What the f*cking f*ck do you mean I f*cking didn't drop the f*cking ebb on these f*ckers? This is Kathy in Montana. Love you! Bye! You're listening to "Pod is my co-pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and welcome to episode 44 of "Pod is my co-pilot." We have guests in the house tonight. Let's start off with the regulars. As always, I am joined by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. I'm looking at you and thinking of myself. I don't know what that means. And Rodan. Hi, I can't follow that up with funny. Oh my gosh, I'm still kind of stunned. Yeah, because you can always follow things up with funny. Anyway, we also have from there are some who call me Tim and go. What is it? Go rainbowradio.com. That would be it. That's real nice. I f*ck up the plug. Good job, Taylor. Yes, as always. You can give her. Yes, I'm a giver. We have Tim Kormal tonight. Hello. Hello, you. And also we have Ron Prada Soho. You got it. Okay. Yeah, Ron is just going to talk to me. I've decided after we're done taping this, I think I'm just going to set a track and he can just talk to me and I can play it every night before I go. I think it could be my bedtime story. That works for me. In other words, Taffy is wet. Oh. Slightly moist, maybe, but not actual. One minute in and we've already got a title for episode 44. So Tim, tell us a little bit about your shows because you have two podcasts. I do, I do. Well, my music show is Go Rainbow Radio. Been doing it for about a year and a half, a little over a year and a half, I guess. And then my personal journal is there are some who call me Tim. And that's just kind of a just chatting about shooting the shit, you know, kind of thing. Shooting the shit eloquent, as always. And some videos and crazy stuff. And that's a lot of editing to do on a weekly basis. Yeah. Well, it's about once a week. And you've had some pretty high profile people in your show. Yeah, actually I have had quite a number. So he's never had Taylor and Taffy, so they can't be that high profile. Well, there we go. He's had RuPaul on a show. It's pretty much the same thing as having you and I. Please. I'm a big giant drag queen. Get real. Taffy is a big black drag queen. We all know that. Thank you. Exactly. She's a big black drag queen. I do. I do. I will tell you though that I do covet something that Mr. Cormor all happens to own and possess. And what would that be? His washer and dryer. Oh, yes. Yes, you like the washer and dryer, right? It is fabulous. It truly is fabulous. I let me tell you something. I actually every time I go to any appliance store and they have that set, I secretly lick them and don't tell anyone. I walk by them and I stroke. I stroke them lovingly and lick them because I just they're fabulous. I think I have, yes, drilled over them on several occasions. It's so funny because what happened was our old dryer died and it wasn't worth replacing and they were like, well, you need to buy a new one and we have to have a stackable to fit in the closet. So I went to the store and I was like, look, no, this is cheap plastic. This is cheap plastic. I don't like this. I don't like this. Oh, well, $3,000 later. You know, this is stainless steel. Well, I have the washer. I didn't buy the set. I have the washer, but you have like the burgundy one, don't you? The red one. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You saw that on my video. I take it. Doing it. She's been in your house. She's very thorough when she does research for a show. She's kind of that he likes to put Nutella on bread. Yes. She's got the spike in. That's right. So sorry. Yeah. And now it's quiet. No, it's quiet. My god. Five minutes in. We run out of things to talk about. I have something to talk about and I have you to blame for it, Miss Taffy. Please tell me it's what happened this afternoon. Yes, it is what happened this afternoon. What happened this afternoon? I'm getting ready to tell you that I'm getting ready to share a story, Rodan, back off. I go. I have a lot of errands I have to run today and I knew that Taffy was going to be taping this episode on a new computer and she had expressed that she had been a little nervous about some of the things that needed to get done and she wasn't sure how to do things. And by expressed, I was nervous. That means I screamed. I don't know what I'm doing. The computer is going to hate me. He's like, shut up. So I said, I will head over and, you know, thinking it would only be, you know, 15 minutes tops, which is bullshit. Yeah. Three hours later, I'm still there hanging out and she's saying, why don't you just stay for dinner? So I am talking to the littleest Huffington as I often do outside while she is on a trampoline. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Cut to three minutes later, me bouncing up and down on a trampoline. Oh, yeah. Now my question is, I think everybody here has actually seen me probably on our Facebook group. I am not a petite person. You are a petite little thing. Come on now. I was a little nervous, but I managed to do it. And of course, Taffy was right there with a camera, so there are horrible pictures of me. I thought the pictures were really good. Yeah. My fifth grader pops out in about nine of the time. But the look on your face is you're happy. You look like you're excited that you're doing something that you don't normally do. It was a lot of fun. And it was a hell of a workout, too. I mean, I was only on it for what, like 15 minutes. Yeah. And I was, you know, breathing and heavy and it was all sweaty and, you know, it was, it was pretty, I'm sure. Again, why was this not taking place on my face? Trust me, I would gladly jump up and down on your face. Oh, wow. Be heard in your first. With steel toed boots on. Where does the rage come from? Where does the rage come from? Someone's being abusive to the sugar mama. Yeah. Excuse me, I prefer sugar teat. I suck the sugar from the sugar teat often. You suckle from the power teat. Is that what you just said? I just said I suckle from the sugar teat. Yeah, I like power teat better. Okay. Power teat. That's your new name. You're no longer Taffy. You're not. Anyway, that can be our superhero names. Power teat and power bottom. Sugar teat and power bottom sounds better. Yeah. And you know what? Right now, Tim is going, why did we agree to be? If we just sit here and quietly, we can, you know, tend to our knit and no one will ever know. I have one question about this whole trampoline scenario. Now, did Taffy lend you a cotelian dress? No. I could suggest that. I could suggest it though. Thank you. Go put on a dress. I'm like, okay, first of all, I couldn't get one of those around my thigh. Secondly, no. So at one point, I am getting some pretty good air. You know, would you agree? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was pretty, you know, and I was very nervous. And at one point, when I came down, I sort of came down on the tops of my toes. So it's sort of where my toe meets the top of my foot. Uh-oh. Yeah. I'm already starting to bruise. Uh-oh. Oh, he knocked the wind out of himself at one point because he did like a belly flop. Oh, no. He's trying to abort the fifth grader. I bet that was loud. Rodan, Rodan, I'll send you the pictures. Don't worry. The fact that I will probably post a couple of the pictures on the Facebook group. So if you want to see what I look like four feet in the air with my legs up over my head, you can... Which is just a typical Saturday night. I was just going to say exactly. I don't know. That's Friday night. Don't forget it. Saturday night's his home is night to rest. All right, there's no need to be telling all my business. So thank you. So yeah, so that was my big afternoon. And then I had cheeseburgers and corn on the cob and brownie cookies at Miss Huffington's house. Highfalutin dining. Yeah. She sent me home with cookies that are, you know, shockingly already gone. Here in, you know, the armpit of the world, notice Florida, today was one of those rare, you only get three a year, perfect days where it was like 65 and not a cloud in the sky and everything was sunny. So it was like, I think we should grill out and eat outside. But then by the time dinner was over, it was like, you know, 50. And we're all sitting out there like shivering as we're eating burgers and, you know, the little something comes like, I want to have dessert outside and we're all like, no, no. And she wanted ice cream, I'm sure. Actually, she had ice cream and was here. So yes, you're right. Yeah. Now when I walk to the pugs tonight, I could actually see my breath. It's glorious. So, and of course, so, you know, the one opportunity that I get to wear, you know, a sweatshirt walking the dogs. No, I'm still in the clothes that I had on, you know, when I was at your house, which is jeans and a t-shirt, freezing my ass off, seeing my breath. Well, there's like, I could have an a hoodie right now. Well, it is a it is a chilly 37 here in DC this evening. Oh, yeah, that's about what it is here at Monroe as well. Oh, that sucks. And I am so over the cold. You have no idea. I'm just I'm done with shivering. I'm just done. That's because you're a big plus. Yeah, I know. You need to get laid more. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. Don't tell us. Tell Goony Spice. Yeah, let's hear a little bit about what's the latest with Mr. Goony Spice. Goony and I went out on Wednesday for Mexican, which always leads to good making out. And anal. Exactly. Because the fried green screams anal to me. So I love eating greasy Mexican food and then see Ellen stick it in. Rim me now. I can taste the power. So we did Mexican and Best Buy because I can't have a date without going to Best Buy, apparently. And then yesterday we went to a museum, which is very nice, which I am very impressed that you did something like went to a museum. It was a sex toy museum. But the fact is the word museum was used in describing the date. So is there a museum in Monroe? No, it's in Shreveport and they have a whole confederacy wing talking about like the great confederate generals. And we're surprised about this because I'm like, who are these people? And he's like explaining to me. I'm like, okay, that's good enough for me. I'm good. That's all I need to know. I was going to tell you, we went to the American art, the American History Museum, or actually the American Art Museum here in Washington DC. It's part of the Smithsonian with a couple of friends of ours. And we walked up and they had the piano that was in the White House. What, who was that? Truman. In Truman. And it was painted blue with all these clouds. And and it had like all these angels and all this stuff on it and gold gilding. And my friend leaned over and he goes, looks like the inside of a faggot's casket to me. Nice. Nice. When you were talking about the painting, you know, the painting of the people on the piano, the only thing that was going through my head is, why is the Channel 4 News team on the front of this piano? What's that from? Taffy. Anchorman. No. What? That's from Designing Women. When Bernice buys the piano that has the Beatles painted on the front of it, they all say that it looks like the Channel 4 News team. I never cared for Bernice. Oh, I thought she was funny. Yeah, the whole episode I liked that was when she wore the tree skirt as a skirt. Because even the trees will drop their skirts. So, again, so have you have you actually gotten busy with the drag queen yet? The drag queen. Nice. Nice. Yeah. You haven't been to the video. You haven't seen our video on the blog yet, I guess. Which one? Yes, I have, actually. That's why I said that. No, I was talking to Tim and which which video was that? The Shira video. Oh, oh, no, I haven't seen that one. I saw the, I saw the super friends win. That really, that really isn't Goodney Spice is it though. What? No, that's not Goodney Spice. Okay. Oh my God. Did you really think that was him? I was a little concerned. I was a little worried. I was more worried thinking of the fact that it could have actually been Rodan. Oh, no. No, because that Shira didn't have any hips. Exactly. Yeah. And you would know my childbirth and hips a mile away. He would be excellent for breeding. No, so we went to dinner at some place in Shira Ford and then went to go see Cloverfield, which is very good, even if it makes your head hurt. And then we went out for heavy, then we went back to this place for heavy petting. Now, when you say it's good, every person, every person I've heard from says that Cloverfield is horrible. It's not horrible. I mean, it's really good, but you have to kind of know that there's not going to be a payoff. I think the Taylor's actually I thought you were going to go see it tomorrow. That was the plan for me to go see it tomorrow. But apparently, according to Rodan, I won't go see that. Well, because he doesn't go see horror movies and Cloverfield's very much a horror movie. No, when you say a horror movie, is it monsters attacking buildings or is it things that jump out at you and hide in the shadows? It's kind of like things hiding in the shadow. It's more suspense horror, but normally Taylor's not all about that. So he hangs out with me, though, and I'm a suspenseful horror. Yeah, because she's constantly coming up behind me and like tweaking my nipple or grabbing my belly or grabbing my butt and all these are. So I am constantly, you know, you know, I do not do that as often as you wish I did. No, but last night at the party, all of a sudden, the hand reaches up under the front of my shirt and she pats my belly. That didn't happen. Yeah, that didn't happen. Well, I was good at what was my response. I got right up at her face. I'm like, you get one of those. And that was it. My thought process, when he said that about tapping monster movies, I was thinking, so you never know what's going to come out of the bush. Good Lord. Well, I think we have a title for emphasis. You never know what's going to come out of the bush? Do you know who missed the party last night? John Goodman, because we had a party before. And actually, I introduced the name of this character on It's Not Us It's You character, our friend from the girl characters in my head now. And that would be Frodo LaRue. Frodo LaRue, really? The Shire Horror. Yeah, she is, she's a wonderful, we adore her and she's kind of built like a hobbit though. And she's not kind of built like a hobbit. She is built like a hobbit. She's about five foot two. And by five foot two, I mean three foot four. And she's got like the, you know, the short curly, like Jufro type hair, like, you know, like all the hobbit head and the Lord of the Ring movies and everything and glasses. And glasses. Well, yeah, but I don't know. Anyway, so I'm still laughing at Jufro. Well, at one point, when we were in Orlando, we actually held Bilbo Baggins at her. I'm gonna tell the other story. So, you know, which then it just kind of stuck. And we were constantly, you know, saying things like she's all the time saying, you know, I must find the ring. I must find the ring. Well, at one point, we're in the pool at the hotel during one of our Orlando trips. And Taffy realizes that she's lost, you know, was that was that your wedding ring? No, it was my diamond pinky ring. And Frodo found it. It was and she comes like flying up out of the water with it in her hand and we're like, oh, and then we'll say her real name found the ring. And then we both looked at the wind. Frodo found the ring. Yeah. Wait, your diamond pinky ring. Shut up. I have a diamond cock ring. As well, you should. Well, God bless you. But my diamond pinky ring is the same size as your. Oh, you're evil. I think that gets, I think that gets you back for the Bush comment you made about and I think so. And I can report that that would be accurate. But anyway, evil pitch. Yeah, well, guilty. All right, so I have to tell my story now, the story that I talked about on the blog. God, we're not even to Minneapolis yet. I tried to explain the whole Minneapolis thing to Goony and he just had to listen to the episode and now he understands. Yeah. Does he enjoy the pot as my co-pilot? Oh, yeah, the long the long silence says not so much. I was talking into mute. That was my problem. Yeah, no, he's listening to like all the episodes. So well, he can hear you. He just can't talk back when you know you're talking into a mute. Hi, Goony. Once you go black, you never go back. Spoken like a strong black woman. Exactly. Yeah, thank you. I'm the Shaka Khan of podcast. She's black and beautiful. That's right. Because she, have you seen Shaka Khan? I'm the Pam Greer of bot. She's every woman. It's all in me. It's all in you, which hello. But, uh, no, you're a fucking story. Um, I stopped earlier this week at Publix, which for those of you who are not from the South Publix is a supermarket chain that's like Kroger's. Okay, like Kroger's. And, um, I've been listening to what? I said like Kroger's, but nice. I like Kroger's when I've been in Kroger's up. Anyway, I go in and I had been, I got my little shopping bags that Lola Lafayette gave all of us for Christmas, which I love very much. And I'm walking around this. I've been listening to the radio before I came into the store. So I'm walking around and I sort of got that feeling of that people were kind of looking at me, but I didn't quite know why. Were you naked? No, yes. I was naked walking around Publix. Thank you. You know, so then I do the whole thing of where I'm okay. You know, is my hair okay? So I'm sort of like brushing my fingers through my hair and then I'm thinking, oh my God, is my zipper down? You know, and I'm, I'm all like, you know, distracted and everything. So I get the things that I need and I'm standing in line. And I noticed that the cashier, as I'm ringing things out, the cashier are staring at me. And it wasn't until that moment. Now I've been in the supermarket for about 10 minutes that I realized the whole time I've been walking around the supermarket, I've been going, give me more, give me more. Oh, my breath. So I'm singing Britney Spears. That's a cry for help. But I'm doing it and just like, we are like, baby. So you're a curtsy alley on fat actress? Yeah. I need a little baby car from my peeps, little tiny peeps. I, so then I, the only thing I could think of, because she's looking at me with this weird look on her face, and then I realized what I'm doing, so I stopped. And I said, with everything, I'm like, can you hear that? Were you doing the dance goes along with it too? No, I wasn't, I wasn't doing the dance, but she sort of went, um, yeah, I can hear you singing Britney Spears. I was all like, I was in the car when I was pulling in and I realized I was doing it. I was more, and the more I was getting flustered, and this is like some 15 year old girl. She was hysterical. Nice. She was just like, I'll just put my stuff on my bag. Now I beg my own stuff. Thank you. Walked out. She was like, you have a real nice night. And I said, thank you too. And I think she was just shocked that you were actually listening to Britney Spears in your car. No, that's just it. I wasn't even, it was, I was on listening to Howard Stern, and Howard Stern was talking about Britney Spears. So it wasn't even that I had the song. It was, you know, as Taylor grabs a poll on his way out of publics, go give me more. Give me more. So you've been coaching shopping with him. Yeah. Yes. Yes. That was, that was, I tend to, if there's a song on that I like, I dance in publics. I don't care. So he's completely ruining the song buttons for me. Yes. Yes. Probably because I, you know, climb on off oars, you know, crawling around and then take the maple syrup and throw it. And that's why I'm not allowed back at Windix. Apparently there's, I'm on a list. There's rules about that. I would think that Windix he'd be okay with that. They frown at that at the cash and carry. Again, right now our guest host are going, why are we doing because we love you. That's it. Aw. Thank you. So what's new with you guys? Excuse me. I was going to clarify when they said I love you, they meant me. And by me, they meant Taylor. What? I think you're, I don't know. Taffy, I totally heard that Taylor and I were optional this week. So Tim, Tim, let's play a game. It's called if, if Taylor and I were both bitten by a snake and you only had one snake bite kit, who would you give it to? Keep in mind that if you kill me, she doesn't know how to do a podcast. I'm going to leave your mind. I'm going to let Ron answer that one. Taylor is afraid of me. Keep in mind that all she'd have to do is squirt at one of the snakes and it would run away. So she would be a fan, right? Now see, I didn't get ugly. Join them next week when Rodan and Tim have a lovely play. Well, and their photo art is Armand shots. I have to say, I think that Ron and Taffy, I think you and Ron were separated at birth somewhere because you're so much alike. So he's a glorious and wonderful person, brimming with personality and talent. Wait, Ron is a black, dry queen too? Only if there's a Bob Mackie gone involved. Did I tell you? Little Jimmy Choo, come on. Thank you. So how long have you guys been together? 12 years. And how did you meet? Oh my god, let me tell you that was a funny story. I was actually coming back from the beach after having just broken up with this horrible mess that I was dating for about six months. You dated Rodan. Oh, wow, wow. I'll just say sprout, but thanks God. I said Rodan's ex. That's what I said. Oh, I said Rodan. Anyway, so what happened was I had these two friends who no longer live in Washington, they've moved away, but we used to always meet at this one little bar on the sunny nights for happy hour. So I came back from the beach and so the ex, well, I wouldn't really call him an ex, but he followed me to the bar. And so we came in and now now these. You mean the trick followed you to the bar? Yeah, these friends actually had met Ron the week before and they said, oh, you know, we actually turned out Ron and I worked at the same place, but we didn't know each other at the time because we were in different buildings and he was like, oh, you have to come meet him, blah, blah, blah. And actually my friend might try to pick him up and he was like, not interested. So so he so I showed up and he showed up and then here comes the ex and trailing behind me and we were all just kind of ignoring him like he didn't exist. And next thing you know, Rod and I are leaving together and pretty much 12 years later. There you go. Wow. It was the little red the great American love story. So you guys passed the whole seven years thing. I don't think I know a gay couple that's passed like the seven eight year hurdle. Oh, yeah. There's plenty of them. You knew too. You knew you and your boyfriend and me and my boyfriend. Well, no, I mean, to hit the whole past eight years thing. Right. Michael and Kevin from Cute Cats. Michael and Kevin have been together for almost 20 years. Yeah. Well, see, I, unlike you guys, haven't officially met Michael and Kevin outside podcasting. Yeah. And it's going to stay there. Hi, Michael. I love you. Hi, Kevin. Michael and Mr. B are fabulous. I got to meet them. When did you meet them? I met them. Let's see. Well, I met them at Podcamp, New York with the listener, meet and greet last April. And then Michael, when he stayed with Mr. Archer, we did a podcast together. Oh, that's right. You were on that. You guys were on that episode together. So we were all sitting around the table having a good time. Okay. Okay. You have to back up Podcamp. Podcamp. Yeah. It's a podcasting conference for podcasters. It's free and they have them all over the world. But they haven't had one in Florida yet. They talked about doing one in Miami, but I think it fell through. Yeah. I mean, we should totally be the hosts of Podcamp and we could dress up like the characters and Adam's family values. That'll be awesome. Well, you could do Podcamp, Podcamp, Podcamp Disney. Yeah. That's an awesome idea, actually. Well, we're kind of going out when we go to Gay Days. So yeah, I think we should have a listener meet and greet we were talking about maybe coming down. For Gay Days? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. They're going to, it's going to be us and Q cast and foul monkeys and other shows that I don't know about and none of them really know this yet, but that's that we've decided that they're all coming. So. No, Gay Days at Disney, do they have like a, I'm not making fun. I'm asking an actual question. For Gay Days at Disney, do they have a gay parade? Well, every parade is a gay parade. Thank you. So there's no chance that we're going to be like, you know, riding on a float with goofy and Pluto or anything. No. And they have rainbow t-shirts on. Well, at least not at Disney World, but maybe at Parliament House later that night. That is a scary place, I will say. Goodness. Parliament House is pretty much on the corner of Faggot and Cox House. Yeah. John Goodman's address. And you better have condoms on your shoes when you walk in. Yeah. Pretty much. Oh, no. John Goodman lives on the corner, a syphilis and dill. Nice. Yeah. I want to go to Parliament House the last time that we were in Orlando if I remember correctly and no one would take me there. Oh, trust me. Well, that's because most of them were afraid to go to Parliament House. Yeah. They were afraid that I would take over. Hello, boys. Look, it's a big black drag. Yeah, as the guy looks, as the it's RuPaul, as three guys look up from the bar after their 20th beers of smoking cigarettes ago. Oh, God. That's that's pretty much. Hey. I've only been to Parliament House once, and that was with Rodin after a gay days. And we were there for what? 10 minutes? Yeah. It wasn't nearly as much fun as it was when I went to high school. Oh, my God. And now it's time for another charming nostalgic filled story for Dan's youth. I remember the first time I got double teamed. There's any room smelled of cigarettes in Drakkar, noir. If there's any place for that to happen, it would be the Parliament House. Family Matters was playing in the background. -I imagine it's like the Wonder Years episode, the guy for the Wonder Years. -Yeah. -And Rodan is played by Fred Savage. -Oh. -Fred Savage is hot. -Fred Savage is very hot. -I'm very cute with that. -Do they still do the thing where people leave their doors open if they're interested and people wander into the rooms and stuff? -How can he bingo? -Yes. -Yes, see that one. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This place is like pleasure palace and that people have sex there? -Oh. -Oh. -Yes, darling. -Yes. -Yeah. -Oh. I thought it was like a bar. -Well, it is. It's like the resort. It's like the suncoast resort was closed. -Oh, I thought it was like Georgies. -No. -There's a bar. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean there was a chance that if I went there, I would get to see gay sex? -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. -When I was like 18, I saw plenty of bears and leather queens having sex, which at the time really disturbed me. -And now he can't get enough of it. -I was going to say, and now it's, you know, four times on Tuesday. -It's a way of life. [laughter] -So, if you had to pick a fetish that you think you'd be the most interested in, which one would it be? -Oh, oh, before you answer that question, I heard of a new one. Okay. I was on, and this one involves me. -Okay. I was on the bear for one one. What, what, what, what? Everybody's talking. What? -Go ahead. -I was on bear for one one the other night, and I was talking to a former coworker of mine who apparently has kind of a big crush on me, which, you know, not going to happen, but anyway. And he says out of nowhere, he's like, "Can I tell you about a fetish that I have?" and I'm like, "Sure." I still, I still know mutual friends of ours. I'd be happy to tell them about this video. So, he says, "I kind of get off when watching guys sneeze." -What? -What? -What? -What? -That turns me on, and it's just something about these like little mini releases. They're kind of like little orgasms that the guy has, and I remember one time I was in a meeting with you, and you sneeze, and I had to adjust myself. -Oh, my God, Pepper in his hand! -Really? -I was just like... -Does he walk around with Pepper in his hand? [laughter] -I said, "So, I guess this means, you know, when you go..." And then he was all like, "We have to totally meet sometime." I said, "I'll be sure to shove Pepper up my nose, you know, right as I go to, you know, shake your hand." And he just thought that was great. -It's cold and flu season. -Yes. -So, he's walking around with a boner for cold and cold and flu season. [laughter] -Well... -I thought you were going to tell me that he listened to the Manhattan transfer. [laughter] -Oh. -No, he doesn't know anything about... Actually, he... Shit, have I told him about the podcast? -Mmm. -Oh, shit. -Oh, shit. -No, because I don't tell anybody at work about it, except for a few people that I'm good friends with. So, I wouldn't have told him about that. -Well, I just wanted to add that Taffy Carlisle Huffington has the quote, I think, of last year in podcasting memory. And that would be, we were writing up to Pennsylvania for Thanksgiving, and at the end of the show, Taffy said, "Nothing says Thanksgiving like Bukaki on the turkey." [laughter] -We almost... We like both... -Taffy holidays. -...first out laughing so loud. [laughter] -Where in Pennsylvania are you from? -Where you... Actually, Ron is from Pennsylvania. -Actually, from Johnston. -Is that north or south? -That is south-western Pennsylvania. -About an hour from Pittsburgh. -Right. -Oh, you're from that side. -That side, yes. -I went to school at Elizabethtown for a summer session. -I was gonna say, so I have an assignment from Miss Taffy. -Oh, God. -I have a new term that I just learned about through another podcaster that you have to figure out what it is, and I want to hear your reaction on the next show. [laughter] -It's... -Okay. -It's a goat-see. -Spell it. Like goat? -Like, G-O-A-T-S-E. -I don't know, but I don't necessarily know if I want it. [laughter] -I didn't have to say what it is. [laughter] -Alright, I am going to UrbanDictionary.com. -It's on... You'll find it on Wikipedia, but if you just go to... Well, Taffy, you have Xtuber. [laughter] -Ooh, well... -Alright, I'm going to Wikipedia then, because you're saying it's there. -Oh, who's this cute guy on Adam Brad? [laughter] -A goat-see. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to just think if I can even imagine what it means. I swear I'm not looking anything up. Does it involve something like... I hate to use this word, but milking something? -No. [laughter] -I'm thinking, I'm thinking. -Yeah, I'm kind of the same place. I'm like, "I have no idea what I have to do with." -I think of a goat, you know, maybe... You know, let's get to Ramen. I'm just trying to... -And you're sheenie. -And you're sheenie Easton in Prince. Yes, I realize. -I think that next time I have a date. -Sheenie Easton! [laughter] -Wait, what was that, Taylor? -From You Got the Luck! Let's get to Ramen! -I think I'll watch out! [laughter] -You show-do-do-fit-cooking in my book! [laughter] -Is this jammin'? -Yobody-hectus-lammin'? -It's love is good. -Let's get to Ramen! [laughter] -Thank you! -You're all weekend. -You got the look! [laughter] -Brothers and sisters. Boys and girls in the world, series of love. -We should totally go with them for Halloween. [laughter] -Oh, God. -If my computer is- -No, okay, what does "Dorcee" mean? Try to be crazy. -All right, G-O-A-T-S-E. -Yes. -Is that a phrase? -My true song. -She's looking at porn. -G-O-A-T-S-E. -Okay, so it's not what it- Wait. -He's gonna be- -He's gonna be- -He's gonna be- -He's gonna be- -I didn't even hear it. What was it? -He was gaping his feet of simmets. -Huh? -Okay, you need to just explain- -Okay. -Read off the page. -Is it- it's G-O-A-T-S-E. -Yes. -Okay. Goatee.C-X was an infamous internet shock site that became well known among variant internet forums because of trolls who posted links in order to shock other forum readers. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus open to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand and the inside of his rectum clearly visible. -Oh, nasty. -Is that like one of those things when they do like the orange, like, safety cone, that idea? -No, I still have to show you that profile on gay.com. [laughter] -But isn't- I mean, now, I'm being serious. I'm asking a real question. I know that I embrace the gays, but I still have lots of questions. But if you did that, I mean, couldn't you, like, really tear something that could, like, be vital to the whole gay sex idea? -Well, it just pretty much means that you're being a classmate back from age 40. [laughter] -Or you have to have a drawstring put in. [laughter] -Honey, where did I get lose my keys? Never mind. Hold on a second. -Oh, good. God. -All I have is a 20. That's okay. I'll make change. [laughter] -Sometimes I feel like that after tank, but, well, never mind. -Oh. -That's- -There is an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it is stretching his anus. [laughter] -Is this a website? -Oh, I don't know. I looked it up and closed it. I went, "Oh, no." [laughter] -Because I had to look at all of see what it was myself. [gasping] -Do not go to the official site. [laughter] -Isitgoatsy.com? -I can't even talk. [laughter] -You can open it up. -I could not click the X quick enough to get an ice cream. -It's cold. -You have to go to the official site. -Wait, what? -My hands are still over my eyes. [laughter] -That is the most I can't even talk about. -Where- -How did you- -I will send you the link. [laughter] -Thank you. -Oh, good. -Did you open it? [laughter] -Oh, my God. -Okay, I'm trying to get to the site now. -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. -You don't want to. I'm telling you. [laughter] -The tailor might be through it. -Oh, God. -That was Taylor actually gagging. [laughter] -Oh, my God. -I can never open that up again. [laughter] -But now it's on your history so the little something can find it now. [laughter] -I'm just thinking that. -Oh, my God. -Oh, please. That's on her regular history. [laughter] -That's her home page. -Well, apparently it's so bad that Comcast has disabled it. I can't even know if I wanted to. -I went to a mirror site. -I think that I actually can feel my throat closing. [laughter] -Yeah, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth right now. -I think- -Okay, I have a question though. I was trying to do this on Google the other day. Maybe one of you gentlemen can help me. What is the proper spelling of Bukaki? -V-U-K-K-A-K-E. -Notice how he just goes right off the tip of his tongue. -Well, it just came out of his diary. -So to speak. -Bukaki, Japanese, is a group sex practice that features a band or woman being ejaculated on multiple times. Fabulous. [laughter] -Tribute to goatee. -Wait. There is lesbian Bukaki? -Ooh. -Oh. -That sounds- -It says, it says, "Gabe Bukaki and lesbian Bukaki have also made appearances in several pornographic movies. Namely, the video series German Googles. -Oh. -Oh dear. -Oh dear. And now I have to look that up. [laughter] The Internet is fabulous. -Okay. [laughter] -So I just found this website that says the eight phases of Goatee. It's phase one shock. Oh my god. What the fuck? Minimize. [laughter] -Thank you. That was me. [laughter] [laughter] -Oh. -Oh my god. [laughter] -Let me finish reading to you guys the eight phases of Goatee. -Oh my god. -Oh my god. What the fuck? Minimize. Phase two disbelief. Maximize. Is this real? Holy shit. Phase three discussed. That's just gay as hell. [laughter] Phase four anger. Who's the queer who sent me this? Phase five. -Nice. -Face five curiosity. Yeah. His hands really are in there. -Face six. Reconsideration. Well, it could be worse. That is pretty insane. Phase seven enchantment only on the intranet. What are the light? And phase eight approval. Good show. Love Goatee. [laughter] I have yet to be able to actually see any Goatee pictures. -Yeah. -Trust me. -Trust me. You really don't want to see it. -You really don't want to see it. -No. We've been considering making t-shirts for the gay pride parade down in Clearwater or down in St. Petersburg for Potts My Co-pilot with slogans on the back. -Mm-hmm. -Goatee's going to be one of them. [laughter] I mean, we already have "I Love Your Feds." -I know this one. -And in honor of Tim, we might have to do "Nothing Says Thanksgiving" like Bukaki or... -Or you could just say "Hi" on the hill was a lonely goat sea. -Oh, God. [laughter] -Have you seen the picture on the Falmonkeys blog with the tattoo? -Which one? -You'd know it if you saw it. -No, I don't think I saw that one too. -A tattoo? -Okay, you know how we used to talk about it, the pleasure palace, the women that clean up the rooms after the people get done having sex in it? -Yeah, yeah. -I complain far too much about my job regarding this tattoo artist. -Okay. -Because it is disgusting. Goatee. Let me see. I'm Falmonkeys. If you go to Falmonkeys.com... -Go, Ramma Goat. -Huh? -Go, Ramma Goat. -Okay. I think that's the name of the episode. That's not what I'm talking about. [laughter] -I can't find a picture. -Okay, wait, wait, wait. -Okay. -If you go to Falmonkeys.com and then go to their blog, where it says, under all the pictures it says, check out the Falmonkeys blog. Just scroll down and you'll see it eventually. -The one with the monkey? -No. -I'm down as far as I can go. Do I have to go to older posts? -Massive to the universe. -I'm sure listeners think this is fascinating. -I will edit this down. -All right, hold on. I'm looking. -Oh! -Wait. [laughter] -Oh! -Oh my God! -What the hell? -Which one is this? It's not the one with the monkey. [laughter] -No, go to older posts. -Oh. -I... -Oh! [laughter] -Thank you! -Yeah. -Oh no! -Oh no! -It's right. -Oh. -That is just... I don't even know what word I'm talking about. [laughter] -Do you know what though? -Ow, ow, ow. -John Goodman. [laughter] -John Goodman. [laughter] -Oh, God. [laughter] -Yeah, I think... -This is like the asshole edition of this show. [laughter] -Rhodan's on. It's always the asshole. -Oh! -That's just mean. You don't mean an egglet. -Yeah, well. -Oh no. -Sorry. -Goodness. -Sorry, Rhodan. -No, you're not. [laughter] -So, kids, is there anything else we want to talk about tonight? -We've scarred ourselves. [laughter] -And our listeners, that's just one more service. We have had my co-pilot offer. -Well, I have a funny story to tell. -Okay. -Actually, this was a friend of ours. We were meeting the other night, and we were talking to the security guard at this one little cocktail lounge in our neighborhood, and it's a little gay bar. I'm not going to say the name of it, but anyway, he's the security guy and everything, and he was telling us what happened over the weekend. He was standing out in front of the bar, and checking IDs and everything. He had a break where nobody was coming in, and he was sweeping up the cigarette butts and stuff outside. This guy drives up and rolls his car window down and says, "Excuse me. Is this a gay bar?" He goes, "Yes, it is." And the guy goes, "Are you working?" He goes, "Yeah." So the guy goes, "How much?" And he's like, "No, no, no. I'm working securely." -Oh. Nice. Wow. No, no, no. Which I thought was hilarious. That's... -Is he cute? -Oh. -Wait. -To some people, I'm sure. Taylor, is that why you stand outside gay bars and heels and a miniskirt? Is that why you know? Sorry. No, I didn't even say that. So our blog is potty. You can always email us at pottysmycoparla@gmail.com. Call our listener line at 206-202-5165. Be our friend at MySpace.com/pottysmycopilot and join our Facebook group. Okay, so I love pottysmycopilot. I had to think about it for a second. And make sure listeners that you check out so they call me Tim. Yes. There are some who call me Tim. We are at 76 reviews. Woohoo. So the artwork for the show will be Miss Tappy Carlisle, Huffington's Brestices. -Grievage. -With a big 76 on it. -Yes. -You know what? 76 trombones right here. -No, we're not showing that part of your now. -I'm sure British John is giving himself a handy right now thinking about that. [laughter] -British John, call me. [laughter] -God. I don't know. I've lost control. -When did you have control? -Did you ever really have control? Thank you. -All right. So Tim, how can we find your podcasts and your blogs? -If you just go to goramboradio.com, you can either go to the goramboradio podcast or the personal podcast, which will actually, the personal one, you can also just go to timcoramall.com. -C-O-R-I-N-A-L. -And they're all available on iTunes. -Yep. -Yep, yep, yep. And I just added them to Facebook. -You have a Facebook group now? -No, no. I just added the podcast to Facebook. And they just put out that podcast thing where you can put your RSS feed in there. But that's two people. -Yeah, ours is on there too. -Yay! Now, do we have voicemails? -We do have some voicemails. We're going to start the show. You guys don't know this, but you're going to start the show with Cassie. I apologize. I didn't hear you say fuck the first time, but you definitely came through like a champ. -She's a giver. -Yeah, she is a giver. Her voicemail is probably about 14 seconds long, and I think she says fuck about 36 times. [laughter] So, yet another reason we love Cassie. -Exactly. We also have a one from Tim of Terminally Single. And you can check him out at Terminally Single on iTunes for his podcast. He's a podcaster based out of Atlanta. -Hey, gang. I was giving you a shot. This is Tim in Atlanta with Terminally Single giving you a shot. But you know how much I love your show. You make me laugh. You're crazy. And I love you all very much. And I love your Project Runway podcast like Peter here in Atlanta. Very good. Keep it up. Because I try to talk about it every week also. And I think that all the people out there doing it too. Although my final three is going to be Chris, Christian, and Rami. I think Victoria's gone. Our Victoria just left. The sweet beef gone. And so it's Crybaby, which I have to listen to that little fucker cry one more time. I'm going to go to New York myself, track him down, and beat him with his hat. He's up for good work. And I will help each other. Bye. And then we also have one from Peter who thanked us yet again for doing the Podjek Runway podcast last week. So we hope you guys all enjoyed that. Taffy and I will be doing another one this Wednesday. By the way, Taffy, we're doing another one this Wednesday. Oh, great. And he also has a little message for me, which I appreciate and made me giggle immensely. Um. -God, he was told he was cute or something. Um, you could say that. Hey guys, it's Peter from Atlanta, Georgia. First off, I wanted to say thank you because I'm extremely flattered. I think that is the first time that the people on the podcast have ever so blatantly propositioned me. Second off, Taylor, you need to buck up because, well, I've seen what you look like from the Facebook group and I've heard your interview with Ramble Redhead and you seem like a very sweet and wonderful person. And honestly, if I weren't partnered and such a prude about 3-some, 4-some, and gay pride-some, and I managed to be down in Florida, I've seen no reason why we couldn't go out to dinner, have a nice chat, and then go back to your place and bang each other like serene doors in a hurricane. Finally, I wanted to let you know that the number you have on your front page is wrong. The number is 206-202-5165, and you need to fix that because I called it probably 4 fucking times trying to figure out why it was saying that the number was not in service. So, yeah, get that picture and get it. Talk to you later. Bye. Now, give credit where credit is due for that. I bow at the altar of Mr. B. No, you bow at the wrong altar, which, for you, I bow at the altar of Mr. B, so Michael could be behind me, given it to me. Work with me. There is a plan. I just saw their video. That was from Michael. Oh, my God. Is it funny? Do they have a new video? I think it's the Tracey Almond video. Because he's so on it, you know, when we tell him, "Oh, you need to check out this video." You cannot watch the Tracey Almond video because it will get into your mind. And then for three days, you'll be walking around going, "Baaa, it's just screwed." Yeah, it's one thing when I am doing it. It's another thing when Taylor is doing it. It is quite another thing when my 11-year-old is walking through her school going, "Ugh, I'm like, "Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God." Well, that's okay. We're exchanging Spice Girls quotes as we walked around the... Your date makes me sad. What do you mean to a museum and we exchange Spice Girls quotes? Well, I mean, Spice Girls quotes. Oh, God. Yeah, exactly. That's where it is. The only quote I know from Spice World is when they're making fun of each other. She goes, "Me mom's my best friend. I don't know why, but that stuck with me." The fact that I even watched that movie is scary. By the way, Taffy, that picture that you posted on the pilot blog of the new kids on the blog, that is so gay. Yeah, yeah, it is. I swear to you, if you see pictures of Taylor when he was in high school, he is Jordan fricking night. And he's got the, "Please don't go girl hair." Two in the front look like lesbians, so I'm like, "Is that a girl or God?" And that is before Taylor got pregnant, so it's definitely before the career. We were at... What is the name of that place? Gaylord... The Gaylord Convention Center. Gaylord Convention Center. After spending a day at one of the swim parks, one of the water parks, and we went to stop there and get ice cream on the way home, and they were having some sound engineers convention, and apparently, in the cocktail lounge after the convention, performing on the main stage was Jordan Knight. Really? Yeah. And I think for a second, he might have came just a little bit. I'm positive I came just a little bit, and I'm like, "We have to get in there." We have to get in there. And she was like, "I'm with my 15-year-old daughter. I don't care. She can sit outside. We have to get in there. We have to see Jordan Knight." But alas, we didn't. You are a 15-year-old. That's why. I'm such a 15-year-old girl. And we knew that Taffy didn't want to get in, because if she wanted to get in, she would have gotten you in. Damn straight! It would have been like three minutes, and you would have been in the front row. That's it. No reservation. The front row. I would have been backstage. I'm giving Jordan a hand. And it would have been because of Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Thank you. I'm a giver again. And on that note, kittens, we have to wrap things up because we're at 55 minutes right now. And I still have to do a whole bunch of paperwork for work, so I'm probably not going to get any sleep tonight. Oh no. Ladies, thank you so much for joining us. Darling is fabulous, as always. It was wonderful. All right. Well, I already gave all the information from before, and if you guys want to check out Tim, Tim, um, I want to call you Ron. Ron? Damn it. Your name is Ron. Yes, Ron. Oh, Jesus. Well, that's why I want to call you that. Anyway, if you would like to check out Tim and Ron on TimCormall.com, and that will send you to all the different places that you need to go to check out their pods, pods podcasts and blah. That is right. Shit. I'm. Oh, okay. Thanks a lot, everybody. This is Taylor and Taffy and Rodan and Tim and Ron have a good week, everybody. See you later. Bye bye. Bye bye now. Go. Go. Oh, my God. (upbeat music) (guitar music)
