Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 25 - I'm A Big, Soft, Flabby Girl, or RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!
Rodan and Taylor are in the sudio tonight, accompanied by music and soft lighting and lots of funny stories....Taylor finishes up some on call time, and talks about poking dead people while drinking a frothy beverage...well, not at the same time...see, he was talking about it WHILE drinking....never mind.....Taylor and Rodan dip into geek speak for just a minute, discussing Taylor's new Nintendo DS....Rodan is still built like a giraffe, but less so, and it shows....Drum Riley Calhoun's home made mac and cheese...YUMM-O...My Coke Rewards....we discuss the Zac Effron and other notable things about the blog...our new myspace friends, including podcast celebrities asking us to be pals...who knew they knew we existed?!? We talk about the first official PiMC Contest - Rules and Prizes are explained....Yes, I said Prizes, so YOU suck on that, Foul Monkeys.....Rodan discusses his orgy shower, breakup sex, and Taylor demands the secret password....It's a sausage party...it's a 'mo fest....it's Pod Is My Copilot.MUSIC: Brain Bukit: Run Rabbit/The Chase; Andrew Pfaf: Gen X Car; Dr. Akward: Coffee Tableblog: www.podismycopilot.come-mail: podismycopilot@gmail.commyspace: www.myspace.com/podismycopilot
You're listening to Pod Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. [music] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and welcome to episode 25 of Pod Is My Co-Pilot and I'm going to wish everybody a happy Labor Day. I am here with Rodan. Woohoo, woohoo, how are you doing? I am Dandy, how are you doing? I'm doing okay, did you have to think about that for a second? A little bit, I wasn't quite sure what my response was going to be, I was still preoccupied with your radio announcer opening. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and you're welcome in the Pod Is My Co-Pilot. Thank you, Casey Casey. Yeah, so you're enjoying your day off. I am, I've, yeah, it's been a good weekend, it's been nice and relaxing. No boys, but it's been nice and relaxing. I was going to ask, did we have a call dip-boutet? [laughs] No, no, no booty calls here, but I did buy dishes. You bought dishes fascinating, what kind of dishes did you get? I know, I bought, I went to Helmart and I bought Corel dishes. Now, I thought you were not about the Walmart anymore. I really am not about the Walmart and I really hate it, but there are things that the Walmart has that this target does not. Like what? Other than guns. Well, guns and fishing poles. Hello. Hey, fishing poles are target. Do they? Yeah, they do. Well, I don't know. Yeah, right, they have guns. It's sporting guns. You would have no reason to go there. [laughs] I know, right. Like, I'm ever going to buy a gun. Even though I do have a good closet, fishing poles, or anything related to sporting goods, but anyway. [laughs] Well, like the crawl dishes that I bought, they're exclusive to Walmart. And I need a hose, and I need a little sprayer thing, and they only have the really expensive target. God, I need a hose too. And where do you need the... Oh, you meant for your garden. I'm sorry. I didn't know. [laughs] Um... Well, great. [laughs] Great. That's out. Oh. Oh. And there's a doggy. There's a doggy. I am puppy-sitting this weekend, and I have a doxant named Molly in my house, and this is the first that she's spoken in the last two days. So of course, she's going to wait until I'm recording, and now she's talking, but she'll be all right. Oh, and now she's going to get the hugs guy. [laughs] Nice. Un-fucking-believable. Okay. Um... Well, I am enjoying my first day off all weekend, because I was on call again. So you have some morbid fascination with poking dead people down here. Now, I have some morbid fascination with paying off some credit card bills, so I am working these extra shifts, and I am enjoying a Mike's Heart Lemonade right now, because it's the first time I could drink in a couple of days, so... [laughs] Are you really enjoying Mike's Heart Lemonade? Yes. I am enjoying a Mike's Heart Lemonade right now, which is possibly the white, trashiest thing that I could, but I... It's really good. [laughs] Well, I'm just stunned that you would drink during daylight hours. I... 'Cause you're normally kind of, you know, judgemental about stuff like that. Okay, getting shit-faced and drinking, you know, jack-and-cokes in my dining room in the dark with the blind straw, and that's one thing, but sitting and talking to a friend on a holiday and enjoying a fruity beverage that has almost no alcohol in it, yeah, sure, what the hell? [laughs] Okay then. Um, yeah, on call has been crazy this weekend, and I learned that I have been right in my thinking of when I am on call, I need to just not leave the house, because when I try and go out and do fun things, I get a page that I have to go make a visit and, you know, Friday night, I attempted to meet someone that I'd been talking to online. Uh-huh. A very cute guy, met him at the Buck of Star, and sat down with my frappuccino and said, "So how are you doing?" And he said, "I'm f--?" And then the phone rang. [laughs] So then I headed the whole "I swear to God, I didn't have a friend call saying there's an emergency, this really is work," because I told him that I was on call, and he said he understood, and we've actually talked a couple of times over the weekend, so that's fine. So I'm not going to say his name, but he said he was going to listen, so you know who you are. Okay, now why are you telling the boys you're meeting about your podcasting? That's going to make it very difficult for us to talk about them. Well, and yeah, given somebody else that I met earlier this week, I know that he--because he has listened to an episode, and I don't know if he's going to listen to future episode or not, but he would be good for a story or two, but we're just going to leave that one alone in every sense of the word, so. For now anyway. Yeah, for now. After, you know, give me a couple of episodes, and when he's--actually now that I've said this, now he'll keep listening. At least we'll get a listener out of it, and we'll try and figure out a way to cut that one off in the past. But yeah, so that happened on Friday night, and then Saturday night, Taffy posted something on the blog that Taffy and myself, and Drum, and Lola, and Tank all went to the Bonefish Grill to have dinner, and we were having a good time, and everything was fun, and everybody was laughing, and everybody was drinking but me because I couldn't drink, and then in the middle of dinner, I got a call that I had to go to visit some of the inner nursing homes at like nine o'clock at night. Oh. Yeah, so that kind of sucks. So I didn't get to have dinner with everybody, but fortunately the gang asked the waiter to wrap up my dinner, because it hadn't even come yet, and they had it waiting for me when I got back to Taffy's house, and I got to eat, and so we all got to hang out and have a good time anyway, but that was a little frustrating, so the few times that I tried to leave the house and do things with other people I got called, so it's just easier when I'm on call, just kind of sit and wait for the phone to ring like a, you know, a fat 15-year-old girl at prom time. Oh, that's really kind of sad. It's a little sad, but you know what, I get to make a little extra money, and it makes Capital One happy, and that's really all that matters, so. And that really is all that matters. I wish I had something I could do like that where maybe not poke dead people, but where I don't poke dead people, I provide support to the family after the patient has died. All I know is that, one of the descriptions of you doing this was I have to go poke a dead person. No, one of the things that I do when I go into a family's home, and I do have to touch the dead person, but I just sort of place my hand on their hand or touch their legs so that way it shows the family that it's okay to touch the person after they die, and that, you know, so it's something that we learned in training. People are horrified all over the world listening to this right now. Oh my God, this guy touches dead people. Ew. I like the poke dead people better. That's even worse. Well, that sounds dirty. Then it sounds like, you know, I have this visual if you go into a house, I just have this visual if you're going into a house, and like someone's dead grandpa, and you go in. Dink. Yep, still dead. Are you sure? Well, ma'am, I did poke him, and so yes, he is dead. Based on your medical determination, poke he's dead. Using this highly sensitive instrument known as my finger, I can assess that the patient has died. Oh, yeah, I'm going to hell or live in my job one of the other. No, oh, sorry, oof, I just, I can't stop laughing at thinking about you touching dead people. You know, and it completely does completely freak me out the whole touching dead people thing. It freaks a lot of people out. It totally freaks a lot of people out, but it's, you know, it's part of my job, and it's very rare that I have to go into a house where we totally attend deaths, and many times when I do things where I'm on call, I'm also doing other things where I'm going and providing support to a family or answering questions for them or filling out forms, that sort of thing. I mean, I had three visits this weekend and out of the three visits, there was only one, only one where the patient had died, so, you know, it's just kind of one of those aspects of my job. Yeah. It's frustrating when it's three in the morning and you're sound asleep and you have to go out when you're on call, but that's, you know, it's doable. Yeah, not, I just, like I said, I don't think I could do it during regular business hours and alone overnight. No, it's part of my job, what can I say? It's not safe out. People are shaving their crotches as we speak, there is pubic hair in the air everywhere. So one of the aspects, one of the positive things is like I said, is I make a little extra money, so mama decided she had to buy a little happy and I just got my Nintendo DS. Finally. Yeah. Yeah, I have picked this stupid thing up in Best Buy for the last eight months or so. I go in and pick it up and I walk around and go, I can't afford this right now, but I got a big check a couple of weeks ago and thought, you know what, I think a little happy. So got that and I got a couple of games. I posted on the blog the Brain Age game. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's my favorite one by far of the four. So it takes five minutes to do and it's just, you have to be really quick and I manage the first night, my age of my brain was 80. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, plus it was the game where it's, where it's rock, paper, scissors. And so you have to say which would win, but then sometimes they have where it says, please lose. So you have to put the one that it would be against. And I've never been one who's really played a lot of rock, paper, scissors anyway. So I just got to the point where this picture would come up and I would just go rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, just figuring that eventually it would give me the right answer. And it did and said I was an old man with, you know, dementia. So I tried it again. Actually, I did it to where I don't do the microphone games where I have to talk into it, but I did, you know, where you have to figure things out really quick and I managed to get my brain age down to 59, which is still kind of bad, but I also, I played earlier today and I'm getting a little bit quicker and that's a lot of fun. And I also bought Tetris because that's a staple that, you know, anybody, there's no learning curve there. You just plug it right in and you play it and I enjoy the Tetris. I did also get Animal Crossing and it's a very interesting game. I know it's a very popular game on the GameCube. Animal Crossing is not on the Wii yet, is it? No, not yet. No. So it's interesting and I know that it's a Wi-Fi, it's a multiplayer game and I know that you're planning on buying Animal Crossing so that you and I can play against each other. Yes. Well, it's not so much against each other, I think it's just visiting each other. Visiting. Well, what I'll eventually do is I will have it set up to where once I have a name set up with the Nintendo Wi-Fi, I'll post it and if other people play Animal Crossing on their DSS, then maybe we could have a time where you and I could be there and it could be like a meet and greet party, but only online. Ah, Tappy just threw up a little bit in her mouth listening to that. Well, you know, she is Queen Geek, so whether she, you know, judges us or not, I mean, her hubby is a big geek too. Yeah. Yeah. She just needs to get over it. We got talking about video games the other night, Tank and I did and Tappy just rolls her eyes and it's just like, oh, God. So. Now, of course, the Animal Crossing is something that I think the Tappy was like, yeah, it's well, she likes a game called Club Penguin, which is made for, you know, people her daughter's age, the 11-year-old, and there's a lot of things like that as far as mini games and talking to people and that sort of thing. So she may actually enjoy the Animal Crossing. Once I figure out exactly what it is you're supposed to do, because after about 10 minutes of, I was like, okay, I'm done. I can't figure this out right now and it's, I just need to get past some stuff and once I do that, then I will show it to her and if she likes it, then maybe we'll have to get her a DS as well and we can all play Animal Crossing together. Yeah. Instead of just her stealing one of her daughters, DS's. Yeah. Well, her daughter doesn't have a DS. Oh, I just assume that they did. No. Because since they had a Wii. Yeah. No, they have a Wii and they have a couple of other consoles as well, but that's mostly tanks, tanks, they all about that. So the only one that, the only one that Taffy wanted was the Wii. Ah. Very cool. Yeah. Uh, so what else is going on with you? I've done a lot of talking and talking about what's going on with me. I know the. Well, I've blogged a lot this weekend. I'm not even quite sure why. You have blogged a lot. I should say some of those up. Out of, out of like the clear blue, all of a sudden there's been three or four and it's funny because I've thought the same thing about that commercial with the guy going through security. Like, what's with the homo in the gay bar doing the stripper move with the 28 inch waist and the big nose and yeah, I thought the same thing. Oh, do you know what? Speaking of 28 inch wastes, okay, because he certainly does have one on that extra commercial. Guess how big my thighs are. Do you really want to talk about this on a podcast? I'm going to say 28 inches. Exactly. Oh my God, because I was thinking about how big my legs were the other day and I'm like, you know, they got to be at least 12 inches in diameter. Were you sitting down when you measured them? I was standing up. Oh, that's that can't be right. I used the tape measure and I even pulled it a little bit taught. So it's probably even another inch onto that. So it's probably like 29 inches. Well, you have this big sassy thighs. I will say that and you have the pedanka dot going on, but I've seen pictures of you recently and you've lost a whole lot of weight. You're looking pretty good. Thanks, but it's just my legs were I mean, my legs were where I hide a lot of weight anyways. And even when I was like thin, when people used to consider me thin back, you know, when we were in college, I still had probably, you know, big 28 inch or 26 inch thighs back then. They're just a little bit bigger now. Well, but you're more pear shaped or is on more apple shaped. So it makes sense that you would store a lot of your your your fat, which we love. We love your fat. Just like, you know, we love my fat in your thighs and that area and you will eventually get to the point of where you can get you can get rid of that or at least at least some of that. Yeah, no, I know. And I've started I did start doing the sex machines again. Now explain to everybody what we called them the sex machines, but explain what what they are. It's the machines of the gym where it's kind of like the thymaster, the hip abductor and the adductor or something. Yeah. Where you squeeze together your legs and then where you separate them out. There's two different exercises. And so Ivan back when Taylor and I used to do these at the gym back at gold on 17, where was that cool on four street and 38th Avenue in St. Petersburg? When we used to go to that golds, I think you and I were both doing pretty much the whole stack of the sex machines. And I haven't done them in years and years and years. So the stacks like 190 pounds and I did 90 pounds on each machine. So that was Saturday today. I can barely. I'm just pitching. I'm just picturing you putting your thighs into it and plates flying everywhere people screaming. Well, it's like the gym stop run. It's like the gym stopped when I got onto the sex machines because apparently the boys don't get on the sex machines at the Mac. So I got on with a little weight on and then I put like 50 pounds and the staff went straight up and made a lot of noise because I was expecting that I wouldn't be able to lift that. I forgot that we used to do so much weight on those. So I had, you know, took a couple tries up to the 90 and then, you know, it was like one of those like, "Oh my god, what have I just done?" So the whole, I mean, I've been going to the gym every day this weekend. So... Excellent. Yeah, I think I'm up to like 300 minutes of cardio this weekend. Oh my god. Yeah, I know. A little crazy. But, and I did two muscle workouts this weekend and everything else. So I was good. I just needed to, you know, be better. Because I kind of feel like I've hit a little bit of a plateau over the last month. So... I need to break through that. I need to get back to the gym. Oh my god. It's been forever since I've been and it's just bad. Yeah, I know. Every time I try to guilt you into it, it doesn't work out so much. Well, because you try and guilt me into it and guilt's not a good place to, I need to do it for where it's something that I enjoy and it's just been, it's been crazy with all the oncalls. And then, so then there's that whole, "I don't want to get there and get sweaty" and then get a phone call saying, "I have to go, you know, poke a dead person." So... Yes, no, I understand. Of course, can you poke a dead person sweaty? Well, yeah. But I don't want to go into a family's home all stinky and gross. We're not talking about poke dead people anymore, I'm tired of talking about. I am planning on going back though. That is my goal for this week. But of course today is Labor Day and, you know, I can't start on that because that would make, you know, that would make sense and to start on a Monday when there's probably not going to be that many people there. Plus, I did manage to sneak out of the house last night and picked up a little gift for Mr. Drum Riley Cowhoon. Did you? Yes, he made me a small container of his homemade mac and cheese. Now, when you say a small container, is that some kind of... Probably a nine by nine baking thing. Well, normally when he makes it, he makes it in a huge, like, turkey container. Because it's one of those things that he takes, brings it to parties and for holidays and all that sort of stuff. He knows that I love it. It's a Martha Stewart recipe where it's got cheddar and goière and you, not bake. What do you got? You toast a baguette and you put that in there so there's big chunks of bread along with them. Oh my God, it is heaven. He made an extra one for the Littlest Huffington and when I go and see Taffy a little bit later on, we're supposed to go see Superbad. Okay. I know this yet, but I'm bringing it over to them. Oh, very cool. Because the Littlest Huffington talked to Drum on the phone one day and said, "It's been a while since I've had your mac and cheese and that makes me very sad." So of course he had to make it and he said, "I brought one over for her." I made one for the Littlest Huffington, so when you come over, grab that one and that way she's got a little happy on a plate. I only had a small bit of it last night. I went and got some, picked up some stuff at the Publix and I had hot dogs and mac and cheese and watched this week's episodes of Attack of the Show and had some cherry coke, which I'm not supposed to have, but I was just like, "You know what? It's a holiday and I'm having the cherry coke plus I'm all about the Mike Hoke reward slip right now." Oh, yeah. No, I know. I'm like at 900 points. Oh God. Are you really? I'm at like 35. You know. It got to the point of where earlier this week I was in the office and I noticed that they had one of those big things with all the cans of Diet Coke and I was all trying to rip the edge off where they had the Coke reward points without anybody seeing me and eventually our administrative assistant was like, "What are you doing?" I'm like, "Nothing! I just need this piece!" She said, "Why?" I said, "Because it's got reward zone points and can I have it?" She was like, "Yeah, sure." I said, "Do you drink Coke?" She said, "Yeah." I was like, "Oh my God. You have to do this." So she's going to be bringing me in her Coke reward points as well. Now they have Cherry Coke Zero and I could have had that, but I had to have the regular Cherry Coke. Ah, so that way you're--because it sounds like you're still a little bit wired from it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that and the Entubene's donuts. But anyway, so yeah, I need to get back to the gym. Yeah. Hello. Hey, Curse. It's Quinn. It's Quinn. Has the fat coming off. Uh, it's not going well at all. I just--I can't stop eating. So I decided I'm going to start exercising. No, really. Speaking of getting back to the gym, you probably haven't been to the blog in the last, you know, half an hour or so. I posted some pictures of the Zac Efron on the beach in the little board shorts with the top of the butt hanging on--yeah, I'm not normally about, you know, he's a little too young for me and he's a little too pretty. Right. But, god damn. Yeah. I am a big, soft, flatty girl. That's all I have to say. I--I--oh my gosh, every time I see him, I'm thinking--because he is a little bit kind of like the--he's like a template for the guys I kind of date. Okay. Except for they're not normally that cute. I'm glad you said that and I didn't. Okay. Go ahead. But, I mean, you know what I mean. I mean, it's very much kind of what I generally kind of go for and oh my dear lord, I'm glad to know he's 18 because otherwise I'd have to go to jail. I thought he was 20. Oh, you're right. He is a little bit older. Not that I've done any research or anything. Not that you're at the high school musical two fan site or anything. We also have a new segment on the blog, which is The Women We Love. I saw that. Yeah. It is behind The Women We Love. Well, early on in the podcast, we did something called Cute Boys of the podcast and we still occasionally will, I'm sure, where we just--there's a guy that we think is cute. We post his picture and he officially becomes Cute Boy of the Podcast and I was thinking, well, we don't really have anything for women that would relate to that. So I thought, okay, well, let's do about the women that we love. And so I picked the first couple, which are Jennifer Coolidge and Parker Posey and also Miss Tina Turner, who I'm a huge Tina Turner fan. So I thought that I'm sure that eventually Taffy will post something and that you'll post something as well. And we'll just keep that going. I think with Cute Boys of the podcast, I think we have 24 or 25. Maybe that's 20. Cool. And we can definitely add Mr. Ephron as the next Cute Boy of the podcast. Yeah. I should have added the Ben Forrester too. I think he's really cute. Yeah. You posted something about that where you asked if he was and I don't quite get that, but you know what? It's not for me to get. If you enjoy him, but you have to, you have to post something with pictures of him and officially Adam is Cute Boy of the podcast. Okay. Okay. I'll let me have any. Can you hear the Dachshund barking in the background? I can. Yeah. Don't you start. I feel like an Otis like half bark. No, that was a Rocco not even bringing his head off of the pillow going roof under his breath. Santa does that. Hey, what's happening to Norm? The doggy dog world is heavy and I'm wearing no phone underwear. Well, can we talk a little bit about the MySpace fans? Yes, please. Okay. We have three new MySpace friends, all of which are kind of interesting. How are they interesting? Well, first of all, we have Eddie and Eddie is our first known underage listener. Oh, no. He's 16 and he is from Lakeland, home of foul monkeys. Hey, Ricky, and he's very cool and he is going to start playing the city of heroes. Oh, nice. He's he's downloading patches and all that sort of stuff. So eventually when I get back to where I can play city heroes, because apparently, apparently drums friends who I gave my old computer to to see if she can get it working can get it working. Ah, that's fantastic. So I may have where I set it up so that I can play the city of heroes again, because that that computer has Windows XP. So I took everything else off my computer and she said city of heroes and I would have a way where I could play it. Nice. I'll never get anything done around this house between the DS and city of heroes and doing the podcast. It's just it's all about being an nerd. Well, you know, and that's okay a little bit as long as you do the stuff around the house. Yeah. Well, I have to. Yeah, the general cleaning, which has sort of gotten away from me a little bit, but I will get back to actually cleaning the way I'm supposed to. So we have Eddie. So hello, Eddie. Hi, Eddie. And we also have Greg and Greg has a couple of things that are interesting. Greg, first of all, very cute, very, very cute. And I think you would like him because who's your favorite superhero? The Flash. And he has on a flash t-shirt on his picture on his Myspace. Nice. And he also has the honor of being our 69th listener. Oh, the 69th listener. Yeah. Or the 69th friend. 69th friend. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. So welcome to Greg, our 69th friend. And we also got an interesting request for a friend from the Feast of Fools. Okay. Which is probably one of the larger podcasts on iTunes. Sweet. I thought that was a little weird. I figured they didn't know we existed. So when it said Feast of Fools wants to be, wants to add you as a friend, I'm like looking at it like, okay, this has to be a joke. Like somebody is doing something. So I went and I checked and know it's the artificial Myspace page. So we want to welcome Fausto and Mark to, I don't know if they actually listen or if they're doing this as a marketing thing or what the deal is. But if you guys are listening, welcome to the show. We have a couple of new reviews on iTunes. So we are up to 24, which is exciting. And I am listening to some, I'm trying to catch up on some of my podcast because I let it get away from me. And apparently the boys at Falmon case have a contest where they are going to be, they are asking for reviews. And they talked about us, how we had asked for reviews a couple of episodes ago. Okay. I thought I was going to burp, sorry. And they said their goal is to get more reviews than we have. We were about to get back in time. It's nice that we're, you know, that's from the competition and that they want to beat us. But wow, I'm just still kind of like, wow. So we're going to be having a little contest of our own and we got prizes. Oh, are we now? Yes, we have prizes. And Taffy doesn't even know about this and she's going to be sitting and listening as going, what? What? What? What's going on? What's going on? She hates being out of control. But we have three prizes. And here's what you have to do. And I know that some of you have already posted reviews and we want to thank you and just so that you know, so long you follow through with the rules you all are included in the context. Today is September 3, 2007. And what we're going to do is we're going to see how many listeners we can have post reviews on iTunes between now and October 1st, 2007, so you have just under a month. Okay. Sounds fair. What I need for all of you to do if you're going to post a review, I need you to email me at potasmycopilot@gmail.com, let me know that you've posted a review and give me your screen name because there's no contact information when you click on their names, it just tells you everything else they've reviewed for it. Tell me what your screen name is. If you have already posted a review, if you're one of the 24 people who's posted a review already, I need you to send me an email saying, "Hey, that was me. I'm the one who posted this is my screen name." Once we get to October 1st, 2007, we are going to be drawing three names from a hat. All of the screen names listed. We may even actually do that as a short video podcast, which could be our first official video podcast, which unfortunately you couldn't be there for but maybe we'll have you on speakers in the background or something. I don't know. We'll figure that out later. Okay. Now, for the prizes because there are prizes, what's going to happen is the first person who gets picked out, he gets his choice of the three, his choice of the three prizes, the second person gets their choice of the two prizes that are left, and the third person gets whatever's of the three prizes is left over, okay? Okay. Do you have any questions? I don't. I think I understand. Okay. But here they are. It's only a month and it doesn't have to be a five star review, it can be any kind of review, right? It can be. No. We want five star reviews. Okay. All right. So, if you're listening to this and you like this, we want a five star review. Actually, you know what? That should be a rule. You have to post a five star review. What do you bitches who post a one star review, send me your email anyway, but, because maybe you and I can have a little chat, but no, it has to be a five star review. Now, here are the prizes. The first prize that is available would be a candle by Soi Candle by Feebs. A lot of the other podcasts have had those as prizes and, you know, I've been to the website. Mike Hip is the owner of the website and he has some amazing sense, so please go to Soi Candle by Feebs, check them out, and then what you would do is let me know what scent you would want, and then I would let Mike know, and then Mike would send it to you. Now, there's not a Taylor scent, is there? No, there's not a Taylor scent, but there are some really good sense, including a scent called Butt Naked. Okay. Yeah. Very cool. But he has, you know, raspberry and peppercorn and lemonade, and he just has all of these amazing, amazing scents, and I'm planning on actually, after I finish taping this, I'm probably going to go buy one, because I've been looking at him for a while, he's very reasonable prices, and as of right now, I believe he has free shipping. Okay. So, I know that the Q-Cast boys have a couple of candles and some other podcasts I've listened to, they've offered them a block of candles, and they just rave about them, I think that they're amazing, and they're Soi candles, so they burn cleaner and apparently they're healthier for the environment, and that sort of thing, okay? That's the first prize. The second prize involves with it being Labor Day and now being September, which I can't believe it's September already, it's gonna- Oh yeah, I'm either. Yeah. We're gonna blink, and it's gonna be Christmas lights and all that sort of stuff. Hell, when I was at Walmart, the hell place, hell on earth, they were already putting out Christmas decorations. That's disgusting. Yeah. That's disgusting. But back to school stuff isn't even completely gone yet from Target, and I mean, let's get through Halloween before we start putting all the Christmas stuff. So with it being the fall, a lot of my favorite flavors come back in the fall, as far as different spices and different fruits that you can only get. For example, one of my favorite fruits is tangerine, and tangerines are usually in season towards the holidays. Some of my favorite memories involve sitting around the table after dinner with my family at Christmas time, and my mom would have the big plate of fruit that she would put out, and I would just eat tangerines. And one of my favorite flavors would be pumpkin or pumpkin spice, and I was in the Starbucks the other day, and the pumpkin spice lattes are back. You know, we can't guarantee that you would get it, but however, the second gift would be a $10 Starbucks gift card, which would be paid for by Taylor the Latte Boy, figuring it's, you know, you can go get a latte from Taylor the Latte Boy and all that sort of stuff. So that would be the second place, or not the second place prize, but that would be the second prize. And the third prize, which we would consider the number one prize, really. Of the three? Third. Well, no, I'm the one you're about to talk about. One about chocolate. Okay. That's, this is like the real prize here. Well, not, okay, well, first of all, a latte is always good. And two, we appreciate the fact that Mike Hipp is giving us a candle to give to somebody. So. However, the third of the three prizes would be the opportunity to co-host an episode of Pot is my co-pilot with Taffy Rodan and myself. Cool. Very, very nice. Now, in order to do this, you would need to download some software, which we could definitely talk with you about. So you would have to have the ability to be on a computer where you could, you could download some software and then we'll just leave it at that for now. However. And Taffy doesn't know about this. So Taffy may be going, "What?" How much he hears this? Yeah. So that would be the, that would be our three, that would be our three prizes. Now, in order to be eligible for these prizes, you have to put a review on iTunes, give us five stars and talk about how great we are. We're very fortunate that we've managed to get to the fourth page of the featured comedy podcast on iTunes and we are so grateful to all of you have posted reviews and sent out word of mouth and we want to get even further. So this is, we figured this is a way to get us further. So post a five star review on the iTunes, send me an email at potasmycopilot@gmail.com and let me know who you are. And once you let me, once I get an email from you, you are officially in the drive. And if you want to just leave us a review and don't want to, you know, send us your email, we appreciate that as well. Yes, you don't have to, you know, come out to us to appreciate us. Mom, I have something I have to tell you. Speaking of coming out and coming out stories, I did an interview with ramble redhead about three weeks ago. He has still not posted it. Really? Yeah. He did mention on his latest episode that it's coming soon because Taffy and I recorded a little, you know, congratulations on your two year anniversary, but every day I go and refresh my iTunes and I'm like, what the fuck? Where is it? So, because I love nothing more than listening to myself, especially when I'm talking about myself. Well, yeah. Those of us who have known you for a while, Taylor, we know that. Yeah. And we love you anyways. Thank you. I appreciate it. As always, you can email us at potasmycopilot.com. Please visit our website at potasmycopilot.com. Wait a minute. Did I screw that up? Yeah, you did. Oh, okay. Well, let's try it again, shall we? Okay. Actually, you know what? You can do it for everybody. Okay. And by do it, I mean, post your naked pics. Well, I've not posted my, or I've not shown any of the listeners, my naked pics. That's not true. Well, it's mostly true, I think. Okay. All right. You can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. Or you can visit our blog at potasmycopilot.com or be our friend, though you can't be our 69 friend anymore, but you can still be our friend at? Well, maybe you could be our 169 friend. Or maybe our, what's 69 times, too? That would be 138. You can be our 138th friend and then it's like a daisy chain. It is. It's like an orgy in my shower at myspace.com/potasmycopilot. You know what? When we talked about your orgy shower, that was an episode that got fucked up. So will you explain to everybody with your orgy showers? Because when we released the congratulations for the one year anniversary to Kevin and Michael on cuecast, we talked about the orgy shower, but there's no point of reference to go back to. Oh, right. So explain to everybody with your orgy showers. I have a Japanese bath in my master bathroom. So it's this big sunken shower. It's like down to the foundation of the house, so it's a good foot, maybe 18 inches, down from the regular floor. So it's like a big tub, it's triangular shaped, you can fit about 10 people in there, easy. And it's just me and a shower head and just tons of space to have lots of spots in. And so I don't know why they had the Japanese bath put in, but I love it and it could be a reason why I fly this house because it's just, it's awesome and tons of, you know, I took a bath at the other day, I laid down and I'm six foot three and neither my head nor my feet touched aside. Wow. So it is huge. And with the sassy thighs too. And with the sassy 29 inch size. And so I cannot wait to figure out how many boys I can fit in there. Which will be a whole episode on. I was gonna say, which will be our second video podcast and we'll definitely get us kicked off iTunes. Are you all right? Hospice children's counselor and Christian school mother post, you know, gay porn video on iTunes. You're already a Rodan's revenge with with a captain of industry. Thank you very much for having me. That's no problem. You're a co host. I'm not having you. I'm not. I'm not all the boys of the local gay bar. I'm not having you. Oh, I think good. I have not had any, you know, sex post breakup yet. Damn it. Not yet. Well, you've got my Falcon Studios password to keep you warm, so. That I do. Which when am I getting the Corbin Fisher account? You had it for like eight months. I know. And I want it back. I know. I know. I know. The most recent video. I've given you the Falcon. You can give me the Corbin Fisher again. Well, I have to rejoin. Well, rejoin because I still look at, you know, the new, the new posts. And it makes me a little sad that I, I can't see them. Yeah. I know me too. I looked at the one from like Friday and I'm like, oh my God, I need to just buy this. It's a good of Corbin Fisher dot com. No, no tell people that Jesus. Oh God. Okay. Only for 18 years of war. Yeah. Any stay away from the Corbin Fisher dot com. All right. This is Taylor. This is Rodan. Have a good week. Everybody talk to you later. Bye now. Bye. [BLANK_AUDIO]