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Geekscape 30: Goodbye Daily Sadness

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Broadcast on:: 10 Jul 2007
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Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] Hey, what's up guys? This is Jonathan. I'm sitting down with Yogi and Dave from the Band Cruiserweight. I've been a fan of theirs for almost a decade. How long have you guys been around? Eight years. Yeah, I've been a fan of you guys. They're in L.A. recording their new album. I invited them over to the Geekscape couch here at Ben's Villa to talk about Transformers and give you guys episode 30 of Geekscape over the next 30 minutes. You know what? I say things like 45 minutes to an hour. Have I ever done a show under 45 minutes? I don't think I've done a show under 50 minutes. Only when you were at the tape. Except when you were on Everything Loves Raymond. Right. Everybody loves Raymond. That was only 25 minutes. You're calling me Romano. In the next hour, Solid Hour, you guys are going to get the latest news and reviews in the world of movies, video games, and comics. We've got Transformers to start with, but why don't you guys talk a little bit about your band? This new album you guys are recording. Introduce yourselves to the Geekscapeists. Hello. Geeks? That's right. Here you can get away with that. Yeah. I figured so much. I'm Yogi. This is Dave. Dave. We're End Cruiserweight, and we're here hanging out on the couch today. And you guys have been a band for eight years. Mm-hmm. And one thing I noticed is I'm always hearing stories from other bands, like People Wiener that you guys go on tour with. Mm-hmm. And now you guys have these epic Mario Kart DS battles. Yes. Yes. Now, I've played with, what's his name, Adam from People Wiener. And he is easily the best Mario Kart player I've ever played. He whoops the mask. Now, how do you fare against them? I lose. I win one out of six. That's about the right ratio. You know, we were playing a little GameCube, and, you know, this is the thing. I'm determined to, like, get the Wii version of Mario Kart as soon as it comes out. Yeah, I was going to say it's not out yet, right? Yeah, so I can get a hop on him. You know, at least I get, like, a couple hours. Like, you know, I don't know how well the tactics from the last game's transfer, but the guys are incredible. Yeah. It's pretty darn good. Some solid ass, for sure. And how would you describe your sound to our listeners? Indie Pop Rock. Yeah. There you go. Man, four people in the band. You play drums? Yes. You're a bassist, Dave. Then there's Arnie and Stella. She's the lead singer. And you're the only one that's not related, Dave. Right. Everyone else's brother and sister. Does it ever get to you, or are you part of the family now? No, every single time we do an interview, someone asks me that. It doesn't really, I don't even think about it. This is Dave looks as much like us as any of us. I would say that Arnie looks more like a Maxwell than you do. Dave does? Dave looks more like one than... Who's the story with that one? Than you do. About, what was that? Four years ago? I think the story goes back to 31 years when your mom was... No, no, no. About four years ago, we played a show on Halloween. Uh-huh. And Dave and I both decided, not knowing that the other one was doing it, to both dress up like Arnie. Oh, wow. So I should have dressed up like Arnie, and then Dave should have dressed up like Arnie, and he looked more like Arnie than I did. Wow. How does that make you feel? And it's not like our costumes were any different. It was a damn black t-shirt. You know? That is the stable one, Arnie wears. That's the stupidest costume right there. This new album will come out in the next 12 months somewhere in here. Maybe. It should be done with it by the end of summer, and hopefully it will come out shortly after, but it could be next year. For all we know. Well, we can't wait to hear it. You know? I can't wait to hear it. This is kind of good. No, that's good. You're gonna like it. Let's get down to the nitty gritty with Transformers. We've all seen the movie. You guys have all seen the movie. If not, it's either not out in the country that you're living in, or you're not a real geek. And you're the girlfriend that your boyfriend brought over and said, "Hey, check out this podcast." So, we've seen it. The Michael Bay Transformers. I could describe it, but you already know what it's about. Let's get down to it. What did you guys think of the movie? I liked it. I had a couple of complaints, but overall I thought it was really good. It's packed full of explosions and action sequences, but yeah, it was okay. No, wait a second. It was okay. You were watching it on your little thing. I'm gonna say how you got a copy, but you were watching it. You put it down, you close, and you go, "What a piece of shit." Did you mean that sincerely? It wasn't that good. The storyline sucked. I can understand the special effects and the actions and how the movie looks. But the plot and the storyline is the crappiest plot and storyline ever. You know, it very lies my complaints with the movie because I do love the movie, but it is really flawed. It's got problems that are huge problems. And A, it's too long. It's two and a half hours when it could have fit two and a half hours. There is a point towards the end of the movie at the Hoover Dam/ Monument to Expositional Dialogue. I like that they built the Hoover Dam just to have rooms in it where John Voider, a military guy can be like, "Now, what's in this room is top secret?" It was blank, blank, blank, here's some exposition. And over here, let me take you to another room that's top secret. And then they end up four characters. I think this is really important. Four characters end up in our room full of old radios trying to do something with the radios. All four of those characters are the least important part of the movie. And that scene is the least important part of the movie. And that little annoying gremlin transformers, Decepticon thing is the most pointless thing in the movie. The action in the film is going on elsewhere at that point. Why do we have that scene? Why do we have those characters? Because we've got to call in some military reinforcements. It's like the John Tetero character, the whole sector is everything. To go fight something in another room. It just slows down the film. I was explaining to somebody that when the Decepticon code can get hacked with a girl who looked like she just walked out of fucking wet seal, it really demeans the quality of your villain. If your villains have this code that can get hacked by an ex... I love Anthony Anderson, I think he's really funny. But the big mama's house shit is like... I don't want to speak for black America, but that's racist. The picture is... Hold on, you're gonna talk about racism, and you're gonna talk about how a woman... ...attractive woman can't be smart enough to hack a code? Yeah, I'm gonna say that on this film. Racism is no good, but sexism is totally taller. I think my argument on this one, Yogster, is ageism. Ageism, okay. Do we know anybody that, like, look at her. Do you expect somebody to be, like, at least a professor of something to be able to crack that shit? I don't know. Did you see the 300, the room of 300 of the most top secret... Right. ...gonna get mines that run in, and they're all, like, 12? Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that, I don't buy. Plus, that whole code-breaking story arc just didn't work. You know, what we want to focus on is... She's a LeBouff, who I thought was great. And the Bumblebee relationship, I think that needed to be strengthened, so by the time that Mumblebee gets captured, you actually feel some emotion? Yeah. 'Cause there wasn't any emotion. Yeah, not too much. The Sector 7 stuff, they just seemed extra. I think that there's a really, really, really great movie in here. It just... I feel like we were watching the director's cut DVD. Oh. Speaking of my friend... Yeah, who did this movie? I can tell you're a drummer. Michael Bay. Michael Bay, right? Michael Bay, right, exactly. Michael Bay, right. Yeah, that's why I think I was all right with all this things, 'cause that was kind of my expectations just based on his previous movies. I felt like the action's gonna be killer, but the story I'm probably not gonna care about. So I didn't break any of my expectations. Yeah, but that being said, the action sequences were incredible. Yeah, definitely. I mean, how long can you play the parents don't see the Decepticons on a lawn joke? Yeah. That was about 30 minutes. Yeah, it was kind of long. But the action scenes were awesome. There were times when you lose track of what happens and you can only really tell the outcome of a battle when you see who's still standing. Yeah, yeah. You don't see how they got there. You don't see the action sequences play out. It felt like what you said, Ben, they're too close. But you know what? Go find a fucking better giant robot action film. Yeah. You're not gonna find it. That first sequence in Qatar is just badass. Yeah, it's good. You know, the Scorponok stuff is awesome. Well, that's one of my complaints. It's one of my complaints in it. It's like the best action was in the first 10 minutes. The clearest action. Yeah, the actual where you can tell what's happening. The coolest part of the whole movie is the first 10 minutes. Mm-hmm. Which is kind of gay. I put that on silent, but it's right. You hear me in my phone, Ben? I put it on your show. It sucks. Yeah. Is that what it says? It happens. It happens. The times when you could make out the action and then I thought it was really sweet. I got pumped up. I guess it was Starscream maybe. Someone like got hit. The little backflip and then immediately turned into the jet and took off. That's another thing. Now, you explain this to me. Starscream's a jet. Megatron's a starship. Yeah. They're pretty much still the same form he was when he was in the planet because he got frozen. But I don't get... Okay. I didn't see a difference in them. And when Megatron says, "You failed me again, Starscream." I said, "Wait, wait, wait. When did he fail you the first time?" And that was like a surprise line. We weren't witness to that. Yeah. Problems like this, I feel like it wasn't tight enough. I actually really liked the humor. Except for the one bit with the parents that went a little too long. I thought some of the funny stuff. Like, you know, just some of the lines. I thought that stuff was cute. Yeah. You know? It helped it stay a kids movie. Even the line, like when he says, "More than meets the eye" when he's trying to impress the girl. I thought that stuff was well done. Some of the writing was really tight. It just felt too spread out. You know? Will I see the movie again? Absolutely. Good luck finding another Transformers movie. That's the satisfactory. Do you think they were trying to please too many people at once? And that's how the movie ended up being way too big? No, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it was totally what I expected. I mean, you didn't have a high up. Did you see Die Hard? No, not yet. Jesus, I want to see that movie. Die Hard, I feel like it's tight. It has just enough of what you need to stay with it every step of the way. Not start thinking about your laundry or what you got to do later. With this movie around two thirds of the way through, it was time for it to end. Die Hard feels like every step of the way. The writing seems like it's servicing the action just enough to set up the action sequences. This one, I feel like there was a little too many. And in this room, Herbert Hoover built it in. It's like, dude, just give us robots fighting. Give us a tiny bit of reason. I feel like the Bumblebee relationship with Sam, they played the joke out with the radio songs a little too long. We needed to really feel some emotion between the two of them, especially for that. Because that's huge. When they want to rescue Bumblebee, you actually have to want them to rescue Bumblebee and feel that connection. So, I'm all for a sequel. I hope we get a sequel. If for nothing else, just for some more characters. Right, I want to see Hard Rod. More importantly, how long till the porn spoof is out? Oh, you're right. What would the title be? What would you say it would be? What would they transform into? I'm picturing some sort of transgender porn. Would there be robot titties in it? Like, trans sex formers. Oh, God. Man cheese? Like, you know, chicks with dicks, you know? Stuff like that. That's what I'm envisioning. Oh, I thought you were going robo titties as well too. Oh, that's great. That's great. They say chicks with dicks. I'm really talking about you. I'm mad now. Exactly. Thanks for throwing me under that fucking bus, buddy. And I will be in it as Ray Romano. Speaking of transgender emails, they're making a sex in the city movie. As I segue us into news. Have you found us in news? Have you heard of this? That's news. Like, nobody saw them. Nobody saw this coming. I have news for you guys. I'll be the first one to break it. They're going to make us a brand-nose movie. Granted, nobody's working on it yet. But come on. They're going to make movies out of these fucking things, you know? I'm surprised we haven't had a friends movie yet. But yeah, there's a sex in the city movie. That's about all we need to cover it on Geekscape. You went and saw it in the theaters. You wanted to talk about, what's the name of this thing? The theater? Cloverfield. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Cloverfield. Cloverfield is the tentative name. That's the working title for this. Unnamed. Where did you find that? Oh, dude. There's all this stuff online about this. It's the JJ Abrams trailer that you guys saw before Transformers where the kids are having this going away rooftop party. Here are some booms outside. They run out to the roof. And things are getting torn apart. People run out in the streets. It's all handheld. It's like a handheld trailer. Everybody's running around. And then you see explosions in the distance. And the destruction is getting closer and closer. And then you just see something flying in the air. And it bounces once down the street. Takes out all these cars. People are running for their lives. And then when it comes to arrest, it's the Statue of Liberty's head. And everybody's like, what the fuck? And it's all handheld. And there's questions about whether or not it's going to be a handheld movie. It is. Is it really? They've already announced it. Okay. We got the inside track here with Ben Dunn. He's already hacked into them. And why aren't you one of those 300 hackers and transformers, Ben? You got the password for all those porn sites. That's not really hacking. It's my job. It's determination. And there's rumors that it has to evolve like Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Cthulhu. Cthulhu? Cthulhu? The little tentacle guy? Yeah. No, no. Yeah. I read some of that stuff. There's sites. I went to one of these sites. What was the name of the site of that dude? Ethan Haas. Ethan Haas was right. I went to this. Wrong. And I went to Ethan Haas was right. And there was a little puzzle that I had to work through. And I got this video of some guy being like, help me. Yeah. And I was like, okay, this is lame. And then I got to another little puzzle. And I got halfway through it before I decided to do something with my life. But I'm there after just seeing that trailer. You're there. We're going to start finding out more about this movie. But that's cool. It's supposedly with this Cthulhu stuff. It's the old gods coming back to retake the world. But that's only on one site. I read that on one site. Well, now we got all the conspiracies. Right. And there's actually two sites of Ethan Haas was wrong. And one of them I think is just like a blog is doing it. Okay. And that's the one that mentions it's Cthulhu. Oh, okay. The one that's official with just the blog spot one. It doesn't mention it. Okay. But it's Bad Robot. They're doing it through Paramount. How great would it be if it was part of the trademarker Matt Stone deal? And they were just fucking with us. That would actually be the most brilliant thing ever. Paramount and Trey Parker Matt Stone hooked up with J.J. Abrams. We doing okay on everything in time and everything's recording. Fake Vijay. Vijay will be back. He went to, well, can't talk about it, but he was airlifted. A big government thing. Vijay usually shoots our show guys and he is not here. Gotta tell you guys about Stan Bush. Do you guys don't know who Stan Bush is? Stan Bush is the guy who goes, "You got the touch." He was outside my transformer screaming. I got a picture with him. Dude, I got his signed CD. That's awesome. Did you get the hand job? I gave it. Did you sing while you did it? The meeting Stan Bush may have been better than the movie. We just played him at college all the time on the college radio. We played him non-stop. So what else we got? You sent me some stuff about Zack Penn rewriting Dirty Dozen for Joel Silver. Did you ever see the Dirty Dozen, the original Dirty Dozen? Yeah. Can you explain it to me? I never actually saw it. I'm a big liar. Well, it's about the western. No, no, that's magnificent. That's magnificent. I saw that. Dirty Dozen is about-- Oh, it's a war thing. Right. Got it. It's a POW camp. They're escaping. If it's pre-1970, I don't watch it. Is it? I don't know. I'm sorry. Oh, you mean aero-wise. Yeah. Aero-wise. Okay. Did you explain it to me? It's just about these dozen soldiers trying to get out of a POW camp. Have you seen small soldiers with the Kirsten Dunst and the little characters? Yeah. All those army guys that are played by the guys who were in Dirty Dozen. They didn't help the movie. No. So he's doing this-- we're doing this Dirty Dozen. The thing is, though, isn't Quentin Tarantino also doing this Dirty Dozen type World War II movie, isn't that what he's also been talking about? Getting Michael Madsen and Adam Sandler to do a war movie. Now you've got Brian Singer and Tom Cruise doing a World War II movie. You know that, right? No. Yeah. Tom Cruise and Brian Singer are doing a World War II movie. Oh, that's a one-- He's not allowed to shoot on-- Tom Cruise is playing the guy who missed Assassinating Hitler? Yeah. It's about the Assassinating Hitler. World War II movies. Hey, guys. It's 1997 again. Remember like '98 when Saving Private Ryan came out? We started getting World War II movies. It's that time again, man. You don't like them? I'm a sucker for World War II movies. Are you really? Did you watch Banana Brothers? Yeah. That was the shit, actually. It's amazing. Yeah. We'll see. I mean, I'm a sucker for anything. I'll see the Sex and the City movie if it's done well. Oh. You know, if it's a good movie, I'll see it. You know, if you've got mail with the chicks from the Sex and the City, I won't see it. Can we talk about a movie that Dave and I just watched? Of course. She's the man. Have you seen this one with Amanda Bynes? Absolutely not. You haven't seen that. You should watch it. It's Dave's new favorite. No, wait a second. That's our actor over there. He's an experience trained actor. Of course, he's going to relate it to Twelfth Night. That's what it is. Fuck you. I'm going to relate it to just one of the guys, which is a kick ass 80s movie. Just one of the guys is great. Or Ladybugs. Ladybugs is all right. It's kind of the same thing. Ladybugs is Brandis is all right. It's kind of the same thing. Obviously, Jonathan Brandis wasn't happy with it. Oh. She's a man's awesome, though. Oh, wow. You like it. Wow. It's entertainment. That's the thing about being in a band. You guys have to fail time to entertain it. You guys have to fill time in a band. Like, there's a lot of time when you guys are just sitting around. Yeah. And that's how shit like this happens. Yeah. Where you end up seeing... No, no, no. This happened because I'd already seen it twice on demand. And it came on. And I was like, "Dave, we're watching this." Have you seen this, Ben? Oh, yeah. Of course you have. Because you own Sahara. Wow. This is my favorite part of filming at my place. I love filming at your place. Oh, can I go ahead and point out the jerk off section of his TV? Yeah. We have... What is it? What is it? There we go. What is it? Right next to each other. Yeah, just go ahead and bring them over. No work better. What is this? If we got... First we got... Maximum Uncovered Volume 3. It was right next to Little Miss Sunshine. The jerk off section of his DVDs. There it is. Ben. There it is. Ben. Ben. I love you. But you have to stop hanging out with Gilmore. You have to stop. Notice he hasn't been on these episodes? It's for your own sake. He's too much of an influence on you. That's fucked up. Can I borrow? Just a little bit. A little fucked up. We've also got some news. Robert Zemeckis. You know how he did the whole Polar Express thing digital? Supposedly this Beowulf. You start seeing the posters for this Beowulf with Brad Pitt. He is digital. Now he wants to do a Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey. Polar Express style. Playing, you know, Ebony's or Scrooge. I don't know, man. What if Jim Carrey just does Christmas movies from now on? Graham had a really funny joke. He said, if you're an actor and you walk into a meeting, and somewhere during that meeting, they pitch you an idea that ends in, and then you save Christmas, your career is one step lower than it was before you walked into the room. There you go. And then you save Christmas. Your career just took another rung down the ladder. Speaking of Brad Pitt, he wants to do a bullet remake. Another classic movie that I didn't see. Have you seen Bullet? I've seen the chase scene. Everybody's seen the chase scene. You know what I mean? That is where Bullet was that 1970s Steve McQueen movie where you see the very famous San Francisco chases "I know the best" from GTA San Andreas when you go to San Francisco and they emulate the whole bullet chases over the hills. But for the most part, you know what? Here's my thing on remakes. Go for it. You know, people get really fucking crazy with remakes and they get really mad. Dude, if you're upset, go see the original. It's still there. I get a little more peeved when it's stuff like Lucas saying I'm remaking it, I'm changing it, and I'm not going to acknowledge that the older ones were ever made. That revisionist stuff kind of changes me a bit. Because you know what? I feel like once a film is gone, it's no longer in your hands. As much as you own it, the audience is in love with it and it's the what they believe in. I love that they came out again with these Star Wars, the original trilogy in a nice way without any of that computer CGI stuff on it. I have yet to get over it enough to buy the box. But I'll heal in time. So we talked about, she's the man. What, 13 going on 30? I saw that in the theater, man. That was in a relationship. It's one of those things where it's like, okay, I drive you to this. You know, we would just eat cake. Now let's go play football. Now I got to fucking see 13 going on 30. Wow. You're in a relationship. You have to do shit like that, don't you? Well, it's kind of the opposite. I mean, David, are you seeing anybody? No. Dave, single folks. With me, it's the opposite. It's like, you know, I'm like, maybe come on. Let's go watch a walk and remember again. No way. And then I'll go drink pizza. He loves his stuff. I love that shit. See, how many copies of a walk to remember do I have? You should only have one. Three. What? I have three. I have it on VHS. And then I bought it on DVD. And then someone else gave it to me right after I bought it on DVD for my birthday on DVD. What? What's a walk to remember? Mandy Moore. The Mandy Moore. Which is like dies? Yeah. That movie? It's your fest. Oh, I can't watch that. I don't know if she dies. But the thing is, I also DVR, what are they? Is that an extreme home makeover? No, you don't. Yeah. I watch that every week. Laura's always watching that stuff. You've got to get a week with Brian. Guys, when I'm on the boards at Geekscape.net, it's usually because Laura's watching extreme makeover home edition on the TV. And I usually have my headphones on. You have to cry once a week, Jonathan. Yeah, but I cry when I cut myself. That's how you fall asleep at night. That's how I fall asleep at night. And a pool of my own blood and tears. Well, she cut your wiener. There it is. A little bit. A little bit. With your teeth. Well, the blood is a natural lubricant. So, I kind of just slide to your fingers. It's the most fucked up thing that happens. I kind of feel sorry for Stella being in a van with like three guys all the time. I don't. It's the most fucked up thing you guys have done on the road. Are you guys like one of those prank bands? No, not really. We're pretty tame, actually. We don't have to create fuck up stuff. Fuck up stuff. Not with you. Fuck up stuff happens every day. You know? Whether it's whatever. I just can't wait to see who you guys tour with on this next album. And they'd be like, dude. We've already got nine months lined up the proper roads. And they're like, you know what? Those guys watch "She's the Man" every fucking day. Before they played. So, you guys are the guys who saw that movie. That's amazing. I see it. I don't even think Amanda Bynes is that attractive. She's no Mandy. That's because you haven't seen her dress up like a man yet. Yeah. Get us here in the school suit. You know, the school uniform suit. You know, it's like another level of girl in the school, girl outfit. Wow. I think every actor probably gets a script where they have to play the opposite sex. And they see it as a thespian challenge. Would you play the opposite sex? It's too easy. Oh, it's too easy. That's a response from Ben. It's too easy. I was not trained in this way. He's like holding a skull. No. The ruffled sleeve. I was not true. The... Actually, the thing, the thing about it. Cut the hem and like a fucking commercial dress is a hot dog. The thing about this ruffling, what are you going to understand is? She is terrible. She's a really bad actress. No, no, no, no. She is terrible at pretending to be a man. Oh, really? It's not believable. So am I. Right now. But... Oh. Whatever. You got to stop for a second and mention netriver.net, our sponsor. There, who handle all our bandwidth, they handle our website. They make geekscape.net possible. If you guys are watching this episode, it's only by the good graces of netriver.net. Go check them out. Sign up for one of their hosting plans. If you guys want, plug in the promotional code GILMORE. You get 10% off. And that's how we're hooked up. We've got a couple scapists who've been signing up for their plans. They're pretty cheap and they're extremely reliable. So, netriver.net. Do you guys have sponsors or something like that? Do you get like a free kit pieces or something from that or discounts from anybody? No, I don't. You went to the sentence store. You went to one of these quickie marks that got changed over from one of them. I'm on a Burbank. Amazing. Amazing. What do you get that? You got the Buzz Cola? You got some Buzz Cola. You got Swishies. Is that a regular slushie or is it a certain flavor? No. It's a fucking slurpee. Yeah, and they just put a different sign. It's a slurpee with a different sign. A different cup. But it's good. You got some flavors. Okay. They're like Simpson's named. The blue note was awesome. Okay. You got the big pink donuts? No, what are those called? Chris, what are those called? I don't know. Oh, in the show. I don't remember. In the show. It's like a movie donut there. Yeah, it's the donut from the movie. But it's like, yeah, like on the... If you go to the similar website, it just calls it the big pink donut. Well, Gilmore and I are going to go down to 7-11 and shoot a segment. I might as well play that for you guys right now. Hey guys, this is Brian Gilmore and we are here in L.A. at one of the 12 Quicky Marts. It's all around the United States. And as you can see behind me, there is a ridiculous line to get in to something that is just a 7-11. Uh, I have with me here a delicious chutney squishy. Squishy. It's on the frickin'. Oh. Oh, that's disgusting. [Music] Alright, so I'm about to eat the official movie donut of the Simpsons movie. It's the "oh" in the word "movie" so let's see how good it is. That's pretty good. It is. That's better than your average donut. Nice. We're still fine. Laura? Laura's not bad. She said it's good. That's Laura. Laura's the donut good. So I'm here with some guys in line at the Quicky Mart, one of the only 12 in the United States. Um, but it really, it's a 7-11. I just wanted to go, what are you guys waiting in line for? Uh, it's just, uh, it's cause of the Simpsons movie just to check it out. Stuff that they're selling inside, Buzz Cola and Squishy. It's like one, one time thing so we just want to see it. Yeah, exactly. It's only happening once. Might as well enjoy it. Alright. Um, so what are you guys going to get when you get in there? The donuts, man. The slurpies and the Buzz Cola. What? The slurpies. What? I mean the squishy. That's right. The Buzz Cola. What are some good things that have happened at a Quicky Mart? Um, probably when a poo tried to go all Americanized and yeah, he wasn't pulling it off. So some of the guys in here are actually wearing a poo wear. Like they kind of look like a poo himself. Um, is that racist? I don't know. Who am I to say? Who, what's your, it's more funny than racist. Well, they are Indian. Oh, there you go. I mean, quick trivia. Quick trivia. What's a poo's name? Last name. Oh, man. I don't know how to pronounce it. Oh, does it have a last name? No. Oh. Wrong. Go. Um, no. Hossa Pita. Pedin. Something. Oh, she's so close. Oh, I don't know. I'm not. Oh, she don't get it. It's so great. Aw, come on. Nahossa Pima Petalon. What are you guys doing here? Uh, we like lines. What's a poo's, what's a poo's brother's name? He has a brother? Ben? It's Sanji. Uh, Mark of a man with no life. No, that's absolutely ridiculous. A Kryptonian could always beat a ville's remind. Always. No. Don't ignore me. Don't ignore me. No. Okay, yeah. The great answer. Yeah, just don't say anything. So, that was Gilmore and I. And we're back. Uh, hearing in Culver City. Seeing, uh, seeing what everybody thought of the whole Simpsons makeover. Um, you guys been caught in book fans? No. Um, and I'll be seeing people. Yeah. Uh, no. I stopped reading comic books when I was probably like 14 or something. I kind of just fell off. Why did you lose the magic in your soul? He started having sex. I played, I played with Bardi's. I played with the comics. That's what I was doing. I like it. You just fib this entire time. Banging. But, uh, you got out of it. I obviously didn't. Around the time I was 15, I was hanging out at this one comic store. And the owner said, uh, was on the phone. And I was about to turn 16. I remember the owner very clearly, uh, I was trying to ask him a question. And he was on the phone. And he goes, oh, who's that? Yeah, this is guy Jonathan. He's going to start working here when he turns 16. And so I like segued from being like a comic book store, like, hanger outer. You know, those people who always just hang out at the store, uh, to being employed by the comic store. Um, so that's how that worked. And since I got that job at 16, I've become even more into comics. Uh, I pretty much buy a shitload every, uh, damn week. How much do you spend in comics a week, Ben, do you think? I don't know weekly. Monthly is about... Monthly? $40-50. Now, do you get a discount at all? I think a 10%. You get 10%. I also get, like, at least one trade. Oh, you get a trade, too? Those are usually $15 or so. Now, do you guys want to hear a horrific figure? Especially since you guys are on a per DM while you record this. How much is your per DM while you record this album? 16 bucks a day. So you got to live off 16 bucks right now? Yeah, I get shit like a fucking twinkie and half a hot dog. I spend, on average, with a 30% discount. Anywhere between $30 and $50 a week. A week? I'm comics. So what you spend in a month with a 10% discount, I spend in a week with a 30% discount. That's a lot of books. Where do I keep all these books? Where do I keep all these books? Same place I keep the corpses. Under my bed. Under my bed. Under my lotion. Yeah. No, I keep them in boxes, buddy. I keep them in boxes. High pressure. I used, you know, humidity-free compartment. You know? Some pentagon shit. No, I can literally start building furniture out of my comic book boxes. I'd be like, you know, buddy's staying over. Let's make a couch for Oak. But this week, they had a Thor, i.e. the gayest character in comics. They had Thor #1, which is J. Michael Sresinski writing it. And I picked it up because I could talk about it on the show. And I was like, you know what? It's Thor. He's boring. He's not interesting. I'm going to pick this up and see if J. Michael Sresinski, who's the guy behind Babylon 5. He had a great run on Amazing Spider-Man. He's a really good writer. See if he can do something new with Thor when he brings him back to the Marley Universe. Because he's kind of been out for a while. I picked this book up. The first thing I noticed is Oliver Cople's artwork is incredible. I start reading it. Thor is still gay. It's like, I don't know how you make Thor interesting. Have you ever been in a Thor? Ben? It's Fabio with a helmet. It's Fabio with a helmet. Thor was coolest in Adventures from Baby Sitting. That's when I think Thor was a cool character. Who was that actor who played him? I don't know. It was an actual name actor who played Thor. It was the dude from Full Metal Jacket, Private Pile. Oh. It's gone. No, he's in so many things now. Yeah. Vincent Denofrio? Vincent Denofrio? Vincent Denofrio. He played Thor. He was the… Oh, man. The handyman. I mean, like Strasinski tries to do some stuff where it's a little existential and heady and do the gods create man or does man create the gods? This and that. It just makes it a little more boring. But we'll see. I mean, with a Thor book, all you really want to see him do is smash things. He doesn't smash a whole lot in this book. The artwork's awesome. I will tell you that the artwork is awesome. But I'll also tell you that this is probably going to end up being a mini-series and not an ongoing. I just don't think that… I think that character was really cool in the '70s when everybody was just on acid. I mean, all the Thor runs you hear about are like the '70s, '80s, Thor runs. Now, it's like, dude, it just passed on grass. Another comic book I got was that Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness. It was finally finished. There was this Marvel Zombies book, which was all the Marvel Superheroes, and they were getting turned into zombies. They took that and they did it across and over with Army of Darkness. Where Ash goes and has to deal with these zombie Marvel Superheroes. What are your thoughts knowing what I just told you? It sounds awesome knowing what you just said. It's not. It started out great, and it's funny, but it just kind of starts spinning its wheels. It's like any zombie movie. It seems kind of novelty. Yeah, it slowly works itself into, like, the sake. Like, what zombie movies you have stronger than that? But literally, like, what zombie movie doesn't end up turning into the same pattern? The stupid person ends up letting them in, you know, and getting killed for it. You know, you end up having the same situations over and over again in zombie books, and this is no different, and I'm kind of tired. You know, the first one sold really well, so they have all these zombie books, and I've said it before on the show, I'm over the zombie thing. As a geek, I'm sorry guys, I'm over the zombie thing. Same way I was over lame and rice vampires. I feel sorry for myself, I'm a vampire. Um, so those are the books this week. I also picked up Avengers vs. Transformers, because, hey, dude, it was Transformers and the new Avengers and the Transformers. I had to read it. You didn't see that? This is how I end up spending 40 bucks a week. I get shit like Transformers and the Avengers. Uh, it is exactly what you do and it just sounds like. Um, there just hasn't been that much big shit in comics, you know? Not that many big books coming out. I think everybody's waiting for Comic Con in late July, which is what we're waiting for, so you end up buying books that are, you know, whatever. Um, you know, I mean, what are you reading? Save your money. No. There's no saving money. Walking Dead is one of the, was one of the comics where they actually started doing really good stuff with the zombie idea. So we're getting Ex Machina. Ex Machina, which is cool. Yeah. You know? That's just the regular Spider-Man. I'm interested to see what they're going to do with Spider-Man. Because Spider-Man right now is like four different titles and pretty soon they're going to turn it into a month, like a book that comes out at like three times a month and it's one title. So it's going to be almost like a weekly book that takes place, you know, pretty much parallel with a full year. A full year on the book is a full year here. Um, interested to see if they can keep that up as an ongoing, but I see it as something they do for a year and then they go back to- I've got some food for that. Go for it. Take your thirty, forty dollars a week. How dare you? Put it in a little jar on your counter. Mm-hmm. And then like in a couple months, go get your car out of the shop. No, I just have a- And quit driving your girlfriend's car. No, listen, I dropped my car off this morning because the tire was getting flat. Every week I've been running over tire mix, paper cuts, paper cuts on the tire. Pulling in and out of your driveway. Every week I have to fill the tire with air. It's just one tire. I just said, "Hey, take a look at this tire because I'm going out of town and I want to get back to the parking garage and have a flat tire." That's it. My car works fine. What do you- I mean, I drive a Honda baby. It's reliable. Oh, I thought you showed up like, "Ooh, nice, you got a new car you're having?" No, mine's in the shop, this is my girlfriend's car. I could have said it was like, "My mom's car, so I'm sure I bet." Yeah, it's cool. It's my girlfriend's car. Hey, it's cool. God bless girlfriends and her cars. What is your girlfriend drive, bitch? A Yaris. Bitch. A Yaris? Hell yeah. What the hell is that all about? Well, I'm telling you, I'm a Yaris. You're giving money to the Nazi party. But it's red and it's just bubble. A Yaris. Those are commercials where it's like, kind of European. Yaris. It's the ones with the Yaris, destroys all the other cars. Oh, they have like, one of those test commercials? Yaris. You're the one person I met who knows someone who owns a Yaris. Did their Toyota though? Toyota's a good brand. No, that's a good car. Honda and Toyota. What do you drive personally? Me, I'm not gonna start talking about that. Oh shit, motherfucker, you're making fun of me? No, I'm saying- Did he give you $30 at 40 bucks a week to get a new car? Sure. What do you drive? I have a '98 Taurus. A Ford Taurus? That ain't bad though. It gets about 14 miles a gallon. Oh, it's a lot. I muscle this, take gas and dump it on the side of the road. Just drink it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's a reliable car though. Sort of. Man. Sometimes. I'd love to get like a hybrid or something like that. But. One day. I can't get a segue. To row it out. Dave, you were talking about movies and you said that you saw this new movie. Like you asked me why I didn't like old boy. I'd been over it before on the show. You said that you saw what did you see itself as of west? The newest, his channel parks newest movie is called "I'm a Sideboard" but that's okay. Now is it comedy? No. I mean it's kind of like all of his other films where there's that definitely a comedy element and it's real like campy and stuff but it's not a comedy. It's kind of like it's about this girl who lives in a, in an insane asylum. She thinks she's a robot. That's funny. And her mission is to like kill everyone who works there. And it was really good. Now how is this, like seriously dude, I didn't like old boy. What's the difference here? Because you were also telling me that Lady Vengeance is a different film. Yeah. And old boy. Is old boy different than those where they're all different? No, no this one's definitely like the most unique from the rest I think. It's less like, it's less fighting, it's more story, it's more campy. It's like real, it's kind of hard to explain. But yeah, it's less, it's less kung fu issue and there's not a whole lot of kung fu in the others. That made no sense. Wait. It's less kung fu, wait. Do you go into negative kung fu at that point? Like, look there's no kung fu in the movies but it's less than that. I don't get how that made sense. There's like, the fighting is like this much of the element of the other movies and there's like none of it really. In the new one. So it's a drama. It's a drama. Yeah, but it's also has its moments of like extreme violence like he likes to do also. So what should you do? Cut people's heads off and she like that? No, she goes into these fantasies where. She is a, and when she's in the fantasy is she a robot? Are there other robo titties? No, there are no robo titties in this film. Roboto what? You and your fucking Transformers porn. We're like, I'm a woman. What? No, it's good projecting. Her fingers have all turned into barrel gun barrels. Her jaw drops down and it's I guess the chamber. It's spinning and she's shooting bullets out of all her fingers going on these like killing sprees. Does it look campy or cheesy or do they do it actually pretty well? Oh yeah, they do it like every time he does violence. It's kind of like to me like creepy realistic. It's really good. I tried watching that versus that you let me borrow. And it's a zombie movie. There's like a forest of resurrection and anything that dies and it comes back in a zombie as a zombie. And these two people just escape from jail and they get picked up by these mobsters. Before you know it though, they're pointing guns at each other and they all end up in the forest chasing each other. And the mobsters realize that every time that they've come to pick somebody up and killed them, they've buried them in the forest. And all the people that they've buried are starting to come alive and kill them. And I got about 30 minutes into it before it felt like it was starting to, like at every zombie movie I feel like started spinning its wheels to make two hours. And that's what it is for two hours. How's that? You haven't made it to the end and you own this movie? That's how you end up with shit like that on your shelf, Ben. You don't need, it's like me. I read every comic book I buy. I at least read every comic book I buy. But you buy stuff without ever having like seen it and then with no intention of ever finishing it. How do you justify that? That's what your people come over and they want to watch it. If people come over, can visit with you? Similar, similar thing. Every friend that I have that I have that's extremely geeky has like ten packages of like different flavored ments in their car. Like, I feel similar. They're like really into video games and like and they all just have like piles of fucking ments. I don't understand. What is that about? I don't know. Have you asked them? No, no. I was asking you. I don't have fucking ments. I know my shit stinks. It's like ments and like all toys. In case I ever come in contact with a female species. Yeah. That's really weird. Wow. You're not going to use all those fucking ments. They're not using all those fucking ments. What the hell? I know Italian showers. You just put on a little deodorant because you're a little stinking. A little horse bath. A little horse bath. But ments in lieu of brushing your teeth is a little fucked up. That's gross. Ask them if they're brushing their teeth. Can you? Maybe you don't see it. Is this back home in Austin? Yeah, just in general. Maybe it's an Austin thing. I don't know. It's a certain type of person. Kind of like you. Dude, I ain't a mongoloid. I don't have fun. Did you see any ments in my car? No, I will pee in your mouth. That's not your car though. I will pee. That's why I have a flat tire. You have to leave this pile of ments in your seat. Making your front passenger tire. Fucking leak out air. Fucking mentos in the bag. How are we doing on time, Ben? We've been. It's cut off. Okay. Video games. That's something you guys play at least, right? Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. I kind of got a little bit excited because the PS3 on July 12th is going to drop a hundred bucks in price. Bringing it within the reasonable because it comes as a Blu-ray player too. Kind of maybe should I buy it? I still think I should hold out until it's got some good titles on it. But I guess it's official. Is it official? It's going to be $4.99 now starting July 12th. Oh, that's it? Dude, that's still a lot. Fucking buzz for video games. That's a lot. That's like three months worth of comics. Yeah. Actually, it's two. But you have a Wii. This is the cheapest of systems. And I think it's one that gives you the most interactive return. Of course. You said you've been playing sports? Just a Wii sports package. I mean, there's apparently an upgrade one that has other games. Wait, what's that? Stella was talking about it. Oh, Wii Play? Yeah, Wii Play's all right. And then you play in Zelda. Yeah, mostly just Zelda. Play in some Zelda. We all have our own game. So let me give you a little advice. Do you have it online or are you doing the me thing? Yeah. Now let me give you some advice. Laura at work, they do party promotions and they throw big events and stuff. And they have this big brother's big sister event coming up on Wednesday. Where Serena Williams and a lot of really big tennis players are coming to do this big brother's big sister event. And they wanted to borrow our Wii to have their, they have a couple of stations with the Wii's and they want to be able to have people play Wii tennis and stuff. Keep in mind that a lot of our Mies are Hitler. [laughter] Satan? Another popular one that shows up in my meat parade often is Saddam. [laughter] So, should I tell Laura that these are on there? Should I bury them at the bottom or should I just fucking let them just let them roll? Send them to your friends over the internet. Send them your mean. You can send me's over the internet. Right. And then delete them off your system. And I don't want them to send them back to you. And I don't want them deleting my scores. You know what I mean? Because I've got the Jonathan character on there. I don't want some characters. Send them to someone else. Delete the characters off your system and then send them back when you get it back. You're so selfish. Well, it's not, I mean, I know it's big brother's big sisters, but... Yeah, they're not going to take the time to create characters for us. They're not going to create characters. It's going to play as me. Delete all your characters except those. That's the way you and I are thinking. I'm thinking of creating a little extra bonuses. You know what I mean? I don't know. If you guys want, I have my Wii Friend code online at dkscape.net in the forums on my profile. I have my Wii Friend code. Send me some fucked up shit. And I will make sure that it is part of the Big Brother's Big Sisters event. This is coming with me. Hey, honey, what's that? Hitler is playing against Saddam Hussein. I'm playing as... I have a line that says this big black chick called Meat Pocket. When she comes up to swing baseball, that's one of my favorites. And there's one that's just called a bitch. Because there's some guy made it as his girlfriend that changed his name. But Meat Pocket is something else. And you got the 360, right? You're playing a lot of games. I like how you come out here to be an actor and you buy fucking nine systems. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, so there's 360. What are you playing instead of hitting the streets of Hollywood looking for your next big break? What is this game? Overlord. Overlord, what is this? It's kind of like the evil version of Fable. It's like Fable, but here, you can speak over here. Just don't hit the red button. That's the pause. Yeah, that's safe. So it's like Fable, but what happens, Ben, here? I have a seat on your couch. Yeah, but it's like Fable, but you control these minions, which are basically just rip off some Gremlins. Uh-huh. And what do they do? Well, they all have different powers, different things. It's kind of like a puzzle game, but it's also action-based. I don't know really how to describe it. It's a lot of fun. There's a lot of dark humor in it. Is it like one of these movies, like, what was it, those Abe games? Yeah, it's a lot like that, but you have-- What are the names of those games? It's the Abe's Underworld. It's the Abe's Odyssey, Odyssey and Underworld. Is it like that where you control these little guys, and they end up getting killed off, and you have to figure another way, like Lemmings. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot like Lemmings, but, you know-- How could you play this over Xbox Live? You do, like, they have, like, versus where you play against another player, and I think there's co-op. Now, can you send these guys off on actors' auditions that you're not going to? Absolutely. Get your head out of the game. I want to see you on the big screen. I want to see you, like, I want to see you on TV, buddy. I want to see all your dreams come true. That's right. I want to see everything that you've wanted to do with your life come true. Oh, you die. Before you die, which leads us to our forums of the week. You're going to love this. Things to do before you die. On our Geekscape forums at Geekscape.net, we had a couple of people start talking about things that they wanted to do before they died. You, obviously, have sex with a man she. No. Because you bring it up nonstop. Yeah, all the time. I'm working on it, buddy. I'll meet you in the middle. Thundercat, who's a regular on our board, started. He said, "Punch of politician in the mouth. Lead a group of misfits to greatness." Is that, like, Bad News Bears type shit? Like, what is that? Is that all he wrote? No, he wrote a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, I know. But those are the two. Okay. Yeah, I want to have a family. You don't write that here. That doesn't blaring Geekscape.net. Just write the funny shit. No hard felines. I've seen him around. Dive into the ocean with a huge knife and teeth and fight a giant scream. Be thinking about what you guys are going to say. Dark Rider 14 is my homie. Have sex. But keep in mind, he is. He's only 15. Buddy, we're rooting for you. But wait a couple years. So she doesn't go to jail. Because you know he's going to hook up with some coop, man. That's the way to go. Yeah, she's got to give you some experience. Brian Gilmore, having the action figure of myself, maybe, that'll happen. He's also one was Kristen Bell. He said Kristen Bell, how dare you? I know Kristen. She's a nice girl and she has standards. You, Ben, now you wrote "Be in a karaoke" video. Now those are the ones, one of the videos that play while the Asian people are singing. But the lyrics popping up in the front. Yeah. You'd be like dancing in a field and shit. But usually it's nothing to do with the song. Yeah, like rowing a boat or something. That'd be fun. That'd be fun. I'd like you to do that. You'd be good at that. I bet there's some auditions out there. Is it okay? Ben and I had this hard-to-heart conversation where I said Ben, you got to hit the streets, man. You got to make your dreams come true. You've been keeping your promise? Absolutely. You could make that dream come true, probably. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good stepping stone to a daytime Emmy. I'm going to put that in your reel. Have a million dollars but live in a shitty apartment. Yes. How do we know? You don't already have a million dollars. Look at this. You took down the hump sign. It fell down. Okay. Mid hump. Live in a foreign country. Well, it's two and a half hours south. You can go live in Tijuana for a little bit. Do you want to make a karaoke video in a shitty apartment with your millions of dollars? And the transsexual formers. Yep. Yep. My list is really late. My list would be like just to make the movies that I've written, try and do all that crap. Maybe you have a stupid TV show or something. Stop something. Cock for a crack. Maybe stop human hand jobs off a Hollywood boulevard for crack money. You know, own that maximum undercover. Do they really show stuff in here? Do they show pity and stuff? Oh, it's British. Yeah. Oh, the people who. That's why she's hiding her teeth. But the second they open her mouth, it's over. I'm kidding. Is there good stuff in here? I never really watched it. Get the fuck out of here. I never watched it. The guy who works for a porno company. The guy who works in a porno company. Oh, I got it used. Oh, it's pretty clean. Pretty clean, except it was. Oh, what is that? What is on there? I got a shitting buddy. Dave, what would you say in response to this on the forums? The only thing I can think of is that I want to ride all the best roller coasters in the world before I die. There's probably that girl who did the Superman escape ride in Mississippi. There was like a 14-year-old. No, you can't laugh about this. That's fucked up. This little can't say that. This little girl got her feet locked off of the ankles riding on this Superman. Really? You're like hanging and you're supposed to be flying like Superman? Yeah. Are you like so crazy long lady? Keep in mind, check. I don't know. Keep in mind everybody's screaming on the ride. Yeah. Are you fucking laughing, dude? You're going to hell with Chris Benoit. Keep in mind everybody's screaming because it's a ride. But then her scream is fucking real and they get back and like, dude, not the NFB. Does she die? No, she didn't die, but lawsuit city. Certainly there were longer legs than her on the ride, right? Yeah. I think she was really young. So how did that happen? So she had weaker. I don't know how fucking happened like closer took them off. I don't know how that happened. There's no way the air pressure ripped her legs. I don't know how it happened. I don't know how it happened, but, but, but, but, but be careful in your quest. I know it doesn't, but it's tragic just the same. It's unfortunate. She didn't die? No, no, no. Yeah, they stop. Then it's not tragic. Oh, come on, dude. She's a little girl. The rest of her life, she's going to walk around like a pole mistake because she did. Did they find them and sew them back on? No, I don't think they did. If they don't die, you can laugh. Imagine that kid walking around. Imagine walking around, dude. No, imagine walking around like six flags and some fucking feet laying on your face. Imagine that kid. On your funnel cake? Dude, you're eating the funnel cake. You're eating the funnel cake. You're eating the funnel cake. Like a fucking cedar. I'm picturing the legs off and we're going around a turn and like a family sitting there taking pictures and like blood. Like a single spray and blood across our chest. That's rough. You know what? I don't know how I'm laughing about this. What have I become? What would you say as your thing to do before you die? Being a successful man? That would be nice. Sell five albums? I guess that would. Sell five albums? Nice. Buy one. You're like a fifth of the way there. Yeah, I guess. What would you say? What would you say? That's really hard. I wouldn't mind going to Africa and like killing a lion with a spear. Yeah, like killing an animal. It's a little with my bare hands. It's a little fucked up. Actually, I'm not violent. I don't know. I'm trying to buy time to think of something. Would you want to go in space? No. You're too fucking scary, right? You get claustrophobic. I'm claustrophobic and I'm like heights and I get motion sickness. Yeah, I'll do it. That would work for me. You know, Paul was in like a six flags thing in Toronto. And those ones where they pull you up and everybody's facing outside and then they drop you. This person fucking yag. Paul was standing there and he goes, "Oh shit!" He pulled his girlfriend out of the way and just hit the ground where they were standing. So just be careful. I'm saying what you're saying right now is maybe more dangerous than you think. Poor girl. Okay, so you don't know anything beyond when to kill it. I don't really want to kill anything. No. Okay. Well, those are our forums though. Those are our forums. This is okay. I couldn't think of anything original like this as well. You didn't get any notice. It's all right. It's all right. That's how you do it. You go on GeekScape.net. The forums, you just hit both community. So let's wrap this up. We've got t-shirts for sale. There's a web store link off at GeekScape.net. You can be our Myspace friend. Myspace.com/GeekScapeNet. You can challenge us on Xbox Live. Maybe look like an asshole. You're not an asshole. You're an asshole because you're an asshole. Is he the asshole in the band? You know every band has the asshole? Oh, we didn't get that tour because we didn't get along with that band. Oh, because of fucking yogi. And it's always the drummer. You know it is? No, it's not. Drummers have a bad rap? No. No. You're getting like that. No. You're proving my point by being here. Acting like that. No. We don't go on tours. We don't go on tours because we have the person in the band who goes to strip clubs and starts crying. Who's that? Ernie. Oh, the guy who's not here to defend them. So what a dick move. He goes to strip clubs and cries. We're not talking about that. You mentioned it. You got about 20 seconds, buddy. There may not be a gayer thing in the world. They can go into a strip club of your own volition and ending up crying. Sweater knee does, man. That's a fucking... You guys are an emo band now. Until you kick him out. You know? We will see you guys next week. This is Chris Wade. Thank you guys. Adios. Thanks. Dick. I know, right? We have four of them. Oh. They're like actually really good. They're better than Krispy Kreme. I'm not a badass. I don't know what the Krispy Kreme is like. No, wait. You actually don't know what a Krispy Kreme tastes like? It's just a donut. Ooh, and it's a totally different donut. It melts in your mouth. See what your stomach thinks of that. I'm Fred. Someone saved me. Help. I have too much little girl in me. I'm sure the viewers feel great about you calling me fat. All right. Let's go to the line. I've sold a lot of XXL's. Let's just put it down there. I love you guys. I'm on my way to joining you. XXL forever, baby. This one's for you XXL with T-shirt buyers. I'll see you soon, baby. [BLANK_AUDIO]