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[music playing] -You're listening to episode 54 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Taylor... the latte boy hello this is rodan what the hell was that i am pissed off apparently by pissed i just turn around and there's dog piss on the floor next to me i don't i don't understand i don't understand what's going on they were just outside for a half an hour well maybe they didn't get it all out you went to the bathroom the toilet is later thought i have to go to the bathroom again think about it maybe they're feeling a little neglected or something i don't know well maybe it's the lovely cool weather we have today there is lovely cool weather but that doesn't make me want to release my bladder you're not a dog there's some debate on that but well that is true well apparently you are a wolf shake it off i'm just i'm just really aggravated right now i don't know i don't know what's going on all of a sudden now i've got some i've got the phantom pier because i've got two of them and i can't figure out which one's doing it i'm sorry that's all right how are you it wasn't me it wasn't me either i swear yeah well we'll see i'm i'm fine i'm tired but i'm fine and um i missed you guys last week but the show was good thank you thanks and you know that that's that's a hardship for me to listen to a show that i'm not on it it was it was very weird doing another show without you because it's been a while since we've done one without you hasn't it feels like it yeah it's been a while it's and yeah it has it has definitely been a while but that's okay no i just got back from Daytona actually a couple hours ago um i did a little post about it but unfortunately the picture i have wouldn't post uh taylor if you were ever going to go to a cheerleading competition this would have been the one for you it would have been on one hand and it would have absolutely not have been on another hand okay they have naked men throwing each other up in the air yes pretty much Thursday okay first let me backtrack this is the national cheerleading association the nca this is the big guy this is the big nationals that they televised on the spn Thursday and friday was college so because a lot of college teams were there they stayed for the weekend you ready for this in the course of four blocks twelve thousand four hundred cheerleaders were registered to compete oh my god that sounds like the most annoying thing ever that's like the fourth circle of hell well let me tell you something let me tell you something because Thursday and friday the college cheerleaders were done saturday and sunday are really friday and saturday all they did was they lined the beaches doing tumbling and doing stunting and the ones who wanted to show off the most were the twenty one year olds who were slightly drunk basically in nothing but a spare of speedo boy cut shorts and ripped like you have never seen and let me tell you something and they were all oiled up because they've been playing beach volleyball and they were cheering oh my god there were so many so many beautiful twenty year olds it was disgusting and they all had the little tiny cheerleading shorts on and I kept saying at one point it was so funny because all the girls are with me we were like where is taylor why is he not here he would be pregnant by sundown because i'm telling you there was beauty run amok but my favorite team was one from louis and a lot of you wrote in and their entire show was set to Superman themed music remember what do you remember what school it was they're not schools these are all stars these are they they're not I won't want to say professional cheerleaders but they are not high school okay and their uniforms looked very much like a mixture of a Superman uniform and a Wonder Woman wonder woman Wonder Woman uniform including the things that she has on the arms with the stars oh my god it was fantastic it was so awesome they were hysterical and our coed team which is the team that has boys and girls on it for the gym that my daughters cheer at one high score which means they had the highest score of any team there over the whole weekend except for college only in their division but they won the highest score yeah that's a huge accomplishment and lollipop's team got grand champions excellent nice they were first in their entire division which was awesome and the lilla seppington came in fourth out of her division of 11 so they were very excited and very happy with themselves very cool now you're not going to be like leaving tank when lollipop goes to college right so that way you can also then take part of the 20 year old boys I don't know I have no interest in 20 I had nothing about a 20 year old boy interest me of any kind I mean like besides the fact that they're fun to look at and really funny to watch when they're drunk and trying to stunt you know I have I don't want to have to teach a boy how to be a man I have a man I don't need to teach one one I'm trying to teach Taylor how to be one Jesus I can only do one at a time well apparently he has no problem being a man oh okay so I get this text right I go I get two texts is one of them I won't discuss because I'm not sure if I was too but the second text just says Viva La France and my response was what in big giant letters and he goes yeah I'll talk to you later and of course I get nothing I get known for the phone call no for the texting no for there anything all right oh I get an I am hold on hold on but I get an I am that says finger cops period you had a three some last night with whom pray tell all right let's just do them theme music kick it out baby check a while what was your name again an intimate look into the love lives of your favorite podcasters Taylor the Latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rotan okay it's been a very busy weekend there have been emotional and physical highs and lows to this weekend there was a revolving door and a number served sign over Taylor's bed apparently my butthole was a revolving door all right um the big news is that Friday night I went out with the Cuban and we went to the Georges alibi where apparently we're standing there and we're standing around talking we're talking to much his friends and they say over the outcome ladies and gentlemen the Lady Bunny and Lady Bunny was there and did like a 45 minute set so all of a sudden it was like whoa you know so you got to see this you know sorry 85 year old drag queen you know up there telling you know come swallowing jokes and all the time so yeah it was charming uh some of it was funny but a little bit of it was like okay I'm I'm done so that night um the Cuban drops me off at home you know kind of sort of a kiss on the lips and then that's kind of bad something and okay so no press to be an issue yeah yeah there seems to be an issue but uh so the next day we were supposed to spend the day together and he called me like first thing in the morning and he's like when can I come over and I'm like let me just you know I just need to jump in the shower and then then we can get we can get going so he comes over and pretty much right away is very much in the I need to talk with you and this is I just I don't want to hurt you and you know I I'm not ready to date yet and I feel like you're wanting to date and it's not fair to you he just has some stuff going on you know it's not my place to talk about on a show so but it's only been a couple of weeks and honestly I think it was just one of these where I was kind of seeing him out with his friends and it's very it was very loud in the bar and I couldn't hear what anybody's saying because I have difficulty hearing sometimes and I just was feeling kind of like okay this I don't I could sort of feel a shift front so we decided that we were going to you know just be friends and we ended up spending the day together and had like a really good time and and just it was just a nice day towards the end of the day we decided that we were we were both like to have new friends and we both like to have sex so maybe we could be friends with benefits and that's about as far as we got just in the discussion you know maybe a little hands down the pants as he was leaving but other than that it was fine so maybe just a little handy no big deal well it wasn't it wasn't to finish or anything but you know so he leaves and I am doing stuff around the house and I sign on to 411 and I get talking to a couple of people that I talk to regularly and they're like what are you doing and I said I'm you know not doing anything and they're like well we're going out for a drink you want to meet us for a drink so I'm like sure so I go to this bar called city side now okay yeah city side is over in Tampa it's over in Tampa off a Henderson and Dale Mayberry it was pretty much what I said to Rodan and the text message that I sent him was 1993 called apparently wants to drink with me because it was a big part about 15 years ago but I was like okay whatever oh no I got I got lucky at that place many a times back before it was called city side when was the jungle of course yeah when it was the jungle was that was that was his that was his he entered in a loin cloth nightly let me just put it that because whoop hallelujah oh we oh we anyway so so I go and meet these guys for a drink and I get to talking we have a lot of similar interests one thing leads to another I'm back at their apartment I'm texting you Viva la France at four o'clock in the morning as I'm driving across the Howard Franklin bridge nice so nice so it shut up so it's I can't justify it as I'm telling you I'm not a whore as I tell the story because you all haven't heard the next part of this you all don't know at this next part so so I get up this morning I talked to Rodan for a while on the phone I you know do things around the house and the Cuban calls and the Cuban says oh my god you know what do you do it and I said I'm not doing anything and he's like well I want to come over and see I'm in downtown St Pete so it's okay fine so he gets to the house happy no wait does this is this story gonna end in you having sex with three different people in 24 hours in 12 hours it's down well hours good point Tappy thank you so what happened to we're gonna be friends we are friends we're just friends who like tuck play with each other's penises since you're your friends who fuck yeah friends with benefits I like friends who fuck we're friends who okay we're friends who fuck yes ladies and gentlemen the title friends who f star dollar sign yes yeah we ended up having well clearly we had a really clearly we had a really good time today we ended up messing around and we fucked the night we'd say messing around and then we what's your ass or after I think I'm going to need to I think I'm going to need to quote Mr Prada so hoe and say I think I need a drawstring from a butthole that's not true that's because that would actually be kind of gross but yeah no my my I got a lot of action this weekend so your dirty snack bacteria is now filthy oh it sounds like his dirty snack at area is gonna fail a health inspection I wouldn't go that far but now it's so yeah so I'm I'm okay but now in two weeks are we going to have the conversation with you of okay remember you guys just said to be friends who fuck and you're not really in a relationship well the way I explained it to him was was this way if it's a situation where I'm looking for us to become boyfriends down the line then there's would be more I think of an emotional issue with this versus just friends with benefits so and he kind of agreed with me on that so if down the line when he's ready to date he decides that I'm somebody that he would want to be with we'll cross that bridge when we get to but right now we're just friends who enjoy Joe's company and don't have to be having sex to enjoy each other's company we did have a really nice afternoon today just hanging out because you had an afternoon between the hands of having sex because I actually just got done having sex about an hour ago again but that's besides the point nice and but wait wait so now we're four times and 24 hours what was that with the queue no three times in 24 hours three times in 24 hours but four but whole three different people wait was there a fourth no well okay no there was it's not the Olympics I don't know I didn't know if you're going for the gold medal and Horan or not the gold medal for you still have that right and don't worry he's not stealing your thunder I don't know at this point at this point I think he may have I'm not necessarily sure if I can top what he's done I'm sure you can top Taylor everybody is apparently you can top Taylor because everybody else she took a joke damn it she's quicker than I am she's quicker on her toes of course I'm quicker on my back apparently apparently again it's a revolving door now we know that may is coming up so does this mean that this is going to be a sweeps event when you're trying to figure out who the baby daddy is there's a game who's in my mouth so how is the threesome the threesome was a lot of fun the threesome it's been a long time since I've had a threesome it's been I was regaling them with the story last night post post quite a bliss post cleanup um that I know I had been probably about five years since I've done anything like that and I was just it was it was nice he sort of got it out of my system because now I'm like I don't need to do that again now did you have the threesome at your house or at their house at their house which was a little odd yeah I think you have to go into that it was the first time that I walked into an apartment and thought they've got a pit somewhere in this apartment they're going to throw me in and yet you stayed and had sex on it yeah right after well after they got him in his princess layout yeah they were they were kind of I like to think I'm a comic book fan no no they're definitely that's a tragedy they had lots of posters and action figures and all sorts of stuff like that which was on one hand as a comic book fan kind of cool as a trick kind of not as a trick I know you referring to yourself as the trick he is the trick considering I went to their house I believe that and proper definition I think that makes me the trick yes it does you are the trick and Rodan is as his doctorate in trickology so yeah he's making the trick master so yeah so that is that was pretty much has been my weekend I apparently it was apparently I need to go back to horror island because apparently Millf Island did you watch did you watch 30 Rock no but I did I did see that you had it posted and I was going to look at it's very the office I think of the two is the funnier of the episodes but they did a whole thing about Millf Island on 30 Rock that was hysterical I promise you that I will go and check it out excellent I will check it out okay so Taffy was cheering I was fucking thank you Rodan what did you do this weekend my god you guys make me feel like I'm so much less no wait wait wait wait let me let me let me interject one little tiny baby cheer story oh okay so after everyone is done your please I will interject you I will interject you but anyways okay so this is my one little tiny thing that made me laugh out loud and at a completely inappropriate time but I couldn't help myself so I'm sitting by the pool and the pool that we were staying at the hotel we were staying at the pool had one of those lazy lagoons that went around it where you can sit on the inner tubes and float around wow yeah and so I'm watching my daughter and some of her friends floating around and I'm and it was it was about 92 degrees yesterday it was death and the competition FYI the cheer the cheer competition is pretty much on the sea wall so you are either you are in the sun the whole entire day and we were there from eight until seven yeah that's why I said you would hate a killed yourself except for the cute boys so anyways there's these girls and Taylor has seen them that they are good cheerleaders and they can move their bodies amazingly but they are built like they got fuba for miles so when they trip over that. Yeah and well let me tell you something this one could have because she had to fold that shit to get into her skirt I don't know how she was probably 16 or 17 and this is after the competition so she's walking around with all her cheerleading friends and they've all got the skin tight teeny tiny little triangle top bikini tops on in the little teeny tiny tight bottoms and their shorts are pulled on but they don't have the new thing apparently which there's no chance in life my daughter is going to ever wear this is to wear the little teeny tiny cut off jean shorts unbuttoned and unzipped oh my gosh but they do it with the bathing over the bathing suit bottoms okay fine let's still literally oh it's it's just looks so trashy so this particular girl had it on just like everybody else. So through the zipper how there's no way she could have sat down because the teeth on the zipper would have cut her stomach is like hanging over the sides and then pooch in through where the zipper should be. So here comes this group of boy cheerleaders from my daughter's team and they come walking and the one walks beside the front of them and he looks at me and he goes did she have others. I started laughing so hard I would lose things where just the I did not expect the word utter to come out of his mouth because of course I'm watching her walk going oh god really I just have to look away I have to look somewhere else and he walks by me and goes did she have others. That was that was that was the moment where I thought okay and I'm done I can no longer be a part of this because I am not mature enough to be around these people. Why I do not have pictures of this I'm a disappointment but my goodness that could have been the cover art. That's why I'm going to send Taylor a couple pictures that he can choose to post or do whatever with because I cannot post anything I can't post any pictures. I think he has me blocked on the blog. I do not have you blocked. I don't understand why you constantly have problems with that. Have you been doing the thing that I told you as far as dragging it in just trying to upload it. I've tried to put it on photo bucket on it won't it won't let me do it it won't let me go over there so it's fine. It's fine it's fine it's fine. So Rodan I'm sorry Rodan go ahead. I went to La Crosse which I love La Crosse because yeah I'm small and thin and gorgeous in La Crosse. You are we in La Crosse. And totally next time I have to hang out with the cute thunder boys or whatever just because they're a gay couple in La Crosse. Yeah who would have thought we have listeners in La Crosse with Johnson. Don't you know. Don't you know. Damn it that's Minnesota again. Oh shit yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah we got the fans in La Crosse. Yeah we got the cute thunder boys. Yeah they're going to do their own podcast don't you know. Thundercats. Do you know they're going to do their own podcast. Yeah you know. Oh shit yeah. Oh that's good. I was waiting for somebody to say something who they are. Oh shit yeah. For those of you from Minnesota I completely apologize for that horrible amount of access. That people attempt. The Canadians not so much we're not apologizing. Yeah kidding. Nice. So yeah so I got to drive you know drive. I got to fly the corporate jet yeah. I was on the corporate. I saw the picture. That's a nice jet though it has I mean. Well that's a jet G. That's a picture. That's hard on you. That's like a stock picture but it's very similar inside except for like someone said the carpet was actually better in our plane than in the picture. But did the carpet match the drapes. I did. God again. Now you beat me to that one. And that's exactly why I did it. I'm going to be panicked. So what else did I do this weekend. Oh I got a Wii. Yay. And you know what I went to Best Buy yesterday and of course they still don't have them down here. Because I thought okay Rodana is a Wii. Happy as a Wii. Now I have to go back and get another Wii. Rodana have you bought Big Brain Academy? No no not yet and I'm going to. But I was going to go become a Louisiana state resident right. Because I was off on Friday. I had all these plans. I was going to go change my license around. I got my license plate. And then I realized that they only take cash at the stupid fricking DMV here. So I go to Target and I'm wandering around Target thinking I just need to buy something so I can get some cash right. So I go buy like these. This is Taylor's home and chapstick up at the counter. Well I'm looking at like PlayStation 3's and like I'll just take an extra $40 out when I buy one of these. And I saw like the bare little edge of the you know like the side of the box inside the cabinet. And you know like hiding with all those Wii guns. And I was like wait a minute that's a Wii. And so I'm like hey hey hey. I'm like trying to find someone. I'm cutting down the store. It's the one time when there's no one in Target. And I'm like I need a Wii. Please tell me you made that noise. I did. So I get Dustin to open the case for me. Well he's diamond from Saved by the Bell. Screech. Nobody was cuter. Much much much cuter than Dustin. That's not that hard to be cuter than Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell. Have you been to Monroe? Well. Well played. So he's like trying to open the case and I'm like come on hurry up. And I'm just staring at him and he's telling me about how he had to get his Wii at EB Games. And I had not really thought about buying a Wii in months and I really didn't care anymore. I figured I would just buy one whenever they were readily available. But the whole time he's trying to fiddle with the case I'm like come on hurry up. There's going to be a mom coming by and she's going to stab me and take this from me. So I managed to get the Wii and then I forget to get cash. I forget to get cash. Someone played a Wii. So I had to go yeah right because I was all excited about getting the Wii and Raven Rabbits. And what? And what? Rayman Raven Rabbits. Don't ask. It'll just call my door. I don't want it. Yeah no. But it's kind of fun. And so I forget to get cash so I had to stop at Chase and get cash where they charge you three dollars to use their ATM. To get cash? Three dollars. I was like I'm being raped right here without a condom. You go back to Target you buy a tuba chapstick they ask you if you would like cash back you say yes. I was already left I had to go to the DMV it was getting late and I was freaking out and I had a Wii. Sorry are you an official member of the Louisianaans? No. No because I... Jesus. No because I get there and the fucking lady was like I need a birth certificate. I'm like I don't have a birth certificate. I was just created. I was a test tube baby. I was spawned. I was just based here on earth. Out of a pond in Wisconsin. Well because... Don't you know. Don't you know. Don't you know. Oh heck yeah. Heck yeah. It's all shit. Yeah but whatever. Shit. Whatever. So she was like well I need one. I'm like but I have a Florida drivers license. Because the Florida drivers license are supposed to be in the new like you don't need to do duplicate ID. The new ones. Okay. Right because you don't need like a passport and stuff and you go you can just show your Florida ID. I'm like no no I have the blah blah blah and she's like no. She's just staring at me. I tried to get my plates started. You were wrong. I was like you bitch. Nice. And then I'm trying to like change my plates over to which would be $1,200. What? For what? $1,200 to change my plates from Florida to Louisiana plates. Because I have to play fucking sales tax on my truck. That is highway rock. That's disgusting. Thank God the BOE is going to reimburse me for everything. But still. I'm just offended by the whole thought of it. Yeah that's ridiculous. I'm sorry. So yeah. Oh my. So I'm not a Louisiana state resident and I'm really debating whether or not I want it. So yeah. That was nice. That's horrible. That sucks. Yeah. No sex though this weekend. I'm not quite Taylor. You can have some of mine. Apparently. I didn't have sex this weekend either because Tank stayed home. So apparently Taylor was having the sex for all of us. He sounds like he's got a piece for all of us. My butt runneth over. I'm sure will tomorrow. But runneth over. That's the title. My butt runneth over. My butt runneth over. Yeah that works. Yeah. Lola's never going to make it to the end of this episode. You know I've got two 18 year olds like texting me all the time now. A what what? Jealous? Two 18 year olds. What the fuck? I guess we should call you Lucky. I don't know. I don't know either. But one of them. He's so lucky. He's a star. Yeah. Oh thanks. Jesus. One of them though is... Lucky cries, cries, cries. That was the next line I couldn't remember the line. From his lonely heart. Just thinking. One of them is exactly like Sprout. Exactly like Sprout. Oh well then you should totally go for him. Absolutely. He's crazy. You know what? Flying him down here. I'll have sex with him too. So I told Professor Dr. Scott to smack me if I let that get any further than text messaging. Like hard. Would you have sex with an 18 year old though? Is that a touch young? See that's what I'm thinking too. I'm thinking I could go to jail for this. No you really couldn't because he's 18. I know but I feel like because they're like born in 88-89. Oh my god. Yeah you can have sex with anyone born in 89. No. There's no. So then this probably wouldn't be a good time for me to bring up that one of the guys last night was 21. Well 21 is a little bit different. You had sex with a 21 year old? He had a 21 year old inside of him. Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo. Jesus. Deeply inside of him. You were sodomized by a 20 year old. Well he'd make it sound dirty when you say it that way. Okay. Well congratulations. Molotov. I mean you know. So it wasn't twigging out that shit. You could feel it in your stomach. I hate it when that happened. He wasn't 21. He was 19. He was 14. Oh. Again. And now he's limping muddy underneath. So on a subject completely entirely different. Really? Are we going to not talk about sex for a minute? I don't know. Well I don't know. Once I tell you what the subject of this is, I'm sure it will lead to some bizarre sex story. I'm sure it will. So Thursday night before we left for Daytona was the Whittle Carlisle's husband's birthday party whatever thing you want to call it. And one of the Whittle Carlisle's friends gave him a goat. A goat. What? Do you think we're going to have bestiality stories? Is that what you think? Well I was hoping not. But yes they gave him a goat for his birthday. Well but they have a farm so that kind of makes sense. And the gift a goat was eternal life. Okay and they brought in. Well wait. So he opens up the envelope and it has the picture of the goat and everyone who is in Oz and then she produces the second part of her gift which is in a cooler. And I'm thinking did she kill the goat? He's going to pull out the head or something. So she gives him a picture and it's a picture of her five year old grandson with a shotgun. And I'm thinking oh my god they really did kill the goat. And it's a dead turkey. That her five year old grandson had shot and wanted to give to him for his birthday. And I immediately thought I am hanging out with the entirely wrong class of people at this very moment in my life because I need to get out of here as quick as possible. They felt that that was an appropriate birthday gift. A dead turkey and a live goat. Well I think those fall into the pagan rituals of eternal life. I don't. And that's why the widow Carlisle looks as good as she does. Exactly. Apparently. She sacrifices a goat every year. Oh I was, see I was in some place completely dirty with that. We're talking about your mother. Right. Your point. Yeah I'm sending her a copy of this episode. Oh by the way I'm sending you a picture because I am from that evening because I wore the shirt that you picked out. Excellent. Taylor picked out the shirt that I wore because I couldn't decide. You wore a spider man blouse to a birthday party. Yes I wore a spider man blouse. It was fabulous. And it was blue because you know how much I love blue. Right. No he picked out my shirt. In fact I walked down and he was like oh my god wait a minute. I don't know, wait just it's very I don't know. I'm like okay well that isn't helping me. And then I walked down the second one he was like oh my god no no no no. Yeah the first one was very if I can't have you I don't want nobody baby if I can't have you. Whoa. Yeah. So that's the one I ended up wearing. You look very nice of that. It just it just took me by surprise because I don't normally see you wearing stuff like that. No. Well because she's got a new thin sexy body to show off. She's. I don't know. And she ties it off at the waist. She. Jesus. Well. So she can belly dance at the birthday party. That's right. Oh god. That's how that's how the cake really fell over. That's right. The cake fell. That's really how. The earth moved. Shut up. Oh god. Under my feet. Under my feet. The hotel came tumbling down. Tumbling down. Tumbling down. That's right. So what else is going on everybody. Apparently not much besides your sex life dammit. All right well we're trying to get away from talking about sex life. You know right. You all make me feel dirty. And you are not in a good way. Like a dirty pirate hooker. Smelly pirate hooker. Smelly pirate hooker. Smelly pirate hooker. Why did you go back to horror island. So now okay now to explain something to me even though we're supposed to be getting off the sex talk. I still have a question. Yeah. Having sex with three different people in approximately 12 hours. It was. I guess it was kind of 12 hours. You're right. It was 12 hours. Go ahead. It was four. Did you. Did you. Oh he's not a prostitute. I just hit that thing with a rag and yeah. Of course I bathed between the Clorox wipe. Oh my god. Do you know what? My grandmother had those on her bathroom counter and my mother used one. Oh wow. And she like squealed and my grandmother started laughing so hard there were tears coming and I said what's wrong? She goes I know what just happened. And she walks in there and my mother's like what the hell is this? And she goes those are Clorox wipes and mom's like why do you have them sitting on the counter and she's laughing so hard she can barely even speak. And she's like I forgot they were in here. I'm like well that's got to either sting or kind of I don't know be a little tingly. I don't know but that's the problem. Made it girly parts alive. Made it girly part fall off. Oh lord. Oh. My clits tingling why why is this happening? Well we have voicemail. We do. Because where can you go after telling stories about your mother hitting her dirty snack material with the Clorox wipe. It's a clean snack. It's a sanitized snack material now. It's a sanitized for your protection. It's a five star snack material now. Oh god. Well our first voicemail that we got we're actually behind two weeks. So really we have we have a couple. We don't have a whole lot but we do have a couple. The first one is from Mr. B. Oh no. Is he going to sting us? God. We're in trouble. Hey Taylor, Kathy and Rodan. It's Kevin from Cute Calf Connection. Just like episode 52 and I have to say Taylor. Come on now. You always get mad when they make fun of you. Come on sweetie. That's up. You know it's true. You're a control thief. Just like Michael Feek. Freak. A control freak. Just like Michael. Come on. Half the battle of being a good person is knowing your fault. Sleepy. Recognize it. Embrace it. Love it. Let it grow. And then let it go. Love you. Bye. You're right Kevin. I do admit it. I do get angry and I'm doing much more to control my feelings and take control of the situation. So next week in episode 55 new hosts. Yeah that's it. The whole comedy kernels come from the fact that we make fun of Taylor. If we don't have. No, the comedy kernels comes from the fact that he is a therapist who had to get therapy from a listener and fellow podcaster. Nice. Well he got stung by Mr. B's stinger. No I don't. Don't we all wish we were stung by Mr. B's stinger? Our next voicemails we have two voicemails in a row and they are from a listener who enjoys saying Taffy's favorite word. Hunt? Which one do we even have now? Whoa. Go anger or pokey. Not her favorite body part. Our favorite word. God. Hello Taylor, Taffy and Rodan. Love the show. Most respect to you. Miss Taffy, love you. I love the word don't you. Don't you're so cool. Don't you're doing your doing your doing your doing your fucking cool word. Rodan, you didn't just show your doing your. Send it to me. Come on. Taylor has my email address. Love y'all. Bye. Don't you're doing your doing your doing your doing your. Hi, just call this is Casey from Boise. I don't think I told you who I was. Don't you're doing your doing your doing your doing your. Love to see your doing yours. Bye. Love y'all. Bye. So you should tell our listeners if they want a picture of Rodan's doing or we need us three more reviews. Oh dude. Or do that. Sorry. Sorry Miss Taffy. Sorry. But yeah, apparently plenty of listeners have seen my. Because all of a sudden I have all sorts of listeners who have found me on manhunt, Adam for Adam or bear 411 and not that I have pictures and not I've stopped showing them for sure. He's the first couple times. It was kind of, you know, exciting and new. Not so much. Come aboard. Did they expect you? We share a brain. I know it's so wrong. I sent you guys up for that. You set them up and we knock them down. Yeah. So then after that's over you've got a little midget coming out of looking at a window going zikak zikak. So yeah, so now I have plenty of listeners now who are I aming me and talking to me on the manhunt and it's kind of cool and then kind of creepy at the same time. I'm like I'm trying to get laid here and I'm thinking these guys, I feel like it's work now. That's a little bit of work. Because I feel like I have to respond and don't get me wrong guys. It's fun and I enjoy it but a little bit of I need some me time and I'm trying to get laid and unless you're going to help me get laid, don't use up my manhunt emails. That might be the bitchiest thing. I was going to say. No. But you know what? Taffy, you didn't say it and I didn't say it. So it's staying in. Oh, God. Moving on. That's how we love our Rodan. We also got a call from Tom from Tom takes on the world dot blogspot.com. Hey guys. This is Tom from Tom takes on the world. Yes. You're a national friend and I just want to say that I really enjoy your life. I really enjoy your podcast. I listen to it every week. I look forward to downloading it on my iPod all the time. You know, you make me laugh so hard that yes, this is confession time. I snort. It just happened. I mean, step by step, little giggles here and then became full laughter and belly roll laughter and then I snorted. I don't know how I came to this point in my life. I don't know how it's fallen so bad. Gosh. I guess I needed an addiction program. Well, I guess it's better than the cold showers. Anyway, thanks for checking out my blog on Tom takes on the world dot com. It's up promotion. I think strumble right here dot com. Take care. Tom, I think the important thing to note is that you may have snorted, but it could have been a lot worse. You could have sharded. Oh, oh, oh. We will gladly take responsibility for people snorting listening to our podcast. But not sure. If you shart, you're on your own. Okay. Wait a minute. What is this chart? When you think you're going to fart, but you should a little. Oh, my God. You've never heard of sharding. Okay. You've never heard really? Are you serious? I've never ever heard of that. I'm sorry. No, I haven't heard of it. I swear. All right. Have you ever done that? Yes. That's why you laugh because when you explain to someone what sharding is and they laugh, that means they've done that pretty much. That's how you can pretty much guarantee. Taylor will be doing that for the next three or four days. Yeah. Every time he even considers passing gas, it's going to be. Yeah. Every time he thinks about passing gas, he's going to run to the restroom. Okay. Have you sharded Taffy? Oh, God. Yes. I think in your car actually quite honest with you. That's what that stain was. That's what that was. Oh, okay. We're moving on. We're moving on. I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's the Skat podcast. We also got a message from the very, what's the word I'm looking for? Drunk pie. No. No. Not flammable. Floody. Colorful. The very colorful Jeremiah. Well, hello, girls. How are y'all? This is Jeremiah. I was just calling to ask a question about this wonderful article. I just read in the advocate that claims that the Tampa St. Pete or Lando area is the area for under 30 professionals in our community. I'm shocked about that. What do you think about that? What do you comment? Especially Taffeta. I'd love to know what she thought. Also, you might want to call Rodan. I'm sure he had the day off. That's 144 years ago today. General Robert E. Lee broke his sword on the steps of the Episcopal Church in Alexandria, Virginia, ending the Civil War. I'm sure in Monroe they had a funeral march through the streets as the flag at the state capital of Mississippi is literally at half matched on today. I know that what a Carlisle has probably also taken to her bed. Have a wonderful weekend. Goodbye. I think Taylor is the only professional under 30 who's gay on the show that works. Or over 30. Taylor is closer. If you would have said under 40, that may have been more than it worked. No, that's true. I am half way. I'm not. Actually, you're over half way, which means you're closer to 40 than 30. Oh. Ow, ow, ow. You're closer to 40 than I am. Well, I'm not the one that he's talking about. He's talking about the gay community that includes transgendered people. How dare you out her? We also got a couple of emails from our girl, our pal. Michael from Qcast? I didn't say we got them from a very special lady. I said we got from our favorite girl and that would be Miss Cassie in Montana. Cassie, we're going to come visit you and when we do, we're going to crash at your house. I'm telling you right now. Yeah, yeah, because we're two cheap hotels. This is Cassie in Montana. Oh, my God. I had to stop mid podcast to call because Rodan is explaining to you what he does. And I'm in my head going, "He's a Bob. He's one of the two Bobs." And then Rodan said it so I start laughing. And then Taylor, you said, "I've never seen that movie." What? Oh, my God, funniest movie ever. You have to see it and you like to quote movies so much. That movie has so much quotable material. You have got to watch that movie. That is your homework assignment and you better damn well fucking do it. Okay? Love you. Bye-bye. This is Cassie in Montana. I just finished the last episode, which was '53 or whatever it was. And I am sitting at work and I am laughing hysterically. All I am thinking is I'm picturing in my head, Rodan, but he looks like the Toys R Us mascot, Jeffrey the giraffe. That's all I can see in my head with Rodan's little face. I'm dying laughing. So you need to photoshop that and have that BVR at work for one of the album covers. Oh, my God. I just showed my age. And I'm going to email you a huge list of movies that you must see because I'm horrified that you've never seen conflict Blanca in office space and all that kind of stuff. Have you seen the Maltese Falcon? Have you seen Christmas in Connecticut? Have you seen it's a wonderful life? Have you seen one floor of the cuckoo's nest? Hmm? Hmm? Have you? Have you seen rear window? Have you seen three faces of Eve? Oh, my God. I'm sending you a huge list. You're going to have a lot of homework, buddy. Bye. Oh, that is just cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel. Of course I was at Kirkland today and I almost bought a giraffe in a frame that was kissing a baby giraffe and I was going to buy it because of Taylor thinking that I'm a giraffe. I don't want to grow up. I'm a tourist kid. I'm a plot is my kid. I am a tourist kid. You worked a Toys R Us for a while. I did. Did you now, Taylor, since you're from up north, did you have children's palace? No, we had Lionel Kitty City. Oh, we had those in Wisconsin. It does sound kind of dirty. No, we had Kitty City. I remember Kitty City is where I got my very first Star Wars action figures when the first Star Wars movie came out. I remember watching my dad call all of the toy stores in the phone book and then finally finding Star Wars action figures at Kitty City because apparently they were like one of the big presents in the big toys in like 1977 or whenever Star Wars came out. And I got... Okay. I got Darth Vader and Chewbacca and my sister got Princess Leia and Obi Wan Kenobi. Cool. Okay. So I'm in second grade and I had the really bad habit of asking my parents if I could fall asleep in their room. And my mom said that if I went one month without asking, I could go to children's palace and pick out anything I wanted and I could have it. So I had the little calendar and I marked off all the days of the month. I went the whole entire month. I go to children's palace and there's, you know, every single conceivable toy in the whole entire world. There's bicycles and there's games and there's dollhouses and there's all this other stuff. And do you know what I picked? What? The album to Greece. Really? Like seven bucks. They got off so easy. It wasn't even funny. Yes. The album to Greece. I got chills. Exactly. And it was the one where you open it up. You open up the LP whole, it was an LP even and you opened it up and it had the yearbook pictures on the inside. And I remember sitting for hours with my big giant can. With your big giant cans. Even at the second grade, grasping them. Exactly. Oh, Kineke. Oh, Kineke. Oh, Kineke. Oh, Kineke. You know, a hickey from Kineke. Is like a hallmark card? When you're care enough to send the video back. You pig. An animal. Get it right. Huh? She says you're you animal. No. Oh. I stand corrected. Maybe school drop down. Go back to high school. That's one of those songs that I hated when it was the movie but you go back and listen to it now and it's actually a really funny song. Yeah. Because you know, no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker. Hooker. Oh, Lord. Now I have to go watch that movie. Damn it. You're supposed to send me a list of movies that I am going to see. Some of the movies that she listed I have seen. Some of the movies I have not yet, but I would definitely like to. I feel like I should see, you know, more of the classics, like the Maltese Falcon and I think one of the others was Christmas in Connecticut. What? Not a clue. Yeah. Is that the same as a white Christmas? With Bing Crosby? Yeah. Was that also maybe Christmas in Connecticut? She's probably screaming at the iPod right now. Let's go get a movie. Unless that's the one. Is it the one with Judy Garland? Is Christmas in Connecticut? I don't know. Where she's got the big red dress on. Hold on. Talk amongst yourselves for a second. You're going to have to look it up. Oh, he's going to go. He's going to Google it. I'm going to Google it. Actually, I think I've been Googled enough this weekend. Thank you very much. But you guys talk. What? Talk amongst yourselves. Our boy is a whore. Yes, he is. I didn't say talk about me amongst yourselves. I just said talk amongst yourselves. Well, Taylor, the whore boy. Taylor the whore boy. Nice. Although, OK, so we're at Starbucks in Daytona, and all the girls are in love with this one little boy that works there. His name was Joel. Joel. Joel was probably about 19 or 20. And of course, he has 10,000 cheerleaders there, so he's in love with all of them. Every single one he'd wink at, and Bill kisses at, and at one point, a group of cheerleaders a la Top Gun start singing Taylor the Latte boy to him. I'm telling you, it gave me goosebumps. It was awesome. And I don't think he'd ever heard it because he was totally flabbergasted, and we were all were clapping and everything. And again, I had no camera because I had cheer bags and backpacks and all those other shit from cheerleaders. I've never heard of this movie before. It is Barbara Stanwick, and Dennis Morgan, Sydney Green Street, I don't know who any of these people are, except for Barbara Stanwick. What year? 1945. 40, yeah. Journalist Elizabeth. Oh, Jesus. Now, I just clicked it. Journalist Elizabeth Jane is one of the country's most famous food writers. In her column, she described herself as a hardworking farm woman, taking care of her children and being an excellent cook. But this is all lies. In reality, she's an unmarried New Yorker who can't even boil an egg. The recipes come from her good friend Felix Faggot, the owner of the magazine she works for. You know he was. You totally know he was. Or he was British. The owner of the magazine she works for has decided that a heroic sailor will spend his Christmas with her on her farm. Miss Lane knows that her career is over if the truth comes out, but what can she do? So that's pretty much what Christmas at Connecticut is. Well, well, I'm not saying I'm going to listen, watch it, but you can watch it and tell me how that's. How's that? Okay. Sounds good. Yes. For Christmas in July. Okay. I think I'm going to cry. Sorry. That's a song. Okay. Speaking of which. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. You were talking about things that you know you're going to watch it and then you can just tell me about it. Taylor buys this book that I end up reading and telling him about. Sorry. Go ahead. Okay. Go ahead. Are you going to tell everybody what the book is? No. It's that Oprah Winfrey. Oh. Wait. Wait. You bought it and read it after we made fun of him for it. Yes. Yes. You are a lemon. Lemon. No. Actually, I'm not a lemon because I even told him if I hadn't known already that I was going to discuss this with him, I would first off, I never would have bought a book like that. And secondly, I wouldn't have made it past the first three pages because all the language used in it is very, you expect the person who's writing the book to be working at a store that sells crystals and incense and you know, it's very, very new age it comes off as which is totally nothing I am that I am into or enjoy. And so I was just like, oh my God, some of it is, some of it is stuff that I think people do anyways or I know I do some of it anyways. And some of it was, some of it was interesting. I'm not going to say the whole book was kind of quirky, but it was some of it was very interesting and some of the things were, you know, I think if people follow through on it would be beneficial. But I think that the people who need to read those kind of books would never, ever, ever pick it up and read it because of the way it's written and it's very, you know, I expect, I even told Taylor, I expected to see this sentence open your chakra because it's very much that type of idea. So the people who would never buy into it are the ones who probably need to do what they're saying. So he could have wrote it in a way that was a little more conducive to a lay person reading it but whatever. I don't know. I read it. I can discuss it with him. Of course I can't discuss it with him now because he hasn't read it yet. I've read part of it. And by part of it he needs the first two pages. The book jacket, I got about 50 pages in and then I haven't picked it up since. But actually. And then he felt the same way I did, I'm sure, that it was just too, no. It's just that I just got busy doing other things and it's for doing other people. Well, that's just this weekend, but I have moved it around the house with the intention of reading it. It's on my nightstand and then it's on my coffee table and then it's sitting in my kitchen counter and I just need to just sit down and actually read it. It's supposed to be a lovely day tomorrow. So maybe I'll sit outside and read it with the cool air and. I don't know. Yes. The plan is I'm going to Jacuzzi as much as I can the next three or four nights because I know that this is just an absolute fluke. This weather is. Yeah. It's pretty much your last chance for a little bit of coolness until October, November next night. Oh, God. Don't remind me. God, don't even say that. Oh, I kill myself. All right, kids. Let's wrap this up, shall we? I'm sure. On that happy nose. Yeah. Wait, didn't you say we had one more voicemail? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We do have one more voicemail. We also have a voicemail from and actually I'm pleasantly surprised that we got a voicemail from this person. This is a listener that has left voicemails for both the Cucast and the worming because your stupid group and which by the way, by the by, I'm going to actually all the way till after this voicemail and I'll address it because this has nothing to do with this lovely person. She leaves awesome voicemails for them and I was really happy to hear that she left one for us. And it's from Melanie in Texas. Oh, cool. Melanie, does she have a brand new key? I don't know. Melanie was a singer and she had their own only big song was brand new key. Nevermind. Okay. Love. Here's her message. Hello, Rodan, Pappian Taylor. This is Melanie from the Clavicle of Texas, about 200 miles above the heart. I have not called into the show before, which is very bad of me. I just heard you speak because I've been listening to the podcast for well over a month now. I've gone through all of your archives and I adore you all to bits and pieces. So you're on the will, especially you Taylor, for posting that marvelous picture of Trevor. Thank you. Um, seriously. However, I do have to take issue with some other artwork that you've posted because when I first downloaded Episode 53, I was kind of wondering why you decided to feature an inebriated homeless man with a stolen iPod on your artwork for the episode. And then I realized who exactly that was and oh, dear glory. Why is George Michael turning into Dirk Bogart because that's just so wrong. I don't know who's photoshopping his cover, his album cover these days, but the person deserves the bonus. Nonetheless, I know that you two are going to be going to his concert. So have a good time and yeah, I'm going to sweat, you know, because the head A, it's just not fun. Anyway, Love E3. Looking forward to the next podcast. Talk to you later. So where I first off, I would love to know where in Texas that you are living because I lived in Colleen, Texas in 1990, a long, long time ago. And I love Texas. I loved Austin. I would live in Austin. But, um, yes, that horrible, horrible, tragic picture. I think the tailor chose the worst picture of George Michael he could have, which is actually not that hard lately. I was going to say, well, according to you, it's been pretty hardly, but anyways, um, I can't wait to see George Michael. We're going to stay close enough that we will take pictures of his, of his dirty snack criteria. Yes, definitely lots of pictures in the men's room. His dirty snack. It's here. Exactly. Okay. Okay. What are you addressing? God. What? I have started listening to Big Fatty Online. Oh, the BFO. Which is another, the BFO. And I listened to a recent episode of his where he was talking to Luke the Southern boy. Not Luke the Southern boy. I got Luke on the brain. As I say, Luke the Southern boy. Eric. You mean Eric the Southern boy. Eric, yes. So at one point they were talking about Monroe and, um, Eric mentioned he goes, well, actually one of the co-hosts of pot is my co-pilot, you know, lives there. Do you listen to cuppot is my co-pilot? And Big Fatty's response was, well, yeah, I do, but, um, that, that coffee boy or whatever his name is, he kind of scares me. Why does he scare, be a. That's what I want to know. Hmm. I'm pleasant. Damn it. I'm pleasant. Damn it. I'm pleasant. I swear I'm pleasant. I went to Orlando to hang out with Mr. B and I smiled at the son of a bitch for I could help myself. So I've already placed a phone call, a voicemail to Big Fatty, wanting to know what's going on. And if he would like to discuss this, I'd be more than happy to do so with him either on his show. Well, maybe you scare him and he doesn't want to discuss it with you because you, he's afraid? He'll discuss it with me. I'm pleasant. And he'll. Or there'll be a war. No, no war. No podcast. Or is everybody should just get along. Can't we all just get along? I have a podcast. Why haven't we had Eric on the show naked? You know, and actually it's funny you should mention that because about 10 minutes before we started, I sent him and I am because I saw that he was on Skype asking everyone to be or I was getting ready to ask him if he wanted to be on and he just wrote me back and said hi, hi. I'm just going to bed now. And that was it. So Eric, you were going to be on the show tonight. Fucker. You were this close. You were this close to resting your head upon Taffy's bosoms. And just going your your ample pillows. God. All right. All right. Well, we're getting close to an hour now, so we need to yeah, we need to wrap this puppy up. Thank you all very much for listening to episode 54 as always you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com you can leave us a voicemail at 206-202-5165 right as a voicemail at potismicopilot@gmail.com be our friend at myspace.com/potismicopilot or join our face and and slash or join our Facebook group. Okay. So I love potismicopilot as I said on Facebook. Thank you all very much. This is Taylor and Taffy and Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right, stop. You mean you're giant. Tatas. Jesus. Please tell me you're still recording. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] (upbeat music)
