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Geekscape 39: How To Make a Unicorn

Guest Co-host: Ralph Apel from The Dharmalars! - Reviews: "Shoot 'Em Up" and "3:10 to Yuma"! News: Toby Maguire goes RoboTech! A Geekscapist visits DragonCon! Comics: Lobster Johnson! Captain America: The Chosen! Spider-Man: One More Day! Video Games: Ralph and Jonathan are online Metroid buddies! Jonathan's addicted to Piccross! Ben tells us how to make a unicorn! Jonathan talks to Uwe Boll and the cast of Postal! Forums: What the most disturbing thing you've ever seen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 11 Sep 2007
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George Clooney and Brad Pitt's new movie, Wolf, is on Apple TV+, September 27th. That's where I want you to be now. So if you want to see George Clooney and Brad Pitt, go to Apple TV+, You've got to start the story there. Or if you want to see Brad Pitt and George Clooney, go to Apple TV+, I am enjoying the show. And if you want to see their new movie, Wolf, You can't do it. We can't help you. I can do it. Do it. Definitely go to Apple TV+, The minute it is cool. Okay, fine. It's very cool. Wolf, some streaming September 27th on Apple TV+, This is where we are. Hi here, Super Boy, you're watching Geekscape. You have to see it more often because I will be now every week there. [MUSIC] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] Hey, what's up guys? Welcome to episode 39 of Geekscape. This is the show that over the next hour will tell you all about the latest movies, news, interviews, movies, comic books, video games. You know the show well. Yeah. How do you know the show well? I watch it every week. This is my buddy Ralph. He also does a pretty popular podcast called the Dharma Lars. It's all about loss. But since he's on hiatus, he needs to get revving up again. You've only got six months until loss goes back. Five. So we're going to get the cobwebs off of you. And we're going to have you co-host Geekscape. How do you feel? Do you feel like? I feel good. I feel good. You're in shape. Are you ready to co-host a podcast? Round is a shape, right? Hell yeah, it's a shape. Nah, I'm in shape. So you're going to be co-hosting Geekscape. We are going to tell you about the latest movie, news, and reviews. No, we are. It's happening now. It's happening now. We've got video games, we've got comics. Let's get right to it. We saw what we recommended by our good friend, Ben Funnelfish, done in episode 31 of Geekscape. Go back to episode 31 of Geekscape. And I was on that episode. Yeah, you were. We were in San Diego. Ben went to see a sneak preview. He said to shoot him up, changed his life. It was a religious experience. This is not yet, not yet. Please, please. You're wearing your pearl outfit today. Please. He actually said that shoot him up was like seeing his child born for the first time. Whatever the equivalent is of that. He said it would probably be equivalent to that. It is a movie that starts Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, and Paul Giamatti, where Clive Owen falls upon a plot to assassinate a young, helpless baby. Using his black ops gun skills, he defends the baby against Paul Giamatti and a bunch of faceless bad guys all with really bad aim. Of course, Monica Bellucci helps him out because she's lactating and can feed the child. And she's got big breasts to show it off as you can tell in every outfit she wears in the whole movie. That's the movie. Did you know that that was the plot of the movie? Have you just seen it? Yes. OK. Because that's about it. What I just told you is all you're going to need to know to ever see this movie. There's a Senator's subplot, which whatever. What I like-- and let me just ruin the movie for you right now because the first five minutes are going to do it anyway. He gets to the Senator. The Senator, this child, has been born-- a whole bunch of children have been born to provide the Senator with bone marrow because he's sick. And so the bad guys who own gun manufacturing and so by that, they don't want the Senator to get into office. They want him to die because he's anti-gunned. Or so he claims in a really confusing twist where he actually is not anti-gunned. He wants to profit. It's really bad guys. So, Clive Owen says, if I shoot you now, the Senator, your anti-gunned policy will get pushed through the Senate in Congress because you'll be a martyr. And they won't be going after this baby anymore because you're already dead. So he shoots them. Guess what? They still go after the baby. Did that make sense to him? Did anything in this movie make sense? He jumps out of a plane and has this whole fight scene with the guns. When the movie is set up, it's almost like, here's a guy who's caught up in a situation. He shouldn't have to figure anything. He's not a detective. He should just be a guy who's following his heart and protecting a baby. And then that's it. Screw the story. This extreme example of style over substance feels like one of the movies that was written in film school by somebody saying, wouldn't be cool if I just started out with the simplest scenario. Guy's sitting on a bus bench. Pregnant woman runs by, being chased by a guy with a gun. He helps her out. And everything else unfolds. Becomes way too complicated and collapses under its own weight and self-referencing. It references the genre too much. The one-liners aren't fun. The style isn't fun, and it's the same note over and over again. Any movie where a character says, don't you hate in those action movies when this happens? Do they better deliver? Yeah. On making this a better action movie, and they don't. No. Not at all. Not in the slightest. This one wasn't very fun at all. But go. There's only in my entire life, I've never walked out of a movie, and there are three movies that I wish I'd walked out of. Now I have a fourth. What were the other three? The other three were The Avengers with Sean Connery. Wow. Ultraviolet. And League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Now shoot 'em up. You go see movies like Ben Dunn buys them on DVD. For those of you who have not seen the show before, Ben Dunn off camera over here to my right, you're left, has one of the biggest crap DVD collections ever. And it's not like you love these movies, they're so bad they're good. No. They're just bad. Hey. Hey, what did you say on the phone? There's the spectrum. The notes. The notes. Yeah. You let us borrow the station agent, which is really good. Good indie movie. Check it out. It is a good independent movie. Well, Vijay, why don't you just-- yeah, there you go. It's about a midget. All right. Call themselves a dwarf. We know that they're actually magical beings. So thanks Ben for recommending this movie to us. Shoot 'em up. I think you owe him nine. You owe me nine. I did nothing of the sort. Don't pan. That movie sucked. Oh, it worked. I'll take, instead of the nine bucks, I'd rather take two of his shitty DVDs and watch those. Oh, yeah. Make it worse. Give up more of your time to this guy's bad judgement. You know? Oh, yeah. Why don't you-- on your deathbed, you're going to be like, why did I make it worse? I don't care what's on his shelf. It's more watchable than shoot 'em up. No. No. No. What's the worst movie you have? What's the worst movie you have? I do want an alpha dog. You do want an alpha dog. Dude, I guarantee you I would rather watch an alpha dog. Volcano High is really-- I thought about Volcano High was going to be great, because everybody's talking about how this awesome Kung Fu movie was going to be awesome. Yes. How this awesome Kung Fu movie was going to be. Everybody was talking about this Kung Fu movie. Yes. How it was great. It was going to be the next big thing, and MTV even went so far as to get rappers to dub it, and it's got awfully horrible. Where's to shoot 'em up? No. Thanks Ben. So, shoot 'em up. You start out with this character, Klyvo, and who you don't know anything about in over the course of the movie you won. You don't care. He literally is a blank slate when you meet him, and you don't care. That's why a movie like Die Hard 4, even though-- Which I didn't see. Well, even though they introduce him and this little thing with his daughter at the beginning, it gives you something to give you insight into this guy. You have a little bit of an insight to this dude. When he went up one stairs and stepped back and saw the baby there with this dead mom holium. I thought for a second, okay, cool. This might be cool, but I don't give it. The movie is bad. We're not going to give it any more time, but what I was saying was you do start this movie not knowing anything about Klyvo and not wanting to know anymore but getting way too much. You really need to feel for your character before all this shit starts hitting the fan. A couple of shout outs before you get rid of this review. Monica Bellucci, horrible. She's really bad actress. Paul Giamatti? Horrible. It could have been something cool, like it could have been, wow, they put this guy as a villain in an action movie. He could really do something with it. I usually like it when they cast it instead. It's horrible. Yeah. It's really bad. But you take a gamble with Alfred Molina as Doc Ock and it works. It has to do with directing too. I have a movie. I also went to see this weekend. Three tend to you a month. James Mangold with Christian Bale and what's his name? Russell Crowe. I'm scared of Russell Crowe. His own name scares me because I think he's intense. A lot of people love Russell Crowe in a movie. He just kind of does it for me, but not like, I don't have to see a movie for Russell Crowe. I want to see this movie because I really enjoyed James Mangold's movies and I really like Christian Bale. James Mangold did Walk the Line. He did Girl Interrupted. He did Cop Land. He did Identity, which I think falls apart a little bit at the end, but he's a pretty solid director and this is a Western, so it's fresh. You haven't seen it all summer. You start out knowing a lot about Christian Bale's character. I'm not going to ruin too much about it for you. I'm actually going to go see it now. I think that's really good. I'm going to go see it now because it starts out on his kid waking up and he comes to his parents' room and he just sits there and his father's already sitting upright listening. His wife is like, "It's probably just the wind," and he says, "No, you hear voices," and then you see a light through the window and they've lit his barn on fire. He gets up out of bed and this is something they haven't revealed in the trailers, but you know within 10 seconds of this movie, when he gets up out of bed, he limps. He's missing part of his leg from the knee down. He was in the Civil War and he's taken his family out to Arizona to try farming, but he cannot pay for his farm because one of the other landowners has blocked the creek that runs into his land. His cows are all starving, there's no water for the grass, and he has no money. This guy is basically a loser. His kid cannot stand looking at him. He thinks he's a, you know, he isn't a man. He's lost any vestige of just, what's the word I'm looking for? Steve Webby? Yeah, he needs to do right. He needs to knock one out of the park, and he's just a loser who's continued to lose. There's an amazing quote in this movie where he says, "I spent the last two years asking God to do me a favor," and he's not answering, you know, he's not giving me anything. What ends up happening is he's going to lose his farm, he's got a week before they come and they say the next thing we burn down is your house. Great. That morning he goes out, the cattle are everywhere. He goes to collect the cattle with his two kids and witnesses Russell Crowe robbing a stagecoach. It has a bunch of money from the railroad, and Russell Crowe and his band have done this a million. He's done it 22 times, the railroad can't take it anymore. Russell Crowe slips up a little in town. His boys go to the border without him. He stays to have sex with this woman, and you can tell that he's looking for something. Both of these characters are really complicated, and Russell Crowe wants something more. Because he stays here for this little dalliance, Christian Bale, who goes into town to talk to this dude who's just burned down his barn and say, "I'm going to give you the money. Just give me a little more time." Gets caught up in the arrest of Russell Crowe. The railroad guys are pissed, and they say, "We need to deliver this guy to the 310 to Yuma and put him in Yuma's prison." And they say, "Because our guys have been shot up, because everybody on the stagecoach is basically dead except for Peter Fonda, we need men. We'll pay you 200 bucks to help." And of course, Christian Bale needs the money, but he says, "I'll do it." So Christian Bale volunteers to take Russell Crowe to jail, to this prison train. That's where everything starts getting a lot better. As people start dropping off, as Russell Crowe's band comes back to rescue him, and how these guys are transporting, then you've got these two guys going one and one against each other. It's an awesome movie with an incredible ending. And I actually thought that at the very end, a main character said a word, that he said something else, and I was like, "That movie, the very end made no sense to me." We were walking out there and I was like, "That motivation made no sense." And Laura was like, "What did you think he yelled?" And I said, "I think he yelled now." Laura was like, "No, he yelled no." You're going to know what I'm talking about when you see this movie. The ending's awesome. The whole movie's great. The whole movie's really well done. I definitely recommend seeing this movie. You know what? I'm going to go see four movies this week. This is the best one I've ever had since I got forgiven. I was so disappointed and shoot him up that I need to go see. I want to go see... I don't think you had a higher host or two of them. I did. Why? Because it seems like every year, like September, there's this one action movie that marks the end of summer. And I've set it before. I didn't say that before in Supremacy. No. Last year was Crank. Okay. For me, I loved Crank. Yeah. This was it. This is the last really stupid, dumb action movie that I'm going to see this year. And now I'm going to get into Oscar season more of the dramas coming out. You know what? Just go to the Oscar season once, Retina Yuma. I will. This one will be an Oscar movie. You don't want that war review? Yeah. I'm going to go see more if you want to throw more of your money. Just give it to me, dude. I'll go buy some. Dude, you know what? Like, seriously. Like, you're going to go see more. You sigh about when I mention war. But Jason Statham's Trapper Club in Canada, he just told us. Way better than... He said Jason Statham was about that high. Oh, yeah. He was a diver. He was about that high. He was like an Olympic diver, right? Stand up right quick. You said not. Okay. Where on my body do we have Jason Statham about? Right here? A little bit of top of the floor. See how it goes right there. That's Jason Statham right there. So yeah, you should have fought him, dude. You should have fought him, V.J. I didn't see the one. Don't go see more. Please, don't do this. I was going to see for me. I could spend some time with your wife. My wife was sad that I was seeing shoot him up without her. Oh, God. That's the kind of time I was going to stay with my wife. See, V. I sat in your seat and I wish I could take what I-- you know what? I wouldn't will what I sat through. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. I'm having a tough time with the English language today, which means that it's the perfect time to talk about our sponsor NetRiver. Let's do it. Do you guys have a sponsor in Darmilars? No. You guys got to get hooked up with a sponsor, man. It's kickass as our sponsor is NetRiver.net. They have a whole new business plan starting up. They're going to launch a website around the same time we start our website up. And what you got to do is you got to email your sales department, sales at NetRiver.net. If you want a domain name, if you want a hosting plan, they're going to hook you up. We have a hosting plan that's 8.95. I got a domain that was under $5 easy. The way I got this was I put in our promotional code, Gilmore, which is named after our absent Gilmore. And with that plan, you get hooked up, 10% off, and guys, what technical difficulties? We get geekscape. We're more powerful than we've ever been. We actually have been adding a lot of good listeners. I'm really excited. You're up on every Tuesday? We are up on probably Tuesday or Wednesday. I've got to tell you guys, things are going to get a little scattered here in late September early October. You know why. I've got a pretty important shoot coming up. You can't tell why. I can't tell why. You can't tell why. But let's just hope you start up another podcast. This is my goal. Can I tell you my goal with this unnamed project? My goal is that you can continue doing Darmilars, which is only around 16 weeks a year for the next three years. My goal is that you start another podcast for another kick-ass show. That's my goal. Oh, you know what? I'm definitely going to do that. Despite all the money and babes, I will get-- Not you. I don't know if babes. Not you. I know who's getting, though. Someone else. Oh, yeah. The super-action man will get all the babes that I will not. So, yeah. That's my goal for you to have another kick-ass show all about television. Speaking of television shows, this one's making its way to the big screen. It's a big '80s cartoon in Japan. And here in the US, when they adapted it, you know I think about this. I heard about this. Yeah, I'm talking about Robotech. Yes. I'm talking about Robotech. Yes. I'm talking about Guire optioned it over at Warner Brothers. They're going to bring Robotech to the big screen. He's not going to be Rick Hunter, is he? I don't see why not. I guess it doesn't matter. We've got to see the robots, you know what I mean? Right? With Robotech, you're going to see the robots. Who went to see Transformers for Sheila Booth? Really? I think the kid did a good-- I'm going to see it for a Megan Fox. The Megan Fox, I can see. The 13-year-old girls. Yeah, but you've got to see it for the robots, really. The majority of people are going to see it for the robots. And Robotech, were you ever into this shed? No. Were you ever into it? I think we're too young for Robotech. I'm not. You're not too young? How old? How old? How old are you? 32. Look at a little blue bear. I'm not 32. I'm not 32. I'm not 32. I'm 30. You're like a year and a half older than me. What? I thought you were like 26-27. No. I'm 28. Oh. That's the same thing. But Robotech wasn't all when you were a kid, was it? Yeah, but Robotech, there's a lot of heat for the violence and stuff, and I think I might have been at the age where my mom said, "Oh, I heard it's violent." And I never got the difference between Robotech and Macross. Yeah, guys. It's the same thing. It's different. It's like Stargate and Stargate at Landhouse, right? Yeah, guys. What is the difference between Robotech and Macross? We're losing geek credit left tonight. Did I have Voltron? I'm Transor Z. Yeah. I don't. No. Yeah, they need to make a good Voltron movie. The Cars, not the Lions. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. They've got to make it with the Lions. There's one in the works, right? A Voltron movie? There's a joust in the works, but crying out loud. The joust movie you got announced, we're going to make a joust movie. The dude who directed Tron is finally directing a new movie again about going into a computer. I read the headline. I didn't read this story. Yeah. Can you imagine you make Tron and then you don't direct again for like two decades? You made Tron. He can't be any worse than like Paul Anderson, you know? Paul Anderson is working all the damn time. Move a bowl whose interview we're going to have later on in the show, working all the time. You can't give the dude who directed Tron a shot. Come on. Well, maybe he just didn't want to work. Yeah. Maybe he didn't want to work. You think he didn't want to work? Maybe. Maybe he was just, you know. He's not you. It's Tron. Give me a modern Tron. Like action packed. Yeah. A lot more, man. Vijay is becoming the modern Tron. I swear with this Metroid 3, I turned on my way and I went into the me channel and Vijay is walking around. Didn't even look like a weird, me. It just looked like Vijay walking around. He goes, watch this and he killed one of my me's and I was like, what? I had saved games. Cheat codes. He used all these cheat codes. I did. What do you do when you go home, Vijay? What do you do at your apartment? What do you do? Secret stuff. Secret stuff? Secret stuff? This is Vijay. He like gets into like with this chair with all these like nodes and stuff that he attacks and stuff. And he just goes, I'm in. He's got nine screens. He's like Tony Stark. You know, like in the new Iron Man books, I just wrote a comic book character for my book. Yeah. I got asked when I drew that. What? Nine screens? Yeah. I thought it was a comic book. I'm like, oh, it's a comic book book. I'll put in eight screens. I think there's eight. Vijay is good. Listen, Vijay, I'm just going to predict the future for you right now. I predict some certain things happening for Vijay. Either he becomes a lawnmower man, becomes Tron, or becomes claw from Inspector Gadget. Where his house becomes a wet seal. You're at the mall. You see wet seal and they have all the monitors? That's Vijay. That's going to be Vijay. Wet seal. What is it? Cereal experiment. We don't watch anime here. Yeah. We don't watch anime here. I also the first one. What is it? Cereal experiment lane. That's an animal. That's an animal. The first one is a computer. Of course, there's a girl. More and more. I have a cure and cowboy bebop. That's it. I own the Miyazaki movies when you're talking anime. That's right. Do you have them? No, I don't know. The Miyazaki movies aren't anime? I own the Miyazaki movies. I would consider that film. Boom. I think. It's not yet. It's a different caliber. The stuff I was really into when I was into anime, I actually went to an anime club regularly at UT when I was in high school, rather than go to parties Friday nights. I was down at UT with the college kids at an anime club. I would watch a bunch of Miyazaki movies in Crayon Suchan. Crayon Suchan? They taped it off of Japanese television. It's this little Japanese troublemaker kid in diapers. They show a little weenie and he does this little butt shake. It's really funny, but it's weenie's little squiggles. I'll put a picture of him up on the screen, but we have to think it's actually really funny. Crayon. I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right, Crayon Suchan. Is it currently on Adult Swim? It might be. I think I've seen that show. It's that funny. With the big cheeks. Yeah. It's that funny. I think I've seen that show. Yeah, that show is funny. So listen. We got to talk more geek stuff. DragonCon happened this past weekend in Atlanta. We went to Comic Con. We went to Wizard World LA, but we weren't able to make it to DragonCon. Our good friend, Jared Gossett, who's currently coding the New Geekscapes site, he went with his wife and they took a bunch of photos, which I'm going to play right now. And Jared was nice enough to write a review of the experience and send it to us. This is an essay. Jared, this is... This will get you into college. I'm sure he's already gone to college. This is double space. No, it's single space. It's single? No, come on. You've been looking at computer screens too long. All right. Here we go. Do you want me to read this to you? All right. I don't want to read it. I'm going to put some stuff on the screen. So this is Jared's experience at DragonCon 2007 in Atlanta. Aside from the San Diego Comic Con, Atlanta's DragonCon is probably the most well-known convention out there. However, where San Diego glamorizes the geek lifestyle that highlights the Hollywood aspect of our culture, DragonCon is all about the cosplayers, dice rollers, larpers, and the rest of the last glitzy nerd hobbies. Oh, dude. We got to go to this. This year, my wife and I took the plunge through the four-day sci-fi and fantasy con. We're going next year, dude. I want to see these people. First off, let me say that this con has to be organized by brain damage gorillas. The cons fans through three hotels in downtown Atlanta and all the panels, galleries, booths, and other attractions are all sporadically placed and your only guide is a half-ass pamphlet given to you. We got there on Saturday. The cons started on Friday. At 11 a.m. and waited in a massive registration line for three hours. Once we got to the death march line and got ourselves oriented, we had a great time. DragonCon's main draw to a lot of people is the whole dress-up cosplay scene. At least one in three people we saw were Stormtrooper Clean-On, Superhero, some weird anime character or just in some ridiculous chain and spandex outfit that they couldn't possibly have a chance to wear anywhere else. Do you have any of those outfits like, you know, hidden back there? No, no, that's not me. Sam was here earlier and left these, I think he's seeing Laura. It's cool. Someone's got to be a man. One area is ridiculously sectioned off as the walk of fame and features a fantastic band of C-list sci-fi celebrities. This year, we saw David Prowse, Peter Mayhew, Ron Glass, well you know David Prowse from Peter Mayhew, Ron Glass was Shepherd Book and Firefly, Kevin Sorbo, Brent Spiner, Louis Gosse Jr., our boy, Ray Park, Lou Ferrigno, another one of our dudes and a ton of others. There were also a few people who didn't seem like they should really be at a sci-fi convention. Frank Stallone and Erica Strata for example? Oh, well. Yeah. Check out this picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell is he doing there? Surging the usual ridiculous about it for pictures on our graphs, I did waste some cash on a picture with Louis Gosse Jr. and an awesome A by 10 of Darth Vader signed by David Prowse. The dealer/exhibitor areas were massive. They have two floors of dealer rooms ranging from comics to costume accessories to t-shirts, all the usual geek treasures we all know and love. I managed to pick myself up an Admiral Ackbar action figure and a few trades. Dude, you're one of us. That's what I would have gotten. Yeah. I'd have to say my favorite area was the Artis Alley being a huge comic fan. I loved meeting creators and artists. Plus, since comics are only a small portion of this con, most of the talent were easily approachable. Peter David, Eric Powell, Adam Hughes, Terry Moore, and tons of others had virtually no lines. I had a chance to talk to writer/artist David Mack and commended him on how great I think his work on Daredevil has been. He gave me two free issues of his other series, Kabuki, as well as a sketchbook all our autographed. That's huge. Yeah. He gave you all that stuff. Compare that to the washed-up celebs charging 30 books for a brief picture and I think you can tell who really cares about their craft. My wife then went on a mission to hunt down her favorite comic author Terry Moore. He had a great book, Booth, for his book Strangers and Paradise and Amanda promptly purchased a t-shirt and a signed poster from him. For you run away as fans, I asked him about his run, which we'll be starting soon. And I can say, I'm ready for Whedon to move on because Terry's going to do it right. I also feel like Joss Whedon's run-aways run is just a little... It's not about three and I feel like it's gone down in energy like Geekscape. Sunday night we watched the Star Wars costume contest. It was a parade of Jedi, Padmies, or Padme, Padwans, bounty hunters, and even a Java. That Java looks like shit by the way. Java looks like somebody took a dump all over somebody's body and put eyeballs on it. I'm just looking at it done. I don't know. You just said that Java. I don't know when you're doing it. We need you guys to do a similar match. No match. That was me in the middle. I love you buddy. I love you. I will grab whatever I like. We didn't stay to pick the winner, but my choice would have been either the Admiral Blackbar, the Big Felt Java, or the Lego Darth Vader. That's cool. I got to see this Java. Oh dude, the Java looks retarded, I'll put it on the episode. We ended up having a great time and we plan on going next year. I highly recommend this content any of you that are into sci-fi and/or fantasy. It's a really fun con and you won't regret it unless you spend six hours in 100 degree weather and a full on Boba Fett costume like this dude I'm going to put up on the screen. Probably lost like seven pounds over the weekend. Yeah, we should go to Dragon Con. You guys were invited with your movie? My friend Roberto from Columbia, well not the country, he's from university to film school with me. He had a film in Dragon Con over the weekend and he set me like I am's and stuff. I was like, I can't believe the smell in this place. Oh yeah, oh yeah. So comic books. I know you're a big man, man, fan. I am. You read any of the Mignola stuff like Hellboy, B.P.R.D.? I'm still, since my appearance on episode 18 I'm still not fully making the Green Lantern stuff because you're a huge fan. I know, I did. Are you reading the Sinestro War? I did pick up issue one, I haven't read it yet. I'm such a slacker. This Sinestro Corps War is awesome. The best, this is the best series going on in comics right now. I'll be at the comic book store this week picking up comics and I'm definitely going to continue that series. So we got Lobster Johnson. This is the one, this is a character that was introduced in Hellboy, a little bit of B.P.R.D. This is, dude, I love the design. Lobster Johnson is cool. I actually have a Lobster Johnson action figure over there, somewhere. I think he's right there next to my brother. No, he's not. He's not over there? No. Okay. And I, yeah, I have a Johann Kraus too, but Guillermo del Toro said that he would have Bruce Campbell play Lobster Johnson, which I think is awesome. That's really funny, but the thing is, he's not a current character. He takes place during World War II. And this one, it's called the Iron Prometheus, he's not, Mike Magnola is only doing covers and writing this guy, Jason Armstrong, who does some really good artwork. Reminds me of Guy Davis, his work on B.P.R.D., but the story revolves around a suit the Nazis are trying to get, Lobster Johnson has to protect it in the owner from the Nazis and mysteries unfold with the occult and this and that. So I'm half into it. We got to see where it's going, but dude, B.P.R.D. is better than Hellboy now. It's awesome. I like this new Hellboy, though, the one that is being drawn by, I don't know. It's not the one that looks like the arts from the cartoon series. No, no, this new Hellboy is being drawn by the guy. He did the clerks comics, he did a couple of, not Jim Mafford, Duncan Fagrado. This one's pretty good. I picked up another book, another number one. I buy like a lot of number ones, just to reveal them on the show. Captain America, I'm a big fan of you, buddy, but you're dead. This one's Captain America the Chosen. This is by two guys, David Morrell and Mitch Briteweiser, he's the dude, I guess, doing the artwork and it feels a lot like John Cassidy style. The artwork is a little bit, feels a little painted, a little bit of watercolor and this story is about a soldier in Afghanistan who has a newborn back home in San Francisco with his wife. He's never seen him, he wants to survive out there against the insurgents and then he gets in a fire battle, so it takes place to see you over a really short amount of time. He gets in this fire battle and two of his buddies get injured and he has to rescue him. He looks up and Captain America's standing there. Captain America helps him rescue his buddies and take out the insurgents, right? He starts yelling, "Captain, where are you?" He looks up and Captain America's gone after all this stuff has happened and his actual physical human captain runs over and goes, "What?" We just saw you do all this great stuff and he goes, "No, Captain America was here," but he wasn't. Nobody saw him. I think this book is about what Captain America inspires in every man. We've seen what Captain America and this Jeff Loeb run with all the different artists. We've seen what Captain America means to Superheroes, this is what they mean to everyday soldiers policemen. Things like that. Cool. Yeah. I pick up a Marvel comic to read Superheroes. It was okay. The writing was good, the artwork is good. Yeah. There are some books that are really good right now. Dude, I spent like 50 bucks this week. Did you read one more day? So I did read one day more, one more day. One more day. Spider-man thing at the end of J. Michael Skorsinski's run, he has Joe Casada doing the artwork for Spider-Man. It's a Spider-Man. The continuation, Aunt May is in a coma. He moves her to a hospital. They do cover a little bit of the problems I had with the last issue because the doctor is actually covering for them because Spider-Man, he knows who Peter Parker is and he's like, "Dude, you unmasked him for all of this. I know who you are. I know you're using a fake name to put your hand in this hospital." You saved my brother. You saved my brother. Uncle. Or uncle. And I owe you one. I don't know how much I can hold people off, but so Peter Parker has got to find some money to help Aunt May. Who does he go to? Keep in mind, he knows Danny Rand. They're on the new Avengers together. Danny Rand is a pretty rich dude. Keep in mind, he knows Dr. Strange who is a surgeon and even though his hands are no good, dude's a surgeon and a freaking wizard or whatever. No, he is a sorcerer for Supreme. Good call then. No, he goes to Iron Man, he goes to Tony Stark, the dude who wants him in jail and he asks him for help and they fight and Tony Stark gets a little guilt ridden. Yeah, come here, because you read this. I just read this last night. First off, I think Joe Casada's artwork makes him look like a downy in a lot of shows. Dude, the artwork is gross. And I like your artwork, Joey. I like your artwork. I love David Darnell. I love David Darnell. He looks like rounded in the face and they just look puffy. Yeah. It looks like if I was Spider-Man. That's awesome. AMC Theaters. Way to promote. Yeah. But yeah, the one thing I got with the Iron Man, it felt a little forced because, yeah, he needs lots of money. Of course, he's going to go to Tony Stark, first thing off. He knows Danny Rand. Right. But you know... Oh, he's rancorbs. This is the reason I think that they chose to do that because they want... I feel like they're trying to redeem Stark a little bit in this issue. Right. Like, show that he's, you know, yeah, he fucked up and he knows he has to, like... He has to make... It's not about Peter. It's about Ant-May. Right. And all that. Did you like the little secret reference, the secret, you know, the Oprah thing that you're... Oh, dude, Laura's telling her about that. Yeah, there's a reference to it at the very beginning of like, if you put something out to the universe, maybe it'll come back to you if it's listening. Oh, I didn't know that was from the secret. That's why their brain, that's why the brainwashing works because you don't even know it's from that. That's right. That's right. But I don't know. I'm more interested. Like, I love the cover. Mm-hmm. Did you... Which cover did you get? I got the old-school style. Yeah. The old-school style. I love the old-school style. And they're going to stay with it where there's like four or five panels and it's like, "In this issue, so and so does this, this and that." It's great. You see, now, only what was it, $2.99. It was, I think it was $3.99. $3.99. It was... Yeah. It was hefty. You know what? I'm going to read all of them just to see the end of this. I'm looking forward to the next issue because they do bring Dr. Strangent to it. It's about fucking hot. Oh, I know. I know. He really should have done that a couple issues back, said, "Screw the kingpin, don't beat up the kingpin yet. Go get the guy who can fix your aunt." Yeah. You know? Yeah. "Screw the vengeance thing for a living." Now, I was talking to Kat, the guy who runs my comic store and he was like, "That's too easy." I'm like, "So now Peter's a retard?" Yeah. He would go for the easiest option. Yeah. Dude... This is the most important person in his life. Peter's not an idiot. There is a really good history, comprehensive history of Spider-Man at the end of the issue that it's written. Yeah. Yeah, I really... It's really good. And that's a written nod back to... Right. Because I remember back in the 90s, you had the, at the very end of the issues, like the little artwork of all the different Spider-Suits that he's gone through. That was cool. And I just, I remember reading that and like, I got a little nostalgic. Well, these stories are not doing it for me, I'm definitely getting nostalgic for something I can read that has my favorite superhero on it, and Sam's, super action man's favorite superhero. Ben, thank you so much. How are we doing on time, Vijay? 20 minutes. Oh, we're kicking ass. Let's talk a little bit. If you feel comfortable, do you feel comfortable right now? Yes. You're just talking. No, that's fine. I mean, like I said, my comic book knowledge is in up to standards. How's your video game? Right now, Metroid's completely taken over. You and me both, baby. Let's just talk about the kick ass thing that is this game Metroid and why I prefer it to the Halo games. Boss battles, baby. I love these boss battles, and something that I really enjoy with this week connect stuff is you and I have been trading friend vouchers, friend vouchers, which are these unlockables that you get to unlock, you know, you can unlock music, you can unlock design work and some of that, but the extras are awesome. You can unlock bobble heads, you can unlock. You say to someone, oh, you're an unlocker for your ship? Yeah, but the bobblehead, it's a bobblehead of you, of your me character that sits on the dashboard of your spaceship and you poke at it and it's when you blast off, did I send it to you? I sent it to Vijay. You can take snapshots of stuff now. That's one I need to unlock. That's another thing you can unlock. And I took a snapshot of my bobblehead and I sent it to you. I want to see your bobblehead, so unlock that. Yeah, I'll send you some friend vouchers. Send me a couple. The cool thing is, there's certain, like the really good stuff, you can only unlock by trading vouchers with your friends. If any of your friends have saved data for Metroid, it will automatically, like, link you and let you know and you can just send them these unlockable vouchers that'll unlock cool stuff. So it emerges in a reaction? Yeah, absolutely. Dude, and the extras are good. The bobblehead, it's completely pointless, but it's a lot of fun to have a little character of you sitting there on your dashboard in a video game, like, it's really cool. Because if we sports, wasn't enough, no, but this is, but we sports literally, BJ literally is in the video game. I can't wait for Vijay to come into my Metroid game and cut off my bobblehead's head. What do you, what do you think of the bumper stickers? The bumper stickers are cool because the Zelda emblem is right across the front of your ship. They take and it looks awesome. Like, Metroid's able to decipher every Nintendo game that you have saved data for. Now, it's not, it's not every, yeah, it's every Nintendo ran into game. It's not, it's not third party games, like, uh, we have a paper, we have a paper Mario on there. We have, uh, we play with sports because I've got a party eight, I've got Mario party eight. I've got Wii sports and I've got Zelda. But the Zelda one they put right above your cockpit window. It's like the triforce with the wings coming out of it, like right on the front. It makes your, it makes your, it makes your ship look pretty damn smooth when you're blowing up aliens. As soon as I hit bumper stickers, I, I like, I open up my game and jumped on top of my ship. I'm like looking around at every little thing. Now, see, because I, I unlocked the snapshots. I'm taking snapshots of that stuff and emailing them to like VJ and stuff. So you personally took the picture of what that I sent you? Yeah. I took that. Dude, send me frame vouchers. I will. I want that feature because it's a lot of fun. I thought it was like automatic shot of me putting a missile in this big monster's face. Dude, seriously? You hit down the fire missile, right? You hit down the fire missile on the little control pad. You hit up to take a snapshot. So one thing I'm getting good at is hitting down to send a missile at somebody's face and hitting up to watch them explode and snap it. Oh, shit. I need to get that. I don't fuck around with my photography. But here's the thing. Here's the thing where I'm at right now in the game. If I send you. You're the end of the game. If I send you a bad ass snapshot. No, it'll ruin it. Is it going to ruin it for you? Yeah, it'll spoil it. I'm going to go to somewhere, I'm going to go somewhere that you've already been. I'm going to show me like freezing one lizard guy while shooting another one. I'm going to send you a snapshot of that. I'm about, I would say I'm about 40% of the game. And then when I'm done with the game, I'm going to let my good buddy Ben over here borrow it. And you're going to let me borrow a Bioshock deal. Deal? Of course, by that time, it'll be October, I'll be knee deep in this top secret television project and we will, you know what's going to ruin about, you know what's going to hurt my Hollywood career? This show. I'm still going to do this show. I'm still going to do this show. No, no. I hired a good Jew. Wow. No. I think Phantom Hourglass, because that comes out in early October too, is the VS Phantom Hourglass, was Zelda. I'm always afraid to start a new Zelda game, because I know what it means as soon as I hit the start getting into it. This game, Metroid is not as good as Twilight Princess, but it's close. Definitely not. It's my problem with Metroid? Too short. Don't tell me that. It's close at the end. I've been playing that pick cross on my DS. I like that a lot. You know what? It's fun. Stevie. Stevie recently unlocked level 10, and then she also unlocked different modes. No, I'm just letting you know. I thought what I saw was it. Oh, fuck. Dude. I'm like, oh, fuck. You got a long way to go. What's good about this pick cross is I can play it whenever. You're slowing down. Yeah. I can play it while I wait for Laura to get ready for going out. I've got a question for people, but it's video game related to the second life game. Oh, second life? Yeah. Oh, here we go. Okay. Unicorn. So, gigscapists, I want to know if there's any of you that do this second life thing. Yeah, talk about it on the forums. I know there's a few of them. I know that there's a few of you out there that actually do this thing. I want to know why. I actually just read a thing on, I think it was like Destructoid, right before I left work this morning, about, there's this phenomenon happening in this, okay, so second life is one of those. This is virtual world. It's like world of Warcraft. This isn't like the guy in thing, is it? It's a little bit guy in. Yeah, but it's like a little bit rock and roll. It seems a little bit more odd. You make your own avatar, you fly around, you make your own house. Yeah, you live in this world. So, what is this new phenomenon in second life? So, apparently, there's been these mini unicorns popping up and they're like, they're like really cute. They're like, you can keep them as pets. Oh, I want one. I will play that game just to get one. What do I need to do it? You can use their corns. Oh, really? Um, to like, clean, to clean your car, or to cross your fridge and stuff like that. Now, the only way, apparently, that you can get one of these cute, adorable mini unicorns. I either won't, that or a mini VJ. Is to fuck on a doll unicorn. You as a human? You're your character. You can have sex and sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's like, that's one of the big draws of it, I guess, is that... I love it. Really sad people. But I like it's a half our audience is like, signing up for a second life now, especially Gilmore who's been planning on not having sex for two months. I was actually out going in fucking the unicorn right now instead of sitting in the chair over here. Gilmore is having sex with the real unicorn. There's only one left on the planet earth. He found it, and he's fucking it right now. If he is going into a video game, Gilmore's out fucking a fantasy creature. Gilmore doesn't need a saddle either. No. He'll sit somewhere else. No. Thanks Ben for disturbing me. Why? Why would you... Why? Why? Good program that into a game. I think what you... I don't... I want to get a mythological beast. You know what? You just read this. Beautiful beast. You read this. I don't fucking... You read this. I don't buy it. No. I don't buy it. So it must be true. Oh, I don't even know what that is. It's a video game. It's a really good video game blog. So Ben, thank you for that. You're welcome. Oh geez. Go out and fucking unicorn. Can you guys confirm this? Can you guys go out into the world of Second Life, Geekscapus and confirm this? Take videos. Oh. Do you have this? I need virtual porn. I need my horn fucking. I already see someone's signature on the boards. Has already done an animated Gilmore with an unicorn. Already. Already. So you guys on the forums have been yelling at me for not showing me the uvable interview. I got to show it to you right now because you guys obviously can't take it anymore. I will warn you that I take uvable aside and he is my homie as much as you guys hate his films and despise the guy for what he's done to cinema. He and I, we hang out, we're good guys. And he's got this movie based on postal coming up with, what's the name of the actors? Zach Ward. Zach Ward, who was in Scott's Parkis. We interviewed him. He was on Boston. Let me go ahead and don't ruin season three for me because I know he hasn't been on season one or two. It's right there. He brought me season three. No, I think he was. Well, it was in season two. Well, let me watch this. Let me show you guys the interviews for this movie postal coming up. Hi guys. We're here in front of the postal poster. It comes out October 12th. I'm here with uvable. And why don't you tell us a little bit about the movie? This is your first comedy. Right. It's my first English speaking comedy. I started my whole filmmaking with a comedy German fright movie like Kentucky fright movie. And yeah, it's a ruthless political incorrect comedy with Minnie Meeve and Troyer and a lot of other actors. And I think it's really funny and really over the top but really edgy. Okay. And were you a fan of the game when you sat down to write the script or was it something that came across your desk and you said, "Okay, I'm going to go for it. This is my chance to liberate myself and really show the American audience what I'm all about." No, I'm both, right? I'm a big fan of the game and in what other game you can play Bush or Bin Laden or you can use a cat as a silencer. And so the game is crazy. And this was a good foundation for a ruthless comedy where you can make a commentary about September 11 where you can make fun out of everything basically. And so I really went for it. And I think the movie now everybody who goes in the movie will have a big blast. So there are people, you know, critics, things like that. You answer a lot of questions about critics, of course, who think that this is not your first English-speaking comedy. A bunch of these jerks are out there. We talked to Rick Hoffman. We talked to people who have met you. They all have great things to say about you. I'm going to go on record as saying, "I've seen your boxing matches. I'm on your side." Thank you. Okay. Things like blood rain and house of the dead. I'm with you, brother. If you need me to take anybody down, I'll soften them up for you. It's just good. We do it next time. We do it next time. All right. I'm behind you. This movie looks hilarious. We saw a couple clips. It looks funny. And when you were writing it, you were just going all balls to the walls. At what point was there any point where you say, "Okay, this one I can't do." No. No, we really went for it. And how do you prepare now for what's sure to be the onslaught of critics or the onslaught of censorship groups saying, you know, "It goes too far." Well, this will happen 100 percent. The New York Post vote already that it's unpatriotic. But on the other hand, we have very good feedback from a lot of reviewers. They trashed my other movies and they say, "We gave it a new shot and this is actually a good movie and it's a funny movie." You've seen the clips. This is a new you. Absolutely. It is cynical and dark and funny and so people say, "Okay, we gave ball another chance and he used it." And I think this is what we did. So October 12, I hope, we will have like a big hit. So you're adding your repertoire. Why not throw in some jujitsu or maybe weapons to your boxing moves for the additional heat that you're going to get from making this move? Maybe if you thought about maybe adding weapons or jujitsu? We can do that, but you can also come up with John Claude Fundam. I take him on in Mandalay Bay. Who do you think would win between you and John Claude, one of my heroes? No, I will win. Wow, I will win. That's a tall order. If it's boxing, right? No legs. No kicking. But he loves his legs. I know. It's the reason I say it. I know, but it's... That's John Claude Bandam movie. What's your opinion? The last good one? I like Time Cop. I'm there with you. I'll do that one. It's all supposed to stop grossing. Thank you so much. Thank you. Good luck with the movie. I don't even know what I'm doing here. Skin so soft. Yeah. I have some moving wronged. Ow. Hey guys. Oh hey. Thank you. Hey gigscapes. What's up? We're here at Comic Con, and we're here at the Postal Q&A with two of the actors from the film. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves? Hi, I'm Zach Ward. And I'm Jackie Tone. So Jackie, who do you play in the movie and Zach, you play the main guy? I play... Zach plays the main guy. You can answer the answer. I'm the... Dude, we've had enough of those here. I'm the Postal Dude. I actually play a character named the Dude, which I think is the closest I'll get to being in the Big Lebowski, so for me that was a dream come true. I play Faith, kind of the female action hero, and Zach's love interest, which is why he just took me so sweetly. You know what I mean? It's separate. You guys, closer. We're working on this film. We didn't know each other first. Yeah. So we couldn't get any farther apart. That works. Do either of you guys play the video game before being cast in the film? No. The video game is extremely violent, and it's one of these movies where... One of these games, as you're playing with it, it starts to have voices in your head. You start to hear voices. And step away. In the middle of one of the levels, out of nowhere, it just says, "O.J." Which is just really weird. That's awesome. Was there any part of the character that starts to hear voices and starts against it? I won't go into too much detail by that, because I want to leave it for a surprise, but I do know that the game creators have, because we actually hang out with them now, which is cool to see the psychos in person. They've already said a lot. Yeah, they're pretty cool, and they've put a lot of amazing detail into the game, and into the third game that's come out, it's pretty effing amazing. Who was it an intense experience acting? Yeah, it is, because it's a character, like for both of us it goes from a very wide dynamic range. You start up being the schlub, the loser, and you end up kicking ass, taking names, beating people up, throwing them through car windows, shooting them with a saw, shooting them with a 44. You're pretty busy with armament and running. I do a lot of running. He does a lot of fun. Yeah. I started in a coffee shop in the movie, and by the end of the movie, everybody has their moment where they turn and kind of go postal, and then I was just shooting a machine gun for the rest of the movie. Literally, I was like, "Here's your latte," and five minutes later I'm just like, "I'm going to kill you." Yeah. So, your character in the film, we saw how you did against Scorponok and Transformers. Scorponok's? Yeah, but, you know... He was after your heart. You know, let's just say this. I've been taking dives ever since Christmas Story. I took a dive in Christmas Story, I took a dive in Resident Evil Apocalypse because you know I would have smoked those dogs, and I would have kicked Old Ed Fair's ass. And then they had to kill me in Transformers because they love beating up the redheads. I don't have the NAACP protecting me, so that all the freckled people with a little bit of cancer growing and the red hair, they're not coming out to save. They need to come out... I don't want out of here. I kicked his ass. Yeah, I don't know. Redheaded stuff. I am... America's redheaded bully. I am the one they want to beat up and tell their family about. Like, me dying? It's a living. In this character and postal could probably kill his ass. I live! I live in this movie! You can spoil that much for us? I mean nothing. Yeah. I live. Good for you. Thanks. I thought so. Oh, thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for being on the show. Awesome. Say hi to the Geekscapers. Thank you. Geekscapers. Thank you so much. I will see you... Oh, I will see you guys at the theaters. I'm going to be doing surprise roundabouts to all the theaters where it opens up and then putting out thousands of dollars in Canadian money and pesos. So that was me basically being best friends with Uva Bolin. Did you notice that he brought Van Damen to the conversation first? Yes. That's how you know it's love, baby. Let's try and wrap up our show with forums. We've got forums on geekscape.net. I'm glad I'm here for this one. Basically last week we talked about the forum topic started by our good friend Health on the forums. Go on and sign up. Sign up for your own profile. He started this forum topic, most disturbing thing you've ever seen. He then goes on to post this story I'm about to read you. Which is the most... His name is Health. Well, his name's Health and he started this post and I don't know if he started the post to just get this off his chest because no one matched this story in this whole thread. Here's the story. As written by our good friend Health on the forums, you can visit them at geekscape.net/forums. He wrote, "Inspired" by the end of episode 36. What is the most disturbing thing you've ever seen? I think this story might rival the incest stories. I was like four or five at the time of this. My neighbor Andrew, he was 16 and he was watching me and my brother who was in one of those baby seats with the wheels while my mom quickly went to the store. He's like four or five. We were outside and I was trying to impress him by doing long skids on a bike. He comes up and he's like, "Hey, let me try and skid and you watch." This kid's 16. Naturally, I gave him my bike and he took off for a hill that was at the end of our neighborhood. There's lobster Johnson. Here he is. Thanks, Fiji. He's here to comfort me. Sit down to listen to the rest of the story. Okay. Naturally, I gave him my bike and he took off for a hill that was at the end of our neighborhood. He waits for a second and then starts riding full speed down the hill. At this point, he's going like a million miles per hour or at least it's seen that way at the time. This kid's going really fast. He gets right in front of us, pushes back on his pedals and starts an epic skid. Unfortunately, he skids right into a sewer grate and he starts wobbling and crashes into my brother, the little young kid. He completely knocked my little brother over and actually dislocated his arm. My brother is screaming and crying and I help him back up and look to my neighbor for guidance, his 16 year old kid. My neighbor is white as a ghost and just says, "Stay right here. I have to pee." This little kid has this dislocated arm and this dude has to run in pee. I knew something was wrong. I go running after him screaming about how I was going to beat him up for hurting my little brother. So, more than anything, I look down to the ground and see that my neighbor is leaving a little trail of blood. Naturally, I keep running and start yelling, "Andrew, Andrew, you're bleeding." He runs into the bathroom and slams the door shut since it is summer, the door stays and just opens up again. I get to the bathroom and there is Andrew pants down, blood fucking everywhere, with his dick split in two. I think, here's what he thinks happened. I think I had passed out after seeing that. Luckily for him, my mom came home a minute after this happened and rushed him and the rest of us to the hospital. It turns out when he crashed into my brother, he had slipped off the saddle of the bike and slammed nads first into the headset, you know, the little metal area right between the handlebars, which clearly had a sharp edge to it. The doctors ended up sewing it back together and I guess everything is okay with it now. Well, talk to him. He probably has urine shooting at the top of his dick when he pees. For everyone who didn't read this because it was too long, I saw a dude split this wiener and I passed out. That really probably is the most disturbing thing I've ever read. I contributed to this forum, but you mean you can't. You don't top that. He was the first post in the last post. I almost closed the thread after that because there's just no topping. A dude getting his dick split in two on a bike. And on that? Ever. On that note guys, this has been an episode, but I feel like I just kind of ran through the episode with you. You know what? But there's not really... You don't do anything. You saw the "Good" movie, so you got to talk about the "Good" movie. The 3/10 is great. You pay attention to comics more than I do, so you got to talk about that. I mean, you even talk about Metroid last week. It's a fun game. There's really not that much going on. You did meet Jorge Garcia. Oh, he was a while ago, but yeah. It was on your show. If you guys want to... Go and check out "Darmilars," you can check it out at MySpace.com/Darmilars. We have a webpage. You guys have a... Well, what is this? "Darmilars.net." You guys have a kick-ass poster too. Dude, I made that. You made that? Well, I photoshopped it. I took the army guy. Yeah. And you photoshopped your logo in there. You guys also have T-shirts? Yes, we have T-shirts. We have buttons, but we're not selling those. Those are essentially like... Of course they made it. Yes, if you see me or my partner Ben in person, we will give you one. I got one. Thank you, man. I got to tell you that we also have buttons, but we give them all out for free with every order. From the GeekScape web store, we've got to... I have two. I got two. Yeah. I use a tow bag today. This tow bag saves my ass whenever I'm like running out the door, I want to throw a bunch of stuff in something. I get the tow bag. We got T-shirts. Go ahead and order it at the GeekScape store at GeekScape.net. We also have a MySpace, MySpace.com/geekscapenet. We have a Facebook group, go in search for GeekScape, join our group. You talked about the T-shirts. The forums. The forums. GeekScape.net/ forums. Talk about the most disturbing thing you've ever seen. And we also have this thing starting up, Trades for the Troops, where you gather all the old stuff you don't want, DVDs, Trades, magazines, and you send them over to Iraq. We have an army-based address on the GeekScape forums that you can mail them to, so definitely check those things out. You're on the forums all the time. Yeah. I've been trying to... But it doesn't normally always have forums. Because of the work involved? You'd be a sick garbage. Work involved. It's understandable. Like I feel like I feel like I have to be present all the time. But you're on ours. Why can't you be on it? I know. It's a thing that I'm having fun on yours. Ours is fun. Ben's there. Ben's there. Ben's there. Ben's fun. B.J. is there. Except I kill threads like nobody's business. Dude. I kill threads. A lot of people have to kill threads. But you know, just start another one. That's our show. When are we going to see you again? You will see... I don't know. I will have you back on the show a lot. I don't know. Because I know I can just talk for an hour. Whenever. I can do this all the time. You should come down Orange County. If we went down Orange County, could we go to like golf and stuff, Disneyland? I know this guy wants to go to Disneyland. I get you in for three. B.J. wants to go to Disneyland because he wants to do like, "Darnhart 5." B.J. wants to be on top of the Matterhorn with like a button and like a machine gun. Pawnards to do bedley hills to top three. Yeah. B.J. wants to like, B.J. wants to take over Disneyland and then pork Cinderella in the castle. That's a porker in the castle. You are a married man. Yeah, but she's a cartoon. I'm sure Stevie wouldn't mind. Is that cheating? Talk about it on the geekscaped.net forums. Masterbaiting the cartoons. Is that cheating on your girlfriends? And are you guilty of it? Yeah. You know what? Start a threat. How many people have masturbated a cartoon? Like Disney cartoons? Any cartoons. Any cartoons. Have you ever done that? Does it count on... Have you ever masturbated a cartoon? No. Does it count if it's half animated, half live action? Like what? Like dot, like dot in the bunny. You ever see that one? An Australian one where the little girl turns into a cartoon and... Enough. You guys talk about it on the forums. I have never masturbated anything animated since the age of 16. See you guys next week. Yeah. Should we dedicate the show to Jeff or should this special episode be... Oh, there are going to be some special releases I'm going to put out on the geekscaped... I feel good for the geekscaped. iTunes RSS feeds, so you definitely want to subscribe. Oh my good buddy, Super Action Man, he did some undercover work, so you're definitely going to want to subscribe. All right, you feel good about this lobster Johnson? I do. I'm now going to go combat Nazis. Oh, very fantastic. We'll see you next week, right? Oh, see me. I'll be working to save America from the borders of evil and the Axis. Where's Billy? Yeah, no. More Billy. Oh, you're Billy. Yeah, sure. Let's bring him out right now. Uh, I think I'll put him in the garage. All right. Or it's hot. I mean, that's where he would have been. BJ wants to send me an episode of the home. You were five minutes over. Yeah, don't see shoot him up. Don't rent it either. I think the episode's over. I'm already stretching. I don't know. You can do this one. [screaming] That's how it ends.