I've got a puppy on my lap. - Oh, yes I do. - Kiss it. Okay, just look at me. Okay. - So how is the puppy thing working out? - Wait, just save it for the... - Jesus. - He needs to do the damn opening. - Jesus. Okay. - Three, two... (upbeat music) - You are listening to Pod Is My Co-Pilot, with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. (upbeat music) - Welcome to episode 31 of Pod Is My Co-Pilot. This is Rodan. - And Taffy. - And we're joined. - Sorry. (laughing) - And Taylor. - Taylor had to go last. Taylor's on bottom. - Yeah, well. - The bottom always goes last. That's good for our listeners who are interested in you to know. - Or better yet, a bottom always comes first. (laughing) - Trust me, no. (laughing) Yeah, right. It's just so much work to have to go back to the bottom after you've already come. - And we're in minute one, and we're already talking about power bombs. (laughing) That would be a new record. - We're halfway through minute one, and we're already talking about power bottoms. - Lovely. - Did either one of you happen to see it's always sunny in Philadelphia? Not this week, but the week before? - No. - They, part of the story was that they were trying to get somebody to buy their business from them, and it was the guy that was on two guys and a gal in a pizza place. The cute guy. - Never saw that either. - Rodan knows who I'm talking about. - The cute guys. - No, the other guy, the other guy. - Oh, you're a cute boy. - Yeah. - Anyway, so they take him to a strip bar and it ends up that he's gay, and it starts this whole conversation of where, you know, well, you're not young, so that would mean you're a bear. You know, you're either to be a bear or a twink, and Danny DeVito is there, and he goes, would I be a twink? And they're like, no, you're entirely too old, but you could be a power bomb. No, I think I'd like Danny DeVito going, no, I think I'd like to be a top. It was hysterical. It's always sunny in Philadelphia, on FX, one of the best shows on television. - Nancy, I watched the first two episodes. I was just like, eh. - It's gotten better. - The first two episodes were a little like, oh God, these are the two that I told her to watch, and she's not gonna like it, but-- - I'll have to give it another chance. - Yeah, pretty good, yeah. - Okay, I'm sitting here, and I have a puppy desperately trying to kiss my face. - Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it. How is that going with your new puppy? Everyone's still in love? - I think so, even though he was pretty pissed at me earlier, 'cause I gave him a shower in the orgy shower today. - And the orgy shower? - Yes, because I had to clean the shower, 'cause I had six men in there earlier in the weekend. - Are you being serious? - Yeah, they were fixing the plumbing. - No, fixing your plumbing. - Yeah, yeah, clean in his pipes. - Leipive, dig on. - I've got a snake that'll take care of that. - Yeah, the orgy shower had been backing up laundry water and toilet water and-- - Oh God, Jesus. - Yeah, they've been over like three times to try to fix it, and this is the third. It looks like they finally, finally, finally got it right. - What have you been eating? - Or better yet, what have you been showering with? How much hair is on your body that's clogging it up that bad? - Yeah, right. - So did the puppy like the shower? - There's a reason why. - Oh, he liked the shower better than the baths I've given him, so it was okay. But it was one of those funny things, 'cause he had nowhere to go, and he kinda started to realize that, and so he was trying to run, he was like spider dog for a few minutes. - Oh no, mine. - Trying to find the walls. - When I used to give Hershey showers, the only way to describe it was, remember the scene in 12 Monkeys where Bruce Willis is pressed up against the wall. Oh, this is head down. That's pretty much when I used to give Hershey, that's what it always reminded me of, where you just sort of like lay there in the corner of the tub with his, or you would sit up with his head down and just lookin' all defeated. - Yes, but when you were giving him a shower, it was a golden shower. - Yes, yes, you're absolutely right. I urinated on my dog regularly. - Oh. - The secret is out, I confess, I confess. - And we've created a new fetish here on pot, it's my coop pot, but I don't want it. - I don't want it. - That is your pet peeing on you. What are you gonna bet that's fetish? - Oh. - A fetish. It's not a fetish, it's a fetish. - A fetish? - I'm sure that's on ex-hubes on place. - Oh, yeah. (laughs) - So, have you decided whether or not you're going to get the other one? - I'm thinkin' against, even though the other puppy's still on the website, so. - Go get him. - And why are you against this? Because you're realizing how much work one puppy is? - Yeah, exactly, and I don't need, I mean, he's already figured out my routines better than I figured out his. But don't you think you might want a friend? - I'm supposed to be sick. Like while you're at work. - I don't think so. He seems to be pretty content. - Now do you put him in the crate? - Yes. - Oh, that's good. - He is getting, well, and I was keeping him in the crate at night too, but I'm too weak for that. I mean, he was fine, but I'm just like, oh no, come on here. - Come sleep with me. (laughs) - So yeah, so he's, which is kind of good because he wakes me up if he needs to go outside, so. - Oh, that's good. - That is good. - Yeah, that's especially good with a puppy as little as he is. 'Cause usually they just go to the far end of the mattress and, you know, oh, this looks like a good spot. - Nice. - No, he seems to be, for the most part, unless I see him-- - And by puppy, I mean, you know, Filipino boy that I gave it back and cut. (both laugh) - The twins that are limp and muddy underneath your floorboards. - Oh my goodness. - Notice he didn't deny that. - Yeah, right. - No, I was just trying to figure out a way to just explain that as a joke, but that from, it was on Frank DiCaro one time. They were talking to the straight, they were talking to the straight intern about what is his fantasy and he said, twins, of course. And then, and they went, oh yeah, of course, that's every straight guy's twins. And he was like eight years old limp and muddy under the floorboards of my house, which I thought, obviously he was joking and I thought that was very funny, so. So occasionally I talk to Taffy about, you know, limp and muddy under the floorboards of my house. It's not as funny when you have to completely explain the joke. (laughs) - No, I'm good, I didn't even go to chuck a lot of that. - Oh, well, fuck you. - So how was your boy's weekend? Anything exciting happened? - Mine, I was, I had a very interesting week. - Yeah. - I have boy problems. - And boy problems, I don't mean like a burning sensation. - I said like a menstrual cycle boy problem. What kind of boy problem? - I mean like problems. - Put your nickel in the box and let's talk about it. - I mean, thank you, Lucy Vintel. - You mean, you mean boy relationship problems? - Yeah, kind of. I started, I don't know that you would call it. I guess I'm dating this guy. - Or fucking this guy. - I think the appropriate terminology is fucking, but. - Thank you. - No, because we've, okay, let me, all right. - Wait, does he listen to the podcast? - No, no, and I purposely not told him the name of it because I figured I was gonna talk to the two of you about it. Met him out for coffee on Monday night. Nice guy, had a lot in common, ended up maybe doing a little bound check about. And that was, you know, it was nice. And then, you know, occasionally getting the text messages and you know, just checking in to see how you're doing, all that sort of stuff, and I would write back. And in the beginning, very good about, you know, I'm in a meeting right now, I can't talk, I'll talk to you later. And then the messages would stop. Cut to wanting to get together, you know, talking on the phone, wanting to get together Friday night. So we decide that we are going to go out to dinner. We ended up going out to a Mexican restaurant and ran into Taffy Carlisle, Huffington. - Oh my God, really? - Yes, and you really didn't know that they were going there. He never told me. - No, 'cause it was very last minute. 'Cause he wanted to go to Don Pablo's and I was like, you know, really? No, if we're gonna, if I don't like Mexican food normally, but if I eat Mexican food, I like this place called Carmelitas. They have a bunch of them here in Pinellas County. So we went to Carmelitas and then ran into the Huffington's, though I didn't realize that until Tank came over to the table and yelled, oh, so this is why you're standing me up. I see the way you are and then turned around and walked away. - Which is why you have to love him yet again. - Yes, so then I went over and said hi to the family, but they were singing another part of the restaurant that eventually, I know on some level it was killing Taffy that her husband got to see the guy that I was going on a date with, but she didn't. So she came over to say hello. Yes, we were leaving and I didn't linger. I was very well behaved. - Yeah, we didn't linger. But during the conversation was, I said, you know, that's my friends, you know, that's my friend's husband and I'll be right back and all that sort of stuff. And he starts talking about me meeting his friends, which is okay, I guess. I'm thinking to myself, I've only really met you, you know, one time other than this and it seems a little early. Then he starts talking about his father who lives in the area and says, well, you'll understand when you meet him and I'm thinking I've only been out really on one date with you, one and a half, not even one and a half dates at this point 'cause we've only been together about an hour. So I sort of went, yeah, okay, all right, fine. So then he's doing the whole, I just like you. I just like you so much. I just really like you. I just really think great, which is nice, which is very nice to hear. But I'm also getting that feeling of - I don't like you as much as you like me. - Right, you know, I'm thinking to myself, he's a really nice guy, all that sort of stuff. So then he says, what are you doing this weekend? And I pretty much said, you know, what are you doing the rest of the weekend? And I had a bunch of things I wanted to do around the house, all that sort of stuff. So I decided that I was going to say I had plans Saturday night. So he goes, well, let's get together on Sunday. So I said, fine. Well, for one thing, drum was supposed to come over today to pick up some chairs that were here, that he left here at the house, that he's giving to his mom. And at one point, when I'm talking to said guy on the computer, he's very, what are you doing today? What's on your schedule? And I said, well, I'm waiting for my ex to come by to pick up some, you know, some stuff from the house. Oh. - Well, he might have just wanted to get together with you. - Is that, well, no, and he said, well, you know, I want to get together with you sometime today. And I said, well, you know, it depends on, you know, what time, you know, drum's coming over 'cause I didn't want to have the whole, where they had to do them at the same house at the same time. All that sort of stuff. So then he says, well, I was thinking maybe I could come over like around six or seven o'clock. Now, I know that we're taping the show tonight. So I said to him at one point, well, that's fine. I said, we can hang out for a little while and then I'm going to be taping my podcast. So what does that mean? Well, that means that, you know, when it's time for me to tape my podcast that you're going to have to go home. Well, why can't I stay? Because I'm going to be taping a podcast. - And because I didn't invite you. - Right. Well, I can just, you know, and also he works where he works at a job where he has to be up earlier in the morning and I said, this way you can, you know, go home and you can get some sleep before you go to work. Well, but you have a bed. And I'm like, oh no. - Really? He said that and you can't let him come over anyway? - So, well, I think, I couldn't tell if he was joking or, you know, so I'm just like, no, you know, because at this point I'm thinking to myself that's not going to happen. So he proceeds-- - Well, is this the least good? - Let me finish. So he proceeds to, what am I going to say? So he comes over tonight and it's clear-- - Oh, so he still did come over. - He still came over and it's kind of clear that he wants to do the whole, like, I, you know, I want to just kind of make out and what to do with this or stuff. And I kind of was in, I'm just sort of in, I'm sort of stressed out today because of, you know, car stuff which I posted around the blog and all that sort of stuff. And I really kind of wasn't in a, I'm in the mood to, you know, smooch and all that sort of stuff. So we kind of hung out and talked for a while. And then we went and picked up dinner and then, you know, came back here and had, we picked up dinner and then had it back here at the house. And towards the end of the evening, he was, you know, it's getting to where it's, he knows what time we're going to be, you know, taping tonight and all that sort of stuff. And he's settling down to watch TV. So I'm like, okay, what can I do to start this ball rolling? So I said, um, let's take my dogs for, I can't, WA, okay. They're sitting right here. So if I say, they'll go crazy. So he said, oh, okay. So we took the dogs for a WA, okay. And then came back to the house and I had made muffins earlier. I made these like cinnamon muffins that I had a kit. I had, I was that just, I needed to do something and it was quick and painless. So I said, um, so, and as it came out of my mouth, I realized it was sort of a shitty way to say it, but I said, so do you want a muffin for the road? Oh, really, that was transition. And as I was saying and I went, that didn't come out the way a minute to, I just meant that you're going to need to go soon because I have things that I have to get done and all that sort of stuff. And he goes, oh, so you're throwing me out. And I said, well, kind of yeah. I said, but not, you know, but I had these things that I needed to do and he was just like, well, how long do you think you're going to be doing that? And I said, well, it depends because I'm going to be editing and all that sort of stuff thing. And then he's doing the, like, I'm trying, like, I'm trying to do like the kiss goodbye sort of thing, but it's one of these where he's like, wanting to jam his tongue down my throat. And I'm trying to do the nice, okay, I had a really nice evening and all that sort of stuff. To the point of where I'm like cock blocking his tongue, like with my mat, you know, trying to like do all these weird, it was just horrible. So it sounds like about halfway through the night, you were kind of ready for him to go. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. So then as he's walking out the door, he says, so what are your plans for the week? And I said, well, I said, I've got, you know, I've got to deal with all this car stuff tomorrow and then I've got some stuff where going on to work where I have to plan 'cause I have a team conference that I'm running on a Friday and I need to get all the materials that I need and all that sort of stuff. And it's going to be really kind of hectic and everything. I said, and then Saturday night, I have plans with Taffy and a bunch of people, you know, doing something. And then I'm going to be going to Orlando for the weekend on Sunday and Monday to see my family who's flying in to go to Disney. And I said, but maybe we can do something a little later in the week. You mean like Tuesday? Or I was thinking maybe Thursday or Friday, but you know, we'll see. Okay, so I'm thinking I don't, he's a nice guy. That's the thing that sucks about this is 'cause I've gone out with some real creeps over the last couple of months and this is, he's a nice guy. We have a lot of things in common, but I just, he, I seem. And this could be very big-headed of me, but it feels like he likes me more than I like him. - And well, that's when you hit it now. - Yeah, I think you need to let him off the hook early 'cause if you, if you let this go on another date, it is, it is going to only get worse. - Yeah, except Taylor wants a fuck buddy. He doesn't want a boyfriend. So he doesn't want to let him off the hook too easy because then the good sex goes away. - But no, but then you say-- - I can't get another fuck buddy. - No, hold on. What I was going to say is that-- - Your voice went really high when you said that by the way. - Yeah, right? - He didn't get another fuck buddy. - God. - Jesus. But hold on a second. So, I mean, I think even if you say I'm, I'm only looking for something physical right now, I don't want to get anything, you know, emotional. Blah, blah, blah, because of, you know, your-- - Well, that's what I'm thinking is that I'm going to have to do that. And I just, I feel like that is such a jerk move, you know, like, not that I'm just looking for something physical, but I'm just looking to have fun and this has, you know, I'm picking out China patterns written all over it. And I am just kind of like, I don't necessarily want to-- - I would still err on this side of honesty. I mean-- - I'm just so proud of you right now, Taylor. I am just so proud. - Why? 'Cause you've gotten to be a little playa. You're a bear playa now. - I could hardly call myself a playa. - But he really likes the fact that you're calling him playa. (laughs) - Oh yeah, no, I'm sure, I'm sure he's sitting over there. - Well, because he's the OP, the original playa. So that-- - I just prefer horror, but you know, whatever works. - All right. Well, whatever you like to call yourself taffy is fine with us. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Oh man. - So that would be the big, you know, like kind of, I just, I'm not sure. So I need to give some thought on this. However, I did have something very cool happen to me earlier in the week. As I posted on, actually, I don't think I've told you they're one of you, this story yet. I got to see David Sedaris on Tuesday night, who is possibly my all-time favorite author. And he was performing some of his writings that he's done for like the New Yorker and for NPR and all that sort of stuff. So I didn't even know he was gonna be in town. And I get this, you know, I'm in a meeting on Tuesday mornings and one of my coworkers, the only other guy in my department, his name is Eric, he's very cool. He says, so I'm gonna go see David Sedaris tonight. And I'm like, oh my God, I didn't even know he was here. And he was like, yeah, 'cause all my friends already bought their tickets. I have to buy a mine at the box office. So I'm gonna have to sit by myself. And I was like, I'll totally go with you because I would love to see him. Cut to a couple of hours later where he gives me a phone call saying, you know, this is at this point, it's about 5.30. And the show starts at eight o'clock and we had made plans to meet at about seven. He tells me that he has locked his keys in his car out in front of a client's office. - That sucks. - Yeah, so he says, I don't know, you know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it, but I'm waiting for Triple A to come. And I don't know how long they're gonna be. They're telling me it's gonna be an hour, all that sort of stuff. And I have this quandary of, do I really go see something like this by myself and, you know, what's that gonna be like? And is that gonna be weird? And I've been to movies by myself, but just the whole idea of going is, it just was a very weird feeling. So I wasn't sure what I was gonna do, but I thought, okay, what the hell, you know. So I decide, you know, I call them multiple times and I say, I'll just come get you and then I'll sit with you, you know, you can sit in my car in the air conditioning and wait for the Triple A to come after the show and all that sort of stuff. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no. So he said, but there is a chance that they couldn't come get me. So I proceed to stand out in front of them a happy theater until about 7.35. And there's all sorts of people there, which is very funny watching the NPR crowd versus the, you know, angsty undergrad writer with their, you know, long sleeve black shirt and their hornroom glasses and their skinny jeans smoking clothes cigarettes. And there's like, you know, nine or 10 of them in a group together standing out in front. So I decide, okay, I can't wait for them any longer. I'm just gonna, you know, so I call them, leave a message saying, I'm gonna just buy my ticket and, you know, hopefully we'll be sitting near each other if you manage to get here before the end of the show. Before the show starts. So I go to the box office and I'm standing there and I say, I need one ticket, please. And she goes, and the woman says, where do you want to buy it? And she's showing me the map. And I hear this, excuse me. And I turn around and there's a girl about 23, 24 years old. And she says, do you want my ticket? - No. - And I said, what? And she said, I have an extra ticket and my friend isn't gonna be able to come and I would hate for her to go to waste. Do you just want, do you want the ticket? And I said, how much do you want for it? 'Cause you can just have it. - Wow. - And I was like, yeah. So I got to sit for, I got to see David Sedaris for free. - Hi. - Would the seats go? - Yeah. The seats were, no, the seats were lousy. We were all the way up. We were literally the last row. Our backs were up against the wall. But then the top section wasn't very full. So eventually all of everybody sort of made it to the bottom of the balcony and we all sat and, you know, and that's not necessary. It's just him standing at a podium talking. So it's not like you necessarily need to see him. - Did Eric make it? - No, he didn't make it. And then I called him afterwards and told him about the free ticket. He was like, yeah, you suck. And I'm like, I know it's awesome. I rock. Her name was Julia. She was very nice. She just graduated from University of Florida and was, you know, an art major. And we had a really nice conversation and we were sitting there talking the entire time. So then I felt bad because I was going to pay with a credit card. So I didn't have any cash on me to actually offer some money for the ticket. So afterwards, before and after David Sedaris was signing books, which kills me that I did not think to bring one of my books with me for him to sign, but oh well. So when she had brought a book with her, so I walked with her, you know, I helped her find where he was set up and I handed her my business card and said, you know, she had mentioned that she doesn't, she likes to go to things like this and she doesn't have any ready to go with. And I said, please give me a call the next time you see something that's interesting to you. I said, I would love to, you know, it would be my treat, you know, or I'll take you out to dinner sometime or something like that. And she sort of gets this look on her face and I went, it's okay, I'm gay, I'm not coming on to you. I just need, I just want to, you know, as a thank you. Yeah, I said that to her and she laughed and she went, okay, 'cause I guess she was afraid that I was trying to pick her up after all of that, but now. So those are, so, but David Sedaris was hysterical. He's just, I just love his humor, very, very dry. Taffy, I can't believe you've never read any of this stuff. I've never read any of this stuff. You said it's fabulous. Though I do like the Amy Sedaris too. Her book is, her book is creepy. The pictures are creepy, but it's hysterical. And the best section of the book, how to keep your vagina clean, it's hysterical. Oh my God, that book, that book kills me. I'll let you read, I'll bring one of my books the next time I see it, and you can read it. It's one of those that you would knock out in an afternoon, and it's hysterical, so. Well, Saturday night, we went to the Largo Fire Department's open house. No, no, no, no, you should have been with us. You get to pick up a firefighter? 25 firemen in uniform who want to do nothing, but be everyone's best friend. And show us how to slide down the pole and show us their big hoses and let us ride in the truck. Like you don't know how to slide down a pole. Thank you, but it was actually, I mean, you know, it's Largo, so the people who were there were precious. But the firemen were great, and they were gorgeous, and they all were in their uniforms, and they were as sweet as they could be, and they had the big giant trucks out, and the kids got to ride in Elman. I got to ride one, and it was silly, and just something fun to do. And by ride one, she means a fireman. Exactly, yes. The tank have to watch. Yeah, well, someone has to hold a camera, but, you know, it was just one of those kind of, I was very disappointed I didn't get to go home for the soccer festival, so it was just something that was just, you know, very, very kind of down homey, go and hang out at the fire station, but there was a ton of people there, and they had-- That sounds very autumnal. Yes, and then they had a chili cook-off contest, and it was all free, and you could taste all the chili, and vote for your favorite one, and all that kind of stuff, and it was silly, but it was a lot of fun. So there was a ton of people there, which was very surprising to me, but, you know, what are you gonna do? And then today we went to Mosey. Oh, cool. We went to Mosey, and then we-- What was going on there? Mosey being the Museum of Science and Industry Intern. Well, for Christmas, this past Christmas, my daughters as one of their, you know, stocking stuff or whatever thing, got 100 shares of the Odyssey exploration, because, you know, giving stocks to 11-year-olds is such a good idea, but actually, it's a very good idea for myself. And they think it's, they actually think-- Who gave them stocks? They get stocks every year for Christmas. From you? From me and from the widow Carlo. Okay. From Santa Silly. No, Santa doesn't give stocks. (laughs) No, but then they have stock certificates. They actually, our eldest has quite a nice portfolio going for herself, because she's gotten stocks and bonds since she was about six. And the little less Huffington, who is a miser, and who will watch a stock market, and knows the difference between a bull and a bear, you know, much like Tank. Actually, much like Taylor. (laughs) She's way more into it. And so, they each got 100 shares of Odyssey. And Odyssey exploration has a big thing over at Mosie, and it's going to be ending next weekend. So, we decided to take them over there today, so they could see, you know, just a little more about what the stock is, 'cause most of their stocks are things that they know about, like Disney and, you know, major corporations they've heard of. You know, we got in really early in pods, like the portable on-demand storage. And so, they have a lot of shares of pods, which is really nice now, because now they're, you know, everywhere. - So, you're saying you're 11-year-old is worth more than I am? - I'm saying my 11-year-old is worth more than I am. (laughs) At least right now. But no, I mean, none of their stocks have come to maturity, and they obviously know, you know, some of them not to sell, ever. But, so we went over there, and then we went to see Transformers on the IMAX Dome, which by the way, IMAX Dome, really cool, not for movie-like Transformers, because you have-- - It's curved, right? - Well, not only is it curved, but it's, you know, 200 feet all the way around you, and I kept having closed my eyes every once in a while, because it was so much movement and so much sound, which Transformers is an amazing movie. I mean, it's absolutely amazing. One of the best movies of the summer. And, but the sound is another character in the movie. I mean, it's truly-- - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, and in this IMAX, it was just overwhelming where it would go straight through you, to the point where you'd have to put your head down, and just kind of hold your head for a second, to kind of regroup where you were. But it was great, in some ways, in some ways it was really, really overpowering, but it was, you know, it was something to do on a Sunday. (laughs) It was nice. And then we went to a restaurant I've never eaten at, over in West Shore. It was something like Marshall's Seafood House, or something, it's right by Marjianos and the Palm, and get changed. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, it was really, really good. - Yeah, we ate there, actually, right before we broke up, a drum and I ate in there, and it was really, really good. - Yeah, it was excellent. We had my favorite name for any fish, Wahoo, because it just sounds dirty. But we had Wahoo and Amberjack, and they had a really lovely-- - Well, if it's called a Wahoo and it smells like fish. - That's a problem. Then it's John Goodman. (laughs) No, we, they had blue cheese coleslaw. - Oh, God. - Oh, no, it was fantastic. It was like the base sauce was blue cheese dressing, and then with the coleslaw. - Oh, I pity tank tonight. - Wow, I just had a bite of it. It was really good. (laughs) Oh, did you hear, Rodeon, that Taylor and I did get an invitation to go to the Pleasure Palace on Saturday night with John Goodman? - You did not. - We did, we did not go, but we did get the invitation. I talked to her Thursday, and she was going out with Lola Friday night, and she was like, you know, we could certainly go to tampons, Saturday. And I was like, wow, that sounds like a great idea, but unfortunately, you know, I think it's going on Saturday. But any other time you wanna go, I'm sure that Taylor and I would love to attend, because we've already said, if the option is there, we are taking it, period. - I think you have to. I think just for the sheer train wreck factor-- - If there was a way to-- - We should totally tape a podcast there. - If there was any way that we could get, you know, the iPod with the Italk on it in our hands without people walking around. 'Cause you can't take cameras, can't take cell phones, can't take anything like that. But if you could take one of those in there, so you can stand outside one of the doors going, there's four people fucking right in front of us. Yeah, that would be awesome. And one of those people is John Goodman. - Ma'am, ma'am, could you get the cock out of your mouth and answer the question, please? (laughing) - Exactly. - Well, I mean, you can't have a cell phone, you can't have camera, you can't, but can you have clothes, or do you have to like be naked as you walk around? - I guarantee you that if I go, you're allowed to have clothes. - Yeah, you know, I've never, they have a website, and I've never seen anything about, I don't think it's clothing optional, I think everyone wears clothes, at least in, I mean, it's got like pool tables, it's got like a bar area. - Should I put the link? - At least the towel. - Should I put the link to the website up on the-- - I don't know, there could be pictures at some point of us sitting around pointing and laughing, I don't know if you really, but you should put the link of their website on. - That's what I mean, that's what I mean. - Yeah, it's very interesting if you go on a look, because we will all, like this whole, this whole conversation came about, I don't know, a year, two years ago, and we all went on the website, we were like, oh god, they have like the jungle room, and the orgy room, which I know we've talked about on the podcast before, so, but yes, I'm, I'm there. Next time she extends the offer, I'm going, because yeah, there's just too much, too much comedic fodder there, and the pointing and laughing, and the, oh! (laughs) - Yeah. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh. - Speaking of comedic fodder though, I went to the gay bar last night. - Oh wait, how was the beauty contest? I wanted to ask you. - I actually did not go, that was Friday night, and I didn't, I didn't go to that part, but I did get to eat the miscorner bar last night, 'cause the winner was there, and, oh. - And how was it? - Oh, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, oh, it's, oh my goodness. - Tell up from the flow up. - Oh. - Well, the funny thing is, as a guy, he's kind of cute. - And as a girl. - But as a woman. - Not so much. And I mean, just kind of like one of those, not to the point where it was like toothless and country, but it was just one of those like, oh, oh, okay. So, I had the opportunity to meet one of the people I've been talking to online, and I met up with him, who, you know, why guys just don't look like they're pictures. I mean, I-- - Oh, you mean they're online pictures? - Yeah. - They look like they're pictures, but the picture was taken in 1998. - Yeah, right. Oh, my goodness, and this guy's very cute, but not, I mean, he looks hot in his pictures online, and there's one of those like, oh, okay, I could deal with this, you know, kind of thing, but it was one of those like a few moments of like, hmm, what do I do with this now? - And he has hair in his picture online, and not so much anymore. - Oh. - Yeah. But that seems to be something about the guys here, is that they seem to bald about 30. There doesn't seem to be much hair growth after 30. - It's because all the baseball caps they wear wears it off. - I guess. - I was gonna say inbreeding, but that works too. - Okay, whatever. So, you sure got a pretty mouth. - Squeal like a pig. - You remember how-- - Squeal, piggy, squeal. - Weee, weee, weee. - Oh, Lordy. Okay, so you know how I was talking about how I had this crush on the professor at the ULM. - Gilligan's Island. - No, the LSU band director? - No, he's not the crush, but he does listen to the show now and he's a fan. - X. - He wrote me, and he emailed Southern Rebel and Yankee Lander. - Southern Rebel and Yankee Land. (laughs) - I believe it's-- - Confessions of a Southern boy in a Yankee town. - You guys close. - We need to be part of the podcast. We need to be part of the podcasting community. - But he emailed him and like said, hey, you know, kind of linked up, so it was kind of cool. So we helped forge friendships. But anyway. - With other podcasts who you can't be bothered to know their names. - We're gonna call them Castbot. Castbot. C-S-B-Y-T. - Castbot? - No, why not? - What? - Does it make any sense? - C-S-B-Y-T. - Confessions of a Southern boy in a Yankee town. - Oh yeah, that, I just, I can't write it. - B-Y-T. - The old Michael Jackson hit? - Yes, yes, that's what I'm talking about. Pretty young thing. - B-Y-T, pretty young thing. You can have some data. - We need to have-- - And a living care. - We need to post that. - Now, take you there. - And by the way, the picture you have of you working out on the blog is disturbing. - Oh yeah, yeah, right? - That picture is very, just like the one that Yahoo sent us for our Halloween costumes. (laughing) - The Yahoo sent us for the Halloween costumes. - No, the big butted African-American girls. - Yeah, that was, oh my goodness. - That wasn't from, that was, I found that picture, that wasn't from Lou. - Oh, I thought he said that to us. - I was just looking for a funny picture and that one made me gay, so, so, no, that picture of Luke is from a long time ago. I have the other pictures. I just haven't sent them to you guys, yeah. - Oh, okay. - I was going to wait until everything was compiled and then you would all get them all at once and that way it made it where your vote was, I won't say legitimate, but that's the wrong word. - Honest, I'm biased. - We're seeing every, unbiased, thank you. - So, speaking of unbiased, because you know-- - Because we love Luke. - I have no bias, but-- - I love Luke. - And since none of you-- - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I went to Mary Luke. - Very cute. - Luke, I love you. (laughing) - Marry me. - So, I can't finish my little story with my drama from the bar. - Taffy. - I'm not stopping him from finishing, go ahead. - I just got off on this jag. Anyway, so, I told you I was like, this English professor, whatever. And, you know, as I tell people, or I ask people about him around town, they're like, he's a little crazy. I'm like trying to figure out why and I don't understand. So, last night I kind of found out why. And I kind of found out how. - But-- - He's into plushies? - He's into plushies? - Oh, God. That was random, but that's good. - She's been on this plushies kick now for two weeks. - She was making, yeah, she was talking about plushies yesterday about-- - Sorry, go ahead. - Me in a panda costume or-- - You were talking about you in a costume, you were the raccoon and he was the panda bear or some shit like that. I was not me, thank you very much. (laughing) That was not me. - Sorry, Radan, good. - Oh, it's okay, we should be talking about. - Yeah, right. - Well, and this just is what is like, I've moved into hell or that or just gay men are crazy. - Yes, that one's it. - Because the answers to both would be yes, but go on. - Well, so I meet up with these guys and we head over to the bar. - The orgy shower. - The orgy shower, exactly. We head over to the bar and I'm standing there and all of a sudden this one guy, who we went with, not the guy I'm at online, this one guy just starts talking crap about the professor. So I'm like, well, I think he's okay. He seems kind of nice to me. I don't understand what the issue is. And so then they tell me that apparently he, the professor liked this guy, who's got one of the. - Now I made a Gilligan's Island joke and nobody laughed. (laughing) - I liked it. Okay. - Well, thank you. - I giggled on the inside. - Where it came from? - And exactly. - All right, so what is the issue? Wait a second. Didn't you tell me that he's listening to the podcast now? - No. - Oh. - No, no. - Then go on. - Okay, all right. - So the professor likes. - The professor liked the guy for a while and I was like, well, what's the issue? I mean, you guys dated or what? He's like, we didn't date. I was looking for a fuck. And he was looking for something more. And I was like, oh, oh, okay. (laughing) And so I'm like, well, okay. And so, and-- - You're talking about me in Monroe. (laughing) - Exactly. And he's like, well, blah, blah. And he was following me around. He was trying to talk to me and blah, blah, blah. And I just don't care about all that, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, okay. And so I just kind of wander away after he kind of keeps going on this jag. And eventually, a professor pulls me aside and he's like, I know you're talking to them. I just need to tell you something real quick is that Mary Ann is the one I was telling you about a few months ago, 'cause Professor and I talked about it and he said that he dated somebody blah, blah, blah, blah. And, you know, he pulls me aside, but I don't want to keep you over here too long because I know they're talking about you right now. And so I turn around, and sure enough, they're like looking at staring at us and like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. - It's junior high school. - Oh my gosh. Yes. And so, Professor leaves me, right? And I meet up with a guy I was talking to online and we're chatting about stuff. Next thing I know is I turn around and Mary Ann has Professor. Sorry, it's just the visual of my head now. Give him Zyla. Mary Ann's got the Professor pinned against the wall like yelling at him. - Don Wells is yelling at the Professor and the gay bar in Monroe, Louisiana. I think I'd actually pay car for charge to see that. - He's gone back in the corner and the Professor is like on the edge of tears. So I'm like, what the fuck? So I like go over there and I'm trying to like talk to them and I got this look of death from Mary Ann and I just backed away. - I'm still missing the part of him that makes him a freak. Because he-- - And that's exactly it because he had a crush on Mary Ann and he kind of chased after it for a little bit. And that means, I mean, who hasn't done something embarrassing for someone they like? - Whoops. Did I do that out loud? (laughing) - Like, right, like move to Florida and go to a school and then I mean, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - That's even though the girl. - That's, yo, what the fuck? - Or stalk somebody and get kicked out of college. It's fine. - Okay. - What? - I'm laughing on the inside too 'cause I'm not gonna let him hear me giggling at that 'cause, ooh, no, no, he can reach me, he can't reach you. That was hard. - Now that was Rodan that stalked somebody but we'll get into that story later on. - Yeah, he stalked you. - You didn't stalk me. - I'm just kidding. - That you know. - I'm trying to think why I stalked. - Oh, what? A bugle boy. (laughing) - From comedy. - Oh God, I forgot about him. No, a guy that worked at the bugle boy at the Tyrone Mall back when there was a bugle boy at the Tyrone Mall. - Oh, he was too cute. - And he was kind of cute and we both sort of liked him but of course, you know, Rodan through his horror pheromones under his nose and then he was all about Rodan, so. - Rodan, let me tell you. We saw the cutest boy at Target. We saw the cutest boy at Target. He helped, he tried to help Taylor buy a chair. Well, he was very dreamy. Oh, yeah, he was very cute. - Oh, did you guys hear that? Can you, shh, shh, hold on a second. What are we listening for? - I don't know. - Okay. - If he screams and the light goes dead, then well. - No, that was, I was. Rock Otis is chasing rabbits and he's whimpering in his sleep. I was trying to pick it, his face is going a mile a minute and his back leg is flying. - Aw. - I'm trying to. - Yeah, I can't hear anything. - No, I know, all right. No, he's not making any noise now, I'm sorry. I didn't mean, what were we talking about? I totally, sorry. - I'm just gonna wrap up my little stories just that, you know, I leave and I, you know, I go up to them 'cause they're still doing this like 45 minutes later. I go up to them both and I said, okay, you know, nice meeting you, Marianne and I hug the professor good night and you just, it's one of those like, what the hell? And so it completely ruined the mood 'cause I was totally gonna take the guy from my mind. - That's what we're thinking right now, what the hell. (laughing) - You know, I just, I wasn't prepared, I just wasn't prepared for men in their 30s and Marianne is like in her 40s, in his 40s, behaving like this. - I am a drama. - I just, I wasn't expecting. - In their 30s and 40s behave just as stupid as they did in their 20s. - Exactly, my goodness. - I will tell you-- - You're sort of women. - Oh, no, I absolutely agree, but listen, I will tell you something that my mother owns a jewelry store and she had someone come in about a week and a half ago. He was 98 and he was buying an engagement ring and when he listened, no, it gets better. And when he, and as he's paying for it, he looks right at the woman who works for it. He goes, "I just hope she says yes." Now, eh, that's just pitiful, I mean, it just kills me, but that just shows that even at 98 men still have, I mean, women too, but I'm just saying, men still have that whole, you know, do they like me, do they really like me type thing? It just killed me, you know, I just hope she says yes. So even at 98, he was still, you know, he was in love and he was concerned and there was, you know, that, I don't know, I think that's sweet. So obviously these guys had a relationship to the point where there was at least, you know, even bad passion is still a passionate relationship. - Well, exactly. And it's one of those that, you know, everyone believes Mary Anne side of the story and it's one of those like after seeing the way Mary Anne attacks. - So this whole story involves the fact that one of them just wanted to be a fuck buddy and one of them wanted to be like in a relationship? - Yeah. - That's what the whole drama was about. - Yeah. - Who does this make you? - I wanna kill myself now. - The skipper. - Does this make, the skipper? Okay. - I don't know. - This makes, and then that makes you, Thurston Howe and me, Lovey. - Aww. (laughing) - Who, you and me? (laughing) - Who are Thurston and Lovey? And drum can be ginger. (laughing) - Oh, Lord. - But yeah, so I don't know. I just want to, I haven't been to the gay bar in like eight weeks or so, and I think it'll probably be at least that before I go back. - Yeah, it sounds like that's not necessarily the... - Is there a theater or anything around you, a bookstores or something else to do besides the gay bar? - Well, yeah, but the gay bar's always gonna laugh, at least. So, but I did get a lunch deal. - A skating rink, something. - He's not a pedophile. (laughing) - I'm not going out to look for 12 year old girls or anything, my goodness. You know, the online guy and I did go to lunch after this morning. So, it was a... - And how was that? - It was very nice. He's very nice. And kind of cute. And then asked me later on this evening, if he passed my test. - Did you say, "Can you make a phone out of two coconuts?" 'Cause if not, you fail. (laughing) - So, I think he's... - Did you say once you put on the panda costume, then we'll talk. (laughing) - I don't like the panda costume. I like the kitty cat, the Hello Kitty one. - Oh, that Hello Kitty one. He's a hair as you could girl. (laughing) - Now one tour with Gwen Stefani. - Rodan! - And you'd be very proud of me in general, is that I have managed to get two new fans of the podcast. Because you guys know, I've been very, very reserved about telling people about the podcast and the blog. And so I did. I told both the doctor professors, the band director of doctor professor and the clarinet doctor professor, and told them about the podcast and kind of made them download some of our best episodes. - And we do appreciate when people, you know, download and love us. - Yeah, hello to the doctor professors. And they... - Yeah, look in. (laughing) - Little buddy. - And they listen to us, and they keep asking me questions. I'm like, how do you know that story? And they're like, you guys talk about it on the podcast. I'm like, oh shit, we did. - I think my first vibrator was called a little buddy. It's very, it's very disconcerting. (laughing) - Oh my God. - It's got my first vibrator across the side of it. - My first vibrator. (laughing) - I was first vibrator. I actually was with them the night they bought it. - Okay, first of all, it wasn't, it wasn't a vibrator. - Okay, it was a doodle. - It was a toy. - It was a toy. And yes, we, drum and I went out for our fifth five year anniversary and were... - Oh, and I were with them. - Yeah, they showed up at the restaurant and then we all got talking and decided that that was how we were going to end the evening, was going to adult bookstores looking for doodos. - It was awesome. (laughing) - Actually, it was hysterical because Lola and I were like, "Look at everything." And all this other stuff. These two walk in, they're like, "Yeah, this will work." Okay, yeah, this will work. Okay, we're ready to go. We're like, "Wait a minute. We're playing with things. We're touching things. It's cyberskin." You know, and they're like, "Okay, we're ready to go." Five minutes later, like what? - So what you guys, you guys just picked out the fake manhood and left and there was no like discussion. - No, we went to about three or four bookstores before we finally said that's it. This is the one we're getting. This is fine, you know. - Settled on buddy. My buddy. - Little buddy. - Okay, we don't need to tell everybody the name of it. - Little buddy. - Ain't nothing little about it, trust me. Good Lord. - Now who got that in the divorce? - Yeah, right? - That would be me. - Oh, well. - But I'm, I-- - It's not me. That's the humming you hear. (laughing) - Yes, yes, I have my B issue. I have my B issue going on in my backyard. I have a huge hive, I guess you would call it. And it's pretty high up in this tree and there are four zillion bees. It's the, there's a picture of it on the blog on potasmikopilot.com. It is huge. - That is huge. - Yeah, yeah. Tavi thought it was something that I found like on nationalgeographic.com or something. I'm like, no, that's in my, that's in my tree in my backyard. - I'm like, yeah, cause I was like, is that the actual, he's like, oh yeah, that's the actual picture of it. I'm like, Jesus, that's very scary. - Yeah, it's, it's amazing to look at though. I mean, cause it's this big hulking rock thing that's between these two big branches and it's constantly moving. I mean, it's just, it's because the whole thing literally from, there's not a tiny piece of it that is exposed, it's just bees. So it is scary and it's one of these that I mean, I do in the morning many times, let the dogs just, you know, go outside to do their business before I leave for work. And I've been actually taking them for WAO case in the morning just because I know that the morning that I turn my back for a second is when - They're gonna have a hundred. - It's gonna cut, right, 150,000 bees on them because there was one morning a couple of weeks ago where they went out back and I was filling up their dog food bowls and I turn around and Otis is covered in bees that are just like, no, no, and that's the amazing thing. But it was one of these where I'm just like, oh my God. And so I managed to get them outside and I just sort of gently brushed them off and they all sort of, they all flew away, none of them stung in. But then I realized that it was still dark out that more. I had to get up particularly early cause I had to go to a high school and there was a million bees around my light, my back porch light. And I just became first person shooter with the hornet and wasp spray and now even, you know, hitting every single one. And then I would hit all of them and then all of a sudden four more would appear out of nowhere. - I can just see you arms flailing, squealing and the darkness, squirting. - I do have just a scoach testosterone in me. I don't do everything with me flailing and screaming. - But do up for the last eight years though, you really didn't, you acted like you didn't. So the fact that you got a little bit of a-- - Well, and this is a situation where, okay, I can act like a screaming idiot or my dog could get stung by five bees and you know, I have to rush him to the vet. So no, but I mean, it's not all me flailing and screaming. - Well, just you have to understand where we got that impression from over the last two years. - Yes, I know, I'm easy fodder, so. - Because you allow us to know things that make you easy fodder. We don't make them up. - And not just us, at least 200 people a week. - Thank you. - It's not like I share my personal things with anybody else. - Hello, hello, hello. - Again, he blew my ass up like a balloon. You're right, what are we thinking? - Oh, and yeah, someone's telling me the, I love your fat story, I'm like, what? - I love you. - The worst part is that poor guy, the I love your fat guy has no idea that there are people all over the world now that know that story. - I really think that we should sell pot as my co-pilot shirts, like Paula Deens that have sayings on the back, and that should be the first one that says, I love your fat. - We may sell shirts and not. - These might have double D's. - D's are double D's, exactly. I think that's absolutely what we should do. He is Kim Zimmer. I mean, I can think of a million different ones. Yeah. - I'm with John Goodman. - I'm with John Goodman. - John Goodman ate my soul. - Yeah. - The black hole known as, okay, anyway. We have some new MySpace friends. - Oh, excellent. - We have four new MySpace friends this week. - Wow, good. - We have Keith. - Hello, Keith. - And Miles. - Miles was the boss when I'm 30-something. - Okay, well, this guy's about our age, so I don't think it was the actual Miles from 30-something. Plus, I think that guy's dead. - Okay, way to bring us down. - Well, that's my job, I work for hospice, so. - Dad is always around him. - His death becomes him. - We also have Michael in Stuttgart, who is a Cucass listener. - Nice. - And we have Tasty Jewelry, which is also a Cucass listener. - That sounds like it might be something a little dirty. - It does sound-- - No, Tasty Jewelry, it's a woman named Diane, Diana. Diana, something like that. Sorry, Diane or Diana that I screwed up your name. And she has a business called Tasty Jewelry, and she makes very cool jewelry. So, and she's on her MySpace. No, it's just called Tasty Jewelry. - 'Cause it's Tasty Jewelry. - And it's Tasty. And you can go to our MySpace page and then find her page, and I'm not sure if it's tastyjourry.com or what her actual address is. I probably should have researched that a little bit more before I said her name. - God, Taylor. - Tasty Jewelry, and she's awesome, and we wanna thank all of our MySpace friends. We also have some listener email. - Okay. - Okay, let me be a little more excited, but yay! - Yay! - Okay, and the title of the email. Actually, we have a short email, and then we have a long email. Are we the short one first? And the short one is from Jeremiah, who was somebody that we announced last week as one of our new MySpace friends. And the title of the email is Tappy. - 'Cause Tappy needs to do a little joke. 'Cause you could feel it in her head. - I know, I know, it's almost impossible to hear for him to say that name without me doing it, but that's fine. - Okay, anyways. - Go ahead. - The bullfrog thing. - Yeah, I know, I can't help it. I didn't say it though. - I heard her take like this time. - I suppressed it. It hurt my brain for a second, but go ahead. - Okay, well, it's only three questions, three lines, and the title of it is Tappy and her Jew Jewels. - What? - And it says, Tappy, do tell. Did you get to wear the 25 carat diamond ring? You really know how to make a Jewish boy wet, and not that I wouldn't want to wear it, but sell it. Jeremiah. - I'm not sure what to do with that. Did you talk about wearing a 25 carat diamond ring? - I probably did, my mother owns a 25 carat diamond ring. She wears it everyday in her life. - Did we, and the thing, it's a softball. - It's huge, it's ridiculous. - It's an emerald pet, it's vulgar. - But most people don't think it's real, so it doesn't matter. - Yeah. - But no, she always said that she wasn't going to leave it to me because she knew I was going to have a cut down. I have worn it on several occasions, but I don't wear it on a day-to-day basis. It's her wedding ring. - Okay. - All right, the next 20, actually, that makes me kind of giggle. - Jew jewels. - Is that good you for? - Okay. The word Jew is gonna make me giggle. - Seth Green. - I know. - Not Seth Green. Seth, what's the guy from Knocked Up? - Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. I don't know his name, but he's-- - Rodan. - Seth Rogan, I'm talking into my music player. - Seth Rogan, that's right. - All right, we also have a very cool, and this totally made my morning this email, and the title of it is, "Losing My Virginity to Pod is My Copod." - Oh, we'll be gentle, not really, but you know. - And it is from, I'm gonna say Jocko, but I'm sure I'm saying that wrong. It's J-A-C-O, okay? And it says, "Hello, guys. "I don't get much time to read blogs. "I pods are good for many things, but not surfing the web. "So late last night, I thought I would have a look "at your blog again and see what's new. "I came across an entry by Taylor "where he said how strange it basically was "to know that even Germans listen to pod as my copilot, "which I didn't think that it was weird that Germans listen. "I just think it's weird that people in Germany "are hearing our voices. "And by Germany, it could have been Ireland "or Australia or anything like that. "So that's what I meant by that. "I wasn't saying anything necessarily bad about Germans." (laughs) - 'Cause Germans will pick your ass, but go ahead. And these could be Americans who live in Germany. - Yeah, well, okay, that's the next part of the-- - That's the part of the email, so it says. "So I thought I would lose my feedback to podcast virginity "and send a mail to say hello. "I am South African and have been living in Germany "for over a year now. "Isn't the first time that I call this my home? "For as long as I have been listening to podcasts "from various people and came across yours "after a Qcast episode. "Must have been your fourth or fifth one, "but I stay tuned even through all the technical issues." So we thank you very much. - Yes, thank you. - And we thank all of our listeners who stayed through with the technical issues. I think we finally have them figured out. - Yay. - And I can honestly say that you three have become like family. As much as I love the Germans, it has to be said that their sense of humor is rather nondescriptive. So hearing the three of you is part of my weekly dose of some good old humor that I was used to. No wonder I get on the edge when iTunes doesn't spit out a new episode for me. So I listen mostly to you when I am traveling on the public transport system here in Frankfurt. Lots of cute boys to be seen, but many freaky people. I guess I am classed by some as freaky myself for grinning, laughing out loud, or giggling about another comment from your side. The proof for this is written on their faces as one can see the horror and the slowly moving away from this freak. Naja, if they only knew what I was listening to, they might have understood. So just wanted to say thanks for making Days Brighter. I have listened to the last episode twice for me, and so far it was the best one. Congrats on a great show. I don't have a MySpace. I keep on getting this silly slut with her naked pics, asking me to be her friend, and I couldn't keep up with her name changes. So saying no, or saying no, so I canceled. But I am on Facebook and he gave me his link. Anyway, time to go, regards from sunny Germany, Jocko. P.S., please tell Rodan I think Rodan. Please tell Rodan I think he has a cute laugh. - Aw. - Aw. - So we want to thank you very much. That totally, this morning, that was just a really nice email to wake up to. - That was wonderful. - Jocko, I used to live in Würzburg, which is about an hour and a half from Frankfurt. And I absolutely loved it there. And I totally understand the public transportation when you get on it and you're just totally zoning out, looking at the beautiful scenery. And the idea that you're listening to us just, it's just fabulous. - Isn't that just cool just to know that there are people all over? I mean, I know that some of our friends listen to this, but it's just, it's weird to think that people that have never seen our faces and don't know anything, you know, don't know much about us, except that, you know, I've had a guy blow air into my ass. - Well, you know, just, it's, and apparently I jerk off in bed with my friend. - Yeah. - Just, it's just, it's just, it's amazing to me. We finally did reach our 7,000th download. - That's amazing. - Yes, earlier today. And we also now officially average 202 people per podcast. So we broke the 200 mark too as well. - How are we on the iTunes top 100? Do you know where we're listening? - I don't know because there's something going on with my iTunes where I can't see the feature things anymore. - 'Cause I know that we were on the third page, I think, of the top 100. We were like in the 75 range at one point. - We made it to the third page? - I think so. I want to say that we did. - That would be awesome if we did. - I'm not. - 'Cause the last time I saw it last week, we were still on the fourth page. - Maybe, I don't, I thought we were on the third page. Maybe not, I don't know. We'll check that, it'll be an update next week. We'll check in and let it listen to us now. - We do, we probably do need to get going 'cause we're kind of getting on an hour pretty quickly. So, as always, you can go to our blog, which is podismicopilot.com. - Or you can email us, oh, sorry. - Let's go ahead. - You can email us at podismicopilot@gmail.com. - Very good. - Or join our legions of MySpace fans. - There's 80 of you out there. We are up to 80 friends on MySpace. - Www, I don't know why I have to say it. MySpace.com/podismicopilot. - And we'll play a real quick note, Ohio State ranked number one. Wahoo beat Kent State over the weekend. Sorry, I have to throw that in there. Congratulations. So, for the entire pod is my co-pilot crew, this is Taylor. - It's happy. - And Rodin. - Have a good week, everybody. Bye-bye. - Bye, bitches. - Bye. (both laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
