Let's try this again......
It's a "Very Special Episode" of Pod Is My Copilot, as we talk about tooth decay and unemployment, Movies and Motinis (yeah, you read that right). It's all very 80' sitcom....unfortunately, it's more "Small Wonder" that "Golden Girls." And, of course, Taffy and Rodan team up on Taylor (It's not as hot as it sounds. TRUST.) And Taffy asks another of her "If" questions. Taylor sounds a little low tonight, or does Taff sound a little loud? Ok, so thank you for being patient as I learn the joys of the podcast. It's a fun episode, kittens! It's Pod is My Copilot! Music: Brain Bukit: Run Rabbit, The Chase. check out our blog - http://www.oksopodcast.blogspot.com , e-mail us at podismycopilot@gmail.com , and be our friend on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/podismycopilot . Thank you again for listening!!!
you're listening to How does my co-pilot with Taylor the latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodann what's that noise I don't hear anything it's just some weird little clicking noise that's the wheels in your brain yeah right it's the cogs God fuck you both hi this is Taylor the latte boy and welcome to pot is my co-pilot we are actually on our fourth episode my name is Taylor the latte boy happy's asleep my name is Taylor the latte boy I am Taffy Carlisle Huffington and I'm Rodann we have a lot to talk about today so we're just going to get right into it apparently missed half he had an interesting evening last night and she started to talk about it and I said save it for the show save it for the show so Taffy you have the floor as God has intended it I we did something you're not on the floor I'm I own the floor we did something that was a free B interesting and C I had never did before we who my husband and I he had told me that we were going no it's very G-rated in fact it's very very G-rated he had told me that we were going to to say and key to have dinner and we were gonna bring lawn chairs and watch the sunset okay fine so we get up there and we eat and everything's happy and gory and wonderful and we take the chairs out and there's a thousand people on the beach with their chairs facing this direction and I'm like okay and the sun is setting and I'm thinking a thousand people have come out to watch the sunset I mean I know it's spring break but really so you know the crew the pirate ship is going by and the bridge is all lit up and it's very pretty weather last night was beautiful and all of a sudden they inflate a big giant inflatable screen and have free movies on the beach oh get out it was awesome it was very cool the breeze was nice in fact actually got to where it was almost too chilly at one point but they start right after the sunset right at dusk and they show first-run movies for free and last night it was night at the museum oh that's awesome it was really cool and and what I was very very surprised and it was it was awesome and I was amazed at how many kids there were that were very very quiet you know I expected what I know I realized what was going on I looked around there was tons of children but they all immediately sat down and they knew exactly how to behave and they had popcorn stand set up and cotton candy stands and you could order regular like hot dogs and hamburgers but for the most part most people had eaten before it started because it didn't start to like you know 8 15 8 30 but it was great and then when it was done they showed cartoons for people who didn't want to get into the big madness of the traffic and so you could sit and watch the cartoons until it was all done and it was very kind of surreal because the weather was really nice and there was you know this the sound of the waves and you could and every once in a while the wind would blow the screen so it would kind of it was almost like you would forget you were outside and all of a sudden you'd be like oh that's right I can hear an ambulance this is bizarre but it was it was really neat so that was my that was my thing I had never done before when I lived in Florida because Taylor and I have now resounded that if we must live in the state that we both despise that we're going to start enjoying things it has to offer and I have relayed this to my husband who has been trying to find new and interesting things for me to do around the natural resources that is Florida with a.k.a. the beach and that was one of them yeah okay hold on a second hold on a second so you guys are both resigned that you guys have to live in Florida Florida is awesome Florida sucks Florida is awesome South Florida sucks St. Pete Clearwater Tampa that's awesome you guys need to enjoy that more well and that's and that and we really we've become proactive in the resolution that you know we're going to live here our lives are now sort of based here you know in jobs schools whatever you want to say and so instead of pining for north and pining for cold weather and pining for all things leaves and sweaters and Ali McGraw sitting underneath the weaving will a tree we're going to try to embrace the. You know when you think you know you think the north you think you know leaves falling and you know it's that that shot from you know every movie about Harvard where Ali McGraw sitting underneath the tree and the big cable that sweater well you know that's and another life would be you and I so there you go because love is never having to say you're sorry and you know because forgiveness is more than saying sorry oh my goodness which apparently Taffy has told me you can buy that song on iTunes the song from your friends you can buy the whole entire soundtrack I love just friends as an awesome movie awesome right so first cute guys podcast first cute guy of the universe I'm I'm all over that or I would be all over that I would be all over that thank you well I know that Seminole offers movies out out their park every once in a while the one by the big water tower with the with the bird flying on it yeah so this Largo Largo has but they don't offer it I mean they offer things like Star Wars and the first Batman movie and all that well see and that's why this was cool was a it was right on the beach literally you could put your chair in the sand or on grass you know where shells kind of has that jet out right by the bridge mm-hmm that you could be it was all on that whole entire area so there was a bar right there if you wanted to drink which by the way by the by brings me to my next feature last night I had my first motini what's a motini it is a mojito and a martini mixed really it is a double it is a double shot of ram a double shot of vodka with simple syrup infused with mint and let me just tell you can I get a name in because it was delicious it sounds horrible no it was fan it was fantastic it's called a motini and it was shells signature drink last night and it was very very delicious and it was only six bucks you can't beat it oh yeah I'm a big fan of the mojitos at Fridays believe it or not oh I better than like the ones at Cheesecake Factory no no no no no no I beg to argue we should have a mojito off well the best mojito you and I ever had that I've ever had was the belvedere mojitos that we had at samba room in Orlando that oh that was just so good sugar water sugar mint water that's what that tasted like oh yeah we have a Brazilian steakhouse down here and oh oh my gosh they make the best mojitos you've gotten a Brazilian at a steak house sorry a Brazilian steak house oh there's a mental picture that we didn't need okay well Taylor Taylor and I went to a new restaurant this week called BJ's bar and grill which insert your giggle there but um it was oh let me tell you something the way this place is your giggle Lord I was bad you're a mess no the way this place was decorated was the way I would decorate my house if I had money it was fabulous the food was okay I'll give them a couple weeks before I go back but the burger was really good the burger was really really well wait you went to a restaurant or you know it's not fancy a scale sports bar yeah okay and you got a burger yeah well it was shocking one thing and it was it was but it wasn't like a burger it was sort of it was like on Cuban bread or something yeah it was it was on it was on garlic French bread and it was actually just ungood it wasn't like a round patty it was sort of like a long rectangle so it was cut in half and I got of course I got the bacon and cheese because you know because he's a hair under 900 pounds again because as healthy as possible you know the bacon and cheese help with that and it was really good it was it was and the atmosphere was really nice and it wasn't too busy yet it wasn't too loud that's why I hate about sports bars is they're really loud and I'm kind of a snob Taffy you got some sort of very cider that they were given out little samples of yeah that was very good I couldn't because I was working but it was still it was working shut up at least hey at least he has a job oh you bitch that's a good lead into which leads us to our next story how are you doing I posted on the blog this week that you were let go from your current position I was fired I am pissed off and freaked out but I'm fine I I'm fine I'm fine no um I can run this is a backup but Shelby can't she never could I just want to know why thank you Kelly I should have gone first I was always ready to go first do you know this is gonna be his name of the iPod was going to be drink a juice Shelby that was we came up with that after we came up with pot as my co-pilot when I was in the car the other day and and I think Taffy said drink just drink a juice Shelby and I'm like that would have been the perfect name for this podcast no do you know who have come up with a better name was one of my daughters what was the name three squares a day that was really good all right so go on I'm sorry okay no that's okay so I get a call well I get an appointment from my old SVP yesterday what is the SVP a senior vice president of operations who was just removed from his position earlier in the week as well so I was a little you know freaked out by it and I saw it and I was like okay this is what's going to happen blah blah blah and I'm walking around the building kind of you know doing my rounds you know making everybody worship me and you know I see my HR manager who you know doesn't like when I make people worship me and he tells me that he was invited to the meeting as well so I'm like ah shit he's like well it may not be what you think it is I'm like oh no it is so sit down he calls us like 10 minutes late so we're just sitting there 10 minutes twiddling our thumbs and calls it like 10 10 and says yeah I've called this meeting to inform you that you are that decided that to remove your from your position as GM and that we've decided to separate you from the company effective immediately and so I just kind of sit there thinking there would be a bigger lead-in that that wouldn't just be it so I'm like well why because nothing was offered and he said your center is not turning around as fast as we expected it to and that was it and then he was gone that's it title and that was it and did you just kind of sit there like X huh yeah it was just kind of like what the fuck and I don't come here and so just my HR manager is just sitting there like this this isn't our process this isn't how this is supposed to work this you know he's just like freaking out because you know there'd been no mention about performance so you know there'd been no mention there'd been you know just kind of out of blue Wambam and also that my boss was also termed for the same like same thing same no notice same no anything what's worse is you know companies can do this it's what happens but you know and I wouldn't be a good you know megalomaniac if I didn't believe that companies could do that but they didn't offer any severance or anything they just that thanks by oh my god nice good swift kick in the ass that's throwing out like garbage and how long have you been at that company four years but I've been taking more than two days off in a row in two years nice yeah working you know 70 80 hour weeks so yeah so yay yay now I get a vacation but you know what Rodan this is I mean the fact that you haven't really had any time off in the last two years and I know that it I know that I said this to you earlier this may be a blessing in disguise yeah no I agree I need some time off and I need to be able to take that I'm gonna fight for severance those bitches and just take it from there okay well good for you I mean I'm glad that you're just not taking it sit down that you're gonna fight for severance because I when I asked Taylor I said you know did he they at least give him a severance package any kind of two weeks anything and he's like nothing I was just like that's lovely so yeah I mean just to kind of throw me out and you know in that manner it's just ridiculous and then you know meanwhile I'm getting like calls and text messages from all my managers and all my team members and when I went in yesterday to go clean out my desk they like tackled me and hugged me I couldn't breathe I just I would you have one of those like panic attacks you just you can't breathe you just surrounded by all these people and they want you to say something you know meaningful and I was just like oh my god so it was it was rough well I mean it's one of those things where you know as opposed to the absolute utter cliche of you know one door closes another one opens you know this might be the best thing for you yeah no I mean if this organization is turning into that type of organization you don't want to be there yeah so this way this gives you the perfect opportunity to move back to the same feet clear water every area here we are every up every up every up I have I have a um a side note on something that Taylor and I discussed at our last podcast okay did you know that do you know what now is the national organization for women mm-hmm they are apparently fuming over Wednesdays America's next top model I read about that I heard about that yeah because they said that the episode of the American's next top model that it's depicted the models as crime scene victims and was promoting violence against women I think that's kind of ironic considering it's a show about modeling yeah which should be considered a crime against women to start with thank you but putting them putting them in the gray spandex making them dance through light beams that is a crime against won't let's get real but it's a model on model crime so it makes it okay I just think it's kind of gross but okay whatever so I'll give you a side note there my favorite part of that whole thing is I think I write a commentary I don't remember who who it was essentially that Thyra was you know finally happy to get to kill all models under the age of 27 yes I put that on the line our fantasy I love that I love that you're quoting me speaking of quoting while I'm thinking about it we actually got a shout out on the cue cast Connecticut podcast this week where they actually talked about who so they said that we were a lot of fun and they talked about Taffy of course and they say well they said that they you reminded them of a woman named Sarah on the how much do we love podcast okay which is one of the pod which is one you listen to which is one that I listen to and absolutely love and I can see somewhat the comparison but then they were talking about how all the cool podcasts now have a female co-host and they were like we need a female co-host we need female co-host you should go be their female co-host they can't steal you Taffy you're ours I meant Taylor I know I'm gonna pay for that you are gonna pay for that lunch at least twice this week to Jesus absolutely though I don't know if I'll be able to eat or not starting tomorrow because I am doing something tomorrow morning that I have not done since I was probably a teenager and this is actually kind of gross that I'm admitting this on a podcast but I am going to see a dentist tomorrow morning oh my god thank you yeah it's it's time it's time for me to finally go wait it's time it's been 22 years but it's time it's time well actually it should have been time probably about six months ago because I was in I was working one day and I had to run into Target because I was out of underwear so that's okay to admit on the podcast and I don't know I'll say it's boss here for a second out of underwear I was out of clean underwear and I needed to pick up something and needed a fresh change like right then no no I needed I needed to pick up some sort of art supplies and while I was getting the art supplies because I was getting on my to a school I thought oh well I'll buy underwear because he needs to put glitter and stick exactly it's not where it needs to be bedazzled doesn't everybody's I mean because Jim sweater yeah Jim sweater I'm the keeper of thy gems so sorry okay back to your main story now I'm picturing Taylor in a sequenced bedazzled bear of underwear which just makes me giggle yeah that's gonna be the picture that's posted on so I go in there and I happen to be chewing some gum while I'm walking through through Target and I run into one of the families that I work with because you can't walk into gum at the same time no I was fuck you anyway so I was walking through Target and you know just happened to be you know get picking up my underwear and picking up my things and it was one of these situations where when I'm in Target or when I'm out and about I don't necessarily like to run into families because there's that awkwardness of because of the fact that I'm their counselor you know sometimes they want to talk about their problems and I'm like look I'm just trying to buy something or I'm just trying to you know read a book or I'm just trying to do you know whatever so and you know plus I don't want to be you know held responsible for if I say something to them you know then then I'm breaking confidentiality and all that sort of stuff plus I don't want these people to know what size underwear I wear so or what kind I wear so I grab my underwear and I go you know do all do my other shopping in Target and I'm standing in line at the cash register and all of a sudden just as I stand up just as I'm standing there just like put my stuff down on the on the the belt I hear this crunch in my mouth and all of a sudden sort of like you know put my hand up to my cheek really fast and start spitting out pieces of my tooth that's horrible yeah that's like a nightmare so I'm getting a root canal it's like bloody tooth so with pieces of gum mixed up and just as I'm standing there holding pieces of my bloody tooth and my underwear you realize you just alienated the four listeners we have to go the family that I'm working with comes walking up to the counter and they decide they want to start talking to me underwear in one hand bloody pieces of a tooth in my other so and they're like you know how are you doing I'm like I'm foreign or everything's you know and I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can and I'm sure I upset them because I wasn't being very friendly but you know holding my tooth in my hand just didn't you know seem like the appropriate time for me to so BBD's in one hand tooth play tooth in the other yes so and but that's the thing is I guess the tooth must have been dead because it didn't hurt afterwards but I had this like jagged tooth all the way in the back of my in the back of my jaw on my lower side and I've noticed that it's starting to get very sharp so and I've got you know where my teeth are starting to I just look at my teeth and I'm like it's time to worry about this so I mentioned something to Taffy the other day and she just sort of picks up the phone and calls her dentist and says I have somebody that needs to you know needs to see you and they scheduled me for nine o'clock tomorrow morning and Taffy is going with me to the dentist but I told her all that's so sweet on the condition that it's more it's more so to make sure that he goes that's really what it is I was gonna go there's no I'm not gonna go but you there's also the condition of no cell phones no camera phones no cameras no nothing so but you're gonna be in there like in the room with them yeah you have to understand that I am petrified of the dentist I go on a very regular basis but I just the sounds of a dentist so I actually chose a dentist specifically in Clearwater who allows you to put on headphones and watch TV and listen to your iPod and they're very very pro you know desensitizing every single sensory when you're having your dentist experience so it's very good that he's going there but she's wonderful and I think I think he'll do great but yes I definitely wanted to go I would hate to go by myself if I hadn't been in that long and I was afraid that wouldn't be cool I'm not really afraid I just the whole I'm afraid because it's been 20 years that they're gonna say okay well now you need to have 19 of your teeth ripped out and we're going to put in you know platinum teeth instead and it's gonna cost you $40,000 that's plus plus he's he's going to return the favor by attending my next OBGYN appointment I'm gonna ask if I can do the paps with a rusty nail that's what I'm getting you from your birthday this year it's this new speculum because if you ever want to freak out Taylor just say the word apisiatomy what is an apisiatomy for those of us who are not girl parts do you really want me to tell you that's when you're having a baby and they have to help by cutting thank you oh yes and right now Taylor is twitching in a seat going stop it's not my temples right now does that make spelunking easier later on the lawn king that's that sounds like it should be a flavor of an ice cream what flavor are you having spelunking now we'll this dentist who believes in desensitizing everything are they gonna give like Hitler a speech or like yell at him or belittle him like you eight years old no in fact what they're probably going to I'm why there's no question he's gonna get a speech I mean at twenty two years come on but I think that they're probably going to take it upon the first visit is nothing more than let's sit let's look at your mouth let's evaluate and then they're then they're going to schedule what they're inevitably going to do because she even said if he hasn't been to a dentist in that long we're not even going to touch his mouth until we've had a chance to look at it and analyze the situation and then move forward from there so yeah the last time someone did that something like that to me I had a root canal that same day I think the word root canal came up about eight times when I was talking to him about this not from them but from me to him because I said you know yeah root canals is going to be but now they do root canals now it's it's nothing you know they have you know it's one shot in the roof of your mouth boom bing you're done it's not like it's not like ten years ago or fifteen years ago where they had to go in with all the interesting little tools I think it's much much better now it is it is yeah but you know what they do down here I don't know if they do it over there because you know this is the drug capital world you're talking about sedation dentistry well sedation dentistry but just also the fact that if you get root canal they give you like three weeks worth of pain meds yeah you know I mean normally you know I've always had it where it's like I have to go to work that you know an hour after I get the root canal and now they have like three works for the pain meds and you get to you know be on bike it in for six months and you are making me want to go to this appointment no you're gonna be fine tomorrow is gonna be nothing you'll you'll do great and then after we leave we're going to take you to see 300 so you can be a big boy that would be like a lollipop oh we are going to see 300 tomorrow yeah I think we're gonna go over to e-born go to the premium since you've never been there so you can sit in the big comfy leather check chairs any popcorn after your dentist wait so they have a big premium section at central e-board they do it's actually it's one of the best theaters around here the sound system is amazing they serve real food real drinks you have to be over 21 to get in it's free popcorn they have the big leather high back chairs that are that like rock and there's just it's wonderful there yeah see we have that in Boca to the premier at the Boca movie co and it is awesome and that's where we saw 300 last night and it was amazing so it's definitely not a movie if you want to go like cry and you know have a emotional experience outside of you know watching people behead each other and blood splattering but yay well I figured after the dentist blood splattering would be a natural progression yeah it makes sense so Taffy do you have another one of your questions for us I do and actually this question is even out of my book this question is because what we went to see night at the museum last night and there's one scene where where the old night watchman tells Ben Stiller the new night watchman this place can get kind of scary at night so that got me thinking if you had to be trapped someplace or spend the night in someplace where is the scariest place you can think of I know the answer right away for that one where someplace where I would have to walk waist deep through water mmm like a sewer sewer or a dungeon of some sort or you know or an or a basement that's been flooded or something like that that would any movie where somebody is you know there's something swimming around but you don't know where it is and then it comes popping up behind the people or it just sucks and yeah that no no no no and you know what the visual is in my head right now when you're saying that what Swamp Thing with what's her name walking around with that like little lacy thing on and like big huge nipples because when I think Taylor I think lacy thing and big huge nipples he's never gonna invite us to come back from now on it'll be one-on-one I'm not doing this with the two yeah so Rodeon what Adrian barbo you can see the similarities so Rodan what would be your answer any night with the woman volume volumes volumes that speaks volumes that's a scariest thing I can I know that's not now come on I am a woman you and I can spend the night together we would laugh and have it would be a lot of fun spending the night with other specific women are the ones because your muscles certainly are special yeah those are the scariest women to spend right with them yeah right I'm trying to think that's an inside joke that nobody's gonna get that's okay sorry that's okay I don't do this for other people I do this for me exactly I think I don't know waist deep in water that's pretty scary I don't know what what's yours to have to all I'm thinking mine would probably be something like a mausoleum you know or a hospital let me tell you something when Taffy or when Taylor was just in the hospital if you're there at night and you're walking through and it's very quiet and all the floors are shiny and there's all the door openings that are closed and I don't know there's something a little creepy about being at the hospital at night because you know think of there's been a lot of scary movies where you know people jump out of the doors or they you know I don't know but that was kind of creepy being in the hospital at night and not actually being there to stay that was but I would think like a mausoleum just the because I think your mind would play a lot of tricks on you that would kind of be a good like you know pitch black forest in the middle you know middle of the night you know all the foresty sounds around oh yeah that would be that's right up there now we know okay you can always check out our blog which is okay so podcast at blogspot.com or you can email us at pot as my co-pilot at gmail.com or be our friend on my space at my space dot com backslash pot is my co-pilot okay well thank you all so much for listening this is Taylor the Latte boy Taffy Carlisle Huffington and Rodin see you guys next week bye bye bye guys keep with our assholes [Music]
