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Geekscape 24: The Wrath of Pirate Pete

Guest Co-host: Friend and fellow pirate Nick Scown - Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End News: Star Wars TV projects, Sims- The Movie!?! Comics: Satan's Sodomy Baby and DC's Countdown!! Video Games: Halo 3 Beta... Jonny sucks at it! Manhunt 2 is coming to the Wii! Nintendo announces new games! PLUS! Why Geekscape.net went down and a warning... how to never become a cuddle bitch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 29 May 2007
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I'm a little bit like in a celebrate the release of Pirates of the Caribbean at World's Ed. I'm here with a real pirate. Pirate Pete. These are coming to our shell pirate Pete. Our new and it's no problem. I'm a pretty busy pirate, but I always make room for you and the geeks game mists. I really appreciate that pirate Pete. That's great. Tell me. What did you think of Pirates of the Caribbean 3? Arr. I thought it was a piece of junk. Let me tell you why. To be a real pirate movie, you have to get to the essence of a pirate. That means raping, pillaging, pirates in the Caribbean 3. That world then, maybe yack up my yuck munchies. Let me tell you, it didn't have raping or pillaging. I wanted to see a little bit of both of those. Nah. You talked tough. Do you ever do something like that? Maybe pillaging? I went online to geekscape.net. I deleted the whole damn sight. What? That was you? Uh huh. And I'd do it again if I had the chance. Well, you're going to have your chance, because we're going to put the website back up. And it's going to be better than ever. Oh, I can't wait to delete that stupid sight. I liked geekscape.net. I'm going on there with my friends, all my color, big eggs. I imagine you're not a man, Frank Gilmore's a creep. I used to go on there all the time and talk to my friends. Yeah, well, your friends hate you, OK? Dave Jurgos, if you want to be a real pirate, stop downloading stupid movies and video games. You go out there and rape and pillage. That's horrible. I can't believe you said that. That's not what geekscape.net is all about. It's all about community, and meeting good friends, like Satori, Imagineer, 99, and his hot sister, and big yanks, and Cher, I love all those dudes. I love everybody geekscape.net. I can't wait for Jonathan to fix the website, because they'll have everybody back again like a family. Don't worry. It's going to happen. Yep. And then I'm going to come in. I'm going to destroy everything all over again. And you guys can't stop me. Well, you can't stop me from putting up a new website, right, Little Billy? That's right, that's right, I can't wait, it's going to be fun. You guys hang tight, brand new geekscape episode is coming up right now. Thank you, and that's Redwood.net, for hosting everything, and thank you guys for continuing to watch. It's magical. What's up guys, welcome to episode 24 of geekscape. I'm here with Nick Scanner, good buddy of mine that I met at a film festival. I met a lot of people at a film festival, even though your movie may not, I mean, I'm not saying your movie, but personally, even though you make a movie, that may not be very good. You go to film festivals and you meet great people, you know, I met Laura at a film festival. I met you at a film festival. I met the girl of my dreams at a film festival. Let's get right to that, I just want to say real quick that you're watching geekscape, movies, video games, and comics over the next 45 minutes, for an hour. Before we start out our personal conversation. That's what you're watching. We're going to do a NetRiver ad to, this episode is brought to you by NetRiver, we're on their servers 100%, and they're awesome guys. So check them out, NetRiver.net, they're your one-stop, credit shop shop for everything online, and we use them to power this show, we use them for everything that we need, which you guys are like, what do you need, you don't even have a website anymore. We'll get to that in a minute. I want to hear this story about the girl of your dreams. I met the girl of my dreams, went to Palm Springs, she was from Hawaii, I just happened to be there, I opened the door for her, like a gentleman. We'll slow down. Okay, this is Palm Springs. Palm Springs Film Festival. Okay. And what does she look like? Do you got to start there? Like, how did you see her? So there's like the little area where you go and get your pass, whatever, get your badge, so you can go see all the films. And of course, you feel that as your confidence is high. Yeah, I just like, I'm here with the film, I got my film going, my big director, I got to go on. I'm like, how do you have anything to explain where we're in Paris? Okay. Hey, you don't need to explain the picture. So I'm walking, I do, I walk into, walking towards the mall you know, I have an eye patch on all of a sudden, as I'm telling you story about Palm Springs, and I look behind me and there's this very attractive Hawaiian girl, petite, she's got this like, you know, that Asian Hawaiian thing going on. Pacific Islander. Pacific Islander look, very small petite thin, but just beautiful face. And so I slow down my walk a little, so I tie it perfectly so that I will arrive at the door. You're actually walking like that. I guess. You got to slow down a little. So I slow down, so I can open the door exactly as she will be coming in behind me, so that I can hold the door for her and be like, oh, here you go, come on in. And she's, yeah, and she's looking around and she's like, seems a little lost, I was like, oh, do you need to know where to go to pick up your badge? She's like, oh yes, are you here from the film festival too? And from there, it's like, I hung out with her like the whole weekend, based on just opening the door for women. So gentlemen, just be courteous sometimes and you can be girls this time. Now what happened? Well, she lives in Hawaii, which was a problem for a while, so it's just the email thing, sending each other mixtape. Oh, we love you. You sent her a mixtape. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it was like all great until she's like, oh, I'm moving to LA, it's like fantastic finally, we'll be in the same city. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to be moving in with my boyfriend. In LA. What? Wait. He's like, what? Yeah, just like. You did the whole mixtape thing? I had mixtapes. It would be weird things like she'd be like, oh, I just finished this book, I was like, I'm reading that book right now. We hadn't told each other. She was having a connection. Yeah, it was like a total connection thing. And how long did she build with her boyfriend? She was with her boyfriend when you met her? No. She was like, whoa. She was in Hawaii. She was a substitute cop. I'm trying to break this down so I understand. Yeah, so. We got a sub-cog. Moved to LA to be with a sub-cog. Yeah. And it's like, and I went to her birthday. She like mad me over and I went to his house and it's like, oh god, I would be dating this guy too. The house is so nice. It's just like, you know. What does this guy do? He's a DP. No, he bleeds. That's what he does. We're going to solve this. All right. Do you ever see that movie "Norshore" where the white kid goes up to Hawaii and learns to serve? It's a great movie. It's a great movie. On Beach, boy. Yeah. Howly. This is the mainland. Yeah. Go back to it. You know, I'm sorry. Burkhart, you bastard. Yes, you are. Oh, that's a great movie. So. But so, yeah. You can meet lots of people at film festivals. Good friends. I met at least five people who I was like, I would say I'm good friends with. Like, you know. Do you think this chapter is over with this girl? I don't know. I won't close the book. You know. I think I read, you know, some web document here. If you're hearing that, that's not my stomach. That's Hank. I'm from the floor here. Where it's like, if there's a girl you like who you're friends with, just remain friends with her. Don't try and like sabotage her relationship. Just be a good friend. And then if it's supposed to happen one day, it'll happen, you know. So that's the approach I'm taking. That's like the six years. That's like the six years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, what I'm thinking is this. You've heard this theory about two ladders. Girls have a friend ladder and girls have a, we'll get to the Pirates of Caribbean, girls have a friend ladder and girls have a, a flexible ladder, like a boyfriend ladder, or a couple ladder, or just sexual attraction ladder. And so you can go from the F ladder to the friend ladder, but you can't go from the friend ladder to the sexual attraction ladder. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. I started on sexual attraction ladder. You can't go to that ladder. You can't lag yourself. I was going on that ladder. You've got to go up and be like, hey, your boyfriend's pretty nice. You got to act. Don't be like a friend. I know. If she's like, hey, you know, you want to go shop and be like, no, I'm not doing that. It's like, you know, you'll be like the best gay friend. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. It'll be like, look, I'm going to go see a concert you want to go. And I'm just happened, happened to not mention her boyfriend. His first part, he's just sat with you. Yeah. Yeah. Laura has a guy who calls up and you know, oh my God, I wish I had to save this message guys. But don't still have this on the phone. Oh my God. We lost this message. And is the most brilliant message. Laura had a guy call up who worked sort of in the same industry as her and kind of held, you know, candle burning for a for a while. It was on the friend ladder. It was definitely on the friend ladder. All right. And one day she gets this message, hey, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that your boyfriend's out of town and I know there's something coming guitarist to once to, oh, DJ, be careful, please. Guys, for those of you who just noticed the balance, VJ's practicing jujitsu during the filming of this episode, but please, he's keeping America safe. So yeah, he called and left this message asking Laura blatantly out on a date and what's even funnier as he did. He was like, you know what, if your boyfriend, if your buddy's around, you call me a buddy. Your buddy's around. Feel free to invite him too. I mean, Jeremy. No, no. I don't do that though, I'm not trying to pretend. I'm just like, look, I got an extra ticket to a show you want to go and if she says, no, whatever, I'm fine. I'm not saying like, it's your boyfriend, you know, come on with me. It's mostly-- No, it's mostly-- If they get engaged, that's what he called escapists, you figure this out. No, no, see, if they get engaged, do this, die. What? What are you-- Have you heard of this? Yeah, now listen, we're really getting off-subjected, but you guys love dating, you guys love talking about this stuff. I thought this was about the show. Yeah, we talk about lights. It's like Oprah. It's like Oprah. That's right. That's right. So have you heard of this phenomenon called a cuddle bitch? A cuddle bitch would be-- if you're a guy and maybe you're planning for a girl and she invites you over like, watch a movie or something and you guys end up cuddling on the couch, but you just end up bluebob the whole time and she has no intention of like doing anything. You're her cuddle bitch. It is cruel and unusual. I've never heard of that and that is one of the worst things I've ever heard of. Yeah. They were like, oh no, he's nothing. He's just my cuddle bitch. And I was like, what the-- I made that noise when you went to-- Yeah. Hank is having a dream right now of just eating and sleeping. And yeah, cuddle bitch. Cuddle bitch just doesn't ever let yourself be a cuddle bitch, all right? That's worse than just being the friend-in-law kind of thing because at least you just leave at the end of the night. I wasn't expecting anything. Cuddle bitch, that's terrible because you go in every time thinking, tonight might be the night. You know, sometime after the end of the movie, I'll be like, oh, one gets more popcorn and you reach here. I was watching cuddle bitch, I think, and he's not going to name names, but this is back in college. And she had a birthday party, I will not name names. And she had a birthday party, I think she's a lot just here and then, but she had a birthday party. And she's like, let's go back to my room and I think the full intention was to cuddle, but I didn't know that. And she's like, you know, we're sitting on the couch a little friendly like this, you know? And she's getting friendly with me. And she, you know, she drank a little, and she goes, and she goes, I'm going to go, hold on, I'm going to burp. Okay, I'm not just been drinking, she says you're going to burp, get the out of the way, all right? I'll tell you right now, I pulled a Keanu with this thing and it goes, I saw like pieces of corn, zip past my head, and just splash across the couch where my head had been millisecond before. That was rough. And the cuddle bench can be dangerous is what I'm saying. So just be like, yeah, I'll be your cuddle bench when you fall asleep, you'll be a right bitch. If you're free. I think I was like, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. On the Pirates of the Caribbean episode, we have to talk about raping a pillaging. And that's all it is. I don't need you for you to go out and do it. Here's what I will say about cognition. I think there was a girl who was trying to make me her cuddle bench, like I'd go, we'd go out, watch movies, shoot them cuddle. And then I put, I was like, nope, that's it, I was like, I have enough female friends, I don't need anyone else to be, I don't need another girl to be just friends with, I was like, look, don't need this. So I put the kai-bosh on, I didn't hear for like three months, and then all of a sudden I became a booty call because I put the kai-bosh on the cuddle bench. Yeah, you've got where you want it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. But Gilmore, take note. Nice. You are. If you have a cuddle bench, do you have a cuddle bench? You guys make yourself a cuddle bench by being on the friend ladder and hoping you can get on the other side. Well, so I said, yeah. If you're on a friend ladder, if you're on a friend ladder, don't even talk to her anymore, dude. You don't need to shake friends, like, come on, man. You're never going to cut the bus. You got us as friends. Let me tell you, we got like a room full of scapas. All right, I'll concerned about the website and I'll be in there. But these were your friends, these are who you need, man. You don't need this. You don't ever get on the friend ladder, all right, unless she's just buggly, then you stay on that friend ladder and you clip to the run, because let me tell you, you are not on her friend ladder. You, anything, is dongable in her book. Jeez, what an asshole. So we went to see Paris, the Caribbean, at World's End. We may be at the episodes end, all right. But this is the culmination of the trilogy. Yes. The Paris, the Caribbean trilogy. Wow. Let's see this trilogy. Yeah, because it could become a rest of the series, and we'll see. It's profitable enough. And this is, of course, the story of you got Elizabeth Swan, you got Jack Sparrow, you've got Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Will Turner. Will Turner. Will Turner in there. And it's bothering you. You got all the characters from the first two movies. You chose Calypso, who I didn't really even realize who she was till this one. Right. I mean, now the first movie was kind of a good movie on its own. The second movie kind of felt like the first half of a longer film, which this one is the second half of. Did you not like the second one? I did like the second one. You did? I did one of the few. I'm one of the few. You're the guy. It was one of these things where I went in with very low expectations for the first one episode. The first one is like, this could just be another haunted mansion. It's just based on a Disney ride. I have no expectations. Were you upset by the haunted mansion? Well, I wasn't upset by that, but it was like, I expect nothing from it. And I was pleasantly surprised because at the end of the day, I like pirates. I like ships, and you have those things, and I will probably enjoy the film. Right. So the second one, I had the same thing. I was like, this is probably going to be terrible. And I came out surprised at how entertaining that was. They didn't even have seen the first one knowing that it was good. Yeah. And I saw this on when I was like, yeah, I was entertained. I was like, I went in with very low expectations and was still entertained, despite, you know. Plus, I saw it at the El Capitan, which they do the whole-- Yeah, they do the old theater here in LA where they dress it up, and they dress it up, and they got a show beforehand in Canon. So even if the movie is terrible, you'll be like, oh, it's a fun show, that sort of thing. Whereas this third one I did not see at El Capitan. And how-- what did you think of the third one? I-- Cheeses over your snoring. I was very-- Come here, my little friend. Very disappointed. Most of so, because I have such low expectations for it, all I expect is to be entertained. Right. And it didn't entertain me. You know, it didn't have the little bits that made it-- the other one's fun. It was just like, not as fun. I don't know. No, I actually enjoyed the third one more than the second one, because it started-- it met all those promises. Yeah. Cashed in on all the promises made in the second one where, at the end of the second one, you're just like, dude, what is going on? Yeah. Vijay thought it was the worst movie ever. Every week, Vijay gets in a whole new worst movie ever. Worst movie ever. So Hollywood's just kind of going straight down to the crapper in Vijay's eyes, and Vijay's writing in it with Elasto, except for Benchmores, which Vijay actually enjoyed by-- Yeah. It's a good one. Oh, man. I really can't wait until you make future films, Vijay. I'll be there in opening night every time. It'll blow my mind. I mean, none of the guys, like the different pirate lords, didn't anybody-- Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to see the pirate lords fight. That was one of the reds. But it does cash in-- it does wrap up all the loose ends. It has a nice melancholy ending to it. Leaves it open for Johnny Depp, continued, you know, cashing in on the series. And I felt satisfied by it in a way that I didn't know the second one. See, I was-- I was very-- because here's what I liked about this. I was like, no matter what, there's like cool, new shit. You know, it's like the first one, you had the ghost, the dead pirate guys, and like that was cool. The second one, you had the fish pirate guys. And that was cool. And then this one, you had-- Aspirate guys. You had Asian pirates. I mean, it was like a giant fat, where she's like, these guys aren't that cool. And there would be little bits that would be just nice action scenes of like Johnny Depp escaping from the canals that are going to eat them in the second one, like the fight in the wheel when the wheels went around. You didn't think those bits went too long in the second one, like they were too welcome? I just enjoyed them. Like I was like, oh, that was entertaining stuff, you know. That's all I expect from a blockbuster. I was just entertaining. And then this one, I was like, I didn't have those just like cool bits, just little set pieces that will at least entertain me, because it's like, it's not the plot and characters that are-- I was like, I don't care less about it, or I know Bloom and Kara Knightley's love story. Oh, what? You know? It's like, so if you don't have those little things for me to at least be like every 30 minutes, be like, oh, that was a fun little bit. So you weren't invested in the characters in any of the films? No, no. Really? I mean, I like Jack Sparrow, but especially in this one, it's just like he was just so annoyed. He just became annoyed, you know. Yeah. Instead of like this comic foil. Who's the game sequence? Which one? And he's having this conversation with like multiple-- Yeah, but that becomes like a running gag almost, and it's just why. You're just like, I was waiting for things to have like, have a point, and it-- I feel like this one, they'd push the limit of a lot of those things, like I started losing my patience almost with things like the multiple Jack Sparrows, but then there are moments like where bootstrap Bill kills one of the major characters, you've got a-- Yeah, there are spoilers guys, so yeah, just threw one at you. What's the thing? Yeah, things start wrapping up in the major turn of events, like like how-- where Elizabeth and-- and what's his nuts end up-- I have a theory that Orlando Bloom, we will only like you with a sword, or an costume, because if you're in any other community-- Or a bone arrow. He's got the bone arrow. He just needs a weapon reel. I don't know if anybody wants to see that guy. No. Anything else? He's not good. No, no, no, listen. All right, thespian? No. Now it's been done over here, a resident thespian, said he's worthless. Is it frustrating men to watch people act and make lots of money and get hot babes when you're standing on the sideline? Absolutely. Absolutely frustrating. Well, no, it's because they're pretty, like-- It's because they're pretty. I think you're pretty. Thank you. Thank you. No, it's like Orlando Bloom is only interesting because he's pretty, and he's not really all that pretty. I've never gotten Orlando Bloom. I've never gotten there. And he did-- you know what, I never got-- and you guys may be like, but I never got-- same with the crazy bitch with the blood. Angelina Jolie. Oh. No, I got it. I got it. I'm good. I got it. I'm good. Yeah, I never got the attraction there. Oh, but I got to tell you next weekend, knocked up, that girl. I love her. She's very good. Catherine Hagel up. She's my woman. Catherine Elizabeth, I don't know. I don't even know her name. She just looks at you. So, so a nay for you, a yay for me. Yeah, it was basically-- Would you go see a fourth pyrofoam? No, I'm done. No, you're done. I would say I'm officially done. It was just like-- This one reclaimed it for me. Really? Because for me, it was just like-- it was just disappointed. It was just like-- I felt like they-- whatever they wrapped up, the rest of it was just like what? And they're just introducing new things that weren't that interesting, or I watched the second one a week ago. And I was still confused, but no, no, for the second time, to catch you up, get ready for the third one. And I was still confused for most of the third film, and I was like, "Clipso is who now? She's a goddess? What's going on?" And he was like, "What? You got a stab? His heart? What are you--?" I thought you had to get in the sand. What was the whole thing with getting in his heart in the sand? Things like that that just didn't-- You may have been more dissatisfied by number three, because you had recently seen it. The second one was in a distant memory somewhere, and I wasn't making any connections to it. Yeah. And honestly, I thought-- and there was-- most of you, it was like wasted potential. Like you tell, if you see the preview, and you're like, "All right, at the end of this film, there's going to be a giant battle between the British Navy and all the pirates, all the pirate lords coming together, and you're like, "This is going to be awesome because there's going to be pirates." There's going to be pirates fighting the British Navy. Like you're going to have the interpersonal thing going on. You're going to have Calypso making this giant storm thing. You're going to have the fucking Kraken coming out and grabbing ships in the middle of the battle. No, Kraken's just whatever. It's gone. It's not around. It's like little things like that. It's like, it was-- for like, you know-- Did you like what the commentary that they got with the Kraken when they saw the dead Kraken? I went to the bathroom when the Kraken was dead. That was a good time to go. You know. Those are dead Kraken. That's fine, but it's like-- Moving on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, look, that's fine and dandy if we're making a real movie, but this is not a real movie. It's an entertainment movie where I want to-- This is not a real movie. How did Gorb or Vinsky feel that you just said, "This is not a real movie?" Well, look, he-- what the guy who did Mouse Hunt, he's got me complaining. Oh, I'm awesome. I heard it was pretty quiet. No, I always enjoyed it. But it's like, you know, I-- He directed the American Jesus video for Battle Legion. Look, he's-- no, he's a good director, but it's just like, yeah. If you asked any of those people, like, "Did you think you were making like real art that 30 years from now?" People are going to be like, "Oh, yes, but I was like, "No, they were all doing it for a paycheck and they're hoping to entertain people." Now, as a filmmaker, are you approaching this as art or commerce or-- I just wanted-- I just taken it as an entertainment. I just want to be entertained by the movies. No, as a filmmaker yourself, in your own work, are you doing this as an artist? Are you doing this as a-- I get more for the artists' stuff than the commercial stuff. I'm much more interested in, you know, trying to save something than necessarily make, you know, lots of modern art. You don't think in doing so, you can say something. You can. I mean, there's pieces that do, you know, like even like the first two Spider-Man movies, I would say we're doing a good job of telling a good story and being entertaining, you know. And like, I would say the same thing with like Christopher Nolan's new Batman movies. Like, I have high expectations for the second one because he did a very good film that was also very entertaining, you know. The first one? Batman Begins. Batman Begins, you know. Yeah. You didn't like that, Omar? I don't know. I don't know. Why is this? The lack of nipples? Are you still talking about it? Origin X is over here. Batman? No. Pirates. Oh, kind of. We're kind of segueing out of it. Why? What's up, baby? Because I've been talking to him because he can't listen to you. Oh, Gilmore, yeah, Gilmore hasn't seen Pirates yet. He saw Pirates the highest budget porno, but it's not the same. Have you seen the Pirates porno? What? The highest budget porno? The highest budget porno? Oh, yeah. It's the highest budget porno. We could have had you review it. I'll watch it review it. Oh, Omar says horrible. Horrible. You know. I don't understand why they were making an R-rated porno. Yeah. Yeah. No, it wasn't made R-rated date. We've got Omar, Calderon, Origin X from the forums, and Funnel Fish over here. Yeah, what forums? Arguing over porn. You understand that this guy is a porn master. He works at a porn processing center, which does like the phone calls when you make an account of a porn site, you know, this dude knows your passwords, which he calls. And you're safe. And you're safe words. Yeah. Well, Ben was telling us this great. Ben was telling us a great story about how he had to, Rufus is being popcorn. Ben had to, Ben had to break to a woman that her husband was on gay porn sites. And you've got it multiple times, right? Well, a husband and a son. A husband and a son? Or they... I had to break the news that a son or a woman or a son was gay. Oh, wow. Did you sugarcoat it, at least? How do you break to a mom that your son's been on? You think, you know, you just say, "It's a, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a dollar-rated website." Oh, what is it? It's, it's gay. Or, um, it's gay. Can you just say, can you just say, "For a dollar," and they're like, "You don't just have to tell them that." No, no, yes, you do. If they ask you to tell them about it, yes. It's probably the point. They say the card holder and they ask what kind of point you don't want. They do the pay for it. The credit card. You can't just, they take the money to say. Well, look, it's porn. Either way, it was porn. But they're like, "It's porn." Just ask for the kid's number. It's like, "It's porn." I would say, I would freeze it as like, predominantly homosexual. So that way, she would say, "Well, maybe he found the one area of the thing where it's not the one." Yeah, the one. Askherits.com. Askherits.com. Let's see if this fits.com. Um, plug the whole.com. I got all these ideas for website. I got all these ideas for website. Yeah, check them out. Yeah, check them out. I'll say check them out.com. Um, so our website, Nick, if you haven't noticed, is down. Well, I read the thing about where you were saying that. It turns out, it turns out we were, you know, I wanted to take over the website again, where the Hector, yeah, Hector's kind of moved on, Scott's moving on, and we're, I got a new guy, George, who you guys will meet, and he's kind of taking the Hector role, and we have a new coder, or, you know, we're still talking to a couple coders about doing the website. So Hector, a couple months ago, like about a month ago, he had his wallet stolen, and it was the credit card that the old account was on. So of course, he had it all canceled. Yeah, so that maybe would happen to the website. But you know what, people are like, "Dude, where's the website?" I got a lot of phone calls, a lot of emails, but I don't really miss the old website. Are you upset by that when I say that, Gilmore? You're upset by that. Why? I like it. You know what? The only thing I really liked was the forums, because I liked all you guys. You know? I liked all you guys. I liked the fact that when you guys were on the forums, you weren't out in public. That's good for society. That's what I liked about forums, was that I was doing something for society and keeping the guys off the streets, and that, you know, social and all that. Now, they're everywhere, and I have to go pull up forums again on Geekscaped.net, making new Geekscaped.net, and for the forums, for all you guys to come out, you guys, we've got to cross the beams and bring the guys back in, and we will do that. We will make a new Geekscaped.net. So we will. In the meantime, I'm putting all this shit back up on iTunes, which would be great. Yeah, Omar's here, because he's like, "What's the point, man? There's not going to be a skikend." You're shaking. You're shaking. Yeah, the shikens. Omar was shaking. He's like, "Be calm to me, man, be calm to me." "Be calm to rock mouth." So let's get into news. Oh my gosh. So let's get into news. The two Star Wars TV projects, now listen, Star Wars celebrations going on this weekend as of the taping of this episode. I couldn't give more of a buck. It's Omar's. It's so ruined for me. Okay. Yeah. Who cares? No. Is Star Wars ruined for you? No, easily. Yeah, very ruined. I mean, it was already, it was like, it wasn't like it was like a, it was a slow progression. It was like when you had the, the re-release and he changed, starts changing things. So you're like, "No, no, Han Solo and, you know, Han Solo Greedo, all that stuff." And then it just with the new three movies, just- So people are asking, "Are you guys doing Star Wars celebration?" Yeah, I really didn't work too hard on the press passes, 'cause then I would have had to go down there. I would have a smile, a bunch of motherfors dressed like Amidala. I'd be like, "You're an idiot, these movies are horrible." Yeah. Now you hear that they're making two TV series, one live action, one animated. Well, and they're talking about another movie. Did you read that? I heard that was thrown at. Was that just the- Well, like a month ago, he said something. And then somebody else had another thing. Yeah, I'm going to be like, made for TV, though, right? Made for TV. Um- Another holiday special. Now, the only way I will watch a new Star Wars movie is if they find this director. He's new. He's just experimentally done a lot of cool stuff. His name is Vijay Kerr. It's actually pretty live for now, it's Vijay Kerr, and he can bring back the magic of Star Wars. Anywhere else? Done, right? Hey, Vijay, would you do a Star Wars film? Of course. There you go. I think the big thing is- Yeah, the Star Wars film. Well, I would say Star Wars. You'd recreate Star Wars. Yeah. Are we imagining Star Wars? Yeah. You'd reimagine the whole thing? Oh, I do it my way, so. You'd like Star Wars begins. Well, you could do like- Yeah, Star Wars begins. Star Wars begins. Or you could do like the- The Timothy- It was Timothy- Yeah, the Timothy- Yeah, the Timothy- Yeah, like those first two- I love those. Those are really good. It's like, that's a problem. I think it's just George Lucas. George Lucas needs to die. And then we don't wish death on anybody unless you're dating his soulmate. He's a more bugger. But no, but I mean honestly, I mean that's what it will take because he's just not a good director. Like, you know, he didn't direct the Empire and that's why it's so good. You know, and it's like, he just, he's, nobody, because nobody will tell him no. Nobody will tell him no. I don't know. There's no scripts. The dialogue's really still. Nobody's going to tell him that. Do you think his loss is a barometer? Hey, it's a loss of barometer and nobody's going to be, because he pays all the bills. It's not like he's a director working for a studio and the studio will still say, like, "M.I. Chama, I'm like, no, this script sucks. You know, we're not going to do it." He's- Well, no, they did. They did vote for a lady in the water. They had the thing with Point of Vista and they were like, "No, it's not a good script. It took us someplace else." It took a hit. Yeah. One, two, two. Yeah. So, but nobody can do that for George Lucas. He's his own studio. He pays everyone, everyone who he would give the script to is on his staff. Are you going to tell your boss, "This is terrible." No, they're all, "Oh, great. Great, just let's do it, George. Fantastic." Yeah, you should try. I'm doing the newspaper. I'm just trying to make it all me. Yeah. So, he has no- he has nobody to call bullshit on, so. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I haven't seen- I'm doing really well. The website died here. But I didn't see- did you see the little cartoon thing from the Cartoon Network thing where they'd had those little things at the Clone War cartoons? I heard those really good, and I can imagine they're good because George Lucas had nothing to do with them. And so, I believe they are good, you know? So, more movie news real quick. Nicholas Cage left a Brian De Palma movie. Capone Rising? Oh, the prequel. The Untouchables? No. One less Nick Luke Cage movie I'm good with. One less Brian De Palma movie. We got a Sims movie coming out from Fox. That's, yeah. What the hell is that going to be about? I don't know. The writer, though, is this guy Brian Lynch. He wrote Scary Movie 3, but really the dude got started in Kevin Smith's camp. He did a movie called Big Helium Dog. That's right. It's kind of like a news-escue dude. And I'm glad he's able to work, you know, but- He's being directed by Uve. Did Sims, the movie? How'd that be? Oh, you're a sick guy. I don't like watching it if this new director, Vijay Carr, did it. Gilmore was in it, but he didn't make it to the last frame. He, like, falls into a trash compactor or something. Do you die in the Sims? Like a starter. How do you die in the Sims? AIDS? Hygiene or starvation? Can you catch fire? Can you catch fire? You can catch fire? Can you get violently killed in the Sims? Other than fire? You're executed. Can you become a mass murderer in the Sims? I don't know. Can you kill yourself? Can you commit suicide? Can you kill? Can you kill in the Sims? Can you kill someone else? You can't kill in the Sims? No. Why? I've seen the party pack expansions or whatever. You can have sex, right? Yes. Can you get an SEDs? Can you get, like, Sims AIDS? No, no. What is the show? When you have sex in the Sims? What do you see? I don't know. What do you see? How do you see when you have sex in the Sims? Well, it's pixelated, but there are-- there's code on there. Is it taste way down? Oh, it's pixelated? Wait, there's code on there? There's a pan to a curtain. Does a pan to a curtain? There's wind billows in. Do you need titty? If you put the patch on it-- Can you put the patch on it? Yeah. So guys, it's pixelated. It's pixelated regularly. But there's something that you can look for on the internet where you can see some real cartoon movies. I'm there. You know what? I'm playing the Sims now. I love how people are going out of their way. People are going out of their way. Do you do, like, an orgy party? Do you do, like, an orgy party? I don't know. Can you have more than a party? I don't know. Can you have more than a party? There's jealousy involved. Jealousy involved? Oh. You'd be like, shut up. I'm not your cuddle bitch anymore. You sit over there. I'm going to do this. Are there cuddle bitches? I love how people are going out of their way to find codes on the internet. You know what? Fake boobs. When the internet is, like, that's ridiculous. But look, why would you want to go find real boobs when you can just find a patch to see fake ones? Come on. Well, Gilmore, you were at the bar last night. Gilmore was singing at karaoke for Ben Duns over at fake, and he did creep by Radiohead. Which is. You could read the house down. And this chick was like, hey, what's up with your friend? That is a lie. I know. No girl asked about him, trust me. Oh wait, I'm just trying to make you look good on the internet, you know, because it's the internet. A lot of people watching. What was the old Nintendo game where you would build a city? What was the name of it? SimCity. SimCity. SimCity. So it's going to be like a movie of SimCity. You just watched the Sims. I mean, the sims are from, like, directly to the city. They live in SimCity. Yeah, dude. Yeah. But that, why would that not be a movie either? That's what I mean. That's really nice. Interesting in a similar movie. It's like, mouse trap the movie. It's like, ooh, I get to watch a mouse trap get made. What is this? We had forums, you can find out what games you'd be at that. What meeting was the game? What games? Custards Revenge. You know? The Burger Time. The Burger Time would be a good one. Burger Time would be a good one. North versus South. But, yeah, that's what you get the whole stuff. But nobody else. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. You could use it. We had forums. What was the one where an old Nintendo game read something where you're like, you're in a Russian. You've been dropped into a Russian camp. Russian attack. That was good. That was good. Oh man. That's like beating. Just make it a Iraqi attack. You know what? Weird that we haven't heard of. There's never heard of a-- what's it called? A Donkey Kong movie. I'm surprised that they haven't hopped on that yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't have barrels in Kinko. I'd be fun. We have to stop him. Throw in barrels. Like springs at you. Or fireballs. Uh, Michael Bae presents the king of all films. Fuck that. Oh. Oh. I've had his fill out. So, comic books. Do you really know what we're talking about? Wait, wait, wait. What do you want to talk about? The He-Man movie. They're announcing. They're like, they're announcing, oh, we're going to do a live action He-Man. And the first thing I thought was, you already did that, right? It wasn't that crazy. It was like, there was a message in the universe. I saw that movie, all right? But they're like, oh, they're finally going to do it. No. They already-- Yeah. I already did. Yeah. I love that Lungard movie. Oh. [HUMMING] Oh. World War? Oh. Wow. These are amazing. Yeah. Oh my god. These beasts. Um, the best is when somebody drops the line and goes, and using the other moves, surprise. And he's like, oh, yes, we'll walk around and I was like, wait, that was your best take? Like, giving his other actor what, like, he's giving the other actor time to cut him off. You know, this is a taspian. Yeah. He's trying to, using the element of surprise. Oh, yeah. Um, so. You know what I saw, which was terrible, is the worst boom, boom mic in a shot in history. It's a James Bond movie, "Living Day Lights." And I couldn't-- it's so egregious. What a really bad one. I think they left it in because it's so obviously terrible, other, uh, cinemas, but, yeah, but uh, it's so blatantly bad in the shot that you assume it can't be a boom mic, like you assume it has to be like someone's purse or something. How far does it come down? No, no, it is this. You, here's the shot. We're talking. We step off a plane. You start to talk and it's, they cut to the shot, two shot. The mic is into here on your chest. You start to move and it follows as it goes out. Wow. And it's like-- It's down here. So it's like-- It's down here. Yeah, it comes in and you're like, maybe someone's got a gun or something? Then maybe that's what it is? No, it's a boom mic. And as you walk away, it's probably what you want. It could be. It was pierced for awesome. You never know. Um, so, so, so listen, friends. Um, it's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. It's kind of a book. Oh, let's just rip it. Let's rip through it. Let's rip through it and rock it. I wanted to say rip through it and rock it at the same time. I said, let's rip it. Hey, I think it's a word though. I like it. It's a word. You have rickets. Yeah, I have rickets. Dictionary.com. Let's put diseases on you. So we got-- You had your e-comics? Yeah. Why? I read the graphic novels. I'm not so much. I don't like the soap opera. What have you been reading? A graphic novel. You know, I've been reading-- I've been catching, I mean, play catch up with the Hellboys and, you know, the identity crisis and all those. Are you reading BPRD? I don't know. It's actually better than Hellboy. Really? I'll tell you that right now. The BPRD book which spun out of Hellboys better than Hellboy. Interesting. I believe it. We'd be careful with the jujitsu. But I prefer the graphic novel because I like things being wrapped up. You can pick it up. Take over it. I don't care. I don't like the soap opera. That was the second one. You don't like the weekly-- Yeah. It's like I don't like the-- because I just like what? It's never going to end. So that brings us on to DC's countdown. DC's doing this weekly book called Countdown because they just did a weekly book called 52, which re-established is in DC continuity. I'm new to this because I'm not a big DC fan. We've got-- can you hear Laura like crazy on this? So in 52, which was a weekly one-year series in DC, they re-established 52 alternate universes. Did you read that on work? Now with Countdown, they've got this storyline where the monitors who are like the police force-- okay, there's 52 multiverses. Okay. There's a multiverse. There's a multiverse. There's 52 universe. Yeah, they keep somebody from like the-- Earth 2 from going to Earth 1, and if somebody skips, they hunt them down. It's kind of like time cop except without time to the universe. So already, it's a little easier to follow. And I'm more into Countdown already than I ever was in 52. Just because-- and plus 52 was cool, but like your biggest star was like booster gold. In Countdown, you were dealing with Batman, you were dealing with Superman, you're dealing with some badass guys. Jason Todd, who was the Robin who died, who, you know, maybe an anomaly because, dude, you died. Why are you here now? Monitor's going to come after your ass. So it's a little easier to follow than 52. So those of you guys who weren't at into 52, all you need to know going into Countdown is that there's now 52 universes in the DC continuity, and it's like time cop. And so I'm starting to recommend it. Kind of into it. I'm still a Marvel man. Speaking of like non-superhero books is Eric Powell, he does this thing called the goon. It's not a bad trade paperback, but, you know, the goon is, you know, beats up zombies and so on and so on. So I don't know what happened to Eric Powell, read a little thing in Wizard, but I don't know if that's true or not, where he had an altercation, a bar in Georgia, and doesn't like talking about it, because somebody wrote a letter that they'd overheard him at a comic convention and brought it up, "Hey man, what happened to the UK?" I overheard you here talking about this thing in Georgia. He wasn't happy about it, and then wrote in the letter column to Wizard, you guys need to mind your fucking business, basically. So we're going to mind our own business, and I don't know what happened, but the product of it he has said is this book, "Satan Sautomy Baby," and Sautomy, I guess, you can't even print on a cover of a comic book. This isn't the actual cover of the comic book. This is something that has to be printed on it, and it comes in this wrapping, like, you know, they don't want kids flipping through at the school store. So this morning, this comic contains material on civil children, and it goes on to say, you know, if you-- Yeah, do not open this comic if you have strong religious convictions, or even a small set of human decency. Do not open this comic if you love Satan. Do not open this comic if you have strong political beliefs. Do not open this comic if you are racist, and if you love farm animals, back, unless you have no strong feelings about anything, this probably isn't the comic for you, unless you have a sense of humor and, like, really small writing. And basically, this comic's fucked, dude. Did you read this? I haven't read it yet, but, I mean, could it really be, like, any worse or any little outlandishness? Then a Garth in this book? Yeah, that creature or anything. It's not. Does it really need to have that disclaimer? I think this is kind of a sales tool. Yeah, I think this is kind of a sales gimmick, because I'm reading this, and I'm like, okay, there's a redneck, and he sodomizes a pig, and then the pig turned into Satan and, uh, impregnated him with this baby, and that, and that, now, here he is, the redneck blows ass. Okay, he blows ass, like, chunks, like, crazies. Ah, ah, it's coming out of me, he put a, a, a devil up my ass, and here we have this devil. Baby. Now, if you don't notice, the devil has one of the biggest penises on it. I've ever seen. You see that, AJ? Look at that giant uncircumcised red devil pee pee. Do you see that? Point this out with your laser pen. Right there. You have a, uh, we only need one, friends. Ah, there we have giant devil pee pee, and then now it is the goons job to, um, send it back to hell. One of my favorite, uh, panels of this comic is when the, he uses it as a flamethrower to, uh, light up a bunch of rednecks who are tagging him, uh, a lynch mob. He says, "Don't you lynch me, I will light you on fire with my devil yarn." Jesus. Um, is it, is it an out of control book? If you want a good laugh, go for it, uh, but basically they have to get the, the devil baby back up into the dude's ass. There is this whole bed at the end with tatas, which I think you guys will like. There's some tata. You enjoy that? Where's, where, where's the laser blender? There's some titty. Let's see. All right. It puts a space in. They may need to look up, um, comics on the internet after that. Yeah. You don't, you do not have to find a model. There's no patch for that. You just have to pick up a copy of this book, uh, in all your, uh, pre-pubescent desires will be fulfilled. That's, that's already not nearly as bad as anything like in preacher though. Yeah. Preacher has a lot of work stuff. Yeah. Preacher has that one guy who, uh, makes women out of meat. Uh, yeah. He makes women out of meat and plucks them. He, oh, he's a, he owns a slaughterhouse and he gets a bunch of meat together and he just plucks it. Now Gilmore, as a creep yourself, were you upset by this depiction of creepiness? Of, in what? In preacher. Like, like, are they not capturing the true creep? Well, no. It was. Gilmore goes out at night and chokes homeless people as they sleep in alleys. Just my boots. Dead Girl Scouts. Um. Dead Girl Scouts. The new, uh, my new demographic. No, I mean, preacher is perfectly, preacher is perfectly awesome because they, they captured everything in like sort of a satirical or hilarious way. I mean, they weren't just doing it, they weren't just doing it for shock value. Right. And it just seems like a lot of this is just trying to do what Ennis does, but he embeds it inside a good story. Does it seem like this is going to have a good story? It was one issue. Oh. It was fun, dude. Yeah. It's fun. You can have both, you know. I liked it. It was like candy. I was like, oh, double penis. Um. That's comics. Uh, video games. Pigs on. What are you playing? What am I playing right now? Uh, I like to work. I like to work. I like to work. I like to work. I like to work. My video game news was the Sims video game. Oh, the Sims video game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the Warcraft. You play a lot of Warcraft? I used to play a lot. I've. We're gonna put a Z hot out on you right now. Wait. What is your Warcraft info? I have no, I have no info. I just like it. The video game I had was the, it was the Sims movie. Well, no, no. Do you play Warcraft right now? No, no. I don't. I don't out there. They will find you and they'll be like, hey man. No, no, I don't. I'm the guy. I don't have the fancy set up yet. You don't have a set up? I gotta get that. When you do, you send it to us our new website. We can put in the geeks. Did you just get into Warcraft or were you? No, no, no. I was like, I was into it. I've been into it since like 10 years ago. Oh, boy friend. She's gonna live with them. Oh, fuck. What am I gonna do with my time? The Starcraft, I start with Starcraft and then War, and then War, and then War, and then Warcraft. And are you like, world of Warcraft? But that's what I gotta get into now is, I gotta. Okay. But then I know it's requiring a whole like- No, in your experience playing Starcraft, have you noticed the most people smell like shit who played that game? You just smell like fucking God off or was it just my college dorm? It was supposed to have been the only habituated. I was thinking, I don't know. At one time, did you smell like shit? I only smelled my friend because I only really played with my friend. So, you know. I can just see this girl in Hawaii being like, you know what, it's not working out. The distance thing's great, when I moved to LA, the smell may just overcome me. Oh, they overgown me. Or power me. You haven't played Starcraft in a while because I can actually sit this close to you. Yeah. Well, no, that's the thing is, since I got to LA, I've been playing, actually, you know, I have to have like a job and pay bills and have less time to sit and play imaginary battles with friends and people. But I do enjoy it. So, I have, but I have to, this thing is like, now with the Warcraft world, I feel like I have to buy things and I gotta know what to set up and- So, I'm sure my friends will talk me into it, that'll be the thing. My friends will, I'll let my friends figure out how to do it and then they'll be like, all right, here's what you do. No, but see, if you were already into that, I met some guys who were actually, they warned me about World of Warcraft, like, people would about crack. Really? They're like, listen, dude, I'm your friend. I do not want you starting World of Warcraft. Do you have an addictive personality? I know. You can't. Yeah. See? You can't do it. I heard it sucks up people's lives. I heard people have stopped eating. People have died of starvation, of hygiene things, but all this type of stuff, just because they don't want to leave the computer. You know what? Bring the camera back over here. I don't think you're addicted to Warcraft at that point. I think that you're addicted to being a fucking idiot. If you stop eating, you can't take your hand off the keyboard for a second to kill a dorito. What the hell is wrong with you? Some guy has killed somebody else because- You want something that's really addictive? Titties. They're fucking awesome. This is good, though. This is good, though. This is good, though. I'm a big fan. This is good, though. I can't get enough of them. I would love to get them. I would say candy if I hadn't. It might not just be coincidence that my pussy-to-game-playing ratio has just changed. I know so much. You're playing. Nick and I, we have lunch about once a week, and we actually want to start a, because we're big Utah Jazz basketball fans, because we're from Salt Lake City. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. We're big fans. We'll get together once a week. We talk about the Jazz. We eat sandwiches. We want to do a podcast where we talk about five minutes of basketball. We give you a five-minute breakdown. It should be a basketball morning show or noon show where we eat sandwiches and talk basketball. Like sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub. Worst podcast ever. Sub-sports. Yeah. It's something like that. That'd be fun. Yeah. But you told me last time we were out of the bar. You have like, what's going on? Kind of. It's weird. It's like, I finally met a girl who was cool, and I've been hanging out with a lot. Yeah. I like it. I like it. No, it's all. You didn't like the movie. But now that I have met a girl, you don't have the stink of desperation on you anymore. And so they come out of the woodwork. So you're like, no, man. Like, where were you? I haven't had girls. Where were you? Sweet. The girls who are interested in me? I've had a girlfriend for like, what, two years? Yesterday? I hope you guys-- I hope you know. You have a girlfriend for like, ten years. Yeah, for like, two years. I've kind of been a, yeah, serial monogamous. You're a serial monogamous. And yesterday, I got another call. It was like, hey, me and a friend are out sunbathing if you want to drop by. And I'm like-- Wow. I'm not dropping by. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Laura's like, I'll drop by him. [LAUGHTER] Drop some bounds. Yeah. So it's one of those things. You don't have the stink of desperation and suddenly-- Right. Well, just be like, I'll go to a party. Like, I've been to this guy's party, sir. We do. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, three years I've been going to this guy's barbecues. I've never met anyone there. Right. You know? And all of a sudden, I met-- it was weird. I met like, friends and girls. Apparently, male friends also know when you have someone, because they're just like, dude, I got a barbecue going on. I was like, why haven't you invited me to a barbecue before? Because you're always hitting on the girls. You're always pumping the legs. Yeah. It's a solemn matter of not caring. This goes back to the whole cuddle, bitch thing. The cuddle, bitch. It's when you stop caring that when women become interested. If I hear about any of you guys being a cuddle, bitch, I'll come and beat your ass. Real quick, the Halo 3 beta, I suck. I've got awful at that game. I don't see the fun of Halo. I don't get it. I don't know it. If I'm better at it, maybe I will enjoy it. But I suck so bad. It's not even fun for me to be in a game for 10 seconds before I see you suck. Yeah. I will fight you right now. I will get better at it, I think. Maybe. The Nintendo Summit-- Nintendo had a Summit in Seattle. They announced the Brain Age 2 coming out August 20th so you can get smarter. Metroid Prime 3 Corruption. I'm excited to see that by the end of the year. They also talked about Mario Galaxy by the end of the year, some kick ass games. But the game that is actually cool that they were talking-- that's been talked about is IGN has on this review or this preview of Manhunt 2 for the Wii. And they're calling it Splatter Cell, which is because you creep around and you kill people. And I guess in the PS3 version, when you're about to kill somebody, you just hit a button and it goes to the animation of killing them. With the Wii, there's certain level, there's three different animations. You go to a dude and when he raises his hand, your character raises his hand, you can enact these killing moves. When you have to hold down like a button. When you hold down the button for a little bit, the meter is white and it does a quick kill. Not that much fun. When you hold a little longer, it goes to yellow, the animation is a little more nasty. And when you hold it until it gets to the red, keep in mind the longer you hold it, the longer chance you're going to get discovered and get your ass kicked. So when it goes to the red, the dude's about to discover you. But when you wait for the red, you're going to get a kick ass animation of just like mutilating the dude. Is this the Wii? Yes. For the Wii. The family fun Wii? Well, the Wii also has things like-- there are a couple of violent games that have come out for the Wii, you know, like red steel, some of that. Now, I've heard that I think they're trying to compete on that level as well, that they have-- I mean, I think they should as well. And supposedly when your chainsaw is through some dude's skull, you have to move the controller in a certain way. I'm excited about that game for my family friendly Wii. I would be great if you could find a code online to make a me, your character, the insular cell, and you walk around these giant eyes and you're like, I'm going to kill you, bitches, time to go to the strip club. We were out for Ben's birthday at dinner, and people couldn't-- I just kept saying. Let's go to the strip club, the strip club. It's not funny. Oh. You're over to the thing. It's funny. We think it's funny, right? We think it's funny, right? We think that. The strip club. The strip club, the fingers. Oh, it's funny. You're after the hundredth time. Yeah. I have a quick question. Yeah, quick question. We had the Super Mario Galaxy thing. Yeah. So, as Luigi just shit out a lot at this point? We'd be always good tonight, man. He was like, ah, Super Mario Brothers. We'd be always good tonight. No. I made it all the way to Mario. Yeah. I made it to Luigi and Super Mario. He's pretty kick-ass. Oh, is he? You enjoyed that? Yeah. I played at the end of Luigi's Mansion, and Bowser was so fucking impossible at the end of that game that I was like, you know what, Luigi, I hate you and everything you stand for. Luigi was my boy in Super Mario Brothers 2, though. Super Mario Brothers 2, and the high jumping Luigi you enjoy him? Yeah. You're the princess. You're the princess. You know what he did with the princess. Princess. Yeah, because she could hang in there. Yeah, she was hanging there. She was like, Michael Jordan. Yeah, she felt so good in your planner. You just didn't feel good. You just didn't feel good. You just didn't think of it that way. Yeah. [laughter] What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you okay with that being episode 24, Gilmore? That is episode 24. As you notice, we're going to start putting more stuff up on iTunes. You'll have all one through 24 episodes on there, and you're going to have all the geeks get the episodes you want. Don't worry, we'll build you a new home soon. Pirate Pete destroyed it, and I'm sorry, fuck that guy. Nick, thanks for being on the show. Did you have fun? Oh, yeah, it's a lot of fun. Where's your feelings about women? Wait, yeah, I got a lot of shit. There's like a therapy session, and I got some complain about a movie, so. That's how we do it. One more we want. That is what this is. I told you it was like the view for geeks. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Don't shake your hands. That's what it is. You know that. We do argue. We are. I will punch him in the car. And that's the end. I think we should end up much. See you guys next week. Gilmore touched me down here. Gilmore touched me right there between my legs on the peenie. Right here. That's where Gilmore touched me. Yeah? Yeah? What do you got to say for that, Gilmore? What do you got to say for that? You're pregnant. Why don't you wave to the camera, you're pregnant. Yeah, put your face over here, come on. Come here, wave in front of the camera. You're sick bastard. You should be in jail. You should be in jail. You're getting raped by a big black guy. That's what you should be. Gilmore, you're a creep. Gilmore's a jerk off. I'm a good actor. I'm in front of his dude. He's a monster. [laughter] What? I was in York City. I feel like it'd be yanked. That guy's huge. He needs to get out of a robo-sizer. Oh, that is. I wouldn't say fat. As much as just all over the dam, please. And he feels like a retard. What? I went to Toronto. He was a champ from the flurms. He's such a nice guy. Really? He can't wait to rape him. Jesus. You got a lot of issues. Once I went to a picnic, I went to a cauldron. I was there and ate a lot of crinkies. That's all I gotta say about that guy. That's all I gotta say. I miss Graham.