It's a full house with FIVE, count 'em, FIVE co hosts tonight! Join Taffy and Taylor, Tank, Drum and...the Mountain Woman as they have a post dinner conversation about past group vacations, a meeting in a parking lot, pick-up lines, Taylor gets zinged by a co-worker, Tupperware for your vagina, Taffy reveals a phobia, motion sickness, and Rodan takes one for the good of the podcast, "3...2...1 - Fly", Blockbuster.com and Drum's obsession with depressing documentaries, Souxie Souix, So You Think You Can Dance, Taffy confuses Salt-N-Pepa with TLC, other podcasts. Taffy throws Taylor under the bus during a conversation on why he was a whore in his 20s, MySpace, Mountain Woman asks the age old question, "Why podcasting?," and "We here at the Sunny Motel...." MUSIC: Brain Bukit - Run Rabbit/The Chase e-mail podismycopilot@gmail.com, visit the blog at www.podismycopilot.com, please be our friend at www.myspace.com/podismycopilot.
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PiMC: Episode 20 - "Hi...Did We F**k?"
Bitches. [LAUGHING] [MUSIC PLAYING] You're listening to "Pod Is My Co-Pilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy. Welcome to episode 20 of "Pod Is My Co-Pilot." I am joined. We have a full house tonight. That's because it's our 20th episode. Yes. We have all sorts of guest stars, some old, some new. Some very old. I'm a guest star. Roll. [LAUGHING] Now, I meant old as a weekend on the show before. Sure you did. I meant old as an old. Now, it's equated. Yes, we have five people tonight. Falmunkeys does this all the time, but I don't know how Ricky Falmunkeys is another podcast. OK. So there's every time he says Falmunkeys, I want to say brass monkey, but that's right. That monkey monkey. So I am joined as always by Taffy Carl-- and actually, not as always, because the last couple you haven't been on, but I am joined by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, darling. Hello, you. And I am joined by her lovely, hunky husband tank. Oh. [LAUGHING] OK. Lovely. Oh, great. And I am joined by the large ball that drum running in California. Yo. Swinging to and fro. And he's swinging low. And I am also joined. We are joined tonight with a very special guest, a woman that we have talked about before. And we're not going to use her real name, because we just explained what a podcast is and actually played in all that episode for her. This is-- Because when she was in high school, they made recordings with rocks and sticks, and they beat them out over the mountains. A little bit too far there. It's the mountain woman, ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome her. Whoo! Thank you very much. So mountain woman-- Oh god, I don't think I'll be first. Now we're not going to begin to tell us about yourself, as much as you would like to share. OK, that was it. [LAUGHING] That was it. Just the mountain. OK. Yeah. She has no secrets. She's an enigma wrapped in a middle. Men in a middle. Wrapped in a riddle, deep-fried in a mystery. She's building a mystery. [LAUGHING] With a flashlight and a paper fan, apparently. Yes. It's a chimeon. She's mountain MacGyver. She is mountain MacGyver. What is it you said earlier tonight? She can have a big pen and a flashlight. You put her in the middle of the wilderness, and she'd live for a year and a half. Exactly. You come back a year and a half later. She would have a full house, milk, working kitchen, all the way. One of my favorite stories about the mountain woman would be when we all went up to North Carolina, where she has a vacation home. It's a big state. We're not saying the exact city of North Carolina. And it was in the winter, and there was this huge icicle on the side of the road. [LAUGHING] First of all, you have to know that it was like canceling Gretel being lured into the candy shop by the old woman, because all the way to the old woman. No, I was going to say, bitch. No, the beautiful mountain woman, how about you? So she-- we're on the side of the road. We're like, oh, gee, look at the icicles. They're so pretty. They're so pretty while taking pictures of them. And out of nowhere, she goes, you know that makes the perfect weapon. You can kill somebody with that. And it would eventually melt, and all the evidence would be gone. The fingerprints would disappear. We're like, we're in the middle of the fucking mouth with this woman. She's going to kill us. How low do you really know? Exactly. And she had had her fillevel of us. Because the last day, we would go to some antique mall. And we all walk in behind her, and she turned around. And she says, spread out. This ain't a fucking brain. And about two seconds, all of us went, before we were like little ducks in a lullaby. Yeah, because we didn't know where we were going. We didn't know what was going on. It was like mall a duck and all the baby ducks. So spread out. This isn't a fucking parade. She spread around her heels almost like this. And we all went painting in different directions. We were scared of that. This is the same trip where she says, we send you any dark coats, we need cameras. Oh, god, no, you're not going to see anything. Beautiful waterfalls, beautiful mountains. It's freaking cold. You don't need to coat. You don't need to camera. The next day, bring your camera. It's crazy, nothing. Yeah, that, I have to say, is probably my favorite vacation of all time. So I have to thank you for that. That was probably-- and everybody was all scared. Now, Taylor, you know they don't have cable. Yes, I understand that. And there is no phone, so you want to have phone service. Yes, I know, and they don't have a computer. I know, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. And so it ended up that we went and had a great time. We had so many sayings come out of that trip, too. My favorite thing, though, was it's too cold to fuck. Thank you, that was my line. Is it ever really too cold to fuck, though? Really? That night it was, it was about 18 degrees. And we had gone in about three in the morning, and the heat wasn't on yet. And I believe I turned to drum as we were getting changed in our flannel pants and big sweatshirts and stuff, and made some joke about that you want to fuck, and through which it's too cold to fuck. See, that's why you get under the covers, get all that. We were slippin' on two separate couches, it wasn't-- [LAUGHTER] It wasn't conducive to fucks. Challenge accepted. Challenge accepted. That was the night after we all decided to hair gel our hair. Yes. Hair gel? Yes. Nice. Yeah. Hair gel. Yeah, like with the-- Like out of the '80s. It was my hair paste, my hair paste. As in mohawks and-- oh, the worst pictures you've ever seen. We need to find one of those pictures. Black out our eyes, post that on the box. If you want those fashion dudes, fashion don'ts type thing in the back of fashion magazines. Would you be caught dead with this hairdo? Would you be caught dead with this people? [LAUGHTER] Speaking of it's too cold to fuck, I believe you have a story. I do have a story that took place today in the Michaels arts and craft parking lot. I'm walking out because I was buying things to make a frame, you know, mats and stickers and shit like that. And this girl, woman, whatever, she's probably in the early '30s. She comes out and-- A woman, man child. When I was, she was OK, I'll paint a picture for you, OK? About five, six, quasi-built, OK. Kind of sort of fake boobs. And I'm way too much eyeliner for doing the day. And she walks up to me and she goes, she gives me the look, the John Goodman sex look. And she goes, hi. I said, hi. And she goes, did we fuck? [LAUGHTER] Two sentences. Hi, did we fuck? Not hi. Have I ever met you before? Do you know who I am? Is your name so and such? Oh, is she post-op or something? No, I was a woman. Oh. Yeah. Hi. Did we fuck? I said, I don't think so. And she goes, you don't think so? No, but no. [LAUGHTER] I'm afraid I could do something you need to know for sure. I don't think we ever fucked. And she's like, are you sure? And I'm like-- so I'm kind of trying to lighten the mood and make a little juggle. And I'm like, well, you know, I'm really sure if I had, you know, I would have remembered. And, uh-huh, hi, that funny. But would you ever walk up to some of that you think you might know, and that be your lead-in? Hi. Maybe if you would have. But wouldn't you at least say hi? Did you noted this college in this year, or did you know this person at one time, or were you ever associated with this group of people? Not hi-- Well, did she-- did she go, hi. Did we fuck? And you went, I don't think so. Well, do you want to? Exactly. I mean, I'm on. Sure, that's a come on line. When I called and told Tank, that's the first thing he said was, well, did she offer it again? And did you get the picture? Did you get the picture? Did you get any contact information? Oh, I know. What is the worst pick-up line? Not that that was necessarily a pick-up line, but what's the worst pick-up line that anybody here is either used or has had used on them? I don't use pick-up lines. I don't want to use this pants down. People look at this ball. They fall on each right there. [LAUGHTER] Is that a little light from Heaven opens up and shines right on? [LAUGHTER] I want to get my boys. Oh, my God. I don't want to pick-up lines. No? Do we know mountain pick-up lines? I am. [LAUGHTER] They fling poo at her. [LAUGHTER] You all see my pick-up truck? I know now. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Good. You ever drop a stick? [LAUGHTER] Mine? He's got him? [LAUGHTER] Oh, he's got him. I'm sure you. But mine are delicately hidden. [LAUGHTER] Do you-- wait, hold on. I'll tell you a pick-up line, so I never use lines. OK. He calls-- I had called his house that he was staying at, and he calls back not knowing who was calling him, so it's a different number showing up on the color ID. And the widow Carlisle, my mother, answers the phone. And this one says, who is this? And she said, I'm the mother of one of your ex-girlfriends. And he goes, did I ever have sex with you? [LAUGHTER] Are you one of the ones I had sex with? And mom goes, I don't think you're going to be on. [LAUGHTER] His pick-up lines are legendary. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I thought it was like, did we fuck? [LAUGHTER] Did we fuck? Well, if you want to play this, they'll get you. [LAUGHTER] So what's your line? I had a guy come up to me-- and I actually talked about this on "Cute Cast" when I was on the "Cute Cast" episode. I had a guy come up to me once at Howard Avenue. Oh, god. Yeah, that's scary bar. You should be a fan. Yeah, wow. And start dancing with me and dancing on me and everything, and then he wanted to buy me a drink. So he bought me a drink, and then he's telling me how cute he thinks I am. And I said, oh, well, thanks. And he goes, yeah, you're just-- I just love your fat. Oh! [LAUGHTER] What? Talking about my belly. I just love your fat. I just love guys with bellies, and I just love your fat. OK. And you know what? I went home with him. [LAUGHTER] Did you blow him? I'm sure. And actually, when he came, he farted. Oh! Oh, my god! But it was one of those horrible, like, with every spurt, it was like, oh, come on. And he was going to-- [LAUGHTER] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I think we found the title of our episode. When he came, he farted. Sorry. Attention listeners. Sorry. This podcast is read in NC 17. For those of you delicate natures, leave now. Oh, my god, you can't. Was he embarrassed, at least? Yeah, no, he was mortified. Oh, my god. I saw him, like, one other. Not saw him. Next time's ticket, someone has asked. I'll happen. It'll fart around it, yeah. Oh. I quit. He's a cork. That's what he does. I know, baby, baby. I didn't fart. I'll edit out her name, don't worry. I know you will. Sal. Have a little beep in it. You have a little beep in it, I'm Laura. All right, and I will bleep out. When Tackley just said her name. [LAUGHTER] [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING] So, I had something interesting said to me by a co-worker that drum-nosed and actually would be surprised that this person said this to me. What? Yes, sir. Was it a pick-up line? No, it wasn't a pick-up line. It was a zinger, at my expense, which was-- This person is a little slow, and she probably didn't mean it to be-- As funny as it was. Yes, it's the first drum is making of a-- Hey. Yeah. A co-worker of mine who's-- she's just a little-- She's a little out there, she's a little girl. Hey, hippie. She's kind of hippie, kind of crunchy. Yeah. And her parents smoke boy too much marijuana. Allegedly, we don't know that. But she says she's just as very kind of mellow. Okay. And sometimes she says things, and I'm usually the one that's just sort of looking at her like, are you on drugs right now? Okay. That was the dumb thing you could possibly say. I was talking about how my little sister was on whose wedding is in any way. Yes. To which drum has told me that apparently my father was on the same episode. He saw my dad after I left his house. Which is people. But I was talking about how it was all of these people, and, you know, then all of a sudden they cut to this little girl with her hand in the dessert buffet, and without missing a beat, then my co-worker says, "Oh, she really is your little sister." Oh. Which, of course, I think the look on my face got roaring laughter from everybody in the office, because I'm usually the one giving her a hard time about things. And I said I want to either give you a high five or throw this bottle of water on your face, because that was awesome. That was a good singer. That was a good singer on her part. But she looked all confused like, what? Did I say something? Oh, she didn't even know what she was doing. No, she didn't even know she did it. Oh, that's good. And then if she got thinking about it, she sort of smiled. And she went, "Oh, I did say it. That was really funny." It wasn't. I'm like, "Yes, that was really funny." Two videos later. I think that we had passed my co-bilot. She'd come out with shirts and sell them online. And on the back to them, all of the Paula Deen shirts. On the front, have our logo on the back, have sayings. One of them should be, "I love your fat." [laughter] What a fuck. What a fuck. Do we fuck? Do we fuck? Do we fuck? And then, "I love your fat." What's that? Who do you have to fuck to get a hot dog in this dump? Should we talk about where I'm going tomorrow night? Whatever. Because we're all dying to know. Yes, go ahead. You all know already, but I am going to a passion party tomorrow night. Which I was not invited to, but I'm not a part of, you know, whatever. And I've explained to you repeatedly. It's one of those, it's Tupperware for your vagina. It's really the ones that are advertised on the radio. And it's like, they actually have people that go to people's houses. Yeah. And take sex toys with them. Yeah. And lingerie. Yeah. And I'm the only gay guy that's going to be there. It's all straight people. And me. I think I am part of the entertainment. That's why they invite you. Is it straight people or straight women and you? No, straight people. Like couples. And then me. [laughter] Yeah, that's a little weird. And me. Because everybody at work was invited and I'm. Hey, yeah, he's going with people he works with. Oh. That to me alone would be a little weird. You're thinking, you know, I'm holding the 18 inch guy. Well, there's a little incestuous anyway. He says it's that. That was a little strange. That is kind of strange though. It's like, oh honey, it's that big 18 inch black dildo that I always wanted. All right. [laughter] Well, if you want to get it and you're sitting here and you know the next day in some big board meeting, you're going to be sitting there looking across like a she just had an 18 inch black dildo show. And I think what they do. Oh, no. I don't think, well, first of all, I don't think they actually shove it up each other's asses at the party. It's not like a party lights where you yell out. I think I'll have three cinnamon and a pair candle. You don't think you scream out. I want the butt plugs and I want it broke some of them. Yeah, but think about it. It's a screechy go in a room and you order some things. Yeah, and it works with drum. And she said that the next two meetings after we had all been on vacation, the only thing she could think of was drums big balls. Because drum dropped his pants and she just balls everybody. But you're going to have to work with these people and you're going to have this one, you know, little person who's going to... She does. I'll look at her. I'll be writing on the board. Yeah. And she'll just start laughing. [laughter] You're going to see one of these women trying to ball gag and then in like three months later, you're going to be sitting in a meeting and you look over her and she's going to do something like this with a doughnut in her mouth and you're going to burst into a circle after it. What are you going to think? I'm going to try out ball gags at the party. You don't know that. Well, I don't know that for sure. I'm sure it's going to be much more tame than... I want a picture of someone with a ball gag. That is your challenge. Challenge extended. You can't remember that. I'm taking a picture of somebody with a ball gag. You did last weekend. [laughter] But you asked me to take your picture. So... Take this at an odd angle. It won't turn out right. [laughter] So... Now, and the guy, it's one of my female co-workers and her husband has a PlayStation 3. So I've been saying all week it's anal beads in PlayStation 3. It's a night in heaven for me, so... It's Lubentouse! It's heaven. When we were in Savannah, we were all sitting around talking one night. And one of the questions was, we've mentioned this before, was that if you had to identify heaven with what would it be, Trump says, "No," I mean, without one second of hesitation. Lubentouse. [laughter] That's his idea, that's how Lubentouse. I don't know why. What would your idea of heaven be? Miss Mountain Girl. I don't know. Mountain Giver. If you had to think of the one place you want to be in the world when you go to heaven and you have to say that for the rest of your life, what would it be? For the rest of your life. For the rest of your whatever. For the rest of your whatever. For the mountains. Mountains with just, you know, feel the sunflowers or whatever. What a rafting. Doesn't that scare the hell out of you? No, I love it. Really? Yeah. We have to do it. That would be it. I am not going while I'm rafting. There is no frickin' way. I'll do it. I'll do it. She has a borderline phobia for being out of control on the water. I'll do it. Be the biggest phobia. Yeah. Add a control. The chances of me getting behind a boat on an inner tube are exactly zero. I thought you already were. Uh huh. Once, and my mother was driving the boat. Would I guess how that happened? Well, that was your first problem. Yeah. Get in behind a boat with your mother driving. Thank you. It's just. It's actually safer to be behind the boat than it is to be in the boat because her greatest fear is to try to throw you off. I mean, that's her greatest thrill. It's to spin it around. Okay. I don't matter how big the boat is. Watch what I can do with the social. I mean, Tank has been turned out of an airboat once or twice. Well, yes, but by her husband, not her. Yeah. There's a part in O'Caller where he could take the airboat up and over the road back in. Oh, cool. No. That was pretty cool. I am not cool with the whole boat thing. I mean, I'll get on a boat. Like a, you know, a pontoon boat, and I'll sit around. You know, I have something to drink and talk. I don't have any need to get. No. I don't understand the whole boating thing. Explain the boating thing to me. I'm the big boater. I can go fast and have one in my hair. I'm down a car. The boat gives me a way to get out someplace to scuba dive from. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's something, you know, you're going to snarkle. Or a wave runner so I can ramp over the wake of other boats. This is a problem with going. We're thinking of going to London and Paris. And the only two ways you can get from point A to point B are in the channel, which puts me driving underwater. No, no, no. Or on a hydrofoil, which I've already been on, which is, you know, a boat that levitates over water. Wrong. No. Anyway, one of the roughest, you know, channels of water in the world. I don't think so. No. It's called British Airways. It's called a 30 minute flight. In bright six. Yeah. Until she walks up to the plane from the tarmac. Exactly. It seats eight people. It only seats 16 people. No, no, no. No. What will happen is that we will hire-- The big planes are safer than the level-- No, we will hire-- Oh, no. I can tell you that. We will hire a car. And the car will drive me in the tunnel and I will be in the back, not paying attention to where I am. For that 20 minutes, that's what's going to have to happen because there's no way I can make it from point A. It's only five minutes. Let it be that long. [laughter] It's an hour and a half from downtown London to downtown Paris. Okay. If you go through-- and I think it's actually 40 minutes in the tunnel. But I will have to have-- I will have to have some sort of-- No, I will have to have something that will come. It will be when Lola and I flew to New York. And we had to just sit there and hold my hand and don't talk to me and we have to focus on life. And that will be me while I'm arriving. No way. If all of you went, I would have to go because I would have to make J.D. But you don't have to go on the really rough ones. That is going on for a three-year or something. I got the baby one. The baby one. Yeah, so we took all the granities on it. It's just a little bumps poop. Yeah. I would be screaming like a fool. I'm telling you right now, I would be. We got stuck on the rocks a few times, but that's fun too. We all went on back to the future at Universal. Yeah. And I almost threw up off that one. That's cool. That's different. That's a shoebox that they shake in. Yeah. It's not really motion. It's just shaking. That and star tours. Star tours make me nauseous every time. I think maybe this will be the time I don't get nauseous and every time I think I'm going to hurl when I walk off of it. This one for a living used to fly topographically. If the ground goes up, down, up, down, then the helicopter went up, down, up, down, up, down. It's called down for the earth. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. It never made him sick ever. One more time he's jumped out of airplanes, never made him sick. He went on a mission to Mars. He comes out, lays down the grass, and says, "Nobody talks with me." So I got it. It wasn't sick in my life, and I thought I was going to die. Mmm. Do you get motion sick? Rodant puked on the whole graph. Oh. On the right. I was standing right behind him. He just drank one of those big giant moons. Whoa. Oh, oh, oh. That's an orange. Oh. And then the hulk. I've never been dying. He drank that thing super fast, and then of course it makes you more thirsty. So you end up drinking. He filled it up with water from the water fountain, and then drank water on top of it. Oh, no. And then we got in the hulk. And right after you know, if you're coming down the ramp, it's like a metallic V, so you hold on both sides. I was walking in front, then Rodant was in the middle. He's going to kill us for telling the story. And then-- But you walk on it? Well, we were getting off. We were getting off of it after the ride. And I hear-- He went like this. He put his fingers over his mouth. Oh, did it spew? Oh! Oh! Or as an orange everywhere. And then he's got to walk to the bathroom to clean up. So, of course, he's walking towards the bathroom. I go, "Oh, my God! That guy puked all over himself! Look!" And then everybody turned around. So he got kind and cleaned up. He chased me around. Marvellous for the year. He was trying to hug me because he was also far from the team. He got him a shirt. Yeah. Oh, what how long ago was this? This was right when we first started going together. So that was about eight years ago. Oh, my God. That's awful. That is awful. It was, they did a soft opening with Islands of Adventure. It wasn't officially open yet. And we'd gone to Universal Studios. And they said for another $25 you can go and try all of the rides. Was there, like, a lot of people there? No, there was almost nobody there. So we got on and off of everything. Oh, okay. And the one thing we got on was the Dr. Doomride, which shoots straight up in the air. It's sort of, you're sitting in a chair and you're trapped in and it goes out. Kind of like... The one that just got the girls legs off? No, that's different. So, but normally when you go on it, it's now they have where they have Dr. Doom's voice coming through. The headset is going, you know, apparently he has to, like, extract fear juice out of you or something. I don't know. That's the story. That's the story. So, but they didn't call him. But they didn't. It was a soft opening. So they didn't have all of the... Stuff up yet. The sound up yet. So all the guy says when he straps us into these chairs is look up. Well, you look up and there's kind of this little ledge thing overhanging so we didn't know what we were looking at. So eventually we all just start talking. Well, the thing shoots up without anybody giving us any sort of warning. The three of us screamed like little guys. I can only imagine. You should have did 3-2-1 fly. I don't know. Why? How about screaming like little girls? That's sometimes that. Then the 3-2-1 fly is because that's what we call it. 3-2-1 fly is the giant swing where you lay on your stomach and they harness you and they lift you up. They call the sky coaster. The sky coaster. And then you have to pull the rip port and it shoots. Well, you're... Do a big swing. Yeah, you're on a giant swing and you're laying down like on a hang glider. Yeah. Awesome. But we all got on it and... Now it was Lola and Taylor and I and collectively we weigh about 18,000 pounds. The video is something to see. We should post a video because you can't see any of our faces. No, you can see our faces on it. That's really grainy. We should post it. Alright. Well, we may post that. Smudge it up a little bit. Smudge it up a little bit. So... You should have done that. No. Yes. We get on and apparently when they strap you in you have to like lay on your stomach because they hoist you up and you have to keep your feet on this bar. Tea bar. Yeah, this tea bar. And one of us said, "Well, what happens if..." I didn't. You said, "Well, what happens if you take your feet off a tea bar or your feet fall off tea bar?" And the guy says, "You'll get the worst wedgie of your entire..." He said, "I'll split you in two." I said... I don't know. So, of course, I'm shaking so bad that I'm shaking the bar and I'm in the middle between Lola's on one side of me and Tapi's on the other and we decided that Lola would be the one to pull the rip cord because they don't let you down. You have to let yourself down. And once you start to go up, they won't stop the coaster all the way up the top. But this was like one of the biggest ones. And so... It looks like hand sweat. Just thinking about it. It's an old town which is right outside of Orlando. It is one of the biggest ones. It is? Yeah. So, we... So, somebody's yelling, "Why is the bar shaking? Why is the bar shaking?" I'm like, "Because I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous." We get all the way to the top. And once you get to the top, the guy yells through a bull horn and says, "Okay, on the count of three." But we had all decided that we were going to have our own one, two, three. The count of three. Only Lola was in charge of the rip cord and Rola decided that on top of our having our own one, two, three, she was going to have her own. So, we get to about... Tapi and I get to one, two, and Lola goes one, two, three and rips the cord. So, all of a sudden, we just start dropping. Luckily... Feet over ass. Right. Luckily, we watch people go ahead of us and we notice that when you first start to fall, your feet fall back behind your head and then the cord, you know, then the core tightens and then you do the flying thing. And it did feel like we were flying. But you feel completely weightless. But we... A few seconds. It was... Yeah. It was possibly one of the scariest things that I had done. Yeah. Because then there's that brief second guessing as you're coming up on the platform. Because is that the one that has the scissor platform that wakes us up? Yes. Yeah. You stand on it and then it... It drops... Yes. Away from you? Yeah. When I did it, I could have sworn... You're going to hit it. They have forgotten to lower it. Yeah. Because you're coming down on this thing and it looks like you're going to pancake right into it. Yeah. Now, go on. Trust your equipment. Trust your equipment. Trust your... Oh, okay. I missed it. Excellent. And I enjoyed it. It was honest, and each harness could hold up to 900 pounds or something, so... So one more person that we wouldn't screw it up. That's why I was on the ground. So we didn't give video of it. And the funniest part was Lola afterwards. She didn't talk for like two days. She didn't talk for a good hour and a half. She just couldn't open her mouth or she was going to be a... Yeah. So what do we do? We go to Friendly's. Comfort Food. Nothing says that says something like a Jim Dandy. Wow. A Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces Sunday. Oh, my Lord. It's the size of your head. So, drummy, you were mentioning that you started doing the Blockbuster.com. Yes. Tell us about some of the movies that you've been watching. I don't even remember now. You said there was a documentary? Yes, a documentary, Unidentified White Mail was about a guy who just lost his memory. And ended up in Coney Island, New York and couldn't find his way home and called a number he had on a piece of paper in his pocket. That's bizarre. It was bizarre. So the one with a documentary about somebody really having this happened to him? Yeah, the real guy. Oh. And he never got his memory back. At least by the time they finished filming it. So it was interesting. Drum loves the depressing documentaries. Oh. It is about a 102-year-old robot to Nazi survivor who is a transsexual who owns a documentary who also has 800-pound tumor. And is in a beauty pageant. That is boring to drum. Anytime when we were living together that I walked through and there was something and then they were taken to the gas chambers, I was just like, "Oh God, he's watching the documentary." I'm telling you, you and Will Carlisle have the same viewing habits, cops, sprayers, anyone or someone has any kind of part? No, I don't want a springer on a regular basis just when I need to laugh. Cheers. I like to do that. My mother just did the pay-per-view springer. Oh gosh. I didn't even watch it. The pay-per-view springer. Yeah. Where some like, you know, the unedited, you know. Oh, too hot. I would actually show the boobs. That was awesome. Yeah. Most of those people I show their boobs and stuff. You don't want to see them. You don't want to see them. No. Well, I kind of like the Blockbuster.com thing because movies that they won't stock on the shelves, that Blockbuster. We just got it. What? What do you want to do? We just got it. Bauhaus, the last concert. Not the concert that they just put on, but it was like the last concert. Not the one that we saw. For like 1983 before they split up. Did you hear who has a solo album coming out? Who? Tallabye Sousie Sue from Sousie and the Banshee. Does she really? Yes, she does. That was the last concert I saw at the police downtown. And let me tell you something. She looks fabulous. I don't know if she has a solo album. Nobody else ever sang with her. I don't know if girl has some work done, but she's looking pretty hot. When you never could see what she really looked like, she always had it on her makeup. Well, no, she still has a myriad of pound-edge, but she still looks pretty good. I think her new solo album is about to drop. Oh, that's pretty cool. Thank you. See, crest. See, crest out. Tappy out. Speeze about today. What? Speaking about. Who's out? Sarah and Dominic. What about it? Sarah and Dominic on So Do You Think You Gives? No, we burn Ellie. Oh, there. I know. You can burn that place. Yes. Bode it out. Doesn't make me happy. Nia Peoples. Nia Peoples. Nia Peoples, I said Valerie Burton, Ellie. If things two had a child, it would be Sarah. It's fine. The black guy should have went. I don't know what the name is, but he should have went. I know why be racist. Thank you, Coretta Scott King. I can't think of his name. You get rid of the third. Danny. Oh! Okay. We got a lot of people. We got a lot of people. Yeah. I made a stupid comment one time. We're going to edit it out. Yes. I know. I didn't say it. All right. Now drums are... Why do you raise this? We have a title. Drum is a raise. No. No. No. So now there's only... Now, how are they... Is it going to be the final four in the final episode? Because they said there's only two more episodes left. The final four is in the final episode then they vote off to and then the last two dance for their life. Thank you, Kat Neely. Oh. Jigis. Jigis. Now here are your jigis. Jigis. Who is the black guy that's left? Kenny. Oh yeah. He's good. He's very, very good. The last night he saw... Or was they night he sucked. I haven't seen it in a few weeks, but he is good. They did push it by salt and pepper with the most god awful habits even if they... No. They weren't god awful. They were actually good. For that time frame. You know, yes. They were... When that song was popular, that's probably what swimming with the pop kids would have worn. Yeah. So they would have had condoms and other ears. No. That was about eight years later. But... Wow. Left eye. Let's try a left eye. That's not... Push it. That was a left eye. Well, that was TLC with the condoms. Oh, okay. I don't know. That guy. She used to wear the camera over the glass. That guy. Miss Pop culture. I need it in the morning or the middle of the night. Miss Pop culture doesn't really like this. Hi. So clearly we know her pop culture education. Have you seen the World Series of Pop culture? Oh my god. Are you kidding me? That is your two homework. Because I'm telling you, the three of us... Why is it that when we try and give her homework? She goes, yeah, whatever, shut up. What homework has you tried to give me? Oh. What homework? What homework can you try to give me that I have not accomplished? Please, please. I'm waiting. I think you, I hear nothing. Because there's certain things he does alone. Yeah, there may be certain things that I don't want to talk about. I can lick my hand and wipe it on your face. We can talk about that. He's giving me the face. I don't punch him. I'm telling you right now. It's coming down to it. You had homework last night. That's right. It was something that we talked about on the phone. I don't remember. I'm supposed to look up. I'm supposed to, I have a beer, a Bradley person. No, that's not at all what it is. It's something that we can't talk about. Oh, okay. Why don't you know? Are you supposed to get him something? A hookup? Yeah. I'm trying. You are? Wait a minute. You are? The one is to get blown. Oh. Oh. What is it? That's the real reason you're here, Mountain Girl. I know. If you can help, please email us at it. We have a homework assignment for our listener. Taylor needs a blow job. Can you ask? No. Dray Tour funny. They are on tour. What? On tour. They're having to have tour dates. They have tour dates. I think it's fabulous. Well, that's, they just have that as because they go on vacations and they house have it where they set up meetings with their... With their listeners, they... Family. Family. Family. I was talking to Ricky B on Family Monkeys tonight or today before I left here. Apparently, he and his partner, who was his co-host, were meeting a listener for dinner in Orlando. I think it's amazing. So, if you'd like to buy us dinner. And you live in the Tampa Bay area. Or live outside of the Tampa Bay area and we're willing to fly in at your own expense to buy us dinner. Email us at... You can... Soccer's please call. I don't think so. This is the one who left his friend to have sex in a hurricane. He doesn't care if there's no other scenario. We haven't told that story. Yes. Well, that's a lovely lead. And then why don't you share with the group? I had a segue. Thank you. A booty call with a couple during Hurricane George. And that's a booty. And... With a couple. With a couple, yes. And left my 22-year-old roommate from Michigan who'd never been in a hurricane before. Alone. Alone to go. Just tell him it's a big storm. Yeah. I've said something along the lines of... Her. Her. Her. Her. Her name is not important. But it's important to her, but it's not important to the story. I was talking to these guys online and one thing led to another and they said, "Do you want to come over?" And I said, "Sure." And... Never met them? No. Tell him it hit him. What? That's why one of my dear friends still calls him booty. Because the way he was a booty call. Oh my God. I was a booty call. Ladies and gentlemen, Pat is my co-pilot with Taffy Carl L. Huffington at the Whore of Babylon. Now, did you want to come over to be his booty call? Did he come over to be your booty call? He came to the house. Oh, because I had a roommate. He didn't. And it was like one in the morning. So how long have you guys talked before? I decided to find... Three, four minutes. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You're my address. See you later. Little bit high. You want a bug? Have we fucked? No. Do you want a bug? It's a day job. Fuck. He didn't have a picture. I remember that. And I remember asking like, "Well, are you cute?" And something like, "I only like cute guys or something." And I remember him writing something like, "Yes, I think I'm cute." Or something. I remember there being some sort of thing like that. I got to that. But the thing is that we had actually met... Not met, but we saw each other at the resort about three weeks before. January night. And... Oh, wow. Do you want me to do as a friend's birthday party? Yeah. That's why I was there. That's why I remember this. Or you could have just... Not because you were so special. Oh! Oh! I'm kidding. Oh! No! It's gonna be remembered. But you know who you were talking to because you had met him before. No, we didn't meet. We just saw each other across the crowded dance floor. And I sort of smiled at him and he smiled at me. And I was actually pretty skinny and cute and was starting to feel confident. What? What? The internet? You don't have to look at their faces. I've been to people's houses at four in the morning. And you would never have to vote? No, this was... That was the... I fell. I got my birthday present. That guy from the 40th? Yeah. That guy was... I think I just... But did he fart when he came? No. That was just the one guy. I think that guy's name was Charlie. Gommer? That's Jeffrey. That's Jeffrey. That's Jeffrey. That's Charlie's brother. Charlie's brother. Charlie, it was just... It was... God, I sound like such a whore talking to... You... No! You really... Oh my God! You're amazing! I think it was just you! You told me that. I would just die! I would just die! You're a whore! What you afraid? Somebody was gonna hurt you? Um... The need to get rid of my boner sort of outweigh... No! No! Seriously? Seriously. Being in the gay community, isn't there a chance that it could be like a bunch of frat boys that are trying to be an asshole and invite the getaway so they can kick the shit out of them? Wasn't that ever go through your mind that that might be a scary thing? It does now because I'm older and I think about it. Oh, all of us did things. Our 20s were thinking about how I lived. I was 26. Yeah, I was like 26, so... You should have known better at 26. Well, but I... Had you known that a lot? I mean, had you had put any calls a lot? No. And either... Honestly, I... Just won a week, no. So I was 12. Only every other week. I mean, we're telling stories all condensed right now and it makes it sound like it was, you know, a new cock every night, but it wasn't necessarily... Although it could have been if he had wanted it to be. From your mouth to God's ears. Um... But no... And you... Just invite somebody over to your house that you don't even know. A straight... I saw a picture. I'm big, I can kick the fuck around if I don't want to know. Fuck that. Those balls, man, like record balls. Well, but I mean, it's also where I had sent him a picture of me. So... And that's happened before where you go to somebody's house or you go... And not necessarily get somebody's house, but you go to meet somebody. And the picture that they send you and the person in real life don't look anything alike. Didn't you have somebody who met you when they saw you? They went, "No." Or something like that and left. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for bringing that up. (laughter) We've got a balance on you. Yeah. Yeah. No, I had a guy the one time that I went to his condo. And this happens, unfortunately, this happens probably more than... Not to you, but it happens. No, not to me. Yeah, but I mean, where people, you know, where the guy came to the security door and took a look at me and said, "You know what? No." That was amazing. Like somebody had ordered the wrong thing on their pizza. That was the sort of way for that. That's not the pizza I ordered. Yeah. That's not the whole thing. So this is doing wonders for my self-esteem. Thank you so much. (laughter) I'm going to go with this. But you're all for what? So... You and Tank are going to have a commitment ceremony. Yeah. (laughter) Yes. When I turn 35, I get Tank. No, you already said that my will, I have to leave you to him. Oh. Oh. And you're going to make sure you're doing that first. Yeah. You can play World of Warcraft as much as you want just occasionally. I may need to blow you. (laughter) Really? That's how our relationship works now. (laughter) That's what I'm saying. I'll wear the wig. I'm fine with it. (laughter) Apparently I have no self-esteem. (laughter) That's very single-way female of you. (laughter) I'm wearing a white female. Wait. Are you going to wear a silver raincoat instead of an eye with my ideal? (laughter) Lord. The fact that I even remember that movie is disgusting and disturbing all at the same time. Yeah. Do you know what movie was on Star today? I don't know. Would you just hit me? No, but you know why? Because it was like first run movie, first run movie, first run movie. Drop-dead gorgeous. What stars? Drag two grittches on all the time. I don't even get stars. I don't know. What is a star staple? No. It's just one of those that they just play it because it's... It's like election or a very smoothly off. Yeah. They play it all the time. The tarts pants are totally off. The tarts. Yeah. (laughter) We'll sasso. We'll sasso. When they're doing that with Arizona, Alabama. And Murphy says the tarts pants are totally off because we'll sasso's in the back going. (claps) He's like, pants up. Pants up is not in there. (laughter) West Virginia. West Virginia. W-E-S-T. So, what a politically correct podcasting 101. Oh, please. We passed up a little thing in correct, Mark. Back around. You know, did we fuck? That's one of the things we rarely ever talk about is politics. We are not a political podcast nor shall we be. No. I don't know. I don't know. There will never be a political podcast, but I mean, if something happens. Well, yeah. If something happens. Never say never. If Jeb Bush is a voted president, then we'll all be Canadians. You mean Jeb Bush? Jeb Bush. I mean, yeah. Yes. No. No. Yes. They are trying to get backing for him currently. There will never be another Bush president. I completely agree. (laughter) They said that he would never be voted in for another term. So, okay. I was telling you, Jeb Bush becomes president. We are a Canadian. That's the way it worked. Because, no. No, no, no, no. Hallelujah. Franser? That's right. (laughter) My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. So, what did you think of your first podcast? It was fun. It was fun. It was fun talking. Exactly. I just did this two hours ago. Thank you. It was fun. Exactly. It's very lighthearted and sit around. Do you want to see figures that have the bleep things on the fly? Oh. You know, whenever he's editing them, you never know. You might have one tucked in his pocket. So, well, normally this would be the place where we would talk about emails in my space and FRAP or maps in Facebook. But I don't have any information in front of me. So, we'll be talking about that. We did get a comment on our MySpace, and I have no idea what her name is. But she looks like a very lovely woman. She was very nice. She was like, "I just want to stop in and say hello to you." And I think she has two kids with her, and she's blonde. Oh, Michelle? Is Michelle? Her name is Michelle. Yeah, she's very nice. That's the one that had the girl, her daughter, took off the hair for lots of vlog. Aww. Those those were the two children. So, very cute kids. Yeah, very cute. Not that they're even cuter. Yeah. So, I think that's pretty much it. Okay. So, and the next episode, we'll hopefully be having a guest star. I guess co-host. Oh. Yes. An out of towner. An out of towner. Another podcaster that we talk about very often. Yes. And that would be... Michael. Okay. Or I was just going to say, "You'll have to tune in next time to find out." Okay. I wanted to say that. Michael from Cucask and Edicate will be coming into town on Sunday. And he and I are going to hang out together. And hopefully we're going to be able to take that episode. And by hanging out together, they mean... (laughing) I'm going to check it out! I'm going to try. I don't think so, but... Right now, Michael is the one. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. He was coming to town for that party. I believe he did. I'm going to say he was coming to town to get a piece of that action. There'll be some circles stuck in going on this. Sure. Well, on. If we're dancing something about coming to town, what? Can you put a comment when you said something about Michael? Yeah. Coming in. If we were dancing, he was going to come in and be a part of that action. Some bukkake action. (laughing) It didn't say anything about bukkake. (laughing) I've got a feeling somebody just changed their place. (laughing) Somebody's going to be driving and just hit 275 on it. I'm going to throw it. I'm going to throw it down. I'm going to throw it down. No, you said you'd go to Sarasota instead of CPT. Yeah. Yeah. So... Don't be afraid, Michael, we love you. (laughing) So, Tacky may be a part of that. Tacky may not. I believe the last comment I made about Michael was that Michael could suck it. It's hard to be nice to know. 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