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(Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) (Music) When you're looking for a glassy beer, reach one more down low. Cause that means glassy. I'm going to start on that one. This is Jacob. Jacob is one of you Geekscapes. Welcome to Geekscape episode. I believe it's 45. Can you believe that we're that close to a year? 52 episodes, it's going to be 52 episodes pretty soon. It's a weekly show. This is Geekscape, movies, video games, and comics. We got some homies in the house. Go ahead and shout it out. What up? What's up? Derek over there? They got Andrew behind the camera. roommate's girlfriend going to work. roommate's girlfriend going to work. We're here in Texas, as you can tell by the attire, and the different pillows and things. We're in Jacob's apartment. How long have you been listening to the show? Since the Chrome. Since Geek Chrome. So that was the Revision 3 show. I heard we've been getting some shoutouts from TRS. Apparently. Thanks Danny. Thanks Jeff. Thanks Alex. Let's throw it back if you guys want to listen to more reviews of movies, video games, and comics. Go check them out. They're the totally rad show. We're going to do our own little version of reviews of movies, video games, and comics. From Texas. That's right. Mainly, I'm here for my high school reunion. Ten years. It's a bit of a mind fuck. Julian, update on that I'm sure. The update is, if you're in high school right now, don't make enemies with anybody who looks like they can use a knife. Because in ten years they'll still be able to use that knife. It'll be called a gun. And they'll hate you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. It just sort of bothers us. It just never goes away. What is it? The Avengers never goes away. No. It just eats at them. The thing is, the people, they just become, in high school I think everybody's fighting for their own identity. By the time ten years roll around, you have a better grasp with that identity in your, a more centered version of who you are in high school. People are like, what are you doing now? And I said, well remember my first job was at the comic store? My second job was at a blockbuster? Well, every week I still recommend people on what we use in one comic store. And I've kind of segued that into, you know, who I was. And I segued who I was and who I am. Right. And a lot of people have done that. And it was nice. You've actually got to the film career and everything like that. Yeah. The clicks. Okay. The clicks. The block buster. No. The clicks dissolve, you know. So if you hate the clicks in your high school now, they'll dissolve. Other people will be a little more ready to accept you. I got to tell you, start exercising. If you're out of high school, start exercising today. Cut the grains and the sugars out of your diet. Do some exercise every couple days a week. And I got to tell you, it felt really good to hear a couple of the really, what we've understood to be like hot girls back in high school. Right. And our caliber now. But it was good to see some of these chicks be like, Johnathan, you got really hot. I started a little dance party last night. Nice. And that's always fun. I try and move it around. That was good. Because people were kind of standing, talking. You're not going to make a life friend out of this. Right. They're not conducive to conversation. So you got to start a dance party. You know. So how did it? It was good. It's a lot though. Mentally. Having all these like. There are people you didn't even think about for 10 years. And it's a lot. You know what I mean? It's a lot of things coming back to you. Absolutely. So it was physically, mentally and emotionally worn out in like an hour. Just from having. It's a lot. How many people? You're ready for it? We had like 550 people graduate with us. The class of 35. But I think it's the same. I mean you're going to have a lot just turned back. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. The funny jokes that I would do was mid-dance. I would act like I was drunk and be like, I always loved you. It was some chick. You destroyed me. That was a joke. Another one that I said was walk up to somebody who's married. And walk up to somebody who's brought their wife or their husband to this event. Go up to them. Don't acknowledge their significant other. And walk up to them and be like, dude, she's here. She looks great. And then the wife's like, what the fuck is this? Oh, hi, I'm Jonathan. Nice to meet you. The baby is yours. She looks fucking awesome, bro. She's here. She's right over there. Oh, oh, oh. Hey, is this your sister? Yeah, and then it's okay to act a little bit cocky. I definitely use the line. Yeah, things have been okay. I had a bit of an accident. I got hot. But dress up a little, you know, in whatever. It's nice. It's fun. Is it for down really like success stores and people doing better? No. Like people on the lock and just like. We had an event that was free. It was a dick in high school. Yeah, we had an event that was free on Friday night and one that was 50 bucks last night. In the event Friday night, everybody's going to, you know, it was at a bar. This one last night had a $50 ticket, which I think is definitely worth it for like the material that you're going to walk out of this with, you know, like just it's fascinating. But the $50 definitely weeds out the motherfuckers. You know, it definitely weeds out the people who. Transam drivers? Yeah. Yeah. I think we had this dude, maybe a career criminal. Friday night, peel out, you know, probably rented a Porsche for the hour. Drug dealers have good cars, but they don't show up if it's a $50 ticket fee. Where's your drug money now, buddy? Yeah. Yeah. Fake in the fake. Very nice. So that's my advice. Yeah. It was crazy. But I passed up E4All in LA. It was a big video game conference. It was like, you know, in E3, you know, it broke up in a couple different things. Yeah, yeah. They split it all over town up early this last year. They split it up into different towns. Really? I think there was an event in Vegas. There was one in Santa Monica. The E3 was in Santa Monica this summer. Now they've got E4All and I was here. So next week, we'll talk about E4All. Do you know Morgan already, buddy? That didn't send anybody. Come on. People don't watch this show for Gilmore. Let's be honest. Nice. But, dude, it's good to have a escapist here. We met Thursday night. It's Sunday. In person. We've been talking online. It's Thursday. But we met, like, in the flesh. Right? And, like, that's the thing I like about this show. Like, making friends through it. Last time you came to Austin, you met another one of the four members, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's just all about community with this show. I like, as much of your show as it is mine. You know? Maybe probably more so because the good shit comes from you guys. Right. You know? 'Cause you're a bunch of the birds. So, we went to see 30 days of night. Midnight screening. Thursday. Monday. Well, technically, Friday. But, movie kicked ass, right? No, not at all. Not at all. What's this movie about? This movie is about vampires. And I think it's a remake of the Diary of Anne Frank. Yeah. Because, apparently, vampires cannot hear people in addicts. Like, they don't check out? No? To explain what Jacob's talking about, for those of you not familiar with it. It's based on the graphic novel. It's Josh Hartnett, plays a sheriff in a very northern town in Alaska that gets 30 days of night a year for one full swoop. The city is cast in 30 days straight of night once a year. And he's the sheriff. He's got to hold the town down during this problem. There are a bunch of vampires coming into town that are, you know, going to feast on time. So, it's kind of a survival horror. You've got to outlive these vampires. You've got to hide out in addicts. Exactly. In addicts. Much of the film. I like the thing. Basically, make some of the dumbest decisions ever that will ultimately get your town members killed. Instead of just, like, just laying down, you know, taking 30 days a year. Eating your can of spam or something, you know. Just chill out. Just survive. You know, just eat. Luckily, you were trying to run to different places to hide. I think that was a big problem. We've got to get out of here. Why? Why? Oh, crazy lie. For the plot. We've got to get out of here. Why? Because the audience is sick of seeing us sit here. Yeah. Exactly. And that's a big problem. The vampires are also dumb is a big problem. Yes. Look like I'm members of Romstone. That's true. That is true. That is really true. The director is your friend, Aaron, was laughing at it. A lot of the depictions of vampires. Yeah, there was a guy who makes me strange noise. Vampires have their own language, which would be cool if it wasn't based on gerbils. That's basically gerbilspeak. And David Slade is the director. I thought the graphic novel-- Did he study it, then? Yeah, he did hard candy, which I heard was actually a good movie. That was actually really good. Have you seen that, Derek? So you'd expect this movie to be better, right, Derek? But it's not. We don't see it, Derek. It's not hard candy, but-- It's got a way about it, this movie, that within the first 15 minutes you've seen all the style he's going to give you. It's basically done, I think. There's no progression of the style. There's no progression really to the characters. There's one or two beats that you see the characters come full circle as they come to terms with their lives. The Kurt Russell and the Thang character, which is the big guy. The guy lives in the outskirts of town, comes to town. Nice for everybody. Right. You definitely have that guy. He was good. He was a fun character. I think I liked him in that movie. But I think we can start spoiling. And I'm going to warn you guys. I think we should. It's spoiler time. Andrew and Derek haven't seen the movie. I'm going to throw a tone on at the end of this for those audio listeners, as you guys know when you hear a big beep. Come on back. But basically, at the end of the movie, Josh Hartnett has to-- The vampires have everybody down to the last few survivors. You should put it in contact, though. After copious acts of friends and family, mostly. Which is totally-- I like the accents. Friends, people who get bitten and then he has to just ask the fools. Josh Hartnett. What the fuck am I asking in this film? The love interest is trapped under a truck. Josh Hartnett, they're safe in this deal. The day is coming, Don is coming. Less than 24 hours. Less than 10 hours. And he sees that this woman is stuck under the truck. He loves her. With some random child who showed up in the last 10 minutes. She survived 29 days. You don't know how this chick is. This little girl survived 29 days. And it's like, I did not recall what part of that movie that Josh Hartnett-- Josh Hartnett. Josh Hartnett's losing family members, like villagers left and right. And this little chick shows up and she goes, I was watching SpongeBob the whole time. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. You know, I staked a couple people. He acts like three of his own friends. Yeah. Josh Hartnett's losing people left and right. But this five-year-old girl-- Is this random five-year-old girl? That's really funny. Put your losses. Hide out. Leave the little girl. So they're hiding. She's made it this far. She must be a badass. Josh Hartnett sees that this chick is out in the middle of the town hiding under a truck. The vampires are out and they've started to break the oil wells. The oil pipeline. And they're flooding the town of oil. They're going to light it on fire to finally bring everybody out and eat them. Is-- Why didn't they-- Are we flammable? Well, can you throw a mashing oil in the-- In the cinema world it is. But why didn't the vampires do this earlier? They're dumb in vampires. They're dumb in vampires. They also don't want evidence that vampires exist. Because that would end the party. Because they've worked for many centuries to make humans think that they're just a fable? Yeah. Everybody goes over that. Oh, we got to go. We'll go back to the-- There's a lot of dumb stuff. Josh Hartnett. So then you've got Josh Hartnett. What he does is he's got to save this chick that's under the truck. Because the truck explodes. It's done. He gets a needle and injects a dead vampire, puts the blood in himself. Becomes one of them so that he can fight them. Right? It makes sense. Right. Because the only way, the only way for those people to survive is for him to throw into a vampire and go fight him. Josh Hartnett becomes a vampire, goes out there, starts beating up the leader, fighting the leader. This and that little fist of legend moves going on. The whole time the chick is pretty slow about getting out from under the truck during this distraction. She ultimately gets out from under the truck. The vampires defeated. Chick didn't run anywhere. Truck didn't blow up. Oh. And he was only a vampire for ten minutes before the sun starts coming up. And the sun starts coming up. Chick. Josh Hartnett. You made a really bad choice. The truck is still there in Alaska. You can go there right now. Never burned up. Never burned up. This chick was never in any danger. But I think that ending is, tells, for the most part, what the big problem with the smoke it was, that the rewards weren't there. Is everything okay in her? I'm getting some wind noise. Yeah, you're going to get that. It's just electronic. You're going to get a little bit of noise. You are like the wind. And I am like Patrick Swayze. So, like, those are the problems. Was there a better ending in the graphic novel? No, the graphic novel is not unreadable. But I thought maybe that ending could have been better in the graphic novel, like maybe your answer. The problem here is that, like, you have a concept based very big, very largely on pacing. Right. It doesn't feel like... We need to feel that that girl, when she is under that truck, he's got to get to her now. And this fight has to end things for good. Right. You know? There's no closure. There's no ticking clock. I feel as though if there was oil going under the truck. Right, right, right. She's either got to get out of this thing or burn alive or drown. Right. If there was oil on it, then now you've got a clock. Now you've got something that Josh Hartnett has to erase against. He gets out there. That's a bit of a complication. And then he gets out there and there's more than ten minutes left. Definitely. He has to survive just as much in this fight against the final vampires. Right. And he doesn't even know. And he doesn't fight the other vampires while he's apparently this badass vampire? He turns into a badass within like ten minutes. He doesn't even know his new powers. So the movie is badly paced. And when you have a... The concept is great. I really expect a lot more. It's a really good concept and I expected a better thing. And it just seems like the story really wasn't there. Like I feel like there could have been something more. It just seems like such a great idea. But it was so poorly executed. Right. And then the main leader of the vampires quotes like... Does it quote Confucius? But he sounds like Confucius a lot of times. Like whatever did you notice in that? Yeah. Like he's like the unconquerable foe who tries to conquer will never be defeated. The script is really, really lame. At the end. And here is the one who fights back. They know what's great. They have Ben Foster. They have Ben Foster. Ben Foster was freaking phenomenal. Great character actor. Oh so good. Like very creepy vampire. What the fuck is that? I was talking to somebody the other night about what's the dude who plays Harry and Spider-Man. Oh. He has Franco. He has Franco. And kind of where he is. And I would like to see James Franco. I like the lot. I like to see him make a move like Ben Foster made. Like this dude from the notebook made with his heroin movie. Ryan Gosling had that heroin movie. Half Nelson? Half Nelson? He like oh now you are like. Yeah he hasn't really made a broken net. He's just been a character actor. He's done really strong when I think everything that he's done. I think Harry's really good. He's capable in that mode. It regards to Ben Foster. But I think Josh Hartnett is at that crossroads. Oh, the crossroads. After looking at Rislavin. Which I don't think you liked it at all. Not because of him. I didn't like it because it just wasn't. I liked him in that. Like I never really liked him before that. And then I saw his character in there. I thought it was really good. I would like to see Josh Hartnett make that same kind of transition into, you know, his next faculty actor. Did you see this thing about a French poor couple of talking shit on De Niro, Pacino, Jack Nicholson. How they don't challenge themselves anymore. And how they've just become like the kind of lady actors and so like that. They don't go for the roles that made them anymore. It's like. It was a great idea for someone. I think he did pretty good in the department. You know what? He's not like a I can take some of his criticism from somebody who didn't make Jack. All right. Like Copeland's make like Copeland's saying this. His daughters make better work than him. Yeah. Prizes for Copeland has some amazing movie. Some of the best movies. Oh, and I saw the trailer for the one he's got. I'm kind of like something new. Does it looks like you were with you or something like this? It looks like he's making more ideas. I know. There's like Nazis, but it doesn't really look like the set design and the costuming. It looks, it doesn't look high quality. I mean, it doesn't, you don't feel the error. Like in the trailer? This is a guy who, for the last 10, 15 movies, like years made movies that weren't in the caliber. What do you use to make? Dude. Right. Exactly. Let somebody else make the criticisms. You know? What have you done? Rainmaker? Who couldn't have? You can't ruin Grisha. Let's talk about filmmakers because I went and saw this movie. Gone Baby Gone. My homie Ben Affleck. Grisha Bill Makers. Yeah. Let's talk about Makers because my homie, what's up Ben? Directed this movie, Gone Baby Gone, put his brother in it, Casey Affleck. It's based on Dennis Lehane novel about a child kidnapping in Boston. And you know, the Catholics grew up there. It's got Morgan Freeman in it as a chief of police, investigations, and child abductions. And Ashley Judd is not in it. She's the girl. She's young. It is Michelle Monahan, who I like a lot. And the other guy Ed Harris. Ed Harris plays the detectives hired by the police to get further into this investigation. Casey Affleck and Michelle Monahan are a couple who are running independent investigations. They're hired by the aunt of the mother. Mother is a bit of a druggy. Once your kid back, but you see the best person to return a kid to. That's one of the issues that come up in this movie. There are a lot of issues that come up in this movie. It's a very smart script, got written by my boy. And the directing is really damn good. Did you work with anything else? No. We walked out of, we walked out of 30 days of night. And I wish there had been a style progression because there's a fantastic shot in 30 days of night where you see the entire city and you see the damage being wreaked. And it kind of set a place for, this is how bad things got. I would have liked to see that continue through the movie as the city and these people begin to erode from having to survive this. There's no progression. Looking at this gone baby gone stylistically, the movie starts out, you see Boston, you see the people living there. It's already not a happy picture because it's poor parts of Boston where this crime occurred. And as you're getting into these characters, the things have been, I'm going to call him Ben because he's a homie. The things that Ben is doing with the frames and the things that he's doing with the pacing of the shots and the way that he's blocking the actors, they start to show the compelling situation as the script goes on and on. There were places in this movie where I thought he was going to jump the shark. It felt like the movie, several points, started coming to an ending. And I was like, "Okay, so that's going to be the end of the movie. You can feel the ending coming." They get to it and then there's an additional scene and you're like, "Okay, get out." And then the end of the movie before your movie. Don't run this movie. It ends up adding this one piece that was a last line that you forgot about. It ends up opening up in whole new can of worms and that needs to be dealt with. That ends up doing it. Who co-wrote the script? I don't know who co-wrote it with my buddy, but Ben, the movie you made is close to the departed from last year. You're going to get Ed Harris possibly supporting actor Oscar. You're maybe getting a nomination for your brother if he doesn't get one from Jesse James. You did an amazing job, Ben. I need to tell you something one-on-one having just seen this Gone Baby Gone movie, which I think is phenomenal. Ben, it's going to call you after the post of this. I need you to do something for us geeks here on Geekscape. The movie is very reminiscent of the stuff that Ed Brubaker is writing with criminal. It's that world. It has those kind of characters. They're treated realistically. Everyone in this movie, including people you think are on your side, have an agenda. They have feelings about the events going on and what's best for who. I need you, Ben, to revisit Daredevil. Maybe not as Matt Murdock. As a director. I don't think Ben as Matt Murdock was what was wrong with Daredevil. I think he was fine as Matt Murdock. Maybe cast your brother Casey. He was great in this. Talk to your buddy Matt. My choice? Get the dude from Memento. Play a little Matt Murdock. I like that guy. Guy Pierce. I need you to write and direct a new Daredevil because I'm telling you if it didn't do it. If a Daredevil movie took place in this world with this movie, with this voice, with this atmosphere, it would be as good a Daredevil movie as Brian Michael Bendis and Ed Brubaker are making the comic right now. It would be a phenomenal movie, Ben. Us Geeks needs you to show the world why this Daredevil character and his stories are so awesome. He's not just like a third-rate Spider-Man clone. He's freaking double D. The character you and I both love. He thinks Ben's going to take over the Daredevil franchise. Come on Sony. I think we'll see. Look at this movie. I know there's politics, but Sony, look at this movie gone, baby gone, and tell me you aren't salivating at the idea of Ben Affleck. Saving the Daredevil franchise that a lot of people thought he killed before it started. Hey Ben, we need you. What do you think? Call me Ben. We need Ben. Look it up. Marvel's pretend that Hulk movie. Yeah, exactly. They can read the Daredevil. That was my version of Leave Ben Alone, the Britney Spears thing, but fuck the haters. Fuck the Ben Affleck haters. Never hated Ben Affleck. Leave Ben alone. Fucking leave Ben alone. The movie is excellent. So let's check it out. Is it limited release or is it? No. It's out. It was fifth of the box office, baby. I don't know. It's only like one trip. The movie is this year's. I'm working for him. The movie is very close to this year's departed. I mean Ben isn't that Scorsese, but he's going to be a phenomenal director with a very long career. And this is definitely a better movie than Mystic River, which I thought was a couple of minutes. Which I thought was, you know, people loving Eastwood. Although my baby gone was a better film. Let's talk news. Carl Urban, we knew what was going to happen. He's playing Bones in the Star Trek movie for JJ Abrams. He's a little older than the rest of the cast, but come on. He's gruff. Is that the most recent or are you going to go wrong? Carl Urban is going to play him. Siler from Heroes is going to be Spock. Yeah. He's got the eyebrows, which really helps. I'm not a Trekkie. I'm really damn excited for this. I am too. I don't know about the Sulu casting though. Well, the thing is, the thing is like... It's Japanese. They cast a Chinese name. You were saying last night, Derek was saying last night, you need to cast a Hero. Yeah. From Heroes. Oh, if he doesn't be an annoying thing. Yeah. Look at Andre. What do you think of it? I think. I'm telling you right now, the audience is going to hate Andrea's zooms. Really? Andrea. My audience, I like your zooms. Andrea. I like your zooms. My audience, they're like, "We just want to see two dudes sitting there." Just sitting there. No zooms. She's trying to make an interest. Hey guys, she's trying to give you something visually. Do they get mad on the "Injured Cheerleaders" episode? No, they get mad. Those ones, BJ, does his zooms and I'm like, "Yo, you're not mad at BJ. You're mad at yourself." That's right. Nothing wanted to see him do themselves. That's right. So the "Justice League" movie looks like they're trying to cast younger Flash, younger Wonder Woman. Is there any casting in there? No. Jessica Beale. Jessica Beale. What? She said she didn't want to be anchored to any kind of genre. Jessica Beale goes, "Now that my acting career is in its prime..." With good luck, Chuck, and whatnot, you know? Jessica Beale. That was Jessica Beale. Oh wait, I kind of like Jessica Beale. Yeah, I do too. But... I don't hear these... That movie is pretty bad, dude. She just wants to make bad comic movies so that nobody wants to see sequels and she's not tied to a franchise. You know? Who do you see as Wonder Woman? I don't know. Who do you see as Wonder Woman? I see don't rush this movie and don't rush this script. It's too much of a big... I don't know. Maybe they have a phenomenal script. I ain't read nothing. Maybe it's a great script. Maybe it's going to be a good movie, but... Who's writing the scripts? Did you read what happened? You read the scripts? Yeah, I read the excerpts from it and I read also parts from the Wonder Woman script that had been submitted whenever they had Joss Whedon doing Wonder Woman script. They kicked that out because they didn't like what he wanted to do with the character and felt that he wanted to go a different way with it. Well, at the same time, these two guys have written Wonder Woman script. It was like Gladiator meets Charlie Vangel's kind of thing where it starts off with Steve Trevor trying to escape from something. Derek, get over here. Derek, did you hear what he... This is... Do you hear what he... This is... No, you were just sitting right here. Feel free to give D a little... There was much... There was much detail to do there. You know some shit about this. He's read a book report. Gladiator meets Charlie Vangel. That sounds like a fucking upchuck. Well, it was the script that these two guys had written and they gave it to... Well, Joel Silver's company actually bought it. And they decided they didn't want to do a period piece and it was actually set in the 1940s and she was going to be... It said that whenever he escaped from the Nazis, I'm assuming, or it was a Middle Eastern country, they hadn't quite decided. Whenever he flew away in his plane, it was going to be like a gladiator scene. But with Wonder Woman as the Russell Crowe kind of character. And, you know, just a huge arena fighting all the other Amazons. And then, you know, she discovers him, meets him, and it's something to save Pandora's box. But they actually ended up not going with that script and then moved forward with the Justice League. Do you think that has a launching post for Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman? I don't know if they'll do a Martian man or a movie, but that would be cool. So who's Scott Trevor? Steve Trevor. Steve Trevor. Who is that? I don't read... We don't read Wonder Woman. She was her male lowest-lane character. Wow. She had a male lowest-lane character. What kind of idiot would you have wanted to see? I think kind of the whole female gladiator thing would have been kind of interesting to at least see. To give it kind of a more, I don't know, violent kind of physical edge, at least to it, instead of being some kind of campy thing that carried over from the TV show, which is what Whedon had said that he wanted to carry some of that campiness with it. And he wasn't going to let her fly. He was going to make her hop. What? Hulk? He was going to make her do like the Hulk because... Did the giant jump? I like Whedon, but I don't know about that. Yeah. Sorry. He said that one of the quotes that I read, of course, they could have muscular, but one of the quotes I read that he said, they already had a guy that flew, so they didn't need a girl to fly to. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Yeah. So anyways, but now that is... She takes the train. And now they... She takes the subway. That guy from... Is it Warner Brothers? Is she the statement that they weren't doing anymore films with women in the lead? I heard about that because of... Yeah, they had that brave one. The brave one. Which actually it was good. You saw brave one? No, I haven't seen it, but I heard it was good. And invasion. They made all of those films that didn't do very well. I did see Death Wish, though. So, you know, some of those men have been a cool kid in a Daniel Craig movie. Yeah. Oh yeah, that didn't do too much. Nobody saw that. Yeah. And the reaping. You saw the Hillary swank, you know. That didn't seem no invasion. There's no way you were going to get me a set. That kind of thing. I think... I don't agree with this sentiment. You see it, Adria? I don't agree with the sentiment that it's... Adria is the characters that are the problem with the movies. Yeah. That same studio kick ass with... The Eastwood movie that I just talked about. The... They call her baby? Miss. $4 million. In the... Yeah, look at the aliens franchise. Every time the aliens franchise moves away from having a female protagonist, you have problems. Well, I mean, maybe it's the same company that made Batman Begins. And everybody's creating themselves to get the dark night. So they could do something like that and turn it into an incredible film that everybody wants to see or they could turn it into Catwoman. And nobody's going to want to see it. Yeah. That's the problem. It's about evil makeup. And it's about riding it and stopping to... Stop trying to turn it into, like, make her into some sexy person, you know, and let that drive your story. Because... If Wonder Woman was less about... Wonder Woman can be more of a badass than Batman fighting. She's a better fighter. She's a warrior princess. You know, like, she's an Amazonian, like... Right. Is she both right? Or is just a bracelet? Just a bracelet. But, I mean, if she is an incredible fighter beyond what Superman and Batman is, that's her edge. It's not about flight. It's not about this. It's about... Gladiator. She's a freaking fighter. That's a good angle. She's the best fighter on the justice league. Focus on that. Focus on what makes these people different. Right. And not the fact that she's a woman. Right. You know? Yeah. That's right. They could just put it... Give it some kind of different edge than what they're actually, I think, shooting for, you know, they go more for what people want than what it actually should be, I guess. For me. People don't necessarily know what they... What they want. A gambler del Toro said there's a satisfactory ending and there's a happy ending. Sometimes they are the same things. I think you always should go for the satisfactory ending rather than a happy ending. Because the happy ending oftentimes feels like the cop-out. Some pants up right there for you. Yeah. The ending of A.I. Yeah. You know? I would have been satisfied with the little robot boy at the bottom of the ocean. But then you have this ending. That's another film that feels like there's an ending and then it goes again. Right. Here we go. I really thought Ben Affleck was going to kill the movie with these extra endings and all they did was make the movie a lot better by continuing the issues. So, dude, thanks Derek. We will call you back on later today. But also while we're talking like remakes and things like that, all he was doing, the remaking Hellraiser, I don't have a problem with it. I think Hellraiser is an amazingly designed guy. I think it's a great design for, you know what I mean? The pinhead, I think it's amazing. But the movie is well directed. It's got some cool stuff. Yeah. Nothing's that whole. I don't have a problem with remakes. I tend to not have a problem. They're remaking the Warriors, which is really pisses me off. Guys, you will see-- Warriors is a classic. You do not fuck with the Warriors. You can fuck with it. I solo on it on DVD. You know what I mean? The Warriors will always be there. Right. You know? It's the revisionist stuff where you take Star Wars and you add CGI and Greedo this and Greedo that. That's the problem. You know? But even Lucas has gone back and given us our original version. So Lucas, I'm good with you. Let's pause real quick and talk about NetRiver.net, our sponsor. Every episode I got to talk about NetRiver. The facility up in Seattle, they're powering us. If you guys want a hosting plan, a domain name, you guys want to do your online games with your buddies. You needed somebody with a server to put it on. Right. NetRiver.net. Sign up. Email sales at NetRiver.net. And if you put in our little buddy Gilmore as your code, checking out, just put Gilmore in your checkout. You're going to get 10% off. And they're already pretty damn affordable. So check them out. NetRiver.net. And you want to talk comics? Let's talk comics. Yes. Can we talk? Are we doing okay on top, Andrea? Where are we at? We're at 34 minutes. 34 minutes. So we got 25 minutes left in the show. Let's talk about Brian Michael Bendis. Somebody who's got a lot of heat from me because I feel like he's spinning tires sometimes in his stories. He gets to a point and it's successful and he continues to just tell the same story over and over again. People are going to hate me, but I think his daredevil run lasted a few issues too long. One had some fresh energy in there. He put two issues out last week. Just having to come out powers, number 26, I believe, the one under the icon in front of Marvel. And Mighty Avengers. You're either one of those. What? I don't really know what. I was pissed at Bendis the week prior because I finally read the New Avengers. No, no. It's Mighty Avengers 5 or 6. And there's New Avengers. You got two Avengers teams. He's writing both of them. Okay. The cover of this New Avengers. So didn't like the X-Men thing? I mean, I'm okay with Divided teams as long as the writing stays consistent and both issues are good. I like for now the Avengers stuff. I'm into this. They're starting to get into the stroll invasion stuff with both books. And you had this cover on New Avengers with Wolverine with his Venom symbiote taking him over. And I was like, fuck yes, the prior books ending was all these symbiotes attacking like New York City. And I was like, dude, this is cool. Action, action, action. And I see this cover. I'm like, Wolverine's going to fucking become this Venom monster thing. It's going to be bad ass. I got an issue about Tigra. Oh, man. That was awesome. Why is he on the cover like that? I don't know. That was freaking teaser there. Marvel? That was fucked up. What you did to me. That was fucking bullshit. I'm hoping to get some symbiote Wolverine in the next issue because you owe me on this one. I read a damn issue about Tigra. You know, I know who the Tigra is. Tigra is some chicks. She gets her own tiger issue. Yeah, she's on her mainly. What's with the symbiotes? What does that have to do? I don't know. I heard about the scrolling game. I don't know yet. But some people won't tell me. They're making me wait. I have to sit to the symbiote. Or just coming from the symbiote. No, basically. I don't know yet. But basically the criminal underworld in Marvel is starting to get their shit together and join up against Tigra. Tigra. Because as we all know, Tigra is the real threat out there. Well, Tigra is the only hero who can save us. So I was pissed. And then I read this Mighty Avengers, which was just clean. Fun action. You know, they're fighting this new Ultron and took over Tony Stark's armor. He's kicking all their asses. I'm pretty much into it. Hank Pym. Tony Stark is supposedly dead. Whatever. And so Black Widow's in charge of shield for this interim. And she's trying to figure out with Hank Pym, like how did it get this, you know, this Ultron armor, you know, off Tony or whatever. And it's just kicking all their asses. Sending all their old Ironman armors toward attacking the Avengers. They're fighting all these different Ironmans. And Ares, who's the God of War in the comics, kind of took the Thor role on this team. He goes, "Send me in there." Hank, you can drink people, right? You're a man. String me instead. You're in there. And so that's fun. He cuts the head off of a... He puts his sword into an Ironman and it frets his and he rides it around. Silly? Yes. Fun? Yes. I'm okay with it. It's a common book. You know, more realistically, he wrote a really good powers issue finally. Powers is his crime investigation. It's kind of like a CSI. I'm not ever in powers. It's kind of like a law and order. If they're superheroes. That's another book that I feel like every story art is kind of the same. I feel like this last issue started moving, reestablishing a new direction for the book. And I was really excited to finally see a fresh issue. So Bendis got off my shit list this week. That was big news for me. If you guys want to steer clear superhero books all together. The Luna brothers? Good girls? Right. Have you seen her? Have you read girls? Like Ultra? The Luna brothers? Yes. The girls is great. They have this new book that came out this week called The Sword. And I hadn't read anything about it. Didn't even know it was coming. I just saw that it was on the shelf and I got it. It's about a girl in her family and she's in a wheelchair. Opening scene. Father wakes her up from bed. And the Luna brothers are really good with things like reveals, which is a really good. I think these guys could be good film directors. Because you see this girl wake up in bed and the father brings her breakfast and stuff. It's not revealed until the end of the page or the term page that she's in a wheelchair. So the drama is interesting because they're giving you these things. Father goes to the airport, picks up the mom. The older sister has moved out of town or moved out of the house. The four of them are all at dinner. Having a nice conversation in there, their dialogue is awesome. Their writing is great. It's just realistic, it's not earth, but not boring to where you aren't learning things about these characters. It really makes them accessible. What else are they written besides that? They did the art for Bendis' Spider Woman series. But this ultra is about a superhero. And the girls is about it. I don't want to spoil it for you, but this girl shows up in this small town. It starts to multiply with eggs. Fuck it, it's so bizarre. And it's so bizarre, but I think it's great. So they're sitting here having dinner, this family. And there's no other door. Older sister goes to get the door. Dude walks in and says, "Oh, don't bother yourself." In fact, don't make any sudden moves to the father. The father's like, "What's going on?" And he says, "Where's the sword?" This family, you've had a totally normal thing up to this point. He goes, "Where's the sword?" These two people come in with him and he suits, male and female. And the father's like, "I don't know what you're talking about." He's like, "Don't fuck with me." They start using mental powers to take bricks out of the wall and shoot them and his wife, his daughter. They like the place on fire. They choke this dude with a fucking vader chokehold. This girl falls on the floor and she's crippled. So she's on the floor. And this isn't spoiling anything because it's the first issue. And it's intense. They kill his sister. They kill her mom. They kill her father. And they're like, "You killed him. I told you not to kill him." And he's like, "I don't have total control of these powers. I'm sorry." And they're like, "Okay, kill her." So the way they kill him is intense. And this girl who is now on the floor, unable to walk, they start lighting up the house on fire. Two men walk out and the woman, they're like, "Kill her." And the woman brings the roof down on her. And she ends up in the basement. And she's barely alive. And you're like, "This is really good." It hits you. When these people come in and start fucking up their lives, it hits you. It's a really... You just don't know what the hell the sword is, right? She's in the basement. They've left. And she's crawling out from one of this rubble that collapsed on her plate of the floor. And she sees a sword sticking out of the floor. And she grabs it and pulls herself out of the rubble and stands up holding it. And that's the last page. This is the crippled chain? Oh, man. That sounds really good. That's all I know, because that's all that was in the issue. But it looks like the Lunar Brothers are going to have another fucking cake. What are you reading? I just got done reading. I read a couple, actually. I read a sleeper for the first time. It's a little bit older, but I think it's actually completed. It's gross. You've got to go see gone. You've got to go see gone, maybe gone. It's so good. It's very good. Well, I actually got criminal also. I read the first trade of that. It was really good. It had some surprises. It's like people die. It's kind of completely wraps itself up in the first trade. You're like, "Where's it going to go from here?" Yeah, in the second trade. Secondly, I don't know where it's going to go. I like the first story arc in criminal. The second story arc is better. Really? Yeah. The first one is pretty damn good. I loved it. Also reading Walking Dead. Absolutely. Love it. He actually, Jonathan, had the trade the other day. And it was over at his house hanging out. I go, "Don't put that down!" He kind of flicked toward the back and kind of got a major spoiler. You saw a really bad splash page. You saw a really bad splash page. I saw something that was really that splash page. Full page. Sorry. You can't fuck around with these things, friends. We'll ruin it for y'all, but ruin it for me. That's why I only told you guys about the sword issue one. Because it's obvious that this story is going to get even better. It's like, I feel it glowing. You just read the issue online. For free. You know. Also, straight bullets and... Straight bullets. Chasm has one. I don't know. One reason why. David laughs from every now and then does work for like the big... It was, I think like a year gap in like a couple of the issues. It's for not only eight months or something. That first issue of straight bullets, which you guys can find on the straight bullets trade, is one of the best single issues I've ever read in my entire life. It's about two knit widths trying to dump a body. Yeah. Straight if normal. And I read it whole time. To let you guys know how late this book, usually, how erratic this shipping is. I read that issue. I would say junior year in high school. Yeez. It was a long time. I just went to my high school reunion lab. I just went to my voice a shot. They're on issue 45. I think so. I think so. That's... Maybe in the 50s? In maybe in the 50s. Yeah. I always forget to pick it up just because it's so long with the trays. I mean, you know... He did, he did, he did like a murder me. He did like a murder Noire Finney series in the middle of the year. He did a murder in the back. I didn't really like it. It's okay. He did a very good Punisher Daredevil thing for Marvel. I'm down. I think he's writing some Batman book. Yeah, he's written some Batman stuff. And the thing is, I mean, it's not a Tights book. Straight bullets. Which is just like... I don't need nights. Yeah. It feels a little like one of those styles. Look at that. It's kind of... It's really good. It's really good. Highly recommended. Derek's reading like a motherfucker. Derek, are you going to talk about what you read? You read it. What do you recommend to the people? Well, I have been reading Frank Miller and Jim Lee's Batman, Robin Boy wonder. Okay. Now, what you just heard was Derek admitting to continuing to not give up Frank Miller and Jim Lee's all-star Batman and Robin Boy wonder what everybody else gave up on this book. The printing of it, the publishing of it took forever. There were like two months of coming between issues. Why are you still reading this book? Because I've faith that it's going to come back. Your faith that it's going to come back? I have faith that's something... How many issues does it seem itself? Right now, I think it's on... Man, I want to say nine. I want to say nine. This book is ass. It's been for a while. You know, going for a while is what it feels like. It feels like I've been reading it for two years. It's like taking two good things that you like to eat and putting them together and it just tastes like shit. Right. It sounds like a Jim Lee. It sounds like a Jim Lee. It sounds like a Jim Lee. I love Frank Miller. I love Frank Miller. I love Frank Jim Lee. Put it together. I feel like I'm eating shit. It's just real rough, man. The last one, though. The new take on the Joker. The new take on the Joker? What's he like? I feel that, like, giving that away would give away a time. Oh, give away the guy. Oh, come on. Nobody in my life is reading it. Do we need him on Mike? Get over here and tell us about the Joker. Are we doing okay? Where are we at on here? 46 minutes. Okay. What is this? In the latest issue, the Black Cara Canary is a scene. She's a hooker or some shit. She's a bartender and an ass kicker and Irish. And so she and Batman have, like, some kind of make-out shadowy, sexy scene. And even one of the captions is we keep the mask on because it makes it better. And now, Derek? Oh, it's not. If I start to cut it out, I'm going to cut it out. I'm going to cut it out. I'm going to cut it out. It makes it better. And now, Derek? Oh, it's not. If I start to cut myself, don't be offended. Keep going. So, anyways, they've been wondering who killed Robin's parents and at the end of this issue, Batman shows up at the cave and he throws this guy on the ground. He's like, "This is Jocko, whatever his name is." And he's like, "He's just a hired hitman. This is the man who killed your parents." So, we're going to have to chop his head off and swing back, back, back, back. Brings it down and it slices right to his face, right here. Joker. Makes the Joker. Oh. To be continued thing is a big Joker card. And it's like, "Ah, shit." So, we'll see what happens. Are you excited? They've made this into a more violent, like, what is that? We're going to rat. We're going to fucking rat. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Making Robin eat the rats, like, catch rats in the-- This Batman is rough. He's even the boy wanted to act someone. Isn't that kind of, like, anti-Batman? Like, he doesn't kill anybody, right? An entire paragraph of dialogue is goddamn, and that is every other word to the whole thing. It's, you know, it's-- You're going to cut his goddamn head off. Josh Hartenet in 30 minutes. Josh Harten. You should have gotten Josh Hartenet to cut his head off. She picks on it. Black Canary picks Josh Hartenet for his Batmobile. She's like, "You drive your car, it's called the Batmobile." And it's like, "It's my goddamn car. I'll call it whatever I goddamn want to." Your name is Black Canary. Exactly. And you're just like a prostitute. Man, oh, man, that's so horrible. And you're a bartender, apparently. Yeah. That sounds horrible. Yeah. But I have faith. Something will come back. Something will happen. Now, understand, I'm back in Texas. There's a lot of faith here. A lot of faith. You know, it's a-- It's a-- It's a red state. It's a red state. We're very big fans of the Alamo, and everything. We're very big fans of buildings like the Alamo, but not people like flags. It's terrible. People? It's not important. Buildings? Great. Yeah. Totally. Baby Jesus. Baby Jesus. Amazing. Baby Jesus. Big on fictitious characters, but not real people starving in the streets. Exactly. That's how we do. Get her done. That's Texas. Wow. So, Derek, thanks a lot. Yeah. Anything else? Well, that one, you know, I've been hoping that something would redeem it and bring it back. And it just hasn't. And I've been trying to pick up the Justice League, because it's been reduced Justice League, didn't it? No, it was a guy who wrote all of the-- My Christ, Turner, was doing the cover hours. The covers, but it was the guy who wrote Identity Crisis. It was-- But it wasn't. But it wasn't. Oh, it was. Yeah. When Morrison revamped it back in the '90s, that was a cool kind of thing, bringing it back with the '7. And Boosiek did a great job. The White Martians and bringing them all in. And then this whole revamp, it's kind of like after the whole Infinite Crisis thing, and they had Wonder Woman kill that guy, and that, you know, it's like they were using that to make it as the entire DC universe can be more violent. Right. And it's going to be a little bit more dramatic. And now in this Justice League, they've had the Red Arrow having sex with Hot Girl, and so if you didn't know that, I'm sorry, I'm not bad. There you go. Keep going. Yeah. Anyway, it's like interspatial. Interspatial. And it's like the Vixen in it. She, you know, can pull powers from animals, and now she's lost those so she's pulling them from the superheroes, siphoning off the other superheroes. And it's kind of interesting how that whole thing has unfurled, and you found out that she can't actually use what power she's supposed to be using. So I've been reading that, kept up with the Amazon attack, saying, "Let's Wonder Woman," and all of them. Were you amazed with Big Bart is death? Big Bart is death. Thanks. I didn't know that happened. When did that happen? Oh, man. No, I didn't even know that she died. She just killed one of the books. And one of the Amazon attacks. Are you reading, are you in this 52 countdown thing? No. I haven't been reading. Yeah, they addressed it in the last one. I read 52, but I haven't read Countdown. Oh, yeah. All these new gods dead. They're killing all of them off the 101. Well, they've been issuing those big, like, two-page spreads, you know, these dramatic things that are happening. You gotta go read this. Dude, we got a guy, you gotta listen to our show. There's a guy named Ian who comes on here. He loves all his DC. He called me when he goes, "Dude, they did something huge." And I'm a Marvel zombie. They killed Big Bart and I'm like, "Cool." I go back to flying Universe Wars on Facebook. Universe Wars, nice. Yeah, Marvel Zombies 2 came out. That was okay. It was not bad. What's going on in that? You want to talk video games? We got like a couple minutes left. We got to talk video games. Yeah. Thanks, D-Rex. Yeah, man. Thank you. D-Rex is the game name. Video games. You wanted to know if you should get a Wii. I think you already have 360. That's correct. But if you want to change it from this to something a little more, it's just a different way of playing a new game. Wacking? Yeah. Yeah. Really interested in Wii Sports. I hear it's quite fun. I hear, like, most people buy, like, one or two games for the Wii, you know, other than Wii Sports. It's great. You can actually go back to Wii Sports. You can have Andrea over. You can have Derek over and you can just play new games. It's a very good social system. But, you know, I'm looking at a PS3 soon. Because I want that Russian clank game. I'm really excited about it. I think it's worth a good price. Yeah. I mean, you know, this is bad. I hear the price is going down again. You're dropping the price again. But they're also discontinuing the PS3 that allows you to play PS2 games and PS1 games. I think that's a mistake. I think... The backwards compatible? I think the... I think people when they get their Xbox 360, they enjoy the fact that they don't toss out their library. Same thing with the Wii. I really like that I could put the old Mario Kart 60... GameCube in there. Yeah, Xbox Live, I think, is way better from my heart. Yeah. I love the Xbox Live. I like the Xbox 360. I like the Xbox 360. People want to play their old games. And I think that getting rid of a PS... I think that getting a PS3 that doesn't... I don't want a PS3 that doesn't play PS2. Because I still want to... Do you have my PS2 games? Do you have a PS3? Well, I beat the God of War. But if I got a PS3, I would like to get you out of War II. I would like to get some of these PS2 games. That was really good. I never played... I never played... What was this one with the giant monsters? What was it? Shadows of the Colossus. I never... I never worked my way through Shadows of the Colossus. Yeah, I thought that was really good. I would like a chance to do that on my PS3. And Sony says, "Too bad." Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. Because I mean, it seems... How could they have one model that does do that? But then another one that doesn't? It's at the point with these 40 instead of just like a CD card drive. I don't even know what PS3 to get. Yeah, they get too many price-scuse, I think. Too many models. And now that the models are actually doing physically different things, you're competing against yourself, Sony. Like, you're creating a fourth competitor to... You're dividing your audience. And I don't know. I mean, it's not my business plan. I don't know, I don't know this shit. I've just been playing universe wars on Facebook. You saw a big fan of it. I signed up, but I haven't started playing yet. You should plan a time consuming. No, what I like about these Facebook apps, and it's cool because mySpace announced that they're going open source as well, and they're going to start allowing third-party developers to make... Because we're losing people, and we're using more Facebook. We talk about some MySpace. Let me tell you, Geekscape, our community kicks ads. Check it out on the Geekscape forums. We all are playing Scrabulous, which is Scrabble on Facebook. Stay away on Gilmore to take us turn. Thanks a lot, Gilmore. You're doing great, Gilmore. We'll wait a couple days. So, we're in a community. We love playing these online apps because we've all found each other on Facebook. Now that we know each other on MySpace, it'll be fun to play some of these things as well. I agree. That's the strength of what this show is, and it's been so rewarding for me to almost like a year in. I've made all these new friends for homies. We hang out and we play online games, which is kind of the purpose of having this online community so we can all play together. I've got to get my Xbox Live back up so that I can play gauntlet with you guys because I really want to run around and maze with you Mofos. But this universe wars is kind of like a really scaled-down version like one of these Age of Empires. Yeah, the Empire games. Kind of a resource building. Right now I'm in Shaq. You start out in like a Shaq's and like you have to start mining and farming. It's very appropriate for you. Yeah, well, you start doing all this and you build yourself up. And ultimately you build a school. Now I have universities and... The military. Dude, I have my military. I'm about to work my way up to the next age from the Discovery Age where probably we're developing cities. Cities. Why not? But I'm telling you, if you guys start universe wars now, I've already got military capabilities. I will come to your place and I will kill you and I will rape your women and steal your food. It's huge. Do not start building too many houses. This is my advice to you. Don't build too many houses too early because your population go up and you have to explore. You have to explore to find things like gold mines, silver mines, oil. You have to explore to find those things. You also have to explore to find farmland. If you don't have enough farmland, you don't have enough food. Those are building houses because I didn't have so many people. My populations are great. Oh, my silos are empty and they're all starving. Because every turn, people need to eat so much. But I'm not producing that. Is there an vacuum? Is there an ingle here? I started destroying the houses. Move out, you motherfuckers! I'm fucking about down! So I started demolishing houses to run the population down and keep it curved so I could actually feed them and keep growing. Where's the ingle? I don't know. Ultimately you can fly into space and start taking over other planets. It's depth. It's universe wars. It ain't shack wars. It's universe wars. It ain't housing population problems. It's wars. I don't know. I'm excited by this MySpace open thing. To see if we can get some cool games on that. Because I think that's a web community that's dying. Like a motherfucker. I don't want to mace his gift card. I don't want to mace his gift card. I don't want to hear my webcam. Or all those chicks who want to be friends. I don't want that. And they got their sexier pictures on another website. Just got to click the link, baby. I'm sick of that stuff. I'm sick of that. I gotta tell you, I'm not really a big fan of Facebook. Just because you go to your main profile page and there's just so much fucking information. It's like, this dude I talked to maybe five years ago we were friends. Just made friends with this other chick. And it's like, why do I need to do that? Is there any way to turn that off? Yeah, do you know all that information that you do? I think you can limit the alerts you're sent. Way too much information. Too much information. But at the same time, I like the more private settings. I like the fact that you don't need old guns. I can't look at you. Somebody's profile and it crashes your system. Because they got a million music videos on the motor here. In like, sprinkle flowers. Oh. The glittery. Have a nice Friday. It's like, have some chicks on my face. Yeah, you're a fan of Tinker Bell. I get it. You're still a slut. You might like your cartoon characters on there. Just tell us a lot. Somebody does that for sure. I don't know, but I like it. Big movies. Big movies on my face. Go to the camps. Guys, for you listeners, Andrea's hot. Oh, that's so sweet. You don't get that. What, wave in front of them? That's all you're gonna see. That's all you're gonna see. That's all you're gonna get. You only get fingers. That's all you can. You're gonna get fingers. Love you. Thanks for shooting this show, too. Good job, Major. Next week, we're gonna talk about E-for-all. I gotta give myself a Halloween outfit because it is that week. Are you excited about that? I know what I'm gonna be. I don't know what I'm gonna be. You gotta get myself a giant unitar. I know that one. Unitar? What are you doing for Halloween? Skeleton? Skeleton? You're gonna do a skeleton? Yeah. My husband and I are gonna go and communicate in Nashville soon. Our husband and her are going to communicate in Nashville. They do swings, so don't lose heart. We're doing okay on time, but I think the show's coming to us. Two minutes? From progression? Two minutes. Here's the culmination of our program. We got shirts like this at dkscape.net. We have a Myspace profile. dkscape.net/myspace. Wait, wait, Myspace.com/geekscape.net. Without Gilmore here, I mess it up. Myspace.com/geekscape.net. Thanks. For my close up. We got a Facebook group. You go to the search function in Facebook. Look for Geekscape. You're gonna join our group and play us in the universe wars and scrabulous. We got to tow bags. We got to tow bags at the Geeksape store. All right. On Facebook, Gilmore is really into this spaceman game where you have to play some caves. Your character just drops, but if you press the mouse button, he rises. So you have to kind of navigate this cave. In the further you get, the more points you get. I think it's the equivalent of pushing a button for your food in a cage. Dude, universe wars, you got to be strategic. You got to allocate resources. This is Gilmore. This is Gilmore. No, he's not. He's even scared to take an IQ test because I took the IQ test and it shows you what your friends' IQs are. There's only one guy smarter than me and my friends list. I got a 133, which is about 33 points above average. I'm bending spoons in your kitchen with my mind. As we speak. But dude, this is Brad Bullock, one of our friends in one of the Geekscapes, 138. I'm gonna have to use a weapon if I want to take him down. You can't have wizard mind battles. You're gonna get Josh Hardness ax. I'll get the Josh Hardness ax. So Facebook, forums, netriver, checkout geekscape.net. I love you guys. We'll see you next week back in LA. We'll talk about E for all. And Ben, do Daredevil. I love you.
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