(upbeat music) You're listening to "Pod Is My Copilot" with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodin. (upbeat music) It's recording! (laughs) - I'm out there. - It's alive! - It's alive! Okay, so we'll just talk more and see how it picks it up. - Okay. - And then place some of it back. - Well, we also have to pronounce it, we have to talk, not that you don't pronounce it, 'cause. - Or enunciate. - Enunciate. - Enunciate. Thank you, English Master. - Unique New York. - Unique New York. - Two sit in Salom silence on a dull, dark dock. - Two sit in Salom silence in a dull, dark dock. - That is an enunciation. - Enunciation. - Enunciation exercises. - Exercise. Two enunciate when you're on stage. - Phenomenon. ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ Phenomenon doo doo doo ♪ - Phenomenon. - Thank you, Sandra Bullock from "The Muppets." (laughs) - Sandra Bullock. - Yeah, she's on "The Muppets." That's something she's saying. ♪ Phenomenon doo doo doo doo ♪ - Phenomenon. - Phenomenon. ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Phenomenon. - Second principle's on, he did a raspberry sorbet. - Sorbet. And then in the background, he did a raspberry sorbet. One of the Muppets. - Absolutely. It was flawless. - It was fantastic. - And really? - Yeah, the little bimic chick. - The little bimic chick? You know the-- - Janice? - I think-- - From Dr. Teeth in the mainland. - Yeah, yeah. - She was the-- - If she had the raspberry sorbet, the kind that she would buy. - I can't believe Prince was on. - The Muppets, I wonder if you can find it on YouTube. We will have to look. If we find it, we'll have to post it. - I don't know why I wouldn't be on there. I mean, God, they've got more obscure stuff than that. - We should probably say he was talking. - All right, have we started? (all laughing) - Well, we might as well. We might as well do this. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and you're listening to episode 15 of Pot is My Co-Pilot. As always, I am joined by Taylor the Lat-- No? - Don't ask me. - I am Taylor the Latte Boy. We're doing this completely different tonight, so I'm off my game. - And God, that's up, it's better than the last two. - So, easy, easy. - Those things are kinda silly sometimes. So, I'm joined by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Hello, boys. - And some strange man. - Hello. - And who are you? - I'm Tank. (laughing) - Tank is Taffy's lovely. - Yes, and by love's sake, we mean husband of, how many years have you guys been married? - Almost 17. - Almost 17, wow. - Is that good? - I know. - Seems like yesterday. - Aw. (all laughing) Shut up. - And by yesterday, of course, he means it. - 500 years. - 30 years ago. - A dirty. - So, someone is missing tonight. - Is it Rodin? - It would be Rodin. Rodin is missing. - I thought Rodin had already moved anywhere. - Whoa, well. - Yeah, what did he move to? - Monroe. - Monroe. - So, yes, Rodin is, actually, we have an announcement to make, and that is that Rodin is gonna be taking some time off from the podcast. - He's on hiatus. - He is on hiatus, that's right. - Hiatus, is that right? - While the writer is trying to figure out a way to take his character into a new direction, storyline-wise. (all laughing) - Did he get me on Monroe's place? - Yes, yes, he's a, yeah. So, he is getting set up in his new life, and also his partner Sprout, that he talked about every once in a while. He's in visiting this weekend. - Sprout? - Yes, he calls him Sprout. - Did you say Sprout? - Yes. - I'm sorry, but that has something to do with you there. - No, I used to work with a guy whose nickname was Sprout. 'Cause he was like, five foot four. - Well, that's about right. - But, and he was from North Carolina, and his mouth got him in so much trouble. Wait, is there a chance that you have worked with Sprout? - I highly doubt it. (all laughing) - That would be the days of our lives. Right there, life-sanned through the hourglass. (all laughing) - So, Rodan will eventually be making a return to the show, but for now it is going to be, Taffy and I are going to be the regulars, and also we will be having guest hosts occasionally, including Mr. Tank tonight. So, Tank tonight. - Tank tonight? - Wait, you're gonna have other guests? I thought I was the only one. - No, not so much. - Oh, I've been lied to again. - No, but you have to be the first of the rotating guests. - Do you have to prove yourself before we let you come back? - Yeah, I'll prove myself to you later, baby. - Oh, I mean Taffy. (all laughing) - Wow. - I'm gonna be asked to leave our night. Tell us to hold me out, prove it to me now, do it again. - Print it. - I still don't think you're ready. I still don't. (all laughing) - That ain't right. - We don't call him Tank for nothing. (all laughing) - Heat-sickin' missile. - Oh! - Oh! - Really? - Armor-piercing. - Oh! - Oh, wow. Thank you. - Well, Taffy did have a titanium chastity belt until I came along. - Wow. - Oh my God. (all laughing) - And the podcasting's to a new load by now. - What are we, minute up for it? 40 out, that's pretty good for us. Usually, we make at least minute eight. - Oh my God. - That's what we're talking about, you know, double anal. - We are not talking about double anal. - We could be. - No! (all laughing) God. (all laughing) - Please post that video on YouTube. (all laughing) - So, let's see if this thing's actually doing it. - Yeah, no, we're just gonna keep it let it go. - Why? - If it, I mean, if it's totally off and it's not. - I don't think this microphone does really well. So, I think we're gonna be okay. And if not, then I'll just come back tomorrow and we'll do it all in front of you. You'll have to prove yourself all over again. - But then the spontaneity will be lost. - I will tell you that the little less Huffington is where we're putting her to bed tonight. She asked if the rule held true while they were all in Austria. She said it is after dark. Does Taylor have to leave? And I'm like, yes. I said, you know, that rule doesn't necessarily follow through since Daddy's here. And she's like, ah! - Yeah, no, no, when? - That was rule, when you were Austria. If he was here like late, then he couldn't leave after dark because that meant I had to take the dog out by myself and I just have to learn by myself. I'm not gonna have to do that until we go to here. So I just put it like twice. - Oh! - That's okay. - More than twice. I think it's been like three nights. - No, no, it's not twice. It's been like frying and starting. Oh, let me just breakfast twice. And by the rest, that's 12. - Wow. - It's 'cause you have to have to-- - So did you have to call him? - As long as you had to call him to breakfast and not nudge him. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh, Lord. - Yeah, that's the whole lot of-- - Oh! - That's a whole lot of-- - Besides, girly parts scare him. - Not everybody's girly parts, it's just yours. - Oh! Except for his own. (laughing) - Ask. - I like tank tanks and easy audio. (laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen, the third person has never been out of my bed, no problem. - No, I didn't-- - The laugh track. - No, I didn't-- - And next week, it will be, "Welcome to part of my co-pilot. "We'll see you in a while, dear boy, and tank." "We'll give you the three T's, tank." - Well, I am planning on going to Pride next week, so if Tank wants to go, I will be the bell of the ball. - Please tell me you're wearing a bell outfit. - What are you going to-- - I'm not going to be-- - What will I be? You're token straight? (laughing) - Nobody needs to know you're straight. (laughing) - I'm good at acting, but not quite that good, so-- - Just don't ever order the toss salad. Give me a give. (laughing) - The what? - Toss salad. - Toss salad. - What's that? - Toss my salad. - Oh! - Thank you. - Wait, did they put Caesar salad on us? - No, I don't want-- - Is it great? (laughing) - Wow. It's salad. - No! - That takes me back. - It's better than Gorilla salad. He is the one he's like-- - The John Goodman story. - The John Goodman story. - It's scary, it's frightening. - You hear that sound of crickets. (laughing) - That's-- - It's throwing them into the fog. - Actually, that's crickets coming out of John Goodman's girl. (laughing) - That's horrible. - Because the Cicada only come out of 2017 years. - That's good, I like that one. (laughing) - I just finished watching the Planet Earth. - Did they actually come out every since? - Yeah, yeah, there was the big thing on Planet Earth was that once every 17 years they come out and they climb up in the trees and they're only alive for like a couple of days. - No, no, they're only out of ground. - For a couple of days. - For a couple of days. - For a couple of days. And they, you know, it's, they-- - So, wait, wait, so since we have Legend of Florida, we have heard the Cicadas once. - No, no, no, you, there are still Cicadas, but they're only a different cycle. - Yeah. - A big mass of Cicadas is only once every 17 years. You've still got like the odd balls out there, you know? - And what they do is they come out of the ground and they climb up into the trees and then they shed their exoskeleton. But while they're doing that, like all of these other things that Etheskate has come along and eat a bunch of them. And then something else happens, I can't remember what it was, but then they die a day or two later and they fall, all of the shells of them fall back into the ground. And then that becomes nutrients for the Earth and it's this, you know, so while it's very-- - It's a narrow life cycle. - It is. - It is, because from the day we arrive on the planet. - Yeah, but the exoskeleton-- - They love those mutuals on the halls, wild kingdom. - But the exoskeleton still stay hooked on the tree and you can gather up the exoskeletons and like make little ornaments out of them and hang them on people and scare them. - What the hell kind of Christmas tree do you have in this house? (laughing) - It's condoms and cicadas. - Condoms and cicadas. - Merry Christmas for taking time. (laughing) - Don't forget the anger nades, baby. The sharp throwing daggers. - Oh my god. - Good for the Lord. - That's Halloween. - That's Valentine's Day. (laughing) - You always have the best sweet nothings for me. - I know. - Oh, I-- - That's a paper I've had. I've had the show and it's taken away from me, apparently. - Oh, so many paper cuts. - So-- - Now I wanna ask you about something. - Oh, okay, all right. - Oh, for those of you who read the blog, Taylor has had a very productive weekend. Finally. What have you accomplished? - Can't do your house and play Wii. (laughing) - No, I did a bunch of little piddly things around the house last night and then I started to do things this morning and was going to be working on something that I can't really talk about. So I had to leave the house for a while and then I ended up calling Taffy and saying, "Where are you?" And she said, "I'm about five minutes away from my house "and I went home about 10 minutes away from my house. "I'll come over and hang out for five minutes "and that was about seven hours ago." Yeah. So, but I've had a lovely evening. - I think you're going on 12 hours. - No. (laughing) No, I didn't get here until about 4.30. - Oh, wow. - 4.30 and it's about midnight now, so it has been about seven and a half hours. (laughing) So, but it's been fun. - I'm out. - Played a little Wii. Got to go out to dinner with Tank and Taffy and the little less Huffington. - Went to the beach. - Went to the beach, went to the heart. - Went to the beach, which the second time in a week for Taffy and I. - Which is unheard of. - And that's about our yearly quota. - Because, again, we live in the swamp hell and we never go to the beach. (laughing) It's fine, go ahead. - Oh, okay. (laughing) - But I'm not better. - No, I can tell you're not better. - There's a Tank and Taffy tangent for you. - And then we went to Larry's ice cream out on the beach, which is an amazing ice cream place it's been there since Jesus was a child. And, or is that since God was a child? - No, no, that's where Joseph and Mary met. - There. (laughing) There's no room at the end, but there's two for one Sunday deals a time. (laughing) So, and came back here and Tank and Taffy put their girls to bed and now it's just the adults. - The little twister goes a long way. - Hanging out. (laughing) - Hanging out. (laughing) (laughing) - Hanging out, hanging way out. (laughing) - I try to do something this morning too, except, you know, Tank wouldn't wake up, but I'm pumped. (laughing) - Like that stopped you in the past. - Yeah, really like, just 'cause Tank's brain isn't working doesn't mean other parts aren't gonna be working. - Oh my God. (laughing) - That's what you said the last time, baby. - Yeah, Taylor spend the night, you guys. (laughing) - So, what did you do today? - Well, no, you just had my whole day. (laughing) - I didn't see you until 4.30, I only talked to you on the place. - Prior to 4 o'clock, as the little suffington got back from camp, and we spent the entire day unloading and unpacking the sand bug and the water written. - No, that was this morning. Yeah, that was the same day today. - Oh, okay. Didn't I wake up this morning and see you in your workout clothes? - Well, yeah, but I mean, that's, that's-- - So, before the rest of the house even woke up, you were already coming back from the gym. - Yeah, yeah, I know it's sad. - The sad thing is I have a million things that I was gonna get done today, and now I'm gonna have to do them all, not do all them tomorrow, but that stuff that they've done. - The rule is, is that like, I made the rule for my children that before they leave the house to do their daily things and to, you know, if they wanna go to the movies and go to the beach, then they have to have their chores done, same for me. I have to have myself done before I go to, because it drives me crazy to come home in the house, be a mess, because I'm a control freak and it doesn't compulsive, that's fine, okay? - Yes, dear. - That's right, just to say that, you'll go far. - Yes, dear. - I also heard that you cooked, you baked. - I made brownies, it was no big deal. I went to go get dinner for myself last night, and decided I was gonna go to Publix, because I just am tired of eating shitty, fast food, yeah, so I thought, well, I'm gonna sub, so, that'll-- - It was the chair. (laughing) - If that was enough, I know it would be really good. (laughing) - That's too much fruit. - Broccoli, so I just thought, you know what, I thought it was a brownie, so I thought I would make brownies, and I made them last night, and they turned out okay, it's, usually I would get-- - Did you get like, the Girodelli brownie mix, or did you buy brownies? - I got like, Duncan Hines, very nice. - Oh, you bought generic brownies? - Yeah, I just sort of grabbed something, 'cause I wasn't, I thought there was ones that they had where you only needed to add water, you didn't need to add the egg and the oil, and then I was standing there going, do I have vegetable oil at home, are there any eggs at home, I didn't want to buy one, and then realize that I didn't have the eggs, but I knew that if I bought the eggs in the vegetable oil, then-- - Some of them have some sort of lubricant in your house, it may not be oil-- - I don't think the brownies would taste that good with ashtrab-lide, yeah. - Oh, ah, ashtrab-lide brownies. - Ashtrab-lide brownies, anyone? - Oh, oh, I'm in pain. - Well, no, drawing a lubentow, so you love brownies. - You need to tell that story, 'cause you've said lubentow's about 19 times during these episodes, and lubentow's. - Yes, because we were playing a game one night, and I was asking one of my fabulous questions, and the question was, if you could just find your idea of heaven, if heaven exists, and you were in heaven, what would it be like? And drum said lubentow's-- - Without missing a beat. - Yeah, boom, what would have to be like lubentow's? We all went, "Oh, God!" - All righty then. - All righty then. - Yes. - That would be our little drum, and for the choir boy. (laughing) - Lubentow's, did either of you ever see the original movie called The Island? - The one with-- - You and my Gregor? - Yeah, no, no, no, no. - The original one? - The original one, I think it was-- - Was it covered in lubentow? - I'm gonna say, what does this have to do with the towel? - There was this horrible 1970s movie where this guy and his friends are out in a Pacific, and they have a boat problem, and they wind up washing up on this island that's like where these descendants of pirates have grown up. - I think I've seen this porno. (laughing) - I'm telling you, it gets really bad because at one point, the lead actor who has crashed there, they-- - Pulled a train? Go ahead, you can-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He is given, it's like one of the native girls, one of the native girls comes into his cabin and completely covers them from head to toe in Vaseline. - Oh. - And this is-- - These were Reynolds. - And this is how they have sex in this island area. It's like head to toe in Vaseline. - On an island? - Yeah, on an island, right. Where they don't even have rolling water or showers, right? - Is that their version of like Tarden Feathers? - I have no idea. But when you say move and towel, it's like, oh, that's horrible. - Oh, that's horrible. - And it's called the island? - I think that's what was called. - It's not the island of Dr. Mero. - No, no, no, that's not the island of Dr. Mero. - No, no, no, no, no. - Dr. Mero! - Thank you, Ted, back. - Subtle, y'all are subtle. Thank you. - We yield ourselves to you like a blunt instrument. - It's almost like chess. I'm gonna move this piece here, this piece here, this piece here. Do I have checkmate? No, I have-- (laughing) - No! - Lord. - Okay. Taylor's hiding in the corner now, crying. (laughing) - I don't understand. Why don't I do it again? - So Pride is next week. - Pride Rock? The Lion King? That was us. - Yes, because again, from the day we arrive on the planet. - So Pride is in downtown St. Petersburg? - Yes, it is in downtown St. Petersburg. It is, I guess, all day Saturday. It's a whole weekend of events, but the big parade and everything is on Saturday morning and afternoon. - Is it down like by Baywalk? - No, it's down near down on Central Avenue between like 31st and I wanna say 26th, like that area of town. - And when's the last time you went to Pride? - Probably two years ago, two or three years ago, and we were there maybe a total of 20 minutes. - Wait, is that where you took the pictures of the bears holding up the sign that had your mom's name on it? - Yes. - Oh, that's fine. - Yes. For those of you who didn't listen to Cucast Connecticut, well, you pretty much just told the punchline, but that's the other way. (laughing) We, I'd been home visiting my family and with Drum Riley, and somehow the topic of bears came up and in front of my mother. So, my mother being the inquisitive little, you know. - Minks that she is. - Minks that she is, thank you. She starts asking all these questions about bears to which both her and my sister at one point as I'm explaining this, they go not to be offensive, but would that make you a bear? - Are you a bear? - Yeah. - But is that something that other people have asked if you were a bear? - Oh, people ask me if I'm a bear all the time. So, I'm trippy, I gotta be her. It's instantly that makes me a bear. Actually, my friend Paul's partner said, "Yeah, you're just a bear denial." And I went, "No, I'm really not a bear." He goes, "Yeah, that's what I used to tell myself to." - He's a bear in cub clothing. - Yes. I'm a cub in sheep's clothing. So, my mother was fascinated with the whole bear thing. She just was asking all sorts of questions and she kept giggling and all that sort of stuff. So, like two weeks later, we had safety pride and it was like hot beyond belief. And you're walking down the middle of Central Avenue, so it's, you know, asphalt in July in Florida, you know, without a single cloud in the sky. - Bye. - So, they have, there's a bear organization here called the Tampa Bay Growlers. And it's the bear, well, whatever. So, I decide I'm going to have fun. And I said, you know, I go up and I'm like, "I have this issue that I need you guys to do." 'Cause I have my camera. And I said, "I just need you guys to hold this sign for me." And they said, "Well, what does the sign say?" And I said, "We love." And then I put my-- - Taylor's mom. - Yeah, Taylor's mom. So, they held the sign up and I took the picture and then sent my mom just a picture without any explanation, anything. So, about three days later, she calls me. She goes, "Why did you send me a picture of these big, fat, hairy guys?" (laughing) And I said, "Did you see the sign?" And she said, "No, what sign?" Because the picture was such a large file, when she opened it up for her computer, she had this shit and scroll down. She just saw like, beards and bellies and, you know. (laughing) - She saw Bloom's belly bush. - Yeah. - Ew. - So, but the bush was on the face versus her. (laughing) So, eventually I said, "Just scroll around." So, then she sees the Tampa, she goes, "Tampa Bay Growlers." She goes, "I don't understand." I said, "That's the wrong sign." So, then she goes, "Wait a minute, Growlers like bears?" And I said, "Yeah." I said, "But again, wrong sign." She goes, "Oh my God!" - Now, if Tank was a bear, what kind of bear would it be? - Mine. (laughing) - No, it'd be. - What? - He would be a... - So, yeah. No, one of those big bears would be a better spot. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - If he was- - Cody actually did me. - No, no, no, no. - They don't have that. There's polar bears. - That's her. - Which is gray. - Let me finish. You asked me a question. (laughing) - What was that punch you in the throat? - It was like, I was like, "What a muppa." - "What a muppa!" - "What a muppa!" - So, there's polar bears, which is older bears, and then I think they're also called wolves sometimes. And then there's otters, which are so many hairy guys that are into bears and... - I would think otters would be cubs are young... - Young, new bile. - Yeah. - The, like, big bears. - Yeah. - And you know why? - You know, there's also, what? (laughing) - You like big bears? And they cannot lie. - Die. - You other cubby's can't deny. (laughing) When a boy walks in with a big fat waist and a round thing in your face. - You get sprung! - We've now written a new theme song. - Yeah, there we go. So, I would say that-- - So that another growler's... - I would say that tank would probably be a muscle bear? Now I don't think there's gonna be a power bottle. - A muscle bear. (groaning) - Why did I agree if you did this? (laughing) - Tell me, tell me now. - Tank would be a muscle bear, I think. - He's such a, his muscle's such as ours. But you said that about four or five times. You need to explain that story as well. - Okay, that story involves John Goodman. - Well, it's okay. - The muscle certainly are special. - Okay. - That story, because I just said that about you. If you were paying attention, you wouldn't know that. But that's fine, we still love you, because you're cute to look at it. (laughing) But I'm talking loud. - You. (laughing) - Which means I won't edit it all out. - Oh, I know. - Go ahead. - John Goodman was called prompting by the way. - Oh, sorry. - John Goodman. (laughing) We were sitting at a lovely restaurant called Mac Ruddy Girl. And the waiter come up completely unassuming, walked up, hi ladies, how you doing? My name is blah, blah, blah. I'll be your waiter this evening. Our special tonight are the muscles. And John Goodman looks right at the waiter, and in this voice that only can be described as-- - Creepy. - Creepy, thank you. - Spread a torch. - Spread a torch. (laughing) But exactly, she says the muscles search on the are special. And I went, oh, it still gets me creams just thinking about the little look on her face, and she said it. And the waiter promptly spawns his heels, walked away, and we had another waiter in about two minutes. (laughing) So, the muscles search on the are are special. - Oh dear. Creepy. - What a toy. That is the best word I've ever heard to describe John Goodman. - Yeah, well. - She's creepy. - Tank had known John Goodman for about two days, and he walked up and said don't ever leave me alone in the house with her. (laughing) To this day, he said don't ever leave me alone now. (laughing) - So are you going with me to Pride? - Am I going with you to Pride? - Yes. - Pride is next weekend? - Yes. - I don't know, there's just so many next weekend, so we'll have to discuss that. - A swim meet for you? - I don't know if I could do Pride only because I'm, you know, how we have that problem of, oh, God, what's the most-- - The pointing and giggling. - And the pointing and giggling. That might be a problem. Will that be a problem for you? The pointing and giggling? - Oh. - Do you want to rain both on? (laughing) - And by thong, of course, you need my shoes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Nothing else. - Exactly. - I'll have on my bow. (laughing) - And a big giant star sunglasses. - So, God. - So, if not, maybe I can get-- - No, I'm not saying that I won't go, I'm just saying. - Well, but if you have a, one of your children has a swim meet, then I guess I-- - Sizzling. - Then my quasi-understand. - Is it Saturday and Sunday or just-- - No, it's the main parade thing is Saturday. Saturday night, or Saturday during the day? - Saturday during the day. - Well, I'll see. - Okay. - I'm not saying no, because there's certainly, certainly fodder for a podcast in that. But we could be roving reporters again. - Well, that's what I'm saying. We would be, we would totally do a podcast. - Broadcast. - A podcast. - A podcast. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Can we get a recast? - Can we dress up? Can I wear a costume? Please. - It would be pretty much our a drag thing, so I don't-- (laughing) Don't give me that face. You say that it matches up all the time. What a drag hag? Is that you? Is that you? (laughing) Is that what she just gave tag with all this stuff? - Is that something that actually exists, or is that actually like a fresh new thing? Probably not. - A drag hag. I don't think there's such a thing as a drag hag. - Welcome to Pause My Copilot with Taffy. Singular. (laughing) - Brought to you by? - Brought to you by? - Singular, never mind. You listen to our joke. - No, a drag hag would be Taylor. - Why? - If I was a drag, he would be my hag. - Oh. - Oh. - I don't understand about that, Matt, but it made sense to me. (laughing) - Well, I guess that's all that matters. - That's all that matters. - If I'm his hag, and I would be in drag, he would be my drag hag. - No, he would be his hag and drag. - Because it would be a lag. (laughing) Who would drink by the sag, (laughing) and maybe read a mag. - This story is starting to lag. (laughing) - And ride a couple nags. (laughing) - I don't know. (laughing) - Because you are a fag. (laughing) - Oh! (laughing) - There's the flag, we gotta go. - Oh, Lord. (laughing) - Oh, God. (laughing) - On me, come. - Because the money's on the tax. (laughing) - Yes, today. So we are at Taffy's house, and the ice cream man is around the corner or something. - Who, wait, FYI, our ice cream man plays deck the halls. 365 days here, that is the song he plays on his-- - Really? - Yes it is. - I just heard the noise, I didn't know if it was those guys songs. So, we hear the noise, and the littlest Huffington goes running outside with money for the ice cream, but apparently he was one street over, we didn't think he was gonna be there. So when she comes back in, Taffy says to her, just stick the money, 'cause they have a dresser looking, you know-- - In our foyer. - In their foyer. So she says, you know, put the money on the dresser, just why don't you put the money on the dresser until he gets back, and without missing a beat, both of us are under a red light in charge. - Child, what? Which is a reference to plot movie? - The Bercage. - Thank you very much. - Let's you have to ask me what movie that's a reference to. - Well, no, I know that, but our listeners may not. You might be saying they're wondering. It was tormenting-- - With Beige's breath. - That's right. - Yes. - I'm always thinking of our listeners, first and foremost, never with myself. - You know what, you know what, you could do. You could just start dropping quotes, and then have a special sound that you play, that if somebody wants to know, when somebody hears that sound, they know to go look for a quote somewhere. - We should have a special episode where we talk in like, specifically talking quotes, and then the first person who sends us the list of the movies, like when's a t-shirt that says "Pile is my co-pile" or something. - Okay, get right on that. (laughing) - I mean, I'm trying to help you out. - No, I mean, just, you know, rather than stopping to explain every little quote story. - But that's how we go through life. - Oh, okay. - And normally, after we've told our 10 stories, we tell them again. (laughing) - Which maybe right over there is on how it is. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Um, yeah, I mean, what was Prince in concert? - Yeah. (laughing) - You know what? Yes, ma'am. - Taffy loves to tell the story, but when she went into a Prince concert many, many years ago, and Prince did a guitar-- - In Paris. - In Paris. - Okay, one, okay. In did a guitar solo, and did the guitar solo, where it looked as though he was masturbating the guitar, and then at the end of the guitar solo, stuff shot out the top of the guitar. So she must have told me this story, just in passing, any time you heard a Prince story, probably, no lie about three or four times, but she kept telling it with this whole, oh my God, this great thing happened to me when I was going to see Prince in Paris, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So now, anytime she tells a story that she repeats herself, I always ask questions like, oh, was Prince there? Or, and she also, the town that she was from in Ohio, she likes to say-- - Oh, it's a village. - It's a village? Well, I didn't say something. - I don't like to say that. It is a village. - Oh, you take a certain small amount of pleasure in saying, it's a village. - Absolutely. - Right, so anytime that she-- - Like, love village. - Yes, she must have told me that at that a bunch of times, so I will bring up, so did Prince play in the village when you were experiencing the story that I've heard a million times before? - When I was at Redmi-- (laughing) - It should be like the cabbage queen or coleslaw. - The co-op princess. (laughing) - Come co-op princess. - Welcome to a village I am from, has a sauerkraut festival. - A sauerkraut festival? - A sauerkraut festival. - A sauerkraut. (laughing) - Shut up, thank you. And I was there princess. I was there queen. - You're a princess. - You never lived until you have a carved cabbage stuck on your head. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - Do you have pictures of that? (laughing) - I believe I don't have one of me with cabbage on my head, but it was in the newspapers, where we got a little basket of flowers and a sash. So sad, but it's a great town. - And great sauerkraut festival. sauerkraut brownies, rock, sauerkraut pizza, rocks. It is good. - Yeah, but the sauerkraut brownies almost has a consistency of, oh, if you like coconut, it's good because it gives you this consistency of coconut water. - But coconut is disgusting. It's a consistency of fingernails. - My favorite thing to do. - My favorite thing to do. - The coconut is a consistency of - It's disgusting. (laughing) - And it's off the sound meter. - And they can't hear it. (laughing) - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. (laughing) - Okay, well speaking of listeners, because it's all about the listeners according to you. - Absolutely. - So we actually have started some podcasts networking. - Ooh. - Ooh. - So, and we have started talking with some other podcasts besides Michael and Mr. B from QCast. They will forever be our first. They will be the ones who popped our-- - Popped our cherry. - Popped our podcast cherry. - Be gentle, boys. - Sorry, well, not too gentle. - Well, pull the hair, pull the hair just a little. (laughing) And when we say that's too much, we don't mean it. (laughing) - So, well, one thing that I want to do. - The safety word is yellow. (laughing) - So, one thing that I wanted to mention was that Luke, who has posted multiple things. Luke. - Luke. - Luke. - Luke. - Luke. - From her chest. (laughing) - We need a special sound there. - Exactly. - So that Taylor can keep up. - Got it. - Got it. - Got it. - Luke. - Bing. - Welcome to the Taffy and Tank Show. (laughing) - So, Luke for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - What's, okay, so that's one that was previously a media gasm, who's now on the inside. - Yes, he was the first person to ever post a review about our show on his blog. - The Luke at that? - And I think-- - He did that. - I actually remember that it was a swimmingly fabulous review. - Yes, it was a swimmingly fabulous review. And he was with a podcast called Blonde on the Inside. Blonde on the Inside apparently no longer exists. - So apparently he's no longer blind on the inside. He's brunette. (laughing) - He's carpet matches the drapes. I don't know. - Oh. - And he is doing a new show called Instant Gratification. And I listened to the first episode. It's very funny. - Good, excellent. - And we would like for all of our listeners to give them a shout out. - That does. - Or try them out or whatever that phrase is that I'm supposed to say. - You'd like to give them a shout out and get them to try them out. - You need to pull out. (laughing) - I'm sorry. I thought we were doing work games. - Yeah. (laughing) - Come. (laughing) - Come on. - I'm walking through. - We have also started talking to somebody named Daniel. And Daniel is the host of a fellow St. Petersburg podcast. - Oh excellent. - Yes, he is. - Is he arriving tonight on their train? - What? - Daniel is, nevermind. - Riding to, oh. - Oh. - Buckus. - Buckus. - Well we're doing movie references. Then you do a song reference. - We have to trip it up. - We have to keep everyone on their toes. - Including you. - I can't be on my toes. I have an ingrown tornado. (laughing) He does a show called Call Box Seven. And it is, Tappy's looking at me funny. - Call Box Seven. I think I've actually heard of that. That's why I went, Call Box Seven's house for very familiar to me. - Okay. - Would it have been something that would have been like in our local artistic newspaper, the free one that they give out, like weekly planet or creative life? - I don't know. I don't know if he's been a weekly planet or not. I've listened to that he is very, it is a politically based podcast. And it's very good. It is very well produced and-- - Please let us be our co-host one day. - Yeah, so yeah, because after listening to this, he's gonna (laughing) - Do you have one thing that's, the one thing we've always avoided is political talk. - Yeah, there's reasons. - Yeah, there's reasons for that. - There's reasons for that. And I listened to the-- - First picture. - I downloaded all seven episodes, but I've only listened to the first one so far. And it's really good. And Daniel did mention, I've been talking to him through email. And he said something along the lines of not to offend you, but you guys seem to have a lot of technical issues. (laughing) - So-- - God Daniel. - No, and I said, I agree, and we're working to try and fix them out. And he has given me some really good advice on how to work with Skype. So to try and get it so that we don't have to use a third recording party. - Oh, so you're not gonna use Mr. Microphone anymore? - I'll be back to check you out. - Later, so. - Well, hopefully our technical issues are resolved and this podcast will be fabulous. - Yeah, and especially with this recorder because we don't have to do the Skype recording because with Rodan not being on the show right now, Taffy and I can be in the same room and just use this recorder. So that will, the main problem that we've had a lot of the time has been with the Skype recorder and people overlapping one another and it's just been really difficult this way. Taffy and I can be in the same room and hopefully that will resolve some of those issues. That we do like to talk over one another, but. - That'll always overlap. - Right, but at least this way we can see when the other one's starting to talk and you know. - Much like our bellies, they'll overlap. - Oh. - But does it matter? - No. - I think it's better if it was two of us in your room because you take cues off one another much better than if you're just looking at your, if you're staring at Prez Hilton. (laughing) - What you're surfing for here. - You know, watching Transformers trailers on TV. - Exactly. (laughing) - As opposed to the Ann and Cole Smithdrow. Go ahead. - You just can't help yourself. - Okay, finally, the third podcast that I've started talking to would be Ricky who is the coast of Falmonkeys. And Falmonkeys is a podcast based out of Lakeland. - Oh, very nice. - And they just celebrated their 100th episode. - Wow, that's awesome. - Congratulations to Ricky and Falmonkeys. - That's amazing. We're on number 15. Two hundred minutes per year. (laughing) - That's unbelievable. - I can't imagine. So yeah, so Ricky and I have started talking and who knows, maybe what? No. - What? - She's making the blowjob phase right here. - And I'm talking, he means. - Yeah, so, and hopefully we'll be having more contact with them in the future. - Awesome. - And you know. - And you know. - Well, we have also had five new My Spaces in the last week or so, and I sent out a request for more MySpace friends. I would like to have five MySpace friends and added to our group. We are finally on page two. - Yes. - Yes. I was very excited when I got the 41st friend 'cause now we actually have a page two on the list of friends. - So basically we have enough friends, more friends than your average eight-year-old on my Facebook. - Yeah, so, and Taffy is going to read the names because she has them on her computer screen. - Oh, Lord. - I mean, she has to do technical work. - Yes. - I did at some point. - And of course, the village comes up. (laughing) - Now, I thought we were done with that portion of the evening. I don't know why. (laughing) I'm not falling along. Doc, I want to sit back here. - Well, I will say that while Taffy looks for the new people from last week's, looks for the people from last week's MySpace, I can say that we have also had Lila join our MySpace friends who actually is a friend of drum and lolas. - And is a new grandmother. - And is a new grandmother. Congratulations to me and your grandmother. - Very nice. - And Michelle, and Michelle is originally from Florida outside of Daytona Beach, and now she lives in Louisiana. - Ah, she lives in there. - Monroe. - I don't know where she lives in, but I saw, I went through her MySpace page and Taffy, this is something that you will absolutely love about her. She has two children, one looks to be about 10, the other looks to be about five or six. The five or six year old is a little girl who donated her hair to lots of love. - Ah, we love you, we love you, yay. I donated my hair in February. And in fact, one of the little girl who cut my hair actually has cancer. And so she got to cut my ponytail off, which was, and I kept it that way for a good couple of weeks, just the way it was cut. So congratulations, tell your daughter she did an awesome thing. - Yeah, so, and she looks very cute with her hair short too. She had that before and after pictures, and she had her hair very long, like a little girl. Then all of a sudden she looked much old, I mean, she was very sophisticated or with her cute little haircut, so. - And if any of our listeners who are interested, you can go to lots of love website, and they'll tell you exactly how you have to do it, download the form, and tell you how you have to have it cut. And it's a great, great thing to donate. - Do you know what the website address is? - www.locksoflove.com. - Okay. - There you go. - Keeps it simple. And what are our other five MySpace friends? - We have Eric, who has the single, coolest spelling of the word Eric. I've ever seen, A-R-I-C-K, which is great. We also have Daniel, I think you've talked about. - Daniel was call box seven. - And Kristen. - Kristen, who is a friend of mine from my eDietz days, edietz.com back in the day. How's that working for you? - Oh, look at me. You should be able to tell how that's working for you. - So are brownies on that diet? - I don't think so. - Sign me up. - Robert? - Robert? - Hi, Robert. - And Enrique Iglesias. - It's not Enrique Iglesias, because again, I'm sure that's the first time he's ever heard that joke before. - Besides it's not Iglesias, it's Iglesias. - Enrique loves me, and he doesn't care. I can call him anything. - No, no, no. - Yeah, except Ricky. - Oh, no. - Yeah, I don't think if your name was Enrique, you'd want to be called Ricky. - No. - No, I don't think so. So we have seven MySpace friends. We would like to have three more. So if you could please send us a MySpace friend request to MySpace.com/potismicopilot, we will definitely add you up. - So please come be our friend, love us always. - We also have a Frouper map now. - Frouper map? - Yes. - What the hell is a Frouper map? - A Frouper map is a map of the country where you plug in where you are listening from, and then you can, we will have friends and-- - On MySpace? - No, the address is www.FrouperFRAPPR.com/potismicopilot, and add yourself to our Frouper map, and we'll hopefully have lots and lots of people. - Well, that's cool. I thought I was something that told you where you could get the closest frappuccino. - No, the closest frappuccino to this house is about a block away, so. - The closest frappuccino to this house is about 25 feet away in the kitchen. I got me an espresso machine and a blender, and we can whip it right out. - Woo-hoo! We also have a Facebook account, or we are in the process of getting a Facebook account. Apparently Facebook is the new thing. Taffy shaking her head for no reason. I think Taffy's upset because I just told her recently that she's gonna be in charge of the Facebook. - Not my mouth. - And she doesn't want to do it, but we will have a Facebook account set up very relatively soon, and when we do, we will definitely post-- - Perhaps it's because I was not asked. I was told. That's fine. We all know that Taylor's one in charge is all about it. - We all know that secretly, you're really absent, submissive, but you know. - A power bottom, as I prefer. - A power bottom. - A power bottom. - You're such a power bottom, you're a top, baby. (laughing) - You know, a little word. (laughing) - Okay. (laughing) - I'm done, so. - So, as always, you can email us at potasmycopilotgmail.com or you can go to our website, which is-- - Oh god, please don't make me say it. - It's the easiest one now out of the three. - www.potasmycopilot.com. - That was it? - That was it. - See? - Oh, that's so difficult. - Yeah. - That was the panic. Oh my god, I can't do it. - Oh, please don't make me do it. - What's our email address? - Our email address is, you can email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com. - Okay, and what's our MySpace page? - Not a clue. (laughing) - I said it earlier. - How are those things that you say? (laughing) - You know, she's just waiting for her shot to talk next. (laughing) - I had a statement on my favorite file because it's one of my favorite places to go because as long as our blog, which changes daily. - Favorite files. You had another reason to never memorize addresses or phone numbers. - Oh, I know. That's gonna be the downfall of Western civilization is the memory dial on our cell phones. - Speed dial? - Speed dial, I don't know. - Speed dial. - If I tell you why your cell phone numbers could do it, I don't know why. That's why children won't ever learn to tell times because it's digital clock. (laughing) - But do you have a digital clock in your car? - Shut up. - And an analog. She's got both. - That's right. No, he's talking about when John Goodman had to go out to the beach. There's a roundabout on the way out to the beach. - Right. - And we tell her because she's freaking out as she comes across the bridge. When you get to the roundabout, turn it 10 o'clock and dead serious, she said, "But I have a digital clock in my car." At that point, I had to hang up because I thought, I was gonna kill her. But I can't. - I'm surprised you didn't say, I'm surprised you didn't say, "Yeah, but that's nine hours away." - Thank you. (laughing) - So, yes. - Mm-hmm. - What, you know what? I see the third part of my co-pilot is right here. - Because that's the one that I added. Who's, who's is that? Who's the other? Hi, please add yourself. They must have you listed as being in Chicago. - No, it weighs a little higher. - Oh. - See? - The village. - The village. - The village of Waynesville. Okay. - You're not. - All right, let's wrap this puppy up. So, thank you for listening to episode 15 of Pot as my co-pilot. - Come on, stop it, Kate. - What? - If you wrap the puppy up, one stop it. (laughing) - I don't know, let's pretend you're a puppy and try. - You are evil. - Ooh, wait, does that mean you're gonna use a ball cap? (laughing) - Bring out the gimp. (laughing) - This is Taylor. - And Tappy. - And Tack. - Thanks a lot, everybody. Goodbye. - Bye. (laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
