[Music] Happy holidays from Pot-As-My-Co pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy. Tappy Carlisle, Huffington, and Rodanne. [Music] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and welcome to episode 37 of Pot-As-My-Co pilot, version 2.0. I am joined by Tappy Carlisle Huffington. Good day. And the non-convalescent Rodanne. [Laughs] Hello, beebles. Okay, how are we all doing? Fabulous. Rodanne, are you feeling better? Oh my God, I feel so much better after taking like a handful of Advil. Oh God. Okay. Followed by a tequila chaser. Okay, yesterday, when we tried to tape the show, it was 80-something degrees out, short sweater, and now it's in the 40s. Uh-huh. We got you. I mean, we're talking 24 hours and 50 degrees. Oh, well, the cold front is on its way down because we're supposed to have a high of 69 tomorrow. Our high is 69 tomorrow? The high tomorrow is supposed to be 69 degrees. The high, the high in the Carlisle Huffington House is always 69. [Laughs] But enough about the littlest Huffington. Ewwww. Good lord. Uh, so yeah, it's supposed to be in the early, in the low 50s tomorrow morning when we get up. So that'll be nice. Yeah. Sounds nice. Now we've talked about the weather. We've warned people we're talking about the weather for the first, you know, a minute and a half of the show. And proof for everyone that we're all over 30, getting on our way to 40. Yeah. Yeah. Some of us closer to being 35 than others, and some of us having passed that mark already. [Laughs] Matureity and wisdom of bounds. But Ms. Taffy does not look a day over 42. Thank you. I have the, I have the body of a 42-year-old. [Laughs] Speaking of age, we celebrated a birthday this weekend. We did. We celebrated Jerome Riley Calhoun's birthday, as we talked about on the last episode. It was lovely. It was lovely. We went to PF Chang's, which I had never been before, and actually none of us had been with the exception of Lola. And then we went to Cheesecake Factory, hello. Yeah. Because I was just a hair under 900 pounds and needed that last little push into, you know, the Guinness Book of World Records. And I believe while we waited for Cheesecake Factory, we were sitting in a Starbucks. Yeah, but nobody got anything in Starbucks. Okay. You're kidding me. You went from PF Chang's to Starbucks to Cheesecake Factory. That's true. Actually, technically we went from PF Chang's to Cheesecake Factory, then to Starbucks, then back to Cheesecake Factory. Is there any other franchises you hit along the way? I grabbed a classic bacon double on the way home. [Laughs] Did you really? No. No. [Laughs] Jesus. I was about to be really impressed. [Laughs] His dessert needed another meal. He didn't know the same time. [Laughs] I'm sorry, Radian, what did you say? I said your dessert needed a meal. Mm. It is a dessert wine. [Laughs] So, I hear that there's a little bit of excitement. Are we ready for that yet? Uh oh, we're going to talk about that in a little while. Oh, kill me. Let's continue. So, yeah, it was myself and it was Taffy and Tank and Drum, obviously. And the Mountain Woman in Lola. It was lovely. And the service sucked at P.F. Chang's. [Laughs] Oh, really? As it is off to do when Taffy and I are in a restaurant. [Laughs] I think it's me. I think I have the service haters vibe. And I'm usually, at least at the beginning of a meal, quite pleasant and nice. And I always tip very well. But for some reason, bad service just kind of, I don't know. It just kind of hangs out with me. But then it usually, at some point, will get better. Either that or we get a free meal out of it. I don't know. No. Well, at the Cheesecake Factory, our waitress was lovely. She was awesome and brought, drum, his little, you know, cheesecake piece with, you know, happy birthday to you, written on it with chocolate fudge and all that sort of stuff. Oh. So, yeah, it was awesome. Kind of like what Taylor did on his chest later on that night. With chocolate. Oh, sex with the ex. [Laughs] Because two girls, one cup. [Laughs] Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, we're just a month, we're just a month late with that reference of two girls in a great cup. But hey. Well, now there's two girls, one finger. Oh. Yeah. What the hell does that mean? That's, um, girls puking in each other's mouth. [Gasp] Yeah. I did actually see that for about five seconds a day. I was like, ah! That turned it off because-- Where did you see this? Two girls, one finger.com. Two girls, one finger.com. And we're not--and they have, I think, the Benny Hill theme playing in the background while it's happening. Yeah, I--maybe I'm not processing this quite quickly. One of the girls-- This is the most sexual thing, is it? Um, considering they're, like, making out while they're puking in each other's mouth, I would say it's somewhat sexual. Yeah. It's two Asian girls. So that's the new fetish is bulimia? I--I don't think it's about the bulimia. I think it's more about the vomit. I don't know. That is a fetish of where people-- Oh. Like, they throw up in each other's mouth while they're-- They're throwing up on each other and throwing-- Getting off? That's disgusting. That--that makes you want to go up. Yeah, but two girls, one cup wasn't. Right? I don't know what two girls, one cup was. Oh. Um, two girls, one cup would be two girls making out, and then-- I've never actually seen it, but it's my understanding that one of the girls shits into a cup. Never mind. Don't go any further. Okay. Oh. Okay, but you know what? There was an article the other day, because this whole thing came about some lawsuit that was illegal for him to tape this stuff in the U.S., but it came out in the fact that it was fudge. It wasn't shit. And that makes it better how, really. But, I mean, it's-- Because milk lemonade around the corner, chocolate's made. And we have a title for episode 37. Oh, that's just wrong. Yeah. It's gonna be gross. Actually, you should just name this episode Two Girls, One Cup, and our listenership will come up, you know, our downloads will go, you know, to one million by next week. Uh, it's not worth it to me. Yeah, I don't want those people coming in early. Although, I have to tell you, that might not be worse on our blog than the frickin' commercial you put up. Which commercial? Oh, my God. If you have not been to the blog, you have to go right now and watch it, because it is terrifying. It is. It is-- I remember you mentioning something about it, and then I'm watching it, and yeah, I wasn't prepared for the ending. I was like, "Oh!" Yeah. Don't talk about it this way, people go to potismicopilot.com and check it out. But it's a commercial that was based out of Canada that talks about accidents in the workplace. And that's all we're gonna say about it. Oh, oh, I almost posted that, 'cause I saw it over the weekend. Like an OSHA type thing. Yeah, it's scary. Oh. It's very effective, though. It is very, very effective. Yeah, it gets your attention. We showed it on Attack of the Show a couple weeks ago, and I was just like, "Oh, my God!" And, you know, whatever I was doing at the time, my hands are up in the air. Okay, can I ask you a question? I don't understand. What is N-S-F-W? Not safe for work. Not safe for work. Okay. All right. I wasn't sure, 'cause when I saw that, I was like, "I don't understand what that means." But that's because I don't have a job. I was gonna say that, but if all is gonna be inappropriate. No. Well, speaking of food, because we were talking to my food a little while back, I had for dinner tonight one of my favorite things of this time of year. If I have to live in Florida, I'm going to enjoy these things. I had a holiday Cuban. That's right. It is that time of year. Yeah. There's a sandwich shop down the street from me called the Caribbean Cafe in St. Petersburg. It's on Central Avenue in 49th Street, and they sell Cuban sandwiches during the year. But from the day after Thanksgiving, until New Year's Eve, they sell a holiday Cuban. The holiday Cuban consists of turkey, turkey breast meat, homemade stuffing, cheese, a little bit of mayonnaise, and cranberry sauce, and they put it in Cuban bread and then press it like they would a Cuban sandwich. That sounds like a heart attack on a plate. You can feel your arteries hardening while you eat it, and it is awesome. I love it. Yeah. It sounds completely disgusting to me, but I don't like turkey, so... Right. You can't eat the bird. If they could dip it in chocolate deep-fried and roll it in cheese, that'd be the perfect meal. Ha, ha, ha. From your mouth to God's ears. Thank you. So, yeah, no. It is awesome. If you're in the St. Petersburg area and you want to try something different, stop by the Caribbean Cafe and grab one of these things because they are awesome. And drum will back me up on this because drum likes them too. Have you ever had a chocolate-covered funnel cake? Oh, no. They were talking about them today. Yes, please. That was going to be the new holiday favorite this year was, you know, how they sell the home funnel cake makers where you kind of squirt the stuff all into the hot oil? Two girls, one cup. Yeah. Two girls, one cup. Yeah. So, chop. It was spit. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, which is unusual for him because he normally swallows. Oh. But I'm pumped. But I'm pumped. Thank you. Try the veal. We're here all week. Tip your wages is... Do you know what happened to see 30 Rock this week? No, I've never watched 31. Oh, God. Tina Fey was starting to have like a day... It was dating the coffee guy, the young coffee guy that came in who was 20. And Jane Krakowski who plays the main actress on the show, she walks up Tina Fey and goes, "Who's the veal?" Oh, that's probably the funniest thing she said on that show. Oh, God. I had started talking about something that you interrupted me and... Chocolate funnel cake. Chocolate funnel cake. I'm sorry. No, no, no. No, no, no. Dooley noted. Anyways. Yes, where you make the funnel cakes a home. You slather them in a bath of dark chocolate and then after then you pop them in the freezer. And I guess when you do it quickly, it keeps the funnel cake puffy and still airtight, but the chocolate just hardens, but the funnel cake stays warm. And then you dust it with powdered sugar and eat it like that. And when can I expect some of this to happen in your house? Thank you. Good morning. I mean, that is just... Yes. Thank you. Wow. So just take a moment. Now, if you can figure out how to do that with a cheese stick. Take a cheese stick. Dip it in the dark chocolate. I'm all... There. Oh my God. No. They have... Now, Arby's now has these deep fried cheesecake bites. Arby's has deep fried cheesecake bites, yeah. Which sound... Disgusting. And interesting all at the same time. Have you had... I have you had these? No, because they're like three dollars for like six of them. Which seems far too much, far too expensive. I think I am going to stop doing the fast food thing. I... Which I know Taffy doesn't ever do fast food thing. I don't ever eat it, yeah. But I'd just... I'd gotten into a phase of the last couple of weeks where I just was like almost every single night I would stop at McDonald's or I was going to Wendy's or something. And for one thing, it's very expensive and it's wasted money and nothing. I don't feel good. I just... I don't feel as good as I had been when I wasn't eating it. Go figure. Don't eat shitty food and you'll feel better. Right. No doubt. Not that sort of stuff. Yeah. Even though the holiday Cuban, I don't consider that garbage because it tastes so damn good. But... Well, I never embrace the whole fast food thing. I haven't... I just don't embrace the whole fast food thing ever. It's been a long, long, long time, except with the exception of one fast food restaurant which Taylor hates. And that would be the Taco Bell. Oh God, I love Taco Bell. I hate to... I know it's grade D meat. I know it. I know this. Oh God, at two o'clock in the morning, there is nothing any better in the world than a burrito supreme. Yeah, no, it totally smells like gas in there. It does. So I know that. It smells like I should have the cheese. Oh yeah. I know it does. Yeah. Or asciago cheese as the case may be. Asciago. No, but that's one of the only fast food restaurants that I really kind of... And I haven't had Taco Bell probably over a year. But... Oh God, it just sounds so good. Yeah. No, Rodan used to get the Taco Bell when we lived together and he would bring it in the house and I'd be like, "Oh God, it smells like gas in here all of a sudden." I'm going to go into the living room and there to be sitting and watching Melrose place with his double concarné burrito chimichanga Gloria Estefan combo or whatever the hell it is. Come on, shake your body, baby. Do that conga burrito. Yeah. You very much have to be in with Taco Bell to understand the naming conventions of their food. Because it has nothing to do with real Mexican food as I'm learning because all these like like... No, a Taco Bell Grande. Hello. There's nothing real about this. Well, I know. Yeah. Now, in general though, I'm okay with fast food as long as I stay away from fries. If I don't have fries, I'm fine and my digestive system is fine, whatever, I'm not all puffy and gross and stuff. But if once I like have fries, that's it. Well, okay. And that could be a problem on Sunday because Sunday Taffy and I are going to Animal Kingdom so that Taffy can see Michael from Qcast's show. And one thing that Kevin and I did do that was a lot of fun was had the McDonald's French fries. Now, you and Kevin can enjoy. Yes. And that will fit in the laughing point. Now, the big bucket of McDonald's French fries that you get, you get like it's a meal of French fries. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like 259 for the biggest container of McDonald's French fries I've ever had in my entire life. I couldn't finish it. And that's saying something. Wow. Because, you know, usually I eat food like somebody's going to take it away from me and I just, I got to the point where I was just like, "Oh God, I can't eat anymore." It's like the quart of French fries. The reason why I'm talking about fast food and the reason why I just happened to mention Disney is that we had made tentative plans to do something for Gay Days in early June, of which, you know, Rodan would be obligated to come. Yes. And I think I have a goal of losing 50 pounds between now and then. You want to go to Gay Days at Disney World and us, Speedo? I don't think the other people in Gay Days would want to see me in a Speedo, but... Now, what would you, what do you think you weigh? When's the last time you weighed? Um, a couple of months ago, a couple of weeks ago, a month and a half ago. So, 260? Uh, one, you're being kind, two, I'm not saying that on the show. Well, no, okay. Okay. No, that's fine. But I would have, I would have said around 260. I am down two pant sizes. So that, and I mean, it was by the grace of God. I got into the next lowest pant size on Friday for work, but I did. I did have the B to sweat right under my forehead, me going, "Okay, you do this. You can totally do this." Wait, were you, were you like the 1980s girl laying on the bed? With the pliers. The pliers pulling it over? No, what? It was the button. Once I got the button, the zipper went up, no problem, but the act... I will wear these 38s today. I will sell this house today. I will sell this house today. Thank you, Annette Benning. Thank you. So, so that is my, that is my goal. My sassy thighs will allow me to put on pants that are too small. Did you just say my sassy thighs? Mm-hmm. Because that is what Taylor always calls them. Sassy thighs? Actually, I call them his big sassy thighs, but that is, you know. Well, no, you have lost a lot of weight too though. Yeah, but I am kind of stuck at that 35 to 40 pound mark as I keep fluctuating 5 pounds now. So I am very much kind of like trapped at that moment. I think it is because I have been building muscle, but it is still, it is a panty ass. Well, I have exactly, as of my way in today, 40 pounds to go. Oh, that is awesome. That is awesome. Because yesterday was like 50 pounds. No, not really, but if I lose 40 more pounds, I will weigh 150. That is so cool. That is so cool. That is so cool. And I will be almost half of my starting weight. And when do you want to, you said by March is when you wanted to do that? Well, no. I would like to lose 40 pounds by ideally, in a perfect world, probably next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. No. By the time that we go to Paris, which is in February, but I don't know if that's necessarily realistic because my doctor when I talked to him yesterday said, you know, now you're going to start doing the one pound a week, you know, you're getting to that point where I think you're, you know, we're not seeing the four and six and 10 and 12 weeks, pounds a week like we saw for a little while. He's like, you're going to start getting where it's going to be one and one and a half. And maybe some weeks it'll be a half or you'll stay the same. And I haven't done that since June 1st. I haven't had a week where I did not lose something. So I'm nervous about that week, but some weeks, you know, I remember one week in particular, it was in July, I lost a half of a pound. And then the next week, I lost six. So it always, I always seem to balance it out, but he said, you know, you can't obviously be consistent in losing that much weight or, you know, it's just, that's worse on your heart, almost than being, you know, almost 300 pounds. So. Yeah. So how, what's been your methodology to lose this weight? I don't cheat. I allow my, no, that's not true. I do cheat. I allow myself so many cheats a week. And like literally, I could, we have, we actually have just brought it back. We've brought the M&M bowl back for Christmas, but much to tanks, much to tank chagrin. And right now, I know my chagrin, now that I just got that said, I'm always 50 pounds. Well, now there is dark chocolate M&Ms, mint chocolate M&Ms and milk chocolate M&Ms in there. And before when we had the peanut butter, or the peanut butter M&Ms, my rule was three every three days. And that was my cheat. I could have three peanut butter M&Ms every three days. Yeah. See, to me, that's too much of a tease. I would need to just not have any. I, you know what, though? I really think that I'm like one of those girls who could totally be in complete nutter bondage and someone would like, you know, touch me with some electrode and then not do it again for an hour and a half because I absolutely get off on the fact that I have that kind of self control. Oh my God. What? What kind of example is that? How do we go from M&Ms to S&M? No, it's, it's a, it's a control thing, absolutely, where I, I absolutely enjoy the fact that I have that much control, self control that I can say, I'm going to eat three M&Ms and I'm going to walk by the bowl 14 times a day and not eat them again. I don't know. Ah, I'd, I'd need to sign up to do my PhD so you can be in my dissertation. Yeah, right. To get you on a couch. You want to get me on a couch. Oh yeah. He wants to bend me over the couch. Okay. He just, he just threw up a little bit in his mouth. I was going to say, and thank you for taking care of my appetite for the next three days that I can start this 50 pound weight loss. He wants to bend tank over a couch. No, I want tank to bend me over a couch. Yes, you want. Yeah. Thank you. You're the, you're the receiver. You know, tank is a giver. How are the bottom? Yes. Tank is a giver. He is a giver. He's given, he's given it to me right now. Okay. Well, you know what? What? It brings up the second of your two embarrassing stories. Oh, you have another embarrassing story. I have another embarrassing story. Yes, you do. What? Jeep. Really? Yes. Really? Yes. Yes. Must be. Why, why is it my embarrassing story? Apparently. Why are they always vehicular? First we had the Bentley story. Yeah. Get to tell him the story. Okay. So tank and I might have been having sex in the Jeep. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need to don't just try and put it in a little bite-sized nugget. You need to tell the story the way you told it to me. I told it to you two days after it happened. Okay. Well, we decided that we were going to go for a ride because it was a nice cool night and I happened to have on a little tan and black dress, right? And so our road, you could either turn to go into our little neighborhood or you can go straight down and then the road kind of dead ends at like a little, I don't know, lake, pond, stream, whatever. So we pull back there and we're happily engaging in, you know, things that married people do occasionally, meaning the top is off of the Jeep and, you know, my arm are holding on to the bars and tank's got his chair laying back and I'm completely shaddling this. That's my dress pulled out of the way up. Okay. For the record, I don't think married people do this. We do. I think that's a testament to your guys marriage. Oh, God. Shut up. This is wonderful. Okay. Keep going. You know, you're at the point where you're kind of, because in order, you know, it's a four door Jeep, but you know, you tank tank is called tank for a reason. He's kind of thick. I'm certainly not a little girl. So I shut up. So I, you have to kind of stand up on the running board to kind of hike your legs over and kind of lower yourself down and you're kind of holding on to the bars to make sure everything's kind of like position, you know, and then you're moving and stuff. Yeah. And all the sound in my effect in my head is going up. Oh, God. Actually, Taylor can make a sound better than that. He showed me this in Coles the other day. What sound? We're walking when we're walking through the Coles Christmas or kitchen department. You're going big on this weird bizarre slurping noise was disgusting. That's the one. Oh, no, we're going to be feeling like. Yeah. Okay. So you, I've got your head out facing the back of the Jeep, and the reason why you face the back of the Jeep is because I'm what I'm waiting. I'm watching to see if people walk up the road, you know, because sometimes people walk their dogs up there, just walk around or people pull up there to make out, go figure and she doesn't want to scare the dogs, don't scare the dogs with, you know, the Jeep rockin and the Jeep's a rockin. Yeah, except there's a field that's kind of like not really a field. It's like a area that's over beside where you park, which I actually think is someone's quasi front yard, but it's really like it's a far way back. So, you know, things are fine. We're getting it done and there's a police officer that's parked over in the field. Oh, my goodness. To which he comes around the side of the Jeep. What? Really? Now really, I have two choices. I can get up and you know, tanks pants are down at us for ankles. Thank you. All right, I can say, good evening officer. Wild tank is still inside her. Yes. Can I get an amen? Oh, my. Excuse me. Oh, God, the mental picture. The mental picture is too much. Okay, so continue. But everyone was all smiles and giggling, of course. And the consensus of opinion was, well, you know, you're not teenagers, so that's good. And, you know, okay, can you just kind of, do you live close to here? Actually, we live over there. Okay. Well, can, yeah, that's just, that's just to finish up and go home, essentially. Yeah, so it was one of those things of, in fact, I think the next day, even Taylor was at the house and tanks like, so we're already doing tonight. I don't know. You guys want to go for a G-pride? Well, you know. Oh. So the next time, so see if Tank ever asks you to go on a G-pride. Go. Go. Totally worth it. He's a giver. Totally worth the jail sentence. I have to tell you, getting plowed by Tank is totally worth a jail sentence. Thank you very much. Oh, heavens. Okay. Okay. Pardon me. So does anybody else have anything they want to talk about? Did you guys see, did you guys see Heroes tonight? No. I have not. I got through about the first 20 minutes. It was pretty good. I'm kind of like where it was going, so yeah. And they, they set it up, they did, they did the whole, like they did the end of last season where they did end of volume two, and then they started volume three. Every single episode of that fucking show is the same. I don't know. Yes. It's getting to like, lost got to where lost. I was finally just so over it. Just give me an answer to one of the questions. Please me with something. Give me an answer, but then don't give me the other answers. Heroes is the same way for me. I tried. No, I think Heroes has been doing a good job of answering questions. Yeah. No, I, I agree with that. That here is, especially this last episode was they answered some questions and they definitely moved things along to where they, it was definitely, you know, there was a beginning and middle and an end to this volume. Well, I didn't see last week. So that, or, or, and obviously I haven't watched tonight. So maybe that's, maybe I'm just behind. Now, now the one thing I don't like about this chapter is that they didn't explain or they didn't show us most of the parents' powers. And that bugged me for some reason. Well, maybe that's coming, that's up and coming. Yeah, that maybe, I mean, the only ones that they really showed was the Chubby Bear cop. I think he's cute. I think he's cute too. He reminds me of, hey, was Ugly Betty on last week? Did I miss it somehow? Yes. No, Ugly Betty was on last week. How did I miss it? It was rerun. Oh, it was rerun. Okay, that's why. Because I only have it set to record new ones. On on me, like yesterday, I didn't have it Ugly Betty. Oh, you know what? Yeah, Ugly, you're right. Ugly Betty was, it wasn't new. So, because I only have it set to tape new too. Yeah, both Ugly Betty and Grace were both. A lot of the shows now are like finishing up their runs, you know? Yeah, it's holiday season and all the specials are going to start so no one has the new stuff going on. Desperate Housewives was a really good last night too. I watched it with the tornado hit with Stereo Lane and it was, it was really well done. Now, do you think they're running reruns because of the writer's strike? Yeah. Yeah, a lot of them, they, they don't have anything left. They don't have any new stuff to film. Well, and November sweeps is over. So they're, any, if any shows have new episodes, they're holding them until January, February, but it's, it's, yeah. And some of the shows, and some of the shows that they were planning on debuting later, like in November from November sweeps, they're moving to January, like Cashmere Mafia, which is Lucy Luz, new show and something else that I can't remember off the time. Cashmere Mafia, Taylor of Teenage Years. It's like Sex and the City on ABC with Lucy Luz, which means it's nothing like Sex and the City. If it's on ABC, it's going to be nothing like Sex and the City. Okay. Well, I'm just. Well, and I'm, and I'm pretty disappointed in general with all those new shows on ABC, trying to like recapture the Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy vibe. I don't like, I don't, I just, I don't know. There's like four shows I watched and I don't like the rest of it. Yeah, like Dirty Sexy Money has like one or two episodes left in me and. But see now, I thought Dirty Sexy Money was good this week. I just watched it yesterday morning and actually thought it was a pretty good episode. Who was in that? Peter Krause and Jill Klayberg and Donald Sutherland, who is awesome in it. I really like him. He's definitely the best part of that, that show. Have either of you watched Dexter? No, I don't know. Showtime. But one of my coworkers raves about it. Well, I was going to say every person who I have talked to in the last week says, oh my God, you have to watch Dexter. Oh my God, it's a great show ever. And I'm like, we have showtime, I just never, I've never seen it. I do like him though. He was in six feet under. I figure his name, but. Right. Michael C. Hall. Michael C. Hall. That's right. It's supposed to be a really good show. So. And very gory. Yeah. Very gory. Well, I always, I think that nip tuck is gory. And what's really bad is you can't pass forward through the surgery scenes because they have a ton of dialogue that tells story and I just can't watch the surgery scenes because they are very graphic to me. I'm a pansy ass when it comes to stuff like that. Although apparently the new Sweeney Todd, the movie coming out was rated R because of the gore. Yeah, even the previews. I'm thinking, yeah, even the previews of that, I'm thinking, oh, I don't know if I'm going to be able to see this. Oh, no, I'll definitely see that. I'll just close my eyes during some of the gory parts. Well, the oldest Huffington child wanted to see it very bad and she found out was rated R and she was very unhappy until we told her why it was rated R and she's never seen a scary movie and she was just like, oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, exactly. The little Huffington did have Catillion though on Sunday night and they, she had her very first little ball and she looked very, very cute and she was all in love with herself. She had to travel back to the 1950s. So they did, they did, which Taylor makes him giggle because it's called the snowball dance. Which I'm sure, I'm sure they also have the gay prom too, but that's besides the point, but yeah, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm pumped. Yes, the snowball dance is where, where the little 11 and 12 year olds hold what is considered a snowball, but it's actually like a styrofoam ball in between their four heads and do like the Charleston and then they can't drop it so they have to keep their four heads close together. So, you know, they have classes to teach them like 1950s dances or what? Yes, they have classes once a month and they, that's when they learn all the dances and then they go to the ball and they do the dances and the girls can't get their cake and punch. The boys have to get it for them and they actually have a dance card they wear on their wrist and the boys have to ask if they can dance the next dance with them and they sign their name on their card so then they can't dance with anyone else. Would you like my snowball? Would you like my snowball now or later? Yeah. And they have corsages. Don't make it dirty. It was cute. I sent you pictures though. She did look pretty cute. She looked beautiful. She's growing up. It makes me a little sad just because I remember when she was little little and she looked, she looked like a young woman. It was, it was, she's blossoming. Oh, please, she blossomed years ago. You know, mentally, she's been, mentally, she blossomed before I did. So, God, because have you been screwing the milkman? All right. Tell that story real quick. Tell that story. When, when the little is Huffington, when she was about five or maybe six or seven, she learned the entire score to Chicago and of course they never seen the play. So actually, I think she was about five years old and she comes out to my grandmothers, my great-grandmothers. So that's how old she is. And she slides down the hallway with the socks on and she looks right at her and she goes, have you been screwing the milkman? Have you been screwing the milkman? To which my grandmother went, what the hell did she just say? And so my grandmother says, did you know what that means? And she's like, no. And she got this little voice and she goes, that means they, you're asking someone if they had sex with the milkman and she goes, I didn't know. And she starts crying and holding her head because she was just mortifying. She had said that for her grandmother. So then forever and ever, people look at her and go, have you been screwing the milkman? She's like, stop it. She was little. And that's just a peek into the psyche of the little stoppington. To the Huffington family. Yes. So I want to hear podcast news. I want to hear podcast news. Okay. Well, well, okay. I'll just go right down and say it. About ten minutes before I started, we started taping tonight. I got an email from Jennifer on Facebook and Jennifer invited us to join the Facebook group. Okay, so I love pot is my co-pilot. What? We have a fan group on Facebook now. We have a fan site. Kind of. Yeah, it's got message boards and places where people compose pictures and communicate with one another. How do we go to this? You have to have a Facebook account, which we all we have won. That's the three of us. But if you guys, it's pretty much it's under my name. So I thought maybe you guys would both want to create your own separate Facebook accounts and then that way we could all be a part of it. Can we look it up? Can we look up and see someone like, you know, like on my space, you can go and look up and see other people's things. Can we look up that one and look at it? No, you have to have a Facebook account. Really? Facebook is completely closed. Yeah. So what have you been there? Have you seen it? I have and I've already posted something thanking them for, you know, creating it. And how many members are there? One. Well, she just started. It's right now. It's her and me and Venus and Nicole from It's Not Us It's You. And the only message on the the only message on the board so far is from Venus, which is, it's about time. Aww. So yeah, it's so a lot of the other podcasts have fan-based message board groups or whatever. So we have our first groupies. We have, yeah. Awesome. Would they throw their bras at us? Please? Probably. Well. They could throw virtual bras at us for sure. Virtual bras? No, Eric, Eric from, you know, I can't say his name of his show because I always forget it. He needs to throw his bra and panties at me. Is that the southern boy in Yankee town? Yes. Confessions of a southern boy in Yankee town. No, no, no, no. He's throwing his bra and panties at anybody. He's throwing at me. You already have a pretend love affair with Luke. He has a pretend love affair with him. He's not a pretend love affair. He loves me. He wants to be with me. He just doesn't know it yet. Back the fuck off. Luke, please call me. We'll talk about it. I love you, Luke. He's crazy, Luke. You all right? Oh, I see the way it is. Six or seven quick ones and you're off with the boys to post a brag. You better keep your mouth shut. Oh, what the god of him? Excuse me. Rodan, what's that from? I'm from Frankenstein. Oh, wait. Yes, no, you're right. I'm Frankenstein. I've never seen young Frankenstein. You're coming over. What? I've never seen it. One of the best movies ever made. Madeleine Con. We adore them. I love Madeleine Con, yes. Oh, Madeleine Con. So, that is the big news. We have a Facebook group. If you are a Facebook member, please go and join it and, you know, support. Not so much support us, but support Jennifer for creating this group. Jennifer, you're awesome. We love you. We love you. We're lighting a virtual candle in your honor. So long, you throw your virtual bra at us. That's right. You can burn your bra on the virtual candle. It's 1962. And we are up to 43 reviews on iTunes. Hey, that's more than yesterday. I know. I know. We have a couple of new ones. I posted something about the three new people on the blog that posted within just in the last few days. You mean people actually listen when we ask them to preview your content? It's amazing. It's amazing. It's something that happens sometimes. I had put in, I said something, I think either on the last episode or the episode four that I would love to see 50 before the end of the year. Oh, that's totally doable. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's only a couple of weeks over the next few weeks. So if you are a new listener or even if you're an old listener and you've never posted a review and you like what you hear, please, please, please go to iTunes. Look us up. Even if you don't download us through iTunes, you still can do that. And please give us a five-star rating. We love the five-star ratings. Yeah. And I know that Michael and Stuttgart in Germany tried to post something, but because he's using iTunes Germany, they wouldn't let him or something. I don't know. The idea that Michael's in Stuttgart and listens to our voice absolutely kills me every time I think about it. It's amazing. It makes me a little wet. Oh, okay. Apparently Rodan's a little wet. So congratulations, Michael. You made a podcast or moist. I hope you're proud of yourself. All right. Well, we need to wrap this up. So we said we are going to keep it close to 35 minutes and we're already at 37. So as always, you can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com or you can be our MySpace friend at MySpace.com/potasmycopilot. Or you can go to our blog as always, which is potasmycopilot.com. See how nice it was? That was my gift to you guys. I didn't make you guys say all the different things. You're a giver. Oh, you did quiz us randomly? Yes. No, he's a receiver. Oh, gone off course. By the way, did you schedule your ass yesterday? Did I schedule my ass yesterday? You were like fucking boy when we were taping. Yeah. What? When we were taping yesterday, you were talking to somebody about having a little something, something later on. Okay. That's why he's saying, not me. He's asking you if you got that done. Yeah. Did you get your ass scheduled? This is Taylor. And Taffy. And Rodan. Have a good week everybody. Bye. Bye. Lord. [music] I never come home early. I never make my bet. I never was real girly. I'd rather be naughty instead. I don't observe ground a hard day. I don't need peace no more. I don't refill the ice tray. I'm naughty right to the core. I've been a naughty girl. I lick the frosting off the cake. I've been a naughty girl. I've been real bad. Please make me now. Oh. [music] I don't get gifts from Santa. Not a single diamond or pearl. I've did it all at Lanza. I'm such a naughty girl. I sat on Santa's right knee. I'm getting cold this year. So I'll get an elf to buy me. A case of grain belt beer. I've been a naughty girl. I squeeze the fruit then I put it back. I've been a naughty girl. I've been real bad. Please make me now. Oh. [music] I drive a brand new holiday. I do all right myself. I've got a date on Monday. On Tuesday I'm with an elf. Wednesday I'm another elf. Thursday I'm another elf. I got you down a week from Friday. [music] [BLANK_AUDIO]
