Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 5 - We're What They Call....Roomy.....
It's a funny episode with Rodan, Taffy and me, Taylor. We bounce around all over the place, talking about the dental needs of the Latte Boy family, an audible gasp over a cute guy, Girls Gone Wild restaurants, bad movies, overworked college students, job hunts, trip that weren't meant to be, bad music to have sex to, the guy who directed "A Christmas Story," and....well, other stuff I can't remember. Christmas Comes Early...and so does Rodan (hair trigger....shhhhh, don't tell anyone...), it's "Pod Is My Copilot!" MUSIC: Brain Bukit: The Chase/Rabbit Run. email - podismycopilot@gmail.com , Blog: oksopodcast.blogspot.com, Myspace - myspace.com/podismycopilot.
you're listening to Pot Is My Co-Pilot with Taylor the Latte Boy, Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodan. Hi, this is Taylor the Latte Boy and welcome to episode 5 of Pot Is My Co-Pilot. I am joined by Miss Taffy hello darling and Rodan good evening how are you guys doing tonight fabulous fantastic I said fabulous I'd be extra gay you'd be gay you'd be uber gay and uber gay fabulous fabulous as opposed to your normal quasi gay yeah right of course when I just said fabulous the first thing that came to mind is I'm just crazy about these old navy cargo pants shut up Taffy has a pair of glasses that when she wears them that's what I say to her I'm just crazy about these old navy cargo pants so you get the mental image of that in your head and know that that's priceless you know old Navy sales are down so maybe they just need you to doll in the glasses and go to it well that and you know when was the last time Morgan Fairchild and Sherman Hemsley appeared in a commercial for old Navy together exactly we need more more be the scariest that might be the scariest sentence you've ever uttered Morgan Fairchild and Sherman Hemsley exactly what a cameo by Debbie Gibson it's so I have to be talking at night it is very odd we do not normally we usually tape on Sunday mornings for a little Sunday brunch action but tonight we've decided to post on Wednesday because of Miss Taffy's very busy schedule she is just back in town from a jaunt to places that she will explain and she has actually getting ready to leave town again for the Easter holiday true so Taffy you posted something on the blog stating that you were going to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards yes I did we were supposed to fly into LAX on Friday and then attend the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards Saturday and behold at about 2 o'clock in the morning on Friday morning our contact in LA called and said that they were pre taping a lot of the things on Friday morning and by the time we actually would have arrived it would have already started taping and I wasn't about to fly out there for just segments so we ended up completely and utterly changing our plans last minute and we ended up just going to Disney World for a couple days which was kind of a kill joy in a way because it's something we do often but you know that sounds really pathetic and spoiled when you think oh I couldn't fly to LA to go to the Kids Choice Awards I had to go to Disney World it's a little pitiful but the kids were great and they were totally rolled with it and they understand that that's just kind of things happen and that's okay but we're going to Savannah tomorrow or Friday whenever and there I think they're actually kind of looking more forward to Savannah than they were the Kids Choice Awards I think our youngest was super super excited about the Kids Choice Award just the idea of Justin Timberlake and Gwen Stefani and slime but I think they're excited about Justin Timberlake and Gwen Stefani and slime rolling around and slime well well well with Justin Timberlake exactly and Gwen Stefani exactly but you know what when we ended up watching the show Saturday night it was so overly rehearsed I guess they have to do that because it's kids but it was so overly rehearsed to the point I know that halfway through it I would have been going I need a toe on the trigger because oh my god it was just it was it almost was so like not even teleprompter reading but where it had been drilled into their heads that they only could say this and then hold the line for five seconds for a laugh track oh it was awful plus all the screaming kids I probably would have killed myself but but you know that happens and I'm sure that at some point I'll be back in LA for a Teen Choice Awards or something else I don't know what we went to American Idol finale last year and made a great time but this was gonna be something more for the younger of the two but she rolled with it it was fine cool yeah that's all okay the end of my excitement except for the fact that I'm going to Savannah without Taylor this will be my first trip ever to Savannah without Taylor yes and I'm not feeling the love he's not happy first feeling the love first we abandoned him last weekend going to a Disney World without him and now we're abandoning him for Savannah yes I find out that they are not going to LA so I stopped by the house just to see the girls and just to you know pop in because they said oh we're going to Disney World and all that sort of stuff so I walk into the front door and Taffy's youngest daughter answers the door and says I asked if you could go but mommy said no to which I responded I'm also taking other people's children yeah I don't care they should have been left behind I agree and Taylor's not good with other people's children no he Taylor's very good with other people but if my child was going away with someone else and they said oh by the way you know it just I felt better with just taking me me taking them and it being a girls weekend a biological girls weekend oh I know I'm the more fun kind of girl absolutely and there were many times during the weekend when I got the pitiful big brown eyes going Taylor would have had so much fun if he was here and I'm like shut up I don't hear it yeah tell your child the check will be in the mail exactly oh by the way by the way I'm going to brag just a little tiny bit a show friend Lola Lafayette phoned me this evening and said I'm going to quote Taylor and Taffy by saying really really and I said why what happened apparently our dog was chosen as pet of the week and her name was on the billboard at our collective doctors so we all thought that your dog your your your lab my lab was chosen as pet of the week and her name is on the big billboard oh my god and and when Lola solid she said are you kidding me she's like you know my dogs I'm going there forever and I'm like well sorry for you because my dog is now special and I hope they give me a bumper sticker that says find a dog get East Bay animals but yes that would be great speaking of dogs I had to take my dog to the vet today because my dog like myself was having dental problems and now Mr. Otis has two less teeth in his head oh my gosh really including one of the teeth in the front oh so he has a little snaggle tooth I haven't actually seen the two I haven't seen where the tooth is missing yet because he's just so excited to be home that he's been running around and you know just looking at stuff and he goes outside and he plays any poops and all that sort of stuff but I just think it's funny that both you know daddy and puppy both have to go to the dentist and luckily it doesn't look like I'm gonna have to have any teeth removed but just you know that we're both going through this and this morning I cried wait did you keep his teeth and put them in a little baggy so you put them under his pillow tonight so you can maybe get a little milk bow from the tooth fairy no I am not psychotic but uh I did I have a little I did have a little tear this morning when they took him to the vet when the vets took him just because it's you know it's I knew he was gonna be okay but there's still always that he's scared and he's confused and he's looking around he doesn't understand what's going on and his ears were cocked in a really weird way and she sort of had him picked up under his belly so he was just sort of hanging there as she you know walked away you do realize the flash of them of the film crew panning back and the song all by myself is playing as you know Otis is taken off into the back room and there's like one tear rolling down your eye as you waved I didn't wave to him I said just you know please take care of him and my voice cracked and that was it and I'm just a big baggy girl but I did speaking of being a big baggy girl I did have a moment this morning where I went in to my vet's office and you know I walked up to the front desk and the woman who works there she is French and her name is Marie and she's wonderful and she's French Canadian I think because she talks like Celine Dion and she was very and I'm gonna do a really bad French accent here but she was all oh it is Mr Otis and we love when Mr Otis comes to visit us and how are you doing and of course he wags his tail and he's all crazy because he thinks he's getting a treat but he was not allowed to have any treats because he wasn't allowed to eat since nine o'clock last night so she comes out from behind the counter and she's all oh you are such a good boy and you know all that and this is all it like about quarter after seven in the morning so she says you know someone will be with you to take the dog and take him in the back and show you what they are going to do and I said okay fine so I'm sitting there with my head down and I'm looking at Otis and he's sort of looking up at me and wagging his tail and I'm scratching his head and everything and I hear this voice say this must be Otis and I look up and it is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my entire life in scrubs with the big you know strapping arms and he's got the blue eyes and the Jason Priestley circa 1989 floppy hair and I literally looked at him and went so now he's gonna start pulling the dog's teeth every time he eats off food but it just keeps cracking his teeth where's Matt I don't know how I stepped on three of his paws where's Matt Matt needs to take care of him so yeah I would sort of fell in love today and he's very good looking and he's very handsome no wedding ring on the finger I did check that out does he like boys I don't think he likes boys I didn't get the gay vibe oddly did not check out his ass as he walked out of the room and he had on scrubs but you know the arms were they were nice they weren't too muscular but there was definitely the boy likes to go to the gym and he had like you know the softballs for the biceps was he short as compared to softballs other places yeah thanks right no he was not short not usually like I'm short and why do I like them short because they have something to prove that's right I like I'm sure because I got some proof and but no he he was just really really handsome and a really nice guy and I was afraid after I did the audible gasp that he was gonna be like okay now I got you know now I got this faggot staring at me no he was very very nice and very cordial and he had his little sign that said Matt on his god he was just thinking about Matt all day he was perfection I don't know because Regina George's flawless and that's how Regina George died exactly because you need a mean girls reference every once in a while speaking of movie references I'm going to interject here did you see that the director of a Christmas story die in a car crash I saw the headline with his son oh his son died too his son died too ah that's awful I know wasn't he also the director who did like porkies or something he did both porkie or the first two porkies movies yeah that that's a pretty broad spectrum there are porkies in a Christmas story yeah in it and the rest of the movies that are in his little uh his uh biography are just random I mean like what I've done a couple of four movies - I don't know I don't I don't think I've ever seen porkies be crayons with you I have only seen porkies I've only said I've only ever seen like the shower scene for the first porkies which is you know so appealing to me to see a bunch of naked wet women I think that you and I had this conversation because I read the book porkies and you were marveled at the fact that there was actually a book yeah there there there was a book there there was the book right now there was a book for I think it was the book adaptation yes major motion picture I just remember like 25 pages no it was like it was like an actually full book I mean I read it when I wasn't allowed to see the movie because it came out like 1982 or something when I was 12 and so I read the book the first time I found it you know as some rebellious act whatever my life is where I watched the breakup last night I I have not seen that I will not say anything about what I thought of it I thought it was a horrible movie - on the trigger yeah - on the trigger taste a gunmetal in my mouth that was very much and what's it kind of supposed to be a humorous that's what I said I was like isn't this supposed to be a comedy I don't understand it just make me very sad and they introduce all of these characters in the beginning of the movie like Anne Margaret's in it but she's only in it for the first five minutes but it's they make reference to her later on there was only one line that I actually laughed at and that would be the line where he's talking about her sister and she says she went through a lot and Vince Vaughn says yeah of dick so that made me laugh and now I've just ruined for anybody who hasn't either break up I've ruined the one funny part of the entire movie well I have a little side note I know it's some it's just a little tiny thing did you hear that they're opening a girls gone wild restaurant no what it's kind of like oh yes I think you know like I guess it's to take it one step further than Hooters it's supposed to be fun and sexy and you know you'll be comfortable going there you know and you're going to get the girls gone wild experience type like it's like topless optional night and they're primary free STD with every purchase look at this they're they're going to they're opening 300 locations primarily around college towns well of course that's lovely yes and I just know you have a daughter getting ready to go to college aren't you and three years by then they'll all be open she's not the one I have to worry about the little ones the one that'll own one and run it she'll be the madam welcome to the girls gone wild or delo should be my name's Bell I'll run the place you're a mess so as I said earlier I did go to the dentist this week and how was that the dentist was fine I ended up having I was supposed to go for just a financial like consultation as far as this is how much we think it's going to cost and these are your options as far as financing and stuff and as I walk in they say we have an opening do you want to have your first quadrant cleaned which sounds kind of dirty I say that sounds like something that they shall at least buy you dinner first right so I said sure might as well while I'm here so they cleaned the first quadrant and then as I was getting ready to schedule my next appointment said you know what we had an opening today at you know later on this afternoon in about two hours why don't you go grab something to eat and then just come back so I said sure so I ended up having half of my math completely cleaned the difference is amazing especially considering as I said last episode that I haven't been in 20 years but it's my I can actually feel the back of my teeth that that's just too much information right there so but I mean they're a little they're like little pellets of glass it's just it's amazing I keep like running my tongue over the back of my teeth I just got hard which which is great you know when you're working with children and they're looking at you and you're going like and this is why I'll lose my job but no no I just had a cleaning it's it's okay it's okay so where's Matt oh God so but I am going back for further work and where I was concerned when I went after last week's episode they had told me that there's a possibility that I was going to lose some teeth but being my mouth was all numbed up they said well let's take some better x-rays to see if we can get a better look and I actually they said no your teeth are actually quite strong you you're not going to need any you know a bridge work or a partial or anything like that so that makes me very that makes me and my wallet both very very happy well I'm very proud of you for going thank you good thing yes yes very good thing yeah no and I know and now that I've actually you know sort of experienced this now it's like okay now it now I want to go when I want to do this and I'm very glad that you actually suggested the place that I went so which is you know which they actually talked about you and talked about how great they think you are and as does everyone else as our yaka as are a hygienist you know oh she's great I love her because she is Nurse Kylie from or Dr. Kylie from Matt TV so oh my God she is that's exactly it I posted it I posted something on the blog with a little video from MTV saying this is our dental hygienist I love her only she's smart though I think Dr. Kylie is supposed to be smart on Matt TV too you know who she is because this is hard no cuz that girls dumb and you know while while our dental hygienist sort of has that when she walks in and you're like okay shouldn't you be in a Baywatch episode she's very very intelligent and very very she's very funny and we sat down and as as Taffy said last time there is you know they have a TV up in the corner and she says well do you want to watch TV and I said yeah sure and it was the local NBC news was on and she said we can watch whatever you want and I said you know what everybody talks about the view let's watch me oh my God I love the view I'm so glad you said we can watch the view so that was so we sat and watch the view and she's giggling the whole time and stuff that Rosie O'Donnell saying and all that so do I know my view on something it's going to you could we stop you probably not it's going to snow in Ohio on Saturday your kid me it's hot as hell down here well because sometimes it snows in April and sometimes it's that I was going there damaged you beat me to it and you know I thought and said it best there there's a chance they're gonna Easter egg hunt in the snow oh wow I'm so jealous I came and talk about the temperature on Tuesday the high was 78 and the high tomorrow is supposed to be 42 with a low of 25 that's amazing that is that is just makes me want to throw up I almost don't want to drive to Savannah just want to keep on driving what's the weather gonna be like in Savannah this weekend well I just checked it like earlier today and the highs are around 70 with the lows at night around 47 48 so that's pretty chilly that's nice yeah I'm kind of excited that'll be a little chilly right when you're on the on River Street but that'll be the only chilly when we do our petty cab oh yeah is Rodana where that you and I were in a petty cab together no no okay you guys read a petty cab together yeah yeah so we did the cab that was pretty much made for one person or two little people drum Riley just came in oh hello drum Riley Calhoun no he just sort of looked and then he walked away oh wow so okay so hold on a second how big was the person driving the petty cab I would say about 125 pounds we have that we actually have a picture of his back where the sweat was running down his shirt but let me just tell you he actually he did very good he actually can stop and restart because we are not small people no so we're girthy we're girthy we're what they call roomy and so we figured this poor guy is going to start to turn the corner see the two of us standing out in front of the bed because and just keep driving it was one of these where we were kind of sitting on each other's laps I'm not quite sure how that managed and he just kept going and we talked the whole time and we were being stupid and screaming you know yes it's shocking and no but we had he had a really good time and apparently they are just isn't it just tip only it's tip only and they're all the college students that do it a lot through the night and he earned his money let me just say we tipped him very well quite well yes so I heard that we might have an email from the listener is this true yes we do but we're not going to talk about that yet well kill me I want to see how Rodana's doing what crickets crickets crickets crickets sorry I'm watching the shera and evil in wicked thing that she posted on the blog I'm glad that we're holding his interest I'm so glad that we're not taping a podcast well I just wanted to see what you guys post over the last day or so because I hadn't posted anything and I really I hadn't noticed I was waiting for the call but it's really funny so anyways okay my my space song now my job hunt well yeah my job hunt goes you know it's slow going it's kind of hard finding a new job anywhere nearby I thought the truth maybe of maybe relocating you know I have been and I've actually gotten a couple of calls on my resume that I've put forth you know that I sent out last week and I sent out another like 20 resumes nationwide this week so and I've gotten already two calls one of them which from down here actually in Fort Lauderdale so it's just you know going slow and I'm having you know I'm into week two of my first you know two weeks off that I've ever had and what 15 years and how's that going are you are you still in the phase of I can't get up and get motivated or are you kind of getting out of that oh I am well I still you know still having trouble getting motivated to do stuff but I am so bored I just I'm like I I trim trees today so that's got to tell you how bored I was and that's not a metaphor for like you know masturbating you actually trim trees no yeah I went outside I was trimming trees trim trees versus trimming bush oh god well there are some bushes out there too oh outside outside tabby he's talking outside outside yeah so this conversation has taken a drastic turn so yeah so that's you know slow go in and we'll see how it goes still very bitter and very angry at my former company I've been fighting with them about severance and the update on that is so far not to ting not to ting so fighting that battle yeah but you're caught up on Knight Rider season one did you hear the kids for sale I saw that kids for sale for what a hundred fifty thousand dollars yeah that's all that's all I'm that I said the same thing and when you really think about though you know it's a 20 year old car but but I thought the same thing that that was all I was kind of impressed but it doesn't actually talk you guys know that right why would you shatter the illusion for us why kill our dream why kill our dream see so I'm caught up on a Thundercat season three oh my god and let's see smallville season three and what I'm watching I dream of genie season one right now okay this is this is gonna be the saddest thing I've ever heard in my whole life I have over a thousand DVDs and this is actually giving me a chance to listen to some of them yeah but haven't you or watch them or watch them yeah thousand DVDs and have you seen most of them I have about 400 that I've not watched but I mean I have classics like the new adventures of he-man volume one and volume two and well Barbara of course oh my god I don't know if I can do this podcast with him anymore what is it we were talking about for toe on the trigger taste a gun thank you yeah yeah I thought the baby spice having a song on our podcast was bad enough that's a good song it is a good song that song sounds like it could have been made from Ashley or Jessica or no absolutely it could yeah it was written for pretty much anybody thank you anyone in the world who can sing even somewhat of a half of the middle range can that is the worst song ever although I did I want to tell you that I read what she wrote and I went back and I looked through the catalog of on iTunes of Spice Girl songs and they do have a couple there was one in particular in fact I think the name of it is one to become one or something and that actually was a pretty decent song and there was a couple other ones there but for the most part yeah not feeling the Spice Girls well you don't have to well then what kind of music do you like if you don't like because that's the end I'll be all I I like a very wide spectrum but if I have like the end I'll be all of human existence for me a sharday there is no one better oh really no I know either love her or you don't like her I understand that really I really like the sharday a lot I could listen I think that's a breeder thing no no that is a game and having sex thing that right around 1996 1997 when the best of shot ACD came out every game and the world was having sex that was getting every gone to the best of shot ACD yeah I guess I remember me I was getting lots of free combo not to start a well good morning yeah you were getting it to what you know the cardigans loveful at least twice okay that's gonna be that's gonna be my question for this podcast is what's the worst song you ever had sex to now think think about that because you know back in the college days there was some night when poor some sugar on me was on radio you're having sex and you think back and go really what is the worst song you ever had sex to I don't know the name of it but I know the band well sing some of it for us no I can't because I don't even know the words it's a band called candlebox they were big in like the grunge yeah I remember that one of one of the guys that I was I dated for a while Michael I he loved this song and so I bought him the CD and of course then we had to you know have sex to it so and I just remember thinking you know I remember looking at the ceiling thinking myself this is the worst CD ever I can't believe I'm like having sex to you know grunge music okay well if you were looking at the ceiling the sex wasn't very good either but that's beside the point so rode in worst song ever have sex to I think that's not ended on where my legs were never I never went out go ahead go ahead wait what's a line from willing grace lay on your back put your heels to Jesus I am not familiar with that line I think that was from the finale I think that was actually from the finale when Jack was supposed to have sex with the little tiny leprechaun looking man and she said just do what my mom always told me lay on your back and point your heels to Jesus I've almost posted that's the line that's that's your homework boys for the next podcast find out what that line is okay gosh okay so when I was yeah when I was in college I had this big weird fascination with having sex to like psycho songs like one why does that not even surprise me though it doesn't surprise me either all right like one caress or nine inch nails I like a whole head like a whole blood red your soul I'd rather die and give you control give you no I was gonna say then give you control so yeah so stuff like that so and then I had Mike oh I shouldn't well it doesn't matter now my god yeah he changed his name to Mike M Y K no but you know what the funny part was he thought he was a top anyway go ahead because tops always change their name to something with a lie in it oh and it's more information than I ever needed to know about the gay lifestyle to go ahead which is which is why Taylor has a why in it so oh wait so does Taffy yeah but see that you're the center of the rule because you kind of are a top well with me you're the top so well I think the worst song I ever had sex to was eternal flame by the bangles oh it was like the first time I was having sex with this particular person and that so and like the first three lines to this day when it comes on I think oh oh I'm so wet close your eyes give me your hand darling oh Lord so you feel my heart beating yeah it went well I think I'm actually blushing a little bit now is that the song the first time you got eaten out by anybody no because there was no song playing because I was sleeping bag of London but thank you okay sleeping bag in London yes cuz the girls got the Lord yes because there's big Ben and then there was big Chad bing bang-bong okay this is one of those stories that don't even sound real when people tell it but I literally met him on the plane on the way to London and then a week later first or all sex experience in the city of Jesus my heels were pointing to Jesus and I was in Hyde Park I was actually outside in Hyde Park yeah with Parliament behind me look it's Parliament look yeah that's right look there's been kind of link us oh do you know what else deep forest I had sex a divorce and that was horrible not really quite sure if it was because of the person or because of the song maybe you bet it makes her both maybe mostly the person I'm trying to think of though I think I only know like two deep four songs I'd like to point out for the record that drum Riley Calhoun is standing behind me right now with a gun and his dreams he's standing but instead he is holding a video camera so he's videotaping us making a podcast he is videotaping us making a podcast how audiovisual of him it is Jim Raleigh is going to show this around tomorrow going this is the kind of ass I live with he's going to be showing this people are going this is the crazy queen that I live with this is why I'm moving out well how about if we wrap this up shall we all right because wrap it before you tap it thank you safe sex queen that can be our title for this episode wrap it before you tap it let's talk about sex baby let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that could be let's talk about sex I'm just picturing you like an MC hammer pair of pants right now let's talk about sex and a gold lemme shirt well we did get some email actually this week and we got an email from Andy Andy says that he enjoys the podcast and he's he's really liking us and he's not bored with us but yeah he would like to see how we would interact with other people so we would like to know if we would have some guests on the show Andy we are planning on having a couple of guests including the guy standing behind me with a video camera right now and someone that Taffy brought up earlier mr. Lola Lafayette and actually we may be doing a co-podcast with the Qcast Connecticut guys how fun I'm hoping to maybe set something up with them soon about that we also got a post on the how much do we love forums from Susan who was a regular poster there she says that she downloaded all of the episodes on Saturday and was cleaning actually listening to them and having a laugh that is Susan thanks so much for posting if you liked what you heard please leave us a review on our iTunes page and thanks for keeping your house clean and thank you for keeping the house clean and finally on a more serious note all of us here at pot is my co- pilot would like to extend our sincerest condolences from mr. B of Qcast he experienced a loss and we're all very sorry for him and wanted to let him know that our thoughts and prayers are with him so as always you can go to our blog which is okay so podcast dot blogspot dot com and you can email us at pot is my co-pilot vitamin dot com no you can email us pot is my co-pilot at gmail dot com is it wrong that every time I hear gmail I think gspot dot com I think g string or g spot exactly yeah so anyway again Taylor and a g string touching a g spot and and we got the g-string has to be the g string has to be bedazzled bedazzled be dazzled bewildered and beaged be asked to be ordered okay right and talk about the my space page we got the huff from him earlier did you do you sense that okay so you can be our friend which we need friends we love friends at my space dot com spec slash pod is my co-pilot unless you're some horror trying to get us to look at your webcam in which case we don't want to see you in which came send it send it directly to our email so for thanks a lot for listening this has been episode five of pod is my co-pilot this is Taylor this is Taffy and this is Rodan have a great night good night good night (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING]