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Geekscape 22: Geekscape From New York

The Geekscape Picnic in New York! News and guest appearances by BigYanks and other members of the forums and Jonny's past! Peter Weir Directing The Hobbit? New Terminator Trilogy! Only one more season of BSG! Trey Parker and Matt Stone make a G Rated Movie? What was DC's 52 all about and now Countdown! Video game news and rants on Starcraft, Shadowrun and more! Jonny's favorite episode yet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 15 May 2007
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Hello? Hey Johnny how you doing? Wake up you ladies son of a bitch. This is Jung Love and Dan because you from Belgium. Dude it's four in the morning here. Oh yeah well who cares man you got to get up a crack of dawn and start working if you ever want to be as good as me. How do you think I built my empire of badass movies and kick-ass movies? Let me tell you something bro. Oh everybody wants a sponsorship from the number one seven Belgian guy. All right I'm the best. I'm the best there is. And right now the best people paying me to sponsor their product. There's never ever done that. Okay these guys have fun and knowledgeable stuff. Best prices are dedicated to servers of DPS. Rock Bottom prices are shared hosting. They got everything you need dollar ninety five. The man named Mr. Guret. One subreddit shop shop man. And if you put in this coach Gilmore you get 10% off your order. He's my homie. I'm gonna put him in a movie over here. Okay if I call you later. Oh Johnny I'm not gonna be able to make it to your little picnic in New York City. Okay I'm filming a great movie. Okay I'm kicking ass. Oh it's good to last. All right buddy. All right I gotta go back to the set. Okay they're calling me. Okay you kick-ass. See you later. Bye. Is episode 22 of Geekscape escape from New York edition? Yeah that sounds good. Introduce yourself. I don't need introduction. All right this is big game in the forums. I'm Johnson Lennon over the next 45 minutes. So now you're gonna be hearing the latest movie reviews news and video games. Video games comic books. That's what we got on Geekscape right? Yeah. Where are we right now? We're in beautiful Riverside Park. He's checking for a sign that you were born here. I was but I was expecting baseball fields. That's right baseball fields are about seven seven. Ten bucks that way. Yeah. Yeah. He sound okay Mike does he sound all right because his accents a little fucking retarded. I went to yeah fucking asshole. Sir reverberations. People are like why do they call you Big Yanks? Yeah Yahoo gave it to me. Supposedly. That's a great. Yeah that's a great story. That's right. You're a Big Yankee fan. Big Yankees fan. What about the big part? The big part? I wasn't always this big. Okay I lied. I was. So um somebody. Big Yanks and for those of you who have been on the show before and been on the forums at Geekscape.net. You're a big character there on the forums right? Yes. Yes I am. Now why do you spend more time than the show's host on the forums? Because I have my job and I have nothing better to do. That's great. I get paid $15.00 an hour for it too. Oh that's nice. You get paid $15.00 an hour to watch Geekscape and be on the forums. Yeah pretty much. The great thing about that is that last role is making me nervous actually. I quit my day job so that I can dedicate it more to the Geekscape. Geekscape. Watch more movies reviewing more video games reading more comics. Basically watching my life good on the shithole for you guys. Yeah can we get more skits now? You guys will get more skits. Thank you. You guys will get a better site and I said why not go down the shithole in New York City. Thanks. My hometown and my neighborhood. Thanks. This is actually my neighborhood. So this is episode 22. Last episode we reviewed Spider-Man 3. Piece of shit. We haven't had a chance to go see the movies this week because I'm graduating college and had a trip to New York but next week we're going to review 28 weeks later and we'll have some guests but right now it's just going to movie news. What is some of the big news you've heard about so far? You need some help? I got it. Yes thank God. Okay we're talking about the Hobbit right? I'm a Hobbit. You kind of are a Hobbit. Okay so we're just making me nervous. Don't be nervous. You're doing good right? You're better than Gilmore. I'm doing better than my last interview. I can say that after Spider-Man 3 it left me a little bit traumatized that's why. It was a piece of shit. What do you think of Venom? Which I call Space Demon. Space Demon. The whole movie was semen. Go ahead Stacy. Go ahead Stacy was semen. But she made semen. Come on. So dude the Hobbit. Talk around. They're trying to make the movie Peter Jackson and I'm gonna let him do it at New Line. Because he did a bad job. Yeah well they know he did not. Yeah okay. You didn't like the loyal rings? King Kong. King Kong was for Universal. I don't like King Kong. All right that's okay but but they're talking about Sam Raimi doing it now they're talking about Peter we were doing it. Don't let Sam Raimi do it. What up? Spider-Man 3. Spider-Man 3 is one for how many? How many movies is this dude knocked out of the park? I don't know. All the Evil Dead movies. Dark Man. For Brian Gilmore. I met a dude. I met a dude I met a dude last week who actually said for the love of the game. The Kevin Conster movies him Raimi did said it was good. That movie was a piece of shit cuz there's no way that Detroit Tigers can pitch a perfect game against the Yankees. That is totally unbelievable bullshit. Especially Kevin Conster. He can't pitch a perfect game. Let alone the Yankees. Yeah what I like is that you're like oh guy shooting spider waving from his wrist. Believable. That's believable. It is. Kevin Conster pitching a perfect game. Let alone playing for the Detroit Tigers. That's cool. It's good to have an insider's perspective on that whole game. They land them with sports now. I can't tell myself on that on the forums. On the sports? Yeah. Dude you could talk about whatever you want on the forums. No geeks don't talk about sports. So you know who Peter Weir is though right? No. He did. Tell me one more video. Peter Weir did Australian guy. He did the last one he did was that that that sailing movie with some name that. Master and Commander. Master and Commander. Master and Commander. I think he's a good director but dude it's the Hobbit. You kind of have to have like a geek to do it. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't watch Master. In all honesty let's just have Peter Jackson do it just to figure out whatever your problem is and just have him do it right. He already did load of the rings myself. Finish it up a Hobbit. So listen welcome to podcasting. Podcasting. Yeah I know. I can like this. Oh. You know. Do you hear the problem? No he don't hear it. Yeah. Alright. Alright. So I have two producers with me. Two of my fellow students at Columbia. This is Rachel Vine. Look at her down there hanging out with Laura. Nicole actually produced my 8 to 12. But dude the biggest geek I know is my buddy Jim pal Granelli over here. I've been here. I'm talking. Dude Jim get over here. Come come talk about Ninja three destruction. Ninja three destruction. Is that biggest get over here? Is it volume or just in terms of geekiness? But it's standing in place of big gangs. Big gangs. See I'm not like you. No no. You're good. You're good. You want to hug it up. Where should I move? Are we still in frame? Creed. I like how you nod and you're not even looking at me. Son of a bitch. Mike Credler who's doing the camera now. Like you've been camera quality as big young. This is a big reason just out of frame. So uh. No I'm fine with that. You can come. I don't want to be all alone with him. This is Jim. Jim. Jim's the kind of person who like hey dude what's your address and I'll tell him and then a week later I end up with a copy of Action Jackson on DVD and you're like it was in the bargain bin. It was in the bargain bin. Come on. Uh but recently this same bargain bin hunting that you do. Mm-hmm. And I mean you guys can go on the forums and talk about like your favorite bargain bin finds. I think yours actually is the Criterion Edition of Robocop. Oh hell yeah. Because that thing's been out a bit forever. Criterion Edition of Robocop for only 20 bucks. That was the find of a lifetime. Try finding that on me. That's the X-rated cut with like the extra like 90 seconds of pure gore. So uh. Unfindable like anywhere. You'd pay like probably like 80 bucks for it on eBay if you could find it. So so talk about your bargain bins on the forums. But what was the find recently? Oh the most recent one I didn't realize it was out. It was night of the comments. I know the comment is out on DVD. Ten bucks version. But I'm actually trying to get you to talk about Ninja three there. Oh god that was the best one. Well that was the used VHS rack at like a mom and pops video store in fricking Clifton New Jersey where my parents live. I'm walking through there. I had to go get a new passport photo taken. I'm walking by the place and looking at looking at the rack and I hadn't seen this movie since like 1988. I think on it was like one of those things that they ran on cable like perpetually on like TBS and TNT after it was on HBO. It's about a ninja who gets killed on a job and possesses the body of an aerobics instructor to murder to murder the cops who murdered him. She had nothing to do with it. And even like even like like the non like ninja stuff is like bizarre in this movie. There's like the scene where she seduces this cop and she like pours V8 juice down herself. So the cop could look at all of her. It's so fucking random. So speaking of random. Remember when you produced the Coke spot? Oh god. Yes. I knew this was coming. I just moved into a new apartment mic. New apartment. No furniture. So we're sleeping back then. We didn't even have heat. No this is what it had. We moved our PS2 in there and our TV. Because we have priorities. Yeah we had to play Lord of the Rings. We don't have a phone line. We didn't play Lord of the Rings. I have no way to connect to Internet. What were we playing? We were playing like like the Return to the Rings. Return. Yeah the last the Return to the King game. And so so like we're all sleeping back on and on and on. That night. This is my first night in this new apartment. That night Jim and I are sleeping and sleeping. But there's only people there. And we hadn't gotten all of our keys from the first tenant. So I was thinking that in the middle of night somebody with the keys was gonna come and stab us. And I had no search worries about that. The middle of the night I'm asleep. All of a sudden I hear the most hellish. I'm getting raped in my sleep like that. Scream. I hear this scream and I wake up like I know you're dead. You're dying. I thought you were dying. And he goes Jim. I'm grabbing from my glasses because I wear a contact. And I put him on and I go you were right. You go snakes. I was so out of sleep man. I was half asleep at God awful nightmare. I thought there was I thought there were snakes in the room. I don't know what I wonder where that dream came from. I don't know man. What you were doing before I before I like woke up like in the middle of these God awful night terrors. I have no idea and I'm never gonna ask. Good thing you were super on your back though. I think I was thankfully. Do you want to do some more news? Yeah. Let's go to the nervous. All right. All right. Well we got no. Are we we had this new Terminator trilogy? They're starting with the four corners in the future. I honestly could not really it's done as far as I mean unless they have like somebody really good doing it or some compelling story. What why? Who could play John Connor that make you give a crap. Now this is the movies. This isn't the TV series Sir Sir Connor. No no no no. I know. Which I called you in the beast too. It's gotta be. It's gotta be. Why is Ron Perlman in it? No but come on. I only want to watch Sir Connor on TV if she's like making out with a giant cat thing living in a sewer. Right? Yeah. Did they ever make it? Did they ever have kittens? No. She died. I remember because my mom was actually a huge fan of that show and and Linda Hamilton died in that. I didn't know that yeah, like tort she had a kid in the show They had a kid but she died but after she had the kid because he was he was stuck alone and he and somebody else had the kid or something So an answer to that question who watched that shit Nicole Nicole of course has knows all of this immediately because she watches more TV than as humanly possible but new movies new movies in the pointless I Don't really see one no and unless they cast casting is kind of incidental. I mean it's like if there's a story Then great, but if not they're just going for the money, and I don't I can think of better ways to spend 10 or 12 bucks, right? Well, how would you spend 10 or 12 bucks comic shop probably yeah, that's that's the answer for everybody now Are you are you hiding from the camera? Are we still centered Mike? Look at he's like am I I'm not doing it? Nicely wait, am I open your private space? Yeah, you're violating my territorial bubble Bonus points to anybody who knows what movie that's from Peter Jackson violating a territorial bubble Jeffrey Combs anyone anyone our audience right now is like I know it's the answer is the Frighteners god Yeah, the one that nobody liked I like that one. I know it's a good movie, but dude. It's a good movie box of us You got it nothing better than Jake Bucey as a talking now serial killing ghost now you were good you're good you'll come back Dude what else we got Halloween movies that Rob's army's doing. I saw the trailer. I like the trailer Yeah, I'm intrigued. I may go okay now. I'm out coming down so that you signed on for three movies So Malcolm McDowell is gonna be be the dr. Loomis he's a little okay, buddy. There's gonna be two more okay This one does well you of course if it does well of course. Yeah You're into it. I could see it. I mean yeah I I may wait to see if somebody I know likes it or what the reviews are, but yeah, I think it deserves a day in court What's he doing get a dog freaking out of the background? The dogs are killing himself So um, it's a gym. Ah, you know, you know Halloween was actually Halloween was what we talked about on our first date. Ah Talk about horror movies on our first date. You recently went on the date though, right? Oh, man You're not gonna make me tell this story. Are you? Why not? Uh, well, I'll just describe the girl quick and geek terms. She was the equivalent of that she was the equivalent of Marla and fight club without an ounce of sex appeal and even more messed up personally dinner conversation consisted of her telling me about her bout of alcohol poisoning back in January and what happened when she was passed out She was passed out on her toilet. She was leaning against a hot water pipe that was burning her and she was not feeling it Now what movie did you guys go see hot for us that was the last hot fuzzy saw that night, right? Thank God. Yeah. Yeah, only hot for us. I saw it was there. It was too easy I can't I can't ask the question. I'm not good for taking it, but yes, it was and will be the only No, no, no more internet dating. I Realize you've had this topic a lot internet dating. Yeah, we've done it on the show No more. Yeah, I'm so I've this one got me to swear off it for life We actually had Jenny from the forums, but Zomi and she was on here talking about, you know, her boyfriend super Jesus So they met on the forums you're laughing now Mike Mike's holding his own You laugh you laugh dude match.com will save your life. Oh Persian kiddies good enough but not match calm. That was my problem I was that was too cheap for match calm right e-harmony or whatever the hell dude. Just go to Craigslist If you want if you want scurvy go to Craigslist If I want to get murdered by somebody in my sleep, I'll go to Craigslist. Yeah, dude. You spent the night with me Bit of a worse Battle circle after you watch it. Oh hell. Yes. You want to talk about that core? Nicole Nicole is the person I know who loves TV more than anything And she's a big BS G fan. We were talking about it on the walk over here. Maybe you need to come up here It's I think you should stand here. Yes, she can we need to represent the females. You can stay here We need a little less Y chromo on screen It's Mother's Day. This is Nicole. Everybody. Hey, everyone Nick Nicole. I've been living in LA four years You only come to visit me when there's a what the hell you were like? Oh, the guys from Supernatural are gonna be in LA It was the Pele Festival Supernatural with Jensen Knuckles and Jera Petalucky, and yes, I was gonna go And the only reason she came to visit I also saw the Battlestar Galactical panel, which was awesome as well So we just found out that they're planning to make battle circle after series season four of the last season Pretty much. Yeah, do you agree with something like that? Like a finite story? Oh, they can't do it. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. It's bad It's not bad, but I mean, I like, you know, it's it allows them to plan make the show better. No more filler There have been some questionable filler episodes, but overall I love the show and wanted to go out and high note so now now you smallville I haven't seen an episode of smallville since I left New York actually You got me to watch season one and two and then I couldn't do it without you. You know that Yeah, what is it? What's your take on the Justice League and smallville? I actually have to admit I have not been watching smallville like I should this season. I Still try to catch up. It reminds you. Oh, you want to do a season recap? Stephen over here is a big big time forum member. There's the hand one off the shoulder once I Nicole's awesome once I like didn't know you are the two guys. I keep trying to convince the move to LA Rachel. I give up on She will I'm some of tell I may have occasion to this big water cash When there's a big water cash Rachel will move to LA. I mean LA is expensive I'm not saying you're I'm just That's suck How did that end up having happy Mother's Day pork? Oh? Rachel's one of my top five favorite people You should come up here just to say hi Get up here introduce yourself to the you got the hordes You want to come up here and talk about how you were in my first student film? I know And how you produce It's got to be better than the snake story. No, well, not for me. I didn't never do that to her I landed like seven gallons in you pretty woke up I Will I need a blood test right now. That's all I gotta say. This is Rachel Rachel for my audience. Are you single? No, I am not Sorry, they just turned off the podcast Rachel produced gay by dawn. She also produced a couple videos for me You did a lot for me and we met within like two weeks with you not for you. Yeah, we met on September 11th We well we met before that, but we connected on September 11th Yeah, that's because we're like hey you want to go take these fuckers and And she was like let's do it. Oh, yeah, there was this whole like training Rambo sequence totally I had this like whole bend that like from the outside looked like it was just like knitting yarn and shit And you opened it like my uzzies Soviet yeah, let's go on this fuckers No, we actually we actually connected because we realized that we had spent summer temping Yeah, company a toy factory and I like yeah, and on September 11th We hung out because there was nothing else and everything was closed and we were crying and we're actually so really scared You can laugh about it now six years later, but it was really really dark We were on the steps of Columbia and we started talking in And somebody you you bared your soul as I remember no soul as you guys know, then he did And it was bare Yeah, that's when we discovered that we work together Yeah, and then you you acted for me my first student project Where you get blood sprayed in your face, and I actually did use an I quill and I kept yelling oh, we got to do it again You closed your eyes No, okay, no, let me let me recap the danger of working with somebody with me like somebody like me is that I'm always gonna want to do crazy stupid shit. I know um well I didn't know this at the time though, so the whole thing I was wearing my AC DC razors edge official tour shirt cuz my parents had taken me when I was 11 just constantly there and um We had my old roommate our friend Matthew McEw wearing an in-sync shirt, and he played some sort of like renegade laser gun carrying guy and He offered me a plate of cookies and in the cookies was a killer cockroach Which we then had roach cam as the roach jumps off the table jumps off the table, and no and it no it eats Matt Oh, it eats Matt and so then as a result you have like you know sort of the you know blood spraying at me which was reaction shot with you spinning Nyquil in my face The first take was brilliant Johnny had forgotten to hit record The first no I didn't know no we you didn't hit record, so we had to do it again So I'm already stopped you know and sticky and just ass nasty So then you come at me again. I'm thinking like what's taken so long. I open my eyes Nyquil to the eyes I scream in pain. That was the take you used cuz you're a sadist and I got the reputation as the girl who takes it in the eye No, you had that shit We remember we were born we watched porn together. Okay, that's not There's just one girl who think she tarred from okay So hot Okay, that was it that was No Rachel, that wasn't the only time I pulled wool over your eyes we You produced gay butt on for me, and you thought that we were gonna blow the head up with fireworks. Yeah, and I ended up just It was gonna buddy. I might get a shotgun. Yeah, he was drunk and he had a live gun and he rolled out to the ranch and I mean for my shot. I'm like She doesn't know and I'm standing there my mom had done the special effects makeup and I'm like Did he say live around? But you know what the guy got it in the eye man like he nailed it right. It's a good shot Yeah, it's excellent shot for man because he was drunk drunk off of yeah, I would have missed it Yeah for old country 6,000 Clayton to group Excellent excellent marksman ten years this whole East Coast geekscape episode ten years baby 10 years So you know some of my my heroes are Trey Parker Matt Stone Their movie giant monster attack Japan. It's like a rubber monster movie that they're making for paramount. Yeah, it's gonna be G rated They're making a G-rated movie How does that affect you? Because you love team America. You love South Park. Yeah. Yeah, you're okay with them doing a G-rated movie Or would you rather see the rubber monster movie be our I would hope that there would be a director's cut Has there ever been a G-rated movie with a director's cut that's more hardcore I Wonder Maybe that's what they're doing. I'm okay with it. Just being G though Cuz you know I like cartoons and stuff with that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm okay with seeing them with G movie It's a rubber dude. It's dudes and rubber suits. Yeah. I love that. I know you do Rachel all right. I love having you on the show. I'm gonna tell you come back. All right Oh, she's originally from LA. Yeah the OC. You're always complaining about me, but I know you love me I'm like a retarded brother You are very much like my retarded brother. The one I don't speak about It's like sloth. I'm your sloth Yeah Steven get over here. Yeah, this is Steven from the forums We can segue into comic books now. You like how we did that? How are we doing on time? We've been recording for 23 minutes, right? Oh, we're kicking ass. We're kicking ass. We're already on comic books We don't need more. Oh, wait you skipped over that Star Wars news though. Oh, yeah Yeah, I want to tell you that you guys all heard that thing about George Lucas saying that we're gonna be two more Star Wars movies But they're gonna be made for TV, right? Yeah, and I Have some a little bit of inside information, and I think that fucking no the jowls Make sure you're on camera, right? He's on camera Mike. Where do you want us to go Mike? Okay? Oh over here Oh, he was right. I was wrong. So I think I've never done this before Man Okay, yeah What's your insider information? Okay, so I don't think actually he's making two TV movies What I have heard is that You remember when episode three after episode three came out He announced they were doing two TV shows one was the Clone Wars 3D animated, and then one was a live-action It's a good I just get nervous. I Project I did theater So I think he's actually doing three TV series It's come up that he's gonna do two animation live action Star Wars TV series One of the animated animated one's gonna come out soon, but the live-action TV series are gonna come out to like 2009 - does he know that we're done. No, we're over it. No our childhood's dead No, he doesn't know that because Nicole you remember we went to see like a tag of the clones at midnight Movie sucked. I think the best thing that came out of that story about the two movies was when Lucas said that spider-man was silly Now, did you think that spider-man 3 was silly? I think that's ridiculous that he after making that trilogy said it was Unfortunately, I haven't seen spider-man 3 yet because I'm scared to see it Should be yeah, yeah, it's it's got the trilogy problem Which is Lucas's problem - it's the reason that Star Wars the first Star Wars movie was so great It's cuz he didn't know he was gonna make any more movies So you you know you go you know you go balls to the wall if you don't think you're gonna get to make any more movies when you know you're making sequels You start to hold back all I can get it in the next film. I can get it in the next film and The film start to lose right and I think that's what happened with that with Spidey You know they and then they get to the third one They got to throw everything all in at once and it gets you know little dogs. No, uh, I just got distracted You were pointing at the dogs. I was like, oh nice dog. I miss hanging cheese I miss them. They were on last episode. Hank and cheese. Yeah, you know that Hank and cheese Stephen is a modern boy. Yeah, modern boy 1974 which is the year I was born not too modern, but Theron lies the whole it's a post-modern kind of thing. Yeah There's the twist so comics dude. Okay comics. We got to talk on the plane. I've been reading 54 and chunks 52 You mean 54 is that that's good. I've been reading I've been reading 52 and chunks because I can't keep track of DC that well That's the best way to read it. Um, I have to read it I have to make my own like little trades, right? I read from I read number 44 through 52 on the plane, okay So that was all the ends of all of the stories of all the stories. Yeah, what was your? reaction to 52, okay well It just went out with a whimper right felt like You know, I know that that when they're writing the series they sort of changed the direction in the middle of the series They didn't really they they they they ended up liking Characters more than they thought they were gonna like characters. They rewrote the stories, but it really just it didn't it went out Really? Sadly, you know, it just didn't I was like what what did I just do for a year? You know, what was I reading for a year? So the one thing is that uh unlike Civil War like Civil War just felt like a giant advertisement for more series Yeah, this one actually felt like it had a little bit of closure to it. Yeah, it did it did It's props on that thing and Mr. Mind. It made the little giant worm actually kind of cool Yes, that was totally the best part of it that that Mr. Mind was trying to take over the world and eat all of the the Earth's That was cool. Yeah, the multiverse now in 52 they re-established the DC multiverse right 52 different earth right right and And you actually see them being created because I guess But dude, I don't really know what happened at the end of it. That was my problem with 52 I only knew what I only knew half of what was going on at any given There was so much to keep track of over the 52 weeks that you sort of at the and and they end its stories early You know to try and get it to this big story, but yeah at the end You're just kind of like wait did I just go through all this like the plastic man story or not plastic man The the elastic the story that one I thought could have been good But it needed a little more real estate to tell it story Yeah, exactly and then but I feel like they've beaten Ralph Dibney into the ground right now He's a ghost with his wife at the end, you know and spoilers. Sorry. Yeah, that's fine I don't know. I think that they just need to let him go. You know, I mean his whole story With dr. Fate and then it ended up, you know not being dr. Fate. No, not being dr. Fate And you it wasn't like really I don't know it just seemed like it didn't end right it didn't end like It out of nowhere comes this character comes this you know this whole storyline with Faust that you're like Faust was doing this whole time. So um now they they're segueing right into like countdown right What in Paul Dini is the main guy on that one, right? Right now that takes place in current continuity, right? Yes, I'm trying to figure this out because yes, we're literally on top of an Amtrak Tunnel underneath the park Right, that's weird I guess they do it in LA too But we're literally on top of it. Oh, but nobody rides it in LA What if yeah, what if can't or he isn't doesn't have Dennis Hopper just went under us and he just like to get he's like I'm taller That whole scene what if that just happened underneath us speed just happened underneath us It would be the all-time greatest episode of geeks yet. No, we're like holy shit. That just happened So counting I The first issue just came out as of the the taping of this episode, right? I I like 52 don't know what the hell's going on Well, so countdown apocalypse is coming back Dark side dark seed got it. Yeah, dark side. No DC Apocalypse, that's marvelous. Yeah apocalypse Yeah, I guess dark side is trying to You know dark side is gonna try and take over the multiverse as usual, you know, another multiverse thing Well, I mean the first issue you already had them addressing the multiverse because you had dweller joker's daughter Right. It's from it's from it from a different earth, you know and the monitors coming in and and policing it and you know Now stop with the multiverse I gotta tell you cuz cuz they're starting to do more universes in In the Marvel Universe to with this like the zombie craze right right now They have like Marvel zombies that turned into army darkness versus Marvel zombies. I turned into Marvel zombies It came out of ultimate right fantastic for and now the ultimate universe is doing the whole thing with the Supreme power universe And I'm just like stop it. Okay. I'm telling you right now stop it because this last one in Kirkman wrote it The last issue of the of this Marvel zombies book. Yeah, I was I was not into it at all and in fact I'm totally over it And it's gonna happen in back panther. I'm like dude leave it alone. There are too many zombie books Going on right now. Yeah, I mean every book IDW seems to publish as a zombie book Like stop publishing zombie books. It's not cool anymore. Well, my problem Marvel is they they always seem to like milk a hit I mean, you know, like there's so many Okay, you know, they had house of them. They got rid of all the mutants yet. There's still like 30 x-men books that make no sense. I just can't you know, I even I have actually stopped reading x-men at this point because I don't know who any of the characters are there's no real team They're always out in space all the time now which yeah none of the none of the good stories ever took place in space You know, I'm reading that right now. I just I just like that things that like I'm able to follow it I don't think it's good, but I'm able to follow it. And that says a lot for an x-men book That's true. That's you know, I can actually start an issue and kind of know what happened in the last one Right. That's a huge testament Right to some of these books because sometimes I pick up an issue. I'm like, what what happening in? Yeah, yeah They're all kind of all over the place. So so what do you recommend for somebody who's like not even into any of this stuff? Big comment but question. What are you reading? What would you recommend? Uh, what would I recommend? Who's not into any of this stuff doesn't like superheroes or anything like superheroes? That's that's tough. That's tough. Um, you're a big superhero guy. I'm a big superhero guy, you know Um, which back to the multiverse real quick is that what's cool about the DC multiverse is that now, you know kingdom come Can actually happen. Yeah, and that's when you see a little bit of it Well, and and justice society and and justice league are both pushing towards that as well now. So but stuff that for um indie comics Um, um, I read I actually do read a lot of indie comics a lot of like um stuff from, um, only press. Um, I really like this. Yeah, and I've lost track of them Because I know they're doing like scott pilgrim and stuff like that. Like what are some of the good books on money? They're also doing the, um, the Stephen Colbert comic book. Uh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, tech Johnson. Wait, wait. What is this? I you know what? I don't know. I see. I didn't know Stephen Colbert had a comment. Yeah, he has his character tech jansen. That's uh on his show Okay, they talked about the books and uh, only press is actually doing the comic book for tech jansen. So that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And wait, has that come out yet? Um, I don't know if it's come out yet. I don't know. That's the, that's the only problem with indies is because You know schedules are always always messed up so you can you've got to just keep it out for it. I don't think it's come out yet But it's definitely coming out. I'd be interested in that now is he like what is his creative role and he created the character I don't think that he's doing anything else with it. I don't think he's writing it. I mean, it's so busy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So I would be interested in that. That would get me to to pick up the book. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Now, what is this character? You know, I don't have the time to really watch tv. I don't really know. I mean, it's not the NBA playoffs or tv He's like a what? Jim come here. Yeah, stay in the middle He's kind of like Adam strange like rocket jetpacks and outer space hijinks and beautiful new bile women and scanty clothes and everything and It's just just like Steve Colbert's ego run amok as like the sci-fi superhero Like dig dodgers kind of yeah Buck Rogers. Yeah Well, Stephen Colbert is a huge geek. I don't know if you know that's right. No, no, definitely Yeah, I mean, he's done like Star Wars parodies. He's done like his lord of the rings thing when they had when um when uh, what's his name? The the Strider was on the daily show right they did they play this audio clip of Stephen Colbert like running down the characters from lord of the rings You know how excited he was? He was gonna be a show. Yeah, vego more instant, right? And so vego more instant brought him like a set of candy Uh lord of the rings action figures, you know, it's crazy. He's a huge geek. So it's kind of cool that you know I'll pick that up. Yeah, the captain america thing was great that he did Yeah, the shield is part of the cold air shrine. Yeah on his set. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah That you maybe I should start watching it. It's good. It's funny. It's really it's a really funny I don't even really watch like South Park on on commie central, you know I might be too political for you. It might be too political for me. Yeah, it's very very political very topical Huge like satirical stabs at the right wing. So I don't know. I don't know anything that's going on on tv um So I really want to introduce my buddy christopher over here because he christopher is actually from the furthest place away any geek scape Membe any geek scape gas has ever been. Uh, this is christopher What was the scene? What's up, man? christopher lives in brooklyn right now, but where are you originally from turn out into bego So trending in to bego is one of those countries that like and made for tv movies They always have to invade because some like Fidel Castro type character. Yeah, we're like granada You know like granada. Yeah, so right below granada So are you so you would be one of the dudes in the background who's like In like swords and egg are trying to save his daughter with door grenade and you'd be the dude like springboarding into the air pretty much Yeah, I guess so now what what is it like over there speed two Right. I mentioned earlier that that's like I want to go there and redo like a speed two episode I It's a cribby. Well. Yeah pretty much although like turn out It's not like the rest of the Caribbean It's like all beaches suck Wait, too big to be good to be good beaches are nice. That's good. That's good turn out beaches. Uh, well, we have oil So that's that's okay. Okay. Yeah, but um, yeah, we have carnival So when when February come around and you and um, we could do a carnival episode there. Yeah Now, um, interesting. How are the bitches? nice bitches That's why you're coming to turn that you come to train and add for the women The carnival's can't be clad now kin now. No, no, no, let's let's ramp up. It's all it's a representation of our culture Yes, that's why the colonial past So it's all about let's get some geeks to go there. Can now now you're a geek. You're from Trinidad Uh, you know, you're nothing I'm sure now you're from Trinidad. Yeah, I lose. I lose track of my uh, made-up countries and um Right next to the motor. It's all right, but look right now. Yeah, you live on the island from lost They were actually supposed to film pirated Caribbean in Trinidad. Well, we'll get to that But uh, all government sucks ass. What do you film that in St Vincent? Can geeks actually get girls in Trinidad? No Um, well, it depends, right? They're like smarter, but you have to like up your game a little bit. So what would you do? You came to the you can you can probably learn to dance Do you like to dance? Yes. Now, can you dare are you a dance master? I actually sucked right and then I well no, I mean like like really dance. Not no what people do up here I mean, no, how should I put club bang? Yes, like flexing like whining on your go Yeah Yeah, but I mean like Hi, she say what's up, bitches? What did she say? Yeah, but um, there's a lot of clubs in Trinidad lots of lots of fat in Fat in is like all word for party. Now. Now. How do you feel about the representation prior to the Caribbean of the Caribbean? Oh, yeah, is it Caribbean or Caribbean? Caribbean? Oh, yes eat that Yeah, that really annoyed me in the second one. We're like Cuz you guys will have squid people. Yeah, there aren't natives here that are the cannibals that eat people I'm pretty sure I haven't eaten you, have I? Not yet. Okay. He did Jim pogernelli snakes. Yeah, and I think that was a probably well Pirates just sucked. So like, you know, you didn't suspend your disbelief So that you would accept the fact that there's a Caribbean filled with natives that eat people So I was like this sucks. Yeah, I'm like, why is there one Jamaican one Who talks like this is lame? American trail watching Juan and a million Fuck yeah, try watching that. Yeah, a proper Jamaican accent. You can't understand what they're saying Like real Jamaican fat. So you're like, we have to subtitle this actually. Yeah. Yeah, you should we're subtitling it right? Yeah, was he seen yet? What? Oh, it's right here. I don't know what he just said. I don't know what I said. I just gave me AIDS though. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just kidding Excuse me to dance. Yeah, so so yanks you you big yanks and I play Xbox live together. How are we doing on time? We got 20 minutes left. Yeah, put the beer down, please They're not sponsoring a christopher. Thank you. Let's have yanks do You want to talk video? Stay right here. You got a we Stand right here. I know now now we got to go to widescreen Uh, I'm kidding Mike. We don't have to go to widescreen. Let's let's let's let's scrunch up. What's your shirt? Oh, yeah, I'm gaming point What is that? Come or call your Trinidad, right? In tranadian slang A Pyeong is when you play too much video games. That's what it is a game Pyeong So you're what does that mean? Like you're a game player. You're doing too much games Like the like the yeah, like you spend too many like a lot more man. No, no, no Video games like when he spent two late at night too many late night crying and stuff You know grinding is like when you when you like have to earn shit and like Yes. Yes. Yeah, like if you have one to long up one night playing stock graph or doom People still play stock graph at one actually, which is uh So, so you guys gonna talk starcraft later starcraft Chris Hang out hanging out. She can stand right here. I just like having him here. Yeah, it'd be easier So so Joe Pesci Uh, look in the mic. I'm kidding. You're not too Pesci. You look nothing like Joe Pesci What do you get a lot? Like actors Anybody from the spranos who gets killed? Danny DeVito. You get Danny DeVito. Well, my name is Danny. So I know I know What do you put in this? Yeah, he's got like beautiful curly hair whale sperm I'll do it. They do so there So so dude, uh, I actually as Danny Big ganks big ganks to pick up uh It's some news For the for the for the conversation today for video games because I've been neglecting video games Says he says starcraft. I'll say a rumor starcraft 2 It's never gonna happen. He says it's never gonna happen. You see it's gonna happen I'm just saying rumor starcraft 2. Jamie you're a big scar craft player Well, it's gonna get crowded now. Just take it back in the day. Come on take it No, the first starcraft you never played starcraft? Brood was is real-time strategy He's not a place like warcraft only only it's like a sci-fi warcraft No, you have just you have your zerg's your protos. You got three you got three races that are like you're You got three races that that are like you're That you can pick from One is like kind of like the race in aliens the zerg. One is like the protos Which is this really advanced technological alien society and the others humans Terrence Terrence and you you basically build bases and you create guys and you send them out to blow shit up Zerg rush. Oh the zerg the zergling rush zergling rush 15 seconds Maybe even less. I never really tried for the zergling rush. I was not a big. I usually like to go in heavy with air power Flying units and well the strength of all starcraft is there still runs on all machines And then when when at least home at least when they mark up electronics by like a third And he's still have your old copy computer and still run starcraft the bosses game in the world people still play it so that's why like eight years or whatever since it's still people still playing I don't understand what he's saying 98 was our time I'm gonna say I'm good boy. Whatever happened to the uh the third person Game that they had starcraft ghost that went through like a couple of development fails and it just it just tanked Peter janks it was behind that one so No No And blizzard I guess has had too much other shit going on with world of warcraft and diablo and everything and it's just kind of Kind of fell by the wayside. It was it sounds like a cool premise because In starcraft one of the taren units is the ghost who's like the specialist nukes Yeah, who would paint the targets for your nuclear new crush new crush. Oh god. Yeah, the new crush build like four or five command centers attach your little new Five silos try 10 buddy Yeah Have tanks building your defense Before this turns into pathetic loser escape Can I just step in here and uh, well go look up to the regular game? What the fuck was that? Starcraft don't let him do that then Starcraft right to my audience with a bunch of bullshit. All right, so how much attack would connect you go for buddy. This is your news Wednesday day of your graduation may 16th. Congratulations. Thank you, buddy Halo 3 beta multiplayer map. You will not be playing. No, I'm making it back down I got cracked down when I get back to the states who are back to la. I think it's only for a week I'll be back on saturday nerd ass. I think it'll be done. I didn't check. I'm sorry. It was at one o'clock in the morning I didn't check along. Oh, we playing. I'll try the halo 3 thing. That was real quick I'll try it. I'll try it. Okay. This episode won't even be out by then I'm going to look good. You look good. Just rest on your stomach All right, so microsoft just put out an update. Yeah, trying to connectivity with the pc and the xbox putting it together So they announced may 29th the first cross multiplayer platform game Shadowrun between a pc c and xbox. We can play each other. I could play satori. That's a big That's a shout out to satori because he's only plays pc so never harp Um, also auto musk. He only plays pc games another sucker so Yeah, I want to go into the forum members because okay. Okay. Yeah, only forum member here I mean, I mean modern boy gets on it. No, he doesn't Chris That's a liquor liquor. He's a liquor. They don't get on it. I'm on it every day naked. Keep going. No, I might work All right, so I'll run down shadow run. It's uh, it was based on a pen and paper rpg. Never played Shadowrun on genesis. I saw that I saw that I searched shadowrun. It was like genesis, uh, super nintendo I played that is it the same thing. I don't fucking know. I know that there were like whips that go right through. Yeah, so what I saw what I saw what it was it was you have what I wrote that shit down modern weapons ancient weapons and Magic weapons magic weapons. I wrote I fucked up. Sorry. What else you got an advanced tech So the way I heard it was like you can see through walls walk through walls Go under a fucking tree and get revived. So I just figured it was a game where the whole bunch of glitches and they called the powers Like that was like the cop out cop out So, oh fuck I could see through this wall dude. Uh, put it in the game. Have you played those new gears maps that you have to pay for? Yes, I did. I'm sorry. How are they because I might bang. I bought them. I only played uh bullet marsh. Is it good? Okay, you know in the you know that level where they have the krill Yeah, those birds that come down. Yeah. Yeah, and bullet marsh you have two sides where you can get the sniper rifle And there's a fucking generator right in the middle and you have to shoot on you should know If you shoot it and it turns off if you're standing in the shadows the krill come down and kill it That's a great way to get rid of your people. That is hot. That's cool. That is fucking cool Now now I've been playing crackdown. There's new there's new maps for crack town new deals. That's a piece of shit game Now why don't you like me that I want because Sam okay, so I mean because because I love the game and now they're making more stuff So you can continue playing it like the harpoon gun. I'm down with that. That was stupid and a dune buggy I saw the harpoon guy action You're not into it. You know what was my major problem with crack down the ending No, I haven't beaten the game. Okay, who's in the ending to crack down sucks crack down ending to crack down Thank you the only one the video quality is like off a fucking copies of three vhs tapes It was just so bad. It was just I don't want to give it away for Mike knows about three vhs copies Mike Kreeler recording saying town porn. Yeah, if anything's out of frame. That's Mike I'm trying people. I'm trying and I'm just one man But together we're an army, right? When you finish crack down it just it literally just ends like no more gang members come out You can reset the gangs And just kill the same gangs you killed over again. That's stupid. Yeah, I mean they need to download new new new islands I think there's a new uh game modes What did I say game modes game modes game modes? There are new game modes. What is it? I don't know Uh, I don't know. I'll download it. I'll tell you guys all about it stupid game, but but uh, but Chris just bought a wee How do you like it? I got you have super mario. Yeah, I got we you like the super hero Mario. I'm having fun with it I just got it. So I'm just playing Zelda right now. I like it. Hey, if you get stuck, you let me know which game Zelda was my bitch I love that I could get my aunt to bowl My aterol aunt great aunt. Isn't that crazy? It's the best way to get people who don't video. He works for me I don't think opa will play Nintendo way. Yeah, she's bowling and pretty much everybody I think they broke my controller or the kids on the block. Really? Yeah, so I had to get a new one So what are you gonna do with them? Huh? You gotta break them kick their ass Take some names. They bought you one? Yeah, that's good. That's good Now now you guys actually exercise to play the wee. So you have I don't I bought we play only for the extra remote I don't you're like, how did all this gravy get on the ground fuck? I'm tired So Mike get over here. Yeah, just put the loop the headphones on there. Yeah, that's right. Come here We gotta introduce mike real fast mike. You might hear mike mike with the pen with me and uh, When kevin macafrey and I did a radio show just real shout out. We got a talk mike and it's embryonic form mike had a neck back then What was my name? Let me see the size of your hands. This is the weirdest thing about mike Gorilla gloves He used to wear these back he used to wear these ridiculous gloves. It looked like poached gorilla here They were like leather stitched or something right right but john called that used to call them the gorilla gloves. That's right And uh, I I bequeat them to you after I graduate I graduate 99. These cats are all one. Yep, we're all uh, Kevin macafordy who you guys know the guy the army ranger From from the old geek drum episodes. He'll be back baby. He'll be back. I love camp along with actually They you had hung an insane clown posse toy by a noose from the top That's right and I bequeat the girl goes to you with my final wish was to nail them above the Now mike used to do medical studies from cash and yeah, the best thing I came out of it You stole me a copy of kickbox or vhs, baby. This is true. I was reminded of this today I probably haven't thought about that in seven years, but and on my 21st birthday You took me to vig to lantic city went to lantic city Kevin was also underage at the time and What was memorable about that for me was it was the evening that I got Both a parking ticket and a speeding ticket in one night and one fucking night and lost how much i'm like I don't know kevin lost more And he was underage I mean five dollars, but I love this photo actually I was I should have brought this You guys are a photo But we were in a Caesar's because if you pull up the lantic city is just the first one that greets you um I mean we we pull in there and of course everything is sort of rolling and you know all statues and such But there's this great photo of you and kevin Like sort of in awe of this gigantic Michelangelo statue david Four foot concrete dog And these two guys I knew they I was just waiting you know the other shoe to drop like they're gonna throw his This guy looks like kevin looks like he's 12 John looks like he's 10 and you know they're pointing up at this big concrete But uh, yeah, that was some that was uh, december 5th. Yeah, you also introduced me to uh at messed up porn Uh, well, you know, I found I'm not like I'm not a kind of source he makes it out to be I just I've come across some strange ones But uh, I don't know I could they could they get worse though. Yeah, but but that was that that that was a good birthday Elvison personators clowns midgets You're um insane clown posse as well backstage sluts recommended Uh, so so dude, what else I actually want people on the forums to talk about their their 21st birthdays if they've reached their 21 Most of them are Yeah, um, so I think uh, I think this escape from new york episode is at an end Anything you want to what do you want to say nerd? Could come here. Okay, Laura come on camera. I bought you a little gifts. Oh, please wait. Come here. Wait, what? I bought you a little gifts. New York gifts. You bought us new york gifts. You just put Gilmore. I bought one something for girl No, he just takes out a syringe stick some end of the leg and goes eight bitch. I got something for Gilmore to Rachel Rachel still my producer. She's my social producer. She says you can't do that. You can't have a live gun on set So like I got your keys. What is this? What is it? I got you? Oh, look at this. Look at this Okay, well, we can do okay, and then this one says new york. It's a license plate has our names on it This is for Gilmore. What's this one? It's a little harsh this princess. There you go, bitch That's what Gilmore bitch. I actually wanted to buy him a mic Thanks. You're welcome. You guys are welcome Hey, cauldron. What have you done for us lately? He's going through my life crisis. I'm kidding buddy. I love you I love your real forums. Love everybody on geekshape. Love everybody who's here today and uh, it's been episode 22 It's a good one, right? Yeah, you're down with it. Yeah We'll be back in LA next week. We're gonna review 28 weeks later I won't watch that shit. Okay, I will. I will. I want to remake it I'm not watching that. He's on a bad roll right now One movie dude. Yell it. Oh, man Get over here get over here get over your nerds Come on nerds This is Karen I can't and I went to high school together. I thought I knew movies, but these guys blew me away with the ninja three destructions Oh, look at laura acting like this Should we do the jail pose? Okay, no Degree seven years Um, thanks guys