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Geekscape 37: Delivering Kills Not Frills

Guest Co-hosts: My buddies Ben and Gilmore! - And ABSOLUTE proof why Gilmore cannot be a permanent co-host! Review: The best romantic film of the year: "Once"! News: Keanu IS Klaatu! JLA is now a motion capture movie! The Aliens VS Predator 2 trailer! Comics: Black Summer and Streets of Glory! Booster Gold! Punisher MAX! Marvel's Halo comic! Video Games: Ben beats BioShock! The Skate demo! Settlers of Cataan! And of course... Gilmore claims he can go 2 hours... yeah... in the bedroom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 28 Aug 2007
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George Clooney and Brad Pitt's new movie, Wolf, is on Apple TV+, September 27th. That's where I want you to be now. So if you want to see George Clooney and Brad Pitt, go to Apple TV+, You've got to start the story there. Or if you want to see Brad Pitt and George Clooney, go to Apple TV+, I am enjoying the show. And if you want to see their new movie, Wolf, You can't do it. We can't help you. I can do it. Do it. Definitely go to Apple TV+, The minute it is cool. Okay, fine. It's very cool. Wolf, some streaming September 27th on Apple TV+, This is where we are. I'm Dan Fogler and you're watching Kickscape. [upbeat music] [upbeat music] ♪ Come and explore this ♪ ♪ Play the big show that we're going to ♪ ♪ome radios, radios ♪ ♪For what's it gonna be ♪ ♪S in to the Kickscape ♪ ♪ Join the world behind ♪ ♪ All your friends are waiting ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ You're joining us in the show ♪ Hey guys, welcome to Kickscape episode 37. I'm joined with two of my best friends. This is Brian Gilmore, Ben Dunn. I'm Jonathan London. Every week, I sit down with guests to talk movies, video games, and comics. I figured who better to sit with than who you guys know and love my guys who are here every week on the show. Hi guys. We haven't seen Ben a whole lot. That's right. You've been going. What have you been doing? Well, I've been taking more classes since I moved down. More class. What kind of classes? I'm taking some improv classes. Improv classes. Me and Graham. Let's see how they do. Let's see how they're going. Let's see how they're going. This will be a test and there's no pressure whatsoever. Over the next 45 minutes. Taking one class. Over the next 45 minutes, so now are you guys going to get the latest news and reviews in that world of movies, video games, and comics? We've all seen a bunch of stuff. Well, you know what? I want to talk about the lull that we have right now. In movies, there's nothing out this weekend. Nothing out this weekend. We were talking about it. It's like, should we watch something? Like, what should we watch? Next weekend, next weekend. Next weekend, we're going to have-- It's going to be absolutely-- There's no way you guys could have gotten me to see a war. No, no, yeah. I've already seen war. It's won. Even just the radio commercials just completely turned me off. It's just like, what gently Jason Statham meet each other. It is-- Who cares? The whole movies, just about these two guys, just don't get along. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. You're watching and you're right now. And this is all you need. There's not even any Asians that we can understand or say. It's more like, poor. They're all just-- For the record, whoever is out there who saw war, you're an idiot. Yeah. What the hell's the matter? It's definitely the only thing that's on feeding the machine. Wow. Have fun. Anyway, no movies this week, but we are going to see a shitload of movies next week. Right. We've got Balls of Fury. We've got Halloween. And I really do want to see death sentence. Death sentence. I do want to see Kevin Bacon kick some ass. Like, I know you can, Kevin. Kevin Bacon and Kelly Preston, though. Like, if I just see that on a poster, it's just like, I don't want to see that. Who directed that, do you know? It's the director of the first Saw, which I didn't really get for the 15 minutes. Oh, Lee? Well, that's just 'cause you're a girly man, though. I just thought it was lame. I thought it was really bad. I thought Keriels and Saw was just annoying. Really? This is me doing an accent. Now, as an actor, how transparent was that performance? Oh, no. Keri Elways is one of those people. Elways. Elways. He can't do an American accent. Okay. He can't do it. There's certainly been it. He can do it when he's playing-- He was in Princess Bride. He was in Liar Liar. Right. Yeah, he can do it when he's playing a really bad stepdad. Well, no, he can't even do it then, but you will forgive it because-- He's a jerk. Because it's a dorky role. Right. It's not supposed to be real, but then he-- yes, he does, though. Oh, so bad. After about 15 minutes, I turned Saw off. But I just want to preview in the fact that I love revenge movies. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I really do want to see this death sentence. But you hated death proof. You hated death proof. It's an A revenge movie. He hates girls getting revenge. No, no. So you're fucking sexist. No, I really hope that death sentence doesn't have two 30-minute dialogue sequences with nothing happening. That was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think they can hold-- I don't know that Kevin Smithy. Yeah. No, I'm excited about it. You know what really got me excited for death sentence is that it's from the same novel, like the same writer as who wrote the Bronson movies. No, I see you. Come on. I can't believe I'm blanking on this. Death's truck? No. Get the fuck out of here. That's a plug. I'm not even trucking. Dude, I lived across the street from Riverside Park in New York City where these movies took place. And I'm a big fan of the Charles Bronson revenge movies. I just love that our audience is screaming, screaming at the screen right now. Yeah, I hate this. They're like, "It's this." Absolutely. I'm really sorry, fans. They should never be on the show. I mean, whenever I listen to-- I listen to some podcasts sometimes and whenever this happens, I'm screaming. I'm like, "You should not even be-- what are you doing?" Guys, that's what we're getting. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Guys, to defend myself, I can feel it right here. Yeah. I can feel that little pocket. I can't even do myself. I absolutely know where that is. Well, it's hard because it's death. It's death something. Yeah. God. This is death of the show. This is death of the show. This is death of the show. This episode. So what movie do you remember? Did you see the movie? It took Laura to see once because my parents had been begging me for months to see this movie once, this Irish movie. It's put up by Fox Searchlight. So it's an indie. And they just kept-- Do they only do Fox Searchlight? Do they only do British? No. It's their indie stuff. Right. It's Fox. They did Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, okay. They did the Zach Braff movie. Did they? Which one last kiss, sir? No, no. The Garden State. The Garden State. They do a lot of indies that are American. I don't mind Garden State. I like Garden State. It was fine for the one time I remember going to see it. It was fine. I hate Garden State. That's only because you're mental. Well, no, it's because-- And you should be on Prozac. It's because-- This is true. Oh, Ritalin, or whatever it is. Oh, this is true. I, like, I-- Do you have dreams when I live? No. Is it okay if I talk about the movie I'm going to review? You should talk about the movie. Yeah, let's talk about it once. Before you go off on a fucking teenager? Yeah. Right, hang myself. That's all these fucking things. So this movie once has a bunch of unnamed-- Oh, come on. Yeah, one. This sucks. The two of you guys, you know who I blame? I don't blame you, Ben. I blame you because you're never in this seat. That's true. I put-- this guy is-- you're always saying you want Gilmore as a co-host? Actually, I did the-- That is the worst idea I've ever had. Only because Ian is a very good co-host. Can you talk to most of the time, actually? Because he's a very good co-host. Yeah. He has a lot of substance. You are completely devoid of substance, so when I get-- You're, like, a fucking balloon just letting shit out as you deflate. I love the balloon you grew up with as a child. All right. Keep going. Okay. May I? Once. Go ahead. Once is about the amount of times you're going to be seeing in this seat. You know that, right? You always say that. You always get in the bag. Oh, God, you're bad. Like a battered wife. Ben? I'm just going to sit here and stare. I'm apologizing to you, and I'm apologizing to the audience right now. Guys, this is why he's not a co-host. It's in the books. The next time I see that thread, why is Gilmore not a co-host? Why is Gilmore not the co-host? I'm pulling out episode 37 of GeekScape. You're going to join Owen Wilson. Oh. That was good. It would have been just as good off camera, but that was good. So this movie once, if I can, has two unknown actors. One of them, the lead is actually the lead singer of a band called The Frames, and it's an Irish film, supposedly the director wanted to make this movie with a bigger budget in an actual cast of known actors and experienced actors, couldn't put the money together. So we asked this individual who's going to write the music, "Why don't you just play the lead," and we'll get more unknowns, and since you guys probably aren't the best actors, we'll shoot it in a documentary fashion, and it'll all just kind of stylistically work out. This is one of those things where the lightning strike and the movie is excellent. It is honest, and it's sincere, and really poignant, and it's an incredible movie. Trust me, buddy, this movie, my parents for months since they've seen it, and it hangs around in indie theaters, it's been hanging around for months, and if you're in LA, New York, maybe some of the bigger cities, you can see it. If not, definitely put it on your Netflix queue. If you're into, now it's a musical, but it's a musical, no, the story is this guy... Like, pray for rock and roll, so it follows a band, is that what you're saying? But it follows is a guy who's a street performer, plays his acoustic guitar, and for change. He lives with his father, and he fixes his hoover vacuums, that's what he does. One day, during the day, he plays covers and things people want to hear, and at night, he's playing a song about a woman who left them and moved to London, and he's really getting into it. The camera zooms in on this one long shot, a lot of really nice long takes in this movie that say a lot, and it moves in, and when it comes back out, you see that he has an audience, one girl, and she says, "I've never heard you play that before," and he says, "Well, it's something I wrote, nobody wants to hear it, so I wait for night to come around, and then I play them," and she says, "That's incredible," and they start this relationship that's really awkward, and of course, after a while, they started developing feelings, and they start writing this music together that just works. And the songs in here are so good. So you're saying it's like music and lyrics, with... That's the first one. It's like, I think... It's music and lyrics. Did you guys see music and lyrics? I did. You did? I did. What? I did. But that's not surprising. You didn't tell us about this. No. Well, my roommate has a lot of movies, and... Okay. You didn't go to the theater to see it. Your just got bored, and you watched it. No, he Netflix, is it? Okay. So... No, that's not flexible, I guess. I imagine that this movie could be a lot like music and lyrics, except the songs are really good. It's really good. He did write the songs. It's extremely good. And guys, the acting is incredible. Really? From these unknown actors. Completely. The acting is very good. The level of talent that's in the British Isles, as opposed to here, is insane. What do you think it is? Do you think it's that somebody becomes really so conscious that they're in... Is it the culture of celebrity that we have here in the States and how... Because in my opinion here, it's all about... It is about celebrity. It's not about your talent anymore. I mean, look at the people who are out there. No, you're right. And as opposed to, like, in Britain and Ireland and all that, it's still about... It's still about the talent. It's still about... Are you realistically portraying a person instead of you are yourself, but you're on screen? Supposedly, some of these songs were improvised. It makes sense. Just thinking about it. But Hugh, what about Hugh Grant? Yeah. I think Hugh Grant's a good actor. But Hugh Grant is actually a very good actor. Yeah, he's very good. He's very good. He plays the same character. And then think about the material. Oh, but that's still... You still get that. You get that with... I mean, Ricky Gervais. Come on. The dude only plays Ricky Gervais. Right. Even in movies where he's not supposed to... He does. Because it works. And he'll only be cast in roles like that because that's all he can do, except for... What was that alias? What was that alias? The difference between... Who was an alias? Ricky Gervais and Helius. Yeah. Helius is a bomber. Oh my god. That was funny. That's... Man, guys, it's just one of those love stories that you're going to absolutely believe from the beginning to the end. So those are great. And... You know, that makes me... You're talking... You're going to... You're going to be blown away by this movie when you see it. It makes you want to recommend there's a movie that's actually in my collection and... Unlike... No, it's a lyric. This is called... It's called "Pray for Rock and Roll." It's a lot... It sounds like it's a lot like this. It's a musical, but it's one of those musicals that deceives you because you don't... You're not... Yeah, these people don't bust into the song. They only play the song... They don't sing that into the song. No, no. What about that? In this movie, they only bust out of songs when they're in the recording studio or when they're practicing their songs. The songs were woven in there very naturally. Okay, because what was that Mark Wahlberg movie where he's a rock star? Oh, "Rockstar." Oh, "Rockstar." No, this is more of "Pray for Rock and Roll" starring Gina Grichon. Oh, you got to be kidding me, really? No, dude. That looks like a straight to video cover. Well, it was almost... This photoshopped her head really big. That's terrible. You know, I always get her, even though one's severely hotter than the other, I always get her and Katherine Keener all mixed up for some reason. She's so much hotter than Katherine Keener. I know, but I feel like they have the same acting style, just something about it. It's different. Can I just say? Can I just say? In all honesty, if I met Katherine Keener and Gina Grichon in a one-in-a-one, they wanted me. You'd go with Katherine Keener? Absolutely. I don't want to get my fucking dick, like, bit off. You know what I mean? As opposed to I would go for that because, you know, that possibility, that's how we get this. You're going to wake up and there's a fucking barnacle growing on her dick. No fucking leg. I'll bag it. I'll triple bag it for her. You don't have to, like, scorch it afterwards, like, fucking flanks it or... That supposedly makes it worse. Didn't they ever teach you that in sex? Triple bag shit? No, no. Just double bag it. It just makes it worse. I mean, like, they grind against each other. Nobody really double bags it. Has anyone... Has anyone... Have you ever known anyone to actually double bag it? Anyone in the audience have you ever actually double bagged? I mean, that's the question you've asked. Seriously, guys, don't actually double bagging. No. It's true. It's true. They do... No, I have had one bad experience. We're not going to talk about it right now. You know, I'm still trying to remember the name of the Charles Bronson series. Oh my God. And Laura Petty is in this. Lori Petty. Tank Girl. Tank Girl. Oh, great. Well, League of their own? That's right. Oh, I love that movie. And Dr. Andy Mateo. That was a great movie. From the Sopranos. So, what do we got? Okay. So, guys, go see once once it gets on video or once it's... If you guys are still in New York, it's playing down on "House" tonight. I checked out the listings because my friend Scott Koppenstein... Sorry, Scott. Yeah. Koppenstein. Koppenstein. Koppenstein. Koppenstein. Koppenstein. Koppenstein. Really fish. I talked to him earlier today and I said, "You got to see King of Kong and because you're in New York and it's still playing, you got to go down to "House" and "Street" and watch once, especially since you're a musician, Scott. He had actually sent me an IM because he had just picked up from two episodes ago with Chris Brant. He had picked up... I talked about the Will Eisner book. Okay. The contract with God. I loved it. The trilogy? The trilogy or just the contract? Loved it. Just the contract with God. Okay. Not the whole LC Street or whatever. So, we've got some movie news. A little bit. Keanu Reeves is playing Klaatu in the day the Earth stood still. Now, these are one of those movies that they're trying to get ready... Why? Somewhere in January, February, they're going to start shooting this movie to beat the strike that's supposed to happen next summer. A lot of movies are happening that should not happen. I'm going to go on a movie strike. Yeah. You are. Are you going to do that? Are you going to be scared? Oh, yeah. He's going to be scared. Oh, he's not scared. I'm not even union, so... He's not union. But then once you... But then can you then never be union? Like, they'll hate you, right? They don't keep like a little list. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. You don't keep a little list. He'll never be union. Okay. That's right. Wow. I'm going straight for DVD. I'm going to be Robin Dunn. I'm going to be the Robin Stone. But how do you feel about the making a remake of this? It's stupid. What is wrong? Why don't people have new ideas? Original ideas. Why? Why do we need to remake everything, especially the day the earth stood still? And after invasion did so poorly. Dude, I tried to watch that movie last night. Invasion? Yeah. Did you go to the theater? No. I don't think you did. Oh, wow. I tried to watch it. I couldn't get 15 minutes in. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Anyone in the cool kid? No. Come on. Yeah, she's a strike against a movie. I feel like she's very bland. She's horrible. She's not horrible. She is a great actress. I think she's both. But for me, she strikes me as very bland. Yeah. It takes a lot. She can't carry a movie by herself. And there's no one else in that movie. Oh, that's proven. That's actually true. Yeah. She can't carry a movie. But I think she's a great supporting. Like far and away. That was awesome. She's great with Tommy. She's great with Tommy. She was great. But she's a very good director. Oh, no. She has to be under her right there. She's not right when she has the right ingredients, though. She can be great. She's not all of a sudden. But yeah. Oh, the cool kid? I'm not seeing. Let's just say invasion, not worth it. Not even worth free. Wow. It's never free, friends. It's always the time that you're going to want back on your death bed. That's right. I do not have a problem with remakes. I figure, keep throwing. You know what I mean? I figure you always have to. But do you have a problem with killing him? I have to explain. I have to explain. Can I Reeves is born to fit the role of a monotonous? It's gonna be like work. It's gonna be like work. Not a monotonous. Can I Reeves was a katou? No, no, the robot. Can I Reeves was born to play a role of a monoton observer of the human race. That man's body, though, was made in action figures, though. Can I Reeves? The only one laughing is if you're laughing at ass off. I don't even know what he's doing over here. So cool and everything. Like the Matrix movies, just like Constantine. That's why I get sick of Bruce Willis and why Unbreakable is really an unbearable movie. The whole movie is cool. But that is Bruce Willis, though. If you see any Bruce Willis movies from, I mean, the '80s for everything else, he was still in this sort of like... No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Hudson Hawk never... No, Hudson made that face worse. Yes. You can't get that face out of one movie. You cannot convince anybody that you're contemplating anything. What am I thinking? What am I thinking? The best story I heard about Bruce Willis was on the set of "Live for Your Die Hard." And it was something Kevin Smith said about how Bruce Willis absolutely did not want to say a line or handle one in a certain way. And he got on the phone. It started working. The argument worked its way up the ranks. He finally got the guy in charge and said, "Okay, so who's your backup to play John McLean?" Willis said that. That's badass. That's badass. So he wins again. Props to Willis. Plus, like... Huge set of testicles. Well, the set of testicles, everybody there has a job because of him. That's true. That's why these actors get paid so much, you know. He owns a town. Speaking of actors and their involvement in projects, we've learned that this JLA movie that George Miller is going to direct is "Motion Capture." So, "Motion Capture" kind of like the way that Polar Express and this upcoming... They will. They will. They will. It's coming out. So they really don't need Brandon Routh or Christian Bale? But I saw an interview with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe together for "3/10" to "Yuma." And they basically said, "No, they haven't even approached me about it." About the JLA movie. Yeah, about the JLA movie. But Christian Bale was like, "Hey, we're taking it in one direction and I'm less than... Unless Christopher Nolan is going to do it, basically I'm not going to be a fan for anybody else." Well, that's fine. That's fine. Just... Which is awesome. Let Marvel take those reins with the Avengers. Do you think they're actually going to do that? That would be cool. I would be down with that. They could do it. I mean... Well, Marvel could do an Avengers movie. They just can't meet up with Spider-Man or the X-Men. I feel like a 60-year-old man. Or a fantastic four. I feel like a 60-year-old in 1993 saying, "The Internet's never going to work out about the Avengers movie." I just never think... I can't imagine them actually taking other stars of feature films and putting them all into one. I don't know. Into one of the Avengers movie. I don't know. I can't see it as anything else but a train wreck. But I can see them actually being able to do it because each one of the Marvel movies so far has been a passion project for the people involved. I hope so. I hope fantastic four. I mean... Well, come on. I hope you're not just reading it into what could be a lot of spin. You know what I mean? It's true. But all it is is spin right now. But it seems like with Iron Man, I'm talking about the new ones. You're talking about the ones from Marvel Studios, not the stuff that's been licensed out to Fox. But I mean, they were all so... Robert County, Jr. would definitely come back on, I would think, to do... You know what? I'm telling you right now, you're throwing up money at somebody? They're going to show up. That's true. But I mean... You throw a bunch of money at somebody. And they will have enough money. They're gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. I have a reservation about a JLA film that's motion captured just because Beowulf looks really bad. Looks really bad. I was looking for... It looks like it's gonna make $5. That's why I'm really like... As well? It looks here. It is going to be this year's Aragon. Aragon. Oh yeah, it looks completely awful. I was looking forward to it because I love Neil Gaiman as a writer. He's one of the screenwriters. I've been able to get into him. You know, I like the story of Beowulf. But from what... I have no idea where they're pulling this crap out of. Right. Like... Okay. Grandal's mother's hot. But she... It's not. I don't know. Mmm. Mmm. Done. Titty. I think... Throw a titties versus beasties. I think that movie is going to have problems. But who knows? I mean, you can be proven wrong. All right. Trailer. Something that does look good. Something that arguably does look good. It looks awesome. It looks awesome in a way that you want a gauntlet movie to be awesome. I love it because there's... The word fuck is in the trailer. We're talking about... It's a red-based trailer. Yeah. So we can't play it for you guys here. Yeah. But it's the new Alien versus Predator. Alien versus Predator 2. Requiem. And the reason we can't play it is because it's not really in a capture format that it's on YouTube. You know? Yeah. And check it out. It's like terrible quality. But essentially, the whole trailer is just like... I don't know. I saw pretty good quality. It's like... It was on AOL. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was AOL. Yeah. But the whole trailer is basically just like... Like, like shit getting torn off whenever it's on. You know the reasons that you don't go camping in the woods in Seattle because the space hackers will fucking come and get you. You know what I love? But it's everything I love. You know what I love? They don't pull the punches. They throw a face hugger on a kid. Yes, they do. They do. That's so awesome. That is what you want to see. That is what I want to see. You don't want to see punches pulled on an Alien versus Predator movie. Right. Yeah. And that first one... I don't see. You know the thing about Nick Anderson, I feel as though the people who come and take the sequels from them, always do a better job. And these two guys who co-directed Alien versus Predators were really, really good special effects directors who had done commercials and... Yeah, they did a silver surfer. Right? And they just really caked ass. They were the visual effects... They were the visual effects they provided us in the eyes of the silver surfer. And here's their chance to sit in the director's chair and they're doing what they're going to do to get noticed regardless of whether or not the property has lost its luster or it's not a good script. They're going for the boss. But you know, it frees them up though. It completely frees them up the same way that Freddy versus Jason, by the time Freddy versus Jason came out, you weren't expecting anything, I mean, but you were expecting crap. So the fact that it would actually... It would actually... Yeah. It was still a part of it. It was fun. It was great. It was definitely a part of it. Same with this movie. Like, Alien versus Predator just like the first movie or just like, okay, they've got a lot of fans just... First movie? Just to wash their hands. But any versus movie... It's a popular thing versus popular thing movie. It's just going to be crap. Yeah. I got to tell you, Paul, I went to see Alien versus Predator with my friend Josh from Pen. He was a screenwriter. Keep in mind, a screenwriter who's out of work watching Alien versus Predator, I've never seen somebody sink lower into their chair in pain. These people are like, yeah, these people are buying houses. I'm eating ramen. I'm eating ramen. Yeah, I'm eating ramen. So we're watching this Alien versus Predator. The second I get out, I call my brother Paul because he just got out of the movie and the first words out of our mouth were slow motion running with an explosion behind you, which is just the worst. It's awesome though in a movie like Alien versus Predator because it's just crap. In this movie, I got to tell you, us three guys, we're going to fucking see this at like a midnight screening or 10 o'clock screening, we're going to be laughing our asses off. And if you want to make a phone call, make a phone call. It's cool. Can I see a ghostwriter? Oh. If you were laughing the entire time. We were after honoring people in the audience, but it's like, why are you going to get upset? I'll try to enjoy ghostwriter. Excuse me. Johnny Cleves has just been possessed by the demon of vengeance. The best thing is in film school, I probably told you guys the story. I was always talking during films and making some of my ass remarks in film school and we were always socialing me and I'm like, motherfucker, it's in French. It's got subtitles. It's come on. Leave me this. Oh, yeah. Especially if they're there with a beret. Wow. I want to appreciate this. Wow. A stink of cloves. Yeah. Speaking of appreciation, we really appreciate our sponsor, NetRiver.net. These guys are a huge co-location facility in Linwood, Washington, that's near Seattle, where you used to hang your hat. That's right. These guys have been supporting Geekscape for a long time now. We really appreciate the work they've been doing for us. 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If you want to purchase anything, email sales@netriver.net, or just go straight to my boy Josh at Josh@netriver.net. Tell them what you want. Tell them you want to get a domain. Tell them you want to get a hosted server for your online games, and those guys will not hesitate to hook you up. Of course, 10% off, who's going to argue with that? Put in that promotional code, Gilmore, and yeah, that's NetRiver. Yeah. I love you guys. Speaking of what you want, I read a comic. I read a comic for once in my life. It's huge. I've never read a comic in my entire life. You mentioned this to me, and I've never heard of it. Yeah. I've been seeking out new stuff. I've been really trying to do something like, "Hey, let's check out all these things." Because I don't know if you guys have noticed, but on the back of here, you have Streets of Glory. It's not something, but Streets of Glory? Avatar. This is Avatar book. It's not bag and boarded. It's not bag and boarded. You treat your books horribly. You know what? I've just bent over and just taken it. I'm not a collector. I'm a reader. I'm not a collector, either, but I want to reread things. I will reread things. You know what? I was telling Ben, I'm going to go through the exercise of actually bag and boarding, and-- Double bag. Oh, wow. I've been getting past long boxing, instead of just stacking it or having it in random boxes not made for these kind of boxes. Boxes are cheap. Laura got on my case, because-- Oh, yeah. Remember. Jon called me last week, and he's like, "Yeah, I'm just coming back from the store right now." Oh, shit. I forgot my boxes. I forgot my boxes. Laura's going to be pissed. Because I have these stacks of-- my bedside table. Oh, I've seen those. These stacks. They're like as tall as my mom. And it's just books that I haven't gotten a chance to read. And I'm telling you, some books lend themselves to being collected in trade paper bags. The Stephen King Dark Tower series. Totally trade paper bags. Yeah. After the third issue, I'm like-- I haven't collected it since-- The first issue is so dense-- I mean, it's written so dense that you really lose track of everything by the time the next issue comes out. Definitely. So I collected all seven of them, and now I'm getting into reading them, and they're very enjoyable. Oh, they're so dense. And now that it's finished, the trade paper bag should be around the corner. That shit has one of the most beautiful, just, like-- It's gorgeous. Yeah. --that I've ever seen, is when-- the first time you see that spider lord or that spider monster thing-- The Crimson King. --the Crimson King. Oh, yeah. And you just see him on his fucking throne. And he's all black, and he has all these-- He's like-- Yeah, he has all these fucking orbs. He's floating around him. He's like, this is what I see in my dreams. Well, obviously I'm a weird fucking demonic. Yeah. Oh, so-- So Blackstone-- Blackstone Ben. Blackstone Ben. As I was talking about Avatar, right now, there are two big writers that are writing a few books are Garth Ennis and Warren Ellis. These are two top notch. I'm going to read what these guys are fucking doing writers. Now, the first thing right here, a preview came out. I don't think the first issue is out yet of Streets of Glory. I read it. And in Streets of Glory-- and much like both of these things, the stories look like they're going to be pretty cool, more so black summer than Streets of Glory. But just in the tradition of Avatar, the art is ass. Oh, yeah. The art is ass. The art is ass. I know. It just looks kind of like-- if Steve Dillon had like Paul's-y or something, that's how he would draw stuff. So-- It looks kind of realistic, but it's just not-- This one-- Like I see this. And it's like-- What is it? I can't even like this right here. Sorry. Yeah, we might show it on screen. But there's this one shot where this guy just looks retarded. The character's not retarded or anything, but he's cross-eyed. And it just looks terrible. But I don't want to turn you guys off to this. Because the writing-- Because the writing is actually pretty good. Let me tell you a black summer. Black Summer is about this group of superheroes that's basically-- it's really, really cool. They have these helmets that are connected through their vision to their guns. So essentially, they can shoot anything. Like they're-- They just have to focus on it. They just have to focus on it, shoot, and they get it. Okay. And they have like all kinds of like, you know, Batman-esque, like, I-- you know, they're all connected by like an earpiece in them. They can, you know, they can like fly and shit. And it's awesome, but all these guys exist for a certain amount of time, but then they start going crazy. And one of them kills the president. Ooh. And the others have to-- And-- One of them kills the president. One of them is a drunkard. Basically they've gone to shit. Oh, okay. And I don't think they're allowed to exist anymore. And since that guy kills the president, the government hires the guy who originally gave them their powers, their gear and shit to go out and kill them. That's who you're a protagonist. And no, the protagonist is the first guy he goes to kill. And then from-- You have to stay alive. Yeah, who has to stay alive. And the first book is about him trying to stay alive. And then he calls one of the other ones that he had a relationship with. And they had to-- That's a good question. They had to get together. Yeah. It does look a little Jesse Custer issues, which is why I'm saying, Steve Dillon. And it's Warren Ellis writing this one. Yeah. And it's good. And the other one-- The Garthonist one. --the streets of glory. Let me see this. It's basically about a cowboy who kills people a lot and with no mercy by Garthonist. What does that sound like? Yeah. Sane of killers. That's the same killers. This guy's-- I feel like Garthonist is just like, oh, yeah. I just had just had all the same two killers in me. And it's just like-- All the fat that you cut off? The characters he loves to write. He brought the Barracuda character back into the Punisher books. For his own miniseries? Well, Barracuda had his own miniseries. Which was great. And now right now in the Punisher books, he brought Barracuda back. Really? And it's discovered that Frank Castle sired a daughter. And now you can punish the dude. Now there is a way to get to Frank Castle. And Barracuda can just like, has a kidnap. And Barracuda is just fucking up Frank Castle's world and it's really good revenge on writing. Who's drawing them? Is this an X line? Yeah. Who's writing it? Garthonist is writing it. The person drawing it is on the-- I've got a million things on the tip of my tongue. He just did. Oh, it's one of those. Yes. It's one of those. I'm not going to be able to name it. That's fine. But Punisher, Max Punisher. I mean, I love that book because you can basically just pick it up anywhere. It's like one of those like really episodic. You can pick up any of the trades and you'll have a fucking match. Well, you got me reading that. Real quick. Let's do comment. Real quick. Amazing Spider-Man. It sucks. Oh, yeah. And we got five out of five. We got back and black. Five out of five by our buddy, James Michael? Yeah. But we got the fifth issue. The one that leads into one more day. The one that I think is going to revamp all of the amazing Spider-Man and the Spider-Man universe. John, I'm so scared. This issue was a joke. In it, Peter has to get Aunt May out of a hospital. They figured out something's fishy about this Aunt May character and Elvis. No. Stop it again. Well, I mean, think about it. She's an anonymous person in a hospital because Peter is an illegal unregistered superhero. I thought you were saying that it was another. No. No, no. She's in the hospital at a coma, so Peter has to get her out of the hospital. Now, there's a detective trying to figure out who this Aunt May is and who Mary Jane is because-- I want this character in there. I don't want this fucking detective character in there. This story organizes-- Well, Peter did neither and Peter punched him, which is the beginning of the logic leaps that this issue brings you on. He punches a cop in a hospital that I guess didn't have any cameras. And then he goes, steals an ambulance, brings it back to the hospital, sneaks Aunt May out, just as an orderly. So it always works. And then gets Aunt May cross town to another hospital. Some of them. He chamends like nine crimes. You are Spider-Man. You just unmasked yourself in front of the world. You think somebody's not going to recognize you? He's wearing a cap. He's wearing a-- You know that character looks a little bit worse. You're going to be like Superman territory there. This is like somebody not recognizing Justin Timberlake. Oh my god. That's how famous he became when he unmasked in front of the world. This is such a bad issue. It's like, I'm wearing-- it's not Spider-- he's wearing scrubs. It either way. We could be. Jay Michael. Thank you for the interview. We do enjoy your books. We do enjoy your writing. But now it is time, as you've acknowledged by moving on to leave the line and go to someone else, thank you for that. But it's not so much someone else like you suck as a writer. It's like someone else. You might have some energy. Something fresh. Something fresh because I've enjoyed his-- Would you like to take up a writing? Would you really, really enjoy it as well? Who would you be your perfect writer for? John Sweet. John Sweet. For Spiderman. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. So I'm really good writing went on in this Booster Gold book. Booster Gold is the DC book. And what this is is Jeff Johns and another writer who's friends with Ian. I'm going to try and get him on the show. Booster Gold. He's the guy who is from the future, comes back because he knows when the accidents are going to happen, when people need saving, and he wants to become the biggest superhero in the world and get tons of endorsements and cash in and be known as the best superhero in the world. That really sounds like the best time travel scheme ever. Yes. Now he's here. I'm going to be a fucking hero. And he's a jerk. And his best friend the Blue Beetle, Ted Kord, died before a crisis. And here he has this opportunity to get Ted back because, okay, 52 in that whole crisis made 52 universes. In those discrepancies, people are like, okay, the bad guys are. We can go back in time and kill the green lantern or kill Superman or kill Batman at their most vulnerable points. Booster has to go back and stop them because someone from the future is killing off all the superheroes. Booster has to go and stop them. The thing is, booster cannot take credit for any of this because if he does, the person in the future will see that come back and kill him. So booster, in fact, in the series is going to become the greatest superhero in history just like he wanted, but he can't take credit for any of it. And it is such a good series and it's so much fun. He saves a kid from, like his little time thing goes off and says, a bridge is going to collapse and like, you know, get there and he gets there, he saves a kid from dying when this bridge collapses and the kid goes, thanks, I can't wait to tell my friends that booster gold saved me. He goes, tell them Superman did it. You know, he flies off. Awesome. It's a lot of fun to read. It's awesome. Yeah, well, I'm starting to, it's books like this that are making me care more and more and his agreement, he says, okay, I'll go along with your plan. I'll keep acting like a jerk. I'll keep living down what I'm doing, but the agreement is we need to save Ted Kord and bring him back my best body of the blue beetle, which is messing with the past, something you have to swear not to do. And there he goes. It's a really good book. Unlike the Halo book, I did not enjoy it. This Bendis one with Alexman leaves artwork. And this is so hit or miss, it's so hit or miss. And this is not about, it's just a fairly bland book. No. The art works great, but the story is about between a Master Chief storyline, which kind of bookends this story in Cleveland on Earth looking for a key, and it's like a battle started to fight, you know. Graham was telling me about it and he said it makes sense because he's read the books and stuff. Did Graham read it? Yeah, I got it for Graham. And he's a big Halo fan, so I got it for Graham and he said because of the books he was able to tell what was going on, I don't think that's okay. I think that it should stand on its own and it should carry itself as a story independently of all the other media that's out there. And it didn't hold its weight with me. That sucks. Yeah, I didn't get it because I didn't want to waste my money. Yeah. You know what? I'm telling you right now. I'm going to get the next three. Really? I got a no. You know what I mean? Did you read the graphic novel? You know, he let me borrow it and I haven't. Okay. It looks boring. Right. Yeah. I have the hard back now. There's so many things like that. It's just like it's a writer I know but I don't like this shit like just this new ghost writer came out by Garth Ais and I'm just like I don't want to fucking do it. And the I fan boy guys totally called me out because I said I didn't like powers. Oh really? And I'm telling you. Everyone says. Everyone says. Everybody. What? Powers isn't good. It's the same. It's the same. It's been the same fucking storyline and I said it on their podcast in San Diego. The secret podcast. People were hating on it. I was on the I fan boy forums actually and I'm like I can't really dig the powers too much as well. I've been trying to get through that first trade and granted I've been trying to do it. Oh get through it. And then it's the same trade. He did he did shake it up once by having monkeys fuck in one storyline which means that powers is the exact same storyline over and over again and it works out like a CSI or one of these days. Right. One of these procedural shows. And a lot of people like this. We're at the end. You mean the biggest TV shows? Yeah. Someone says. Absolutely. Yeah. They're aimed with people with the lowest common denominator. And I'm sorry Ron. Nice. This is the king of queens. Yeah. At the end of the episode you always have somebody be like I did it which is exactly what happens in powers. He goes through all this crap you know he's got a couple of porn sequences in there and then at the end someone goes nuts so and he did it. That sucks. It's every freaking storyline. Tell me different Ron Richards. And this last one had like a two page spread of what's his name the main character getting in all of this girlfriend and it's like close up of a nipple. Close up of this. Close up of that. And I'm like wait. You don't know. He's trying to go for realism. It should be like a splash page or something do you go in two seconds it's like a whole porn sequence that's the reality for him for the rest of us we can go no it actually is kind of real. Do you want to last like that? We're talking about this. We were talking about this. I'm good with two seconds. You want sex to roughly last around 20 to 30 minutes. No way I'm a two hour guy. Go to fucking sleep. Fuck out of here. Yeah you're talking about once it's in like 30 minutes from in. For play? For play. I can get her heated in about five minutes. Including for play. That's like the funniest part. You know you have some second get the fuck out of here. The people who don't have sex say that. So listen. That is like the funnest part. You just like. Hey ladies. I love for play. Fuck you. Wow. No. I'm telling you right now. I don't have sex as John. There it is. Here's the thing. Just because your selfish in bed doesn't make you. No. We're both very good. Oh no. I make sure that she's got hers before I get mine. No yeah. Because after I get mine I can give her shit if she got hers. Wow. No I'm only. No it's absolutely true. Yeah it's absolutely true. Of course. You have to be. Yeah but one of our forums members. One of our forums members said one of those brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant things. Eric. Eric our buddy who's going to be starting a podcast soon actually. Oh yeah. Eric. Do I want to picture this? Yeah he said it while you were there. Remember? What do you say? We were talking about, we were at Comic Con San Diego. We were all having dinner. We were talking about porn and stuff and he said something brilliant. There's nothing more boring than porn once you're done. Yeah no. Pornography. Pornography is an industrial. Come on. It's industrial afterwords. Come on. You know what I do after sex. Back to comics. He's just waiting to get back to comics. I actually, I do the whole spoon in. We're going to sleep. And then. Yeah. Sometimes I just turn over. That is the talk of a man desperately in need of a lot. I give in to my Hispanic culture and I indulge in the past. But you don't do it all the way. Right now Hispanics are laughing at you. That ain't me man. I give my ho and I turn around. Yeah. We go straight for babies everyday. Yeah. Yeah. As long as you pregnant. Hey. There's nine of my babies running around here. We are not racist. Let's get into video games. I'm really excited. Next week. I'm going to ask you for you guys a little bit of my plan on Metroid 3. I'm really excited about it. But you have been going all out on this game right here in Bioshock. Absolutely. I finished it. I finished it the day. Did you go to sleep right now? You didn't have foreplay with it. No. What is your impression having gone through the entire game? What's your impression, what was your impression of the game having gotten to fucking two hours? Or like your sting or some shit doing yoga please? The game. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to check the tape. Because V.J. is on assignment. That's right. Now what is your impression having finished the entire game? It's an amazing game. It's amazing looking. The storyline. Okay. The storyline is insane. You said we have 15 minutes remaining, Brian? Okay. I love the way that the story is told because there is no cutscenes that I think there might might have been one part in the entire game, maybe two, where you were not in control. Where you couldn't move, you couldn't move the character. You played through the exposition part. Right. I love that. Yeah. In the demo I loved that. Yeah. And you know the story is basically told through these tape diaries that you find throughout the world and then your own experiences as you go through. There's a great little twist in it. I'm not going to say anything but once you finish the game, play through it again because you'll notice it happening all the time. Anyway. Oh wait. Once you finish the game and you can play through it again and it's the same story? Well, it's the same story. It's a different difficulty level. You know, the thing is I'm going to say this, the only disappointing part I had with this game was the ending I got. Oh, you can get different endings? Was that your fault? Right. Well, you can get two different endings. You want to sit back down, buddy? Uh, man. You can get two different endings with the game and I got one so far. Yeah. And I know how to get the other one. Please. You're welcome. For anyone who, you know, jump on the forums, let me know what you thought because the ending that I got was really unsatisfied. How many endings are there, you know? There's two. Okay. There's two. And it's just you go through epic game like where you're just completely emotionally involved with this character and with what you're doing to this world. Describe what you're doing though. I mean, I've watched Ben play this game and first of all, it's gorgeous. Like, have you sucked the dick on how the world is in it? That's the expression you want to use. I want to say. Fucking awesome. What impressed me though? Can I go back to this? Hold on. What? Severely, actually. So I'm playing it on my HDTV and it's absolutely the first game, it's the first game that I've ever played on the 360 that deserves the HDTV. It's absolutely insane. Like you, you played the demo, but you don't have an HDTV. So you haven't experienced this. You have an HDTV. You have an HDTV. What else could you possibly watch your horrible DVDs on the DC? That's right. Anyway. Oh, I need to see Justin Timberlake's face. The Alpha Dog. But like, you get, I'm sure that everyone who has, who's watching this has, I'm just going to bulldoze right? Keep going, bulldoze. So, I'm sure by now you all know like the big part of the game is deciding what you're going to do after you kill the big daddy, which is that guy on the cover. With the little sisters, you have two choices. You can either save them and use them or something. No, you say them, you relinquish them of this parasite. When you kill the big daddies though, tell them about it. Oh my God. Fucking disturbing it. The first, okay, so the little sisters are little girls that are falling around these big hulking giants and in order to do anything, in order to do anything with the little girls, you have to kill the protectors. Okay. And these, I mean, these are the bosses of the game. Now I played it through on Easy the first time and it got really easy, like the big daddies you could eventually just kill. Okay, but when you kill them, what happens? When you kill them, oh my God. Okay. So the little girls start crying. Oh, that's crazy. You're just here, you're just here, Mr. Bubbles, wake up. Wake up. Mr. Bubbles. Did you watch this? And you just... He told me about it. What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my God. Here, let me... That's horrible. And then like you have the choice to save them or... Put them out of their misery. Yeah. Well, you said... You keep them alive or the other thing is to harvest and if you harvest them, they die. They disappear. What is harvest? What is harvest? It's good for you, if you harvest. You take their energy or something like that. You take the atom. You take this thing that's in them that is... It's cool because the good, it's the points of the game. It's cool because the game is also kind of a... It's so cool though, you know? And it's sort of a judge of who you are and how you would deal with situations because... A little... A lot of times Ben was telling me that it's just like... The first couple of times. Either you're part of the machine or you can make the choice. Right. Like the main thing that you hear throughout the game is a man makes a choice, a slave obeys is basically the theme of this game. Are you going to...? And you made their choice. Yeah. What choices did you make? The thing is, I started making choices about halfway through the game, which is the reason I got the ending that I did. That's funny. Because... You're a wishy-washy, so you got a wishy-washy ending. Yeah, exactly. No, I didn't get the wishy-washy ending. Yeah, I got the bad ending. But yeah, so I'm replaying it right now. Just as the end. It's basically dot-dot-dot. I remember the meeting guy. I remember beating Battletoads. Congratulations. Congratulations. You did. Okay. That's the only way you can beat Battletoads. There's games like Battletoads, and just a few other games just like you know. I will tell you honestly, I can only beat it on an emulator. But it was still a pain in the ass, and at the very end, congratulations. Oh, that's... You're just like... Which is the game that gave you the congratulations that was spelled wrong? Oh, I don't know. It's like congratulations. The best ending to an 8-bit game was by on a commando. Just because that last enemy was Hitler's brain in a helicopter. Come on. How great is that? Guess Wolfenstein. You've got Hitler in a Bionic Sea. Oh, that's cool. Just Hitler and anything rules. Yeah, because the Savage Dragon has... The Savage Dragon has... Zig Heil baby. The Savage Dragon villain is the Hitler's brain in a gorilla. Oh. The Savage Dragon, one of their villains. That's right. That's right. I never got... What I was talking about where Hitler... Hitler rules is where a Hitler, like something Hitler's in rules, is if you guys have ever seen hard rock zombies, now I'm going to spoil this. I'm going to ask for you. No, no. What is it? You've never seen hard rock zombies. You've never seen hard rock zombies? It sounds up my fucking... Yeah. Absolutely. Have I ever read the fucking thing to you out loud? No. You know what? I'm going to... Does your internet work? Yeah. You guys talk about this shit. No, no, no. We'll get a wrap up this show. We'll go ahead and talk about it on the forums at geekscape.com/form. Oh, my God. But basically, you have werewolves. You have Nazi sex perverts. You have a zombie kind of pervert you need. You have people... But the thing is that this rock band goes to grant Gwynnall or something and gets killed and then this woman falls in love with one of them, resurrects them so they can save the world from Hitler. Oh, wow. That's a great plot. I wish I'd thought of it. We've got some other games that came out on the Xbox 360 and demo. We have Skate. Yeah. Which I saw you play. I played Skate with two. Who plays Skate? Skate games anymore. I mean, really, I honestly want to know that 1998 is over. Right. Well, 2001 and 2002. Right. You know, "Honey Hog" is... Honestly, I downloaded it. Everybody stopped playing it. Yeah. I took the time to download it. I was playing it. One, it's not the Tony Hawk. I do like that you have to manually Ollie instead of just pressing a button. I do like that. It's tricks you have to do manually. Each button controls either one leg or the other leg or one arm. The one drawback to this Gilmore is that I do suck as badly in that game as I would in real life. Yeah. No, it's absolutely true. Tony Hawk won. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won a Playstation. There's a few games that I sincerely believe that no one can kick my ass at. And that's one of them. That's one of them. That's one of them. That and Capcom. Yeah. Marvel versus Capcom 2. I swear to God, you will not beat me. Challenge me. Yeah. You will. Seriously. Yeah. What else we got? That was scary. Yeah. It was just a little underwhelming. Really? Really? Really? Download it. Alright. Don't download it before you even rent it. And if you want an even bigger, eh, Settlers of Catan. This is a fucking cult. It's a board game. This is a hippie cult ass shit which I swear to God, I'm not in a nice game. It's me. In defense of hippie cult members. My half-sister Michelle and her husband David are huge board game fans and they got me to play Settlers of Catan once. And I was a little more into that game, which I wasn't that into, than when I watched your play. Ooh, you watched it. I can't believe that you sat through and watched at least, but at least it's shorter on the 3/6. It's absolutely shorter. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Okay. So I want to tell you, like, I, my old roommate in Seattle loves this game. He, him and his friends. The real version? Seriously. They go out and they, like, they make nights of it, instead of, yeah, instead of going out to hell. That's how my, that's how my brother was. When that's how my people were. My ex. They fucking spent, and you spend, like, I, they got me to play one game. They got me to play one game and it was boring as hell. I know. And it took two hours to get one game. I'm right there. I used to have, I used to have, how are we on time? We're fine. Okay. So. I used to have an ex-girlfriend. I think two or three ex-girlfriends ago. And she was huge hippie. Her whole family, we would always go to Santa Cruz. But Patulien, her putt. She was, but like, um, it's, it's a fella. He loves a hairlegs. And then, so I did kind of have to deal with that. Ah! Some cheese grander. It was love. Did you get it, like, on your ears? Like, cheese grander? It was love. And this, this is Turnewon. I'm glad I'm shaving today. You know what? It kind of love. Please also, I'm so sorry, Zoe. She was Lebanese. Oh, you have to say her name. 'Cause at this point. Now you're sorry. 'Cause at this point. She was fine before you said her name. She's Lebanese. But she's Lebanese. And so. This would be like the last thing. Like, right after she shaves. Oh. It's like. But not on her face, right? No, no, no, no. Not on her face. On her face. Anyways, the whole, anyways. I love this family. This family became, like, my family. But they would spend entire night, like, from 5 p.m., people start playing settlers. I'm like, fuck. Like, I have to go watch a movie. Like, I should have brought a fucking. When are they done with Settlers of Catan? They're done with Settlers at Catan at 3 a.m. No, you seriously. Holy, the family? The father, the mother. That's a mother. That's a few games, though. It's a few games. Wow. That's a few games. But everyone's always, okay, next game, who wants. It's like, really? It's that kind of boredom that leads you to having foreplay for, like, fucking two hours. Yes. That's just bullshit. 'Cause let me tell you, man. Like, that's bullshit. Foreplay for that long. No, not foreplay for two hours. You have to do shit, like, mental at that point. You have to, like, stare at them and go, "Ohhh!" No, I gotta laugh. Okay, making out. Let's time it up. Making out. Making out, making out, like, 15, 20 minutes, and then from there on out you go. That's in high school. Then you go to the bases, and then you go through all that shit, and that, dude, I take it slow. I take it, unless you're having a quickie. That makes me question. That makes me question. That makes me question if I ever had a two-hour session of foreplay, because that sounds boring. Oh, no. Not a foreplay. I'm including the sex in the two hours. Okay. That's really fucking fun. But if I'm going to do two hours, I'm going to do two hours. Is that reasonable? Sure our audience loves the picture of this dude having sex in any way, shape, or form with anything. And you, and you finishing in two seconds, and then rolling over. No, two seconds. Time's five. Wow. We're losing everybody. Stop. So, hey, there are comics to be read. Ladies, please, pick a number, there are comics to be read. I will lay one of you, and then I read a comic, and it'll prepare me for the next one. I just don't... Comics are my foreplay. I just don't... Geekscape. Wow. That's a good way to end that. So, let me tell you guys, we have a whole community on geekscape.net, especially the forums. Brian and I have actually seen mock-ups of the upcoming website. Things are coming along, but we got to make it nice. I didn't. Thanks, modern boy. So, we are working on that. In the meantime, go ahead and join our community at geekscape.net/forums by a t-shirt or a tote bag. I got some of that stuff over here, and they're very fashionable and affordable. And the ring gifts for your mom. Yeah, your mom, one of the hope bags. And the bag with nuts. We're also starting this thing on the forums, it's been going two weeks, people have been very generous. It's trade for the troops. We're collecting old magazines, old trade paper racks, old games, old DVDs, and mailing them to some fellow geeks in Iraq to make their stay a little bit easier, give them a taste of home. You can also join us on MySpace@MySpace.com/Geekscape.net. No, actually, it's MySpace.com/Geekscape.net. You can also join our group if you search on Facebook for Geekscape, you can find our group there, our little club, and also help us out. There's a donate button on the forums at geekscape.net/forums because Gilmore needs stronger locks on his closet. Closet. Do the girls, yeah. Yeah, Brian Gilmore needs bigger locks for his closet full of girls. That's right. That is awesome. I love it. I love it. He doesn't care. So, I'll let those girls out. Go ahead and donate. There's photos on the TV. And we'll see you guys next week with our review of, we did do the trades, you and Twiddle D. We're talking the whole time. How come we're done? You definitely are. Alright, it's cool. We will see you guys next week. You can see. Bye, guys. Love you. Love you. Feeling's mutual. Wow. I'm sure. Wow. So, how many complaints do you think you're getting on this episode? Yeah, this one. It kind of went downhill after 20 seconds. seconds. [BLANK_AUDIO]