Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 56 - Bottom Boy Blues, or Lapping It Up With Wes Stone
Sorry for the reposting - technical issues, kittens!
you're listening to pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy tepi carlall hupington and rodan hi this is Taylor the latte boy and welcome to episode 56 of pot is my co-pilot as always I am joined by rodan hello boys and ladies and continuing his time locked in my basement we have Michael from q-cast connection hello lovers I figured if I was filling in for Taffy I should do her stick yes yeah you're going to have tank eat you out while you're recording the podcast from your mouth to God's ears wow that was good hi boys how are you doing oh we're doing okay good all right doing okay from the last ten minutes before we were doing the magic yeah right so what were you doing in the bathroom that was a long time like the bottom boy blues or something the bottom boy blues yeah you know when you just got to release it all because everything's been jam-packed that's disgusting and a little accurate now now we um had chip pulley for dinner that's really all you say about that so this is the end then but sex no no no there was no but sex this weekend there was no there was not there was none of that and by this weekend I mean last weekend between now when the time this podcast comes out I'm sure and there goes Lola Lafayette turning off the podcast as long as you downloaded boyfriend yeah boyfriend yes that's right that's right I got I got I got a man's I got I got a I got a cute man's we even have pet names for one another already already I think they were joking but we already came up with them and no I'm not telling them on the podcast oh you got it now come on now yeah you you tease so you need to exactly exactly I T if you don't tell us we're gonna hang up and you're gonna have to talk by yourself for the next 40 minutes I don't he's very often shut up I don't he's very often so when I do it's you know well you know what Rodan that just means we're gonna have to make them up for him yes hmm I'm thinking Poppy and too low Poppy and what is it Poppy and too low Shulu either yeah can you hear us hello Michael we're as we say we're to Taylor go Mike can you guys not hear me now we can oh yeah but you disappeared for a second there yeah yes I was seething I'm gonna say that Babaloo calls Taylor my little chilupa I like that one yes in the middle of everything he yells you'll kieto Taco Bell well to smell like ass I'm offended I'm unsubscribing me so what do you want to tell you what's your name again why don't we almost call you Ellen for some reason I started to say what do you want to talk about today Ellen because I dance before the beginning of every show oh is that what that is well she is a lesbian so no topics is that what you're saying no topics okay bring up a top all right let's let's bring up well any topic that we bring up might be dated by the time that we actually talk about it oh good point so well Michael ask us any question you want to know yes now it's time for ask a podcast or a question and put Michael completely on the spot well it's not even on the spot because I'm thinking I pretty much know about you guys I listen to your show every week all right Michael what is the strangest place you've ever been naked oh um the strangest place I've ever been naked completely answer that however you want well which is more interesting partially naked or completely I don't know to be honest with you I'm sorry yeah thanks for the help Michael Jordan all right yeah thanks I'm thinking partially naked Universal Studios which I think I've told the story before so I believe you have not I don't remember that story really see yeah back in high school when I was you know beginning to become a man whore really a boy whore at the time my boyfriend and I went to the Halloween Horror Nights and they were doing this big Thunderdome show at the front like crowded everyone into the studio before they released them to the right rest of the park so between the gates and the big fountain thingy or wherever it is and so they had it all crowded in we ended up kind of going down one of the alleys in the little city part in Universal Studios and he kind of started kissing on me and I pulled down his pants a little bit and yeah there's the days when you spit as Lou was there somebody dressed like Fred Flintstone jerking off at the end of that alley hold on I used to be Fred Flintstone have you ever gotten a hand job in the Haunted Mansion no I was always too afraid cuz like the cart seem like they were too visible have you gotten a hand job in the Haunted Mansion no I was just asking oh have you seen people get a hand job a specific a question almost as if you are licking your finger and doing a little marking one sign I can say that I myself have not but I know people who have which is why I've asked okay so now see I think the the old spaceship earth ride was good for that kind of stuff oh the new one is - it's still pretty dark yeah again not that I've done it but I just I would just wrote it a couple of days ago so I I was thinking that very same thing actually yeah you know those rides are perfect for various and sundry forms of play yes and as we offend all the mothers who listen to our podcast right now but getting it on at the Disney World and universal apparently and universally yes well if we wanted fish we'd be straight but I'm bomb okay where's the strangest place you've been naked yes a haunted house benefit for my work oh yeah I remember my old job yeah I may have gotten a blow job from a volunteer yeah that was like during your brief or phase before drum Riley yeah that is true okay I can't I can't answer the question if it doesn't involve anything sexual okay because I recently well not recently I have to say two summers ago had my first experience being naked on stage in a play really really a whole new thing for me and I was just like oh okay I guess I can do this and did so that was kind of strange for me in an unsafe way I love valor compassion oh yeah that's right you did tell me right yeah yeah so it was the first time I'd ever done it so you know eventually it was cool but it was bizarre at first so it was because it was nothing I was used to I was like you want to see this naked go ahead whatever and they did to their people gasp oh my god I can't take my eyes off of it let's put it this way there were what nine of us they're like eight or nine of us in the cast eventually everybody got naked and they were far nicer things to look at than me so let's put it that way I'm sure you just yeah I do but you know and I wanted to be humble right excellent so okay next question I have the little book of stupid questions here which Lola Lafayette gave me for Christmas oh um would the show have been as popular if it was called Beverly Hills 90210 - 6227 if they have their zip plus four yeah okay oh this is a good one more realistic Melrose place or threes company I've never seen Melrose place I can't compare what I was about say Taylor we lived Melrose place for a while so I'm thinking Melrose place you really never saw an episode of Melrose place nope that is insane keep in mind I'm older than you guys are so it's a different kind of so is Heather Locklear but but I had a different television watching era than you guys did well you what but I watched Dynasty and Falcon crest and all those shows when I was growing up yeah I was in a bag it but still yeah not the point you were three I was in high school come on no by the time Melrose place came on television wasn't up my priority okay but sex was your priority yeah right exactly thank you there you go all right let's see any time any of the one you have a question that you might want to ask instead of you know we don't have a book in front of us okay yeah is it more embarrassing to burp in public to fart in public or to walk around with your fly open fart you vote for I go fart cuz I was on stage with my fly open for a whole act of the up of play once where yeah I was shown the entire front row still has not recovered the entire front row still hasn't seen it what your harsh if you could be invisible for an hour every day what would you do during that hour raid college gyms do what I would raid college locker room okay great and I'll be editing out that no yeah I was gonna say you know hit a locker room somewhere probably yeah okay that sounds good locker rooms good yeah hey did I tell you that I got an offer this week to go over to the university and have sex with someone in the library no yeah some guy was like I am a me on manhunt he was trying to get me to go over and study see me out at the bar whatever and want me to go but he wouldn't show me his damn picture I'm like no we like one I a I like my job far too much to get arrested George Michael style and to no it was it was weird because I didn't realize people still had bathroom sex in the days of the Internet did I ever tell you guys my library story no but please do yes well I might have talked about it on the podcast way back when when I was still working at the library you may remember that correct yes I do remember working at the a very prestigious Ivy League college library and actually one of my assignments was to research Craig's list and sites such like that to find postings of co-ed soliciting sex in the library stacks oh wow crack down on this happening which happens apparently a lot more than anybody knows or realizes so Rodin you probably should have taken them up on it you could have been quite the statistic yeah of executives who get arrested in public library yes yeah right I could have been in the Monroe new star what's your name and lights kid would you rather be hunted by a pack of wild animals or by a group of men that depends aren't they one in the same and what level of undress are they in while they're chasing me right can they be a pack of wild men sure how come you're not answering any of these yeah yeah you I just said it depends on the state of undress okay you can't say those things you have a boyfriend yes be chased by the pack of wild men to okay what do you think is the correct way to fend off a shark attack Rodin hit the show him your penis and while he's looking for it you swim away I hate you Rodin is it really bad no okay it's just that I'm so big it's not it's not size appropriate for my height nor his width because of his hips so you see because you know with sort of like looking at one person in the middle of a screen on a widescreen if you were an evil mastermind trying to take over the world and you had just captured James Bond would you place him in a necessary complex death trap out of your line of vision utilizing say a slow moving laser or slow moving platform that lowered him into a pool of piranhas or would you just shoot him yourself which James Bond let's say Daniel Craig I'd shoot on him myself well played let's say I am an evil mastermind plotting to take over the world and I want to tell the market or at a time yes I would enslave the boy whichever James Bond it is even if it's George Lazemby wow god you are such a nerd you was kind of hot for a 60s man okay I like Michael's comment I would shoot on him you can't have it it's mine yes no stealing fine then I would let him shoot on me no there you go okay is James Bond a sex addict or just a slut slut slut okay do clowns ever have bad days at work I don't know Taylor do you when they don't get to eat enough babies maybe I would say yes clowns clowns are people too they have feelings no they're not clowns are demons clowns are demons that just describes the skies themselves in big red wigs and funny noses and when nobody's looking they eat babies because they're all evil yes and now are a hundred clown listeners are unsubscribed okay in your circle of friends honest one doesn't really go okay out of the podcasters that we know who is most like Archie Archie comics Archie Archie as an Archie of yeah Archie comics so not Archie Bunker no I would say Archer Archer okay how about Reggie what would you consider Reggie our art art art art and like Big Fatty kind of like friendly nemesis's no no I wouldn't say nemesis nemesis's at all nemesis nemesis nemesis's nemesis's nemesis's nemesis's how about Betty that would be no Holly is Betty which means Ness's Veronica right that kind of well he's the really nice one and Ness is the tough one okay how about Chandler who how about who Chandler Chandler Bing was in okay I was gonna say he's like Archie no there's a bunch of characters listed here I don't know I'm not a big friends watcher okay we all know who Monica would be do you have he Tappy yes yeah which TV character would you say I was are a list you could pick from is there a list well do you want me to list the people here or just it's from anybody yeah it's the people there I would say you are most like Joey Michael you're a man whore no no well okay because Chandler actually you know who is most like Chandler Rodan because he worked for the big company nobody knows what he does okay yeah that's that's very much it and the only other one left is Ross and that's probably me because Ross is kind of pitiful so so I'm Joey because I'm the actor wah wah yeah yeah that's that's it because you're an actor right and stupid and had a really big penis yeah pretty stupid it has a really big penis that's my don't think Michael stupid Joe is a really big penis I think so I think he's sort of known for he's known for getting around not that you're known for getting around I'm just digging myself deeper yeah watch it just let that would go if you could have safe sex by puffing out your cheeks during climax then yelling a book it a book it a book it a book it a book it a ha would you use this method or would you be afraid your partner would find it too distracting and go with the more standard and commonly accepted methods of birth control didn't somebody already do that to you um I think I'm gonna try to do when I come yeah you know puffing out the cheeks and blowing into the hole that that's that's while I appreciate the fact that you remember stories from the past you're off a little bit by the details oh well whatever oh there was no boogity boogity boogity boogity yes that's exactly there's no boogity boogity boogity boogity aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha change change change to change your bop dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip do you want to be do yes you forgot to add ha on to the end that's how I got the harp. Got some. If by simply downing a can of spinach you could bring temporarily superhuman strength to any part of your body which part would you sell it? How big a can ever talk that by downing it doesn't mean shove it up your ass. It means it's super human strength. Super human strength. Well for my day job I'd say my arms but for my night work. Because lifting a 450 pound shark over your head is very hard. Quite honestly what good would superhuman strength in someone's penis do. Yeah it doesn't need to be strong just hard. Well that way you can lift people you actually have to have a bed you can just like lift them while you're up. I walk around do some shopping. Next. Okay. I'm thinking you should have had a plan when you invited us to do a second. I'm trying to find what are curds and whey. I had cheese curds when I was in um in Wisconsin. Don't you know they're fried. Just a question in the book. Yeah what is it tough it. It's like an ottoman but small. Did Miss Muffet leave her curds and whey behind so the spider could eat them. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tough at eating a curds away along came a spider sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away and said what's in the bowl bitch. Little boy blue he needed the money money. Oh alright what do you this is a good one this is a good one. What do you think you will be doing at this exact moment 20 years from now. Probably still talking to you too. Yeah that's what I'll just feel that way. I'm going to pot as my co-piled episode 937. Oh my god. Twenty years from now. Yeah. Hopefully I'll be retired. I was going to say something horrible. Oh hmm nevermind. Rodan. Um I don't know. I'll still be firing people. Yeah I'm sure I'll be fifty two fifty three. I'll be ruling the world or something I don't know. Something with minions. Rodan if you're going to rule the world in 20 years will there be a place for Taylor and myself. Well of course it's my chief henchman. Okay you'll so you'll treat us well. So we'll be beast man and mer man from Masters of the universe. I want to be the beast master. No you want to do the beast master. The beast master. Well guilty. Was it mega con? Did we see him at mega con? No I don't think he was there. But wasn't he supposed to be or he was just be there on Saturday. Yeah I think over the weekend. Oh okay. Mark singer. Although you know I've seen pictures of him now. Not so much. No. Yeah. Didn't age quite as well. I want to relive the original beast master years. Well he was haggard by beast master three. Oh this is a good one. This is a good one though. This is a good one for Michael and I. I don't know Rodan if you'll be able to answer this because you don't know anything about music. Can you name five albums you owned when you were a teenager that you're embarrassed about now but secretly enjoy. Yes. What are they. Well I can tell you I think I've mentioned at least one or two. You don't have to if you don't know. I mentioned this on we're mean because you're stupid. I own every single Partridge family album that ever exists. And still do copies. One of them sealed. Wow. You are a geeky homo. Yep. So there's ten of them I think and I own every single one including the CD versions. And you notice I'm saying this with not a hint of regret in my voice. No no. Be proud of. No. I think I love you. And what about you that's Taylor. Mine would be and actually I got this when I was little but I still did occasionally listen to it and that would be Olivia Newton John physical. I had that album too. And what other albums did I have that I would have been embarrassed. I don't know that's the first one that popped in my head when I read the question. I remember the first forty five I bought with my very own money. And that was level keep us together. Captain into Neil. Yeah. I bought that song on iTunes a couple of months ago. And if you don't think for one second I don't dance around my house when that song's on. I'll bet it's a great song. It's a great song. Yeah. No I have no idea what to see. Yeah. No. I can't tell you though that when I went to Sam's Club this weekend I bought the 50th anniversary editions of the Muppet movie and a great muppet caper and the case here. The Kermit's 50th anniversary. Kermit the flag is 50 years old. Yes. How can that be? He was invented before the rest of the muppets were for yeah some like local television stations. I don't know. But the cashier was like so what's up with all the cartoons. Because I was also buying some Cartoon Network cartoons too. You just said what's up with the four teeth in your head. Yeah. And I just kind of sat there and I'm like and for the first time ever I mean I bought some really like Shira and some insane silly stupid DVDs and I'm just sitting there like I just didn't know what to say. She's like well it's cool. And she just you know handed me my receipt. I was leaving. I was like I don't know what to say. So I think it was the first time I've been embarrassed buying DVDs. Rodan how big is your new TV? 47 inches. So it's not that big. Why? No we just bought a 42 inch. We came very close to buying the 47 but realized it would probably envelop our living room too much. Yeah see I was thinking the same thing and then I just did it anyways. Yeah. The 47 because I'm thinking you know what everyone always says they regret not buying bigger. Right. So we're like who was tougher? Star ski or I'm sorry. What's porn like on a 47 inch TV? I've not watched porn on the 47 inch TV yet. Okay. I don't have any porn DVDs. Oh. So listeners if you're hearing this please say. Well we have a bunch of them so when you come over for gay days we can check it out on the 42 inch. How's that? Okay that sounds wonderful. Okay. So but you know I'm not cleaning up after the circle jerk. Okay. We'll have British John for that. Oh okay that that works. You can be the clean up guy. Yeah. Flapping it up. The new podcast with West Stone laughing it up. You're a terrible mural. Snowballing is fun. Okay. Let's see. Oh those were the days. Wow. I was kidding. But okay. Okay. This is this is one that actually I asked my kids that I were one of the first time that I meet them. I asked them are something sort of similar to this. If you were lost on a desert island and could only take with you one book one CD they would have a player there. This is in one outfit but it doesn't matter because if you're lost on an island you can walk around naked. So one CD or one album that you could listen to and one book. What would they be? And say you're only going to be there on the island for a year so it doesn't have to be for the rest of your life. Well I guess I would bring one of my partridge family albums because I obviously like them enough. As far as the book. It would probably be some some comic archive or compilation or something like that. Watchman. Watchman would be a good one. Yeah it would be. I can't wait for that movie. I know I can't wait for the movie. Have you seen the action figures? They look awesome. I know. Have you seen the trailer for the spirit movie? It just came out. Spirit movie trailer just came out. Right now Taffy is going to talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Transformers or something and the Muppet movie soundtrack Really, I think I'd have to bring all three seasons of Wonder Woman. Oh That's kind of hard to get there on DVD actually I Would bring all seven seasons of the Golden Girls. Oh, that's good But you know what I would be sitting there watching Golden Girls who would come walking up at sit down next to me What would be Kevin exactly do you own all seven seasons? I actually don't own any of them. Yeah. Well, he's got them all so he can bring them Okay, Kevin you and me on an island for a year. That'd actually be a lot of fun Well because he'd be the Marianne of the island he'd be able to make you know coconut pies out of anything Hey for this we're doing this stupid little video next year at work for like launching the 2009 goals and we've decided we're doing Gilligan's Island as the theme this year was What the hell was it this year mr. Rogers neighborhood? So my boss dressed up a little red sweater and yeah, and who will you be ginger? He'll be lovely Okay, next question. Would you rather have oh Mickey cars or manic Monday stuck in your head? Let me tell you something about my high school years One of my nicknames in high school was Mickey So I got that song sung to me Constantly Okay, so yeah There's a certain song that is constantly was constantly sung to me or that I hear all the time Which I can't talk about because it involves my real name shit. Okay. Yeah, no And I've got one of those two that Brant from college used to do to me all the time too. I'm a Donna song Yeah, yeah, me too. I had a Paul Simon song All right, so which song I would like cars probably of the three of them Car isn't like the modern-day cars Song cars not the band I think I would be a manic Monday Okay, when someone enters a building in front of you and holds the door open do you feel compelled to rush through it? So that they aren't waiting for you. Yes Yes, yes, I do the same thing called manners This why do we do this especially when it's someone we don't know because it's called manners that makes sense Which Brady Bunch family member would you most like to see naked? Alice butcher You know, that's a big old rainforest down there Great rainforest all right then cuz an Oliver I have to say that I always thought Chris Knight was hot Peter. Yeah, and the way he looks now Present day. I would like to see Christopher Knight naked. Yeah. Yeah. No Chris for Knight is right around your type The way he's built right now. Yeah, absolutely Absolutely. All right, which one Brady Bunch family member would you like to see naked the least that would be Alice? Because something tells me Alice's cock probably bigger than mine But she throws down she throws down God I actually knew how to tenderize her meat. That's for sure There's like no transition out of that Yeah, pretty much. Is it we're for you to make love in your parents bedroom or for your parents to make love in your bedroom? B B, okay, yeah, I don't think I don't think I have two Really? Yeah, really. Oh my god. Well, you know back in the day not now Yeah, right in certain thousand miles away Yeah, they had a water bed. Oh Well, there you go with mirrors on the top Mears on the ceiling pink champagne on ice Okay, do you consider yourself well endowed? Yes, no, we just we took about it all the time What animal would you say you are hung like I would say no by the way, I'm I don't want to say that I'm not answering questions Oh, okay, what animal would you say you're hung like? Hi, you know, I have to say I haven't you all didn't want to have any questions I don't think I've really studied animal penises that much to really be able to answer this question Okay, I just know what buddy looks like that's about it Right. Yeah, I was gonna say I'm hung like a pug All right, if your spouse killed someone would you turn him in? No, I didn't last time Yeah, right what is what it was this questioning Was this being recorded what if it was not your spouse, but your best friend hell, yeah Hey, wait a minute you turned taffy in Yeah before she could get to me Good point No loose ends as she hits me You know too much you cannot be allowed to live You'll be buried right next to the widow Carlisle No, apparently the widow Carlisle has told her in the past that if she dies under what looks to be you know foul play That all assets would be frozen Wow Wow, well it worries me that she is even considered that possibility Yeah, that's that's the kind of wonderful mother-daughter relationship they have It's like the Gilmore girls Okay, if you were a donut what kind of donut would you be After less weekend, I'd be cream-filled. Hey I'd be a crawler A crawler. Yeah, well, you even say like a northern person. Um A bear claw. I don't know That was the one's fappy was in the Bentley. She would have been a jelly Wait, what's the southern pronunciation of crawler a crawler crawler? Yeah, there's no W in crawler I don't know. Okay, that's just do you think cows are mad that we take their milk I think they're more mad that we butcher them Issue to consider how you'd feel if a cow took your milk I guess it depends on how they're getting it Yeah, right I'm like I give my milk away all the time, right And normally I don't mind is it somebody's taking it All right, I just prefer of this wallow Oh god, is that what you're talking about? That's disgusting Why is that disgusting? Call it milk Oh, do you think that the first time corn ever popped it scared the hell out of the indians That's racist. No excuse me. They call it maze maze Uh popped you have popped maze They call it maze and then they stand on the side of the road shedding one single tier as all the leader Frolls down the highway. You know that was an old Italian guy, right? That wasn't an Indian in that commercial. Oh really? Yeah They still played every now and then That's god. We have to find that on youtube. We have to find that on youtube post it on your blog Oh, I'm sure that is. Okay. I will definitely do that that and the other commercial where she says we called it maze I do remember what that was a commercial for was it like Corn oil or something. I think so. Yeah, that's from the 70s. Isn't it? Yeah, okay. Yeah Yeah, um speaking of indians and their portrayal in the media when I was home at christmas time We watched peter pan. I watched peter pan with my niece That how did the red man become red or whatever? Oh? That is incredibly racist Not at the time it was made I know but you look at it now and you're just sort of like my sister and I were kind of looking at it Like oh my god. Well, that's the main reason why you can't get song of the south on dvd anymore. Yeah, so God forbid we should actually portray history as it was actually happened happening. Excuse me. That's true Which of the seven dwarves do you most relate to horny as what's a boss? That was if you were the eighth door for Sleepy Sleepy. I would be sleepy. I'm always tired. Yeah, we're down You'd be grumpy. He's gonna say you'd probably be crumpy. I would be happy. I was would say bitchy And why would you be happy taylor? Because I have a boyfriend Who's the best born old? Because what? Because you've been cornholed maze hold they call it maze We're having we have to go to zellwood. That's all I have to say Who's the best boss mr. Burns mr. Spacely larry tate or tony danza tony danza larry tate You would say larry tate. I hate larry tate on bewitched. He was a good boss though No, he wasn't he was always coming to dick He was always going down on dick I meant he was always going to darren at the last minute saying I need you for some business meeting or I need to do this Or he was just showing up at their house with the business associates. That's not cool That's a plot device that that's a boss with no boundaries And the fact that you think that he's a good boss speaks volumes of your ability to lead this nation As a captain of industry. Yeah. No, I'm more like mr. Burns personally Whereas tony danza occasionally showed up in a towel See i've never been a fan of the tony danza, but he still looked better in a towel than larry tate did Uh, that is probably true. Yeah Who's the best mom carol brady rosanne connor or endora? Now taffy would say endora No, because her mother is endora Carole, you know add the three of them. I rosanne. I I always thought that she was the best mom. Yeah But that's one of my all-time favorite tv shows. So that's probably why I have never been a big brady bunch fan I mean if it's on i'll watch it, but I don't go. I don't I mean some people are Obsessed with it and I just know kind of like me and me neither Okay, this one. I'm sure that both of you would like for this to be yes, but where the dukes of hazards kissing cousins Oh We meet with the other cousins or with With each other. I think they were doing more than kissing cornholen Island is going to be in this title of episode 56 cornhole is going to be in there somewhere maze hole maze hole Oh, yes work god is who mr. Rourke from fantasy island Um, wasn't that supposed to be kind of like the premise of the show that you were supposed to be led To believe that was it. I don't know. I just always sort of assumed that it was you know, I was I was little I used to watch it. Mm-hmm. I do remember the one episode where like the evil mr Work was on the guy that was in the entire black suit with the white tie instead of the white suit and the black tie I don't remember never seen I know it was towards the one at the end of the end of the show end of the end of the series I'm gonna say yes. Okay. Yeah, sure You have no idea what we're talking about do you? I know what fancy island is okay the non bbd yet No, I think it is actually At least the first season who would drive you crazy faster barny erkel mr. Rogers or the nanny I wouldn't have to say erkel or barny barny the dinosaur. Yeah. Oh Barney Barney. Yeah, I thought you were thinking Barney rubble. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. I love Barney rubble Barney was all cute and little and stocky He has a probably has a little hairy chest And probably really short penis. That's really really sick That's right. You've probably worked with a Barney rubble or two in your day. Mm-hmm. Yep. Did you bend that Barney rubble over? No Were you bent over by a Barney rubble? Although I will tell you that one of the Barney one of my Barney rebels what I worked with the most was at my house yesterday giving me a massage Oh, because he's now a licensed massage therapist Were you wearing the orange suit? No, I was wearing nothing Uh-huh. Did you get a rock saw rock my shot? I can't make that work You're working out on the quarry And actually this particular guy who played Barney is what's pretty much one of the hairiest men I've ever met So yes, well, how does that work in situations like that where you're in like a sleeveless? Did he I mean did he have to shave or wax or anything? Oh his arms weren't as bad as as his chest and his back were So they dipped him in there You know we were cavemen nobody cared, you know, I guess Which of the Brady sisters would have been most likely to have gotten pregnant as a teen? Cindy Marsha Now will never be a teen model. I might as well go on wick. Oh my nose A lot of Brady questions in this book. Yeah, really. What up with that? I don't know. I'm just reading in should we do the one more? Yeah, one more because I'm getting horse. Sorry No, she was on last episode. I gotta sing tomorrow Okay, let's see one more make it a good one Make it real sexual. It doesn't have to be from the book That's too late for me to Thank you. Okay, they made an action figure of you. What gimmick would you have? I eat kung fu grip you go ahead a pulse string Apparently my pulse string would close my butthole Oh, so you have kung fu grip Yeah, barely Rodan Uh at this rate kung fu grip because that's all the action I get Oh What were the choices? It could be anything, but they gave examples of kung fu grip removable head or pulse string removable head I don't know. Well, you could exchange heads Oh, or you could exchange head with another action figure maybe that's My action figure would just have um a fairly extensive wardrobe Yep With of course shoes to match Oh, of course and and we wouldn't have it any other way, right? Of course not okay, and that was the little book of stupid questions Happily title wouldn't you agree? Yes. Yes, and we gave the little book of stupid answers Yeah And hopefully listeners will still love us after this I'm sure they will and if you would like to answer any of the questions If you have any witty responses to any of those questions, feel free to email us at potism@copilot@gmail.com You can also leave your answers on our voicemail, which is 206 202 5165 Visit our blog at potism@copilot@gmail.com be our friends at myspace at myspace.com/potism@copilot And join our facebook group. Okay, so I love potism@copilot Michael, thank you very much for being on again, and I know you get your plugs last Aren't you gonna let aren't you gonna plug Michael? I would love to plug Michael It is we can I think Michael's good I think I'm gonna let Michael plug his himself while I listen Okay Yes, you can find me at the qcast connection at qcastct.com And you can find both Taylor and myself on a new podcast called dial h for homo And you can find that at dial h for homo.com And i've got a non podcast blog at digital meatloaf.com Okay, Michael, thank you very much for helping us out and being on these last two episodes Thanks for having me And uh, next time I talk to you, I don't probably be tomorrow. Who am I? Yeah, all right guys. Thank you very much for downloading episode 56 of potism@copilot. This is Taylor And rodan I don't know how to do it Yeah without taffy there's like This is Taylor Oh geez. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say. Michael, you're okay. I'm second. Okay. Okay. This is Taylor and Michael I'm rodan You're an asshole. Have a good week everybody Bye-bye *Music*