you're listening to hot as my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy, Tethi Carlisle, Huffington and Rodan, let me just shut down some other things that I got going here, so where are you gonna put this pillow again, it's going to be under hold on a second, it's going to be under my on my desk so that because when I talk like into like, you know, the wall in the desk and I don't have anything soft around me, okay, so I figure if I have a pillow close by then it will absorb some of the tinniness, I think you just sound like, I don't know, it might work it might not, yes, I'm not, you're a silon, sound like what, so you sound like a robot naturally, that's what, but inside just said you're a silon. And I have the little red light that flashes back and forth past my eyes, yeah, whatever, you know, because apparently your new school Battlestar Galactica, and I am old school Battlestar Galactica, apparently, apparently, let's just start the show, shall we? Okay, alright, hey everybody, this is Taylor and thank you for downloading episode 53 of Hot As My Co-Pilot, the nerd chasm episode, I am joined tonight by Rodan, and we have an empty seat in the studio tonight, we have a big empty gorge, a chasm, which is ironic because normally we have, we have a big chasm sitting with us, but no, Taffy is not with us tonight, Taffy has some stuff going on, I'm not even going to begin to say what's going on with her, because it's a story that I'm sure she will want to share with all of you the next time that she's on, which should be next episode, we may even, I may even do like a mini episode with her later on in the week just so that you can tell everybody, I will say this, it involves a very large blowjob, and that's all I'm saying, Rodan knows what's going on, but I feel as though that should probably be a story that Taffy gets to share you with you guys, so, did you just say, excuse me, did you just say that, thank you, did you just say that you are packing? Yes, I have to pack tonight, because I'm off to La Crosse, Wisconsin, don't you know, to, oh shit yeah, what's in the La Crosse? We have a big coal center up there in La Crosse, so everybody's up on La Crosse and then pretty much figures that will work, what company I work for, but, oh, don't you know, don't you know, yes, so, that's not American team princess language, are you near the Mount Rose? Oh, I wish. Oh, no, that's Minnesota. Minnesota. Minnesota, get it wrong. That's okay, La Crosse is very close to Minnesota. Okay, and you have family that's in Wisconsin, right? Yes, but about four hours away from where I'm flying into, and so, I'm, ah, yeah, I'm flying in, I have a full day of meetings tomorrow, like, so I have meetings from 9 a.m. till three, the flight leaves at 3.45. Oh, and then lands on La Crosse at like six o'clock, but you're taking the private jet. Yes, we're taking the private jet. You're taking the wing tech, you know, jet with Alfred, you know, picking you up on the tarmac. Well, it's, the whole corporate jet thing is kind of weird in the first place because if you want to feel all fancy getting up in the corporate jet, right? And it's got big, you know, big leather comfy chairs and everything. But of course, the whole plane on the inside is like four feet tall. Well, yeah, it's a little jet. Yes, four feet tall. Imagine. What do you think you're walking around an Air Force one or something? I mean, well, damn it. But, no, I mean, it's, it's, ah, you like have to bend like I'm bent at the waist getting in. So I'm like, you know, it's, it's very bizarre. Like, okay, that's not your first time, though, being bent at the waist surrounded by leather. So I don't see what the problem is. Uh, those were the days. And by those were the days you mean Tuesday, but go ahead. So yes, you know, we're, um, I'm going with my VP and, uh, some other VP and a bunch of my minions are going with us. So yes, to pull the jet to get it to start. Well, we need someone to use you with you sitting on the nose, cracking a whip going, yeah, yeah. You know, gotta love it. But yeah, great. I know. So and so how long are you going to be there for? Uh, just uh, Monday night, Tuesday night, we're flying back late Friday. So well, late, meaning we're leaving at five o'clock and we should land seven, seven, 15 ish. On Friday? No, Wednesday, I'm sorry. Oh, I was going to say, I was like, what are you traveling through time? I'm just staying Monday night in Tuesday night and I should be home on Friday. Either that or are they pushing the jet back? We're taking the train back planning. That's why you need the minions so they can push the train back from Wisconsin to Louisiana. Exactly. Oh, excellent. Okay. So, uh, that's great. I guess I don't know what you do, but sure. No, I'm, uh, I'm just going up there to observe the center and learn some stuff and talk to some of the people. What I do best is I just kind of go around and ask questions of people and then use that information against them later. So I was going to say, so in other words, you have the little guy that you follow around that you ask questions and then somebody answers you and you whisper into his ear and then he hands up a pink slip. Not quite. It's more like the meeting with the bobs. If anybody watched office space kind of should get that in line. Okay. And then I've never seen office space. So what? I've never seen office. It's on my, actually, we're going to talk about that later on. Okay. Um, the fact that I haven't seen office space. Well, let's just talk about it now. And then we'll go back to your story real quick. Um, I have a bunch of movies that I've never seen that I have always told have been really good and Tappy gets on me all the time about it that I should, you know, totally see these movies. So I want for our listeners to compile a list of movies that I should see. And if I've seen them, then I will say that I've seen them. But if I haven't seen them, then I will watch them and let you all know what I think. Now, is this mean you're going to lock yourself in some closet somewhere and, um, watch them until you're, you know, can't watch them no more? No, I'm not going to watch them all at once, but I will add them to my blockbuster queue and because there's all sorts of movies like, you know, office space I've never seen and there's a couple of movies that I've never seen transformers. Oh my gosh, I never seen one so, but Tappy says she's going to let me borrow her copy of it. Okay, but there's all these different movies that have come out over the years that I've never seen. Plus there's all sorts of classics that I've never seen, you know, yeah, I've never seen Casablanca. I've never seen Casablanca either. I've never seen Citizen Kane. Me either. I've never seen a street card named desire. Me either. I've never seen, um, what are some other movies? I've seen, I own gone with the wind. So I've seen gone with the wind. I've seen Wizard of Oz. Uh, what are some other ones? Those are the other movies that are heads that those are like the big, you know, some of the big ones. I just never seen them before. So I want, and I can never remember what movies I should see. So I'm going to put that on the listeners to, if you have a movie you want me to see, send me a note saying go see this movie and I'll see it. And if I like it, I'll tell you and if not, then I won't. Well, the, um, the sprout used to have this thought process that, uh, you and drum Riley had, um, a room in your old house where you would lock people. It was like, okay. It was like under the stairs in your old house. Okay. And sprout used to say that you would trap people in there and feed them pancakes under the door. So that's what I think of when you say you're going to like yourself away and watch movies is that you're going to lock yourself in that little room and watch movies. Why would he say that I, we locked people in there and slid them pancakes under the door? Oh wait, that's right. He was an asshole. I'm sorry. Go ahead. So anyway, you were saying it's like the meeting with the Bobs from office space. Oh, wow. Yes. It is like the meeting with the Bobs from office space. We're asking them questions and kind of trick them into telling what they really do for a living. Started dossier on each one. Yes. Excellent. Excellent. Yeah. So we have a big strategy meeting coming up late April and I have some strategy to design. Why am I picturing you with a very high collar and some sort of metallic helmet on why you're talking about designing your strategy. And it involves you pressing a button on a big round desk and some hologram of the earth shows up and starts rotating in the middle of it. Okay. Hands up where I can see them. Yeah, right. So what have you been up to this week? Rodan AKA Ming the merciless. Oh, Ming. I love being Ming. You kind of would. What have I been up to this week? Well, I think we need our theme music for that. Okay. All right. There we go. What was your name again? An intimate look into the love lives and bootwaws of your favorite podcasters. Taylor the Latte boy. Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. I can't say. Let's see how many Casablanca references we can get into before the end of the episode. I've never seen it. That was it. Oh, there's other good. There's other good lines from that movie. I can't think of them all throughout my head. That was at the point. I spent a lot of the weekend with the Cuban. I was going to ask you if the Cuban was still continuing. The Cuban is. It has long lasting flavor. Oh, hey. The Cuban is continuing. We're definitely taking things slow. Okay. They're there. Wait, it's like week two. How fast can you have taken it by now? No, but I mean, it's it's all about the semantics, I guess. I don't know. It's I we definitely seem to like each other and we're definitely spending a lot of time together. We can't seem to get to the D word yet. What is the D word? Dicty. No, we got to the D word already, but no, it's not officially dating. Yeah, we're not officially dating. We are seeing each other. So, so he so I mean, everybody at work keeps going like, how's your new boyfriend? And I'm just like, he's not my boyfriend. He's just a guy that I'm seeing that I really like. But it's it's going nice. We went out Friday night and I got. Yeah, I saw your post on the. Oh my God, Rodin, I have not gotten drunk like that. Let's just it's I have not gotten drunk like that since the John Goodman story that we have not told yet. Oh, wow. Yeah. And you remember talking you remember me telling you how drunk I was that night? Yes. And I've seen you probably about halfway that drunk before. So oh my God, if if the Cuban still wants to press on you after that. I just okay. And it was one of these where I hadn't had a whole lot to eat. And he called me at the last minute and said, you know, why don't we just go out and I'm meeting a bunch of friends at Georgie's and you know, I'd really like for you to go and you know, so like, yeah, sure. And he said, you want me to come get you. Okay, so meeting the Cubans friends plus, you know, not having to drive plus empty stomach, plus I'm a lightweight in that regards anyway, as far as drinking. Yeah, you are. Plus, they had a special on vodka and cramp on absolute like if you got absolute, it was, you know, on special. Right. So cut to four vodka and cranberries and a screwdriver later. So four minutes. Now it was paced over time, but it was one of these where I was just like, I don't think I should have anymore, but I want one more. And I was just silly and it was it was it was funny. But the problem is, you know, Friday night is fun. But then Saturday morning, you know, curse the light because you know, you're hoping that you can do something to make the pugs so angry that they'll actually rip your throat out and kill you because my head was killing me. So what am I grated to at 20 after nine? But the ringing of the doorbell repeatedly to drive the dog's crazy that they're barking by Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Well, of course, now we can watch our biggest loser marathon. So I proceeded to pretty much open the door and almost punch her right in the face, except that she was holding a plate full of cookies. She brought gifts. Okay, so tell me about the evening with the Cuban. I mean, how much do you remember? I remember everything. I remember. It wasn't like, you know, up against the pinball machine or anything like that. You know, I remember. Was there kissing on the dance floor? Was there a dance party to go to? Yeah, we went to out. No, no. And that's the that's part of the story is that we get there and we get there probably we get there early, probably about 930. But it's the after work Friday crowd. And as we're walking in, we pull in and the parking lot is packed. Well, of course. Well, but I mean, to the point of where I was like, why would have figured people would have gone home for a little while and come back? I was a little surprised. So as we're walking through the parking lot, this guy walks past us and he goes, the ladies are in full force tonight. Let me tell you, he says this to the Cuban and I, and we just kind of look at each other. And I I assume by ladies, he means sisters, you know, all, you know, it's, it's a twink fest because he was sort of like this big bear guy and he had this, like, just run a look on his face. Well, we get in and they have the proverbial witchy, folky lesbian up on the stage with a guitar. Oh, it was a mullet, a go-go in there. So there was the mullet, the pixie, the you could not swing a dead cat without hitting a Melissa Etheridge CD because it was, it just, it was crazy. And it was the whole part of the bar that where the dance floor and then there's the bar next to it. All women, four trillion guys crammed into that sports bar next door, all standing around because they can't play music. So they're got the raise game on. So it's all these gay guys like, I don't understand. It's a baseball. When do they do the touchdown? I don't know. It was when did they get naked? When did who get naked? I said, when did they get naked? I mean, you know, to watching the game because boys with bats not being naked. Oh, well, okay. That's how the porn starts. No, but there was a guy in a pair of gold lemme short shorts and a mesh tank top and a gold lemme baseball hat walking around. He had been walking around through the course of the night. Well, I get drunk and my ability to censor what I'm going to say diminishes with each passing drink. Oh, yeah. So as we are walking through the parking lot to go back to the Cuban's car, he's out in the parking lot doing God knows what and he walks past us and I turned to him and I'm just like, Hey, and he says, Hey, and I just went, thank God I did not wear that outfit tonight too, because that would have been so embarrassing for both of us. Well, what was it like seeing your Ecker college roommate again? As many times as I have been gone there in the last few weeks, I keep thinking I'm going to bump into him. Yeah, Rodan and I are talking about my ex roommate who's he was my last roommate in the dorms. Yeah, I said his name earlier when you were talking. So you're going to have to erase that. Okay, maybe I'll just do the beeping noise like we do now. Okay. Yeah, no, he enormous asshole and by enormous asshole, I mean, it's probably completely stretched out at this point. I was supposed to say you've seen it. Yeah, he's just I had two fists in there. I could clap hands while in there. I gave a standing ovation once. I lifted him up with both my arms. So it was anyway, I don't want to I don't want to waste perfectly good bandwidth on him. Anyway, it was ended up being a really fun night and it ends up that the Cuban is friends with a lot of people that I have already been talking to on Bareful one one. So when he would turn around and say, this is my friend and then say their name, I'm like, I talk to you. Only actually by Twizia that it was more like, I hug you. Yeah, right. But now I listen to and I kept saying if I'm embarrassing you, please let me know if I'm embarrassing you, please let me know. He's like, no, no, you're fine. This is fun. I don't know what that means. What's the conversation been since? I mean, it normal everything okay or as you can tell, I'm trying to take Taffy's part two. We're here with podcasters and the Cubans they like. Rodan will be back right after this. Um, no, it was, uh, no, it's been it's been okay. He actually and I weren't going to get together last night and then he called me and said he was just driving around. He was bored. He was driving around and I said, are you in my neighborhood? And he went, no, and I said, do you want to be in my neighborhood? And he was like, yeah, sure. So he came by and we hung out for a while. Did he go where I perceived it in the last time neighborhood? So, you know, so was he up your bum? No, he would know I am a lady since when? So well, since yeah, you know, anyway, um, no, no, we would just just a lot of talking last night and then I've talked to him a couple times today. Oh, I was trying to be productive today and haven't gotten very far. So I did my notes from work and it'd been cleaning out my iTunes because I have multiple versions of many songs. Oh, like literally like tens of gigabytes worth. So then why were you not on the Yahoo today? Because I don't go on Yahoo very much anymore. I don't do Yahoo or aim very much anymore. I just yes. How am I supposed to talk to you when I need you if you're not on the Yahoo or the aim? Um, it's called a cell phone. Yes. That's right. When I tried calling you early on your cell phone, I tried dialing both of your numbers and I got your voicemail right away. Um, I have not gotten a phone call from you in forever. I tried calling you about five after nine to let you know that Taffy wasn't going to be on the show. Well, I was basinating for people to listen to us talking about when you're trying to call it one other. I just want you to know that. Yes, I know. Sorry. Sorry. Cut the sound. Cut the sound. So because you sound like a psychopath right there, so that'll be fun for everybody else. Oh, wait, speaking of psychopath and we're going to talk about the sprout again. No, no, actually, I want to talk about my doing her. Do you want to save that for Taffy? Why? She's not going to pull it. Is she? Are you expecting me to? No. Okay. So that was a bad thing. They're done that. But okay, go ahead. But since I released my picture last week on the Facebook, I have had at least five requests for doing her pictures and that's how they put it. I want to see your doing her picture and they say Taylor said to find a doing her picture. Now, I do not remember actually saying that on the podcast last week that you saying to ask for Dan to see his doing her. No, I believe I said something along the lines of I have his doing her picture if you want to see it send me an email. Oh, I did get I did get an email from somebody saying but and it was who let me I'm looking up our email right now. Whoever it is is probably freaking out because they're just like, don't say my name. Don't say my name. Let's see where is it? I can't find it. Oh, it wasn't Cassie. No Cassie if you want to see is doing her send me an email. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, wait a second. Here it is. Rodan's doing her. I'm not going to say I'm not going to say the name. But all it says is I would love to see a pick of Rodan's cock dot dot dot dot. Please, dot dot dot. Nice. So somebody out there. So so have you been sending out your doing her to people? No, not since we had that conversation last week and I have a couple, you know, requests for it. I'm just like, how do I address this appropriately? You give the people what they want. Yeah, I just I don't know. I don't know when the last time something so small got so much attention. It's not that small. Yeah, well, it's just skinny. You know, it's a little bit thicker these days. Well, everything about just thicker now. I don't think my pokey got fatter. Stop calling it a pokey. That's pokey is to me what Donor is to Taffy. I've called it I've called him Pocuson's high school. I don't have a name for mine. It's a little it's a little tailor. The little tailor. Anyway, so so yeah, I've been I've been on Facebook manhunt and Adam for Adam. People have been asking me to see my doinger and apparently people have found me. I realized who I was head then out already based on my Facebook because I use the same one that I had on manhunt or whatever and people have now been talking to me on there. So which is cool because I like our listeners when they reach out to us and touch your doinger. Exactly. And reach out, I mean, underhanded with a little bit of a cup action, but oh, okay. But it's just it's awkward because I don't know how to handle it. And then I'm normally I automatically revert to my like work mode instead of like podcast mode. And so I'm thinking, no, I wouldn't let you know I wouldn't let your firing our listeners. No, I have not fired anybody in quite some time, although I'm about to. So yeah, so no, it's just weird. So I'm getting used to that, although fame does seem to be going to your head. Why? Because doing all these new projects without us, you have projects now without Taffy and I. Okay. And you know, I was waiting for this and your comment on the post waiting for you to say something about it. Yes, because I decided to not freak out about it or not be angry about it. But I decided that I could be really angry about this. Why or hurt by it? Why you will? Okay, again, why? Why so angry at the wise? Well, because Taffy was angry with me too. So I'm okay because of mode. Yes. Okay. All right. Let me let me let me can I explain to you what happened? Okay. Sure. I get a phone call a couple of weeks ago from Michael from Cucass Connections saying, you know what? I think that it'll be a good idea for you, me and Walt to do a podcast about comic books and DC and all that sort of stuff. And I said, I think that's a fabulous idea. Didn't hear a whole lot about it. Then a couple of days later, Walt and Michael and I start emailing each other. We decided or it was decided I didn't realize that, you know, it was going to happen. But then we also got West from Live It Up and Eric from Southern Boy. And we're all going to do a GOMO podcast. So I was invited to be a part of this. It's not something where it was my idea and I like left you guys out or whatever. Also, when we had our initial meeting the other night, our summit, as it were, where we discussed and negotiated and all that sort of thing. Where you sat around your big table at the Hall of Justice. Oh, God, from your mouth to God's ears. At the satellite, 23,600 miles above the earth in geosynchronous orbit. Anyway, see, I'm already fading into that. We talked about people that we would want to have on the show and your name came up. Your name came up. And while I know there's no way in how Taffy would go on the show, we thought about asking if Tank would want to go on sometime. So you were not forgotten about in all of this. This is not a situation where, and I'm going to tell you what I told Taffy, actually, what I barked at Taffy the other day, when she started yelling at me about it, this is going to be where we talk about GOMO stuff. It's not going to be where I tell stories about what's going on in my life. That's not going to be the focus of me going on. So it would be, you know, being part of the show. It would be, you know, to talk about, you know, stuff like video games and comic books and things that I don't necessarily have to worry about Taffy going dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, under a breath the whole time I'm talking. Right. So the main reason how you recruited me into the podcast. Yeah, because that was originally you and I were going to do, it was going to be one week where I was going to do all big girly gossip stuff with her. And then the other week, or the other episode during the week, we were going to, you and I were going to do a GOMO show. Right. So it's just devolved into sex sex. Right. Sex sex. Which, you know, that would have been what we talked about anyway. So yes, I'm not necessarily worried about that. But so yes, you were thought about definitely. Yes. And as the voice of Taffy and the voice of Rodin just right now, just saying, you could tell us these things before you announce it on the blog. So that we're not the last to know. Well, you weren't the last to know. There's people who haven't seen the blog yet. No, you might as well plug it while we're talking about it too. Yes, it is called Dial H for homo. And it is a new show that obviously we're talking about where a bunch of a bunch of the gay podcasters are all getting together. We're sort of doing a spin-off show, as it were. And we have a website, which is Dial H for homo.com. And then we have a audio promo that you can download. We are available in iTunes. We just went into iTunes late last night. I got the email saying that. So if you're an iTunes fan, just go to Dial H for homo. So if you like Michael and you like Eric and you like Walt and Wes and you think I'm okay, then go to Dial H for Hero.com and subscribe to our show. Yes. And everyone needs to understand that Taylor is in the doghouse. That's all good. Okay. And if that helps you feel better while you're packing, then so be it. So we're going to fight after we turn off the recording, aren't we? No, I think I actually sent my piece. I think I'm good. I think I'm good just because, you know, to say how I feel about it, you guys are me. Well, technically, Taffy was there when I got the phone call from Michael inviting me. Oh, so I just mean who's the last. It's just you that's kind of out of the loop. Thanks. Appreciate it. So no problem. We're going to fight now, aren't we? No, I'll be saying too much devil. Well, the other big news is that Taffy, because she is Taffy. Yes. And you've probably seen this on the blog. Got us tickets to see the George Michael. Oh, yes, I did see that. Yeah. Again. Yes. She got them using her witchcraft. And 11th row center. 11th row center on the floor. Her witchcraft. Yes. I am to say I am excited about this is an understatement. So when is Taffy and Dora? And when she wears the costume. Sorry. Okay. So you're excited about seeing George Michael. 11th row center. That's almost enough to suck his cock. Well, and that's and Taffy did say at one point. She said she was upset that we didn't get even closer because she was trying to get us even closer. But apparently these were like the last she got them through American Express, concierge services or whatever. And these were the last two that were available for presale. And so she said, you know, I wanted to get third row, but 11th row, there's a good chance if he flings his head past us really fast, then we'll get a little bit of sweat on us. She goes, of course, then we'll get Hep C, but still we'll get sweat on us as well. So you probably have a better chance of getting closer to him if you act like a homeless man in the next park next to his venue. There you go. Hey, you know what? I'll do it. I'm not above rubbing a little dirt on my face. If it means I might get a little, you know, polishing at the knob by George Michael. I did get as great as hit CD this week, even though I have most of the songs. There were enough new songs and, you know, unreleased stuff that I got. Of course, you know, they have the regular two-disc set and then Best Buy has the three-disc special edition set. So me being the faggot that I am, I have to get the three-disc special edition. Now, is it me or is he a little photoshopped on that album cover? No, not at all. He's not a little photoshopped. He's a lot photoshopped on that cover. I was like him. Like the picture on that cover and his last mugshot looks so much different. Yeah. Between him, between him being photoshopped on that picture and Madonna being photoshopped within an inch of her life in that video. Oh my god. Oh my god. The amount of money for special effects on that thing. And I'm not talking about that weird black wall that comes at her. I'm talking about all the, you know, getting rid of the liver spots on the hands and everything because good lord. But yeah, so it's a really good, it's a really good CD. So I was listening to that on the way to meet Taffy for lunch and Taffy, I sit down at the Longhorn. Now this is later during lunchtime, but there are still families around and I sit down at the table. She's already there and I sit down and the first thing out of her mouth is, so are you going to be eating me out or fucking me in the ass later? It went, what? And she goes, what are you doing? And I said, I don't know how much will I be having to drink? And she goes, I have very good news and I'm not telling you what it is until after we order. And I said, okay. And she goes, and afterwards, you're going to want to do one of those two things to me. I was like, okay, well, considering I'm a bottom and I've already said that I don't mind going down on girls. I'm going to have to pick from column A, probably, but whatever. So then she lays it out on the, well, it doesn't lay that out, but she lays out the news that she puts the big Montana on the table. She just, she just, boom, slapped it on the table. And there it was next to the yeast rolls, how fitting. Oh, yes. Well, she may have to go see the doctor later this week. Wow, Lord. So nice. That is very, very cool. Yeah. So I have all sorts of news. I know. Got drunk, got to hang out with a cute Cuban, going to see George Michael. It's a good week. And it was spring break this week for school. So I didn't have very many school visits. And I got to write, I got to do art for a book about suicide. Oh, yes. The suicide art book. That sounds fabulous to me. That's exactly what it's going to be. It's, it's very cool. I mean, just, I talked about it a little bit a couple of weeks ago, but we're, as you all know, I did the art for the book, The Taffy and I did, and I showed it to people at work and we had a project getting ready to go in the children's program. Then I'm in where we, a couple of people wrote a book helping children to deal with their feelings after somebody and their family commits suicide. So they asked me to do the art for it. And I've been working on the art as far as, you know, I did inking this week. And then next week, I'm probably going to be doing some stuff with Photoshop and doing coloring and shading and all that sort of stuff. So it's been a very, it's been a lot of work. It's very hard trying to come up with, because they didn't give me any sort of art direction. I had to come up with it on my own. Really? Like, how do you draw suicide without actually drawing a suicide? Right. Unlike Taffy, who, if any hair on Pippa's head was not a place, you had to redo it. No, she was actually really good about that. I think because, well, she knew better. That would have, yeah, that would have probably ended in, you know, actually, I think there was only one time where with that book where Taffy said, well, I don't like this. And I think I was towards the end of the artistic process. And I think my response was without missing a beat. I think, well, then I guess that's something you're just going to have to live with when you look at the book. So no, she was, she was a very good director as far as saying, I like this. Can you do this? Can you change that? And for the most part, I was pretty good with working weather. It was just towards the end that it almost came to blows, as it were. Yes. So I had a question for you and Taffy, but since Taffy's gone, I'll figure I'll ask you. And then I was actually almost about to call you this weekend just to talk about this subject. But I didn't want to mess up you getting pressed by the Cuban. So is that what we're going to call it now? I'm going to get pressed by the Cuban. I think so. It makes me laugh on the inside. Well, that's all that matters. Yes, yes, it is. Okay. So I have not had sex in a very long time and not in a I need to get laid kind of way or in a the countdown clock is back kind of way. But I've just not been in the mood. Like I feel like I need to go out and be tricking and doing stuff and meeting people, you know, could like I would have been in, you know, college or, you know, my early 20s. But I just I don't have that desire. And I'm kind of, I think it's because I'm like hyper self-conscious or something. I don't know. I'm just not meeting plenty of people online. Are you hard for self-conscious about your body? I think so. I think that may be part of it. Because that would make sense. Well, yeah. And as people have seen now, there's good reason to be. But I mean, low body images. So that's okay. I mean, I even had this like big talk with Mr. Blonde over the way or late last week. And I kind of brought that up. And it was very weird. And I don't know why I did. And that's just very, very, very awkward right now. I don't know what to do. Well, okay. How Dr. Phil, do you want me to get on you right now? I don't know. I don't know how. Because the part of this is I feel like something that I would talk with you about privately. But if you want to talk about this on the show, I could talk with you about it. You can talk about it on the show. Okay. And if I start straying into area that you don't necessarily want to talk about things, then, you know, I, why do you feel as though you have to be doing this right now? Or why do you feel as though you should be wanting to like, I hate to call it tricking. But I mean, you know, being more social, I guess. Yes. Well, and that's a better way, because not just actually, but also in general. Because like, Goony wanted to do something this weekend and I just kind of blew them off. And I just really didn't feel like it. But yet at the same time, I'm still crazy going, you know, sitting at home, doing nothing besides cleaning and watching Jungle Book and 13 going on 30. So and the predator. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that post. It made me cry. Do you think that you're when you are hanging out with people, you're not necessarily hanging out with people that you enjoy hanging out with? No, I mean, I really, which I think you should answer that question very carefully considering most of them listen to the podcast. I really do. I hate them. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I love hanging out with them. And no, I don't think it's that at all. I just, I don't know where I want to be socially I think right now. It's hard to explain. So rather than try and figure out where you want to be socially, you're just going to sit at home and it's sort of like the deer in the headlights. Yeah, because I have a 47 inch green TV now. So I can just watch movies. Yeah. And I also have to be very careful how I answer you with these questions because whatever I say to you, I guarantee you Taffy is going to throw back in my face in about three days. Ouch. You should totally stay at home. No, I understand that. I understand that whole, like, you know, being single and wanting to go out and meet people and do new things, experiences. But on the other hand, it's also very scary. And ultimately, the quote, what I'll say to you, because I don't want to get all like therapy. Well, no, I don't, you know, counselor, ask and everything. And I know you don't respond well to that. But I mean, ultimately, ultimately, if you, when you want to do it enough, you'll do it. Yeah. It's just like with weight loss or trying to get something in control or getting the job that you want or moving to Louisiana or doing whatever it is that you need to do. When you're ready, when you're ready enough to actually go out there and start meeting people or start hooking up or start, you know, going out on dates and all that sort of stuff that you're going to want to do it. Yeah. And for whatever reason, you don't want to do that right now. So which I know pretty much is self explanatory, because you're going through that. But I wasn't prepared to be, you know, Taylor, the counselor void tonight. Yes. No, I understand. Sorry to spring that on you, but it's just that's okay. I don't know. I'm just kind of very, do you regret getting the TV because that sort of is holding you back? No, as far as from going out and doing things? No, no, no, because I'm actually living a little bit more in my house. That's good. And this whole being on 10 different decongestants and crap is making me a little hyper and stir crazy too. So I think that's part of it. Well, that may be part of the problem. Well, yeah, because I feel like I lost two months of my life to being sick, because now that I feel better and everything, it's a little, it's a lot different. So are you focusing on wasted time? I think so. You had two months that you just sort of had to lay around and not do anything? Well, in general, that's my whole problem. I just keep this, you know, every, I freak out about every minute. I'm not spending enough time relaxing. That's been a time getting worked out. I'm not spending enough time socializing. So then you're almost paralyzed with fear where you just end up just sitting there and waiting for, you know, something to happen and clicking refresh on. Nothing bare for one one. Yeah. Click to be my friend. No, I say click the refresh button on bare for one one. Or click the refresh. Either just click to be my friend on bare for one. No. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I think that, you know, like I said, when you're ready to do it, you'll do it. Yeah. Oh, and I have some 21 year old twink chasing me around all of a sudden too, which is very weird. And I don't know how to quite get rid of him. Is he a twinker or a cub? No, he's a twink. He's like five, five and twelve pounds. Yeah, that's going to be the one of the titles for episode 53. He's five, five and twelve pounds. Yeah. Well, is he, well, he's 21. That's awfully y'all. Oh, yeah. No, no, I, no. I mean, there's just, there's, no, and Professor Dr. Scott was all like, um, someone needs a daddy. I'm just like, I'm like, I'm, as I'm choking it down. I'm like, oh my God, this guy's probably. That's true. You're finally to daddy age. Does 32 qualify as daddy age? To a 21 year old. Yeah, I know. I know. But they ID'd me at the casino last week. Oh, oh, that's the other thing. As we're walking into Georgie's Friday night, they ID the Cuban. Oh, he is young looking at ID the Cuban and I was like a state. And he said, can I see your ID? And, and the Cuban showed him the ID and he starts to walk away. I'm like, I have ID too. And he didn't say anything. And then as we're walking at as I'm drunk, I said to the guy, the scooter guy, I'm like, are you sure you don't want to see my ID? He didn't even look at me. He just looked away from me. Asshole. That's great. The Cuban is, Mama was not pleased. Yes, I'm sure Mama was not. But the Cuban is very young looking just from his pictures. I was thinking that too. He's not super young looking. Excuse me. He's all cute and cuddly. Well, as good bears should be, I guess. I suppose. Hey, so we go in camping. Uh-huh. You mean the gay summer camping? Yes. Have you learned anything more about camping? You're in? I think I'm in. Yay. And we may have a place to stay. We should probably think about wrapping this up. Yes. I can't believe we've gone this long without Taffy. I know. We were only going to do a half an hour already at about 44 minutes or so. Yes. Well, thank you for shrinking my head. Oh, no problem. It's what I do. I don't know that I do it well, but it is what I do. Well, my head is definitely smaller now. Well, because of your oddly shaped giraffe body, your head's always been smaller. So a little tiny head, big, long neck, large hind corners. Yes. And on that note, this is episode, in episode 53, a bot is my go pilot. Thank you all very much for listening. You can go to our blog at potismicopilot@gmail.com. You can email us at potismicopilot. No. Well, I just said that wrong. Yeah, didn't I? You can go to our blog at potismicopilot.com. I'm getting tired. Yes. That'd be what's going on because I'm all getting all blue. Um, you can go to our blog, which is potismicopilot.com. You can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Call our voicemail line at 206-202-5165. Be our friend on MySpace@MySpace.com/potismicopilot and join our Facebook group. Okay, so I love potismicopilot. We are currently at 94 reviews. The next episode that we tape, we will probably be talking about a contest that we're going to be having. Nice. So keep that in mind. It may be something that you may want to try and send your review in before we do the next episode. Just saying. Would love to get to 100 reviews by next episode. That would be wonderful. Again, just saying. I like when you get to this late at night and you're a train wreck. That's awesome. All of a sudden, I think I had oranges. I had a couple of oranges about an hour ago when I think the sugar came in. Okay, I was like, uh, in your turning tangerine. And by oranges, I mean two four liters of or four two liters of Oh, my God. The orange crush. Yeah. Oh, wow. Why am I getting all loopy all of a sudden? This is weird. Is it keeping coming over? No. Is it going to give you a salami? Oh, if only. All right. All right. I'm going to go. This is Taylor. Ever again. Have a good week. Everybody. Goodbye. (upbeat music)
