[music] You're listening to Pot As My Copilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Hupington, and Rodin. [music] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and welcome to episode 24 of Pot As My Copilot. I am joined, as always, by Ms. Taffy Carlisle Hupington. Hello, Darlings. How are you today? I'm fabulous today. We had lunch today, it was fabulous. And then we shopped a little bit, took care of a little business. We did, and by shopping, meaning I followed Taffy around the target, and she said, "Go get Composition Books," and I went and got Composition Books, and... He said, "He's my little helper." I'm your little bitch, is probably more than that. Well, um, okay, I think we need to start right away with what I have been waiting for all week, the story of the waiter. Those of you who go to potasmycopilot.com had noticed that there was apparently going to be a little teaser as far as a story that happened, and I specifically asked Taffy not to tell me the story until I actually saw her for the podcast. That way, it was fresh and new and vibrant, and so I am already, I am all ears. Okay, I'm not sure if a couple weeks ago you and I discussed with the last time we were at the macaroni grill or not, but we had went there once before. Did we discuss this on the podcast? Uh, I believe we did. Okay, well, as a rebuttal or whatever, they sent me gift cards to go to the macaroni grill. Okay. So we went there, I believe on Tuesday, Monday night or Tuesday night, I'm not sure which one. I believe it was Monday because you posted something I think Monday night. Yeah, probably about right. So we go to macaroni grill with my family, the four of us, and my mother. The same location, and we go in and we have a very, very cute, um, waiter, whose name is Jesse, and he was very young, very, he probably 24, 25, and he's a minister's son and proceeds to tell us that and proceeds to tell us that he's going to culinary school and that he was, you know, just very bubbly, very, how did this, as far as, as in, you know, when they walk up and they write their name. Yeah. Well, when he wrote his name out, where the E was, he took it down and made a cross, which I thought was kind of unusual to do at a restaurant, but fine, whatever. And I, at first, I thought it might be like the signature, you know, just kind of like a little, because I always do a little swoo. Oh, whatever. Okay. What do you do? A swaaaa. Exactly. What was that? Woah. Okay. Today, our listeners cannot see my hand gesture, my van alive. Trust me, they're, they're, they're large in the gestures. Why, thank you. Anyways, they're super size. So he comes up and he's very cute, very personable. And he kind of reminds you of Cameron on, so you think he can dance, but just, you know, kind of the faux hog like we're done was talking about, but age appropriate, totally adorable. And he's like, you know, hi, my name's Jesse, you know, no, it's not a girl's name, blah, blah, blah, we all laugh. Okay. So we're talking because it was the first half day of school. So we're all talking about school as he's coming up to take our drinks. He goes, oh, I used to teach at a local school in our area. And I taught drama and choir. And he's like, but I just got out of school and I decided I wanted to go back to school for culinary arts. And I said, oh, what school did you teach? And he told us and he goes, well, what school do you all attend? So they said the school that they went to, which is a local private school that is faith based. And he was like, oh, I'm a minister son. And you know, I taught at this school, which was also private. And so we started talking about, you know, just totally casual banter. So he leaves, he comes back and my daughter, who's done a lot of high school musicals says, you know, you said you taught drama and choir. Did you ever direct musicals? And they start talking about, you know, every musical known to man. So he's like, when you were in high school, you did this. And she goes, well, yeah, she's like, I'm still in high school. He goes, you're in high school. Oh my God, I have to go in the back and spank myself. Now that was the first thing. And we all got a laugh out of it. And then, you know, then he went on and he was like, what grade are you in? And she's like, oh, you know, I stay with my first day of 10th grade. And he was just like, oh my God, you know. And she was just kind of like, ha, you know. So he kind of walked off. And it was one of those things that after he's, we all laughed. But then after he said it, I was like, maybe he didn't really need it. Like my, you know, eighth grade boy brain took it. So maybe he just met, you know, you're cute. And I should have said that. Okay, fine. So no one else says anything about it. So he comes back and he's telling us all about his culinary school and how he likes to make, you know, lemon emulsions for all his pasta because our youngest daughter is making her own pasta list. And he's very talkative and very chatty. And he says something about all the gay people who are in theater and how they all just thought he was so cute and how, you know, he got nervous every once in a while and they would try to grab his butt until he learned the way to grab a gay man's butt is by using the bowling ball hold. And he proceeds to put his arms out and kind of do this bizarre up the booty finger action. Standing, we're in a corner booth. So he's where I'm like, you know, where the booth is shaped like an L. Yeah. So he's standing in the flat part. So he has all of our attention and he's standing there doing this. And again, a big laugh. And then after the big laugh, then it was like my mom and I kind of looked each other like, that was kind of an appropriate, you know what I mean? But still, food's there. Everyone's laughing. Have a good time. Okay. So fast forward to, I think I'm actually leaving out a couple of other things he said that made us just kind of go, really? Okay, well that's a little strange. So we go to, we're getting ready to leave. And oh, I know what it was. We're getting ready to leave. And he walks up to the table and to ask if we want dessert. But in our house, we celebrate half birthdays. And it was the little less Huffington's half birthday. So we had cake back home. So we were getting ready to say no desserts. And I was telling a story and I gestured my hands in front of me and made like, you know, like you're grabbing some of the boobs, but I wasn't actually touching them. And he walked, and when he walked up to ask me one dessert, he was like, oh, he's like, I must admit, some part of that story. And we all ask, he goes, oh, I get it. You were talking about tits. That was his exact phrase. Oh, you mean tits. And at that point, the little less Huffington child kind of looks at us and she starts giggling. But it's one of those things like, oh, that wasn't cool. So he stands there and he continues to talk for a few minutes. And he says, OK, well, then if we're not going to have dessert, who gets the check? And I said, we do. And my mother says, oh, absolutely not. Give me the check. And I said, I asked first, so we get it first. And she goes, well, I'm going to be the bigger tipper. He spins around and I'll try out her. And he goes, well, you know, I am a whore. And I'll do just about anything for a big tip. And lays it in front of her and walks off. And at that point, my husband, Mr. Tank, turns looks mean he goes, yeah, I think he's crossing the line on that one. Because it was just, it was like, started up small and it just kept getting bigger and bigger. But in between every inappropriate remark, we learned every possible conceivable thing you'd want to know about this kid's life. Yeah. You know, his last two girlfriend's names and by girl. OK, whatever. And the fact that he was going to where he took class and why he thought about the teachers at the school he used to go to and what he thought about people who had graduated from the school my daughters go to and stuff that was just completely inappropriate. So we all kind of, you know, how old is he? Well, he said he had just graduated when he taught. He can't be more than 25. There's no way. I would say 24 or 25. OK. But he didn't know, he knew a lot about what he was talking about. Early, he seemed to. OK, fine. We all get ready to leave and he says bye and we all say bye. And we get in the car and we're in the car for about two seconds. No one had really said anything else. And we were talking about other things, I guess. And we got in the car and as we got in tank says, you know, I think that if we had been a different table, that could have went one of two ways because he was kind of an ass. And my mom goes, uh, yeah, think she goes. If the girls hadn't been sitting there, I would have told her. And she goes, in fact, a couple of times I got ready to say, my granddaughters are sitting here. And I said, well, you know, the first couple of times it was funny. I said, but it just, I said, the bowling ball hold with the hand gestures. Obviously, I am, I think that kind of stuff is funny all the time. But again, if you were at the wrong table, so- There's an 11 year old kid sitting at the table. He's talking about shoving his thumbs up somebody's butt. And we had already discussed their ages when he was trying to figure out who the oldest one was. So he knew the age appropriate level. Fine. So we get back home and the more I thought about the more pissed off I got. So I called back to the restaurant. This is Tuesday morning because by the time we got home, running around, it was like 11 o'clock. Fine. So I called back, I get the manager, who now I'm already realizing I shouldn't be the one calling because we ate there with the vouchers or the last time I called them bitched. About the guy who wrote down the license number. Yeah. So I hang up, call my mom and I said, you have to call because they're going to know my name and you have to maintain composure. But you have to be the one to call. So I hang up, and of course, I should have said, let me come up there and listen, because I knew I was going to get the completely wrong version of this. So she calls me back like five minutes later to ask his name and ask if, if, you know, I knew a couple other things. So she hangs up, calls me back about 20 minutes later and she goes, yeah, that's been taken care of. And I said, well, what happened? And she goes, well, apparently the last statement he made after we all left was, did you see the ass on that girl talking about my eldest child. Oh, yeah. So he was fired that night, Tuesday night he was fired. He was let go, excuse me. That's the proper term, let go. So he said that, who did he say that to? Apparently he said it to the two girls that were standing at the front desk, one of which happened to be the manager that my mother got. And I guess the conversation went this of mom basically saying, you know what, food was great. He was really nice. You know, he was very personable. However, with my 11 year old grandchild sitting there, because I had told her, make sure you mention this, make sure you mention this, because I had the memory. Yeah. And she basically said, you know, I didn't feel comfortable and I'm pretty open-minded. So I'm certain that there are other people who have just got up and left, or who would have made a ridiculous scene and caused this kid to cry. She goes, and let me just tell you, I had the ability to make this kid cry, but it really didn't sink into us everything that was said. So, but yes, he was fired. Well, that's almost like an abusive thing where you don't realize what's happened until it's too late and... Well, what was bad was, is that because it was those little comments were added into a conversation that was very personable, we really didn't think about it. Yeah, it was just one of those very odd, very weird. So that's strike two for Macaroni Girl. I mean... I almost said, let's go to Macaroni Girl. But you know what, I didn't know if that was where it had happened. That's strike two for Macaroni Girl. So I think I'm going to be laying low on the Macaroni Girl for a while. No, that's probably for the best anyway. It is, but again, you know, great food, good price, you know, cute restaurant. But yeah, the bowling ball hold and the nice tits and the you mean tits. I mean, yeah, I was just... But I'm a minister son. You know, I thought about going to seminary and I chose culinary school. Well, now we see why. Why exactly? Oh my God. She's like 15 year olds, great. Allegedly. Allegedly, yeah. You allegedly like to fuck 15 year olds. So that was my big story. Hi everyone, this is Tale of the Latte Boy. And welcome back to episode 24 of plot as my co-pilot. What I'm doing is I'm trying a little experiment tonight where I am talking with Taffy and I'm talking with Rodan, but at different times. So we'll be mixing back and forth between our two co-hosts throughout the episode. So you never know what story you're going to hear and who's going to be telling the story. So as you already all heard, I was talking to Taffy before and now I'm back with Rodan. Hello, how are you guys doing today? Well, I'm fine. I wasn't talking to you when I was talking to the audience. Okay, so it's been a while since we've heard from you. It has, I know. How are things going in Monroe? Monroe is fine, actually. I spent the last night put on the blog, but I spent the last week in La Crosse, Wisconsin, which has best food ever, at least for someone who's raised in the Midwest, or with the Midwest. Everything butter and cheese. Butter and cheese and meat, oh my. We went to this place, I can't remember what it was called. They had things called butter burgers and sold. Yeah, done and done. I don't care what's on them. All I know is that they were delicious and I got a double and one of the people works for me got a triple, which is three patties smushed together. And so it went over the bun. I mean, it was just huge. I mean, it was like this big. Meat, it was just meat on my bun. And he ate all that and then a big ribeye, like 50 ounce ribeye or something at dinner. So, oh my God, please tell me you didn't share a hotel room with that. I did not. Oh, he's pity the poor, so all that did. Yeah, he's a great guy, but he's a good old venture boy. He was having some troubles up in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. It's all good. Even though I don't know him, and truth be told, don't really kind of care about him, because I don't know him, but I'm sure it's such for him. He survived, and he's fine. You mentioned, you have a couple of stories that you've told me that I thought it might be interesting for you to share with the listeners. Okay, and this is a friend of hers because I have no idea what stories you're going to do. Yes, you have no idea. And the first of which is you had a run-in with a listener someplace? Well, I don't necessarily know if I'd call it someplace, but uh... Well, I figured you could share the story. Yes, I was cruising around on the atom for atom, which is totally okay now, because I'm single, totally okay. Yeah, that was going to be the second story, we'll get to that in a while. So, more on that later. News at 11. Yeah. So, I was on, going on, atom for atom. So, I got this email on the atom for atom, and it was pretty much just one sentence, like, "Does the name Rodan mean anything to you?" And I was like, "What?" So, I think I got Taylor online, like, immediately going, "Can you believe this?" So, even before I even... Ladies and gentlemen, our first stalker. So, before I even looked at the profile or anything, I'm just like, "Oh my god, what's going on?" And actually, I didn't respond right away. I actually didn't even look at the profile right away. But I went, I looked at the profile, and I actually don't have it in front of me anymore, but because anaphragm now, apparently, it deletes your emails after 10 days. But, um, very, very cute from, I believe it was California. And... Do we have a first name? At least? I don't remember, I'm sorry. And I feel bad, because he's probably gonna listen to it. I was gonna say, "Now he's gonna hear this, and he's going to go to Monroe, and he's gonna boil a bunny in your house." What's up with the unboiling bunnies all of a sudden? I'm not going to be ignored, Rodan. But very, very cute. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very cute. And I'm thinking, "Why aren't you in Monroe?" So, I mean, I went back and forth just- And by Monroe, you mean your butt. Well, my bed, I think I'd be, never mind. All right. Anyway. So, yeah. So, we went back and forth on a couple of, uh, short chats, and, uh, he, he, uh, sent some very nice things about us and about the show, and I was just very pleased. And, uh, I think he's seen my penis now. So, you have the penis pics? Yes. I have gone to that level. I've gone to that level. I'm so, I don't know what to do. I'm sorry, Mom. [Laughing] Well, Mom doesn't need to know. No. Mom does not need to know. God, but, but- Mom from Saint Pete. You know, your cockpit will be the artwork for episode 24, right? But with just a little pot is my copilot logo across the top of it. But Mom from Saint Pete can totally know. Mom from Saint Pete. Remember the guy we used to work out with? Who had the Mom? Oh my God! Oh God, he was dreaming. We both had a crush on him, but at least I got him. What was his first name? Was that Paul? No, David, I mean, his partner's name was David. And yes, he had a partner or an ex-partner or something. But David and I have no idea. Ah, God. But the reason that we, we had names, we had fake names for everybody at the gym that we worked out at. And he had a tattoo on his arm of just a heart with the banner, but no name, actually in the banner. So we decided that we would call him Mom. Yes, because that was obviously the name that would be in the tattoo, but he must have chickened out right before they since tattooed it in. Is that right? What were the other- Could have been the name? What were the other names of people that we had? Popeye. There was Popeye. Popeye, because Popeye had the huge calves and the huge forearms. I mean, oh God, I love him. I mean, like- So his calves were probably about ten, and his calves and forearms were literally about 10 inches in diameter. Yeah, and he always had it on an FSU t-shirt. Well, I don't remember that much. But he had like these little little little little knees and these big calves and these big forearms. And then there was- Pizza Hut. Or the Hut. The Hut? The Hut. You had a crush on the Hut. Oh, that's right. Well, I remember the drum called him Corky, because drum thought he looked mildly retarded. What he does. He doesn't look retarded. He does. He had a crush on a re-re. And now we have a title for episode 24. I really liked him. He was kind of cute, and he was definitely my type. He was all short and stocky. And he would talk to me more because I was, you know, the chubby boy at the gym. And he would talk to me when he was chubby, but then he was definitely a yo-yo. Weight person. And why was he a yo-yo? And what? And why was he a yo-yo weight person? Which goes to the genesis of his nickname. Because he'd work out for an hour on the treadmill and then go home and order pizza. Oh, okay. Which is why we decided- That's why we called him the Hut. Oh, that's right. Okay, all right. So he would talk to me when he was chubby, but then suddenly he would lose weight. And all of a sudden I would be like, "Hey, how's it going?" And he would just kind of look at me weird. Like he didn't speak fatties anymore or something, so... Fatties. So I just kind of, I saw him, he works out of my gym now. Oh, do you have a gym? Yeah, I... Yeah, sorry. Okay, let's go to a taffy story. Yeah, he works out of my gym and I've only seen him there once. And he was with some girl with big fake boobs, so... So obviously his hack. God willing. Oh, oh, oh, no. Gatum doesn't need that. We just don't need that in the family. Yeah, Gatum doesn't need that, but I may. Okay, then. Okay, so I have a little thing I want to discuss with you. Okay. One of my favorite all-time movies, like literally top five movies straight on Desert Island, would be Quiz Show. The one with- Which I have seen once. Ray Fines, Rob Totoro. Great movie. Ray Fine. I know. He is fine. Except in Red Dragon where he's a scariest man on Earth. But anyways, the movie, you know, loosely was movies based on. Yeah. Okay. So it's on again this morning, 5.30 this morning, so of course I'm thinking, "Ah, shit, I'm gonna get nothing done for the next two hours." So my question to you is, would you ever cheat on something like a national show, where they're telling you to cheat? And they're saying, "We're gonna pay you X amount of dollars, and it's a lot of money, and no one's gonna know you're cheating, except you and the guys who are telling you to cheat." Your knee-jerk reaction is gonna be to say no, but I mean, you throw in the Today Show, and the cover of every magazine, and the fact that you can pay off every bill, and buy your mom a new house, and all these other things. What do you do? No, my knee-jerk reaction would be no. Because if it ever came to- Well, everyone's knee-jerk reaction would be no. Right. Well, I'm agreeing with you. Yeah. Every- I am thinking no because- I say that right now. Loads going, "Hell yeah!" I'm thinking that because when it would eventually get back out into the public that there was cheating, the people that- Your name is shit. Yeah, your name is shit, and the people that are running it. I mean, you see that all the time on those reality shows, where the way they edit people's lives, and make people look like complete monsters and stuff, and then the producers go, "Well, we were only just working with what we were given." But all of it's gonna fall on your shoulders as far as you're the one who cheated, you're the one who ultimately made that decision, you're the one who took the temptation, and- Did you ever cheat on a test in school, in college, or high school early? Um, I may have cheated on a test in high school. Maybe I don't- If I did, it was very- Actually, maybe middle school. I was gonna say I cheat on a test in middle school. My big thing was I always did the signing my mom's name to things to test. I would fail a test, yeah. Yeah, and every time I did it, I got every time, meaning multiple times I did it. Did you know that she was gonna see it again? No, well that's just it. It was one of these where- *laughter* Into this day, this is one of these mom things, the mom's mutant powers that I don't know anything about, where I had a test that I got a 67 on. I want to say it was like a social studies test. It was like a D minus minus. That was an F. Oh, was that okay. That's 69 and below is F in high, 69 and below is F in- At tracks and I'm taking two. Yeah, in Jersey. I got the 67 on the test and for some reason, I decided I was going to sign my grandmother's name. I guess because my mother had signed my name for multiple other tests that I had failed over time, that they would have been able to tell me if I could- Well, they don't know my grandmother's signature. I could just go in and say my parents are out of town. So I went up- Well, little house on the prairie was on. I went upstairs and signed my grandmother's name and I don't know if I was just had the- I've done something wrong. Look at my face and my mom knew something was up or what the deal was, but I come back upstairs later and my mother is going through my binder, which I have never- Before and after I had never known her to do. So of course, I do what any third grader does. I grab the test before she can see and hides behind my back. Smooth. Yeah. So then she says let me see the test and then I got in trouble. And then I proceed- Now, did you ever get spanked when you were little? Uh, I got hit maybe three times- By your mom or was that one of those way two father gets home type things? Well, the one time that- The last time that I got hit was in sixth grade and that was a way two of your father got home. And I had to wait like seven hours in my room. Oh my god! Are you in your room? I had to wait in my room for my father to get home and I remember my- This is gonna be when he said he was gonna file a report after seeing what has happened. My father came home from work and he went downstairs because we had a split level house. You know, we could go downstairs and that's where the TV room and everything was. And I remember hearing him laughing and talking to- I went from being on the honor roll to getting two D's and an F and almost having to repeat sixth grade. In the course of one marking period- Yeah, did anything major happen in that year? That would be- That would be if you were like a teacher, you would say hmm. No, I just thought- Oh, I could just ride on this, you know, when I'm an honor roll and that sort of thing. I'm cute! So yeah, I'm cute. I look sassy in the- Who knows how to do multiplication? In these parachute pants and my leather tie. Um, with piano keys. No, it had little studs down the front of the tie. You're big stud. Yeah. Um, so my family was downstairs talking and laughing and I knew that my dad had known because my mother said I called your father when he goes home, he's going to talk with you. And I hear him coming down the hall and that's when he kicked open my door. Oh, please don't finish the story. Yeah, it got- Let's just say it got ugly. And it got uglier when the first thing out of my mouth was, I tried. Because I was- I was on panic mode. Yeah. Now did your dad ever snap the belt? Can everyone- No, I never got the belt. I never got the belt. Oh, I never got the belt. I did have the hole in the wall that evening he punched a hole in my wall. And that was there for about two years. Nice. So where he was- And he ended the evening with that I was going to be sent to military school. And the next day he- And it was probably he was calling his buddies, but he was calling and saying I'm looking for information on this military school and what's a tuition. And I was crying with blues or something. Which now come- Think of it- Me in a house with- Lots of boys. Lots of boys. And communal showers and- Yeah, that could have been good to me. I should say. Damn it! I should have sent it to military school. But that was the only time that I ever got hit by my dad. One time I got hit by my mom when I was like four because she was on the phone with a friend and I wasn't getting enough attention from her. So I walked over and said, "Mom!" And she turned around and I went, "Click!" And I put my finger down on the button. Oh! And she chased me or she chased me around the dining room table and then she hit me. And I got spanked on the butt. And then of course she felt horrible because she never hit me before. Yeah, spanked you. There's a difference. Hitting he was when they double the fist in front of the face. Spank you as well. Well then okay, my mother- spanked me. My father hit me. There you go. I cheated on one test. Isn't it great that this is a comedy podcast? Child abuse is fun. And now we have a title for it. Somewhere a dolphin just laughed. Now I cheated one time in junior high on Ohio government for all fricking things because someone in the class before me had written the answers in the corner of the desk. And so you sit down and it was of course in pencil. And you know it's one of those where in eighth grade is where you really only change classes like three times but it was getting prepared for high school. So I come in and I slide into my seat and I'm already taking my little test. It was one of those desks where it lifts up. And it was already lifted up where the kid before me had just grabbed his crap and ran. So I said it down. We get our test. I put it down and I look up and there's five of the answers. One whole section of the test, the answers were written on the corner. So I don't know if, and I ended up finding out who it was because I got in trouble for writing them on there. And of course I was in the midst of the sobbing going, "It's not in my hair. "Look at my test. "Look at the words." And so we found out that the kid before me was the one that wrote it, his name was Shek Lopofki, who stuck a dime up his nose, but why? So he got the one that got to it. He had to clean all the desks in the classroom and he got after school detention, which was fine. But then I still had to take a zero on the test, which I didn't think was very nice. But I couldn't-- - Well, would you use the answers? - But I used the answers that was it. - Well, there you go. You still cheated. - And I went on and I said, "If I knew the answers, "they would have been the right answers anyways." Yeah, that didn't work. (laughs) - Well, that's the thing nowadays with like, camera phones, and iPads, and all that sort of stuff, is that's, they say that that's, you know, that adds cheating to a whole new level as far as something the teachers need to look out for, because-- - Yeah, that happened last year in my daughter's school, because they're allowed, they wear uniforms, but they have one uniform shirt that is a hoodie sweatshirt that has the little thing we put your hands in. And one of the girls in my daughter's class had her cell phone in there. When she walked in, she took it out, took a picture of the test, and sent it to all her friends in one email. And the next class was lunch, all of them checked their phones, and they all knew every single question on the test. Yep. And 12 of them got three day in school suspension. Yeah. You know what though? Stupid, stupid little girls. That's how I look at that. Because they all-- (laughs) - You just got done talking about how you cheat. (laughs) - Yeah, but I'm sorry, there's, there, yes. That was like an accidental cheat. Yes, I used, but I didn't expect-- - The accidental cheat. - The accidental cheat. - Isn't that a movie? - I slipped it in her ass. It was my accident. (laughs) - Okay, anal sex has nothing to do with this. Unless that's getting out of a cheating answer. - I did take a teacher, but no, not in the eighth grade. And there was no anal sex. - It was the third grade. And there was anal sex. - No, it was preschool. (laughs) - Oh, God. - Shut up. - You shut up. - You shut up. - You shut up. - I'm looking at my dog's booty. It's making up anal sex. (laughs) - Oh, God. Apparently we'll be right back after this. - It's animal husbandry. (laughs) - Oh, God. - That's the title. It's child abuse, the animal. (laughs) - Lord. - So I understand via the blog and the fact that you and I talk almost every single day that you have a new marital status. - I do have a new marital status. And that status is widower. - No, I haven't seen that. (laughs) From your mouth to God's. No, I shouldn't say shit like that. That's terrible. - Terrible. - I don't mean, I don't mean that. - Yes, I do. - No, I really don't. - No, I do. (laughs) - Okay, yeah. So now I am single now. I'm very single. And I actually, the trip to Wisconsin was followed by a short trip to Florida, where I had to fly from La Crosse to Minnesota to Minnesota, to Orlando, to Orlando, to Fort Lauderdale. Again, miserable. So Sprout picks me up at the airport. And I'm thinking that this trip's going to really well. We're going to start when he's moving up here and that everything's going fine. So I get down there. - Oh God, you're going to go way into it. - Well, I mean, just real, real quick. - Okay. - I mean, not like the story to Minnesota in the first place. So anyways, I get there and he picks me up and another guy's car happens to be a Corvette. I mean, like, not brand new, but like a few years old. Another guy's Corvette, so he takes me-- - Now at this point, what was the explanation for picking you up in a Corvette? - The explanation was that Sprout, or that this friend of Sprouts, needed his car because it was four doors and he had his nieces or something. And that Sprout could drive the Corvette if Matt could drive the Spectra. - Okay. - And so I'm like, okay, I'm fine, like part of this at this point, get home, right? And there are this guy's toothbrush is, you know, in the sink. There's his Shaver in the, oh dear. There's a Shaver in his, you know, his Shaver's in the bathroom and there's his clothes hanging in my closet. And I freak out. You know, I'm a very calm person most of the time. - Yeah, I've freaked out. - And so much so that Sprout left. Sprout just left because I was hot. He knew I was hot and he knew that it wasn't like nothing else was gonna happen to that. So he has to say, when he did return, we had a discussion. (laughing) - We had a little talk and a little talk ended with, he's moving out of my house. - With him flying through a play glass window. (laughing) - He is moving his behind out of my house and I'm moving my stuff up to here in Monroe and that he will not be joining us or me. But he did end up with custody of the dogs, which I'm feeling very, I'm feeling a lot of agito about as I come home every day and I'm kind of missing the dogs now. There's one thing to know that I was gonna see them again now. It's kind of like, I don't know when I'm gonna see them again. So it kind of sucks. But I do already have a bit of a crush. So I think I'm, I think it'll okay. - Oh well, at least you gave yourself time to grieve. - Whoa. (laughing) If anybody knows the story of the sprout tonight, they know that this is a long time coming. So it's me not taking a lot of time to grieve. It's probably not a bad thing. - And the understatement of episode 24 goes to. (laughing) - But I do have a crush, which is weird to have a crush after all this time because I really don't know. - Weird, good or weird. - It's new. It's completely new. I feel like a freaking 18 year old, 16 year old boy again. - Girl. (laughing) - I feel like a hospital girl again. I feel like a pretty little princess. - Well, 'cause you know, here in Monroe, and in Wisconsin, I'm like average size. - And fresh meat. - And fresh meat. So, you know, I have a lot of the boys kind of chasing after me a little bit. But, which is nice, good for my ego. - And you've also lost some weight too. I mean, I've seen the pictures of you on the on the manhunt and the, you know, and that sort of thing. Along with your cock shot and. - Right, thank you. - You're looking pretty good. - Thank you. I was actually. - And the cock's not looking too bad either. (laughing) - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. (laughing) - Well, I do have a little bit of crush on me on a professor here at the University. And he's about my, he's 30. And we've kind of gone out a couple of times before the breakup as kind of friends. And now we're kind of exploring to see where that goes. But I'm not really in a hurry to, you know, get into a new marriage anytime soon. So we'll see what happens. (whooshing) So, oh, oh, oh. Here's the other funny thing. While I was sitting here, 'cause I had to open Adam for Adam to look at the guy's profile, which I found, which I'll tell you in a second. But, oh, give me the link we'll post it up on. - This is mycopilot.com. - I get this email from T-Bone, something or other, that says, "You like transsexual with big dick?" And that's all the email says. - That's it? - Do you like transsexual with big dick? - Oh, so it was in the form of a question. It wasn't a statement. - Well, no punctuation. You like transsexual with big dick. - That's my favorite one. - So he's either asking you a question or he knows something about you that I don't. - Well, it can't be me, 'cause it's not, I don't have a big dick. - I didn't, never mind. Meaning that you do, he's stating that you do transsexuals with it, never mind. - Oh, that was way too complicated for me. - You're a dork. - What was this thing? Oh, so he's got a really funny profile, because looking for a-- - The transsexual with the big dick? - No, no, no, no, no, the guy wrote me from it. - He's got a good sense of humor. So, I wouldn't say his name, but his profile is really fine, so I want to read the first sentence from it. - Yeah, like the profile which you're looking for, it's like looking for a real big jerk, the type of asshole that doesn't care about what's in a person's head or heart, but is only interested in the superficial and 10 inches or more. - Oh, well. - My hobbies are rich pricks with big dicks. Nice guys, take a hike. - Well, he sounds perfect for you. - Yeah, exactly, right? - Except for the, you know, red 10 inches. - 10 inches, right. - So, god. - And there's a little-- - Charming. - There's a little thing in the bottom that says sarcasm, so, because I'm sure he didn't have that at first, and people were, why do you have to be such an asshole? I'm sure he probably got all sorts of questions like that for a long time. - Well, thank you very much to our listener who decided to stock Rodin and find him out. - Yeah, thank you very much. - We appreciate your moxie. And okay, let's give you a real challenge, 'cause I'm on the atom for Adam as well. Let's see if you can find me. - Yes, he's in the St. Pete, right? - No, well, you don't make it too easy for him. - Okay, that's not too easy. He's still has to figure out your, you know, your name. - Okay, all right. So, let's see if somebody who has an atom for Adam account can find me. - Or a manhunt account, for that matter. - Okay, well, our manhunt account. - See, it's much easier to find me because Monroe has like, you know, 100 gay people. St. Pete has a lot more. - Has 100 gay people per square. - Square money, yeah, right? - Okay, all right, well, that'll be a challenge. That's a listener challenge for all the Mose out there. All the single Mose who have, you know, hookup accounts. - Yeah, right, all single Mose have hookup accounts, and the winning prize is a free job blowjob for a mom, Mr. Taylor. - No, don't say that. - We're trying to get dating. - I mean, you know, I'll do it, but don't say that. God. - See, you miss me on the show, you know it. - I never said it, actually, you know who misses you. Actually, I don't remember his name, but I did a podcast today. I did one of Tim Carmel's podcasts, either there are some who call me Tim or actually, which one was I on that or okay, Go Raymo radio? - I don't know, I was on one of them, and I was on with Ricky from Phil Monkeys, and Mark from Remarkably Mark and Tim, and then a guy who doesn't have a podcast, but he was sort of a guest host, and we were talking about each other's podcasts, and one of them asked, "When is Rodan coming back?" - Aw. - So you are missed by one listener. - Hey, one and whoever wrote me on Anne for Adam, so I'm good. - Okay, that's two. - I have two fans, I need a fan. - Two fans, excellent. - Okay, well the plan is to eventually bring you back into the podcasting fold. We're trying this experiment tonight, where we're using Skype and Audacity, but we're not using a Skype recorder, so hopefully one day we'll be able to do this, like we used to with Taffy as well, but trying to get Taffy to tape her own voice, and then be able to email it to me. What could be Bedlam? - Bedlam. - We'll try that in the future. Maybe I'll try that with just her sometime, and we'll see how that goes. But for now, we're gonna try it this way for a little while. - I'm good with that. - Okay, well that's good, 'cause you don't have really a choice. - Well, because you're gonna want me on the show often, so I can tell you my dating stories from here in Monroe. - Oh yeah, definitely. No, I definitely, we need to have you on for hookup stories, so that's a given. Bring a little sexy back to the show. As compared to bringing sexy back fat to the show, which is what I bring. - I'm just waiting for someone to tell me, I love your fat. - Yeah, I should have never told that story. (laughing) - No, probably not. - Well, well, Rodan, thank you very much for being on the show tonight. - Thank you for having me. - And we'll hope to see you again real soon. - Thank you, night guys. Stay tuned for part two of episode 24 of Pot as My Co-Pilot, coming later this week to a computer near you. (upbeat music)
