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Geekscape 27: Season 1.5

Guest Co-host: Our very own Ben "Funnel Fish" Dunn! And more! - Review: Ocean's 13 and 1408 Trailers: The Bourne Supremacy! News: Batman's new batsuit! Joker's new car! Captain America film in the works! And a Silver Surfer spin-off film already?!? Comics: World War Hulk and Fear Agent! Video Games: XBOX Live's Aegis Wing! Area 51: Black Site! And in our forums- The perfect Geekscape slogan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 19 Jun 2007
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as if you guys haven't noticed you're watching geekscape this is episode 27 or You can say geekscape season 1 0.5 so welcome to the 27th episode of geekscape. I'm sitting here with my good friend Ben done now Ben yes your co-hosting today. I thought you did a great job last week handling the 20 minute review I don't think the review is 20 minutes, but there was like 20 minutes of the review of the trailer That you and Gilmore did a good job last week. Thank you, and you and I get promoted Get more can be off to the side Gilmore guys will never be in this seat. I Think he'll lose his power of creepiness and annoyance. Can you just show what Gilmore's doing? What are you doing now? He's playing with a ninja sword Anyway guys this is geekscape. It's movies you do games and comics news and reviews over the next We know what it is dickhead Over the next 45 minutes to an hour you you're gonna get the latest news reviews the movies of you know In the world of movies video games and comics and I'll learn English by the end of it so we went to see two movies good buddy and First off just introduce yourself to the maybe the new listeners who haven't already turned it off. Oh, well I was just a listener up until a couple months ago Yeah, forum poster you can see my deform set. I'm funnel fish. Yeah Geekscape dot net slash forums and we met in comic-con last year. We did That was a lot of fun, and we're gonna do comic-con again this year in San Diego That's the 26th of 29th of July. We're gonna have t-shirts for sale at the big divvix booth. We're gonna have Not only t-shirts, but we're also gonna have two other items that you guys are gonna go mystery items. Yeah, you guys are gonna see it You know, hopefully next week in the Geekscape marketplace that I'm gonna set up a little store for you guys to buy all the swag So we finally have teachers the order went out yesterday, and I'm pretty happy about it But let's go right into movies. Okay, which one do you want to review first? We watched ocean 13 and we also watched 1408. Well, let's go with 13 first. Okay ocean 13 Yeah, we got we got a numbers based movie review. That's right show for you tonight So Ocean 13 is the latest in the whole series from George Clooney and Brad Pitt and company Where they show you that you're never gonna be as cool as them ever because not only are they good-looking and have the best lines But they can eat all the time and never gain any way And they could steal from the biggest casinos in Vegas and around the world and not get caught and this one They're back in Vegas after oceans 12, which I thought was, you know, a lot of people don't like it I don't like it. Well, it wasn't an oceans movie right for one. Let's just say what it is with that oceans 12 was Let's put out another movie, but we don't want to invest in a script So we're gonna steal someone else's script which is what this characters in it It's like what they did was saw - I mean, they just wanted to get something out there fast So yeah, it wasn't originally an ocean It felt like that because it didn't have as much. It wasn't as fun. It was boring. The Julia Roberts gag was really lame, but Anyway, with this the one Ocean 13 you get the feeling they're back. They're gonna stick to Vegas They're gonna stick to steal and robbing another casino hotel casino, and now they have to steal it from Al Pacino who means business and He's opening up this new casino, which He did while screwing over a good friend of theirs, and they're pretty much doing this for revenge. Yeah and I thought it was a fun film. Mm-hmm a lot closer to the first one Absolutely, but still you get the feeling that things are too easy. Yeah, there's not enough at stake Yeah, I mean honestly it's just with all these movies. There's just nothing. It's just an oceans movie You know that there's something happening and they're gonna have to steal from someone and they're gonna do it Mm-hmm, and you just have to see if it is it gonna be interesting and it usually is I Feel like some of the points were interesting a lot of times I feel like they threw in things just to involve an additional one of the 13 characters right and it attempted to complicate the the challenge of pulling it off, but it just kind of fell lame duck like The Bernie Mac bit. Yeah, who's the funny guy who is in waitress? He has to do all the cards I don't know that guy's name. He's the he's the little mousey guy He has he has a whole storyline and in those storylines that feel like or they feel added, but I can't help but think You know they're they're filler and don't really add to the tension and they don't add to the stakes Another good example is the Don Cheadle dressing up like evil Knievel right well They just needed him to like do something yeah, I you know they they needed to have him more involved It's what it's exactly what you said the only one that I it seems like he dresses up again evil Knievel just long enough to Go into Al Pacino's office at the exact moment or on his computer They're getting their mug shots run across and he needs to distract him just and I was like, okay now. How do you plan that? Showing up at the exact moment when he has something on his computer that you have to distract him from With did I mean if we're gonna go into it watching they were watching like the dudes were changing at the two Mormon brothers They knew that they were coming up and so they plan on getting the guy into the suit to go up there Yeah, oh man. I did not follow that at all. I mean, that's the cartwheel Now BJ's explaining this what is it? You know like the guy who made up the fake blackjack roll or whatever like he was meant to get caught Okay, yeah, but he said but he set that up with Roman the what's that guy's name Eddie is her character? Yeah? I'm without the other people knowing it the one the one that was a movie is that when something does happen like somebody gets caught It doesn't feel anymore like they've taken two steps back and now they have to make up for it Well, it's not worth it. It seems like it's just part of their plan and that That flat drum. Yeah, I mean, that's that's the only problem. I have with this movie. He said, yeah, it's fun But there's no stakes whatsoever like Rocky Balboa. Yeah, you know, they're gonna win I didn't care about Rocky Balboa All right, I did enjoy the Kevin Rose cameo in the movie It was another little pointless thing, but there's a part where George Clooney it wasn't actually Kevin Rose Uh-huh, but it might it might as well have been Kevin Rose for all you tech guys There's a part where George Clooney's talking to some tech dude about hacking something You mean they're outside like an alley? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't I remind you look like did they remind you of Kevin Rose? Actually, okay. Just look like some kid. It looks like the poor man's Jason Schwartzman or something I think a poor man Jason Schwartzman. I totally am like dude. They based that on Kevin Rose You say it's Kevin Rose, I can see Kevin Rose when you say right and I was the first thing that popped into my head I was like dude, they put Kevin Rose in the movie But it's not Kevin Rose. They might as well have just put Kevin Rose in the movie I have to say like my favorite little side story was the two Mormon brothers the Scott Khan and Casey Affleck Yeah, going on a Mexico trip. Yeah, that's part of that. That was really fun. Yeah, they're great. Um Come on. What'd you think of the movie my friend Tobin from New York? What'd you think you could you agree? I do. He said you said it all. He liked it. Yeah, it's a rental guys. It's a rental. Don't go seeing the theaters if you haven't already A rental or a sneak in? We don't either either way buddy either Tobin snuck in. That's why he's not showing us piracy is horrible, isn't it? You want to talk piracy? You want to talk piracy pirate Pete? Yeah, the guy who tried to who took down the last incarnation of Geekscape.net? Yeah You know, we have this this monster that we're gonna talk about now We got this sponsor netriver.net all of our files are now like all of our all here's the story on Nick Geekscape do on down They were on a different host Okay, that Scott and Hector were working with right they were on that they're on that host Pirate Pete went in there and just trashed the whole place. Right. We've lost our website. Whatever, which is good It's small. He can sneak in the place. Well, he's a master hacker. It's the hook. It's the hook And and so we pulled all the files and we have re-uploaded them to Geekscape.net and since then or you know on netriver And since we've been on netriver.net there's not been one File error has there no there hasn't every one of our episodes is available. That's right Everything's going down in a really quick bandwidth and we're kicking ass. I just asked them for more storage space I'm gonna send them some free t-shirts and and Pirate Pete calls and is like What's going on? I can't hack into the computer. I can't destroy it. I'm like, yeah, it's pretty good And I was like well listen Pirate Pete. We are on netriver.net now. We're in force and they are the best You know, they're the best internet provider So if you guys are starting a website or just want to register a domain, that's the place to do it They do not have the full price Brian. They can actually enter your surname Gilmour and get 10% off In something yeah, so many actually asked me this week Hey, man. You guys are hosted by blank blank and threw out a and I was like dude. How can you even ask that? We mentioned netriver in every show We're on netriver. Do you want to give him a shout out right now? No, I mean they asked if we were on a different host and I was like dude, why would you even think that and he's like okay? Well, I'm thinking about starting an internet company. I said Trust me go to netriver.net don't be an ask go to netriver.net check it out He came back in five minutes was like dude. This is a better deal. Yeah, no shit I'm not gonna hawk a product that I don't believe it. You know, I think diet barks is delicious You hear that you hear that the Vg and I drink diet barks root beer Um, and we overpowered by never ever done that really We should really well there are many places that we should get sponsored by but They will not agree to sponsor us until you are in the ground Next movie. So we also went to a premiere this past week. We're all about the premieres now apparently We went to see 1408. This is the movie with John Cusack and Samuel Jackson where John Cusack is an author who writes haunted It's the top 10 haunted hotel tours He writes these things It's like the haunted hotels in New Jersey and you pick it up and you do go on a tour of haunted hotels And he's never experienced a haunting because that shit doesn't exist Until he gets a postcard from a hotel in New York called the dolphin and There's a room that says don't stay in 1408 He does some investigation finds out that there have been murders and deaths in the room and now he's like I have to stay in this room Doesn't believe for a second that it's gonna be haunted. It is. Samuel Jackson tries to talk him out of it He's determined. I'm gonna stay in the room. He ends up staying in the room and no one's lasted an hour You guys have seen the trailer the clock starts and Yeah, he's got a last an hour and What what I did like about this movie quite a bit was They started it in the you know in the in the present and they showed his memories of his daughter dying in very creative ways The backstory is that he and his wife were separated because he could they couldn't get over the death of their daughter to cancer and Which seems to be a common thread nowadays Well in this one, I thought it was it was good that they didn't start there You learn this information as he deals with it having to deal with the room, which is the the antagonist here and I thought the directing was great. Yeah, what did you think of the movie? I love the movie Yeah, I think I've been to a lot of movies and I'm afraid people are I'm afraid people are going to overlook this film They open with fantastic for which we'll get to next week. Yeah Yeah, that was fun. Um Jesus Christ But this one don't give things away. I know it's dude. I just got a spoiler alert. Yeah spoiler alert Dude, somebody want to sign for this package I'll just leave any a package man. He'll just leave it sign for it. It's okay For a moment. Thank you. Thanks, man. Look. He's got a sign for it. Oh Get the sign for it All right What is it? Thank you, and it's it's done It's from Beth and body works. I'm just I'm just nothing It's nothing you in front of a mirror rubbing shit all over yourself flesh like I'd fuck me. Um That's your fucking man lube Okay, so so 14 away I just told you guys what it's about. He's got to last an hour and the directing's badass Yeah, well, it's because it's not a it's not an american director. It's um by the guy. I think he did derailed It's derailed now. It's derailed this movie with Clive Owen and And jennifer asin. Is that what that is? Yes. I did not think that movie was that great Because because because I feel like that movie there was a point where he would go to the police Uh, if you see the movie, you know what i'm talking about and I don't find that he wouldn't go to the police in that film And solve all the problems of the film But what I what I have to say I like about 1408 is the fact because it's because it is this foreign director This foreign eye that you don't if it was put into now I don't believe in in in the whole foreign director versus us director. Really? No because you gotta go You go for David Lynch and you've got people who have I'm not saying that all american directors are bad. I'm just saying that there's a sense of style. Fantastic form Um, there's a sense of style that he brought to it that if it was in the hands of someone else If this movie was in the hands of somewhere else It would have been you don't think that david fincher could have handled this movie because it has that it had that style Where i mean he doesn't leave the room for two hours Would david fincher have taken this film? Do you think he would have taken i mean i don't know i mean it's a career thing But but had he had this film could he have inflicted the same amount of style that would have moved you I believe so, but I think that yeah, I don't think he would have gotten the tension I mean this this guy what I really liked about this film is the sense of tension now granted We were in the very front row and it is based on a steven king movie. Yeah, and it is steven king short story So I mean the writing is good. The story is good. Absolutely But like the the way that he it was shot And like the that freaking clock radio you know What I really like is just making these just totally urbane objects just Pop they become visceral. Yeah, and and and his bottle of liquor, you know the window pane You know just the smallest things hold a lot of weight in this room and john q's acted an amazing job He basically you know you the the movies marketed as having other actors in it, but really it's just him in this room Dealing with all these things that are as the room changes to uh to mess with him based on his you know inner demons, right You know he's really doing a one man show and it's Really impressive. Yes, it is Like his just the total spiral into madness You know thing that happens in all psychological thrillers, but I recommend the movie. I do think that it has its loose points I do think that there are parts where Sanjaxon not totally into it. Oh, man. That one last shot of sam ojaxon is And you if you go down Wild played there's definitely a well played part where sam ojaxon has this uh Like fucking merlot And he's just like it's like dude. This is and it's just a static shot of sam ojaxon literally going Well played and you're just like that. I mean we laughed out loud and he was three three. He was three four rows behind us. Yeah Um But yeah, uh, I recommend the movie. I do too, especially if you're trying to get the taste of a certain marvel comics adaptation out of your mouth Absolutely. Um in fact, don't never mind. Never mind. I'm not going to say it, but We're going to review pandas before next week Just don't give more like just don't fucking see it. We're going to we're going to go into depth on pandas before next week Um, okay You wanted to talk about a trailer Well, I don't I mean It's the only trailer that I could think of but i'm not sure like i'm not into it The we saw uh, go for it. We saw the born ultimatum trailer. Uh, uh last night. No, why do you want to talk about it? I just want to know why people keep making these films. I know obviously I like the first two films I like the first film I couldn't I like but I didn't like enough to see I didn't like the first one enough to see the second one Oh, you should like the second one. I actually think it does a better job than the first one Really? I think it's a good film So you mean like because I was literally on a plane and that was the only object of entertainment I had was the first one No, the second one and I chose not to watch it. Oh, yeah, it's good Really, but not on a plane because they hacked the shit out of them on a plane Don't I don't ever watch a movie on a plane because they edited them. They added them down to fit Yeah, I just never uh, you know like I was telling you yesterday like I I forgot completely what the movie's about It's just matt for me. It's matt damon being mad shooting things Notably in a car chase or I guess in this one. It's a motorcycle. Yeah, but but but but you gotta understand It's the new bond film like like the bond films aren't this good You know the last one. Well, no. Yeah. No, the last one sucked I'm telling you right now that last one was two and a half hours of boredom And they're like we're gonna make him brutal and you're like yeah You're only gonna make him brutal because you're getting your asses kicked by the born franchise Because it's an actual good franchise You know really didn't like a zino ram no cuz in our house boring dude, let's make a bond film About people sitting around the cable playing poker which like okay, that works. Okay. That's exciting Did you like uh tomorrow never died? You know, I don't like bond films because I I don't have a small dick If I had a small dick, I would want I would want to go to the theaters and be like Okay, let me feel good about being a man. I'm gonna hold a gun. I'm gonna Fuck hot women. I'm gonna drive a fast car. I'm a fucking man And I go to this bullshit, and it's just male fantasy in a way that people accused cobblows being but it's not you liking the porn movies I mean The bar the bar movies act. Yeah, the bar movies are people with moderate penises who know how to use them Just like just like Matt Damon. He's not on a sports finger. He's a normal dude, and he knows how to fucking do it He's my penis I don't know. I don't like action films. They ain't so you know what I'm talking about. That's what I call Matt Damon's my penis. I was like bid. Um, we should start of a thread. Which actor is your penis? Mmm. No, I don't think we should start this one. What actor no, you know, how dare you what actor is your penis most like? What actor is your penis most like that's pretty good What actors my pea what actors your penis most like? Um, he's asking my roommate. I said it my actor choose what my penis choose gum in every scene just like Matt Damon It's a drinking game if you want to have if you want to die. I would say that my my penis is most like Peter Sellers He's just Like Notice that the dude has to be holding a ballast at all time He doesn't like go that sort of ones feel like we're doing The one thing I will say about this trailer and then we're done and we're done half of the trailer is the past two films Fuck out here with your head in the morning Um Julia Roberts, you're you're lucky at it and say fucking kate. What's her name? Hudson. Um, okay So so listen, um Right. Well, it's one of movie news. Um You're not ever born I'm gonna put that fucking I'm gonna put that ninja sword here ass. Um So so you know this this Batman Dark Knight return this dark knight Starting up this new christopher Nolan Batman and a lot of photos are leaking. We've seen the joke on the show Uh new bat suit Yeah is revealed it's kind of a bat armor. Yeah, your feelings on it I think it's it's a natural progression of what it was last time. It's more You know, it's obviously he's had more time to put things together. So it's more moveable Um as opposed to like the first one was just his you know, the one piece chest This one this one it looks like it's pieced together so you guys know more movement now. I don't like the helmet Um I'm gonna say that I don't like the helmet. Yeah, um My my thoughts on it are that this is a shot that you know was shot on set by a publicity photographer and We'll see it within the context of the frame. I mean I was the first person to say that those x-men costumes When I first saw them looked like halloween bullshit. I still like the the x-men costumes from the film I think they're good for the context of the film You know, um And I think this one when you see the fact that people are shooting at him for two hours Yeah, no the fuck are you gonna put a fucking helmet on exactly? That's you know, that's why I think it's awesome The practical it has no it has no face mask, but I like the practical approach that personal It has no look at it. It's a helmet. So he has he has protected if he's getting shot in the side of the head He's fine, but there's no frontal protection. Yeah, it's just like yes He has his little eye thing, but it's his entire job exposed That's how we can so we can catch bullets of his mouth and spit him back at you. Oh good. He has the glow. Yeah He's got the glow I was out there every night doing that like doing that. Do you do go out there? Just just you know actually I think you're more like the night watcher and just getting shot at turtles You know what I like about this show that constantly. I think I would wear that as a Gilmour show You know what I like about this show You literally said if I was out there every night Like you're a fucking crime fighter if I was like I said if I was every I would want that kind of protection Do now now Gilmour just Gilmour as of the taping of this is graduating tomorrow from UCLA with sociology Congratulations. Thank you. Um, congratulations. Oh, that's a class. Thank you In your in your high school year book was it most likely to be arrested for a fucking 12-year-old friendly? I think friendly is that basically means most likely to go to jail for If we're gonna bring up the 12-year-old actually I just want to say who do you think is hot? Who do you? We won't even get into it Nancy Drew. Emma Roberts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See you in the clink buddy. Yeah, I'll visit you on Saturdays She's totally she's not like I'm not like oh let me get all over it, but she's like cute Like come on. She's noticeably cute put a picture of her up on screen if you can't. I don't think it's legal I don't think I don't think we need to find it. It's I think people come to my house and now the Joker car Now listen the Joker car that there's a picture of the Joker car from pet the next Batman film Motherfuckers don't fall for this no Joker's not gonna ride around in that That's something that they shot. That's a cruise mobile. Yeah, that looks like something that somebody shot When they went to like six sorry I'm burping uh diet barks Um That's something that somebody shot while on vacation at like islands of adventure Yeah, or like six flags that looks like crap And even if it is true, you know that that's not going to be his thing that in my show them one Shot It's not that's not going to be the granny wheel It's like the kind of marketing that Mickey Mouse would ride around in and then when it stopped sputtering he'd get out and put A crank in the front and crank it up again. They're just rolling it. Yeah, that's you can't face down the tumbler So, but I am excited for this movie Of course, only more so than any comic movie coming up except maybe iron man I am which leads us to the marvel studios originals. How dare you don't shake your head at me. Yeah, I'm excited for this um Speaking of which uh kevin phase. Yeah, dude. Throw your trash at every now We're the freaking garage. The door is open Gilmore. Um Can you try to be less incredible? No, kevin phase dude over at marvel Um, he's catching flies that he had focus guys. Sorry You want to go back to the sideline? No, no. I'm good. Okay He's the one trying to be an actor. I'm a thespian The middle of the fucking thing. They're like action. He's like If they can't handle that nation of casting it's part of my method All right, so kevin phase and marvel has said that they are next focus Is on a captain america film, which I think is long overdue Uh, I think that's the next big friend. I think that I think captain america is more recognizable than iron man I think that's the most recognizable character that has yet to be done You have to understand like I understand why they've been waiting on captain america because it's all I mean That's all about patriotism And we know that everyone when you're selling a movie wait till the country's in the shitter to make that film Well, no, they have Because of how america is played on the world stage and i'm not going to go chris gore on this But you have you know, you have to play it out right because they're how do you market that to the rest of the world? This is a captain america movie I would make a poster that has captain america on it next to whole kogan and it says captain america. We're better than you I'm kidding. I am kidding. I would just make a whole kogan film Um, hokogans just cap america raping a bunch of women in black. Yeah, just name it suburban commando too Uh, so you've got captain america movie and now kevin phage has said it's 50 50 almost a period piece It's got that art shortigan. Yeah, I mean, okay. I would love to see a catheter america movie That's basically the opening pages of the first ultimate's issue. Yes. I mean that kicked Well, they got those animated movies They've got those animated movies. Yeah great, but but dude that the first pages of the the ultimate book like with with catheter america in world war two and Stopping the the missile and bucky and all that that was so cinematic. It was so well done That's the opening of a catheter america movie and uh, that whole that whole first six issues of ultimates The catheter america story and then when he meets bucky who's now old and Almost teared up a little. Who would you cast as captain america? Dolph lungren Uh, who would I cast? Oh, must captain america. This is the way to go You cannot cast a baller. It's someone who can't have a baller. They've got a foreign dude to get Uh, oh, okay. Just arled. Just bring arled back to action. I mean, I mean, you know what? You know what? You know what? Whoever I say is gonna be pointless because marvel is gonna hit throw you something at you from the left Because the Robert Downey jr. Thing caught us by surprise the Ed Norton By surprise. I don't know. They were so spot on that anything I say is just gonna sound asinine That's true. You know what i mean? That's true about those things actually Jesus But yeah, I i'm looking forward to that Um, so next week when we talk about fantastic four, we'll be talking about the silver surfer Marvel is in fox or making spin-off movie already Uh for the silver surfer. They've hired and chain michael's resinsky the guy behind bible and five big cob of brighter Well, he's writing. He's writing silver surfer. He's writing the silver surfer film That is writing the silver surfer Which is amazing if you haven't picked that up. You know what? I haven't read it. It's good. Uh, I think I lent it to Gilmore Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good. What's good about it because because listen when marvel goes space. I space out It's not space. What's he doing? Um, I mean, if you he's called right we're gonna get to me is a lame duck character. Who? Well, yeah, I mean, I think he's I think he's I think he's a good guest For like a fantastic four book. I don't think he can carry his own book And so I kind of have given up reading new silver surfer books because I know after six issues They're gonna be done. Well, it's a miniseries. Yeah, and I think that's all they can be right and then they're never good But this one is yeah, he's one of those miniseries territory is like dr. Strange. Yeah, like a dr. Strange The oath was great strider. The oath was great. Dr. Strange was good that the oath was good But then again you had uh, what's his name writing them writing it? Brian came on. Um, what's your sins? He's great. The man's pen is the silver surfer movie Yeah, what happens in this comic? Well, I don't want to spoil it. It's not me. Yeah, it's so yeah, it's called requiem. Okay about it. It's He's dying. Oh Good. No one became one of those shitty fucking me. Well, but he comes he comes to the fantastic four And he basically doesn't matter how many tells them and they're all really sad and the artwork in it all are crying And he's just like there's nothing I can do. He's like, okay. I've lived a good life. You know, I don't regret anything It's just great to read. It's a good read. The art is beautiful. Yeah, who's doing the artwork? Uh, I don't know I don't I don't follow artists. Um, it's more painting. Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah Um, so guys, uh As we segue into comics, I want to say one more bit of news Now the the the Castlevania film that he did that all Anderson will also be making not doing it Not gonna be Paul Anderson. It's gonna be sylvan white who brought you down the yard And he's gonna be and he's also bringing you the uh, the ronin movies Uh, well, he's he got signed to do ronin. So the frank miller book But he's doing Castlevania. Do we need to see a Castlevania movie? Absolutely not. No We need to see a super mario brothers too. I'm still waiting on that. What the hell is going on with daisy? All right, yeah Jeez, you know guys true guys. I don't want to see your win. Uh, Guys, I I like how the mic is over here. Um, I've never I never saw the first You never saw the first one? No, because I knew like evil. It's awful But you still have to watch it. I knew it was gonna be crap because it wasn't the mario brothers But still you should watch it like no Dennis hopper No, I think they did the best they could because the video guys are so what ridiculous You know what they have like dinosaurs Listen, I would have been happy. I would have been happy Yeah, I would have been happy to not make a movie out get more hard area I would have been happy had they just done like a film version of the super mario brothers super show with captain little band out That would work for you Can you imagine can you imagine in the theater? Can you explain to me? Okay, you watch wrestling. How did he how did he get that rubber band in his cheek? How does that happen? I didn't want wrestling in the 70s. I don't fuck that was the 80s You were like 12 in the 80s. No, was I I was 12. I was 12 and 91, but no, I did not watch that No, no, that okay fine. I don't want any video game. Why the fuck you own alpha dog You know Here's the thing. I'm getting a lot of digs on john right now So now he's gonna go and blow his common denominator go to my crappy movie collection I own a lot of crap whenever he says anything about like money or I'm like you own alpha dog Yes, but I also I like how you got the old boy tin Do you you have problems sleeping? I know you guys like oh boy. That shit was old boy was great. No It contains one of the best action scenes. I've seen it's a one shot. I know with a rubber hammer Dude, it's awesome. It's a bit of stuff with the hammer. I'm like, yeah, you know that hammer was rubber, right? I don't want people to actually die in the making of a film But you know what it's good that tank girls sales are up because you own that too Oh my god. That's another one that I got from my old work. Dude. You own fucking well writer You know why it is a good thing. You know why it is a good way to make this through your roberts Your dad is doing your roberts Um Okay, stop looking at my video collection. That's okay. So the next what we got that's bad comics We have comics okay. So comics we were talking about the whole earlier just friends. Can I just shut the fuck up Gilmore for god's sakes. Okay, you know what's great. I got an anonymous tip Or I got an anonymous person talking about lastly episode showing they're like dude. I just can't take Gilmore And I was like, you know what? The year Shit, I've ever seen why do you own man of the year? Did you see it before you bought it though? No? Okay, there's a lot of movies. Okay, so for a while. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna do it for a while. I was working in a job that I was making a lot of more money than I should have at My age and being single so I would go to best buy on you know, Tuesdays And I would just pick up movies and I'm like god. This sounded okay You talk about this you talk about this job like it was three years ago man of the year hasn't been on video more than three months Yeah, it came out like December. I think right. I was still working at that job. Oh the eye too Dude, what the fuck? No, but man of the eye got that one because the eye this first eye was amazing and yet. I don't own the first eye It's good to know that someone owns club dread Yeah, dude broken lizards about as funny as getting what you have to also understand He's not mentioning that I have other movies in my collection besides those other movies or safeties They're par for the course anybody should own say like that Broken lizards for a bunch of pod heads who are I have no heroin and end up being Saving us all from okay. Stop looking at my movie collection. Let's let's keep going I'm just fucking fascinated by that how anybody could own fucking sherry, baby She gets naked in a yes Thank you. No, she doesn't There's two movies two. Yeah, you named the second movie All right, motherfucker, but you lost the hell yes Velocity was amazing Russell crow is the shit in that movie. All right. Thank you Tobin agrees with me. Okay, okay Okay, but there's no excuse for you owning how high My that was a stoner purchase I'll admit that was I was not in my right mind Oh, man the thirteenth warrior was amazing the thirteenth warrior was amazingly boy looking boring and bad All right, so tell comic books fine whatever Okay, um comic books planet Hulk started this week. This is where the Hulk has been cast off planet earth by You know Tony Stark dr. Strange the illuminati all these dudes in charge of the marvel universe They've sent them off the space shut the fuck up Dude, I was trying to explain it, but the dude spit out a little naughty. What am I gonna do about it? Okay, I was gonna say black bolt All right, and I was gonna say Tony star. I was gonna say all that okay. It was all of them except for Submariner Okay, and Charles professor Xavier Oh, right the middle name is professor I can't get to a show with you not not six Like like two balls and a dick. Do you want to leave grad college grad? I'm gonna shove that samurai sword up your dick Okay, so so the Hulk's back on our and he's pissed He's ready to smash stuff and this is the big summer crossover world war Hulk First issue came out. I love donna romeeta jr's my favorite comic book artist He's here. He's doing this um greg pack is the the writer. I think they did A good job. I think it's not the first issue of civil war, which I thought was so well done Well, have you been reading the books up until then? Absolutely the planet Hulk and yeah I've read the planet Hulk if you guys can go pick it up and trade. It's really well. It's really really Uh, it'll set you up for this. I thought it was cool because it's just an action movie It doesn't try to be more like civil war tried to talk about issues It tried to talk about right or wrong and tried to talk about what it is to be a superhero This is just hulk is pissed. Hulk's gonna kick your ass Hulk smash who can stop Hulk? You have 24 hours No, I'm into it. The one reservation I have is when did he Mom was he able to breathe in space? Well, this is I was explaining this to you yesterday You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna go this way because they they say when the more angry He gets the more his powers grow and he mutates more And he's in more piss than anyone than he's been ever now Ian Kerner who was a guest on a future show like our our spider-man 3-1 On a past show. You need to leave Gilmore they're gonna hate you so he he explained to me that it was established earlier that hulk can hold his breath for an Hour and vacuum something like that and they're like, well, maybe he's just going in and out of the ship Well, he does they show you they show him coming in and out of ship so he can't so he takes the ship back to earth And he's ready to kick some ass if you guys want to jump on a Marvel crossover book that's not going to be too tied into continuity and some of that World War Hulk. That's what you gotta get. Um, I thought it was good I'm a little against the 399 price tag win like 12 of the pages our preview for another book Right, not into that in ads Um, so, but I personally I think it's worth it for just that splash page Black ball. Oh, I came here to I came here to hear you score. It's good that it's memorable. Um, okay. Let's put it out It's okay. It's okay Um, another fun book guys, uh dark horse this came out a week ago dark horse revamped fear agent Yeah, I actually picked that up on your recommendation fun read it really is This is kind of a Mars attacks thing But here's the thing the aliens have already taken care over the earth and now the remaining humans are on the moon Trying to figure out how to get the earth back And this issue is kind of a flashback of the main character's personal experience when the martians and or aliens invade And uh, you see him on the farm loses his kid and his father And he and his wife who's also a survivor on the moon. They have to escape their farm No, it's white And then the girl who he befriended and the girl are befriended So there's a love triangle in the moon. Yeah, and then they just they just they don't show her in present day It's just isn't she's just part of the flashback, but she is part of the survivors on the moon Really? But you know this because you read the the mother for I read the inside of the front page. No, this is like a fourth I really should just you should read them. I should read. I like the art. The art is really It's really hard. The art's clean. It reminds me of guy Davis's art from pprd Oh, yeah, totally. And the writing's clean. Well, it's Tony Moore. It's really well done. Who does walking dead? Tony Moore's great. Really? Yeah, it doesn't look like walking dead though. Because it's colored. It does. Look at the characters Um, that's your agent. Uh, Tobin I let Tobin borrow some scalped off of our recommendation on the show. You're enjoying that Scalped is amazing. If you guys literally if you guys aren't waiting scalped If you guys finish the sopranos and you guys aren't happy the way it ended But you still want to sopranos like story Seriously go pick up scalped the first six issues are out. They're probably gonna collect those six issues in trade anytime now They might wait till issue eight because they're kind of in the middle of a storyline uh, but Scalped is I think the best written comic book right now Are you reading this? Dude, I'm I'm serious The same way I'm serious about using netriver.net if you want to start a com a website if you want to read a conversational the best If you want to read the best comic book But if you want to read the best written comic books, it's scalped. Okay now boom who writes it? Uh, the guy who Uh, Jason erin. He also wrote the other side, which is now out on the trade. That's that's uh, it's vertigo And vertigo also published the other side which is the Vietnam story from both sides. Okay, that's out in trade And um check it out Cool. I mean guys trade paperbacks. I'm into it. We've even started a combo because the month club next month the comic book I'm pretty sure is going to be the first trade of dmz, which is a kick ass vertigo book as well We're going to get on skype. We're going to talk about the first trade of dmz Uh, we'll have it up on geekscape.net. We'll have it up on the forums. We'll be there on skype That's common books, uh, video games Uh, I've been on xbox live with some of the scapists. There's a free download of this shooter called aegis wing It's it's you have a little ship and when guys join in on xbox live, you can combine the ships for better weapons In one dude pilots. Oh, the other one's shoot all over the difference that's like Voltron It's kind of a Voltron thing, but it's a side scrolling shooter. It is the best xbox live free download. I've ever It's like great. It's yeah, it's a lot of great in but then oh, it's awesome So you can only shoot forward, but if you link to somebody else who's piloting you can now shoot in all different directions And there's you know, you can it's only two buttons. It's the shooting button Which is automatic. You don't have to push it when you join up you just have to push the direction you want to shoot in And there's like a bomb weapon, you know main weapon button and you fight like these invaders a robotic You know in spidery invaders who are coming to earth and little ships and it's side scrolling the backgrounds are amazing And you'll find yourself exploding against a rock because you got so busy looking at how great the backgrounds are um also Make sure that you when you hook up because you lose control of flying your ship when you hook up to somebody else Which you do voluntarily by playing pressing the blue button Make sure that guy can fly because big yanks from our forums He was controlling the ship and he kept scraping me off under like rocks and stuff. He was fine But like while i'm shooting trying to keep people off his fucking tail He's all show button trying to go after bonus is not even thinking about his co-pilots and wingmen All we're fighting fucking You know extraterrestrial forces trying to invade the earth. It's a lot like maverick I'm trying to save fucking humanity and he's shaving me off for glory. Dude. I exploded so many times big yanks And then and then it's a negative ghost man. We had two other escapists in it and we beat the game The first thing we hear on our headphones is big yanks being like you guys can all thank me later That little bastard he's on our forums big yanks. He's all taking the credit for my precise shooting Uh So before we move on from video games, uh, I I love that that this game if you guys are on xpl Admi kekescape.net capital g capital d capital n kekescape.net one word add me on your xbox live Let's play some ages wing. It's a lot of fun. Nice. What do you want to say? So, uh, I have a friend who works at midway and he sent me some videos for this game that I wasn't really looking forward to Can you send him to me to embed in the loop? Yeah, absolutely. Well, they're actually they're up on idn now Okay, um, it's for the that new area 51 revamp area 51 black site Okay, um, I wasn't looking for this film. This video game just because it's a movie, right? They I well that's been in talks since that it's probably light shooter was so so is this a game where you're actually using a light? No, no, no, it's um, it's first person Um, but you're not using a gun. No, you're using the gun. No, you're not using the gun. It's it's just uh, like halo Yeah, exactly. And you know, are we getting darker bj as the sun's going on? Yeah, the deer messing. Okay. So, you know, I wasn't really looking forward to it. It's just Yeah, that's right. Um Stupid but the watching the videos that he sent me it's really interesting because like it starts off in iraq You're a bunt. You know, you're a commando. Mm-hmm. Just an army grunt in iraq Um, and then like it it moves like a UFO crashes in iraq in iraq is what I think I mean It's just bits and pieces of the video. So I'm not sure but there's one video like where you're in a helicopter So you're you're it's just a single mount like yeah, so it's on a rail Fun dude and you're just you're sitting in the club. Yeah, it's huge alien Uh taking over a bridge. Wow and you should put you have to see these videos. Well, no, no, no, no is um Now is this game on like what platform is it's gonna be on? Um x three x box 360 and ps3 Oh, that's cool. That's really cool. And the graphics like this guy is uh, he's um a special effects guy your buddy my buddy's special effects guy on it and The stuff they're not polished. The videos aren't completely polished yet. They're proxies I don't know what that means But what is there actually looks good. Well now when is this supposed to come out? Um this month or july like and you better get working early july. Well, this is these are early videos Like they're not releasing but he's in lockdown right now to go gold. So that's really cool He's you know, they're what does that mean? Means that all the people who are working on it. They aren't allowed out of the building They just got to go They have to they have to finish it because they're have a deadline and go in gold means that they're done They're sealed. They have to ship it off to the to the factory So, um, what do you want to say is the uh, is there any 51? Does it look like the old one where it's like mortal combatty like real? No, no, no, no, no, it's it's all it's all animation So let's wrap up the show. Let's talk a little bit about the forums at geekscape.net slash forums Um We have a subject called the geekshape Um, that's the best geeks sake slogans And the way it came up was we were printing these new t-shirts you guys will be able to purchase very soon And then it mattered days and um, I was thinking about putting a slogan on it. My heart really wasn't into it I left it up to you guys to vote on it Got mixed feelings. I just said, yeah, let's strap it. We don't need a fucking slogan We don't even need a URL on our shirt. It speaks for itself. Well when we see us on the con floor kicking ass in our green shirts, right? shirts We're gonna kick some ass. They look pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, um Like a bunch of gay leopards. I really want to talk about the other item Do it dude. That'll kick ass at comic-con. It'll be dude. It'll be great. It's a geekshape. Do it tote bag Yeah, for you guys to put all your comic swag in. It's a tote bag It's a you know, it's like a beige canvas tote bag with the geekshape logo on it Nice And I also want to say punk rockers And I also want to say for you guys uh, every time you order a shirt, you're gonna get a free geekshape pen If you order a black shirt, you're gonna get a free green pen. If you order a green shirt, you're gonna get a free black pen So I I wanted to hold on to the secret until you guys opened your packages and found a pen in there Um, but you know, I can't keep secrets. I can't keep the secret And in the you know in the spirit of this being the best Geek podcast you're ever gonna watch You know, I figured the experience to translate to the merchandise So when you guys get your merch, we're selling the shirts for 12 bucks, which is fucking cheaper than you're gonna find anything else Well bucks, uh, you guys are gonna end up, uh, getting some more free stuff than what you purchased Well, what are some of the would-be slogans that we had? Oh, yeah, let's talk about this Travis on phonics said let your geek flag fly That's hard to say. Yeah, it's just too hard to say. Yeah, uh sound rate. We're cooler than nerds I like that one. Yeah, it's cute And of course a lot more man. Who's just the biggest jerk on the site. Absolutely Whoever he is. I think he may actually not exist. He may only exist in the internet Uh, he said girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend Which uh, would make sense. We don't need girlfriends, right? Uh, if we do we're lying to ourselves. Who's dave? Dave is uh, I don't know what he is. Oh, he's saying that. It's just 131. Yeah, and he has like a soccer jersey. Yes. A soccer jersey. Uh, what was it? Uh, you break our record now. We break you. That's funny. Yeah, I mean it's a quote from It's from bloodsport. Isn't it? Is it bloodsport? No, I know it's a quote, but uh, it's kind of like bloodsport. Uh, I like, you know, I like josh pectors Cup the puss, but auto musk added to it and I like that one measure Cuping the puss since 19 blank and you feel it in there with a sharpie. Mm-hmm. That's really funny Yeah, that's actually really funny. Yeah, I like that. I thought he was just waiting for people to add ideas. Philina with a shot Oh, so it's personalized. Yeah, so you personalize your shirt. Well, yeah So we might have to put 2,000 for some maybe 2001 Well, Gilmore here. What do you want? 19 dash like when people are gonna die on IMB Gilmore's like still waiting. Yeah, still waiting. Um, good jira said eat, sleep, bring a geek. That's straight to the point That's nice one. Red Liberty. Red Liberty. Red Liberty because they actually read these Red Liberty X is my buddy, Chris Wu who also goes to UCLA and I've lunch with him a few times It's a pretty cool guy. I like what he said here. What does it read it because the ass print in your couch isn't going anywhere Oh, that's that's actually really good. Yeah, because it's in your couch. It's going anywhere. Yeah, you know like this couch I think in the end of the day, we don't really just lay down on this couch. We don't Yeah, I don't think we need a slogan. I think we're just that's what we are. The logo kicks all kinds of ass I mean really really an awesome guy's weeble Amazing job. Oh, thank you so much He got a little help from slow me on on some of the work that goes in our teachers We have some great designers. We have some good Amazing form the new site jump onto the forum. You can see that next slash forums You can see the designs for the new site coming up and that makes sense about that But uh, but no the only slogan I've said to get a little soft on you guys is that I am the glue and you guys are the parts like uh, you know I love the forums. I think the new website's gonna be great But it's all made up of all your parts and I'm just the guy who instigates everything And brings you guys all together like like you guys are like you guys I mean like the testicles I mean, let's be serious here. You guys you guys are like best friends And you guys I've never become I've never become a BFF with someone as quick as I did with Ben Yeah, I love this man. Yeah, I mean for some reason the size of the anus was perfect for the size of your penis We are seriously like actually like I'm the top. Oh, are you are you? Yeah, because he's Julia Roberts That's right and your Kate Hudson not anymore I kind of like to see you get out of here. Okay. Um I don't know where that's going, but stop it right now. This is episode 27 Episode 27. We're ready. We're on that. We're on the second half of the first year of geeksade. 1.5 Kicking ass. Does it feel good? Oh You can get away with it because you're graduating tomorrow. We're about to go to his graduation dinner Um, thanks a lot guys for listening go support our sponsor netriver.net, especially if you guys are starting up a website You know what? Just go give them money because they're kicking some ass Uh, you can find us on myspace@myspace.com/geekscapenet Geekscape.net. We're going to build that up. He's going to kick some ass The forums of course geekscape.net/ forums And of course you're going to want to check both because the t-shirts and the pins and the tote bags are going to be up Yeah It's kind of taking over my life a little in a little in a good way So, um, that's what we got Have fun See you guys later. Bye We'll see you guys back in the next one We'll see you in the next video We'll see you in the next one We'll see you in the next one We'll see you in the next one We'll see you in the next video We'll see you in the next one I think anyone's ever described Julia Roberts as a penis before What would she look like? Her nose is a little She's got a horse face, dude She's pretty honest She has nice lips