you're listening to Pot As My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and welcome to episode 7 of Pot As My Co-Pilot. As always, I am joined by Miss Taffy Carlisle Huffington. Hello, darling. And Rodan. How y'all doing tonight? Lord. Well, how are we all doing tonight? We're stuffy. Stuffy? Why are you stuffy? I think that I don't get colds, but I think I might have a little snuffiness. Oh, yeah, you were talking about that this weekend. Yeah, but I mean, I feel fine. I feel, you know, I still have been up for about 19 hours at this point, but I just -- I wish that I could just, you know, have one good moment where I get all the yuck out of me and then I'll feel normal, but that's fine. So 19 hours is not marathon sex-romp, it's because you've been feeling icky? No, I woke up at 2.30 this morning and I just haven't been able to get back to sleep. Oh. Yeah, thank you. That's the worst. That is the worst. Where you just wake up and you look over at your alarm clock and you're like, I'm wide awake and it's 2.37. I'll just lay here for a few minutes and you're lay there and you can -- actually, you want to know what was bad is what song kept going through my mind was Alanis Moore sets a version of my humps. Oh my God. I couldn't get it out of my brain, which I haven't been crazy. Were you rubbing your lady lumps? God. Well, the song was -- Only for you, Rodan, only for you. Well, Rodan just mentioned that he had talked with you over the weekend and actually there was a little bit of a summit of sorts with pot as my co-pilot as all three of us were in the St. Pete Clearwater area. In the same room. In the same room on more than one occasion. Yes. We had lunch. We had lunch and we had taking care of me and we had all sorts of stuff, which we'll get to in a minute. We had lunch and merriment. So Rodan, did you have a good time this weekend? I had a great time this weekend. We -- Good answer. Let's see, we watched -- Well, I didn't watch your wisdom tooth come out, but I saw the end result and it got to deal with, you know, a little bit of crankiness. From Taylor? What? Shut up. I know. A little bit of crankiness. When was I cranky? Well, and you were a little druggy, too, for a little while. Well, that goes with that saying, but that actually reminds me of today in my staff meeting with the children's program that I work at. We were all going around saying, does anybody have an announcement? Does anything interesting happen this week? And I said, yeah, I had a wisdom tooth taken out on Friday. And the response from my boss is, I know you called me. And I don't remember calling her. I can remember. You were in my car. I was going to ask you, did I say anything? Because of course, the color drained from my face and everybody got a good laugh about it. And she regaled everyone with me just being all like, hey, no, yeah, everything's fine. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. All right, I got to go. And then I apparently hung up on her. It's the gist of it, except she left out the part where you were like, you know, no, I feel really good. It went really good. It went really great. It was so good. It was good. Okay, I'm really sleepy now. I'm really kind of, yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to, okay, bye. I think you need to tell the story of what happened with the dental hygienist. Okay. Well, I, as the ongoing saga of my teeth continues, I was at a point where I was in a lot of pain and I called the dentist, the Taffy and I go to and they said, no, you're just going to need to go to an oral surgeon. Here's a phone number. So I make a phone call and they schedule me for Friday. Taffy, of course, comes in to attend with me and we get in and we get seated in the little chair and, you know, of course, Taffy comes back and they're going to make me watch a video. So the video was about what happens during a wisdom tooth removal, which I didn't really know what happens during a wisdom tooth removal. And I kind of wish that I never actually saw the video because that's when I started freaking out and I was thinking to myself, there is no way that I'm going to go through this. But I realized that, you know what, the amount of pain and the procedure that's going to be done to me can't be nearly as bad as the pain that I'm feeling right now with the exception of the fact when they go through the list of possible side effects of having this procedure done at the very bottom, it says potentially fatal. So I'm thinking to myself and I will be the person that, you know, all of a sudden they're doing the paddles and clear and, you know, all that sort of stuff. So my dental hygienist comes back in and proceeds to tell us that her name is Belinda. So Taffy and I, because we are 12 year olds, kind of help ourselves, proceed to quote every Belinda Carlisle song, we could possibly think to work into the conversation. And the go goes saying things like, do you work really hard? Is a vacation all you've ever wanted? Is a vacation when you have to get away? And she was just looking at us like, she's sort of got it and then sort of kind of didn't. Right. But then by about the third one in, she was realizing that we were having, we were having a good time and that was all that mattered because it was going to make her job a whole lot easier. She takes me back to the room and Taffy asked if she could come back with me and they said no. So she and I are talking while she's putting the IV in, which I didn't realize that I was going to need an IV. I thought they were just going to give me a shot of something and it was going to knock me out. But oh no. And I, the oxygen mask on and everything. And again, I have no photos of this. Damn it. And there's a reason why. So they proceed to put the, you know, the oxygen mask on me and I said, well, when do the drugs kick in? And she said, well, I'm not giving you the drugs until the doctor, until the dentist comes in. So he comes in and he starts telling me a story and she said, okay, well, here we go. And she puts the needle into the IV with the drugs in it. Now I have never been sedated before in my entire life other than like a local that. So and they keep referring to Taffy as my wife. Now they said, well, your wife is being really, I'm like, she's not my wife. I'm his hag. Yes. Because when we were in Savannah one time, the guy at the bed in breakfast that we were staying at, we were to come down for breakfast and he says, you know, well, I thought you two were together and I said, oh, God, no, she's my hag. Thank you. That's all my favorite stories about Taffy, to refer to your friends. Well, not all my friends. Just her. She is my hag. She's my best hag. Thank you. I'm gonna have a shirt made that says death tag. So he, so he made some reference to wife and I said, she's not my wife. Well, he starts to tell me some story about, I guess, when he was working on an army base and this guy brought in this girl that he, I don't remember the gist of the story because that's when the drug started kicking in, but it was something where the guy had brought in somebody that the dentist had thought was his daughter, but it was actually his girlfriend or something. Oh, lord. Because then all of a sudden everything got really hazy and it was just like when they do things on TV shows where somebody gets drugged and all of a sudden everything starts kind of echoing and you get that drunk feeling where you can't keep your head up. And the next thing I know, they're saying, okay, we're done and I'm just sort of looking around completely out of it. So that's when they bring Taffy back in. So Taffy comes in and she sits down next to me and I look over at Taffy and I say, I'm so glad you were here and I start to cry. But they did say that the medicine would make you a little right. They said there was a 15% chance that you would cry and beings. I am, you know, big nelly girl. Of course that 15% is going to be me. Yeah, that was the story I was talking about. So then they're telling Taffy behind me, this is what he can have for a diet. And somewhere in the course of the conversation, they mentioned the word milkshake. So in my head, the first thing that comes to mind is, and I say this out loud because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Now he's still half drugged and still kind of weepy and totally like, you know, an elephant on roller skates where he can't kind of control his arms and his legs and he's still kind of sitting there looking around. So they walked me to the car and apparently that's- No, no, no, no, no, you have still missed my favorite part and that is when, and I wasn't there for this, but apparently he raised his shirt up and said, please Herbert, my stomach. See, I don't think that happened. Well, she said it happened. I don't think she- I don't understand how that could have happened though with, if both of them, but they had to strap down my arms because they were afraid of me being in a drug-induced state that I was going to be flailing about and everything. So I don't know how I could have lifted up my shirt. Maybe you just kind of tugged on it. She was pretty adamant that that's what happened, which of course, again, where was my camera? But go ahead. No, that's pretty bizarre. Because I said no cameras, otherwise black male. Yeah. Well, the reason there's no cameras is because I happened to snap a quick photo of him when he was in the emergency room with his leg and well, he wasn't pleased with that and since I know he hasn't incriminating pictures of me, I have to be somewhat tolerable of his rules. I'm afraid of the wrath. And there will be wrath. Because payback is a bitch and I'm afraid of that bitch. And the wrath will be strong because revenge is a dish best served cold. So luckily, Rodan was in town visiting and unfortunately he was thinking he was going to have three days of fun and merriman and I call him two days before it comes and it goes, "Yeah, I'm having oral surgery on Friday. You're taking care of me." So Taffy dropped me off at the house. I sort of flopped on the couch and that's where I sat for quite a while until the drugs were off and then I was able to take my regular just, you know, my leave and which I've been popping like tic-tacs all day and we went out, we went out to dinner, had a good time, walked around Best Buy, walked on the beach, did all sorts of fun stuff. But I'm telling you about your weekend. So you talk about the weekend. Yeah, you already cut me off once about it. Sorry. How he goes to your life. Yeah, I know. Yeah, because I'm the one who cuts people off. Okay, whatever. You just cut him off again because you cut me off. Shut up! Okay, so since you already talked about what we did, what was that? Friday. Friday. Let's talk about Saturday. Saturday we went to see Grind House. We did. We posted reviews on the blog site which I enjoy and I think you enjoyed too, right? I did enjoy. Little Taffy about it today at lunch. I told her about the second part, the Quentin Tarantino part. And then we went to Lone Star where we were the only people in the entire restaurant at eight o'clock at night. Yeah, that was a little, yeah. It was a little weird experience and we were both kind of tired and that's where we decide we're going to go dip our toes in late gay once again and go to a club where there be dancing and we decided to go to Georgie's alibi in Saint Pete, sorry, there's also one down here in Walton Manor's because there's nothing sexier than the cast of Madagascar coming into Georgie's house. The giraffe and the hippo come walking to the door. You've just ruined that movie for me, but thank you. So you know, okay, so from the beginning of the year, Taylor and I have been, you know, we've been outside of the cold gay club scene for what, seven, eight years now? Yeah, for the most part. I mean, we've occasionally wandered into places, but it's not been pretty when we have. So since October, the last few times we've seen, so we've, you know, gone one step further in our regay edification and in October, we went to a bear bar where we spent 15 minutes and then left screaming and agony and then January 1st, we went to a stripper bar where we saw Twink's naked and we went back to the bear bar and we went back to the bear bar. You're right because I'm embracing my inner bear. So yeah, I didn't hear about this part of the evening, but go ahead where we manned up for a little while at the bear bar, but then get naked don't, you know, so and then we went to Georgie's this weekend where we danced two big fat girls on the dance floor that we are shaking and jiggling everything we got and actually we had a great time. I mean, there were, I probably had six or six maybe drinks in me. You were not going to back. You were definitely not going to back, but you know what, you were in town for the weekend and you're having a good time and I was driving, so I figured you could drink as much as you wanted. I've been wrong with that. So and normally, like if I drink and then go to sleep, I have a tendency to get frisky when I sleep. So, you know, I'm not drinking. Did you two have sex this weekend? No, I was just thinking, yes. The worst part is I'm thinking, did we have sex this weekend? Yeah. How, how drugged were you? Okay. So I'm thinking this like the whole time I'm drinking drinks, I'm like, oh, I need to be really careful. You know, we go to the bar where, you know, okay, again, that image just ruined Madagascar for me on a totally different level. Okay, so then we are, you know, Taylor, you know, we've been, we danced a lot for big fat men who don't have a dance in ages. I think we danced a lot like six or seven songs in a row. So after that, and like fat men who haven't danced in ages, well, that's kind of what we are, right? Okay. Taylor doesn't like that reference, but anyway, so on. Okay, so we, so we get tired, so we leave early. So I think we left at like 1230 showing our ages, you know, of course, I think we were there for what? Two hours? Yeah, we got there at about 1030 and there was, it was maybe half full when we got there. By the time we left, it was packed. It was packed. But it was clear that neither one of us was getting laid. So we figured why we're around, except apparently maybe to one another, but. So okay. So here's the, you know, the peak of the evening, or I shall say morning, is that we are, you know, we go to bed and we're sharing a bed because, you know, Taylor is getting so much more interesting than I thought it was. Just always getting, getting kind of interesting to me as well. Okay, keep in mind that Taylor has not had a drop to drink. So we, you know, yeah, no, I wasn't on narcotics yet. Shut up. So we go to bed. So we probably go to bed about two 30 and no, I'm sorry, we probably go to bed like one 30 because I was tired from dancing, well, and we were big nerds and played city of heroes for a while too. True. And so then, you know, at like six o'clock in the morning, I hear this like creaking. I think it's like a brush against the house at like six 30 or six o'clock, and I think, oh, that's weird. And then my phone starts going off and like, what the hell's this? So I look at the text page and all of a sudden, all the creaking and the bed stops like, what the hell? And so then the little light bulb went off that I may not have gotten laid, but Taylor was. What? By himself. This is my favorite podcast ever. I don't know, Taylor, if you were awake or asleep or what, it was, it was one of those like, or it started to, it started out slowly, got faster, and it float down, and then I checked my phone and it stopped and Taylor's sitting there in complete horror. This might be the funniest story I've ever heard. This is all going to be edited out right now. In all fairness, all fairness, normally this story, because I'd had something to drink, this story would be me because I'm normally the one who does something like that after I've had a couple of drinks and into a club. So it took me a little while to realize, wait a minute, Taylor didn't have it, drinks. Oh my gosh, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm sorry. Wow. I'm sorry. I've got a visual image of this, and it's just more than I can take, because they're keep interchanging the faces of the draft and get smacked. Oh, Taylor, Fire Silence, you don't remember what I'm talking about. He's mortified right now. So join Taffy and I next week on episode eight, which might go violent. Was I awake for this? I have no idea, because you really didn't wake up to like 10, 30. I mean, I was apparently I was spent. So the question is, did he finish? Not that I know. So I did, I'm going to say no just for forensics reasons I'm going to assume no. Now see, on Saturday morning, like this was Saturday and the Sunday on Saturday morning, he said, like I woke up and I kind of started to, and I didn't, because I remembered you were there. Because I rolled over and you were laying there. I'm like, oh, that's not cool, because it was dark and I can't believe we're talking about this. People, I work with listen to this. This is, this has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard of my entire life. This, this is fabulous. Rodin, you're my new personal hero, but like you said, it'll be edited out. No, it won't, because he knows he'll face the wrath. I don't think, I don't think there's anything that is, I mean, I was going to talk about the fact that Rodin doesn't have a job. Let's talk about that. I don't think it's necessarily, I mean, it is an embarrassing story, but I think that in context, I can totally see where as a guy that might be just something, isn't that something that sometimes happens when you sleep anyways, that you just kind of dream about stuff and then do that? Yes. Okay, well, you guys have been to a, not with my best friend land next to me though. Yes, but had you two ever, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, because this has happened before, but it was me. Well, yeah, that was, years ago, telling me about it. So yeah, well, wait, well, I know that's happened to you. We were kids though, when we were living at the house together that one time, where we were sleeping in the same bed and I just never thought that would be me. Well, I mean, in general, I could be in bed with, you know, a nun, and that would probably happen. So. And now I have a mental picture. Thank you for that. Him and Sally field. Oh, so cute little. Good. Oh, God. What did the dog say? No, I gave Taylor. I gave Taylor the other room. I gave Taylor the opportunity to talk about what the visit, and I was going to talk to him about it then and say, hey, can we talk about this because I think it's kind of funny. He said, no, no, let's play it by ear. Yeah. Next week, both of you are going to be getting scripts and you're going to read directly from the script and there will be no variance on what you all will say. I have to tell you, this might be my very favorite episode so far. Oh, Lord, we know, we already know what the title of this episode is going to be. So. We do? Yeah. I'm sorry. We're never going to be invited back. You realize this next week is going to be welcome to Pada's. My co-pilot with Taylor Late boy. Lola Lafayette and drum. Good Lord. You know, I've always heard that house guests and fish have a lot in common after about three days. They both start to stinkin. Hey, do we have any listeners questions yet? We have one listeners question. I'm sorry. We only have one so far and I was actually going to talk about that and that as I said in the last episode, we would really like to do a listener email episode where we answered your questions. I just posted something on the blog about it tonight before we started taping where, you know, give you guys an opportunity to be the writers of the show for a week because we obviously need writers because we can't do this on the sperm of the moment. So if you have any questions that you'd like to ask any of us individually as a group, just anything, just please feel free to email us at pod is my co-pilot at gmail.com. And once we get enough emails, probably, I want to say about five to ten, then we'll do a very special episode like blossom. Did you just have the blog? No, why? Oh, because I posted something about a very special episode like blossom, but because you and I have the same brain. Exactly. We do share a brain. We definitely share a brain. Because actually, your ex and I shared a brain today. I was, I aming him and we both typed the exact same thing at the exact same time. I said, see, great minds think alike. Taylor, is it God? No, it would be boobs belly bush. Do you want to tell that story? I would be happy to tell you about the third time that you referenced boob belly bush over an episode. And I think it would be a fabulous story to end the episode on. And it's also an embarrassing story about somebody else that isn't me. Oh, right. Okay, it was my 30th birthday and we had rented a beach resort. And we had about 75 people there. And it was a family and friends and couples and whole families and everyone had their own little beach bungalow. It was lots of fun. And it was just a great weekend and one of my single friends decided that after she had been out in the sun for about 12 hours and on the beach and drank a various concoction of different alcohols. Oh, you have to remember this is in front of my mother, my mother-in-law and various other people I know. She decided to get into the hotel pool buck naked. Now this woman is Rubinesque, we'll say. And literally floated on her back to where all you could see were boobs, belly and bush. And from then on, that's what she was known as was the BBB, boobs, belly bush. Oh, it drew a crowd. I'm talking people on the balconies of nearby hotels, we're looking over going, "Oh." Drinking beers and doing a toast sort of thing. Yes, so that became the quintessential story about this person was that in front of everyone, children, mothers, grandmothers, she didn't care, she was gonna be naked in that pool. So that's where the boobs, belly, bush, reference comes in. I can't even think straight now. Well that's because the visual of it is scary and grotesque. As it would be if it was me, let's get real or any of us. We also have a new iTunes review, so we are up to four iTunes reviews. Excellent, was it a positive review? Yes, so we are still at five stars. And this is from Midha, Medha, I don't know how to say her name and I'm probably just massacring it and if I am, I apologize. But she said that she's really enjoying the podcast and she's also become one of our friends on MySpace. Excellent. Yes. That's good. So if you would like to go to our MySpace page and be our friend, you can do so at www.myspace.com. I guess you don't need the www anymore, do you? Anyways, MySpace.com, there's a great home movies episode, if anybody ever watches home movies that talks about the www. Anyways, MySpace.com/podismycopilot. Or as always, you can email us at podismycopilot@gmail.com. Very good. Thank you! I got it right the first time. All right, and as always, you can go to our blog, which is oksopodcast.blogspot.com. So for the rest of the crew here at Pod is My Co-Pilot, this is Taylor and Taffy. And Rodan. Have a good week, everybody. See you next week. Bye. Bye, guys. You are so fucking dead, I swear. You are so fucking dead, I swear. (guitar music)
