Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 8 - He IS Kim Zimmer
It's a veritable clusterf**k as we wander up and down the discussion landscape. We try to mix things up a bit (again) with disasterous results, we talk about Taylor's turn to travel a lot this week (though not nearly as glamourous as Taffy's recent jaunts), watching gay porn with your mom, Taffy's mother listening to the last episode and the aftermath, Rodan's job hunt, Disney Princesses and weddings, Cheer Idol (in Taffy's mind), Heroes, Rodan and his sad DVD watching, Taffy's Question of the Week (or three). Oh, and Taylor sings....badly. This Spring, Pod is My Copilot is a girl's best accessory! Music: Brain Bukit: Run Rabbit/The Chase. Special Guest Stars: Fozzie Bear and Kermit The Frog.
- Hi guys, this is Taffy. - And this is Rodan. - Welcome to Pod is my co-pilot. I hope you all had a good week. Mine was, oh my god, do I really have to do this? - Just read your lines like I wrote them. - I have lots of interesting stories to tell. Don't you Rodan? - Yes, yes I do Taffy. I saw hot fuzz this weekend at a really interesting place. - Really? They have wax for that, you know? - This is so damn stupid. I'm not doing this anymore. This is ridiculous. - You'll do it and you'll like it. - No, I'm not gonna do it. Yes, I know we threw it on top of you last week, but it was funny and we got more listeners. - Well, I guess. And this week you can make fun of me. - Are you sure? I can? - Absolutely. - How about you Taffy? - Yeah, I don't think so. - Yeah, all right. Well, it's a start. This is Pot as My Co-Pilot, episode eight. Play the music, guys. - You're listening to Pot as My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and Rodan. [MUSIC PLAYING] - That's hot. - Shut up. - So how do I start this? - You start it by saying what I've said for the last seven episodes. - I don't have to listen to what you said. This is Pot as My Co-Pilot. No, because you'll just have the music coming in. - Because it's always boring. - Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy, and you're listening to episode eight of Pot as My Co-Pilot. - You know that you fuckers. This is going to be in the beginning of the first episode, right? - No. - And I'm joined by Taffy Carlisle Huffington. - Okay, do you want me to say it for you and then you? - No, no, no. I think I can do this on my own, and like I said, if it sucks, you'll just do it over and it'll be you, so it's fine. - All right. - Tell me when to start. - Three, two, no. - All right. - He's going to hit one of us, you know, and I'm going to see him before you do, so it's going to be me to get hit, and I have nothing to do with this. - Start the show! - All right, stop laughing. Hello listeners, this is Taffy Carlisle Huffington, and I'm joined tonight by the lovely Taylor the Latte Boy. - Hello, boys. - And Rodin. - Hello, boys. - And finally, the shift of power has happened, where I get to make the introductions, which means this will be the only time I ever get to, so feel free to rewind and listen at your leisure. So Taylor-- - You are twisted for color TV. - Well, that is a fact. Taylor, you are back in town, we've missed you. - Oh my God, you're such a nasty. (laughing) - Why yes, Taffy, yes I am. - And where have you been for the last three days? - I was at my work's annual bereavement camp, which sounds like a bucket full of laughs. (laughing) - Gee, I can't imagine how much fun that was. - Well, actually it was a lot of fun. We have, every year, as I had mentioned in one of our previous episodes, I am a children's grief and bereavement counselor, and every year we offer something called Camp Triple L, and it is a weekend camp where some of the children that we work with get to go away to these campgrounds down in Bradenton, Florida, and we do lots of fun stuff, and we also do therapeutic stuff where we allow them the opportunity to talk about their feelings, but they also get to go canoeing and play volleyball and do field games and arts and crafts and all that sort of stuff, and it's a lot of work, but it's a lot of fun too. - Do you get paid by the tier? - You guys practice saying "and"? (laughing) I'm sorry. (laughing) What was that Taffy? - Why did he get paid by the tier? (laughing) - Oh, wow. We both had good, smart ass things to sell. - Thank you. (laughing) - Two of you, all of you-- - Fucking minutes into this thing and you're both already starting on me. - All the abuse is heaped on those. - Well, because it's been four days since we've been able to keep crap on top of you. - We missed you. You're a whipping boy. - That should be your name, not the law of a boy. - That's the name of this episode, Taylor the Whipping Boy. That's right. (laughing) - So I have five kids in my cabin, and they were five boys ages eight to nine, and they were all really great kids. One of the kids I had a little bit of a problem with, but for the most part-- - Why, was he unruly? - He, I think, had some stuff going on. I really can't get into it, but-- - Well, if he had stuff going on, I would think-- - He was kind of like Stewart on Mad TV, would be the best way to describe him. - Stewart! - So-- - Stewart! - Yeah, so it was very-- - Look what I could do! - Kind of, you know, stuff going on, but he ultimately, he was a good kid, as were all the kids that I worked with. - Oh, it's good. - And we did, our theme this year was "River of Dreams." So we all made pillows, so I have an official-- - Was it a prom? - Camp triple L, what? - So was it a prom, the "River of Dreams?" I think that was my junior prom theme. - Please tell me, Taylor, you were a prom dress. (laughing) - Sorry, so we worked on pillows, and it was lots of fun. We had them where they, on the one side of the pillow, they drew all the stuff, or they wrote stuff about what. They, things that they wanted people to know about them, you know, favorite color, favorite food, all that sort of stuff. And then the other side of the pillow, the material was camouflage, so you couldn't really see it as well. So that's where they would write with fabric markers, things that, you know, maybe they keep hidden a lot of times, and, you know, feelings that they have as far as when they miss their loved one, and that sort of thing, so. - Did you get to use your balls? - I got to use my--oh, you mean the balls that we worked on? - Yeah, the green ones. - Yeah, you don't-- - I don't mean the balls. - Oh my goodness. - You don't ask a question, like, did you get to use your balls after I got done saying I just worked with five, eight, nine-year-old boys. Yes, actually, we did, and they were very popular. It was the last thing that we did. - Your balls were popular? - My balls were popular. Taffy helped me paint eight little wooden balls green the other day when I saw our before camps, so we could use them for something called memory necklaces. And I'm actually holding mine right now. I'm holding my balls right now. - You're holding your ball? - Yes. - Your balls feel so good in my hand. - Yes. - Well, and normally when Taylor's in front of the computer, he's holding his balls, so-- - Or when he's in bed with you as we learn last time. [laughter] - Yeah, this is never gonna go away, is it? Okay, we need, like, the snare drum effect. - But I'm pumped. - Shh. - There you go. I have a snare drum in my living room. - Oh, to have you surrounded by snare drums and stuff, and we're telling the story, so that occasionally you can go "Pump, psh!" - Would be awesome. - Do a rim shot. - Anyway. - Okay, a rim shot is why it's called "When you run it off the rim, a drum asshole." - But the plain thing is that you said it, and then you had to realize, oh, my God, they're gonna do it. - I did. - You said it, and we both got very quiet. [laughter] - Good. - No, I had, I put Taffy to work the other day. We painted, I was in the green cabin, so I had these little green wooden balls that we painted green, and then the kids used them. - I thought balls were supposed to turn blue. - Right, go ahead. - Well, they were yellow first. - Ew. - And then blue. - Yellow and blue, my green. - So the ball was supposed to represent their loved one who died. [laughter] That shot the two of you up, didn't it? [laughter] And then between myself, the campers, and the volunteers we had, there were eight people in my cabin, so I had them put eight beads total around the bead that signified the loved person, so that way it represents how many people were at camp, and the kids all thought it was cool, because we were the only cabin who did this, and this way they had something that nobody else had, and they were looking at it. - So they were elitists? - Yes, well, they were in my cabin, so I taught them well. I only had 48 hours, so it was a crash course in elitism, but I think I did a good job. - And now you're leading me again this weekend. Damn it, man. - I am leaving. I am going up to Philadelphia to take care of my lame mother. - Even though she didn't come visit you when you were in the hospital. - Oh, ow. - Okay, I see that's harsh. - We were talking about, you know, laughing at kids at death camp. - Well, the reason that my mother didn't come to visit me at the hospital is that was when she actually hurt her knee chasing after my nephew, and she had knee surgery last Friday, and I am going up to take care of her starting on Wednesday, and I'll be gone from Wednesday to Sunday. - You're such a good son. - I am a good son. - So really? - Plain sister for this? - I didn't think of it that way, but thank you. Now I know what I'm getting for her birthday, which is actually on Wednesday. I'm giving her the gift of guilt. - The gift of shame. - The gift of shame. So I'm kind of looking forward to it. The weather will be rainy and in the upper 50s and mid 60s all week. - Oh, a perfect weather. - It's sweatshirts and blankets, and my mother said, "Bring lots of DVDs." Of course, she's stoned, so she'll have no idea what I'm watching. - It's sweatshirts and blankets and scarves, oh my. - sweatshirts and blankets and gay porn, oh my. - I don't understand. Is there a story no mom? Just go back to eating your soup. (laughter) - Wow. So you get off with your friend in bed and you watch gay porn with your mom. - Yeah, Taylor, wow. - Next week on Taffy. (laughter) - Boys who watch gay porn and the women who love them. - Boys who watch gay porn with their mom and the women. - And the moms who love them. (laughter) - Well, have a safe trip, be back. Be careful and come back soon. - Thank you. - You can go, but be back soon. - Thank you very much. Now, right before we start a taping, you started to tell me a story about somebody who listened to last week's episode. And that person was? - Well, no, I have to reiterate because I was wrong in saying that I played the last week's episode for her. I was telling her the story and she's like, "No." And I said, "Yes, he was completely unaware that the story was going to come out." And when we're done saying it, I was uncontrollable laughing. - You haven't said who you told. - My mother. - Yeah. - So my mother adores Taylor. But she's kind of okay with the gay thing, but she's still Archie Bunker mentality. So she's coming around really well. But that, she must have, she would call me about four hours after this conversation. She called me and she goes, "What's that sound? What's that creaking noise?" I'm like, "What are you talking about?" She goes, "Is it a branch on the window?" And I'm like, "Shut up!" So this has been an ongoing for the last week. This is the ongoing joke with her is, "Wait, or she'll walk by me and just hit the table behind me or something?" So yeah, she thought it was very, very funny. - This is a woman who, at one time, her idea of a witty repartee when I made a joke at her expense was, "At least I'm not queer." - Exactly. - So, yes. But it is provided us with a lot of fodder, put it that way. I personally have listened to that episode about 18 times and I give old the entire way through it. - I've listened to it about five times. - It makes me laugh every time I hear it. - More so because I can't believe I actually put that out there on the internet. - It is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole life. - But that's, you know... - The Cute Cast guys actually have talked about it at length on their podcast. - Oh, really? - Yeah, they did on their last episode and said that they couldn't believe that I actually allowed that to go out onto the airwaves. But I thought, "You know what?" - That's because you're a purist. - Listening to Taffy laugh was totally worth it because every time I listen to it, that's what I'm actually listening for, not necessarily your story because I'm still pissed at you. - My favorite part of my laugh is when there's one point where all you can hear is me going, "That is the part that made me giggle because I can remember laying here with my head on the desk, hitting the desk with my hand because I could not breathe." - Oh, yeah. That's my favorite part of listening to the show too in your laugh and like that. Oh, my gosh. - And we've actually gotten, we've seen a small spike in our numbers. So, apparently, my... - Your master tutorial missions is getting us around. - Exactly. - Well, I am the new viral video. - Speaking of getting around, Bertie Ann, do you have a job yet? - I do not have a job yet, but thanks for keeping us moving. - Man. - Moving right along. - Anyway, so... - Thank you, Jim Hudson. (laughter) - No, actually, I've been interviewing, though. I've had about four or five interviews over the last week, so it's moving right along. - I'm going back to the moment. - I've never seen the sun come up in the west. - Moving right along. - Which is what... Which is, by the way, for you guys to blow an internal soundtrack for me. Is it whenever I'm in a meeting, and it's going too long, or people keep just... - Keep talking. - Moving right along. - Moving right along. - Thank you, Fazbear. - Exactly. - Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. - Yeah, we're going to have to turn your microphone off at some point, you know this. - I know, I wish we could do that. That'd be great. - If we had veto power over his microphone, oh, can you even imagine? - I could turn both your microphones off if you want. (laughter) - Okay, go ahead. - So, I had this interview earlier this week, and right before, my partner and I get in this huge fight, huge, huge, huge, huge fight. We're all on each other on the phone, and, you know, cussing each other out, and there's, you know, we're in some messaging, text messaging each other back and forth, and it's just horrible. Probably the worst fight we've had in ages. - Like the 15-year-old girls you are? - Like the 15-year-old girls we are exactly. And so, this is at like 12.59. I have an interview, a phone interview at 1 p.m. And so, we're like, "Go on, ever!" And then, you're like mid, you know, something stupid. The phone rings, and it's the interview, and I'm like, "Oh, my God." So, I hang up, you know, just hang up on them, and then, like, "Hi, how are you doing today?" "This is Rodan." And they're like, "Hi, this is blah, blah, blah." And I'm calling, you know, "Is this still a good time?" I'm like, "Shoo, I've written my teeth the whole time." Where then, I go on for... - So, another word you're talking about in the Rowdy Girls episode of Designing Women? - That reference means nothing to me. - But it means something to tapping, and it's all about words. - He is Kim Zimmer. - He is Kim Zimmer. That's probably the episode. - He is Kim Zimmer. - He needs a guiding light. [laughter] - We've lost him for good now. [laughter] - Those references are older and gayer than I am. - Nothing is older and gayer than you. - Okay. [laughter] - Okay, go ahead. - So, go ahead. - Anyway, so I ended up having this interview, this phone interview. That's two and a half hours. The whole time I'm trying to go over, Mike, and this guy's asking me like, "Okay, tell me about the job you had when you were 15 years old, and tell me what you learned from that job." - Are you kidding? - No! It is, it was miserable. - That is insane. - Meanwhile, my phone's beeping. I'm getting text messages on the computer. - The top pictures of gay porn. - I couldn't look at gay porn while I was talking to this guy. It was just, it was miserable. Two and a half hours. So, and then, so I-- - You had to go two and a half hours at looking at gay porn? That is miserable. - I know. So, all this is said and done, right? You know, I hang up with a guy. They call me back 15 minutes later saying they want to do a second interview. - But that's good, isn't it? - It's awesome, but it was one of those like, there was no way, because I couldn't keep a stream of consciousness going. Like, when I tell stories normally through my interviews, which are normally much better than the stories I tell when I'm on here. And, you know, I'm good, you know, but I couldn't keep a stream-- train of thought going to save my life when I was talking to this guy. But yeah, so I'm having a second interview with them, but of course it's in Morgan Field, Kentucky, which I think has a population of three, and I think if I become center manager for this organization, I think I get to be mayor. - Oh, wow! - Well, it might even let you write on a float. - I'm sure, because, you know, I'll be the town princess. - Wait, wait, wait. That reminds me of something. Did you know that there is now a big to do about the princesses? Did you hear about this? - What, the Disney princesses? - Yes. - That they're adding a black princess. - No, no, no, not that. Apparently, there's this big study that's got something to do. They did it on Good Morning America. That girls who dress up as princesses have a complete, they fantasize roles about them, and that it's completely unnormal, so they're trying to rethink the whole Disney thing, because they're saying if a girl at three wears a shirt that says princess, by the time she's 12, it's gonna say porn star. For real, that's a real quote. - Oh, wow, really? - It says, "Will the girl who is wearing princess across her chest when she's three be wearing spoiled across her chest when she's six, and porn star when she's 12?" And they're saying that, you know, the whole idea of these little girls who think that they're princesses and then grow up to go on, you know, as we have mentioned before on this podcast, My Sweet 16 on MTV, that this is a way of life that they think it is. They think that they're princesses, and this is completely ridiculous. Now, this is the most stupidest thing I've ever seen news waste time on, because little boys dress up as pirates. It doesn't mean that they're pirates. And little girls, well, except you two, but-- - Well, but I don't know that I necessarily think that, you know, the moms and the dads think that the kids are actually pirates as compared to the little girls who wear princess t-shirts, I think a lot of times, they're a thought of, they're told that, you know, you're the little princess, and we're gonna make you happy. - Well, and that's true, and when girls get married, what's the first thing they say when they put the dress on, I feel like a princess. So I can see the logic behind this, but I think it is a true-- - Yeah, but Disney princesses have been around forever. - Or ever. - Generations. - And you know what, I don't think that there's a little girl in the world who had the ability to put on a little gown and a little pair-- her mommy's shoes to walk around thinking she's a princess, and that doesn't mean that they all grew up to think that they're entitled. I think that if you have a set of parents or grandparents or whoever who constantly tell the little girl that she's the-- - Exactly. - That might cause it, but because she's wearing a still white costume, get a grip. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I have daughters, so I have a problem with that. - I was thinking more along the lines of the girls who wear the princess shirts versus the little outfits, you know. - Well, I think that that's what they're saying is that-- - 'Cause I think families who would buy a shirt that says princess for their kids are more likely to have a little girl who thinks she's a princess versus little girls who just wear the snow white outfit. - Yeah. - Right. - Those are the ones who wear the shirts. The princess, then that goes to little angel, to little devil, to-- - No. - I can take the corner off of a tailpipe. - Well, you do know that there is a store in international that is specifically geared-- international is a mall that's in Tampa-- that is specifically geared towards little girls under the age of 12. And they sell shirts that say, you know, ski lodge, I like them hard and wet. And they're geared toward 8, 9, 10-year-olds. - Yeah, they have a store down here. - That's disgusting. - It is disgusting. This is the same store that also sells fangs for 6, 7, 8, 9, 10-year-olds. And I have an 11-year-old, and the idea that I would allow my child to wear any of these things is disgusting, but let me tell you something. I know a ton of parents who think there's absolutely no problem with that at 6, 7, 8, 9, 10-years-old. - Right. Speaking of Disney princesses, though, did you guys see that two things, that one, that Disney, for their fairytale wedding, so it's now allowing the brides to dress up like princesses? - And that goes right back into this conversation. Yeah, that's just gross. - And, which is a great combination, the same week they announced that they'd also be doing gay commitments ceremonies. - Can you marry Prince Eric? - Because he was kind of hot. - He was kind of hot. - I think you could. Well, I think one of you could dress up in Prince Eric. - Yeah, but if you married Prince Eric, then it would be the beast, and Prince Eric, how could that work? - Well, yeah. - Wow. - But it's not like you're a married person. - You're just a horrible, wretched person. - I didn't say Ursula the sea witch. - No, that would be you. - Oh! - Who was Rodeon? - Because you poor, unfortunate soul. (laughing) - Okay. - Well, Rodeon is Kim Zimmer. He can't be a princess. - He's Riva. (laughing) - The fact that you know her character's name is very, very wrong. - But do what's worse? - Is that my mom used to watch it? - And the role it's immediate number one goes to Taylor the Latte boy. (laughing) - Today, the fact that it will be played by Rodeon. - Rodeon. (laughing) - Man, Kim Zimmer's such a tragic character on "Godding Light." Riva, Riva, whatever her name is, on there. - I have no idea. - Are you done with your job story? (laughing) - I, you guys, went on to Disney princesses. - Sorry, I kind of derailed them. - No, I'm, yeah. - Speaking of princesses, I have to tell you what my last week was like. I got to be part of not one, but two different schools cheerleading tryouts. And let me just tell you something. - Oh, that's not thrilling. - There didn't come any more princessy than that. - Yeah, bring it on. - Bring it on. Yeah, but I will say these girls, they work really hard. They really do. - Taffy's last name became Taffy Cowell. - I was, I was absolutely Simon Cowell. I was kicking girls off left and right, and I loved it. Cause nothing makes me any happier. I have explained this to people before. There are little girls who like cheerleading, and there are little girls who like to be a cheerleader. And the two never ever mix. There is, there's girls on a cheerleading squad who love nothing more than to cheer 24/7. They love it. They have to sport to them. It's fantastic. They think it's great. There are little girls who want to be a cheerleader because they think it's going to make them popular. There is a difference in those two children. And I can spot that at about a quarter mile. And the ones who want to wear the bow in their hair because they think they look cute and hot, they're gone. History. They don't make a past day one. I mean, I eat and breathe cheerleading on a normal basis, but it has been an absolute whirlwind of, we have, you know, we have one school that is predominantly white and we have another school that is very 50/50 ethically mixed. And I have one little girl who was trying out and she was very good and she was actually quite good. But her attitude was in the toilet. And she was doing her business and she would did really, really well. And when she was done with her routine and with her cheer and with her tumbling, she kind of walked over to the judges' table and threw her arms up and went, "And that's how you do it." And spun around on her heel and I took a red pin and went, "Wosh!" And put a line straight through her name and I said, "And that's how it's done." And she's like, "Uh-uh." I said, "Nope, that attitude has no place on the squad and we cut her." And she would have made a really, she would, unfortunately, she would have been a really good asset to the team because she could tumble fantastic and she had a great dancing abilities. Her attitude was sucked. And I knew for a fact that she would bring that whole squad down. And, of course, it sends a precedence to all the other girls who are watching this. If you cut someone like that because it says to them, "There is no place on the squad for that attitude." Because their only attitude on the squad is mine because spirit fingers! I need spirit fingers! That's from bringing on for those of you who have never seen it. So, did you children watch this evening's episode of Heroes? I did. My one and only dork thing that I do? Well, you can't, I have not seen the last 10 years having a podcast which brings you up to at least two. That is true. And I'm doing it with two complete and utter geek dorks. Okay, fine. But I love you. Love you both. You are the abusive husband who hits this and says, "But I love you." I only do this because I love you. I'm married to a geek dork. Yeah, that's right. I can rally behind them. I understand. I understand all things comic books. You know, it's not a problem. Okay, so just don't spoil Heroes because I wasn't able to watch the last 10 minutes. Okay. So I was going through my space allocation issues before then. Of course you were. Well, the coolest thing, the coolest thing about Heroes tonight was the promo for the show coming on after Heroes, which was the real wedding grashers. See, I have no desire for that. I have no desire to watch that. Not one whatsoever, yeah. No, that was meaning that tonight's episode. Eh, not so good. I was expecting more. It was a good episode, but I just felt like I don't quite understand how they do it where, you know, Nathan was in Las Vegas and then, like, all of a sudden, he's in New York. Yeah. And then this one is in Texas and then all of a sudden they're in Los Angeles. And then I don't get how everybody's sort of bouncing around and it felt kind of like it was a little forced. It felt very forced. It was like, okay, everyone wanted this season to come back. And okay, so now we're going to try to do all this and this, but we're not going to answer any questions. And now you're just going to be sitting there looking at each other going, huh? And we're going to do it and we have, because we only have five episodes and we've done, you know, we've had this huge build up and we have to cram all of this into five episodes. Now, it's five episodes until the series finale or just the season. The season finale. Okay. Yeah, it's already been renewed. But they said that he's not going to pick up with these characters next year. So what? He's just going to kill all the characters and start with new ones. Nope, that he may pick up with them the season after, but not next season. Something about each season will be a different book in the series and that would focus on a different element of the mythology. Oh, that's one way to do it, I guess. Wow. Okay. Yeah, no, I think that's going to be too extreme and they're going to have maybe like a partial, almost similar to what Lost did when they had. They didn't have to have a crossover of some sort, I would think. Yeah, I think they would have to too. So, but I guess that was just a subtle hint at saying that not all the characters are going to make it through the season. Okay, well, that leads me to my question of the week, which is if you could have any of the powers, which one would you have? From Heroes that has to be a character from somebody from Heroes. Yes, I think I would be the shape shifter. Oh, the one who can like cloud men's minds. No, the one who can look like anyone. The one that in the beginning of the episode was pretending to be Claire. Yeah. Yeah, no, she can't look like everyone. She can just like cloud their minds and make them see things. Oh. That's not near as fun. That's not what I thought. I thought she was a shape shifter. I thought she could become the other people. Oh, you guys. The other one clouded people's minds and got them to do things that Eden. You know right now? She had the power of persuasion, right? Yeah. Right now, Lola Lafayette is wanting to kill herself. All right, anyway. Lola hit the fast forward button for a minute or two because we're talking about this. I would say Claire's the whole regeneration thing. Well, what about unfortunately the only thing that would probably regenerate is my fat cells. I would go with Peter. The one who can take on everybody's. Yeah, that's true. Versus Siler who has to kill everybody to take over their powers. But you just went with her hair. Oh my God, I hate his hair. I'd say his hair is horrible. It's looking like a bad wig. Originally it looked like his hair and I think he's cut it a long time ago and it's just. He didn't cut it. I think I've seen pictures of him and his hair is a lot shorter, so it is. So no one wants to fly? Well, but he can fly. Yeah. Peter can fly. That's true. You can fly. You can fly. Oh God, we're bringing out all the Disney. Because I can show you the world. Hey, and speaking of Disney, I started watching Gummy Bear season one today. That might be the most saddest thing you've ever said. No, I think I can speak that that is the saddest thing you've ever said. I think so, yeah. And I'm thinking about writing a rant about it because it's very poor quality. It's called Gummy Bears. What the hell do you quality do you think it's going to be? But it's like broadcast quality on the DVD. It's horrible. You poor, poor bitch. I was going to say, you need a job quick. Next, you're going to be talking about the differences between snap, crack of a pop on your eyes because they pop. Yeah, you need a job quick. Yeah, right. Stat. Stat. So wait, getting back to the Disney life partner ceremonies. Would you do something like that? Would you plan a big to do a Disney and have a commitment ceremony if you found that special someone? Absolutely not. You wouldn't? No. No, he wants to have a big Italian wedding. No, not necessarily. I mean, possibly, but I wouldn't do the Disney thing because it's cookie cutter. You buy a package where everything, you know that it's exactly like somebody else's wedding. No, that's true. And I would want mine to be, I mean, I would want mine to be somewhat different. Yeah, but I think that's all kind of naive in a sense that people thinking that they could really do their own thing. It's all been done. Yeah, I mean, it's just a series of choices anyways. But it would be my choices. It wouldn't be Disney saying you can pick from column A, B or C as far as if you want to have everybody. All the waiters dressed like Aladdin or Prince Eric or, yeah, I'd. It's just a different theme though, but it's the same thing. Yeah, I mean, you pick from a movie and then they do it all around the movie and that just. Okay, not necessarily. Well, the wedding pavilion is an absolutely beautiful building and they have actually very upscale weddings. Yeah, I mean, it's not all about. No, I mean, you're right, because it's not all about. Would you want to get married as a Disney princess? No, no chance in life. Would I get married as a Disney princess? Would I have a wedding at Disney World? Possibly. I certainly wouldn't be dressed as a princess. But you wouldn't do the Disney wedding package? Well, I think that there are Disney wedding packages that are not fairytale wedding. Yeah, I mean, if you, if I don't know if you've ever really liked it. But the question was, would we do the fairytale wedding thing at Disney? And I am saying no. Okay, but a fairytale wedding at Disney is not a Disney character wedding. Okay. That's what we're saying, I think. I don't know. It doesn't really matter. I'm not dressing up like Jasmine for my wedding, so it really doesn't matter. Why are you dressing up like Jasmine for me? Because it's a whole new world. That was one time and I was drunk. Well, it's true. And I let you rub my lamp, but okay. No. And something came out. Oh. And it was blue and gassy and that's. Okay. Well, we are still at one question for our plea for questions for you. Listen to our email. Because no one cares. No one gives a shit. So please, please, please, please, if you're listening to this, even if it's people we know. Lola, drum, anybody, Bridget, we know you're listening. So please send us a question, even if it's a dumb question. Well, at this point where Desperate will probably write it. Oh, please don't say that. Well, Taylor is desperate in general. You can also, you know, email. Are we really going to play that game? Oh, come on, you two. Play nice. Hey, I had sex twice this weekend. Oh, well, maybe Taylor did with himself again this weekend again. I'm sorry. You can also email us at potasmycopilot@gmail.com and let us know what a fabulous job we're doing and how much you love listening to us. We're not ready to do that yet. I was all confused and like, where did that come from? You jumped way ahead. I jumped ahead by one thing. Come on. But also it's going to be done by Rodan, the outro. It says Tappy says the email. Outro done by Rodan who says the blog name. Tappy says the email. And you can cut all of this. No, no. Because I want people to see how you jumped ahead. Fucking sting. I have to abuse our explicit rating. Come on. Okay, so go ahead. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We have new MySpace friends. Yay. Yay. Yay. And their names are Disco Vellante, which is very cool. That's going to be a drag name. Yeah. And then we have somebody whose name is 171-920-683. Well, welcome. Hello. And then we also have Walt and JJ. And I know JJ is a good friend of the Q-Cast guys. So that is how we find us. Actually, some of these people, when I look, they are through the Q-Cast guys, number one fan who is very Princess Holly, who is also one of our MySpace friends. Because when I look at their profiles before I decide to add them, I always look to see if it's, you know, through another podcast or if there's somebody that I know, that sort of thing. And it's not, again, some whore wanting us to check out our webcam. And not that there's anything wrong with that. Yeah. And I didn't think Disco, Walt, and Jay wanted us to look at their webcam. So I checked it out and they all had Princess Fairy Holly. Princess Fairy Holly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of their friends. So welcome, guys. And again, we know you're our friends. We know you listen. Please send us a question. Okay. That about does it for episode eight? A pod is my co-pilot. You can always, or please check out, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. So you should let me do the outro, but that's fine. Good. And that does it for episode eight of pod is my co-pilot. Please check out our blog at okaysopodcast@blog, or dot blogspot.com. I know I might have to do the MySpace address. So let me do that again. Okay. So podcast.blogspot.com. You can also send us email at pod is my co-pilot@gmail.com. And as we were talking about before, you can go to myspace.com/backsplash. I always say back splash. Isn't that the thing that's behind like your sink? It is. Dumbass. You can go behind my sink to myspace at myspace.com/pot is my co-pilot. Very good. At MySync.com/backsplash. Don't do that. You'll confuse them. Wait, wait, wait. Is it MySync or InSync? Oh. InSync is. Bye, bye, bye. It's tearing up my heart. You know it's true. When I'm with you. No, when I'm with you. Oh, okay. That's enough. That's enough. We need to go. We need to go. It's too late. We're getting weird. Which InSync guy would you have sex with? Joy Fatone. Oh, God. I see. Wow. I answered that kind of quick, didn't I? You answered that a little too quick. Joy Fatone. Well, probably Justin Timberlake to be quite honest with you. But I think Joy Fatone's got a little thumb to prove. So yeah, it's him. I kind of like the JC. Ew, he's gross. Ew, he's kind of cute. Actually, I like Lance Bass even though he looks slightly re-re. But if you play in the bass, I always think of Will Sasso on TV. I'm not GV, so I can't even look at Lance Bass and think he's a real person now. All I see is Will Sasso. Of course, I also think Will Sasso is kind of hot too. You kind of would. I kind of would. Bitch. I'm going with Joy Fatone. Are you really going with Joy Fatone? I think I'm going with Joy Fatone. Have you seen him on Dancing with the Stars? He's looking pretty hot. I always thought he was the cute one. Yeah, I think he's kind of cute too. He's kind of rough around the edges. I kind of like that. Yeah. Do I hang out with Taylor? He kind of looks a little bit. Are we still recording? It looks like you fit into your barre walk. Again, you're a bitch. You're being mean to me tonight. You'll be punished. I'm not worried. Are you kidding me? I'm being mean to you tonight. Yeah. The whole reason that we had last week's episode is because you were in a hysterical fit of laughter and I'm being mean to you tonight. You'll be punished. I'm not worried. Yes, I know I'll be punished because apparently I'm hanging out with you tomorrow. Well, I have a doctor's appointment. You have to hang out with me after that. All right. Well, we can discuss that. And people don't care. We can discuss that after. Okay. All right. Take us out. I already did. Where did you do all that? I mean. Thank you for tuning in to Pot as my co-pilot. We love you all. We'll see you here. Same time next week. Good night. Good night, everybody. Good night, guys. Losers. We're just traveling down this little black line here. And we just crossed that little red line over the air. Oh, well, how about us just take the blue line, huh? So, we can't take that. That's a river. Oh. I knew that. Yeah, sure. Now, it's been coming. Why don't we just go? It's fuzzy. It's fuzzy. Yeah. Who's driving? Who's driving?