic oh yeah oh shit yeah shit yeah oh yeah uh goony said that about 20 times when we were together oh shit yeah oh shit yeah hi goony hello goony i still think you're cute i didn't say what i'm just trying to i'm just trying to stir shit up fast forward two months all right hi bobaloo i still think you're cute yeah bobaloo is going to be around for longer than two months i think he'll be moved in by august let's go say you hall will be there next week real we're not lesbians no if you're lesbians you've already been together as you know you've even been living there for a week get real and to our lesbian listeners our comments do not necessarily apply reflects if you are a lesbian and you listen to us please send us an email pottismocopilot@gmail.com because i have so many questions tabby's looking for an instruction manual i know she wrote the instruction manual oh this is your clitoris this is how you properly stimulate your clitoris this is my clitoris my clitoris is bigger than your clitoris you imagine a book like that that's a pop-up book great you go from children's books to x-ray to pop-up books it's a natural progression what is that that's a labia ah it's coming at me that's a labia but that's what i said the last time i had sex with a little bit before i came and gave it's coming at me it's enveloped me it's the labia in red by kristaberg the unknown song by kristaberg it's once trice three times the labia did kenny roger sing that song that was after his cracked up plastic surgery oh poor kenny roger's in his shiny face i cannot think about kenny roger's though without thinking about that stupid mad tv skit oh me and this is kenny roger's and this is jackass nice they have some other funny ones with hint with uh wil sasso doing kenny roger's like kenny roger's roasters things too that's the that's what i'm thinking about the kenny roger's roasters ones oh he's just deranged looking but you know that taylor has a little teen tiny crush on wil sasso yeah we've discussed that actually on this podcast before i think he's not funny he was that is yeah i think he is fat again but so speaking of fat again oh you gained back the hundred and fifty pounds unless we have you know it's a hundred and thirty eight get it right um no i want to take i i'm going to where you can have i need intro music for this we're going to bring down the lights bring down the lights you know i'm totally putting some sort of piano music by you when you talk about this i'm going to get serious now the full soundings of taffy carl i think you have to do the thing that your mom's friend does when she does karaoke where she puts her head down and she grabs a hold of her head which i it doesn't make sense when people you know because they can visualize it because exactly no i do want to take this moment to uh very heartfelt thank all of our listeners who took a took the time to leave us messages leave us voicemails leave me emails and tons and tons of downloads on the video it was way a thousand times more than ever expected i'm incredibly grateful all your kind words and your encouragement was wonderfully wonderfully received and i read every single email and listen to every single voicemail and and i can't possibly thank all of you enough but it was wonderful and fabulous and i'm glad you all enjoyed it and i i as taylor has yelled at me many many times i do not take compliments well and one day i will never forget he walked into the house and said something and i don't know what it was i think he said you know you look nice today or something and i immediately said oh i don't know if i like the shirt and he goes you know it's really rude not to just accept a compliment it's very i i heard that it was very rude if if you give someone a compliment and they immediately say oh well this isn't business he said so just take the compliment so that is what i'm officially doing i'm taking the compliments they were wonderful well received and i for whatever reason the video is out there if you liked it i'm glad and if not fuck off yeah right fuck off that's right if you if you didn't like it or if you mocked or made fun of it well kiss my big old white ass oh you're much smaller white ass my much smaller white ass exactly so i but yeah still still about 14 pounds to go until i i which i have until my birthday um and so we're on track we're on focus and goal has goal is in sight do you want to tell the good people that are listening to this podcast what you did when you almost killed yourself um i've done a couple things i've almost killed myself in the last couple weeks i can tell i if i think i'm i'm talking about the thing up against the door when no one was home when oh i thought you could say tank was fucking me up against the door i'm sorry okay um oh yes um i decided as all of our listeners know and it's shocking to hear i was a cheerleader i was cheerleader in high school and i was a cheerleader in college and i used to run eastern kitek university nca camps so um i was i was never the girl who could do all the tumbling i could do the minimal tumbling but i was the girl who could dance and do the jumps shocking i realize i can never tumble so i decided that when i last waited i was going to get back to doing whatever tumbling i could if i if i could still do it i didn't know if i could well the basics 101 of tumbling is you have to be able to support your weight with your hands so you have to be able to at least at the minimalist as a handstand for 10 seconds well if you haven't done a handstand in a while i recommend two words of advice a) make sure somebody else is in the house with you and b) practice often with somebody in the house with you because i had did it about i don't know five or six times and um you know doing a cartwheel your full weight is only on your hands for two or three seconds no big deal but doing a handstand especially if you're trying to get to where you can stand on your hands for 10 seconds there's the whole thing of you know balance and center of gravity being off and all those other things so i had gotten to where i could do it for about 10 seconds and i would you know walk the dog and come home and do a handstand and then i would you know fold laundry and walk and walk through the house and do a handstand just to do it just just because just because i could so i was well because you had to let your uh punani breathe ew uh anyways sorry how did we go from a handstand to talking about her because i have a big big shirt going over your head she could hold a candle in it while somebody landed every episode well i can guarantee you rodan i do not do my handstands in a skirt okay good thank you i have done the naked again entirely different story anyways um yeah so i did a handstand up against um in our foyer and i uh aren't you but you were doing something else when you were doing the handstand okay so i'm getting to that okay because you know i'm a masochist and i have to push myself and be a control freak my daughter was doing a handstand and she could do a push-up while she was doing the handstand because she is a frickin physical anomaly so i decided well you know i have to be able to do a handstand now there's no question i have to be able to a handstand and be able to do a push-up which means i have to be able to bend my arms at a 45 degree angle and push my weight back up so i did about one and a half of them and by half i mean i did one really well and decided if i could do one i can do two and when i went to do two crash and i came down hard and i mean i landed on my elbow on my head the neck went it was not pretty at all yeah and of course in the house by myself so i got i got shit from tank i got shit from taylor they're like you know you're an idiot are you aware of what could have really happened so now i'm only allowed to do them when someone else is in the house besides my dog who just kind of who now the dog is when i do them she wants to walk up and like you know french kiss me and i'm like of course i i with her i'm like leave me alone so yes so i was killed myself and then last week i decided that i was going to get my body at a 90 degree angle underneath the trampoline and hold on to the metal ring that goes around it and do chin-ups and do pull-ups so i'm doing this and and i'm doing really well and i decided i was going to you know how when you're little you can you can pull yourself up on a like on a beam or whatever and then do a flip over your stomach on it so i decided that i can do this is no problem so i do this i get on the trampoline i'm all impressed with myself so now i'm going to do flips and i'm going to do this and this and this and this and of course again i'm at home by myself so i'm doing all the flips and i'm throwing the dog's toy so she can run and chase it and i do a flip and completely not paying attention to where i am and come down on my knee right on the metal oh yeah which the only thing good about that is if there's anything good about it is if i had missed it i would have fallen off the trampoline yeah and i'm doing all of this FYI in a sports bra and a pair of Hollister sweatpants so needless to say i am quite positive that all of our neighbors were going what the fuck is she doing? yeah so i can only imagine i know that at some point tank's gonna put a hidden camera back there just so he can sell it because it would be worth it it's horrible so yes i know wow i know but you know what eventually i'm going to be able to do around if i can't spring again it's that simple i don't know when but it will happen and when it happens i will there will be a video it will be posted okay excellent i think we'd rather see the video of you crashing into something crash i did something well that's probably going to be fine i know that's the one i'd rather see but well that's a fact but we're all masochists i'm trying to get Taylor to join a adult adult chilling squad with me because you know the idea now listen no no no you laugh you scoff but think about this that's not that funny i'm laughing at the adult part the idea of like 20 people surrounding him why he does the in-sync dance that he did a karaoke with a little spotlight on him why he gets to wear you know a shirt that says cheer fag yeah he would totally love that well in my head this is really more like cheer porn cheer porn because it's you know adult cheerlee adult cheerleaders it's not like adult cheerleaders where you know they have the sweater ripped trust me trust me when i tell you some of the parents that do this cheerleading stuff they're scary they're the ones they're the ones who are you need to run away from but we could totally it would be so much fun he'll do it i know he'll do it it's not even an option he has no he has no choice we'll see it would be and then you know what and then bobbly will be there with a shirt on that says you know cheer boyfriend yes his little colored bomb bombs to cheer on his little his little boy i think that's sweet well taylor wears the cheer bearer thing cheer bearer that would totally be his care beer name yes he can do the care bear stare so yes i've tried to kill myself but that's that's neither here nor there apparently uh so to taylor this weekend so rodan you're the only one that came out of this week you know flying colors no bruises no broken bones no i try and kill myself this weekend by hurling yourself upon a pvc covered that was last weekend okay last weekend this week he just tried to hurl himself onto bobbly and his big pc yeah i hurled myself onto a pipe but it wasn't pvc well anyway we are at about 48 minutes so we should think about wrapping this up i am going to end the podcast night with all of the congratulatory voicemails that uh you left those of you who left them for taffy left for them so left for her whatever i can't talk tonight i don't care um and we want to thank you all and and tappy i want to thank you for finally showing your face to the world and yes and so now we can show all the pictures we have of the two of us doing completely inappropriate things such as oh yeah we'll talk about that later okay bivila prance okay which means there's only really one of us left that needs to show his face officially on the uh on the podcast yeah that's a good point yeah well i have a quick story about that but i'll well you'll be in town for gay days well yeah maybe we can have a threesome picture yes okay so what is your story Rodan i was talking to this guy on the man hunt this week and uh we were talking i can tell this is going to be a classy story we were talking for a little while and he asked me what i did and i'm like you know i work at you know the boE and blah blah and i explained what i did and then all of a sudden he disappeared he logged out right the next day i had interviews scheduled all day long oh no so my boss and one of my peers is in there interviewing someone and i'm you know they're the first half hour and then i'm the second half hour so walk in and sit down look at him and he has this set he's because i didn't see a picture of him he saw a picture of me so he sits there and has this look of horror on his face and he cannot continue he's just like he's just sitting there like mouth open staring at me and i'm like what the hell and so then eventually like you know like a minute later he kind of continues his story and kind of you know he's talking with his hands and gold rings and all of a sudden i realized oh my god this guy's a big flaming girl and well then he certainly couldn't have hired him then well yeah exactly and so i start giggling because now all of a sudden the light bulbs gone off and i realized this guy is a probably saw me online or something because he recognized me and it realized it was the same guy who chatted with me until the next night or he emailed me on like every single last when he was getting dressed exactly yeah so when he like emailed me and every single one the check cleared so yeah so when he like emailed me on every single last uh you know like trick site saying how sorry he was i'm just like uh yeah i i took me forever to figure out the two pieces together so yeah so that's why i'm a little nervous about putting a picture out there fully fully well i would think putting your picture on bare 411 is going to reach a larger audience than putting your picture on pod as my co-pilot i mean i would i would hope that that wasn't true but i pretty pretty certain it probably is well so you need to come up with a better excuse that one so are you coming into town for gay days yes okay excellent excellent yeah we're gonna we're gonna talk with some of the other podcasters and figure out what we're doing as far as you know meet if those of you guys will be in town for gay days as far as an opportunity to meet us if you would like to meet us um we're all going to be there all three of us it'll be the first time the three of us will hopefully we'll get to tape something where all three of us are in a room together which could be a lot of fun yeah i was going to say it'll be shower watch 2008 shower watch we'll tape it during the orgy Kathy's not going to be there for the word speak for yourself speak for yourself she can watch and do color commentary tank has already taught me how to work the video camera if it's by candlelight she can hold and she has enough out of body strength to where she can hold herself up on one hand hold the video camera while the candle sticking out of her cuz it'll be fabulous i am lumière flames flames flames shooting out of my pulse you're gonna want to take care of the hair because you don't want to sing that yeah that's what that's what you call layering the smells if it's a scented candle oh god oh lordy you might want to get a citronella it'll kill off a box i'm signing off now oh the new rules of this podcast is pushing him right now it's good definitely need to take a water now see this is one of those times when the audience is going to turn against us and be completely for you taffy so as they should oh can i just say i am behind on um we're mean because you're stupid but nessa about six or seven episodes ago laughed so hard during an episode i was sitting in starbucks working on some charting i had tears running down my eyes from listen i was laughing so hard at her laughing so laughter is the universal medicine yeah unless you're taffy and we're talking about you pussy well you said pussy that's a bad word all i can say is pay back as a bitch that's all oh yeah well you paid me back early by making me stood to that play last night anyway oh but i actually had a really good time last night kiss my ass i love you you know that i know again if i love you i make fun of you to your face exactly behind your back that that's when there's problem that you're the rest of the world exactly so guys thank you very much for downloading episode 57 of pot as my co-pilot as always you can go to our blog which is pot as my co-pilot.com go to our voicemail which is or leave us a voicemail at 206 202 5165 email us at anybody pot as my co-pilot at gmail.com oh taffy got it in first go to our my space page which is rodan myspace.com backslash pot is my co-pilot and you can join our facebook group which is first person who says it no not me okay so i love pot is my co-pilot good job rodan all right guys well thank you right did you do the listener line because i knew that when i was waiting i said that one already oh say why would i want to pay attention to you say say say it again see if you know it our listener line is um even call and tell us how fabulous we are at 206 202 5165 very good and you guys leave us some more reviews that i tuned because i think we're stuck at a hundred no we're hundred one oh are we excellent we were at hundred for a while thank you all very much for getting us to a hundred and i will be talking to drum one day this week about his ball pick which he promised us are you going to be totally delivered he's very proud of his boss he'll totally deliver his bob will let you take that picture i'm not taking that picture taffy can take that picture i think drums looking forward to taking the picture himself oh well so he can have some new pictures online there you go on that note on that note he doesn't listen anymore anyway so it's a lovely evening everybody have a good week and we will see you next week for episode 48 bye-bye 48 50 fuck you both 58 by what jesus don't ever correct me again i will enter life hey father's my co-pilot it's eric west from san francisco i had to call in after the video and say oh my god that is wonderful taffy you look fabulous congratulations and uh soon to be happy birthday too talk to you all later bye hi gang this is christina from washington state and i just wanted to say i i just got caught up on the latest episode and the video episode is fantastic um taffy you look beautiful i mean really this it's an incredible change look i'm stuttering that's how much it threw me um you do almost look like a totally different person but not really i mean i can totally see you in in all the pictures um but it's incredible and congratulations because that's phenomenal i'm so happy that you're gonna reach your goal on your birthday no less that's awesome it's so much a cause for celebration um you're definitely inspiring me to get on the ball so thank you thank you for sharing that i really appreciate it and i'm looking forward to the the next episode all right later guys little part is my co-pilot this is in rachael in california just specific for taffy and i just wanted to say wow i've got a new crush hello pumpkins this is melonith and plano holy god taffy i just saw the video woman you are to be congratulated for what you've done you were always gorgeous but man that is one hell of an achievement i'm just wow he you are an inspiration to everyone who is out there sweating it off and trying to lose weight so thank you for posting this thank you for everything you've gone through and and letting us follow along and thank you for putting up that video so we can see exactly what can be done if we put our hearts and minds to it bless your heart darlan talk to you later bye bye hey guys this is tom a_k_a_ the ramble redhead just wanted you a quick message and i listened to let us show that you did with michael and then i also watched the um the photo thing of um taffy and our weight loss and i just wanted to say that i thought both of them were amazing and i i really got kind of choked up when i was watching um taffy's weight loss we lost i knew it was just so amazing and so inspiring and i just wanted to tell you such a great job that you did and i know that you must be very proud of yourself um because we've been quite a lot of other podcasters like walt and and uh wanda wisdom and a lot of others that have really um have done this and done so well and so i just want to i called them and told them congratulations i wanted to call you and say you know that you did an awesome job and i really wish all the best and uh and i think it's just amazing so keep up the right word guys i really love the show and i'm so happy that you're online and i would love to have you back so um hopefully you can get that together so you take care bye bye hi kaffy uh girlfriend your visual debut is a triumph and it just reaffirms the way we love you this is where i'm proud of seo hoe calling i can't describe the joy we felt when we watched your video for the first time your spirit and your love of life just shine brilliantly in your eyes and smile from the very beginning enjoy the moment hugs the tailoring we're down to love you guys bye so funny story i'm walking to the subway this morning near the work oh this is eric this is for the boy by the way and i am deciding which podcast i'm going to listen to first and i'm scrolling through and i see pot is my co-pilot so without thinking i hit play and up comes this share sounding song and i'm like okay well they're just going for something new this is their new intro or maybe it ties in some time so i'm on the way to the subway and the whole song plays and then nothing and i'm thinking well that's odd why did they just post an episode with only the song so i look and my iphone doesn't put video podcasts or rather they don't play automatically if you choose them from the podcast section you have to pick them from the video and since i was a moron i didn't notice it was a video so off i go to the video section i select pot is my co-pilot and i sit down on the subway and holy shit taffy you made me cry like a little girl i just had to tell you that and to say congrats you fucking lations wow love you guys hi hi pot is my co-pilot people this is Tim from terminus he will give me a call this message for miss taffy i watched your video today when i was having a really bad day at work you made my day today i say congratulations on all your hard work and i just have to say also you are just gorgeous so keep up the good work and i know you're very happy and you look awesome so i just wanted to say that and thank you for making my day and i know you'll reach your goal so keep up the good work and i will talk you soon bye