It's our Thanksgiving episode. Well, it starts out that way, but you know us. We get filthy by the end.....
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!
you're listening to a very special Thanksgiving episode of pot is my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy taffy carlile huppington and rodan well I tried to make it Monday but the hailstorm closed oh hair so why car jacked me a hundred nineteen hours and I'll be there I've got no more paid vacation and your family's always rude but I bust my butt to get there for the food well I keep on thinking about your sisters boys and berry pies and the sweet potato casserole brings teardrops to my eyes oh there's lots of carbohydrates and the fat brand counts of tea it's my first excuse to gorge since Halloween will you feed me walls and drumsticks will you heat beans on my plate will you stop me tell my bomb sticks up where your chair can't bear my weight though my seams are ripping I don't mind saying I heart Thanksgiving hi this is Taylor the latte boy and welcome to episode 35 of pot is my co-pilot I'm joined by taffy carlile huppington season's greetings bitches and rodan many thanks givings to you all it's like the death the the death march to you all like a true bye you redneck you've only been there a couple of months he didn't say y'all he said you all yeah I didn't quite contract it properly I don't know about that um how are we all doing we're lovely great thanksgiving is upon us great that sounded sincere yeah right how am I doing let me tell you how I'm doing I just got done listening to a lead afford song oh the only thing that would be worse than that would perhaps be some at the fox yes because I want to have some fun work my body all night long I thank you yes no because tank decided hard every day I ain't staying home no way he decided he needed to rent a movie from the blockbuster and he got streets of fire I love streets of fire I'm not surprised so and Diane Lane and Diane Lane I know when she's like you know 14 yeah and Willem Dafoe look at all creepy and yep when who else is in that who plays Michael praise sister oh the one from too close for comfort that won't the dark hair yeah oh Monroe and Rick Moranis yeah and that lesbian look and Amy Madigan yeah and there's somebody Bill Paxton Bill Paxton's in that I think so I think so I don't know I kept watching it going up you know like I know him I'd vaguely juniors in it for like two seconds and there's a bunch of people that are in it I actually have a couple of the songs downloaded from that soundtrack yeah he had the two songs the she sings I actually have those the one the one at the end I think we have and I think we have of course the one I can dream about you that the only one that ever anyone ever knew from the movie right now I have tonight is what it means to be young and whatever the other one is that's the one at the end when she's in the red dress that has no back right yeah so thank you 1982 nice so Thanksgiving is here it is upon us yes I'm not all about the Thanksgiving right now I don't know why I'm trying really I'm trying to get involved in the Thanksgiving because I have my house all decorated for Thanksgiving but you know I'm still on my scientific eating plan so there'll be no noodles no dressing and no mashed potatoes so that diminishes my joy not to mention no pumpkin pie and no cranberries so it's turkey for me turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey yeah well but you know what turkey can be pretty good now I've created cheats for everything so I'm good you're gonna do your cauliflower mashed potato thing I'm doing cauliflower mashed potatoes and actually I'm doing dressing but instead of bread we're using pork rinds which I know sounds absolutely disgusting but they have no carbs so no a friend of mine back in the day when Atkins was really big he used to eat we used to keep pork rinds in his desk draw all the time well this is dressing made with pork rinds and then pumpkin pie with no crust and splinda and cool whip and all this other bullshit I don't know so you know it's one of those things where I like the idea of Thanksgiving and Taylor will be having Thanksgiving with us so it's sure to be an exciting evening yes I'm looking forward very much that I will be going to the widow Carlisle's house and yes it'll be fun I went last year and it was great lots of really really great food really good food and then you know you can sit and watch my mother and my mother-in-law make ugly faces at one another and that in itself is worth it exactly that that's half the reason I'm going thank you yes and I want to thank you for your your Annie Lieber it's inspired day today because he took our Christmas pictures for our cards today and he did an excellent job actually we ended up with many many pictures that were very good we had a hard time deciding the one we liked the best there were some that were horrible most part were horrible on purpose no I know and honestly one of those that was horrible on purpose is my current background on my computer because it is fabulous so what are you what is your favorite food from Thanksgiving talking about wait a second wait a second why are you not all about the Thanksgiving well because I'm in Louisiana and I pretty much decided that's not worth it to drive all the way back down to Florida for the for the holiday and thanksgiving is very much an anti-holiday for me since I can't eat poultry and that means no turkey for for Rodan why can't you eat poultry because I'm like poultry and tolerant I don't like like all poultry like duck and chicken and any foul any foul any fish it used to only be certain kinds of it used to only be certain kinds of fish and it's all fish and all poultry so basically you're a steak man yes steak and you're pig and cow that's it yep pig cow when we were when we were living together and would have to go out to eat places anything that was like you know if it didn't have a burger we couldn't go there yeah it doesn't make you physically ill or do you just is it like well you just don't like the taste of it or is it just not your thing oh no it makes me ill I vomit all out of my system well I had I had a dinner party last night with a vegetarian that was here and and of course we made you know tons of actual like meat but I asked her I said well you know how long have you been a vegetarian and she said my mom was a vegetarian I said okay so how long have you been a vegetarian she goes I've been since I was born well I said wait a minute I said you mean through like the time you were a teenager she says I've never had me ever she's like yes I've never had a big Mac I've never had anything like that I said well okay I said do you like like poor Bell mushrooms because you know we were gonna grill them and she was like no she's like they're the consistency of meat I said oh so you just don't like the consistency and she goes well no I just don't I've just never had it she's like I've never had barbecue sauce I've never had anything like that so I didn't know if maybe it was just that chicken made you didn't like the consistency of it or if you just actually got sick from it no I had sprout and I went out to dinner about or two years ago that they all at the Olive Garden it was very fancy Taylor's favorite restaurant ever he had swordfish and it smelled so good because normally even fish and chicken and everything just makes me ill just smelling it makes me nauseous well this smelled really really good so I had just this little half inch maybe not even half inch little piece of swordfish about 10 minutes after I had it I vomited the entire rest of the evening oh god yes it was it was horrible so lasagna for you on Thanksgiving all right it's normally steak or roast or something or like if they have ham so well if you're not gonna go to your families are you gonna go anyplace I mean are you gonna I mean it sounds like you've made a lot of new friends or is anybody invited you over for Thanksgiving we're sure you can have that meat yeah I plan on cleaning up after Thanksgiving really that was well post holidays the best time to go to the gay bar no I I don't know yet I mean I have plenty of offers at this point he'll be having some sausage spoken like a let your ass old man speaking of all the all the little twinks who get thrown out of their house when they decide to announce that they're gay on Christmas evening they'll be at the gay bar and I'll be waiting for them hi I'm gay past the dressing I love to suck cock are those yams and there's the title happy Thanksgiving I love to suck cock are those gams good lord that needs to be a t-shirt yeah I know that's not marshmallow on the side of my mouth oh there's always a line and then to happy so is there leaping over it with joy that in itself is a mental picture that'll make me get gone okay well since you don't like the Thanksgiving do you have any memories of when you're a little of things you did like from Thanksgiving like watching the Macy's parade or anything like that you know for the last few years just going over to my mom's house and just hanging out with the family because I don't see my mom and my family very often since I've been you know I've lived away from them since I was 18 so you know when I actually get to go and spend the time with them which I don't do off nearly often enough so when to go for the holidays and stuff just being able to hang around with them and we always end up watching far too many hours Vandy Griffith I mean just because my my step dad my stepfather is this Andy Griffith nut and not just a little bit like a lot and what amazes me about that is because my stepfather is a you know 40 year old black man the fact that he loves a show that pretty much is you know that's centered in the south in the what 40s or 50s or whatever was 60s but okay well I mean but the southern mentality in the 60s which might as well but in the 20s but well maybe it's like a snuff film to him oh my God Jesus it just always strikes me as a bit perverse don't like there's not a but the show may have been filmed in black and white but there are no blacks in it there are no blacks in Mayberry not a soul yeah I want to kill myself why I don't know we are we are like you know what because we're not talking to Taylor we're not talking about Taylor he wants to kill himself so we have to pull him in so what was your favorite thing about Thanksgiving when you were little eating the drumstick did you fight it with your sister over the drumsticks no no my sister wasn't all about the drumstick I was always I like food with a handle so drumsticks are always good to me it's my corn dogs are the greatest food ever but anyways go ahead no we always we always had Thanksgiving at my house you know my grandparents would always come and I come from a you know semi-large Italian family so when somebody says you know pass me a role that means that there's airborne pastries in the air you know just somebody catches it some of my I guess fondest memories would be I just thought of one would be actually when drum and I were together watching the Macy's day parade because that was never anything that I did growing up and that was something that the drum always really liked so that just watching that was always a lot of fun it's gonna be weird you know being in the house this year and him not being here for that so I probably won't watch it because you know I'll be drunk all that'll make for an exciting dinner yeah um actually a couple of years ago would be the Thanksgiving of 12 minutes nothing fancy really 12 minutes that's amazing yes because something was coming out of the oven yes I was feeling particularly amorous Randy Randy a couple of years ago he's gonna kill me I don't even think you probably remembers the story he's probably blocked all he's sexual encounters with you out of his mind oh thank you I'm just kidding yeah I think I'm gonna get drunk now and I said something and he said you know now I'm in the middle of cooking something he was making biscuits or something like that and I don't know what it was and so I said alright fine and I was just sort of laying in bed like reading a magazine and all of a sudden he comes flying through the door like half a dress and go wait 12 minutes nothing fancy let's go which I believe I repeated once when we were all there raised and Rodin was there as well yes I don't think he got it though when you said it did he what you I don't think Jerome got it when Taffy said it because I think you had to tell the story about it after she said it and you and I laugh no he just shot me a dirty look because we were ordering the chocolate souffle and tank says how long does it take and I said 12 minutes nothing fancy and then he kicked me under the table that was the night of the $25 margaritas or martini's remember oh my god when we went to Roy's yes they were $25 yes we all ordered the Roy signature martini and the bill came and they were $25 each our bar tab was more than our food I did not know that I remember that they were it was good I mean but I just was like oh my god 25 dollar martini is someone gonna eat me out while I'm drinking 25 dollars Jesus that kind of drink I expect service oh I didn't mean to get y'all checked up there babe I just throw up a little happy Thanksgiving all right he needs to make room for the turkey on Thursday hmm gas cuz you know it's gonna be a 30 pound turkey or something ridiculous with the duck and a chicken and a whole ham and a timer duckin I think yes they're making the turduckin I believe I don't know they have talked about 14 different foods I have no idea what the hell is a turduckin that's where you put a duck inside a turkey I mean a chicken inside a duck and a duck inside a turkey and then the fat from the duck runs through all the meat and when they slice it it has all the three meats in it yes thank you it's disgusting I'm sorry I wish I could see the look on his face right because I'm sure he's looking like what I'm just well plus someone who doesn't like foul that would probably make them go postal it's poultry-fisting yeah right I think of like how much Crisco you need to be able to even get the duck in the chicken in the turkey you get the duck poppers and that puts in the chicken and then you give the turkey poppers and that puts in the duck duck poppers were so wrong it's foul-fisting with Taylor I'm not fished in any turkeys yet the night is young no wonder drum is blocked on mental yeah right so what is everybody's favorite side dish mashed potatoes yeah really okay mashed is with a white gravy the white flower that you've browned is that what we call it now well when tank helps you cook I think shut up I think my favorite side dish if if I was having a punk-ass bitch reunion Thanksgiving would be drum Riley Calhoun's fantastic macaroni and cheese he does make the best mac and cheese in the whole world in the whole world but I think a normal I really do like dressing though I'm a big dressing girl that's mine yeah I think it's dressing with any poor gravy over everything I don't understand people who have salad and shit like that on Thanksgiving I want the five basics I went dressing I want mashed potatoes turkey cranberries and gravy that's it fat carbs and fat yes exactly and then an hour later after I have to take an app I'd like a piece of pump pecan pie that's fine yeah keep that pumpkin shit I want some pecan there's an element of health to pumpkin I really expect my Thanksgiving to be like I make a little itty-bitty like ham or something and I have a little of that and then I sit in front of the TV watching movies with a pumpkin pie the rest of the day I was not gonna have like the hungry man you know turkey TV dinner no and I expect you know just the thought about that gives me a little bit of a chubby right now Jesus I love he's gonna be sitting there at one point it's gonna be about six o'clock at night and he's gonna have crust all over him where he's just like we're in pajama bottoms and a white t-shirt exactly with a dog sitting beside him that's what I'm having watched the third disc of Jim and the hologram if you can spy on me exactly he thinks we don't know now well now were you a big fan of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade you said you only watched it with drums so no well when I was growing up we had the local parade at a Philadelphia that used to be on channel six and they would have all the local bands and then Al Alberts who had Al Alberts showcase on when I was growing up and he pretty much was this guy that had all of these like a little kid like it would pretty much would have been the jump in a Ramsey show where he had all these little kids in Krenlin and they sing you know my heart belongs to daddy and all that sort of oh god yeah and he would have a big float with all of the kids on it they would all sing something and then at the very end Santa Claus would go down the main main road what the hell's the main road and wow I've lived in St Pete very long I can't remember the main road that the parade used to go down I don't know but right now people are trying to kill themselves here I know now but anyway so that's what I watched when I was when I was growing up as we watch that now see growing up New Orlando we for a few years I don't think they still do it like this but for a few years they had the Macy's Day Parade and then the Disney Thanksgiving Day Parade pretty much at the same time oh yeah and so you pretty much kind of flip between both I was like the Disney one better I never really got into the big floating well now they they show that on TV though right yeah that's what I mean when I was growing up that's the one with Regis and Kelly we're Regis and Kelly hosted yeah it's before Regis and Kelly we're hosting it when I was growing up but yeah it was just like random Disney people would be on you know would host it every year and it's now or they'd have like you know the host of One Life to Live or you know something on a float from some ABC soap opera crap yeah I don't know and they would sing you know Wild Wild West or something like that from the late 80s speaking of Wild Wild West and this has nothing to do with the Wild Wild West but this is a little wild do not post porn on the blog I know I was thinking that too I'm like good for a word he tells me to go he tells me to go to it and see it and blah blah I'm going so we post porn now exactly it was funny the only reason I posted that on pot is my copilot.com was to it made me laugh well and I see why well I will tell you that we did have a few comments one of them says there is a 12-step program from X2 Addicts and actually it wasn't like I was perusing X2 but the time it was on and from another blog called famous like me dot blogspot.com and he posted it and I thought it was funny so I added it to ours and he was cute I agree he is cute you know that it would have made that whole thing and impressive yeah thank you I remember when I could shoot that far it's been a long time Jesus he's waxing nostalgia we are talking about the good old days and by nostalgic he means his cock well the other women funnier as you would have tried to catch it in his mouth or I think he kind of did he did kind it because he moved his face closer but it would have been you know at least in some of the other videos of his that I watched after now is that like is that is that a fetish is there's a name for that I know it's snowballing is so I know that that's not it but I mean is there a name for like how do we go from festive holiday memories to snowball I don't know but I'm just we sound far more interested it's snowballing I'm asking a question seriously is there a fetish or a name for people who can go themselves off and catch it in their mouth yeah what it's called it being you know it's called lucky it's called cannibalism oh god it's called having a high protein diet I don't know that whole thing is kind of I turned it on I was like oh god I couldn't get it off I just couldn't I couldn't get it off literally quick enough I was like click click click click click click oh I'm so glad I did it at home versus like being at work that's why I had all sorts of this is not safe for work do not look at this at work if there are children around put the children away put the children back in their cage turn them off put them in the closet under the floorboard limp and muddy so Rodeon Taylor and I have our own Thanksgiving tradition and what is that and by tradition meaning we've done it once we've done it twice tradition we've done it once oh and that would be what is it Wow Rodeon wants us to go to Minneapolis we do the Friday we do the black Friday shopping oh I am all about doing the black Friday shop and we do it for like thank you thank you okay but Rodan when do you get to go to the black Friday shopping what time do you start like five thank you like five I have never known you to do that a five in the morning last year for the last two years sprout and I would be out there at you know an hour before target opens so whenever that time is that's right so well because Dungeons and Dragons the complete second reason doesn't sell itself it's the complete series thank you but now but the I know in last year we were like sprout was fighting over this it wasn't last year was he before last but last time sprout and I went he got he was getting one of those like black and decker you know because they had that series of things pecker records what what do you call a hooker with braces black and decker pecker record gee you are the range fourth grade called it once it's you back oh yeah that's good oh but yeah no so he got like this almost his fist fight for this last with this little lady for this last like hand blender thing the black and decker cordless he doesn't cost I know and then he had to like I had to like run and get the last stupid Italian dressing thing that you tip on the side and it shakes the Italian dressing around the oil and the whatever yeah you and I can never shop together because if that's what you were running to get grab I would probably have to punch you in the face I didn't want it they've sold those since 1970 you know we we're we're going after the you know it's a 70 inch flat screen you know and for 10 minutes it's only 599 grab one grab one yeah that type of thing literally Taylor last year was it was it was so much fun because he would just stand in the middle of like all the cards and scream like surge the door exactly yeah it was fabulous no I love it I want to go out to eat beforehand I always want to meet at like three o'clock in the morning and then we go to Perkins and then we make our plan of where we're going and then we go and we stand in goof on all the people who are in line in the last five minutes before they open the door we run up and jump ahead the line and fly in man I'm thinking I need to come to Tampa and in years past and in years past we didn't have a podcast to take four that's right so expect for much like the we cast the Black Friday cast though there will be a black Friday cast and I can assure you that we will be interviewing people and by interviewing meaning dodging their punches yeah people I mean Taylor and I huddled around the iPod going oh my god this family has matching hot pink Hawaiian shirts on so they can find each other in the crowd yeah I'll take pictures and you we will do the podcast and we'll post a pictures alongside song don't get anyone's faces it's fabulous now is there any interactive like are you going to like the BFA ads like the Black Friday ads dot net or whatever to see what's on already no what is that we wait there is a what is it again it's like a spy site that previews the ads for Black Friday yeah really because those ads don't come out until when Thursday Wednesday no only Thursday not only at the Thanksgiving paper okay because I was actually at I was at McDonald's today grabbing lunch and they I was purposely looking through the newspaper and everything just said you know from Sunday to Wednesday what the sales are and they're getting they're getting good about it to well like target Best Buy hold on the Magellan Maestro 3200 GPS navigation device at Best Buy will be 169 for two hours is that a good deal I guess so yeah the Samsung S1050 digital camera will be 159 with a free printer so did you find hot you found the website already that quickly I believe I did nice what's AC are an Acer Aspire laptop yeah okay I've never heard of it as a good Acer's it's an okay laptop how much of the laptops with the 16 inch wide screen LCD screen is 279 no shit probably like 80 gig hard drive one gig of memory burns DVDs and CDs Microsoft Windows Vista home basic hmm just let you know well that we always go we always again because we've done it once but well I've done it I've done it for years he's what with me once yeah and we went to Walmart and then we went to Target which the difference in the people okay we're staying we get to Walmart just as they open the doors and it was people screaming and yelling and shoving and pushing and it was and phoobas and muffin top school or right and we watched you know fist fights over you know flat screen TVs and they were selling the year that we went they were selling you know portable DVD players for like eighty nine dollars and it was it was fun it was mayhem that was that was the moment that your mother loved me was standing in Walmart he made my mother laugh which is like getting blood from a turnip yes fabulous were standing watching these two women scream at one another over this yeah because the one woman put down the computer to put on her coat and another one ran up next to and grab the grab the computer box and the woman's like no that's mine she's like you put it down and blah blah blah blah and we're watching this go on and I turned to the widow Carlisle and I said do you smell that and she turns around and she looks me and she goes no what and I pointed up and I went that's poverty to which she had her head on the card beating it because she was laughing so hard and ever since then he can do no I've been her favorite gay you became her mark her mark yeah she is will mean this later there's no question it took me a second to get that there's no question because he's trans fatty yes hey hey I just watched this Thursday's I've seen it yet and it is very good I am almost completely caught up on all of my TV watching I'm thrilled because one Saturday he watched like 16 hours of television in a row oh yeah goodness yeah and I'm caught up to I'm I have all of the Thursday shows and I think that's pretty much it Thursday shows and did you watch the Oprah about the order I watched the first right before we taped it I watched the first hoarders did you not go oh my god I would go crazy in this house yeah no that was I I there was part of me that felt bad for that woman and another part of me that was just like just fucking clean your house well no but that's what I'm saying I after I got done watching it I went out and started cleaning the garage I then I was like because when he says he goes you know what people are going to watch this and they're going to say oh you know that can never be me but if you have more than one junk drawer if you have a closet that has boxes in it that you haven't opened in the last year and I'm thinking holy shit he's like you know then if you have you know Halloween or holiday decorations that you don't use year after year but yet you still hold on to that's how the starts I'm like when he said that I did actually kind of think of you no no it's absolutely us I know that and I'm thinking because our house is very you know it's neat and tidy but it's still there's closets filled with shit that we have no idea what it is because when we moved here a year ago we just put the boxes in the closet right I'm like okay this has got to stop so to guess that that was very intriguing I will say and she very much reminded me of my mother-in-law in a lot of ways so that just made a funnier for me to point and laugh because compassion by name is Taffy Tis the season so anyway getting back to the Walmart Target comparison so it's mayhem and craziness and all that sort of stuff so then after we you know do that and I actually did at one point sort of knock a woman over to get us into Rella doll for my little sister so I so I did officially cross that line of okay now I can say I've done this once I've almost killed somebody to get a mob mentality right then we went to Target and everybody was standing neatly in line at Target and they were handing out free Starbucks to everybody and everybody was talking you know patiently and they you know they opened the doors and it wasn't the mad rush it was everybody walked in one at a line you know one at a time single file it was it was like complete 180 it was pleasant though why I hate Walmart yes see I would never do the opening rush at Walmart there is no way oh but see to me that that is humor at its finest yeah I mean if you're gonna do it if you're gonna get up at five in the morning to do that just go all the way and just yeah no it's because I want to buy some I mean I want to buy you know Lois and Clark season four or you know for $12 or whatever but again they fly off the shelves well I mean I've not had I've not had enough money yet to make try to get one of the big purchases on the day of on Black Friday so this year I've tried to squirt you know squirl away a little bit money so that way I can if I saw like a 50 inch TV for 599 I could get it a 50 inch flat screen yeah target has a 37 inch flat screen for 549 really yeah god damn you people stop telling me about these things you need nothing I know oh yeah right like I don't need anything either it's just I need to fill the void in my heart I know I want that TV Rudy and he did he did just buy himself a little happy yes we are not talking about that on this episode oh apparently we're not talking about this on this episode and by a little happy I mean a small Puerto Rican man that lives underneath it no yeah no happy there's a difference no I don't know and then after after Thanksgiving comes you know the crazy the crazy crazy month yeah you know what you want for Christmas radian my two front teeth no um tell Santa what you want Miss Santa come sit on taffy's lap well while baby and by lap she means face as long as you have a face I'll always have a place to sit Taylor oh table for two you're a horrible person I know so you want a flat screen TV I do I actually I want most of the stuff I don't I lost the divorce I want a home theater system I want a flat screen TV I want sex on a regular basis I mean I want all the stuff I'd lost the divorce your sense of pride back I said some pride your dignity no I think the dignity is long gone again happy Thanksgiving to all our listeners I want to kill myself no I spent Friday night with a 55 and 60 year old gay not never been gay couples there's never been a gay couple but they both dated the same guy for a very long period of time concurrently not concurrently but what's that we need connect so we don't overlap but continuously continuously what they both dated the same guy at the same time no like one dated this guy for 12 years and then the other one day this guy for 16 years and you know it was like boyfriend number one and then boyfriend number two and so now back to back yeah and now that yeah and now they're like good friends and they've been good friends for like 20 years right now Taylor's playing Russian roulette with his hand you know that I just wish I wasn't on call because I probably be drinking right away Rodin are you drinking on this episode I am not because I drank far too much started something on the last one I know I drank far too much on Friday and far too much on Saturday to be drinking the night we should totally do a drinking podcast where we have to have do a shot every time someone says like fuck or something you're right we all well you live with people but Rodin and I they would find our bodies three days later if you're not poisoning it said it no we're a Dan comes to town we're going to do it where we're all together and we do a drinking podcast okay okay are you coming to town in a couple weeks I haven't bought the ticket it's like it's rapidly approaching I know I'll do it tomorrow no you won't this shows over so because it's not a birthday celebration if you're not there I know well here's the thing and that's this is one of the reasons why I'm not going to my mom watching all of my friends say happy birthday to me I'll say happy birthday to you Rodin so yeah then we'll point and laugh because Taylor's gonna be old yes he is gonna be old really old closer to 40 than 30 well and engage not as close as you are but I don't care to be 40 yes you had a nervous breakdown when you turn 30 yeah shut up anyway and he still have the prescriptions to prove it no but you know what Rodin you're gonna love this Taylor has a couple gray hairs really yeah see I think they look cute I think he's gonna look very distinguished when he gets a little gray temples just like tank and but he's getting the mic in his little goatee and I pointed one out to him the other day to which the glare I got was like deafening I said I was just telling you I said the light hit it and it was gray he's like shut up I'm not trying to be mean this is great I believe Taffy has a story that she was supposed to tell last week that she didn't I am not telling a story I already told you that um you can tell that story or I will tell that story that is a story that is not appropriate for all of our listeners we talked about chickens fisting ducks and stuff but we can't tell that story okay I'll tell the story but then that's it oh no no no no no no no no that's it that's it for what do you mean no no no no no no no no no no you don't tell the story and it will be fodder for weeks to come I know okay that's that's why I'm trying to avoid telling you what she started giggling this is what this goes back to like when you're okay this is for all the women who listen and the men who love them okay so my mother is on some quest to try to buy the most expensive car she could possibly buy because she's crazy and void of emotion so she needs to fill it with material things I guess I don't know so we are at a Bentley dealership and she's looking at the Bentley convertibles and she's looking at this and that and the other and so they brought around a Rolls Royce Phantom which Jay Leno was going to purchase and it is a burgundy aborigine color and it has I mean I don't know if you've ever seen a phantom or not but they're the most amazing cars I mean they are just amazing and the sticker price on the window was three hundred and twenty thousand dollars oh my god so of course we're like yes we want to sit in it yes we love it it's the most beautiful car I've ever seen and you know mom's going oh my god this is amazing and you know it just made that you know $200,000 piece of shit we were looking at just look like crap and all that stuff so we get into this thing which is absolutely gorgeous and it's I mean this thing is just there's no word you can use to describe it and the leather seats are the color it's called buttercream frosting that's the color of the leather seats and he's going into where's I'm sitting in the passenger my mom's sitting in the driver's seat the dealer's in the back and he's telling us all about how you know this is you know this leather is I don't know rubbed by blind monks no I mean not really but I mean it's just it's a process that they have to do to make it and how it's just this the softest most wonderful seats and I proceed to get up and go look at the Range Rovers and when I get up I've started my period thank you but it gets better it gets better because the leather seats are handmade in the Phantom they're stitched with thread that absorbs color quicker than leather uh-huh uh-huh so my god oh yeah oh no no it is so much worse than you can even imagine at this point so I get out of the car which my mother goes Taffy and I turn around I'm like and she's like oh my god go to the trunk you know I just bought towels for the condo there's towels the trunk get a towel get a towel I'm like I'm going now and she's like there's you know we had just been shopping thank God because I had clothes I could actually change into but so we go and get the towel and we're like trying to get everything off and he had brought us bottles of water and at this point he has gotten out of the car because one of the little guys that are you know that are shuffling cars back and forth have come up and they're supposed to bring around the convertible for her to see and so thank God when he got out the cars when I just said okay I'm gonna go look at the Range Rover's that's when I got out so he didn't he has not he's not aware of this so we're like pouring the water on the town we're trying to wash and of course the more we're trying to wipe it off the threads are turning a lovely shade of pink and I'm like oh my I mean I'm like I'm almost in tears at this point I swear to God it was it was I there is no I can't believe you were almost into I would have been hysterical yeah well no because it was one of those things where my mom just kept looking at me with her mouth open like oh my god and I just kept looking at her like get out of this fucking car now I'm just like get out of the car get out of the car and she's like you know we have to try to and it wasn't a lot but it was enough that it was you know any of it was too much at that point so we're like doing the best we can and we're here it goes along it was an exclamation point a little mensies will do ya this was an exclamation point this was not a period so so we got I mean we got the for the most part everything looked fine and we get out of the car I told mom I said get in the car and get out of here right now I don't care what they're bringing up I am never coming back to this place ever again and she's and she's laughing hysterically so we get in the car and she like you know leaves and she calls back and she calls the guy and she's like you know my daughter had an emergency and we had to leave and you know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so then we started talking and we're thinking you know this guy left us in this 300 plus thousand dollar car keys are in it so now for now obviously we're sitting in front of a dealership I'm sure that there's cars there's cameras and everything but nonetheless we set in the car we clean the car for a good three to five minutes easily enough time to have pulled out of the you know out of the parking lot but I it was it was absolutely one of those moments where I just thought I I need to just I need to go home and take a moment oh my goodness that's that's my embarrassing story probably for the year yeah I think you're good for at least two or three more yeah that's that's wow that's that's about it we had a story happen to us over the weekend hmm Taylor would you like to share okay so we go and have lunch on Friday as we are you know often to do I think Friday was like day four of last week but that's fine and during during lunch we were talking about how the oldest Huffington as I like to refer to as lollipop thank you for that once a new coat for when they go way to Europe so she apparently we went to target we're looking around target for a little while and she mentioned that she Taffy mentioned that she wanted a pea coat and I had been in Coles recently so I said oh I know that the Coles has pea coats they at least have men's pea coats in there and they're really really nice they probably have women's too and you know and they did have a lovely Vera Wang pea coat it was I loved it very much right and it's always you know the best sale of the season is you know this weekend at Coles and it was a Friday so I figured we would be okay so we go into Coles and we're looking at coats and everything and then I said well let me see you know I want to look at coats too because I'm gonna be going back up to Philadelphia you know for the holidays and I know that it's you know often gets chilly you know up north really so I'm brisk yes brisk and makes men nipples hard I find this coat that so I'm trying on coats and I really like this one particular coat and it was this long wool black coat and it was it's a beautiful coat and it says on the sign $100 50% off so it's $49.99 now the sign is above the rack that has all of the coats and this is a very it's a fully lined dress coat it's a very nice coat yeah so you know Taffy says why don't you get it and I said well because I really don't have the money right now and I'm just sort of looking at coats then Taffy says well if I get it for you it'll be your birthday present so I was like are you because he's a kept man right that he is and I'm thinking I'm thinking you know okay and I'm sort of humming and hauling over it and I don't really know if I wanted you know that's the $50 seems like a lot of money I think his exact words were you are not buying me a fucking coat you know customers everywhere and it looks like we're having a domestic dispute in domestic violence in the little goals we continue shopping we're looking around you know then we get up to the counter and she had bought a couple of other things so they run it through they run it through the register and first they run like a hat that she was buying and they said oh because we're getting ready to have our moonlight madness sale this additional 50% off it's like okay great so that runs through and then runs throughout something else then it's you know oh this is an additional 15% off so you say $4.50 okay great so then they run the coat through and I'm thinking oh well maybe we'll get an additional like you know 10% off or something off this coat so she goes okay well this coat is half off and that makes it a hundred and thirty seven dollars oh yeah and we both went we both went and then just sort of looked at one another we said no that coach 49 99 I'll let Taffy take over from this point so the little girl is like I don't think so because when I ran it through it says it's on sale for a hundred and thirty nine I said that's fine call manager I don't care I'll stand here as long as you want so she calls the manager the manager comes over she explains it to the manager and the manager's like oh well if that's what it's ringing up I said no I'll be happy to walk back there with you so we start walking we get back there and I said it's very plain all of these jackets are on the exact same rack and there's the sign and she says well the sign says that it's the dawker jackets these are chaps by Ralph Lauren I said then I guess the person who's working in men's has a problem because I'm gonna get the jacket for the 49 dollars that's really not my problem and she's like well you know sometimes they do this so fast and they just you know I and she's kind of looking at me with the whole you know I don't know what to do I guess you're out of luck and I'm looking at her with the bitch I'm gonna get the jacket so we stood there for a few more minutes and she's like you know scanning numbers into her little handheld thing and she's calling you know Matthew from the men's department so he can come over and try to tell me the same thing she's just told me and so I finally said you know what I have to go pick up my daughters from school do you want to walk back up with me because I it's really a done issue as far as I'm concerned it would be different if there was one or two of them and then the dawker ones were in the back the entire rack was the chap's jackets with the sign above it you know let's get real so she goes back she takes the sign down she walks back up front and they're standing there trying to figure it out and she goes that's really a really big percentage off you know I don't know how you want me to put that in it ended up being 83% off and we got it was almost $300 yep and we got it for the 49 99 nice so at this point now it's not a question of whether or not I wear the jacket I'm like oh shit a $300 jacket yeah at this point it was it was gonna if it was gonna be 49 dollars or I was going to take it out of her ass whoa she was once once she just once she realized the fact that we were gonna stay in there until we got the jacket for $9 she pretty much was like well you got a really good deal we're like yeah we know thanks bye so he like skipped out of school oh my gosh but I haven't worn it yet I am saving it to my birthday which is stupid you should have worn it was cool last night no but it looks really good I'm gonna be able to wear it like two three times a year so you might as well get every opportunity you can't out of it well I'll wear it the entire week that I'm home well yeah and then I'll have it for other I'll have it for what it's cool down here and it's a nice looking coat now Coles in general I've decided I'm not necessarily all about mostly because of the way the people who work there are because everything you just said about the person you just talked about in Coles and all the people there exactly the same here my mother's all about the Coles my mother's like a Coles addict well and it's because but you know what's amazing is the people who love Coles are that way they're crazy for it well because they think they're getting a better deal than they really are oh I think that's you know everything's off of like this bloated manufacturers real to retail price kind of thing but these are the same people that think that you know targets just way so overpriced right exactly to the season to shop yeah getting back to the season because you know I want to kill myself um so we're not so good with the theme cast no we'll get better with it though what are we all thankful for I'm thankful for you I'm thankful for you - oh you guys I could take him or leave him the cockles of my heart I'll tell you what I'm truly thankful for what I'm truly thankful that I am thankful if that makes any sense I am thankful for the fact that I can see how truly blessed and lucky I am in my life and I am thankful that I realize that and I don't take it for granted okay that sounds nice and a hallmark card sort of way in a narcissistic sort of way I'm thankful for me and we're thankful true I mean it's true if more people realize how lucky they actually were I think you know that better I that's I've had a hell of a year with just you know all sorts of stuff not much of which we've talked about on this show and some of which we haven't talked about for various reasons and I am just you know with looking back at it you know it's just been a crazy year and I'm thankful that that's you know that I've gotten through it and I've gotten through it stronger and that it's almost over yeah you know this has been one healthier for me too I mean for both of us and you know I'm I'm glad you know I'm thankful I can walk I'm thankful that you know that I have a job and you know it's been a yeah I mean it's just the being a place where things have calmed down again and kind of like I can live a normal life again it's very nice and another thing that you know kind of wrapping it all up and you know one thing that I also know thing that I think for and I think that I can say safely say that both of you are thankful to is all of our listeners oh absolutely absolutely all of the people who have taken the opportunity and taken a chance on us and listen to us I mean you know 9,000 downloads that is amazing that's unbelievable actually we're up to like 9300 so we're coming very close to our 10,000th download which just fucking blows my heart because it took us like five months to get 5,000 yeah yeah and then all of a sudden we've definitely been steamrolling but you know what then we have to be thankful for other podcasts to have helped us a long way yeah well let me get through my thing and then you can kiss my ass I mean when this started thank you honey we are thankful for your ass um when this all just started with Taffy and I sitting in a little sushi place in Largo and me saying I'm gonna do this podcast thing and I think that many of us myself included thought I will do this four or five times and then you know I'll get tired of it move on to something else and the fact that it's become to where we've gotten emails from people saying that we are their favorite show you know I listen to other shows and to think that somebody thinks that we're their favorite it's just completely blows my mind the appreciation and everything that everybody has it's just thank you all so much that's that's really all I want to say is just thank you all so much for having taken a chance on us and and listen to us and laugh at our stories and you know and and take the time to email us and leave us reviews on iTunes which if you haven't done that yet please do so and you know and also you know getting back to what Taffy said I mean I want to thank and we all want to thank we're thankful for Michael and Kevin of Q cast and ramble redhead ramble redhead absolutely on a show and Rodan will be on pretty soon I talked to him the other night and Rodan's episode should be up in the next week or so and just you all are amazing to us and we are very blessed to have you you know listen to our show and that's you know I'm not doing this justice so somebody else say something so on Thursday when you're fisting your turkey think of that you know I would have never believed that people would have found our stories and these little snippets of our lives amusing and it's it's just an amazing experience thus far so so thank you it blows my mind sometimes when I like click on the blog to check things out and we'll have you know like a couple of them we've had nine and ten comments and they're all from different people or or it's just it's just a comment that says you know oh my god I feel the exact same way and I just when I read those it just makes me I you know what the ideas of these people are all over the world and they're all over the United States and yeah they're just they're checking out our blog and they're listening to what we think and they think it's funny and they agree with us it kills me that's the thing that really was crazy in the beginning when we first started just the blog it was you know Saint Petersburg Clearwater Saint Pete you know when you go on the site leader and now we have people in Germany and Mexico and Australia and you know it all over the world it's just it's just it's just incredible yeah so on behalf of Taffy and Rodan you know happy Thanksgiving everybody and we will definitely see you real soon so this is Taylor and Taffy and Rodan have a good week everybody happy Thanksgiving well I keep on thinking about those pilgrims 16 20 feast it's their fault with my blood pressure and cholesterol increased if you want help washing dishes I devised a brilliant plan I'll just fall asleep and blame the trip the fan will you feed me till there's nothing will you feed me broiler loads will you stop me for the stuffing until my gastric track explodes and if I'm still living I'll keep on saying I heart Thanksgiving hey go easy on those cranberries old lady I haven't had third yet
