(upbeat music) You're listening to Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor Vellateboy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. (upbeat music) Take four, hi, this is Taylor Vellateboy and welcome to Pod Is My Co-Pilot episode 49. I am joined tonight by Rodin. This is the cursed episode. (laughing) Oh my God. We were supposed to have Luke on tonight, Luke Miller from Instant Gratification in 916 magazine or 916.com. But unfortunately we've had some technical difficulties many times and Luke's not gonna be on. However, we did tape a little bit last night and we managed to salvage about 12 minutes of the episode. So you're gonna be able to hear that episode at the end of this episode. - 12 minutes, nothing fancy. - Ah, you bastard. Okay, you also might be noticing that Taffy Carlisle Huffington is not here tonight. - Really? - Yeah, I know 'cause it's been like a minute. She would have said something by now. Taffy is not here. What do you think Taffy's doing right now? - Taffy's getting plugged by the tank. Repeatedly. - I think, I think that she's at one of the local homeless shelters feeding the entire population with her large breasts. (laughing) - Suckle from the sugar teat. (laughing) - She has a hobo on each nipple as we speak. (laughing) - Oh, I missed the Taffy. - Yeah, she's right. - After we spent 57 minutes taping an episode last night. - I know, and it was a damn good episode too. - It was. - The first 12 minutes of which you'll be able to hear later on. I'm a little drunk right now. - Yeah, me too. I'm like on my second or third drink with like two tons of teeth. (laughing) - If you might all be wondering why we sound a little odd, we both decided that we were gonna have little drinkies and didn't tell one another. So when, you know, we first signed on and said, "How are you doing?" And I said, "I'm a little drunk." And Rodan went, "Me too." (laughing) Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! So, yeah, I decided tonight that I was gonna make chicken bog, which they-- - Oh, really? - The chicken bog, yes, I made it and it was good. It was damn good. - I was about to say, is this before after the wine? - No, this was before the wine. And then I decided that I was going, this is gonna sound so white trash. I decided I was going to, I had bought in some of those cookies that you break off and then bake in the oven. - Oh, okay. - So, I decided, well, I don't have any milk. What can I have with my chocolate chip cookies? So, I decided to have wine. (laughing) So, I have a bottle, and this is the worst word, I have a bottle of arbor mist. - Oh! - Oh! (laughing) - Nice. - So, I decided to have my wine and chocolate chip cookies on my little, you know, my little plate with my little napkin and was thinking to myself, there's something about this that's kind of nice, but there's another part of this that just is the most white trash thing I think I've ever done in my entire life. (laughing) There's a line from Sex in the City where they said, I was a Cathy comic strip taped to the refrigerator away from being pathetic. (laughing) And that's kind of how I felt today. The only thing I needed was like, you know, my big Terry cloth robe and my fuzzy slippers and, you know, watching my taped episode of The View. (laughing) That was all I needed. (laughing) - Well, I probably, I was one lame step away from me because I, after like, what, four or five days of having no carbs, I just, I called the dominoes and I just went and I got a big Brooklyn pizza. - You were doing no carbs? - Yes. - Oh. - Yeah, no, I was doing no carbs. It's really two weeks, but then I stopped when I was, well, I guess at three weeks, but then I stopped the week I was six, so I just kind of got back on. - Are there carbs in semen? - No, it's mostly protein. (laughing) Not that I would know these days. - I thought you got a dandy blowjob again. - I did get a dandy blow, dandy blowjob. - A Blandy-dowjob? - I got a Blandy-dowjob, woo! No, I got a dandy blowjob from the Gooney over the weekend, but it was not reciprocated. So I did very little blowing myself, actually. So actually poor Gooney. - Yeah, I think Gooney is the one we should all be feeling sorry for and not necessarily you. (laughing) So, 'cause I got a long blowjob. Two went on for like forever. - Oh God, okay, what's forever? - I was supposed to leave at like 10 o'clock and we started at like 9.30 and I left at 11. And all that happened was really me getting blown. - For an hour and a half? - Yeah, I mean, he would stop for a little while, we'd make out, he'd rub my back for a little while and then he would blow me again. So it was pretty cool. - Okay. (laughing) - Great. - I'm dandy. - Those of you soccer moms who are playing this, taking the kids to you know, our club, you might wanna turn this off. (laughing) - To our club. - 'Cause apparently it's gonna be a big old sausage party. (laughing) We're gonna be talking about boy on boy action this episode if I doesn't my Go pilot. - Speaking of boy on boy action, since tap is not here, I'll go ahead and talk about things I wasn't planning to talk about. Mr. Blonde, watched him masturbate today. (laughing) Was it in the village square or was it? - Oh my God, it was. It was in Monroe village square. No, it was on the intranets. He sent me a, like he sent me an IM and then sent me a cam request. And there he was in all his glory next to his shorty Mountain Dew can. - Now, I've never, I... Would you do something like that? - A masturbate live on the webcam? No. - Well, I don't know, I said that. - Would you masturbate taped on a loop? (laughing) - On a loop. Yes, on a loop, only on a loop. So it's the good part over and over again. No, the, you know, I used to say that I've never had naked pictures of me on the internet and I do now, so I don't know. - Now, how does it feel having naked pics on the net? - You know, it feels a little embarrassing and a little exposing because I never really quite know who you're talking to. And, you know, when you do like show some of the pictures, it's a little bit, you know, where you feel very, very exposed. - Okay, I wasn't gonna tell the story, but I'm gonna tell the story anyway. I may have sent my first naked pic to somebody. And... - Was it the drum Riley? 'Cause he's already seen the business. - Now, the drum's already seen the business time and time again. Which is why I'm single. - No, I was about to say three times in eight years barely counts as time as time again. - Okay, I, how very dare you. He's gonna beat you up the next time he sees you. That's the only thing I can say about that. Anyway, however, there was a problem because this person sent me their email and I just sort of read it and then, you know, put it in the thing and then sent it up. - Catholic kids' collation is never quite the end, I'm just gonna send it to. - Okay, but the problem is that he's saying, "I didn't get it, I didn't get it." And I'm like, "Well, I understand how." I kind of forgot this person's middle initial that was in their email address. Which means some random person is gonna be opening up their email and there is going to be my penis looking at them. - You're one-eyed wonder. - Well, thank you, I've never thought of it as a wonder. I'm more as a concern than a wonder, but you're one-eyed concern. It's a one-eyed opportunity. - My one-eyed definition of my low self-esteem. (laughing) - Sound. - Oh, you're one-eyed third grader. - My, well, good lord, if it was a third grader, I'd be in medical books. (laughing) - There's a waste on the curds. (laughing) - Okay, so I finally do something like this after how many years of being on the internet. I finally take a chance and like, you know, they're like, "I want to see this." And I'm like, "All right, fine." So I do it and I have screwed it up, which is God's way of telling me, "Do not put your naked pictures out on the web." (laughing) - 'Cause you've been on the intro web since like Elgore invented them. - Apparently, yeah, apparently. I remember it was my senior year at Eckerd and one of the guys that I was friends with had AOL. And I was just completely amazed at I just thought it was the coolest thing in the world. And I've been hooked ever since. - Yes. - 'Cause I remember getting tricks on your computer. (laughing) - Yeah, we're not gonna tell that story. (laughing) That was during one of the low times in the Taylor-Rhodan friendship. Yeah, okay, we're not gonna talk about that. (laughing) Oh, you mean my buzz go away. (laughing) Now I'm sad. - I blame Luke for that. Not me. - Yeah, Luke might've had a small part in that. - Not that we're saying Luke has a small part. - And by, no, apparently he has one the size of a two liter thing of Coke, according to him last night. So. - Yeah, apparently we'll have to ask the Charlie. - Yeah. Yeah, Luke's boyfriend, Charlie, it's kinda hot. - I've not seen a picture of the Charlie. - And by kinda hot, I mean Viva La France. (laughing) No, he's very cute. He's one of my space friends. Luke is not Charlie, but Luke has pictures of Charlie on his Myspace, so. - Okay, I will check it out. - Check it out. - I will check it out. - So yeah, well, I don't, other than last night when we talked on the podcast, I don't feel like I've talked to you in forever. What's going on? What's the latest? - Well, I'm going to Gig Harbor, Washington next week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. - Okay. - So I'm gonna go see the crack in Washington. - Hey. (laughing) I have no idea why I keep calling it the crack in Washington, but apparently where that Cugit sound is, or wherever Gig Harbor's around there. - We have some listeners in Seattle. - Well, I'm gonna be in Gig Harbor, so, which apparently is close to Tacoma. And my boss told me today that we're getting one car, and I said, "Well, how may I get supposed to get some tricks?" And she said, "What?" (laughing) So I get the conversation. - Do you not remember how hard you fought to get this job? (laughing) - I know, right? I'm saying things like that. She trusts my opinion. Of course, I don't necessarily know if she trusts my talking about getting tricks in Tacoma, Washington, but-- - Hey, whatever. - Hey, whatever. So if we have some listeners that are out that way, send us an email at potasmycopilot@gmail.com and if you wanna meet Rodin, let us know. - I'll do my best to go door to door, giving blow jobs for five-star reviews. - I'll do my best. - And if you left a review, if you can prove that you left a review, let Rodin see that, and maybe he'll polish your knob. (laughing) - Or let's shine. (laughing) - I'm gonna be licking clits the whole time I'm there. - Oh my God! Okay, it's funny you should mention that though, 'cause this was one of the things that I was gonna bring up tonight. So I decided, this is like the horny cast, because all we're gonna do is talk about sex up. - I was on, I may have been on X-tube. - Really? - In the last 24 hours or so. And I decided I was going to take a walk on the wild side and I was going to watch some straight porn. - Really? - Instead of the boy on boy stuff. - Not impressed. (laughing) - Really? - Yeah, I kind of feel like I kind of, I'm kind of glad I'm on the team of one. And let me tell you why. - Why? Why? - Every woman on there that was not a clip taken from a supermodel that weighs 15 pounds with the double D implants. Like any of these like homemade movies, there's always the guy that's always semi-attractive, I would say maybe a seven on a scale of one to 10. - Okay. - Okay. And then he's always with, I should say always, but in all the videos that I saw, he's always kind of with a four. - Oh, really? - And there's always a fupa involved. - Really? - Yeah. And they're just kind of, they just kind of lay there and they're all very self-conscious and they're sort of looking around the entire time and it's like they don't, and they're trying to do things and he's kind of sort of leading them to go. I just did, I don't see, if you're going to do something like that, and I know we already sort of talked about that with your Mr. Blonde incident. - Yeah. - I, you know, I guess get into it, I guess would be what I'm trying to say? I don't know. It just seemed very like, I don't understand. I don't know where the hell I'm going with this, but I was watching it and was thinking to myself, we should talk about this on the podcast. - You know, so what you're trying to say is that breeder sex is gross. - No, I'm not saying breeder sex is gross 'cause breeder sex can be, I'm sure, well I've engaged in breeder sex. I've had girlfriends and I've messed around with girlfriends and I've done things with girlfriends. - Wait, so you've dipped your-- - A toe in Lake Vagina? Yes, I have dipped in my toe in Lake Vagina. - I didn't realize you-- - I've dipped my third breeder in Lake Vagina. - Back and forth a couple of times or just the once and ran away scared. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had no problem being, well, obviously I had a big problem with being with women that they weren't men, but I, it was okay. It was nice. The girlfriends that I had were always very nice. I just kind of, I don't know, I just, it's just the whole, I don't know where the hell I'm going with this. I don't know what I'm trying to say. - Well, the one girl I had sex with, she got me a little drunk. I mean, like really, really drunk and then took advantage of me in the middle of the night, which as you know, isn't very difficult. - Yes. (laughs) - Because apparently I'm always humping in my dreams and she mounted me and the whole-- - Isn't that a Debbie Gibson song? - She mounted me. (laughs) - No, I'm always humping in my dream, never mind. It was a, (laughs) - Anywho. - And the whole time I felt like there was something missing. I mean, mostly 'cause there just wasn't a cock for me to play with, so I had to play through boobs. And she had boobs for days, but still it was kind of like, okay, yeah, these are nice. These are nice little fun bags, yay. - A nice little fun bags. Charming. - Yeah, I know, right? But I think the whole thing was just a big scam to try to get me pregnant, try to get her pregnant. - I was gonna say, try to get you, if she was trying to get you pregnant, clearly, she didn't know what she was doing either. - Yeah. (laughs) So, 'cause she thought I'd be a good father of her baby. - Oh Lord, we've definitely proved her wrong over the last 49 episodes, haven't we? - Yeah, right? Oh my goodness. - What else is going on? - Let's see, I went to Bozier, Astrape City, to go visit the goony, obviously over the weekend. And you know, remember that time we went to, when I was like really, like what Blitzer was really, really low and we were trying to find a restaurant and you guys dragged me around St. Petersburg for like the hours. - I believe we talked about that like in episode two or three. - Yeah, see, I actually kind of relived most of that this weekend 'cause Goony and I went and walked around the Baywalk type place in Astrape City. And afterwards, my Blitzer got really, really low, 'cause I'm gonna do this low carb thing until the Domino's tonight. I got to the point where I was like biting his head off because I'm like, I don't care. I just need to get a soda or I need to eat right now. So, poor Goony got a little afraid. I think he wed himself just a little bit. - Yeah, but you like that, so it's all good. - Oh, now don't be sayin' I'm in the golden showers. - I can taste your beer. (laughing) - And we watched Justice League on our date. - Yeah, what did you think of that? - I loved it. - We're talking about Justice League, the new frontier, for those of you who have no idea what we're talking about. - Yeah. - But you know who does know about what we're talking about? Walt, from Wermine, because you're stupid, because he wants to talk about comic book stuff all the time on their show, and Holly and Nessa shut him down. - Oh, we should've got Walt for this sausage cast. Okay, A, I don't think we're going to call it a sausage cast. B, Walt, I don't have a Skype thing. So, Walt, some night when you can come on the show some night, and Holly can come on too, because that means we would've had to, of the Wermine, because you're stupid to people on, and then didn't invite Holly, but we want to invite Holly, because we love Holly. - Yes, Holly, we love you. - I'm not really drunk anymore, but I'm just kind of rambling tonight. - Really? - You haven't noticed. - Not at all, strangely. - All right, new frontier. New frontier, I love the Flash, because I love the Flash in general, and I love that it was Neil Patrick Harris. But I love the movie, I thought it should've been like 15 minutes longer, at least to go over some of the other stories they were diving into. There was not nearly enough lesbian Wonder Woman. - Yeah, Wonder Woman was kind of a big dyke. She was kind of a big, well, she was played by Lucy Lawless, so the whole Zina thing. I mean, her costume even kind of looked like Zina's. - Yeah, she was a big lesbian, Cylon dyke. Okay, I'm assuming that's a Battlestar Galactica reference, but I don't... - Yeah, 'cause she was in Battlestar Galactica too, for a little while. - I need to start watching that show. - Oh, it's awesome. It's very-- - I hear it's echasm, but it's really awesome. - Yeah, I hear it's supposedly like one of the best shows on TV. - Yes. - I painted a house this weekend. - Did you? - Like you don't even talk about it last night. - I know, I'm trying to act all surprised. - And I think actually that's in the first 12 minutes of our podcast, so yeah, I painted a house for paint your hard out clear water. - And have you ever painted your house? - No, but I wanna paint my house. I've decided that when I get a little money that is on the list of things that I'm gonna do is I'm gonna paint the outside of my house. - I think you shouldn't vuddle the podcasters over to paint your house out podcasters. - Paint my ass out? - Paint your ass out podcasters. So that way you get your house painted for free. - Well, I would definitely have people over to help me paint. - And then have a paint party slash orgy. And you can invite Lou to paint. - That's not necessarily where I would have gone with it, but sure. (laughing) - Well, 'cause you need your house painted and you need some cock. (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't know that I need. - Shut up. - We were talking before the show started when you were like, "I need a dick in my ass." - Oh my God, shut up! (laughing) You got me all flustered down. Now I don't know what to say. You were like, "I need a dick in my ass." - We just heard that, we don't have to relive it. - I like saying dick in your ass. - I like saying dick in your ass. Good lord. (laughing) - You're a mess. - Really? You're just now figuring that out. - Okay, voicemails, let's talk about voicemails. - What voicemails do we have, sir, Taylor? - We have two voicemails. The first voicemail of which is from Yakko in Frankfurt. - Hello guys, this is Yakko calling from Frankfurt, Germany. I just wanted to say hi and that I'm really enjoying the show so far. - Yeah, I wanted to care a bit, the interesting part about my name. I'm actually South African, so my name's pronounced more Dutch than German, but tank was pretty accurate. In English, most people call me Yakko, so that's where the Waco Yakko part comes from. So have a fun time tonight, recording in the next round, and we're looking forward to it. Enjoy, ciao. - He's got a nice, sexy voice. Yeah, yeah, that is, he's got the sexy deep voice going on and he's got the accent and-- - Yeah, he's home like a South African. - I don't know what that means. - You can send your angry letters to Rodan at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. - Don't send angry letters, send me porn shots, please. (laughs) - Oh my God, how many drinks have you had? - Just two, but they had four shots in them, a piece. - I don't know, I accidentally missed porn twice. - All right, Jacqueline Suzanne, Jesus. (laughs) All right, the other voicemail happens to be from a, well, we'll just let it speak for itself. - That's what I said to do. Hello? Hi, this is Michael. (beep) This is the third time I've called for Karen. She was supposed to get me a copy of my W-2 'cause I can't file my taxes unless I get that W-2. And my mother thinks I'm supposed to get a lot of money back. So hurry, just please have Karen call me with my W-2 so I can get my taxes done. Again, it's Michael, (beep) my number is (beep) All right, thank you, bye. - So me being somebody who is concerned about my fellow man, decide that I'm going to investigate this phone call. So I call-- - Why would you waste your time? - Because I know what that's like to have to wait for your W-2s when you're trying to get your taxes done and all that sort of stuff. So I thought, all right, you know what? I'm gonna follow up on this and just let this guy know that he dialed the wrong number. So the first number that I call, the number that he gives on the message, which I bleeped out, is to the big lot's corporate headquarters. (laughs) - Really? - And I get their answering service and they're like, no, there's nobody here by that name. And besides, our offices are closed today and blah, blah, blah. - You know, I don't go to big lots or talk about big lots because Sprout cheated on me with some guy who manages a big lot's in St. Petersburg. - Oh, okay, way to turn it back around around to you. Okay, so then I decide that I'm going to look at the email and there's a different phone number that it listed. It's almost like a caller ID when we get the emails letting us know that we got the messages. - Really? - So I call that number and I get a very nervous person saying, no, there's nobody here from that name. And I went, oh, okay, I said, well, he called and left a wrong number and, you know, I just wanted to let him know that, you know, I was just trying to tell him that he dialed the wrong number. So about an hour later, I get an email from Walt, from Wermine because you're stupid, saying that it was his partner who was playing a practical joke. - Oh, really? - That he felt really bad that I was calling and trying to be the good Samaritan and that apparently he learned his lesson not to fuck with the latte boy. - Does see, if I were Walt, I would have just called and said, hey, listen, Wermine, because you're stupid. He just left it at that and just moved on. - Well, but I think it was, that joke was dumb last night when you told it it was dumb tonight. (laughing) - I tried it a second time. You can't blame me for that. - I know, I know. - I'm just trying to plug them. - You took the, wow, okay. - Let's see, the whole plugging joke doesn't work either because we talked about it last night. We explained it. - Yeah, we were trying to plug Luke in more ways than one. Actually, let's give Luke a plug right now being, he's not on and probably by this point, half of the people have already turned off this episode so it doesn't matter. - So it's safe to plug him? - It is safe to plug him. You can reach him at his online pop culture magazine for the Sacramento area at 916.com and that's the word nine, the number one and then the word six.com. - I went there and there's a review about us. - Yes, we were the first, we were the first podcast that he reviewed. So that's down a little ways in there in one of their old columns but it's in there. So and he gave us a glowing review which is why he was led on the show. (laughing) Because that's how we roll. Also, let's see, what else? 'Cause I really wanna keep this about a half an hour if we're gonna add the 12 minutes on. - Right. - We are at 83 reviews we would love to have. Let's try and get to 85 by our 50th, please, please, folks. - Yes, please. - I'm begging. - Please, 'cause my ass cheek is still on the block. - Yeah, no, your ass cheek got off the block. - It's a bit pimply right now but it can still be on the block. - Ew. - I'm kidding, it's not really a pimply. - That's good. Sure, it's not. - Of course I do get a little bit of ass play this weekend 'cause Goonie gave me a back rub that ended up in a big ass rub but hey. - Well, it's a relaxed ass cheek. - God, I need Taffy to control you. That's, that's Lord. Next week, the big show. The big shoe, as it were. We already have a whole bunch of people that have wished us congratulations and if you haven't heard your voicemail on our podcast yet, it's because you mentioned something about our anniversary show and I'm holding it for that. So those of you who are waiting to hear that, that's why. We would love to have even more. So if you're a podcaster and you wanna plug your show on our one year anniversary, plug away. And if you have any questions or anything you wanna ask for us or just wish us a congratulations, we would love to have you on the show. Please, we want as many of our listeners as possible to be part of this one year experience with us. We couldn't have gotten where we are with that all of you and it's only right that you get to be a part of our show. So if you would like to leave us a message, please do so at 206-202-5165. I have to think about that for a second. - Yeah, so plug away, citizens, plug away. - Plug away, I even put on the blog that if you have a banana bread recipe and you wanna leave that for us, go ahead. It'll probably be at the end of the show but we'll still put it in there, no problem. (laughs) Okay, I think that's pretty much it. I think the listeners have had enough of us. - Oh, do you know what I've had enough of? After four at five, six, whatever attempts we're on for this curse show, yes. - But we've managed to get through it, I hope. All right, so as always, you can go to our blog which is podasmycopilot.com. As always, you can be our friend on MySpace. MySpace.com/podasmycopilot. Call our listener online, 206-202-5165. What else do we-- - Did you already tell them to go to our blog at podasmycopilot.com. - Email us, leave us a review at iTunes. - Yeah, and email us at podasmycopilot@gmail.com. Or join our Facebook group, okay, so I love podasmycopilot. I actually went there tonight for the first time in a couple of weeks and we had like nine new people. - Yeah, I saw that. We have like lots more cute friends. - We have a lot of our listeners. I would say the majority of our listeners are hot. - Yeah, I'm masturbate to our listeners. - Even the, wow, okay. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) I have no response to that. - They send me pictures. (laughing) - No. - Really? - You know what? (laughing) This is Taylor. - Enro Dan. - All right, please stay tuned for the first attempt at this episode coming up right after the goodbye music. So have a good week, everybody. We will see you next week for our one year anniversary show. - Woo hoo. - Taffy, you'll be back, I promise. - Oh yeah, she'll be back. Thank God. - Yeah, all right, everybody, have a good week. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. (upbeat music) - Hi, this is Taylor with The Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 49 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot." We are one away from our one year anniversary show. Woo hoo. - Ow. (laughing) - Thanks for that. - So does that make you guys golden oldies? - Oh. - Okay, it's gonna be a long show, apparently. I am joined, as always, by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Hello, lovelies. - Who is doing the whole Phoebe my sticky shoe, my sticky shoe thing tonight. - I'm not sick, I just have this voice. - Okay. - I don't know why. - Yeah, you've come a long way, baby, Virginia Slim. - Thank you, exactly. - I am also joined by Rodan. - I'll have to say is that Taffy's making me wet right now. (laughing) - That's my, you know what? - Now you know what it's like every day of the week for me. (laughing) And we've also got a special guest in the studio tonight. The man who, if there was turbulence in a plane, I would want his ass to come down as an oxygen mask. (laughing) Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after 49 episodes of me begging and pleading and doing everything I need to, from instant gratification, Luke Miller. - Woo hoo. - Woo hoo. (laughing) - How are you doing tonight, Luke? - I'm all right, I'm currently sitting in the basement of the school's library in an individual study room that kind of smells like feet and like somebody pissed your 50 years ago and they never cleaned it up. - Yeah, lovely. - And now I'm wet. - It's room. - And the window is fogging over and it's just, you know, lovely. I feel like there's bacteria growing all over the place. - So it smells like a Taco Bell. (laughing) - Pretty much. - So it's getting hot in there? Why don't you take off that shirt? (laughing) - I'm good. - Okay, this isn't a video podcast. (laughing) - Oh, well. - Okay, so Luke, I have a question. - Okay. - Nickel for your dreams, really? - What? - I don't think that you should give out his aim thing over luck. - I don't care. I don't care. I haven't posted it anyway. - Okay, I thought you said, I thought you said pickle. I was like, what? - No, it just-- - Pickle for your dreams. - Pickle for your dreams? Gee, yeah, I'm sure several of us would like to have your pickle in our dreams. But that's an entirely different show. - Oh. - Now, are you asking where the name came from? - Yeah, that's really what I was asking for. I never mentioned that it was an address. I just was asking where it came from. - No, it was actually from a song I wrote a long time ago, and I don't have the song anymore, and I'm not sure where I put it, but it was a song saying like, you know, they say a penny for your thoughts, but your dreams are worth more kind of thing. Kind of hates like sappy high school or kind of thing. - So you were a song truce? - No. (laughing) Actually, I could write a long time ago. I think that's songstress or shuntus. - But I combine the two, creating again, my own taffy as a keep up together. - A song truce. - A song truce. - I was thinking more of Luke being like the whole dear diary. (laughing) - You're my best friend. - And nobody gets me like you, though. - He is Robert Smith of the Cure. - I don't think he knows-- - What if you guys talk about that? Do you think of the dear Darya? - Darya. - Darya, I love Darya. - Darya. - Nana. - You're standing on my neck. - My favorite part of Darya is when she goes to play volleyball. She serves her arm out. (laughing) - That was me in high school. (laughing) - So Luke, tell us a little bit about instant gratification and your other media project that you've got going on. - Well, instant gratification has kind of been on a hiatus since September, as we haven't recorded an episode, past episode five, and since then. And it's mostly because Edward and I are working on 9-1-6 magazine, which is kind of like a local pop culture magazine. - Cool, cool. - Yeah, we launched on Valentine's Day and it's mainly just kind of a hobby when we write, or when we can write, we'll write, but it's not like we're taking a whole lot of time out of our day to do it. - Oh, okay. - Nice. - Way to sound like you're motivated. (laughing) - We do it when we feel like it and we don't feel like doing it, it doesn't get published. It's really no big deal. (laughing) - Well, it's kind of a, since I want it to be a hobby, like I don't want to make it something where I'm working at it. So, like I have now the fraternity, I've got school, I've got work, and so a lot of, and Charlie, of course, and I've got a lot of other things that are kind of coming first right now. So I've got to kind of put that on the back burner. - I like how you put the fraternity in front of the boyfriend. That was good. - Yeah, I totally just didn't have to talk. (laughing) - So, how long have you and Charlie been together? - Well, the last November was our two year anniversary. - Wow, congratulations. - Young love. - We might be in Florida for our three year. - Woo hoo. - Yeah, I've already called Dibs on him. All the other Florida podcasters, I called Dibs on him. - Taylor's heart just skipped a beat to say it out. - Yes. - That wasn't as hard. (laughing) - Viva la France. (laughing) - Yeah, young love, how sweet. - Okay, wow, okay, and that's the voice of bitterness coming through. - Grown dance smells like disappointment and bitterness. (laughing) - Yeah, that was a little taking me aback when Nessa said that to me, but it sounds like denial. I was like, oh, oh, oh. - Speaking of Rameen because you're stupid, I just listened to their latest episode. Apparently, we were talked about a couple of times on there, apparently I'm Nessa's bitch. - Well, we kind of figured that. - They've all claimed different people like in the pot of sphere to be their bitches and I'm apparently Nessa's, and apparently there's a reason why, but the other two were not allowed to say why, and she said if you say why, I'm just gonna edit it out. So apparently there's a story there that I'm not aware of. - And what Taylor doesn't know is that I know the story and he doesn't. - Luke, come. - And he won't tell me. - Luke, call me afterwards, we'll talk. I can torment him for this for days, I'll be fine. - Oh, really? So you've got something that you can torment me about? Okay, 'cause that's funny because they were talking about you on Rameen because you're stupid. - Oh. - And they were saying that, I believe it was Fairy Princess Holly said that in her mind, she sort of pictures you as a young Sally Struthers. (laughing) - I am feeding the children of the world on 49th since the day. Now see, I actually was washing dishes, listening to it, and I actually dropped the tumbler when they said it. - You know, it's kind of funny because I have to go to a 1973 themed birthday party in a couple weeks. Maybe I will go dressed as a Gloria from On The Family. - And Tank will go as Mike. - And Tank will go as me head. - Those were the days. - Exactly. - And you knew who you were then! - Jesus. - Yeah, I was gonna do that part, but I'm not sure how sound her voice is. - Girls with girls and men women. - All I know is that Luke was born after that show was like off the air. - Luke was born the year I think that Tank and I got married. How old are you Luke? - He's seven. - No, no, I graduated from high school in '88 though, so. Jesus. - If I was a crack whore, I could be your mother. (laughing) - If I was a crack whore, I could be your mother. - And we have episode 49's title. (laughing) - I like the "She Out of the If." - Yeah. (laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen, the new permanent co-host. (laughing) - It's my co-while at Mr. Luke Miller. - I think these things just come to me. - You know, just because you make a permanent co-host doesn't mean he's gonna sleep with you. - I'll let you do that. - Wow, okay. And did I say fourth co-host? I'm sorry, I meant third permanent co-host. - Filling in for Rodeon on a permanent basis. Look, Miller, ladies and gentlemen. - Jeez. - I tell you what, so what did you all do today? Anything exciting? - Today, I sat around and did absolutely, actually, that's not true. I, that was first thing in the morning, yes, I masturbated. But then after that, I just kinda laid around because I was sore today. And not in the good way. - You have a good day last night. - When you say I masturbated this morning and then I laid around 'cause I was sore, that's a whole different story. - I was sore, but not in the good way. Yesterday, myself and a bunch of my co-workers volunteered for paint your heart out clear water and we went and painted a house, which I have never done before. Painted the outside of a house. - And do you ever need to do it again? - No. - No. No, I think I'm good. I think now that I've had this experience, it actually wasn't too bad. The weather was beautiful here yesterday morning and that really helped 'cause apparently last year, it was pretty nasty. And it was a single mother with two small children and she was getting out of a really bad marriage and sort of had this big house that she needed to get taken care of. And we painted it, we painted it from brown to green and there was-- - Well, you know, that brown paint, you know, you gotta be careful 'cause you can really get it under your thumbnail. - All right. I haven't told that story in the podcast. (laughing) - I love it. - I told you, I was saving that for today. - You did write that, you did tell me you were gonna write that down and add that in somehow. I'll tell that story in a little bit. - I was gonna say, Luke is kinda like spoiler boy. - I know, I know. And anyway, it ended up being a really good experience and then afterwards they had a big thing down at Coachman Park in downtown Clearwater for all of the different volunteers 'cause there were different volunteers at various houses all over Clearwater and I won a 20, all right one to brunch for two, Sunday brunch for two at Oyster Catchers in Tampa, which is not unlike Oyster Shuckers, which is apparently what you need to get into John Goodman. (laughing) - So that means I get to be eating at Oyster Catchers soon? Yes. - Yes, that was, I already decided that I am taking my best hag for Sunday brunch. - Wait, how are you gonna take Rudy on? I don't understand. - Oh. - What is on my hag? - Bitch. - You're my best hag. - Thank you. - You're my girl. You're my girl. - You're my girl. - But Jenny, you're my girl. (laughing) That for some reason makes Tappy Giggle every time I do it, I'm not sure why. - That quote, and when he does the whistle from Titanic, I could take a life every time. - Jack, Jack. - No, he did the whistle. Yeah. - That's mine. Oh my God, it's so sweet. (laughing) - They're mine. (laughing) - My lips are dry. I can't do it as good as I usually do. Hold on, hold on. (whistles) (whistles)
