[music] You're listening to Hot is My Copilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. [music] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 26 of Hot is My Copilot. I am joined not as always, and she will probably remind me of that, about 10 seconds. That's fine. With Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, bitches. [laughter] Angie's right back in rare form. I've missed you all. Um. Some more than others. How? Okay. I've survived for you. Oh, well, yeah. You don't have to miss me, because you see me all the time. Exactly. I'm here every day. I love it. For hours at a time. I'm so excited. Which has changed a little bit since school has started back up. I know. It's so sad. I only get to see you maybe three times a week. Three or four. [laughter] That's good, though. There's somebody rolling their eyes right now. [laughter] Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the thighs grow moister. Oh. Oh. The legs spread wider. Yeah. Um. How are you? I'm fabulous. You are? I am. School is crazy, but we're now getting into the groove of it. I was supposed to say everybody should be getting into it. Yeah, we're in the groove. And it's fine. Now it's football season. No, it's fine. I mean, it's good. I haven't been to a football game yet. I know you have to come. I was actually thinking about coming on Friday if the weather keeps going the way it is. It's... It's breezy and it's quasi. It's new. How all of a sudden. Because usually this is like still your, in Florida, you're still in the miserable-- Oh, no, no. --be hate in the humidity. Oh, no, no. The day times are, I think the worst, I think September has been worse than August. No, no. August has been worse. Okay. Now, have we come to this talking about the weather within the first time? Well, like on "Jelly Bird" do they go, "Too old, man, talk about the weather." This is, you know-- This is. A fag and his hag talking about the weather. I was going to say except we're too old girls, but that's fine. Yeah. Sisters. So. But it is autumn. A fag and his hag. Fuck you. It is not officially autumn. It hasn't had the first day of-- You know, I kind of just look at September is back to school. Labor Day. Yeah. Labor Day then it sort of goes into autumn. I did have my first iced pumpkin spice latte last night at the Starbucks. Oh. It was so yummy. Except stupid me had it at 8.30 at night. So at 2 o'clock in the morning, I'm finning in my briefcase for awhile. And again, you do not call me knowing I am awake, knowing I do not-- I'm not calling your house a two in the morning. You have some Morris code or something, like mental morris code. You haven't done that. You haven't said my real name in a long time, but that's OK because that will be edited out. That's fabulous. No, we have some kind of bat signal. A bat signal. Yeah. A big-- what could our bat signal be? A big vagina. A big butthole. I'm going to say, now we are. We're all eyes in the sky. No. No. No. No. How have you been? I'm doing OK. I'm doing OK. I put on a pair of pants this morning that is a size smaller than I normally wear. Yay. And they fit with a minimal amount of beads of sweat running back to my forehead as I put them on. Did you put them on as a hat? I mean, you put them on like where they're supposed to go. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. I've been wearing a pair of pants for a while now and thought, you know what? These are getting kind of sloppy looking and they're getting where they're too big. And I haven't really been doing anything different other than I haven't been eating as much crap. I was going to say-- And also, I take the dogs for a W-A-L-K. Oh, you can say that around her. Oh, I can say that around her. OK. I take the dogs for a walk every night, which is like a 15 minute around the block. But is it more than you were doing? Well, yeah. So I just feel like, OK, I feel a little bit better. So you don't just stay on the doorway while they were on the backyard? No, not anymore. OK, I'll just check it. No, no, I don't do that anymore. I do that in the morning because I'm, you know, trying to get ready for work on every day. You're trying to come see me? Yes, I'm trying to come see you. I'm trying to come spend the day with you. Exactly. I have been-- yeah, I was told last night I actually went out with Taffy and Tank for dinner and then ran into two friends of mine who, by the way, may be on a future episode of the podcast. Oh, I need to be involved now. Yeah, absolutely. You would be on that. And Bridget Mickey, I'll say their names, and I was saying something to Bridget about my pants. I said, "Have you noticed if my pants have been getting loose?" She goes, "No, but your chin, your double chin has gone down." Yes. And then she said, "I don't mean that," like, and I'm like, "No, no, that's hey, you know? That's fine." She goes, "I can totally tell in your face." Yeah, I told you last week that I thought you looked thinner and you were like, "You know what? I'm not doing anything to it, but you're like the third person that said that." But the reason why I'm getting thinner is because, you said this earlier, what would be the reason why I would be getting thinner is because new people are going to see you naked. Yes. That is motivation for anyone. Oh, God. Yeah. So. There's several people I know that are currently in weight loss scenarios, maybe that's their motivation, too. To get naked? For new people to see them? For new people to see them? Yeah. I'm currently in a weight loss mode, and you know what? And you are looking fabulous. Miss Taffy sent me a, I wish we could show your face because you sent me a picture of a before. And a during. It started with a less than a during because it's not an after because you're still losing, and it was startling when you sent me the email. Just how much, you know, because I see you again eight times a week. So I, you know, I'm kind of used to it. There's sometimes when you open the door and go, "I can definitely tell you last wait," but then your face, you almost looked Chinese in the before picture. In the before picture. So it's just taken on my birthday, which is in June, yes. But since then I've lost 67 pounds. That is amazing. And I didn't have surgery. I think stupid. I just, although I will, you know, that might be one of the reasons that you're losing weight, too. Because we no longer are ordering hot fudge sundaes and cheese sticks and everything else when you're with me. Just every day. I still order that stuff. It's just not real. You share it. Yeah, we do share it. So see. And because we eat together every day. Every day. Every day. As God intended it. Exactly. Every day. All the time. And I come here for dinner. All the time. By the way, you want to stay for dinner tonight? Mmm. No, you can't. You're working. Yeah, I'm on a call. My last on-call for probably about two months. Fucking dead people. Oh, well, I won't be fucking dead before when I go to the on- calls, but. Fucking dead people screwing up my plan. Damn, corpse. Speaking of work, and I have not told you about this yet, because I didn't want to, I wanted to save your reactions for when I would actually see you face to face. On Friday, I went to an all-day training session, which was about- You pulled an all-day train? Yes. You got it. Again, from your mouth to God's ears. On the psychodrama. Are you familiar with psychodrama? Psychodrama. Psychodrama. Psychodrama. Yes. Isn't that John Goodman's like Forte in the world? Psychodrama is a therapeutic technique in which you use theatre as a therapeutic tool. Really? Yeah. Are you kidding me? No. And this was a five-hour clusterfuck of granola, inner chakras, everybody, you know, the welcoming circle and all that stuff. Because I have to tell you, when you say through theatre, that kind of sounds like something that I can see you totally being interested in, not if it was- And there was a very everybody-sink-humbaya aspect to it, but I think that might have been where the instructor, I went with one of my co-workers and she had apparently taken psychodrama in grad school as a course, and she was saying this woman is not- It totally sounds like a song from talking heads. I know it's like a killer, but I'm saying it could easily be a- Psychodrama? Yeah. Just kidding. Just saying. Yeah. Um, while I can't go into specifics about what was talked about because I agreed to confidentiality, I can't tell a little bit about what it is and I can give general ideas of what it is. Pretty much what it is. Wait, can you and I hold like some sort of, I don't know, psychodrama seance with someone we know? Um, I could probably try and facilitate, but the woman said that a little bit of- Psychodrama, no longer- A little bit of knowledge about psychodrama can lead to a lot of damage to somebody's psyche. So, because if you don't know what you're doing and you get this person all involved in something, then it completely fucked them up and yeah, I mean, it was intense and- It sounds like wicca. Um, pretty much what it was is that somebody comes to you with, say, like a problem. Like, like they're having issues with somebody in their life or they're having issues in internal issues. So, they- So, someone came to you and said, you know, I'm thinking of getting divorced or I'm having trouble with my boss. Something like that. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll use the example of somebody having trouble with their boss. Okay. Okay. What would happen is you would find somebody within the group because normally you have to do this in a group of maybe four to six peoples and somebody would have to rep- Okay. The first thing they have to do actually need to back up is- Does this mean something we do in Orlando? No. This is not something we- No, this is definitely not something we do in Orlando. Um, and by definitely not meaning we'll do it, but everybody will be drunk so we're even more damaging. Um, you do the walk-and-talk in a circle where the counselor held hands with the person. No. No. And it was just like, you know, hey Taffy, how you doing today and Taffy says fine. She goes, well, what's going on? What are you thinking about? And Taffy, what's that? You would say, well, I'm not thinking about my boss and she's really getting on my nerves and I'm really having difficulty and I don't feel like I'm communicating with her and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right. And she goes on and talks about it and talks about it. So then she'll say, so then the facilitator says, okay, well who in the room reminds you of your boss? What's somebody that reminds you of your boss? So then they pick somebody that doesn't necessarily have the physical attributes, but just somebody that maybe gives them, gives off on that some sort of like level of bad things. Oh my God. Okay. They'll say, okay, well, you're the boss. So then the person will go and get up on the area. It's kind of like role play where they will get up on like the stage area, which there wasn't a stage area. We were just in a big meeting room. Do they have like probably Andromeda? No. No, but wait, wait. So then they'll have, okay, do you want somebody there that will represent somebody who can support you and you can say, okay, well, that might be my friend Taylor or my imaginary friend, which somebody talked about having imaginary friend or there may be something like, you know, this is a coworker of mine and this is my best friend. Okay. Well, who in the room would represent your best friend? So then they find somebody else. Okay. Now what we were working on, the theme of the day was loving yourself by loving others or something or loving others. Yeah, it was kind of one of these and it was, there was a group of us from my work and then there was a bunch of other people over there and in doing small groups and introducing yourself. A lot of them are saying, well, I've worked with this counselor for like, you know, a year and a half and I come to all of her seminars and she's just great, great, great. So it's all of these people that already know what they're doing and then there's a couple of us that are looking around like, okay. So they put the people up on stage and or on the stage area. And then what they asked the person to do is they asked the person to go into this big bag of stuff and find, and this woman had scarves. So it's Dr. Filmy's carousel. So you had to find different things that would represent whether it's colors or, you know, it's usually sometimes we'll have things like hats or glasses or all that sort of stuff. And you had to put the things on the people in the certain ways, whether you wanted them to have long hair, you wanted them to wear it as a tie or you wanted them to wear it around the wrist, whatever. And then you had to explain to the person what kind of role they would be playing like, okay, you know, well, my boss, my boss is really arrogant and they didn't let me get any word and edge-wise and he cuts me off, all that sort of stuff. Then what happens is I didn't think about it. I was part of one of these activities, but I played the door. So there was myself and another person and we represented the door for this person and they had to get through the door to get to talking to this person that they needed to talk to and apparently in the course of the reason that I was picked and this other person was picked is because it was me and a female coworker and we reminded this person of her parents and it brought up all this other stuff, but we didn't have time to really go over it. So eventually there is conversations where it's like role-playing, but then the person who is the main person of the psychodrama has to switch roles every once in a while. So you may come and say you're having problems with your boss. You may go in and start a conversation with your boss and as soon as you ask the boss a question, the facilitator will say switch and then you have to exchange scarves with the person and then you would play the role of your boss and you would answer the boss the way you expect to be answered and then you switch to a switch. And that was interesting in some parts, just hearing what people were talking about and all that sort of thing and then also it brings up, you hear things and then you get thinking about things in your own life and all that sort of stuff. So in that part, I can see where it is an effective tool. At the end, when I was finished, I had to no longer be a door and apparently I couldn't just say to myself, you're not a door anymore. I had to have one of the people take the scarf that was in my head, take another scarf and sort of dance around me, waving the scarf around me like they're getting rid of this like weird aura energy, which I wasn't expecting. So all of a sudden I've got this lime green scarf flying across my face and I'm like what the fuck? Please tell me someone has a video of this. No, because it was confidential and I'm not supposed to have told you everything that I just said, but I didn't say who the person was and I didn't say anything like that. Now, did you ask to have this person with your own? No, no, and that's apparently part of the technique or whatever. I don't know if that's a general thing for psychodrama or if that's just what this person does. And you ever heard of psychodrama before? Yeah, I've heard of psychodrama stuff in undergrad, you know, but I mean very briefly, like maybe for a week we talked about psychodrama, but we didn't actually do anything. It was just sort of this is the theory and this is what's behind it and all that sort of thing. That's bizarre. Yeah. It's not like that. What about Bob when they had the puppets? You know, I've never seen what about Bob. Which amazes me. I've heard from numerous people that I'm going to see what about Bob. Yes, it's very good. Bob Wiley. And that was the general, that was the psychodrama. Well, it sounds like those kind of classes to me sound like they would be very interesting, but I think some of it you might want to take with a grain of salt. Yeah. And that was definitely something where I thought, okay, I could see where this would be effective tool with some people, but it's not like why I want to become a psycho dramatist or whatever you would call it. A dramatist. Your psychothesis. And I got five CUs for it, which are continuing education units, which is the main reason that I went because I thought it's an interesting and also I need to have a set amount of continuing education units before I have to renew my license, which is when we would, we were standing talking to people and they were saying, well, I've been with such and such for two years and I just think she's amazing and she's my guru and da, da, da, da, da. Why are you here because they're offering continuing education units? How many do you have to have total before you get your license done? Um, do you mean to keep my license? I have to have 30, I think, and I've already got it started. It's biannual, so it's from March of 2007 to March of 2009. I want to say I've already got 12. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. So it's not too bad. So you got five for one day? It's one per hour. And you got paid to be there? Yeah. That's a pretty good deal. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Well, yeah, we should be taking that shit all the time. Hell yeah. Anytime something's offered. We should be here that, um, drum and Lola and Mountain Woman and, um, the other, the others. Karen. Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. The others are going to, um, Mountain Woman's local cabin up about 100 miles away. Mm. I heard about that because I'm getting, uh, to take care of my black pug, starting to catch that. Oh, are you happy? That makes me very happy. I'm very excited to see him. I see him every once in a while when I go over to drum's house, but, uh, I'll get to have him for a whole three days, I think. I'm sure your dogs will be very happy. Uh, one of the, they'll either be happy or they'll be like, what's this fucker doing back? Hell yeah. Who let you in? I'm the head dog now, bitch. Like my nuts. There's the title. Um, you never heard the says that. So yeah. So you're not going up. Speaking. No, uh, well, I was going to go up Saturday and I don't think I'm going to be able to. It's just, it's crazy. It's, the schedule is every 10 minutes there's someplace, somebody has to be somewhere, but I can't. I didn't get to go to the one in the spring and I'm probably not going to get to go to this one. So whatever the next one is, bet your ass I'm going to be there. Okay. Well, we hope that drum and Lola and everybody have a really good time and, um, take lots of pictures. I know for a fact that Lola and drum have video cameras now. So we expect a video maybe that maybe we can post, maybe they get a video that's nice and grainy. Like with them dancing around their underwear around, I can't fire something we can post it. Underwear. Naked. I know for a fact that at least three of them have been outdoors, naked on numerous occasions. So, and I do know that John Newman was in drums underwear naked outside once. Okay. Wearing, not in drums underwear. So you need to get down like she was in his pants. Because I might have been wearing his underwear as well. He was wearing John Goodman's underwear. He might want to have a little test. Yeah. And by test mean. Shall I put a cell in? Bleach all over your groin area and that might kill it. That might kill whatever has been festering. So the VMA. Oh, give me, give me, give me more. When you said bitch, I thought, oh, it's pretty bitch. It was gross. That. That was a train wreck beyond. It wasn't even a train wreck. It was more of a where, you know, some train wrecks I like to just sit and watch, but just because this was one of those, halfway through it, I thought, I, I, hey, I don't care. But B, I just, it was sad. I don't know. It was just. Okay. This is probably a train wreck just from the way they were talking about it. And I'd read on D listed night before that she was out partying all night, even though apparently the MTP producers told her to stay in and rehearse and she went out anyway and blah, blah, blah. So I thought to myself, I really don't want to support that. I don't, you know, I mean, I feel like our societies become one that really is just living for train wrecks anymore, you know, with the whole. That started with Anne Nicole. I really. Right. Oh, it started long before that. No, but I think that. That's why I sat and go into jail and all that sort of stuff. And then so I was online talking to people and all that sort of stuff and about people he means, you know, booty calls, trying to, trying to set up some booty calls. And I have a booty call story, by the way, which we'll be saving for when we do a future show with Rodan. Yeah. Totally. We may be taping actually a show with Rodan tonight. So I was talking to people that I've been talking to online and then I decided to just check Yahoo headlines and about a half an hour after she performed, it was the top headline about how bad it was. So I thought, okay. Well, now I have to watch it. Exactly. If it was, if it was monumentally bad to where the news was reporting on how ridiculous it was before the show was even over, I thought I have to see it. But you know, there was, I will say there was a little part of me that really wanted her to pick out. There is a, there is a part of me that as well, I feel the same way. I think that while she is, has a minimal amount of talent. I don't think she has any talent, but I think she had a lot of appeal to a lot of people. That's what that's probably a better way to say it. I think that, you know, there would, there would, it would have been nice to have finally had a story that didn't end like this, that didn't end in rehab or going to jail. It would have been nice to have somebody that had almost like the comeback story. Yeah. And she may have that one day. I think that. I think there's some shit that happened to that child that nobody knows about that just screwed her up. I mean, I'm not talking about, I mean, you can, yes, you can go out and get drunk and, you know, do whatever. That's not what I'm talking about. You know, you don't, you don't change every single thing about your life in the course of two months. You don't shave your head, tell your parents they're not allowed to see your kids, you know, get divorced and then pack on 25 pounds unless some monumental thing has happened. Or it could be that she is just around to herself with people that allowed her to do that. You know, I mean, you, and that's the thing with a lot of the celebrities that you see, especially the really obnoxious ones and all that is they don't have anybody ever telling them no. It's always that, you know, oh sure, you look great in that, you know, sequin bra and those panties with your belly hanging over the top. And then what dancer put her arms around her belly, the whole stomach actually like smooshed together and moved. Yeah. And she was doing that like where she was rolling her stomach, but, you know, then it just looked like she's rolling the Buddha belly. Had she done that when she did the oops, I did it again in the nude suit in which she had a rockin body, it would have been, oh my God, but it just looked ridiculous and the weird fake blond wig and she wasn't, she, and the whole choreography, like I said last night. It looked like they had choreographed it for, you know, an assisted living facility. But the, but all the dancers around her looked really good. They all did really great dances and really great moves and it was just where she was in that place. You could tell the first time she went to take a step, she almost tripped. Well, they said that she ran out that when she came off the stage, she was bawling that that she would, she got, as soon as she got backstage, she was crying. So hopefully she realized it was a train wreck. You know what I mean? You shouldn't come off the one, I'm fierce babe, you know. It may be too late. I don't know. I mean, the song, I, the song is horrible and I love the cheesy, dancy, candy, you know, your teeth pop. I think that the only way that they would be able to save that song would be in a really good, like, dance remix, because the gay boys will dance to anything. So they do like a really hard sumpin, that would be the only way I think you could actually say that song. I think that are hard, thumping again from your mouth to God's ears. So what else is going on? What are you doing this weekend? You're not going to be in college this weekend. No plans this weekend. We need to go shopping, shopping, shopping. What do we need to go shopping for? New computers, new computers. And by new computers, you mean? You need a new iBook or iMac book or whatever the hell those things are called. I need a new all-in-one Mac something that says on my desk looks pretty. It looks pretty. It looks pretty. That's all I want. I think it's going to be a little while before I go buy a Mac book. Am I a little while? He means three days. No. I think it's going to be a while. I've actually gotten to where I can deal with my vista, my computer for the most part, but I just, I just grin and bear it and figure, okay, this is just the way life's going to be for a while. So are you going to get a new iPod? Uh, I eventually, yeah. See, I really want one of the little video ones, the new little video ones. Like they're, like, square or squatty areas or bananas. Yeah. Your videos, right? No. Where is it? It's right behind me. But it has such a little screen. I don't know how or anyone can watch anything. As compared to the, you know, one and a half inch screen that the, the big one has. No. It's got the same. I know, but you can watch watching a movie on your iPod, your video iPod is, is got a nice ice cream. Watching a movie on that thing would be ridiculous. Well, but this is for like, you know, the little, the little, the little less hunkington sitting in the back seat of the car on the way from Disney World or whatever and you can sit. Which is why children will need glasses in the year 2000. Well, they're already going to need your, you know, head. What do you call those things? Um, that would be earplugs. Earplugs. No, not earplugs. Headphones. No. What? The things that help you hear. Hearing aids. Don't ask. The aids that help you hear. The hearing aids. They're going to need those. So we're raising a, we're raising a generation of children who will be able to see. Yeah. Have you seen the video of the girl falling off the stage in the Miracle Worker? No. Oh my God. Why? Why? Like a play. Like a high school play. Like a high school play where she's got her head up and she's looking around and all of a sudden she tumbles off into the orchestra pit and then manages to get back up and just sort of keep showing. It's not someone from Kukass Connections that is playing the role of that video. That video. That video I watched about 500 times. Mr. B. We have watched that video. Yeah. Occasionally when I need a laugh, I'll just watch it and he howls. He actually has his head down tears from now. The first time he showed to me, he's like, okay, just sit down. You just have to shut up and sit down and watch this. I'm like, okay, I'm watching it and all of a sudden I'm like, oh my God, he just felt like he goes, do you know who that is? Yeah. So thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, do we have any new Mind Space friends? Being in Mind Space? We have the new podcast called It's Not You. It's Now What Is It Called? It's not us. It's you. Did you listen to it? Yes. Let me just tell you that the picture alone may be laugh hysterically. The one that you posted. Is that there? Is that their logo picture? That's there. Yeah. Yeah. Have you listened to the podcast yet? No. It's pretty good. I can't wait to listen. It's pretty good. They are two of our listeners, Michelle and Nicole. Nicole, we talked about it was the knitting website. And Michelle. Where are they from? Michelle is in Louisiana and Nicole is in Texas. Excellent. And Michelle is the one who had the daughter who donated a hair to Loxel. Yeah, my mother. Okay. And they are doing a podcast where they are both homeschooling moms. Oh my God. And they talked, they went into, on the first episode, they talked a lot about the pros of homeschooling and issues they have with public schools, which I have to say I agreed with a lot of their issues, beings that I go into public schools all the time. Oh, I have for years said, I wish I had the patience to homeschool my children. I do. I truly do. And they can, God bless you because I'm envious of people who've been homeschool. The link is on our website to get to their main page and I'll probably post the address again when I, when I, when I read the show notes for this. It's a really good show. And we definitely want all of our listeners to give them a shot. We were very fortunate early on that we had the support of Qcast and I'm sure the Qcast is going to support these guys as well. And I know that Michelle has also been, or Nicole has been on call box seven. And so we, we were like, everybody to give it a shot. It's different. It's not your typical, you know, I guess we're a gay podcast, but we're not a gay podcast just because, you know, two of us are gay, but you're kind of straight. I'm, I'm bad. You look a pussy. Probably. That really depends on who's. Oh, I'm too tough. Oh, you should totally tell that story. Okay. One of my, um, daughters. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Before you tell that story. Anyway, it's not us. It's you. Check them out. They are on iTunes. Um, and they have a great logo and they have a great logo, which, yeah, I can't. You have posted on the blog. I can't wait to hear it. Okay. Go ahead. Now tell the. No, I, um, uh, as some of our listeners know, our daughters go to a relatively somewhat small local private school. Um, the total enrollment is from, you know, kindergarten, 12th grade, about a thousand kids. So that's not too bad, especially for Pinellas County because we have really, really big schools. Right. So, um, and so my daughter has my space and I was looking through her friends as I do because she's not allowed to have anyone who's a friend that I don't know because I'm, you know, Hitler. That's fine. And one of her little friends who I've known since first grade has on his, my space as his name, Merkin Patrol. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, that's great. Okay. That's interesting. So we're at the high school football game the other night and he's running around and he's talking to somebody and I hear him out of the phrase and I spun around on my heels and I went really, really, he's like, oh, I didn't see you standing there and I said Merkin Patrol. And he was like, um, well, that, you know, that's an inside joke. I said, no, it's a pussy wig and he went, that's right. I said, see, everyone knows what these things means. You just think you all have these little inside jokes. It's a pussy wig. He was like, she's like, she's like, how does she know? How's this having to know what that means? This is having to yell pussy at me in the middle of, you know, and now we have a title from. But the look of sheer tear on his face was like, I, I don't know how to process it. So I said, yeah, take it down. So I didn't, she go tell his mom? Absolutely. I walked up, walked right up to her and said, uh, you need to deal with this. And she was like, Oh my God. I said, thank you. What's funny is that she happens to own a chair. I'm working. No, no, that's the joke is that she owns cheerleading Jim and she makes all her cheerleaders where the fake hair, okay, they're called like dipsy curls or something. And when they first got them, do you know how many girls had them like in their briefs and had like the long curls hanging out between their legs just because it was all the senior girls were acting stupid. So that was the big joke was that we always were what they brought by. We'd like, we're the Merkin squad. What is the reason for a Merkin? What reason would one have to? We know, John Goodman didn't tell us once that she liked, um, to have her suitors shape her business down there. Maybe it got, you know, if it gets chilly or I don't know, it's like a little. Okay. You've seen her thighs. That shit ain't never getting chilly. Ew. That's why her feet are so small, love in the shade. I have never heard that before. Really? No. That was always the joke. But when Dolly Parton used to say her feet was so small because they lived in the shade, except this would be the shade of, you know, the bellybush thighs, except she's bald. We were in a two J's one afternoon post and Orlando trip. Yes. And apparently, this was the first time that John Goodman announced to the group that she had a shaved Vijay Jay. But again, why would you announce to a group that you let someone shave your Vijay Jay? So a group of the ladies, not including myself, apparently saw, said the J.J. It was very kind of scary. Yeah. Yeah. And somehow we decided that we were going to sing Moon River, but to, but it was then Moon River was going to be Paul Beaver, to which I'm singing into J's, which is a, you know, a family restaurant yelling ball beaver glistening in the sun, glistening in the sky. And then the next line was shooting in your eye. I will never forget that. So far as... Tappy's head on the table. That was the same Russia where we had a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud. Yeah. There were two people that were circus freaks, so they're sitting in table over. So when I'm not singing ball beaver, I'm doing the dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud. And I, of course, I'm trying to digest food, so... Yeah. But you can't take us out in public. Thank God. You all are aware of that because of the we cast. We annoy people. I think we should totally do a Disney cast. Were we good at Disney? I think we should go to Disney World with our little iPod and we should like get people, like just have people say things about Disney World and then we can edit it to where we are like, "Ah, fuck, Belle." Oh, God. That'd be hysterical. You've got an iPod? You've got an iPod. No, how much more would that be? We could do a roving podcast like On Space Mountain while we're writing it. Ah! Oh, God. I totally see that. You and I have never been to a theme park together. Oh, my God. You're right. We never have. We've never been to a movie just the two of us either. We want to see jackass with my mother, but because of course, you know, that speaks volumes I'm certain, but... They're apparently making a jackass two and a half with a re-releasing jackass two because they filmed a bunch of new stuff because BAM was on Howard Strong last week. Why don't they just do a... Why don't they just do a... Jackass? I think Jackass is because they can get more money out of people that would buy Jackass two on DVD. I don't know. I think jackasses are funny personally. I can't watch some of them though. Like the whole paper cut thing I can't watch, but I think Jackass is funny. That's what you can't watch versus somebody swallowing horse spooge. I choose to... You were gagging. I was gagging. You actually gagged with that one. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first one when he pees on the snow cone and then eats it. That was what I couldn't deal with. Oh, that's no big deal with me. Because you suck boy sticks every day, so... That's every day. When I'm not here talking to you, I'm out sucking a dick someplace. You wish. Again, from your mouth for God's ears. All right. Well, I need a cup! I need a cup. That would be your drag name. I need a cup. I need a cup. It's probably been taken by Jackass. My favorite drag name that I've ever heard ever, Shalita Buffet. Ew. How's that ew? That's funny. You had to take it to there with Garbeth. We have to post a link to that. We have to post that. Especially as it gets closer to Thanksgiving. Nobody likes the dirty box. I did. Oh sweet. I did. Sweet liberty. Okay. Again, we're talking about stuff that nobody has in my idea. We'll post a link to that. No, it's not good for them. No, it's not good for them. It makes them wonder. It makes them question. It makes them question their identity. I don't know how it's done. Okay. Shut up. All right. As always, you can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. That was a little abrupt. Okay. It just was. No, sorry. Go ahead. Keep doing a good job. Are we done? Do you have anything else you want to talk about? Only my love for you. Okay. We are going to try and... Okay, whatever. Okay, whatever. We are going to try and tape an episode with Rodin, possibly tonight, for... Keep your fingers crossed. The fingers crossed and it works. Yeah. Because I downloaded some software on, oh, speaking of, we haven't talked about the contest. Do we have any entries? We have six entries so far. Excellent. Now, I am very thankful that we have six entries. Six entries is not a contest make. Yeah. Especially when the whole idea was to get new reviews and of the six entries, five of which are people that had already posted reviews. So we only got one new review so far. This does not please us. Taylor is not pleased. The Taylor is not pleased and the Taylor would love to have some more reviews. And when the Taylor doesn't know he's amazing. And I know for a fact, I'll be able to do like that. I know for a fact that drum has iTunes and he hasn't left a review. Maybe he doesn't like us. Lola. I'm just putting that out there. Lola has iTunes. She hasn't left us a review. I have friends at work that I've told about it that listen to the show and they haven't posted reviews. Well, they all suck. They all do suck. Wow. So... But now it's good as you. I'm number one. So come on, guys. We're calling you all out. Please post a review on iTunes. Once you post that review, email us at potismycopilot@gmail.com. Let me know what your screen name is. We'll put you in the running and on October 1st, we will draw three names out of the hat. And they get a candle by Phibs? So I candle by Phibs. Which, by the way, by the buy, I got my candles from Mike Hipp and I got Peppercorn and Rapture. Now, Rapture is one of them. Does Blondie sing when you light it? Yes. Rapture is not one that I would normally get. It had like, Frigida and some, it was flowery, but then there was also some other base sense in there. So I kind of saw it. There were two in the box and I was like, "Hey, you know what?" And it's compared to Dick in a box. And... That's a pair of two in the box. Sorry. The John Goodman story. So I let the Rapture one first. It smells... It's not... It smells like heaven. Like the Rapture? It's not old lady, flowery rose, no. It's not like that at all. It's a very clean smell. Because it's almost got like a flower and baby powder kind of. Oh, that would be okay. Yeah. And it smells... It's like a lavender baby powder. Yeah. Yeah. Very much. And the Peppercorn, I'm saving for when it gets a little cooler because it's definitely like a fall scent. It's sort of borders on holiday type scents. I don't know. Good. Um, so it candles by Phibs.com. Go there. That's a huge selection. Um, he announced on podcastsoup.net that he's getting ready to start with the holiday candles again. That is. Which I'm pretty excited about. I know. I'm hoping for Peppermint. Yeah. They... It's... He just has an amazing selection. And I will definitely be a customer that goes back to him. So he is one of our... He is one of our... He's offered us one of his candles as a prize. And we have a $10 Starbucks gift card. $10 gift card from Starbucks from me. And the most important grand prizes. Okay. So we had that last week. And we've got people that are donating prizes, so we don't want to say which ones the best. Oh, it's not the most important. Right. But the grand prize would be for, um, you two co-host an episode of Pot is My Co-Pilot with Taffy and Ordana myself. God help you. Yeah. Yeah. Not for the faint of heart. We will be gentle if you want us to. Or we'll be... We'll pull your hair. We'll be gentle like Mama Likies, and then we'll put your hair on. Slappy little white butt. Tell you you're special. That's what I have to do with Taylor every day, so... Yeah, she kinda does. Get your entries in October 1st. We're very excited. There is a message from a certain couple of little boys that are talking about it. You haven't been to the website lately, I guess. To our website? To our website. Which is... Pot is My Co-Pilot... Dot. T-mail.com? No! God! Pot is My Co-Pilot.com. Oh, that's Indiana. Yes. You'll get to see a little bit into the life of Taylor Lotta Boy if you go to our website. Oh, I did see that. Okay. Your babies are on. Yeah. Rocco and Otis. Yes. The reason I even remember that is because your tag at the bottom was Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored. Yeah. Yesterday was one of those eight I didn't know anything to do. So I decided to make a movie with the dogs. And you know how that would be so much easier if you haven't a Mac, and you could use the iPhone Yeah, damn it. Widdo Carlisle Everyone needs to send us 25 no no no actually the Ellie perch did that and they did manage to get a Mac for one of their One of their co-hosts because his computer was dying. That's awesome. Yeah, they do something called brother Can you spare a dime and they do like a a drive? I think it's usually in like March or April where they just ask for donations and they really push for donations and they usually get They should they got of can we do brother? Can you spare a hundred? Can you spare a C note? How about brother? I'll suck your dip You have to pay for airfare, but I'll you know, thanks yeah, I didn't have one of our listeners that I've heard a second No, I'm friends with call and say I found your picture online. Where's my blowjob did you say? I called and said I called and said I fine when you That Could be a roving podcast me blowing the list is cupping the ball gently. Oh, yeah No, we're not getting color commentary from Taffy sitting on the other awesome. That'd be so much fun. I Love gay sex for you It's like that episode of Will and Grace. We're raising a gay sex. It's so hot Sex in the city they watch to remember they did they watch yeah, I think they're all are they eating biscotti or something and she goes turn on the gay Did you see who's going to be in a sex in the city movie? No, Jennifer Hudson. Oh, why she's going to play Carrie's new assistant Jennifer Hudson Girls are from well American Idol. Yeah, and American Idol, but I'm watching American Idol. Of course, I haven't seen dream girls either And I'm telling you Okay, all right, well that knows on that literally on that screech Good or website pot is my co-pilot calm be our friend at my space calm slash pot is my co-pilot And as always you can email us at pot is my co pilot achievement calm with your name from your iTunes review Thank you so much from your five-star iTunes review telling us how much you love us. Yes So have a good week everybody and we will talk to you later. Bye. Bye Taffy out Oh God You You (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING]
