[music] You're listening to Pot as My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and special guest star Drum Riley Calhoun. [music] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to Episode 36 of Pot as My Co-Pilot. I'm joined by Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and subbing for a ill Rodan tonight, we have Drum Riley Calhoun. Thanks for noticing. [laughter] Yes, he was very E-W-R-esque when we first started recording, so... E-W-R-esque. Yeah, so yeah, Rodan is sick tonight, so we hope he gets better soon. Well, he just had sex, maybe he had caught the guy in a rear. Yeah, I was gonna say, that ointment's gotta help eventually, so... I've shot a penicillin like you're right. Those warts just won't heal themselves. It'll never heal if he doesn't stop scratching. Oh, God. So, how's everybody doin'? Done. Anybody? Anyone, Bueller? Bueller, Bueller, ah! Jinx by Miyako. No, I'm fine. We are getting ready to celebrate a certain guest co-hosts birthday this week. Woohoo! Yes, apparently I'm older than dirt at this point. Yeah. How does it feel to be 45? I'll let you know after I come over and kick your ass. He's older than both of us, that's really all that matters. That's true. Yes, that's true. Which I brought up to him today. I'm not gonna be 45, y'all, so don't listen to him. You're gonna be 47, we know. But he doesn't look a day over 44. Now will you get your first Social Security check, like starting this month, or... His A-A-R-P. His chances magazine. Oh, look, Sally Fields on the cover this month. That's what we should totally get him that for, like, his birthday is a basket of, like, depends and metamucil and... Centrum silver. You know, thank you for making me feel so welcome. You look great for 47, don't lie. Oh god, right, he's not 47. He's not 45. He's 51. Younger. Yeah. Okay, let's just stop while I'm ahead. Let's stop while I'm alone. So how are we excited about our birthday? Are we not? What's going on? Oh, not particularly. I mean... You're not excited to be eating with all of us? Well, I am now. I didn't really have anything to look forward to until today when I found out I got to have dinner with my friends. We're going to... He paused at friends. With my friends. Friends. Friends. Air quotes. Air quotes. Oh. Okay. Yes. We're going to PF Chang's for your birthday. Taylor, have you ever been there? No. I've never been to PF Chang's. Me neither. But apparently Lola has and she says that it's very delicious. Oh, drum, have you ever been to PF Chang's? I have not. Oh. Great. So we're all PF Chang versions. Ooh. With the exception of Lola. Well. Shocking. I was in the division for quite some time. But you know what? I did speak to drum, or by speak, of course, I mean the 2007 version, which is I am. And I said, "Is there anyone that you'd like to include on the guest list?" And he's like, "As long as it's not John Goodman, I can't look at her and eat." Yep. That's what I said. I said, "Well, I think I can probably arrange that." Yes. So it'll be us and Tank and Mountain Woman and Lola, correct? That's it. Dinner for six. Fabulous. Dinner for six. Otherwise known as? Double anal. A double anal. Yes. Is that what you want for your birthday? I have a strap on. Oh, God. Yes, please. Yes, please. See. Tank and Taylor. Well, never mind. So I was very sad that our Christmas shopping recording didn't work. Yeah. Yeah. We tried. We did a Thanksgiving first. Drum, how was your Thanksgiving? Fine. Okay, thanks. I did at least get to have Turkey. There was concern that there wouldn't be Turkey. There was some controversy about that. Why don't you talk about that? Well, my sister-in-law. Named deleted. I can use her own name. She'll never hear this. Was going to order from a certain restaurant. She decided she would order from there. I wanted to order from Azaros, which is our local fabulous Italian market. Yes. I have a story about that when you're done with this. Okay. So she said, "No, we're going to order. We'll take care of everything." Blah, blah, blah. I said, "Great. Fine." And then she called on Monday. Oh, I forgot to call and now it's too late. They're sold out. Can you order from Azaros? I said, "No," because their deadline was Friday. What were you going to get from Azaros? They have a- Did you get Turkey and stuff? Yeah. They have a whole turkey and then, you know, all the sides that you want. It was like $150. And it fed like 12 people. It was a good deal, I thought. Anyway, she said, "We'll just have a rotisserie chicken and blah, blah, blah, blah." And at that point, I made it pretty clear that I wasn't going to show up if there was going to be no turkey. And about a half hour later, she called and said, "Oh, it's fine. We'll have turkey, blah, blah, blah." So I did get to have turkey. Well, excellent. Thanksgiving without turkey just doesn't do it. It's not Thanksgiving. Sorry, Taffy. No, it's okay. The widow Carlisle went to Azaros for the very first time today. Oh, did she? Oh. Did she call me in like a state of panic? Have you ever been there? I said, "Well, drumming Taylor talked about it all the time." And she's like, "Oh my God." I was like, "Oh, Lord." She called me. She's like, "I'm eating the greatest piece of bread I've ever had." And it has feta cheese. And then there's this, this, this, this, this. And it was all $4. I'm like, "Oh my God." [laughter] Yeah. She actually-- It's gourmet food for poor people. She actually called me four times from in there. She's like, "I'm in a totally different part of the thing. They have cheesecakes. It's a whole freezer department." I'm like, "Would you shut up?" She's like, "And then she calls me again. You should see the salamis they have here." I'm like, "I've met drum." [laughter] I don't think it's anything that's big and, you know, fallicky. So-- And purple. And purple. Well. Purple. Yikes. And meaty. Girthy. And veiny. Oh God. And bulbous. No, let's keep it going. Keep it going. And bulbous. And salty. And in gore. How would you know it's salty? She's been down there. Never mind. She's been down there. I've been down to funky down. [laughter] And we have a title for episode 35. [laughter] So, how was your Thanksgiving, Taylor? It better be good to join with me. It was very nice. We went to the Whittle Car Allows as Taffy had mentioned before. There was much turkey to be had. There was no turducken, as we talked about in the last episode. But that's fine. There was plenty of turkey and-- Ham. Stuffing. And there was a ham, which almost set the house on fire. No, that wasn't. That wasn't. It was the muffin tin that wasn't supposed to go in the oven or something. Because, you know, they don't ever-- they just bake about four times a week. So they act like they had no idea what they were doing. I'm like, oh God. Yeah. Tanks. Night speaking of baking, tank made pumpkin white chocolate cookies. Oh God. Drum would kill himself. Lola would throw herself on the ground, telling you right now. They were-- they smelled-- and I cannot smell that well. I had my nose right over them going-- [gasping] They were awesome. Yeah. Okay. So, can I keep talking about my Thanksgiving? Shut up, yes. Go, go, go. Okay. So, it was lovely. And the Carlisle family was very gracious to have me. And I enjoyed myself. And managed to come home and relax for about two hours before, you know, there was a knock at my door. And it was Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Keys in hand saying, let's go shopping, bitch. So we went shopping. And I was out shopping for 13 and a half straight hours. You were. And you know what? I have to say, I was expecting him to last about eight or nine hours. He lasted about 12 and a half hours until the whining set in. And actually there wasn't that much whining. It was just this little-- Okay. And there wasn't that much whining. So, why was there whining? What did I do for you? Well, A, you didn't do it for me. You did it for the little Carlisle. And B, you're a grown man for Christ's sakes. You carried a box of a car. It was a heavy box. It was 54 pounds. 57 pounds. Sorry. 57 pounds. And it was from the middle downstairs of Countryside Mall. Yes. And you had to carry it. Up to the top up by JCPenney's. Yes. But there was an escalator. But you did. You did carry it quite a distance. I didn't carry it up the escalator. No. I carried it up the elevator. I didn't say that. But you didn't carry it upstairs either way. But yes, you did carry it a very good distance. And it was heavy as shit because I helped you put it in the car. And it was quite the heavy. Yes. Could move my arms for two days afterwards. Jesus. Then you need to get to a gym. Thank you. But no. You were very good. You indulged me in all the stores I wanted to go to. And you didn't fuss and complain. And you really didn't even whine. You just had that look of, so help me God. If she suggests one more store, I will punch her in the throat. So at that point, it was okay. It's time to go. Although I did talk to Lola who was in line very early the night before, or on Thanksgiving night. And she did go shopping with John Goodman on Friday night. Oh. Apparently they went to the Sephora over at. Oh God. And I guess all she said was. Because one could never have too much light blue eyeshadow. And she did say that she was going to save that story for when we were all at drums. Birthday. And that we would all have to have a shot of sake. Because apparently there's a few stories that she's going to indulge us in. One of them being, they did community service at like a food shelter, where John Goodman was trying to make a hookup. And the second one being. With a homeless guy. I don't know. But I don't think so. I think it was someone else who was volunteering there. Where is it? John Goodman trying to make a hookup. You know? The second one was that John Goodman had phone sex with someone from. Pack. Or park. Or whatever. Some park. Yes. A retard? A retarded people? Yes. So that is going to be the leading. I'm going to need a lot of shots for this story I can tell. Yeah. Oh, Corky. Oh, Corky. Oh, Corky. Oh, Corky. But wait, wait, wait. I love you, Charles. So not that we apod as my co-pilot are not embracing the mentally challenged, however. But we're not having phone sex with them. Oh, God. Yes, thank you. I know. I need to take a moment to just recoup that because the mental image alone of her and I can't do it. It's just a strong God. I know. So yes, that will be a story we have to hear on Saturday night. That we will all just sit there going really, really. Well, I have to say, you definitely shop like a champ. Thank you. I haven't really necessarily gone shopping with you very often. I mean, I've gone with you like targeting stuff. But I mean, you find the deals and you do all I was I was very impressed. I was very, very impressed. I really am not. I like to go shopping. I don't like to necessarily shop a lot. I maybe go to the mall, you know, once a month, maybe twice a month to actually shop. You know, I go and hit a couple stores. But just to walk around and go find things. No, that's not me. I want to get in there. Get what I got to get done and get out unless I'm at Target. Target, I can spend hours just aimlessly wondering the aisles. Yes, I know. Shut up. But no, we did very well actually. We hit a couple stores and it was just in get it, get out, get your shit on to the next door. So we did we did very good. Except me. We did have to go to. And this was the one time that I thought, okay, this was a huge mistake going shopping with her. Drum, are you familiar with the Juicy Couture? Yes, I have heard of this Juicy Couture. There is a Juicy Couture outlet store down in Ellington. And Taffy decided that she wanted to get stuff from, I guess the little less Huffington's list from the Juicy Couture store. True. So there was a line that we stood in to get into the store for how long? And it's. But now you need to prep it. Control. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Controlled by a security guard with four teeth in his mouth. All of which were rotten. And deciding that he was going to have this little tiny bit of power. So he was going to take it out on all of the cheerleaders that, you know, were repulsed by him in high school. So he just was Mr. I'm Mr. Tough Guy and I just think I'm the shit and it was just he was just horrible. So there was a girl in front of us, about three people ahead of us that was arguing with him about going to the store. So he decided to make the rest of the rest of the line wait for an extra 20 minutes before they could go in. We literally were like six people away from the door. And we stood there for an extra 25 minutes. That turned into Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington doing her best Suzanne Sugar Baker of excuse me. Excuse me. Now, you have to admit, I maintained some level of composure. You did. Thank you. You did. Especially when he said, I'll let you in when I'm ready and then turn his back to her. Well, here's the thing. They weren't letting people in because the store was pretty small. And the manager had said, you know, we don't want to get it to where people can't move in there, which I completely understand. That's one thing. And then they would let 15 people out and let two people in. Okay. Fine. And the problem was that they kept letting people walk up to the front going, my daughter's in there and she wants me to come in and see her sweatshirt and see her purse. And I really need to go in there and look at it. And then they'd let them go in. So my question to him was, why have you let eight people walk in to see outfits on people when you have people standing out here who want to buy things? If the problem is there's too many bodies in there, give me a break. We've been standing in line. These people are walking up there to go in. I don't think so. But I mean, it was it was just one of those. The quote is, give a little man a little power and he thinks he's powerful. And that's exactly what the situation wanted. The one boyfriend of the one girl, though, I was hoping they were going to come to blows him in the doorman because I thought that was going to happen for sure. Yeah, they were doing the big straight guy stare down for a while for a good 30 seconds where they were just like looking at one another. It was it was ridiculous. They were going to punch each other or kiss one of the two. Yeah, a combined IQ of about seven and that's probably being generous. But we got in. The first stuff I was pleased with the purchases I made and I will say that Taylor is a lovely shopping companion because he immediately went in and got in line. So I could look around and get my stuff and by the time I was done, it was time for us to check out. So it was actually a pretty good system. And I got to look at all of the clothing at the Juicy Couture and not impressed. Pretty much it's a chance for your 14 year old to look like she is on the real housewives of Orange County. Because I'm going to let a 14 year old or an 11 year old or any a 16 year old wear shirt that says something like, you know, I like it Juicy because I like it with or better yet a pair of pants that over the crotch, not across the ass over the where the, you know, sun doesn't shine. It says the Végine. The Végine. It says in huge letters, you know, stop here for juiciness. I don't think so. Oh God. I didn't see that. Oh, yes. That was the track suits that were hanging along the wall with the jackets that had the Juicy Couture on the back of them. That's what the pants said. Now I don't think so. Now the purses and the wallets and all that stuff were great. I have no problem with those. And you know, they had like little iPod covers which were cute and they had a couple things like that. But now, but you know, but then you're still at $95 for an iPod cover. I mean, get real though. Yeah. So that was a little crazy. So the whole, so I was out for 13 hours and I bought a sweater. But you got more than the sweater and I paid full price. Well, yeah. But that was. He got a thousand thread count sheets. Those are, and a camera. For 20 bucks each. For 20 bucks. Yeah. Really? Yeah. He didn't do that. And it was an 8.2 megapixel camera. Yep. For $89. Yep. Wow. That was the target. At the target. At Target, we had a great time because we did the proverbial, you know, everyone's shoving through the door and there's like all the security people are on segues monitoring the line, you know, and the line was actually going on and on and on forever as the people were getting in. And we kind of went in. We got carts. They had the huge screen TVs. How big were they? Uh, 42 inches, I think. They were the 42 inch HD plasma flat, you know, the whole thing's three inches wide, something like that. So we're standing in line and of course we didn't have the coupon to get them, but we were in the line to get them and we got two of them actually, but we didn't purchase them. We just kept them until we were ready to leave and then people were like, oh, we're here too late for the TVs. Oh, that's what we came for. So we're like here, you can have ours. And they're like, what? That was fun. Yeah. That was kind of cool. So yeah, there was a lot of fun. Don't ever ask me to do it again, but it was a lot of fun. Yeah. Okay. Next year, you'll be doing it again. I don't feel bad. No. Yeah. You know. Yes, you will. I'll hold you to it. Drum. You know with me. And we at one point, we even said, you know, can you imagine if drum was here and he would say, uh, you people are, you bitches can go shop, but I'm sleeping in the car. Yeah. No, that's, uh, that's something I will never do. I love to shop everybody knows this, but I can't deal with that. I hate crowds to begin with and people get stupid on those kind of days and that's when I have to kill. But see, and there was lots of stupid people walking around. That's the, that is the highlight is the stupidness because the, first off, the guns and muffin tops run amok. That, that, that's the first thing and the second thing is, is that a well, and we went to the Perkins and we saw a bonafide certified. I totally forgot about that. She was crazy. Okay. This is, this is one of the stories that is just wrong on so many levels. We are at Perkins. It's four o'clock in the morning. The place is pretty packed. And it is you, me and the widow Carlisle. Yes. Who at that point is a touch slap happy because we had just woken her up yet we had been up since six o'clock, you know, the morning before. So it's four o'clock in the morning. We're eating, having a lovely breakfast and the woman who's sitting like, I don't know, 30 feet away from us in the corner starts like meowing like a cat and waving to everyone and singing and laughing really loud and being completely inappropriate. And she's, she's Asian, probably about 32, 33 overweight in a Christmas sweatshirt. Nice. Okay. Just to paint the picture for you. She keeps it up and keeps up. I mean, she's getting louder and louder and what's really bad is the, I am facing the rest of the booths and the woman who is sitting about three booths away, kiss facing me and she is laughing because I am laughing and she keeps going, stop laughing. And I'm like, I can't help it. So the more I laugh at this woman, she starts laughing because she can see me. So everyone is either looking at this woman, looking away and laughing at the people that's, it's a big spectacle. So my mother goes up to the manager as we're checking out and says, you know, although we've all had a really good time, you know, pretty much making fun of this woman, if she's driving a car, that could actually be dangerous because clearly there is something wrong with her to which the manager says she didn't drive here. She rode with me. That's my daughter. Oh. Yeah. So at that point, like mom jerked us both by our outdoor, out the door, wait, out, out now. She says that and like, you know, to have you are like pink, pink in two different directions. We almost died. So yes, that was lovely. Then we shopped again on we shopped up. We baby shopped on Saturday. Yeah, that was just, I met you for lunch and then you had a couple of places to go into, including the avenue because we're going to rock down to electric Avenue where I sat in the, I sat in the proverbial, you know, husband's chair with, you know, the person in my lap and she'd come out and I would say, no, or yes, or, oh, no, no, no, no, no. That looks ridiculous. He was drunk with power. Drunk with power. It was so bad. Oh God. Because he, he, first off, he rallied all the salespeople so they were on his side. That was the first problem. And then it was one of those, you know, no, I don't like that shirt. We need a red one. Shut up. You're going to try on the red one. I'm like, what? But I just put that. You need a smaller one than that. No, I don't. This is, this is plenty big enough. No, it doesn't. You now have curves. Go off. Get her, get her a blue shirt. Then he says, get her the tracksuit. Yeah. The hot pink track, prior to your listeners. I don't dress down. That's really not who I am. It just isn't. I wear dresses virtually every day of my life. There's occasionally I'll wear a jink of prepans or something. But I constantly get grief that I don't ever wear like t-shirts and shorts and that's never going to happen. So Taylor decides to put me into a hot pink tracksuit that's just one hair shy of valour. It was fabulous. And the only thing I kept saying to him was, I swear to God, if you have a camera, I will kill you. What can I say? Where are the pictures? Yes. No. I did try it on for him though. I did walk out so that all could see. They had a good laugh and then I disappeared mumbling and grumbling underneath my breath. It was fine. They made me try on some black sequenced old lady grad dress, which was ridiculous. I didn't make you try that on. You said, that's kind of pretty. And I said, that is kind of pretty. And you just sort of pulled it off the mannequin. And then came out and we both went, no. No. Because I looked like I was the mother of the bride. Yeah. It was very mother of the bride. And we didn't see each other on Sunday. It was so sad. Well, Sunday I went to... Yeah. I went, yeah. We're going to talk about that. Oh, okay. Well, talk about it. Get it out of your system and then I'll talk about how much fun I had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You left me. You left our podcast. You left our listeners all for Michael and Kevin. Yeah. Who didn't even put out? What's up with that? They weren't expecting to put out. I will tell you, whatever recording equipment that they use is freaking incredible. Because when I listen to that podcast, it sounds like Michael was sitting in front of me. You were sitting to the left, Kevin was sitting to the right, the way they record that is amazing. Okay. Well, I was very impressed. Yeah. I had a lot of fun. For those of you who listen to QCast, you already heard the story, but I went over to Animal Kingdom on Sunday and saw Michael from QCast perform in Finding Nemo, the musical. He plays Bruce the Shark and did, I mean, I talked about it a little bit on his show, but he does an absolutely amazing job. I mean, this is a man who is carrying around a 45 to 50 pound shark over his head. That's a puppet that he has to move the eyes and the mouth using his fingers and sing and dance while someone is holding onto the back of the shark to move the tail back and forth. And then occasionally has to run with it and sing. It's the only song in the whole musical that is choreographed, and it's just amazing. If anybody is planning on going to Disney, you really have to go see this. It's at the Animal Kingdom. It's at the theater in Dino Land. Well, I'm going to Disney tomorrow, but I won't be able to see his show. It makes me sad. Yeah. Yeah. So, and Kevin is awesome. Kevin, I was a little worried meeting Kevin just because, you know, I had never actually laid eyes on him before, so I was worried that, you know, okay, we're going to be together for like four or five hours and there's not going to be anybody, you know, we're not going to have anything in common, but we ended up having a really good time. Alcohol helps. Alcohol definitely helps, but, you know, he was, he was lovely, you know, even before we had our first drink. And let me tell you, the Everest ride is awesome. Oh my God, it is so cool. Where is the Everest ride at? That's the Animal Kingdom, which kind of stinks because Animal Kingdom is a park, not my favorite park, but they, it's just this amazing roller coaster that it's, it's so well done and, and I was just really, really impressed with it. Now, do you think it's, do you think it's better than rock and roller coaster? Um, there's more of like a story to it if, if you can actually call it that. Yeah. But rock and roller coaster is good in a different way in that that is more of a, that's a thrill ride. Right. I mean, all of a sudden you take off, you go from zero to 60 and all of a sudden you're in the ride. Whereas this one, you sort of ease into it and then once all of a sudden you realize what's going on, then it gets really, really good and it's pitch black. Yeah. So tomorrow, um, lollipop as you two lovingly call her, you really do need to come up with another name for her. She is singing at the candlelight processional at Epcot. So in fact, um, there was kind of a, an unwritten rule that you were going with us tomorrow. And there was a disappointment on several different levels in our household that you weren't going first level being from tank because he was like, he was like, well, you know, we'll do this and we'll do this and you guys can go here and I said, who are you going with? And he goes, uh, Taylor and I said, uh, Taylor isn't going. The only way he was going to go is if you know, you guys, one of the people we know had experienced a loss. They thought the might, the funeral might be today. And I said that was the only reason he was going to go and he was like, Oh, I said, well, I'm sorry. I said, but at this point, you know, with everyone going, there isn't even room in the car. And he's like, Oh, he's like, well, that I'm like, well, sorry, sorry, you have to spend, spend the day with us. And he, but you know, honestly, he's like the only male going. It's going to be his mother, his mother in law, me and, you know, the little stuffing tent. So I could certainly, he was hoping that you two were going to, you know, bond over, you know, all things Dork. So I was like, I'm sorry. I'd like to bond over all things Dork. Well, well, and then the little little something and found out and she's like, what? I said, I know it's a tragedy. And I will tell you know, listen, now this is going to warm the cockles of your little heart. Little heart. Yes, very little. Tank wanted to bring over our hour, you know, the Christmas tree we had that you push the button and it raises and lowers. He wanted to bring that over to your house tonight. Why? Because he said he thought it was very sad that you didn't have a Christmas tree. And I said, well, he's going out of town. I'm not going to be here. So he goes, yes, but he could enjoy it now. And he goes this way you wouldn't have to worry about, you know, needles or anything. He's like, we should totally take it to his house. I said, well, that's very sweet. I said, I'm going to tell him he said that. And he's like, no, don't tell him. So of course I had to tell you. Well, well, thank you, tank. I'll be sure to thank you in some way when we see Beowulf in a couple of nights. Oh, a little handy at Beowulf. I don't think that would probably go well. But you never know. Get off me. But you were going to bring me a Christmas tree. Get off me. Tank just said, yeah, I'm not going to share my popcorn. You know where to put the bucket, babe? Because step one. Get yourself a bucket. Step two, cut a hole in that bucket. What's your junk in that book? Oh, Lord. Well, it's already salty. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Drum, what do you want for your birthday? Double, you know, we already covered that. Well, apparently I'm getting double anal from Taffy or Taffy in a double headed dildo. Oh, from your, the Chinese ears. I understand that you bought yourself a little happy last week. I did actually a couple of weeks ago for an early birthday present. What'd you get? I bought an iPhone. Oh, you did. I did. Do you like it? I love it. It's the coolest thing ever. Does it have? I mean, is it as problematic as everyone is saying or do you? I mean, you haven't had any of that. The only trouble I have with it is voicemail. It has visual voicemail, which is like an inbox, like outlook or any email thing where you can see your voicemail and pick which pick which ones you want to listen to and delete them and edit them, whatever. But you do like it? I love it. It's very cool. Okay. It starts conversations wherever I go. If I feel like I'm bored, I just whip it out and people start talking to me. I'm sure they do. I just story of my life. That is a story of your life. Memories. There's nothing else that you want or need for your birthday. Well, I don't need anything. Okay, there's nothing you would want. You would like to have. Can't think of anything off top of my head. Okay. Well, then I guess I'll just have to come up with my own gift giving ideas. So, God help you. I have an idea for you. I already know what I'm getting you. Okay. No. Okay. Great. Um, I, Taffy, I believe you have some. I didn't know where to go with it. Great. His voice eyes goes high when he's like clueless. Oh, oh, it's the Lola. So, Taffy, I believe you have some news that you heard that you called me yesterday morning to tell me about. I did. It's fabulous. For those of you in our local market area, we were mentioned on the MJ morning show. Let's get out. Yes. Yesterday morning. Um, wait, what's today? Today's Tuesday. Yes. Yesterday morning. I was on my way to my doctor for my weekly way in and I was listening to the radio and they were talking about podcasts and MJ was talking about how he just didn't understand it and that, you know, he didn't have time to sit around and listen to a bunch of people talking and he just couldn't understand other people who listened to that and blah, blah, blah, blah. And one of his, um, side kicks on his crew, whose name is Fester, was talking about how there was a lot of great local podcasts and that MJ really needed to give them a try because they were really entertaining and he was reading the list of some that I don't know if he had heard them or if someone had given him the list, but pot is my co-pilot was one of them. And he, I mean, he literally was reading it like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, pot is my co-pilot, da, da, da, da. So that's all it was said, but you know what, it was enough to make me scream and jump out of my, you know, jump out of my skirt like a little girl. So I was all, I was all a Twitter. Getting blood behind on the car seat. We are not to mention that again. Chef. Yeah, when we meet Kevin and Michael, that's pretty much all that's going to be. Oh, God. Yes. I didn't hear that they were, you know, just sat there with their alpha. They are fascinated with that story. That's lovely, that's lovely. Well, you said that MJ was just local, but I think MJ syndicated. He has three markets he has syndicated. I think he is in St. Louis and Jacksonville and here in the Tampa Bay Area. So yes, so pot is my co-pilot got a little air time, a very little air time, but who cares? And it didn't seem to do us any good because I haven't seen a spike in our numbers. Oh, sorry. But we may be getting a spike in our number because I want to, as we, as those of you who will be listening to old episodes know that we always talk about iTunes and how we like for you to leave us reviews on iTunes. And please do, we are at 40 reviews and I would love to see 50 reviews in the next, you know, month. So if we could maybe get 10 more reviews up there, that would be great. But that I've strayed from what I was going to talk about. We may be having some new listeners who have a Zoom. I've registered us on Zoom and Zoom's marketplace. So those of you who have a Zoom and are listening to us on your Zooms versus listening to us on your iPods. Welcome to the show. Hope you enjoy it. Groovy. Welcome, this is. Yeah. Do you don't know what a Zoom is, Taffy? I have an idea. Okay. A Zoom is kind of like an iPod, but it's made my Microsoft not by Apple. Oh, okay. Yeah. And it's, they just released Zoom too, their second generation machines. And they've updated the Zoom marketplace and all that sort of stuff. So I put in our RSS feed and I'm waiting for us to be approved. So if we get approved, then we will be on there just like we're on iTunes. Nice. That's very exciting. So hopefully we'll get, you know, more love. Yeah. And if you, if you can leave reviews on Zoom, please do so. Oh, by the way, we have 41 reviews on, on iTunes. We do. Yep. Excellent. So we have 41, which is good that maybe that will bump us up into the top 50 or something. We are on the, we are the first ones on the fourth page. So that's why I would like to see our, our reviews raise a little bit just because we are so close to being on the third page of the co featured comedy podcast that I can taste it. It's driving me crazy. And how does it taste? Please salty. So please leave us, please leave us a review on iTunes. And as always, you can be our friend at MySpace.com/potismicopilot or you can be our friend at MySpace.com/potismicopilot. You know, hey, Kevin told you not to beat me up anymore about that. Yeah. Kevin's not hosting the show. What's the blog? Kevin loves me. The blog is, I don't know. I think it's potismicopilot.com. Yes. Yeah, I do. Yes. Okay. And you can write us an email and you can email us at potismicopilot@gmail.com. Suck on that. See? See? I was actually going to ask drum to do it, but to prove that drum knew it and you didn't. Good thing you didn't bet on that because I didn't know. Thank you. All right. Well, I think that just about wraps us up. So thank you very much for listening to episode 36 of pot as my co pilot. This is Taylor and Taffy and Jerome and your how to think about that for a second did you um Rodan get better soon and we will see you guys next week bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bitches good