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"The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals. And during her tour of the floor, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God!" said the Queen. "This is great, but what is the meaning of these?" The doctor leaving the talk said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you're a lady ship. This man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill the semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and they would almost die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen. On the next floor of the pastor room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob. "They're not gone," said the Queen. "What's happening in the air?" The doctor said, "The same problem, private health plans." You're listening to "Pod is my co-pilot." With Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. ♪♪ You're listening to "Pod is my co-pilot." With a special all Taffy edition, I wish. With your host, Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello? Well, normally after you say Taffy Carlisle Huffington, you say the other people, two people's names. Oh, I thought you guys might want to say your own names. All right, suck me. All right, start it over. No, no, keep going. All right, with your host, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, the forever impregnated Rodin, and the terminally single, "Taylor the Latte Boy." I'm not wearing underwear. I can smell that all the way through my head. As much as I say, someone smells like Dave had sex today. I'm not wearing underwear. Did you have sex today? That means yes. What's everybody doing? Did you have, wait. Wow, wait a throw me under the bus in the first 15 seconds of the podcast. You're the one who said you weren't wearing underwear, and I remember that. I'm trying to save time. Oh, my God. So you had sex today? I may have messed around with somebody today. It will never happen again. Not the hit messing around with someone he met on the same day. Taylor is becoming quite the hot piece of ass around here. He's like, "Taylor the Latte Boy." Please, can I tell the story? Or would you like to tell the story of the date and a half? Date and a half. Please, please, please. Please, can I tell it? The other night. Please, thank you. Okay, we're going to do the short version of this because it's not going to be the "Taylor is a horror edition" of "Pod is my co-pilot." I may have gone out to meet somebody at a bar called Detour, and while they're watching him do bare karaoke, or as I like to call it, "barioke," started talking to somebody else and ended up kind of leaving with him. Wait, you made a detour at Detours? I made a detour. I ended up at Georgie's alibi, where he said he was going to meet his friends but was staring me down the entire time. He was like, "I should go visit my friends at Georgie's now." And I kind of was like, "Oh, well, you know what? It's getting late. I need to go too." And got in my car and met him over there and hung out for a while. And I really like him because he did exactly what I like to do in a gay bar, because you know, stand in the corner and make fun of people. And he's just a nice guy. And he was from out of town, too. So you didn't fuck around? Didn't fuck around. No, he fucked around. He said we just hung out. In the bar, he didn't do me on the pool table or anything. Don't act like that's ever happened. Well, not the tailor. I mean, anyways. That's your life that you're thinking about, Taffy, not mine. You know. When she took on the 121st fleet. Jesus. It was the 8th of the 229th, but thank you. Get it right. Oh, I'm sorry. I was just corrected. 5th of the 229th. Thank you. Tank was there. I was about to say it's always good when your husband came to the rescue like that. Come back me up. Exactly. Exactly. Anyway. So, yeah. But it was fun. And that's only the second time I've done it. The first time I ever went home with a guy from a bar was the infamous episode 20. I love your fat. Well, how did you meet the guy who blew in your ass? That would be manhunt. Yes. The Internet is for porn. Speaking of porn. How are you doing on your lint porn? We were going to talk about lint stuff a little bit later on. Oh, well, can we? I'm doing well with that. Well, good. Speaking of porn and sex and, you know, all things romantic. This week is Valentine's Day. That's right. This week is Valentine's Day. And do anyone have any big plans? Stud. I'm planning on sitting on my couch in my underwear eating ice cream and crying about my life. Oh, that sounds-- So, it's just a typical Thursday night. Rodeon, are you an old spice going to do anything exciting? Old spice. That would be Rodeon would be the old spice in that relationship. Wow, wow, wow. We're not doing anything on Thursday night, but we're getting together next weekend. Oh, that's nice. Yes. So, love is in the air in Monroe. I think it's been too early for love. Sex may be in the air, but not love. You haven't had sex yet? No. He is playing-- You haven't? No, he's-- I love him. He's a bit of a newbie. So, Annie listens to the show, so I won't go too much into detail. But he's a bit of a newbie, so we're taking it slow. Are you his first boyfriend? No. No, we're not like-- He's not that new. He's not brand new. No. Well, Taffy can't tell what she got tank for Valentine's Day because he's in the room. Right. But I remember the story that you were supposed to tell last week. What story was I supposed to tell last week? What you got tank for Valentine's Day? Yeah, I'm not saying that now. You can tell it, though, because you can't hear your version. Okay. So, apparently, Mr. Tank-Coffington has gone to Miss Taffy Carlisle-Huppington and said, "You know, I don't have a recent picture of you, and I would really like one so that I can have it at." So that I can have it at the office at work? No, please let me interject the idea that I hate. Hatred is the word I'm using to have that done. But go ahead. Okay. But Taffy being the, you know, good wife that she is, she decided she was going to do this for her husband. And she had-- What? I can already sense the judgment in your voice as you're getting ready to giggle. Oh, there was judgment from the first 10 seconds you started telling about this. Oh, I know, I know. It's actually-- This is probably the most embarrassing story that you could have ever told about me. This trumps the Bentley, this trumps the Jeep. This is the most embarrassing we go ahead. Oh, okay. So, Miss Taffy had a coupon. And the coupon was for the glamour shots. Oh. Hey, I can assure you it came with a lot of rules. She apparently went in there and said, "There will be no fuzzy lens. There will be no leopard print. There will be no cowboy hats. I will not be holding my collar at any point. There will be no wind blowing up at me. There will not be this. There will not be that. I will be not sitting on a pedestal. I will not hold a rose." That's right. There will be no sequins. There will be no flowers. No umbrellas. To which the girl apparently said, "Why are you here?" To brighten your day. If you don't want your collar flipped up in a picture, what's the point? Thank you. Yeah. I have seen the picture and I've also seen the proofs of the other pictures. They're actually very nice. Some of them are ridiculous, but most of them are actually really nice. She showed me the final product, as it were. It's very, very pretty. Let's see here I thought that choosing a Boudoir picture for his office of her in like a lingerie. That would be a negative. I don't wear underwear in life. I don't wear underwear in life. I don't wear underwear between her teeth. With elbow-length leopard gloves. With a bulldog beside me with a spike collar. Oh god. And eight-inch de leto heels. And the best part about that is it's framed in like a big long frame. Exactly. Because you're laying down. So it's got to be in a big long frame. On a chase lounge. And it's over his desk in his office. So yeah. So that is apparently. So now make sure that Mr. Tank does not listen to this episode until after Valentine's Day. I will make sure. I don't believe he will be since our evenings have been, especially tonight. Oh. Moment to moment getting stuff ready. Oh okay. I thought you're going to say moment to moment. Having sex. Yeah. Fucking getting ready for Valentine's Day. Wow. Oh he's poetic. That's heavy. Carla. Well I will tell you a little story. Okay. Well you know firsthand because you got to see the shrapnel. But Rodan and our listeners haven't heard. But my wedding ring had a little mishap this week past week. What? Yes. Because Tank and I were getting her done in the jacuzzi and I smacked my hand up against the bricks that hit it and it knocked the diamond out. Which I didn't notice until the next morning and Tank, we were throwing, I mean like literally we were going across the bed, we were like okay where were we last night, we were okay we went and checked the jeep, we went and checked, you know we all around the bed, we were checking here, checking there. How many players? All the guys just made had sex. Exactly. Exactly. So we were like looking everywhere until finally he's like okay go out by the pool. So I run out by the pool and I'm like I see nothing because the fountain was on and it was like making the water all ripply and I come back in and I was borderline not quite hysterical but I was getting to the point where I was like you know throwing pillows left and right and he's got all the nightstands moved and checking behind the head board and all this other stuff. And he goes out there sure enough, it's in the bottom of the jacuzzi and he gets in now the jacuzzi had been on the night before and it was nice and warm. I can assure you the next morning it was about 62 degrees. And he went head first into it and he got it, it's amazing because the fountain was on that it didn't suck it into the drain but it was right there. So yes, it's a powerful is your filter because that diamond is about the size of the soft wall. Well and believe it or not that's one of the reasons why it didn't go in is because it was too big for the filter so that was nice. More baby. I know. And my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet's too small for my hundreds I know. But it was, there's all those things where we didn't even realize until the next morning and I woke up and I was like get out of bed and he's like what's wrong I'm like my diamond he's like what so my diamonds the diamonds are gone well are you already for your trip. Sort of yes in fact there has been a request made by the little toughington for you regarding when we return from the trip. Okay. As you know she is having a passport to Paris birthday party the Saturday we get back. So that was all day today was spent filling goody bags and invitations because I wanted to do it before we left and she goes well Taylor is going to be here correct. I said well I don't know you can ask him and she goes um I need him to be a character. And I said we're having a French dinner. What I said he's not going to be Lumiere you know what a character she goes well I need him to be the waiter you know the black and white striped shirt a beret a French accent I said you do realize by asking him that that means you're giving him carte blanche literally and she's like oh no I know she goes my friends love them and I'm like um you still have to be the one that asks him but you know do what you gotta do. So I'm just prepping you that when she gives you the big eyes and asks you can start thinking now the reason why you can't. He is. Why wouldn't I do that? Okay so I get a chance to be a big gay girl in front of a bunch of little tweens who will giggle at everything I say and do. Exactly. Therefore being the center of attention. That's promoting the next generation of hags. Exactly. I'm not. Sure. The only problem is I am on call that weekend. Yes and I know but you'll at least be here and you'll be in the area so if something has to if you have to run off to a death then you'll know just take the berry off and wipe the mind. I am sorry children. Someone's grandmother has passed away. I told I have to go poke z body. I totally think we could put my makeup on you. And then I have to sing my heartful go on. Because you are the greatest singer in the Disney world. But yes we're we're pretty much as ready as we go being more talented than miss again. No we're pretty much I mean we're as ready as we're going to be at this point it's if you don't have what you need when you're over there then you either a don't need it or b will buy it there but the dollar sucks. It's so bad. A hundred dollars will give you forty two pounds oh wow yeah and it's a little better in Paris we're going to be in London for four days and then Paris for four days but Paris is only like forty eight. So when they tell you that the hotel is six hundred euros it's like thirteen hundred dollars. Wow. Yeah that sucks let me tell you but you know no one knew that it was going to be that bad when we booked this back in you know November so whatever. I know what are you going to do. It was in your period. London in Paris with your family. Exactly. Yes in fact I use my Photoshop did you get the picture I sent you. I have not turned on my email all day. Oh I sent you a picture because I learned how to do Photoshop and I actually photoshopped you in front of the Eiffel Tower. Well not photoshopped you making an Eiffel Tower. I have a question okay okay. Last night and Rodin is sort of kind of prepared for this but I you know you're not. Last night at the last minute I decided to go to George's by myself. Clearly since you got today go ahead. No that had nothing to do with what happened today but okay thank you for bringing that up again. I haven't been to a bar bar myself probably since I was about twenty three twenty four. Wow many moons ago. Fuck you. I do not remember a lot about going out then but I just I was very much at a loss as to what to do. I pretty much just danced by myself most the time except at one point on the last time that Rodin was down we talked about a certain drag queen called Stephanie Chappelle who was at George's again really again once again I turned around and I'm literally you know nose to breast with her because she's about seven feet so as I was trying to get away from her she threw her arms up in the air because there was some Whitney Houston song on. Clocked me in the temple with her elbow. Oh my lord. Yeah dry queens have much pointer elbows that you would expect them to. They've been shaped. They filed them to a point. Yeah. And of course it's one of these where I just it's like something out of a movie where I just start to smile at a guy and then have the whole flock on my head and I'm doing the whole you know staggering for a second. So you're a great traveler. Pretty much. Very much. Yeah. He didn't really say anything else to me for actually he didn't say anything to me at all during the question. So what's your question? I don't know how to talk to guys at bars. Well see here's the thing is that when he I am me last night it was all like well no one talked to me and I said Taylor you're 30 something years old. You can have fun in a closet. I can't imagine you needing someone to come up and talk to you first. Actually you know what I take that back I take that back I kind of if you were by yourself I guess I you know what I actually can see that I think if you had a group of people there it would be different but if you were by yourself I can see you being a little standoff. Well it's it's okay I wasn't thinking I was standoffish but well but here's but here's the thing very much of the like okay that guy is kind of cute is does he think I'm cute is he with somebody I don't want to go and start talking to somebody and being embarrassed and or having like the boyfriend all like can I help you and I just was I don't know well but yeah but here's the thing yeah but you know what I didn't talk to people in seventh grade dance because you had to dance with girls and I was one to dance with boys because it's either here or there but I mean here's the thing is that I mean Taylor and I are not petite little flowers and when you go to gay bars I mean you're surrounded by people who are five seven five four well maybe five four is a bit short for a fag but I mean you you're surrounded by people that you know we are you know generally five six eight inches taller than and you can't just wait for one of those little dwarves to come up to you I mean you have to kind of you know well it's always been my knowledge that if you go to a bar and you're by yourself and you see someone who's doing the equivalent of chair dancing or you know dancing with myself that's pretty much a good invitation to walk over and talk to them now if they're sitting in a corner with the drink and on their cell phone probably not the best time to walk up and talk to them exactly but you know you can you can tell when people are you know susceptible to you know hello first off they're in it they're in the bar to begin with and if they're there and they're having a good time and they're you know I think that just walking up and saying I mean you know walking up and saying what a fuck is probably not your best all you know idea well and that I'm in some bars that would work and some bars actually one time years ago that did work with Rodan yeah it did it was a good fuck too but I think that's all you're looking for tonight that night well then more power to you yeah I think the line was actually what you do later tonight was actually the line I use and your answer was writing your face no he was like what do you mean I said we're going home I can tell you the person you need to ask this question and he's in the room but he can't hear you because let me just assure you even now when you go to a bar with him it's ridiculous well there's something if I walked into Georgie's with Tank yeah they'd be all over him that wouldn't do me any good he literally be fighting them off with a stick any bar but yes big stick but no I'm serious you should ask him because he would probably tell you and by the way mr. Tank has lost to a whopping how many pounds twenty five nine years old New Year's Day very cool excellent yes because god forbid I get to be the little one well and the other thing with Taylor in bars marital discord assault is my co-pilot the other thing with bars though is that Taylor has his tendency to look very mean like he gets his life what I don't get that really he does have a stancy too because he's so insecure that he doesn't enjoy himself and relax I'm sitting right here I don't I don't know if I necessarily think that well I've been the only time I've ever seen him make the mean face was you know probably at you I think I have been on the receiving end you know occasionally when I have been known to poke him in the belly or something when he's not pleased well not that mean they say not the I'm a bear I'm gonna maul you face well I think the other mean face he probably not the bear I'm going to maul you face I think his other the other you know like the cinched jaw and the purse lips is probably saved for you know when his face is being rammed into a pillow but for god's sake I'm not Paul Lind I'm just I'm just saying that you don't wait when my face is being rammed into a pillow yeah the clenched jaw the purse lips the easy easy yeah I get that from you but as far as like being out on a bar I don't get the whole menacing not so much menace I don't think he means to come across as menacing I don't think you mean to come across as menacing Taylor I think it's just that he's so he's insecure he's not he's not feeling it he hasn't relaxed yet and so he just kind of looks he's more introspective than kind of his normal big game now now there might be an element of truth to that in that I can see if he's dancing he's doing the did my shirt right up do I need to pull it down am I hot am I sweating I can I can see that a little bit it's true though you know it's true you all make it sound like I'm swinging my fifth grade around taking out whole seas of lesbians around me I was with you the last time and then occasionally picking one up and ripping it and having like drinking it's blood out of it or you know knocking over tables with you know hundreds of glasses on it that happened the last time we were georgies remember that wasn't me though I know you're the one that screamed Mazel top when it happened though but see he doesn't relax like that unless someone else is with him and he can chill and still and that's the thing is though I mean I don't have anybody to go with that's I I just I will totally go to georgies with you not a problem okay that creates a whole new group of problems if you know with me versus yes I know I just it's just very weird but I'm just tired of looking and I'm proud of you for going I'm proud of you for going out by yourself and stepping out of your box and going to the bar by yourself yes I said the exact same thing last night too you know it's good that you went out and you'll relax and you'll be able to chill out a little bit more and you'll make some bar friends you know who you have nothing in common with and you don't talk about anything while you're at the bar except for pointing people in laugh but you know those would be good that's all I need then I might as well just take Taffy with it you know I'll find you a man I'll find you a man at the bar not a problem you'll probably scare them off if you use that tone of words not a problem we'll get you a man like every time I'm out to lunch which is basically five times a week every time we go out to lunch there was at least one person in the restaurant when I go he wants to fuck you is that not true I don't that is absolutely yes yes apparently that's true no you don't want to talk about Jesus we were at a cheesecake factory on when Friday Saturday on a one day was and every other frickin person that walked by us was like doing the up and down stare on him when he was in there and I was like I think you need to come here every week and then why are you not pointing this out to me because I'm just sitting with my chocolate cheesecake because when you have cheesecake in front of you you're in the zone yeah but are you sure then you are then you are missing there that is true I do enjoy a good piece of cheesecake are you sure they're not doing up and looking up and down because he's got like chocolate cheesecake around his lips well it's not a trough for God's sake he does have manners yes no there was there was a ton of boys walking around little twinkie boys as you call them but wrote it Taylor likes the you know good legs good arms slightly mean looking a little shorter than him got something to prove right yes that's why I like short guys because they have something to prove so I saw someone who had in a completely ridiculous and offensive shirt on today which made me get okay well I guess we're done talking about the whole bar thing okay go ahead I'm sorry well I there was there was a lull I'm walking around them and your attention span exactly I have the attention span of a gnat you're kidding me I'm walking around the Michaels today and there is a well if you had been there you would have done your impression of the deer diary you're my best friend yeah so he there's one of those little boys walking around except his shirt says I fuck nuns it was black and in white it was written I fuck nuns did you laugh couldn't get my cell phone out in time to take a picture of it I well first I saw him and I didn't realize what it said because he was kind of turning down another aisle so I purposely made the attempt to walk down the aisle I knew he was in because I knew it said the word fuck on it I shouldn't see what it said and I walked by him and he was standing with I don't know it was either his mother her aunt or somebody it was obviously a maternal figure who was at least 70 so either she can't read or she's in she's a nun or she's the nun I exactly but yes so I thought okay well that's interesting so that's my stupid t-shirt for the day unless you know you're actually fucking nuns and then well it pays to advertise I suppose it is it is hard to find nuns of the mall especially speaking of walls sorry that's okay Taylor's playing with himself can't focus on two things at once I beg your pardon I am not playing with myself do two things at once he can play themself and edit the podcast yeah I have kind of done that I was gonna say yeah I think that's actually that's not true I have never done that I've never done that no no no no no no so next week next week I'm being replaced ah yes you are not talking about that yet oh well if you would like us to stay on a schedule then you better start sending us show notes well because I'm sorry I don't have any show notes therefore I didn't realize there was a schedule there's not a schedule but you're only going to talk about things because you're bitter about the fact that you're not being replaced you are we're having a guest co-host I'm sure she'll be lovely I'm sure she'll be wonderful I look forward to listening to the episode Nessa we love you there did I sound like I mean that meant that did that's on genuine is that that's all right I think we need to do it I can do it again if you want me to sound more genuine yeah next week Nessa will be with us Nessa from we're mean because you're stupid oh yeah that's right I've not had chance to listen to that yet I was actually just listening to the episode before we started taping I'm about halfway through episode three that should be my life first I mean because you're stupid it kind of is your life first it's your mission really it's kind of like your mission statement it is my mission statement Rodin I believe you have a story about the sprout that you were saving for the episode I did I do yeah and you guys stop me if I get to Minnesota but maybe oh trust me we will I'll try to be fast but essentially on Thursday night the sprout called me out and save your speeches till the end because there will be a speech I'm sure what so in other words just turn on microphones on mute now while you're telling the story okay so Thursday night sprout calls me and like an idiot because I see his name pop up my caller ID and I instantly go to panic mode and it's you know from a year and a half of you know every time it calls it's living with a psychopath exactly so what about the mute mode what so what about his mute I promised nothing so there will be color commentary throughout this entire story go ahead Rodin so he calls me right and so you know I'm in panic mode I'm thinking oh my god what's wrong and so he calls me he's like hey can you Tivo survivor for me and I'm like yeah sure and I hang up with him and then I'm sitting there and I spent I spent 45 minutes on the computer trying to figure out how to Tivo survivor for him why would you Tivo survivor he doesn't he live in Florida he does and you can do it through the internet and my computer still hooked up to be able to do it for both boxes both here in Louisiana and Florida that's kind of cool yeah no it is really cool love Tivo but they you know so I'm I said I couldn't get it to work because I just installed this new McAfee virus program whatever and 45 minutes my life I gave up to schedule him survivor and you know what he'd said while you know he's it's because him and Michael and his mom were out to dinner who's Michael his new twink boyfriend oh okay and I'm like okay thanks have fun so you copied survivor for your ex boyfriend why he was on a date with his new twink with his mom yes yes yes I did and I text him and you know what I don't think I need to have commentary on this because I think that story just sort of speaks for itself yeah I I text him right after some told my head it you know schedule for me it's like thanks love you bye and that's that's that was the moment when it clicked in like I've just been used and I that was the moment it clicked in yeah that after like 45 minutes of me trying to figure out how to Tivo survivor in Florida for him was when I clicked it I know glad you had a you had a little epiphany oh so I have a question yeah why did you do that I it was complete just like you know your partner yes you to do something you just kind of do it you don't even think about it I didn't but he isn't your partner I know and I did not even conceptualize why he'd be asked me to do it for him because he knew you would do it I know and that's what makes me angry at myself not at him because he knows he can use me like this this is so nice and not be able to talk I'm not judging I'm just I'm not there's there's very little judgment I'm just asking very little which means there is some yeah well okay can I ask you another question oh absolutely okay so you're how long how long ago do I break up August it's been a while yeah so it's been six months okay so your boyfriend that your ex boyfriend who you don't even live in the same state as for the last six months calls you out of the blue or when's the last time you talked to him last week he's been calling me kind of off and on over the last few weeks to help him with his mental issues which is probably why I went into crisis mode so he calls you and says record survivor you say sure thing babe and he goes on a date and you sit home and try to figure out how to work TiVo yes really yes I know how pathetic is that shit well in Rodin's defense he is mildly retarded sprout let's let's go oh god please let's let's let's go one step further with this did you kind of like the idea that he called you for help you don't know not so much not it's just it's reactionary for me more than I get any kind of satisfaction out of it I used to get that but shouldn't your reaction be for you to be the one getting the satisfaction well yeah I mean I just it was reaction I just I did it on it like instinct or it's just what I do you know and it really bugged me that fact that I still kind of feel that way we're talking with men who love retard with their DVRs you'll be back right after this speaking of and never mind I can't go there what speaking every day something when I'm not really and and that's why I didn't go there because I knew I had both letters but I had nothing to do with retarded and nothing to do with that it had to do with something they're called developmentally disabled that's really kind of inappropriate I thank you I didn't go there now did Taylor by any chance happened to send you a link to a video oh with the four guys no no no that's no that was something on YouTube of four guys lip syncing to Madonna song no yeah they have like five other videos to that I'm talking about I am talking about the fact that I went over to pick Taylor on the house the other day and I he opens the door with this like shitty grin on his face and I said what what he's like you have to go in the office you have to see something oh my god you have to see this I'm like okay I walk in and he pulls up this video and it has I can't tell you it's it's that wrong it's so wrong that after five seconds of the video I knew exactly what was gonna happen to drop drop drop drop it is somebody who has oh yes he told me about it he didn't send it to me oh go ahead I can't even talk about it it's somebody who a wheelchair bound person with cerebral palsy masturbating why would they it is on once again fel monkeys for them actually it's fel monkeys I want to get make sure I get it right it's fel monkeys calm and then they have a link on the side for their blog and it's it's posted there it's an ex-tube video that I was talking to Ricky the other night on instant messenger and he was saying I've got this video I should I don't know if I should post it should I post it should I not post it I'm like go ahead and then he's saying right it's up go look it out and after about 10 seconds I'm like you're going to hell they really work in that whole follow aspect don't they but you know what Ricky's redemption he wrote a poem for tank and I so you know there has to be love somewhere I don't know after the asshole picture it's gonna be hard for him to regain any of his good karma no but that video was I just thought oh no no no no no no no so check it out of fel monkeys yeah hmm how many times would you watch it and be honest I've only the night that I watched it when I was talking to Ricky and then the 10 seconds with you okay and actually the first time I watched it I really just sort of fast forward because I just was like oh I just need to not watch this cuz I feel dirty I it's gonna say yeah that's that's not strong at all hmm and that does not count as porn because why there was nothing sexual especially around because she was all like are you watching an extra video I said technically she's like you're breaking like you're breaking and I'm like after you see this trust me you know you're gonna realize I'm not breaking land so you haven't watched any porn no I have not watched any porn and I have not had Starbucks however last night at the bar without thinking I ordered a ginger rail and then was about halfway through my first sip and then went oh I'm drinking ginger rail I'm going to hell which may be which may be the reason why nobody talked to me because I know I tried ginger rail I'm going to hell in the middle exactly so Rodin have you watched DVDs yes I watched from Dan I watched Barbara with a goony you watch Barbara L.O. oh God I'm sorry and have you watched any biggest loser reruns not only have I not watched any biggest loser reruns but my Jillian Michael daily you know whatever I even have suspended that cuz I figured if they're gonna then they're gonna talk about the episodes and then it's just gonna drive me crazy so nope I haven't done anything what Jillian Michael's thing are you talking about if you're signed up at the biggest loser calm then she sends you it's very much it's very much a daily affirmation thing which I completely give a lot but they always have an exercise for the day so that interests me a lot more and she you don't want to give you a daily affirmation well daily affirmations are stuff like you know today I want you to write down three emotions you have when you're eating and you know do you find that you're eating when you're sad or eating when you're happy or eating when you're bored and you know I don't need any of that my thing is you know teach me how to do the proper lunch that makes me happier so I just scan down to the bottom and I get the bottom of it and they always have really good ideas for ways to exercises around your house well it doesn't look taffy get to the bottom that's me baby which is why she hangs out with me all the time exactly to get to the bottom that's cuz you're a power bottom and taffy's got a big cock yes he does thank you I think she said taffy has a big cock I'm quite positive if I have a man I'd have a big cock I'm not worried about it instead instead you have a big Montana. Speaking of big cocks Rodan did you hear what the widow Carlisle got a big cock what hold on let's give Taylor his moment you took away from Rodan laughing Rodan thought that was funny the big Montana yeah I've been waiting for two weeks to use that so Montana is a euphemism for a fajeen big Montana is the biggest roast beef sandwich they serve an artist it's like a fan of me. Oh my god he's gonna die. Breathe. Breathe better. Breathe I kind of wish he had his opinion. I don't know if I thought it was that funny. I thought it was funny when I thought of it two weeks ago and I've been waiting. He's been sitting on funny all this time it's like an egg that's my life. He has referred to me as the Arby's of a myth before though. Now I'm the big Montana. With extra RBQ sauce. Extra horsie. Okay you're done. You need to take a moment of yourself. No I'm done. You're spent. That made my stomach hurt. Good. That's not nice. The big Montana Montana. Montana Morehead. Good though. From Siaas at Long Island. Hello. Speaking of Montana we got an email from God's Punishing him. Apparently. Hi boys and by boys I mean Rodeon and Kathy. This is Kathy in Montana. Hi Taylor too. I just call him to say I just finished listening to the last episode what 45 maybe I think it was. Very good. Very funny as usual. Last night's that off and I always get strange looks from my co-workers because I listen while I'm working and I work in a very conservative bank and I just can't say you know don't see out loud or I'll get strange looks. So anyway just call to tell you how much I love you guys and you always make me laugh and I appreciate it. Take care. Bye. We got some emails. We got some voicemails. Oh no. We actually have five voicemails. Oh I love it. One of which we talked about a second ago before I started my hacking fit which was Kathy and Kathy in Montana. We also got an email from Brittany in Pennsylvania. Hey Brittany. Hey y'all. Hey y'all. Brittany bitch. Anyway Brittany wants to know about when there will be a return of a character from the show. Previous episodes and who would that be? Hi Taylor it's Kathy and Rodeon. This is Brittany from Pennsylvania. I'm just calling to say I love this show and I was asking if little about that would ever be on it again because she's awesome and I love that episode. I'll keep listening and love you guys forever. Bye. Love a Lafayette has been put in suspended animation. She's in carbonite and perfect carbonation. She's currently on Boba Fett's ship flying through the galaxy. No she's Mrs. Snow. Headed to Jabba the Hutt's house and by Jabba the Hutt we mean John Goodman. No. Lola may be making a return appearance in the future as may Mountain Woman or Drum Rolla Cajun. You never know who's going to pop up on Potters Micropilot. From under the desk. Yes. And give you a Hummer. My look it would be John Goodman. You don't want to put your dick anywhere near that. Thank you. That turns it turns into a man giant when she's around. So who else left us? Who else left us? We also got a message from somebody who sort of disappeared for a while and now is back. Who? That would be Tom from Nashville. Oh good. Yeah. Our Nashville friend. Yeah. Our Nashville friend. That's right. Hey guys at Potters Micropilot. This is Tom from Nashville. Hope that you all are doing quite well. I just left you a message on your website and I want to say that you are one of my favorite podcasts and I hope that I will eventually get the honor of meeting all of you in Florida sometime. So that is my goal sometime in the future. Hopefully near future to do that. Anyway, feel free to stop on my webpage and take a look at my little blurbs and feel free to add your little comments there too. So anyway I look forward as always to your podcast. I think they're awesome and you keep it up. You have frightened my day. You take care. Hugs, kisses and winks and you just take care. See ya. He sort of disappeared for a little while and now he's back checking us out and leaving comments on the blog and you can always go to his blog if you want which is Tom takes on the world.blogspot.com I think if not we'll correct that. We also got an email from actually we got a sound file from Peter in Atlanta. Oh Peter. Who is quickly becoming a new boyfriend of mine. Wait no I played him first. What will Luke say? Peter I hope you don't mind that I'm sleeping around. What will Luke say? Oh Luke. Oh Luke I talked to Luke the other night. Little Luke Miller he's a Taylor love killer. He's a Taylor love killer. Anyway we're not talking about Luke right now we're talking about Peter and Peter brought up the whole idea of the movie club again. Hello Taylor Taffy and Rodan. This is Peter from Atlanta Georgia and I just finished listening to your most recent episode where you suggested doing a movie club. I think that's a wonderful idea. The one thing that concerns me is I'm not sure how often I would go out to see actual theatrical movies because well they're expensive. But on the other hand it would get me off my ass and out into the public somehow so I suppose that's a good thing. Otherwise Taylor don't be concerned. The way I see it you're the founder of the idea so you're the one who has a lot of investment in it and will still be making lots of money and Taffy can be the CEO of the idea which is pretty much you know she runs all the operations and the organization of it because you're too busy masturbating to gay porn like some sort of degenerative. Otherwise I'm still loving your shows and I still can't believe that you did a live action goat-sea viewing. I think that you will go down in the record books as one of the greatest podcasts in history because of that. Talk to you again soon. Peter let me just let you know we're not doing the movie club podcast. I'm just putting my foot down right now if Taffy would like to start a movie club podcast she is more than willing to do she is more than welcome to do so. I will help her every step of the way but I ain't doing it so we might do them. I thought this was all your idea. Yeah it is my idea. Oh he just doesn't want to do it as a podcast he wants to do as a social event so he can get laid out. Well that makes sense. Well it can't be for the witty conversation. It can't be for the what witty conversation. The witty repotty. Anyway and we also got a voicemail from Mr. B but that as always will go at the beginning of our show. He left us another joke as the Queen of England. Okay he does an awesome Queen of England impression on their show and and he does some of the parts as it's a it's a joke about the Queen of England so. So if I get to see her next week I'll be sure and play it for ya. Oh I'm sure she'd appreciate that. I'm sure she would especially considering it's a blowjob but excellent. Queen of England blowjob those things always go together in my mind. I'm sure she's given a blowjob or two in her day. I don't want to think about that. Yeah right maybe she's giving a blowjob right now. Her tears knocking back and forth. Like some sad homecoming Queen. If you'd like to leave us a voicemail you can do so at 206-202-5165. Leave us a review on iTunes too we're on page two we need to move up listeners we count on you. And you know what and you know what's proof that we count on you last Saturday I put a post on the blog saying that we had just had our 15,000th download in one week we went up to 16,000. That is freaking amazing. That is incredible. Actually it's technically it's eight days but we had a thousand downloads of all this well not this episode because you guys haven't heard it yet but a thousand downloads of last week's episode. No no all of the episodes together. Amazing. So people are still going back and we still get one or two new people that are downloading all of the old episodes every just about every single day. So we want to thank you all very much and if this is your first episode listening us go back and listen to some of our older episodes because they're pretty funny. Yeah we love your fat. What did you say we love you? I said we love your fat. We love your fat. Yeah and as always we love your fat. We love your mask. I love your mask. This is all done now we've done that joke before. I'm going to do that joke again. Well I was going to try and work the word genius into some conversation that we had tonight because that was going to be my hint to Ricky that I got laid. Okay well I can work it in if you want to cut that out. The genius bar at the Apple Store. Yeah. That's exactly that. That's exactly what I was going to work in. I was going to get you to talk about that. Really you think you need to hint now that you got laid? No well exactly. I'm going down my list of things that I wanted to talk about and that was one of them. Oh then we don't have to then if you think he knows. Yes well he pretty much does know because we talked about it for the first two minutes of the. Well that's true. Anyway. I guess that's pretty much it. We're at about 50 minutes. Yeah. So and I'm not going to get to edit this until probably tomorrow sometime because I'm actually working on Monday. Yes but we're still having dinner tomorrow night, correct? No. How many times have you asked me that? Well but are you afraid he's going to? I'm not afraid. How many times have you asked me that? Tonight this is the first time. Tonight this is the first time but how many times before this have you asked me that? Twice. Try higher. Well I'm sorry that I'm being courteous towards your schedule. I assure you that can change. Yeah right. I'm thinking. I'm thinking this trip to. You have to be like you telling you yes we're going to have dinner. You forget your name. I'm thinking that this trip to Europe is probably a good thing because I think you guys get a time apart. No I'm going the way it's going to be it's going to be dreadful. I mean the trip will be lovely but. I was going to say thanks probably look at you right now going what? It's going to be dreadful. I have to spend time with my family and my husband. No are you kidding? I really can't wait. That's that's like the best part of vacation. Yeah. But we would know. I still I still will miss the tailor but he's going to come over and check on our kitty cats. Where's people? Yeah. Yeah I'm going to check on the cats. Sure. He's going to look at my pussies. Wow. Oh no. Now apparently I have to name Montana but I don't know. The big Montana big Montana yes thank you. You're a mess. Big as roast beef and. That's just gross. But you know what the best part is the next episode she's on she'll figure out a way to work in the words big Montana. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. No let me just tell you something. Never better be a map of Montana as the cover art for the spring episode. Because I can assure you that my Montana is here for your pleasure. Oh my god. That could be the name of the episode. Yeah we don't necessarily have a good episode of the name as we're going. Oh no the big Montana trust me. No why would you say hit stop now. No can I hit stop. Why? I thought we were done. Because she's got. We haven't given all of the information. And we haven't said our listeners yet. Wow. Wow. Yeah you guys need some therapy. Oh Jesus please. You can be our friend at my space. Go to myspace.com/potismicopilot this is our blog. Potismicopilot.com as always you can email us at potismicopilot.gmail.com. Or you can call us on our listener line which is 206-202-5165. Plus you can also be our friend on our Facebook group okay so I love potismicopilot. And if you're a listener and you have the ability to send us emails please send us a picture this week of you enjoying the big Montana at your local obese. That's a fabulous idea. That's a wonderful. You take a picture of you eating a big Montana and I want your mouth right in the middle of it. Okay you know what the first person who sends us a picture of them eating a big Montana will be episode 47's cover art. I think that's brilliant. Yeah I think that's a great idea. Way to turn it around. Thank you. Way to own your big Montana. I'm turning the beef around. Way to own your big Montana. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Well that's it. This is Taylor. I'm done. And Rodan. And the big Montana. Oh my god. That's right everybody. Bye bye. I wasn't saying goodbye to the two you know that. We were saying goodbye listeners. We just don't like it was last word apparently. Okay. Oh okay well I guess Tappy hung up. She just told us she converting. She's converting. Are you still recording Rodan? Yeah. All right now she's turned it off. So what do we want to say about her? She can't say anything. I don't know. I guess we should be good. Yes we should. All right. Bye everybody. Bye. Big Montana dot com. I'm thinking Arby's. He was. Oh. (upbeat music) (mouse clicking)
