Geekscape

Geekscape 10: Geekscape X-Treme

Guest Co-host: Jonathan's brother and WWE superstar Paul London - Review: Ghost Rider with a special re-enactment. News: Eckhart and Gyllenhall join The Dark Knight, Kevin Smith directs Reaper pilot and more. Comics: Ed Brubaker's Immortal Iron Fist. Video Games: Funnel Fish from the forums plays a lot of Crackdown! Plus, Jonathan and Paul get personal about the worst movies ever, Van Damme and why Paul REALLY lost the Royal Rumble two years ago! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 27 Feb 2007
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Guest Co-host: Jonathan's brother and WWE superstar Paul London - Review: Ghost Rider with a special re-enactment. News: Eckhart and Gyllenhall join The Dark Knight, Kevin Smith directs Reaper pilot and more. Comics: Ed Brubaker's Immortal Iron Fist. Video Games: Funnel Fish from the forums plays a lot of Crackdown! Plus, Jonathan and Paul get personal about the
worst movies ever, Van Damme and why Paul REALLY lost the Royal Rumble two years ago!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ABC Wednesday, October 9th. You all can play all day. We want books. We want paper towels in the classroom. Bet you won't raise this too. I'm still waking up the paper towels. Abbott Elementary returns with the new season. We asked the district for more after school programs. They gave us $50 for class beds instead. Critics cheer. Abbott Elementary continues to be one of the funniest and most beloved shows on TV. What y'all doing out there? Taking bribes. Proud of y'all. Abbott Elementary, the season premiere on Wednesday, October 9th on ABC, and stream on Hulu. Hey, what's up, guys? You're watching GeekScape, episode 10. Sponsored exclusively by NetRiver.net, the new one-stop Friday Chop Shop online for your internet needs. They've got BPS starting at $29 a month, dedicated servers at $85 a month, and are the showcase facility for high density co-location. Don't go anywhere else. They're partners with the ABC. They've got a huge facility, 6,000 square feet, 600 watts per square foot of power, ample cooling for all of that, currently 30 gigs of bandwidth capacity. Here's a picture of my bro Josh. He's the account manager over there. He's going to take care of you. Give him a call, 1-800-853-3878. If you go through the web, type in the promotional code GILMORE, you get 10% off, all standard hosting, dedicated servers, and BPS offering. Check out this picture of these puppies. They look so cute! (upbeat music) - Hi, welcome to YigScape, episode 10. I'm glad that you guys can join us for our 10th episode. One of my favorite guests is on the show, one of my favorite people on the planet, dog specialist all around. - I always picture our dogs, like a young social gentleman in the early 1900s, going out on the town in New York City. Top hats, tails, white gloves. You get the point. This is my younger brother Paul. Why don't you say hi to our audience? - Hello. - Right before? (laughing) - What was that? - I don't know. - Well, put your phone in a buzz. Even if you hear a buzz for the next 45 minutes to an hour, we're gonna be too busy talking about movies, video games, and comics to pick up your phone. - Okay, let's do it. So anyway, this is my younger brother Paul, one of the goofiest people I know. One of my favorite people. - You're my favorite for people. - You're my favorite people, Mo. - And give me the good. - No, that's rude. - Give me the good. - All right, no, I got it. - All right, all right. No, I'll get you later. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - I'm just gonna put it on this copy of. - It's okay. So anyway, well, real fast before we get into reviews and news and all that. I wanna say a quick shout out to my buddy, Tom over at iDobie.com. Thank you for these brand new, handless, lavalier mics. Tom was nice enough to donate those to the show, because he couldn't take us man handling microphones anymore, 'cause you can definitely hear it. Thanks a lot, check out iDobie.com for, you know, if you guys are in, like, email, alternative music. Your diva, your Ringo. Actually, she's into that kind of music, right? - She is into that, she's a big fan of-- - What are some of the bands? - The used, I think, is her favorite band. - Perfect, perfect kind of band. - It is her favorite band, actually, is the used. - Okay, so that's the kind of music you would get at iDobie.com. Check it out, iDobie.com, it's a free web player. Thanks for the mics. All right, buddy, why don't you tell everybody a little bit about yourself, what you do. Our background, of course, is that I came out of mom before you did. - And we came out of a Mexican carnival of wrestlers for the first five years of our lives. - Who traveled-- - Who traveled in the desert. - No, I think growing up, we had a pretty normal childhood. We grew up in Austin. I was a middle child of three, we were the youngest of three. And early on, you knew, and how appropriate that I'm hosting a show called Geeks Game, that I was the nerd. - I just found out yesterday. - What were the nicknames, okay? 'Cause I was always doing the computer games, like Wing Commander, Monkey Island, all that stuff. - Marble Madness was awesome. - Marble Madness. - You have to think that. - But I remember picking on each other. We always used to make fun of you being chubby. - We used to call you Fat Boy, still am a little bit. - And you guys used to call me Egon. - Egon you have to go to Spuster. - Which is the Harold Ramis character. - It was. - Who's the nerd? - What else has he been in? - Well, he's a director, he's in a couple movies. He's an actor. - That's what I'd say, I mean. - He's in all the other guys. - We don't see no Egon. - Harold Ramis is pretty busy, but he directs as well. - Cool. - And how appropriate, can I just tell you how much damage you did to me with that nickname? - What? - I didn't do it. - Are you serious? - It is as much as that has driven me to this. I would like to take some responsibility in us heckling you and calling you Fat Boy that drove you to get into such tremendous shape. - And I would walk to Fat Camp. - Right. You reach the lofty heights that you're at now. - Wow. - Some may say, I don't know. - Well, a lot of people don't know. - Well, a lot of people watch the show don't know that you're a pro wrestler. - Right. - A lot of them don't watch pro wrestling at all, but you can check Paul out on Friday night SmackDown on the CW. So if you guys only watched the CW for Veronica Mar, Smallville, or-- - Supernatural. - Oh, that's why I watch it. - Right. Supernatural. Do you watch it religiously? - I have season one. I just got it recently. - Yeah. - Maybe we'll talk about it a little later. - Both those guys are from Texas. - I've seen one episode, but I did enjoy it. And maybe we'll talk about it a little later. - Yeah. - It has a feel to share a network with a show like that. - It's weird. I don't know. I actually has more experience. She comes back. She's done some CW parties and stuff. So she gets to meet a lot of the actors and mingle. But I guess it's pretty cool. It's cool enough. Just getting to do what I do, getting to live your dreams and stuff. But back there on TV, I guess it's a little bit of a bonus. - You know what the funny thing is? Before we go to another review, I just got to say this, because you got me the script to the pilot. You got me. You got me the script to the pilot for Supernatural because you're old, old manager in Austin. Before wrestling and all that, you wanted to do more acting and you got me the pilot and I read it. And I was like, what a bunch of junk. This is like a goosebumps episode. - I thought that too. Like I thought it was somewhat goose bumpy when I was trying to read it 'cause I was reading for like Dean, I think. - It was like a goosebumps episode. - But I mean, I thought it was, you know, I dug it just 'cause it was new as far as like Supernatural, you know, compelling stories. - You know what's the Hardy Boys? - It's like the Hardy Boys. - That was fun, no. - That was fun with Route 66. - The Cool Hardy Boys. And it turned out being a pretty good show. I was surprised when I saw that they were making it. - Yeah, no, it was fun. - I think it's good for the genre. There's nothing like that out there, you know? - Freddy's Nightmares didn't really cut it. - Right. (laughs) - Oh dude, I totally remember that. Freddy's Nightmares. - They had a Nightmare on all shoot TV series, which was like a tale- - With Robert in it. - And he hosted it. - Yeah, he did like the Crip Keeper type thing. - Yeah, it was lame. - Oh, way to bring it back. - You can buy 'em, they sell on the DVDs. - Have you tried watching 'em? - No, I think Suncoast, I mean, which I don't even know if it's in business anymore. - Yeah, I think Suncoast is around. - That's where I always saw it, I always saw it. - Freddy's Nightmares, this is Crip. (laughs) - And it was a Friday 13th show too. - Was there? - I think so. - Oh, but that was more like mysteries and stuff like that, wasn't it? It had nothing to do with Jason. - It had the low end of the new generation. - Really? It was like the Halloween three of Friday the 13th series. Just like nothing to do with the main franchise. - We have a couple forum website members from Geekscaped on it on the sidelines here. - On the set. - We have Funnel Fish in the house, Gilmore of course is in the house. And let's move on into the movie. We went to see Ghostwriter Mark Steven Johnson, director of Daredevil. You guys know him as Daredevil, director. And also Simon Birch, you guys did it. - That's not that weird kid. - He didn't direct a lecture. - Was that the road? - Possibly, of course he produced it. - Is the kid in Simon Birch? - Yeah, I don't know. - He needs to be in more movies. - Did he die? - Are you serious? - Yes. - Of what? - Of course he dreams? - No, but I kind of feel bad 'cause he can't be in more movies. I'm sorry, man. - That's why, you know? You think he's bad and it's like, you know that when he used him as one of the movies? - Because the way justice works, because the people who should be in more movies can't be, and the people who shouldn't be any more movies are in movies more and more. - Yes, Nick. - Which brings us to Ghost Rider. - Kid would have been a good influence, though. - The Ghost Rider is the story of a motorcycle stunt expert, right? - Johnny Blaze trades his soul as a teenager to save his father from cancer. Trades it up with a devil to save his father. His father ends up dying in an accident unrelated to cancer. The devil wins, has his soul. And when the devil's son comes to earth to get something, you think he can stop the lease? - I don't, I don't, his name was Blackheart. - Meffa stop the lease is his dad. He comes to earth to collect the contract on souls, and these souls will, you know, that's kind of what he does. He collects contracts on the souls of the damned, and these make him more powerful. And of course Ghost Rider is sent by the devil to stop him from getting these souls. If you're still with us, - It shouldn't be. - At this point, go into the movie with a lot of energy. - Yeah, you, no, that's what the movie is about. - Hype yourself somehow to see it. - The movie fails on a lot of levels. - I'll just flouse that. I honestly, and this might make me seem stupid or whatever, but I was able to stick with Daredevil a lot easier. - I think Daredevil is a better movie. - I did too. I completely think it's a better movie. - The director's kind of Daredevil, I don't even think is a bad movie. - No, but now that you've-- - The director's kind of had a lot of attention that he directed both, I saw immediate similarities. - Stylistically, yeah. - Completely, completely. But I just, yeah, Daredevil is a much better film, which is weird, 'cause I'd better have to look at it. - Well, was it sleepers? That wouldn't be bad. - Yeah, I think, when I think of Mark Stevenson doing this movie, I can't watch in this movie and watching the iconography of this character, 'cause I think this is a character, even the comic books, he doesn't have a storyline that is the epic storyline. Like with Spider-Man or Batman or Superman, you know what those characters are, and you know there are major moments. You know that there's that moment in Spider-Man where he lets the robber go and Uncle Ben dies. You know the moment in Superman where the planet is dying and he sends his son off to earth? You know the moment Batman where his parents are shot? Ghostwriter doesn't have that. - It tries. - That, well, the comic book never had that major storyline. - Oh, well, we try. - I feel like that was a character that always got away with being more styled in substance. - Well, you didn't have-- - 'Cause he's a great character. - We were sitting there watching this burning skeleton hold this street hood up against, and like, oh, what he did, he like blinded his eyes, - No, no, no, it's the vengeance stare, or the penance stare. - In a way. - He lets you see all the sins that you've committed and suffer the same way that your victims have. - But like, you didn't have sympathy for him. When he was getting his ass kicked, you didn't really care. - Yeah, you know what I mean? - You don't care about, you're just the main character. - No, because there's no, I feel like that's because there's no substance. - Oh, his dad died, well his dad was dying anyways. - Right. - You know, like-- - Right. - It just happened faster. (laughing) - I mean, seriously. Like, it was gonna happen anyways. - Oh no. - And you made the mistake of signing a contract with a guy who's obviously in the devil. - Yeah, but he didn't even sign it. He cut his hand and blood dropped the arm and put that on. - That was enough. - That's good enough. - Stylistically, the movie's pretty bland. - It was, I, okay, yeah, I fell asleep at the end. (laughing) - Totally, I'm sorry. But I made it a lot farther than I expected to. So maybe that'll say something forward. - Well, let me tell you the things you meant. - It was fun to watch. - Let me tell you the things that you meant. - Sort of. - All right. (laughing) Yeah, I don't wanna totally bad mouth a comic book movie 'cause I love comic book movies. - This is a band and one is character. - Really low on the rung. And I think a lot of people like the idea of Ghost Rider. I just don't think he's ever been nailed story-wise and character-wise. - Well, you can't relate with him. - Even in the comic books. He's a totally unrelatable character. You know how can anyone relate with him? Maybe a stuntman or something, but. - And I was thinking, because some stories I just don't get, but people still do them successfully. There are movies that I don't get, but people still love the films. Sometimes it just takes the marriage between a really good director who gets it, gets the style, gets the genre, gets the character. And I couldn't help but think, you know what? This is Ghost Rider in the Hands of Mark Stephen Johnson. What would Ghost Rider be like with the skull and the flames and the idea of revenge and darkness and being a hero in the hands of someone like Rob Zombie? - In the perfect example, Batman. The way that's shifted. - Yeah, you put it in the hands of someone like Tim Burton, and then you put it in the hands of somebody like Joe Schumacher, and it kind of goes from sort of Batman to not Batman at all. And then you put it in somebody's hand like, it's like Neon Man. - Right. - Joe Schumacher's version. - Right, right. It really, everything was like puff paint. - It takes somebody who gets it. - Yeah, and neither of those guys, I don't know. I think Tim Burton was using it as a stepping stone, I guess to really show what he could do. - I mean, you think about Tim Burton's Batman. - But didn't put a whole lot into the character, you know? - You think about Tim Burton's Batman, and before that point, the guy did Peewee's big adventure. - Right. - Which I think is an awesome movie. - Yeah, but for what it was, it fit what that was. You know, like, I don't think Peewee had the backstoerer history or real character development that Batman has had. - Batman takes a lot of texture, you know, and Christopher Nolan did it. - Just layer after layer after layer after layer, I think, with most of the characters, and a Batman. Whereas with Peewee, I'm trying to figure the characters. - Well, the thing about Peewee is he doesn't make monkeys. He only treats them. - Yeah, that's where Mr. Bungle came from. - Peewee's playhouse. - The greatest line of Peewee's playhouse. - That's fantastic. - The most telling line in Peewee's playhouse is that he's a loaner, Dottie, a rebel. - Peewee, remember that? - He was a loaner in that movie theater. (laughing) - So he thought, who's making their own butter now? - Um, so, you know, he worked there, like, here we go. This is a butter dispenser guy. - Wow. (laughing) - He did. - Wait, you're in trouble for having this right here. - No, you're fine. You're fine. - I'm gonna hide it. Hide the name. - No advertising. - Three or what? Hey, you guys didn't pay for this advertising. - Oh. - What about Evamendes and Ghost Rider? - Evamendes. - Drinking the wine, like some goblet. She goes, like, for no reason. She's waiting on Johnny Blaze, boring story. Anyways, he finds her eggs. - He stands her up for dinner, for dinner, right? And she just sort of-- - Right, she's waiting there forever, but she starts throwing them back. It's just a wine glass. For all you women who stay at home at night, or for all you guys who stay at home at night. - We know who you are. - You know who you are, and you have a wine glass. - 85% of the audience. - Dude, I've actually drank a whole bottle of wine before when I was dead in the dumps. Sweetball been there in some way. - Have you had moments where, yeah, there you go. This is Evamendes. - Yes, oh, this is perfect. - Man, it's red. This was meant to happen. This was meant to happen to people. - Fill it up. - Dude, I'll be the waiter. - Okay, Graham, our standing actor, Graham. - Well, I remember how bad this was. - Gonna grab it. - That's great, wait, you think I'm pretty, right? - That is our re-enactment of the romantic interest. - Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. (laughing) - Oh, did I get, that's a good break. - Oh, my God, oh my God. - Can you still hear Paul properly? - Can you hear me properly? - That is our dramatic re-enactment. - Paul, you Evamendes, man. Joe Strider. - Evamendes was awesome in Children of the Corn 4. If that'll tell you anything. - Oh, man! - Okay, but, just to show you what talent is. - Are you for real? - I am for real, and I'll give you another nice little fact for you. - Oh, wow. - It was her debut, along with Naomi Watts. - Wow. - Check it out. - No, no, see, here's the thing. - Talent rises, and people without talent. - Not to rise a little bit, lesser, to do Ghost Rider. - Oh, the thing is to film at her. - I actually think she's gonna work more after this, and I also think she's gonna work after this. - She might. - The movies like this. - Oh, good buddies. (laughing) - These are not gonna be shown. - Please keep those as far away from. - Bunch of sticky. - So the thing is, Nicholas Cage, I think, is in this group of actors, with John Travolta, who made, listen. - Well, I think they made their name. Here's the thing about these two guys. Here's the thing about these guys. I think they made their credibility acting-wise, and they made their name, playing, like, never-do-well, do-fist characters. You know, like-- - I hope you can relate with him on the sense of like, ooh, what, what, what, what was he supposed to do? - Well, even in Pulp Fiction, you get, John Travolta, he gets blown away on a toilet. - You know, he's playing an F-- - Deserving way. - You know, his films are in the '70s and early '80s. Those are what people like seeing him as. Nicholas Cage-- - But to him, Mark. - Nicholas Cage in Raising Arizona is great. - Yeah, yeah, I agree. - It's when you get these two guys-- - But that's the one movie everyone always says. - It's when you get these two guys playing the serious, tough guy, or the heavy, or the cool guy, that you just do not buy it. - Although, I, you know, I absolutely do not buy it. - As much as I think he sucks. I think he's pretty funny when he's trying to be crazy, 'cause you know what his mind removes, like, really processing it. You know, he tried to go into some method in his house, wherever he lives, in Malibu, or something. I don't care. You know, at some point, he's sitting there going crazy. He's really thinking he's going crazy. And I caught that. I felt that when he was burning and turning into Ghost Rider, the transformation. I was CGI. But Nicolas Cage is acting insane. It's awesome. - You know, he's acting insane in every movie. Crazy eyes, face off, man. - I'm not totally familiar with the Ghost Rider character, but his weapon is the pen and stare, making you feel the pains of those things. - Those things you've wrong. - And all I can think of is the Care Bear Stare. - Oh! (laughs) - Complete Care Bear Stare, they join forces and shoot the Care Bear things that are, I mean-- - Yeah. - Well, a lot of you guys who are tuning in because you're a fan of Paulos and a fan of wrestling, you don't know this, but Paul is a huge Care Bear collection. - Huge. Dude, I went to the Care Bear movie with Robbie Doneth. Robbie Doneth. - Robbie Doneth. - Yeah, we went to the Care Bear Stare. Well, they weren't all feminine. There were some ones that were masculine. Like the shamrock. - And the guy with the cloud. - The blue one. - Got the cloud? - He had the grumpy cloud. - Are you serious? - Nobody likes me. - He just tries to jump off a cloud. - A kind of, oh yeah. - That's a good one. - Cloud, dude, I don't know what I was thinking. Like Lucky Charms, I was thinking like Rainbow or something. - So, let's put Ghost Rider behind us. And before we move on, I want you guys to know that Mark Stevens-Johnson's in charge of the Preacher Adaptation at HBO. - And that's one, I remember that being one of your favorite books. - It's a graphic novel. - It's a incredible comic. Those of you guys who aren't comic book graphic novel, it's not a graphic novel. - That's why. - It's a trade painting. - You don't think it'd be a graphic novel? - No, because it's a collected series. It's technically a trade paperback. Graphic novel is something that was originally supposed to be a collected. - They need to bring back penny papers. - Yeah, so, those of you guys who don't know what Preacher is, go to your local comp, stores Barnes and Noble and get Preacher Volume One. And Mark Stevens-Johnson's in charge of taking that to HBO and turning it into a mini series. It makes me worried, you know? 'Cause you watch some HBO series, you watch people winning you. - You watch the carnival. - Right. - I tried, you know, I tried it too. I thought it was a great show. Entourage, which I still think is a great show, even though it's getting like that stupid frat, cult status, woo hoo. You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. - Where it reaches like a game? - Like Boondock Saints, you know, it was awesome until it became, I thought it was pretty cool. - I've been already here on Boondock. - frats ruined it. - Donnie Dark. - Same thing, the list just goes on and on. - You can only begin control of what you love. - Beaches. - You know, beaches. (laughing) - No, you have to beaches, sorry. - What I like about this is that, is that, um, in the last year of doing a podcasting, I've had emails where people are like, hey, when are you gonna get your brother on the show? - Are you serious? - When are you gonna get your brother on the show? And I've also gotten emails to be like, hey, if you do get your brother on the show, why would he be there? He's not, he's not a geek, is he? Guys, I'm telling you right now. - Huge. Huge. - Paul and I invented the gauntlet together. - It's not my brother on the show. - Where you try and pull an all-nighter, where you try and pull an all-nighter, watching the worst movies ever made. Movies like what Graham found today. - My piece of gum. - Gun, kill crazy. (laughing) - Oh God. (laughing) - But, kill crazy. - Gun crazy, is that what he said? - Kill crazy, kill crazy. - Gun crazy, he's like, Texas. - What's the last game, um, kill crazy. - You're really gonna chew your gum during this. - Mm-mm. - Oh God, I thought he was gonna stick. - Oh man. - What's this guy's name? - David Hevenner, the action star of the 90s. - That's how they tout him. - The action star of the 90s. - That's how he touts himself. - And nobody remembers from the 90s. - He's not the only one who touts himself. - Band Dan, it looks y'all know who you are. - Just between all of us here. - Where in New York? - Band Dan's the only action star of the 90s in our book, isn't he? - I believe so. Eric Roberts did one action movie. - That was the Coca-Cola kid. - No, so I gotta tell you 'cause I'm here. In your here, Paul. We gotta talk about this. Best Band Dan movie. (sighs) - Ooh yeah, yeah. - You're gonna wanna see a hard target at the Arboretum. - Yes. - That was awesome. - Best to Band Dan movie. - Ah, that's so hard. - I've been putting on this spot, but we're about to move into movie news. You gotta let us know. (whistles) - Grossing-wise, I think it was-- - Well, time cop. - Time cop. - Yeah, it was successful. - It was your favorite. - It was your favorite. - So many have so many wonderful moments. - Like... - More wine. - Like in-- - Vine and water, it's not wine. - Like in hard targets. - Hard target, but seeing-- - Way it goes. - I didn't care. - Just my momma took one. - My name is Jens, my momma took one. - You think I'm beautiful, right? (laughing) - Thank you, Greg. - Ah. - We'll see, like-- - Okay, okay. - I don't think it's fair to even, like I haven't seen the real uncut version of hard target, which apparently has like 40 minutes or something. - 13, it's only 13, but it's-- - Really? - At least 30, including a scene where he sings. - Oh, get out of here. - No, I'm serious, a scene. - Why did you guys come out? - Where he sings with Wilford Brimley, like in French. - What? - I'm not kidding. There was that, that was cut out. Like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Those are the touches that John Wu would put in an action movie. You know? - Those are the-- - Then there was-- - I think that John Wu would put in an action movie. - Then there was like-- - John Wu. - Small, I think, love scene. - Really? - That would have been awesome. - We'll do him in Wilford. - Between Lance. - Between Arnold Bosley. No, between Arnold Bosley was awesome. - Yeah. - The guy from the Mummy movies and Dark Man. He plays emotep. - Yeah. - How's the site for you when you saw him as a mother? - I thought it was pretty cool. He was one of those actors like-- - 'Cause we thought he was like a cult dude from Dark Man. - Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, but he was in hard talk. - In his own hard talk? - In his own hard talk before he was in Dark Man, right, yeah, long before-- - No, no, no, no, no, Dark Man was-- - Yeah, 'cause he was Dark Man. He was Dark Man. That was Liam Neeson. - No, no, no, no, but I'm saying he was Dark Man and like Dark Man 4, or Dark Man 4. - Was he really? - Yeah. - They took one of the like-- - Arnold Bosley wasn't in Dark Man 1. I thought he was one of the henchmen in-- - No, he was one of the henchmen. He was like the main henchmen in hard target. He was Lance Henchman. - I remember that. I remember that. - Yeah, but he was actually Dark Man. - Wow. - I think Dark Man-- might have been Dark Man 2-- no, Dark Man 2 is Jeff Fahey, I think. - Oh my God, Paul. - And then Dark Man 3-- - I'm already schooled on my own-- - Shh. - I'm more positive. Dark Man 3 was Arnold Bosley. - Wow. - Dark Man. - Wow. - Do we, Mercury? - Can you host my show now? - No, go ahead. - You definitely have a more expansive-- - No, I really don't. - Okay, okay, okay. Nobody cares about-- - Okay, so we can't do best Van Dam movie. Let's do scene. - No. - The scene where he's trying to stop his brother Alex in Kickboxer-- - Right. - You run through it-- - I don't run through it. - Oh, I don't know. We'll have to come back to that one. - He's just in the-- - Okay, okay. - That'll have to be a special insert. I will. We'll actually do it in, you know, wardrobe and everything. - Okay. - And Graham will be Tong Po. - So Paul, real quick, Batman news? - Who played himself, if you look at the credits, Tong Po as himself. - In Kickboxer. I'm not kidding, I challenge you. Go back and watch-- - Paul. - No, no, no, no. Actually, he plays himself in one of them, but in that one, there was his friend. - Okay, okay. - Okay, okay. - He shell something. - Okay. - So I saw some French guys. - Okay, so Paul, Batman 2, The Dark Knight, Casting, Air Neck Heart is two-face. - Harvey, Harvey Dent. - Oh, he's Harvey Dent. - Harvey Dent. How do you feel about that? - I like it, I think it's great. - Yeah. - I think it works. - I think it's really good. So, Katie Holmes isn't coming back, is Rachel Dawes. - Hmm. - Okay, I know you're cried about that one. Replaced by Maggie Gillenholm. - Awesome. - Oh, yeah. - I think it's for you. - I'm much better than Katie Holmes. - She's sexy and she can act, you know what I mean? - Yeah, and she has a sexiness that's a little-- - She's a believable maturity also, whereas I can't help but watch Katie Holmes just think Dawson's Creek every time. - And she's supposed to be working in the DA's office, you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got fine at Katie Holmes in the DA office. - But you would believe Maggie Gillenholm? - Yeah, it's, especially with some, you know, makeup, because she is attractive, I think. But, you know, they can, yeah, it'll work. - Your sex are up a little or what? - No, I don't know, a DA office. I don't know, I don't know very many DA people in the DA, I don't know any of them actually. - So, I don't know if they're, I'm sure there are attractive people, I don't know. - But you're in the DA? - But you're in the DA, you're in the DA, those casting, Aaron Eckhart, as far as we do. - Absolutely, absolutely. - You're not gonna turn into two-face in this movie, he's gonna do a full movie as Harvey Dent. - Which is even better. - It's not just his relationship. - It's so much better, I think. - Right. - 'Cause then that way he actually cares. - He actually cares about the dude, right? - Exactly. - I'm stepping on you. - No. - Step off. - Or was that like a rapper show? - So, Paul, Paul. - Two step offs. - Remember when we went to see the Lord of the Rings? - Remember when we went to see the Lord of the Rings? - Yeah, we saw all of them, didn't we? - We saw all of them together. The Hobbit, New Line has an option for the Hobbit, it expires soon, and there's been like a pretty nasty back and forth between New Line and Peter Jackson, and... - New Line wants to do, who did the Lord of the Rings? - Peter Jackson directed it. - No, I know. I know he's doing a lot in this world. - Was that a new situation? - It was New Line. - Okay. - But there are options on the Hobbit expires, and because there's a whole legal auditing situation about the finances for the first three, and whether or not Peter Jackson got all his money and all that, they're probably saying he's not gonna do it, absolutely not, while I'm here. That's Bob Shay. - Peter Jackson's not gonna do anything to do with the Hobbit? - He just said that the Hobbit's coming out in 2009, and there's not even a script yet. - That's Bob Shay. - Yeah, Bob Shay had New Line. So look for that, folks. This is just really... - Creepy Cartoon. - Remember the creepy cartoon? For the Hobbit, and they made fun of it, and that's out for episode... - Yeah, so that's what I was gonna say, is when they release the Hobbit... - They have to have a Lemmiwink scene. - Lemmiwinks should have his own episode, like, completely his own episode. - They wrote one. They wrote their South Park, or Kelly Central, when they read it. - Kelly Central won't do a straight Lemmiwinks episode? - Because Bob Shay said, "I own rights to the Hobbit" franchise. - So our buddy Kevin Smith, did you see Clerks, too? - Yes. - Do you like it? - Yeah, really. I don't know. - I think I feel the same way that you did about Clerks, too. - I thought Clerks was great in itself, just for what it was. I don't think it should have even been touched, personally. It was impossible to convince me that Rosara Dawson... - Would be interesting. - ...were practically interested in Dante Hicks. - And working in Festival. - Exactly. - See, guys? - You and I have a unit mind. - I couldn't get over that, so I didn't even bother getting into the story at all. Which bored me, there was a few funny moments that I don't even remember. - No, it tells you how funny they were. - But when he's ripping on the Hobbit fans, the Lord of the Rings fans? - I guess. I don't even remember his kid. - The Transformers kid. - Maybe. - Kevin Smith is... - He's leaving disappointed. - He has said that his next movie is a horror movie. - Sorry, Kevin. - Smith. - I mean, we'll see every Kevin Smith movie, right? - Yeah, sure. - Of course. - His next movie is a horror movie. And... - Really? - Yeah. - Before he really gets into work on that, he's directing the pilot of a series called The Reaper, which is not like, what are you doing to me? - I was cute. - It's not like dead like me, you know? It's about like a Grim Reaper type character, but it's more of a shot of the dead type. - I wrote about it in Fangory. I can't remember what I read exactly, but that he was... - Dude, you still read Fangory? - Yeah, which I don't have a subscription to. - I don't have a subscription to... - It's made with no sense. - That's the magazine I read, too. - Makes sense. - The comic magazine. - 'Cause I love that magazine. It's still kicking through. - Right. - So, yeah. Fangory, I read it. - I read it. - But did I? - I'm sure a lot of our audience does read it. - Oh. - Die. - Are you ready to do the Van Dens scene? - No, we're not doing the Van Dens scene. Sorry, we're not doing it. - This is John Zaffung, him playing Dennis Alexio and me playing John Claude. - It's not gonna happen. - Go. - Alex, don't do this. Don't fight this guy. He was over there kicking a concrete block with his leg until Baster was coming down. He's crazy freaking crazy. Don't do this, Alex. Don't fight this guy. - You're in my corner? - I can't even say that one, because it's cursive, right? You do the Van Dens one. - No, I can't. I'm in here training. You come in. - No, I'm about to get killed by this guy. Stop me from doing it. Go. - But you don't have your lines. Ready. - I'm telling you. - I'm training you. - I'm telling you. A good scene is preparation. - Okay. We're gonna come back and you're gonna do that. - It's still your own good. - We will. - I'm telling you. - We'll do it on location. - No, no, no, no. And Monster Squad, we go. Back kid. We're here with fat kid. What makes fat kid so fat? - Shut up asshole. - What'd you say? What'd you say? What'd you say? And they started hitting him on the ground. And now I'll play the bully. I'm hitting fat kid. I'm hitting fat kid. You play EJ who's a very cool 13 year old or something. - With a leather jacket. - And so, listen, listen. - Listen, listen. - You sit down on it all. - And you squeeze to a halt. - Yeah, he's like, "Ah!" - And I go, "Ah!" - And all the kids just stop and look up. - Oh, they're amazed. - EJ. - No, no, no, no. - I'm beating up this fat kid. - And I'm knocked the fat kid's candy bar on the ground. And you dropped your candy bar, EJ. - It's Horace. - It's yours now. - Roody, EJ. - Roody! - His voice cracks. - EJ. - EJ. - And we'll call it a day. - Oh, yeah. - Just pick it up and eat it. And we'll call it a day. - And you see him pick up this candy bar. - No, he takes it. - He's on the ground. - He goes, "Hey, what's wrong?" - He's like a public shame. - No one bestes with Horace. - Who directed that? - I don't know, but I really want to start a petition. - You don't now. - At least on DVD. - Sankeke, you're a fraud. - I am. I am a fraud. Paul, you read comic books? - I used to. I don't really have any time. - Favorite comic character? - Uh, besides the arts writer, Nicholas Cage is my favorite comic. - Oh, man. - Oh, man. - Oh, that was the kid, though. They should have left Matt Wong as ghostwriter. - Right. That was the kid who played the young ghostwriter. He was actually the only person who seemed unbelievably talented, except for him having been forced to say, "You and I can hop on that bike and just drive." I was like, "What is this?" - Comic books. - Favorite character? - Consistently, he was probably Wolverine, but since he's overly popular. - Right. Say it. - I liked Longshot. I thought he was pretty cool. - Okay. - Because it was a pretty... - In the brilliant ideas you can get on your range. - Clint Barton. Hawkeye. - Hawkeye is very cool. - Uh-huh. - Iron Fist? - Iron Fist is awesome. - Danny Rand. - Danny Rand. - That's a movie that they have. - Yeah, well they have. - They have to talk about making it. And right now, Iron Fist is really good. They've got this guy, Ed Broobaker, who's writing Daredevil. He's writing X-Men, and he's an awesome writer. He's writing kick-ass content America, and he has this badass series of Iron Fist called The Immortal Iron Fist, and there's Iron Fist throughout history, and he's our current Iron Fist. - That's awesome. - And the Iron Fist, from the 1940s, has come back to reclaim the Iron Fist. And Danny Rand gets each other, and his Iron Fist powers aren't working. - We'll see how the series ends up, but they're going to go mano and mano. - You know who's always been rumored at the lead for casting as Iron Fist? - Yeah. - I can't remember his name, but he was-- - Darth Maul. - He was Toad. - Right. - X-Men. He was Darth Maul. - Ray Park. - Ray Park. - Ray Park. - Yes. - Who I think ended Billy Blanks's career. In competition. Supposedly, he injured Billy Blanks. Billy Blanks went on to do Tybo, and was like, who's laughing now Ray Park? - Finn Ray Park comes back and is all over everybody's TV set as the devil in episode one. - Right. - It's like who's laughing now. - Billy Blanks. - Billy Blanks. - From Showdown. - Dude, way down. - Showdown. Showdown is a great golly. - Showdown is awesome. - There's a lot of really good Williams Abka from who plays John-- - He's not doing it. - No, no, no, no, no, that's Shoot Fighter. - That's Shoot Fighter. Another classic. - Damn. - There are a lot of really good straight to video movies. - Too many good straight to video movies. I mean, you know, without straight to video movies. - We wouldn't watch movies. - We would be not sitting here. - Got it. - What was the other line that the-- who was in the movie? Was it West Bentley? - You keep bringing this up. - Who was it? - Poor guy. - You sit there in your leg. - What happened to this guy? Oh, that's that guy from American Beauty. - There was a time when I thought West Bentley would have done a really good Peter Parker. - He just didn't get callbacks. - Right. - That didn't happen. - Remember that line? Don't not never mention that name or something. It was like, you know what I'm talking about? It was horrible. It was don't never mention that name. - It's like, what? - You see the trailer for Shrek where Pinocchio is trying to get around, not lying to the prince? - No, I had it. - He's like, I do not kind of know where he is. - That's what it sounds like. He's like, where is Shrek? He's sort of not nowhere. He maybe, nowhere he is. - Did you guys awesome? - Gingerbread Man and Pinocchio are the best parts of those movies. We've done comics. - We've done comics. - Speaking of comics, who's your favorite comic book character? - Madman. - Madman. - Madman Kickspot, becoming a movie, thanks to Robert Rodriguez and-- - Oh, very cool. - And-- - The most Republicans? - The Republicans, yeah, Troublemaker Studios, gotta say, you kind of do a comic book every friend night on SmackDown. What is it like? Let me tell you just the experience, the fact that you have a video game. - I don't have a video game. - But you're in a video game. Let me tell you how wigged out I am when you're in the video game. My friends are playing, I always play with you. Robert SmackDown 2006, I'm always playing as you. When my friends play as somebody else start beating up on you, I get a visceral, angry reaction. - It's not like people getting beat up on purpose. I remember Thanksgiving in Denver, we went there and you were playing-- - Oh, okay. - You were just in Denver to look at the mountains. - I had to jump off of it. - You do a parking lot-- - You do like-- - You jump off the-- - 450s to the floor, nobody. - How do you like this, Paul? I'm not even looking-- - Trying to get it. - You're fired. And-- - That's bam. - Now how does it feel? How does it feel? This is every kid's dream. What is this? Every kid wants to play with himself without getting dirty. - This is Jack's Pacific action figure. Now this one's not out yet. - They're called Jack's for a reason. - This one's not out yet. This is your red trunks, right? - This is the red trunks. - And this is going to be-- - Come on, the two pack. - Okay, with Ryan. - Finally. - With your tag partner. - Yes. - With the belt. - With the belts. Because the blues were separate, which made no sense. The ones that, the blues are what I'm looking for. If anybody out there wants to email me, JonathanGeekscape.net, if you guys can find two of the blues, I think Walmart might have them, Toys R Us might have them. We don't have 'em here in LA. I've been trying. - Really? - You guys can find the ruthless aggression series 23. If you can buy two of 'em and email me the total and receipt, I'll pay Paul you, but email me first. I don't want like 70 people going out and buying it, and then I have to buy 140 of them. So email me if you think you've got a good lead. We'll talk. Go out and find me those toys, because I can't find 'em anywhere. - It's going to add the men does the skywood for me. - Isn't it weird? - Yeah. - When I first saw your toy, I went to the KB in Burbank, in the mall in Burbank, one of the closest KB's to me. There's not a whole lot in the city. - See? You said they aren't even in LA. He's got to go to Burbank. Go to Burbank, and I see your toy, and I kind of have to steady myself. It was too weird. - It is weird. - Because growing up, you always expect to see Star Wars figures. You always expect to see G.I.J.s, you always expect to see G.I.J.s, you always expect to see G.I.J.s. - Masked. - Ninja Turtles Mask. Seeing your brother in a toy, it kind of weirds you, I mean, speaking from my experience, kind of weirds me out. What was the experience like with you? - Weird. - You know? - What is for? Here's an older one. - Here's an older one. - What do you mean I start? - You're bigger now, dude. - You've been, you've been. - I've been him in a gym. - And I'm a, I'm a off tan, I'm like a brown, which makes me a tear. - Look at this hand, dude. Look at this hand. You've got like, you've got like the man hands. Like how big? - Yeah. - I think they took-- - It's like something out of like, what is it, project? - I think they took the Great Khalees hands and put them on you. - Oh, this is such a ragtag, like, I mean, it's a great figure, right? - I actually think the Sculpts are a record. - I think it's done together. - It's not. - I think they're like basketball shoes or something. - Is this just a-- - I don't know. What is it? - Oh, this came up with LeBron James. - It might have. Starting lineup. - Which is cool. And these are, you know-- - I actually think they're really cool. - I think it's actually really good. I did too. You know, they have all my definition. - But the Great Khalees hands are kind of cool. - Yeah. - Ha. Ha. I'm Paul. How you doin'? (laughs) - What I like about this is whenever you pick me off on the phone. You just chunk it. - Dude, you can exorcist these things. (laughs) - You know? - Careful. - I played for three counts. - I'm breading my head off. (laughs) - You're like-- - Oh. - You know, 'cause the undertaker, the undertaker is supposed to be undead, right? He's like, "I'm going to put you in the past." - He is. - And right before he does, we're like, "I don't think so, taker." (laughs) That might work. - Just keep all over him. - But he is undead. And-- - You know this guy. - Oh, I mean, you steer clear of him. You steer clear of him. You steer clear of him. I mean, I've met a couple of guys between you. I've met a couple of guys through you. I've met, uh-- I met Carlito. (laughs) I met-- I met Carlito, right? - Yes. - Uh, Carlito? Any time. (laughs) - Hey! - Hey! - Let me tell you, Carlito? - What a prick. (laughs) - Let me tell you, Carlito, you prep-- geeks versus cool guys. That's the pay-per-view I want to see. King of the Geeks versus King of the Cool. I think the London's have you beat. - Mushroom Stop. - Uh, Jimmy Wayne Yang? - That's what it's called. - Jimmy Wayne Yang, I thought was-- I was like, "Dude, there's no way that's real. That's no way that Asian dude from Georgia really talks like that. That's an act that I meet Jimmy. It's real." - Jimmy's awesome. - Uh, Jimmy's great. Renee Dupree. - Interesting character. - Do his boy. - Do his boy. - Do his boy. - No, he does a peacock wallet. - I like Brian a lot. Yeah, he does. - Brian's cool. - That is not a character he plays on TV, that is definitely him. He does walk like a-- - Hey look, you can do the-- you can do the kid and play dance. - Let me see this. - Hold on. - What are those? You're wearing jinkos? - Car. - They're jinkos. I wasn't going up to wearing them when I was 10. - What did you wear in Renee's tool? - Graham and I were talking, and I remember when I wore these green cross-colors. - Those look really bad. - Remember those green cross-colors? Remember cross-color? - I had a cross-color's hat. - I remember wearing green cross-colors, and I was like, "What am I doing with this thing?" - I was like, "Dude, these are going to make me cool." - They were like denim and crushed velvet or something mixed. Do you remember that? - It was like crushed velvet. - Let me tell you, in middle school, can I just tell you a prayer? - Play dance, where you hook ankles and circle around. - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah, I do. I totally do. - Brian and I did that one time at a house show. - Uh-huh. - I was like, "Bud." It was, you know, it was in the Philippines, or, yeah, it was in the Philippines. I got booed. It didn't help that I fell in my ass when I did a backflip. - Oh, really? You fell in your butt? - It was so funny. Yeah, so I'd get up and act dizzy, because I was so embarrassed I had to have an excuse for it. - Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Not as bad. Well, okay. - Okay. - Is that a banana peel? - Yes. True story. I slipped on a banana peel, making fun of the fact that people think that you would slip on a banana peel. I'm not kidding. I was with, uh, before Graham here. We all know Graham, regular listeners, definitely know Graham. - Hey. Say hi Graham. - Hey. - Come on. - Yeah, come on. Keep it over. Keep it over. Money. It's good. - I love you, buddy. - We're gonna make more money. - That's all I'm making. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. money money if you're an idiot okay are you okay perfect are you okay so I'm with Graham I said how we're sitting on a board but not anymore we were playing basketball before we're smoking these fools on the court we had no comp anyways um I was like mad how stupid is it that people I slipped on a banana peel that never happens and mimicking I've lost control an idiot it's okay who slips on a banana peel I'm morphed into the idiot banana I ate that sucker but anyways to the banana peel down my look at me this banana peel I stepped on it and for real slipped right and busted my ass now no one heard my head cracked up the gospel for it now when people watch smackdown they noticed that you are one of the more athletic guys on the roster you know you guys have held the belts for a long time longer than anyone in his is that true yes wow now now now I believe it because you were one of the more athletic guys you do a ton of stuff you do a lot of high-risk maneuvers excellence and innovation right here right sometimes but you slipped on a banana peel I did that was part of my early days in training right what happened was worth the YMCA who is at the YMCA in Austin yeah yeah that's a cursed court remember you came to pick me up oh man my knee was coming out of it yeah it was like Graham claims to have had intercourse in that parking lot but it was like in blood sport when uh that weird Brazilian yet no wasn't the Brazilian guy was one of these guys maybe the guy from Greece or something he had weird curly hair looked like Pete Sampras but he's fighting Chong Lee and then like the match is over like Chong Lee holds him up he's like yeah he's like and then he just takes the guy's leg in and it's a flash of his open that is what my new is open fracture that was what my knee was doing yeah we didn't have the open fracture so rough thank you it was like a poor man in blood sport thank you for coming to pick me up hey anytime can we tell people the significance of this pyramid that's a good journey good journey from beast master and he-man we kind of took the arm thing more fit beast master yeah and the the thing from he-man where golf hunger goes good journey yeah we turned it into one move the good journey so it is original that's ours man the cosmic key that's right we would not believe raise all it dude how good please feel it we're glad they used how great is such an amazing amazing you did a quote almost un-exactly right that within a man do you think do the natural labor which oh yeah worries he's flexing his ass yes you go that's where they were where you're whatever clothes you saw they were stinky these are my recreation clothes because they look expensive thank you thank you I mean yes they are but beneath the clothes you'll find a man and beneath the man you'll find his nucleus incredible scene I love that scene out of the whole movie it's awesome and close you know they rumored you know they rumored to do it talk about a sequel for the movie taking place in Japan where he could go to Japan awesome that happens in real life who two doors go to Japan what is the difference now you working your way up to WWE you went to you wrestle for zero one rest of a zero one in Japan and you would always bring you back Ultraman stuff yeah cool stuff you can't get over here well you probably could be at the door you'd have to be like a real town yeah a town like I won I want Ultraman time the ultraman whoa pulled on the basket and like take their money this is for last week what is the difference all the vegetables on this tree I like how you know I've never been to Japan but Paul's idea Japan is obviously a Bruce Lee movie no remember Fissafuri this is my rice cakes in kicked me kicked me you clearly after a bitch slap this kid in the face after he took one bite that's personally movie you think it's for security I don't know I think Chinese connection was amazing we turn the dragon no way you're telling me you've never heard of some tiny spare ribs well let me show you know that was those return of the dragon right yeah I mean wait what was it called not well not return of the way of the dragon um that's great no enter the dragon was one of Bob wall everyone everyone who's a regular list of the show is like okay they got through movies they got through movie news they started getting derailed around comics are they even gonna do video games oh what do you play yeah it's all I cannot keep control of my show with Paul but I hope you guys are having as much fun as we are having um I have any fun you like being on the show a lot more fun on this show than I have in a long time being on this show you sir and being a ghost writer oh so video games what do you play you had I play kung fu master it's the best game ever you can't do new games I tried showing you gears I'm not a fan of new games is um I'd rather watch a movie it's not one thing the graphics have gotten that good right and so believable in what you're doing that I would rather chill out and sit back and have to use my mind more than my mind and motor skills right connected to your hand I coordination right right cuz I have none so and there's too many like controls and whatever I'm just you know there's other things I'd rather be doing right um so what is where's that box that great box anyways so I got you uh I got you one of those that are you just plug in you have like a ton of video games yes old-school games yeah the remote you plug it in has like eight games and then you got one that has like a thousand no no no it repeats a lot it's like it has 150 games but really it only has 30 but they're all on there are three times or something with different different names like ice cream man is the same as I think the machine fell off the back of the truck somewhere they might have in the same town of like money money give me money we're taking your box way and all your money these stupid vegetables Graham write that down that's going in our film let's see if it's going in our be back next week for the chops what what's on this thing you like you like kung-fu master kung-fu master snakes what is up with the midget coming at you that's not a midget do that you know it's also kung-fu master I guarantee you I guarantee you go to the alamo draft house in Austin Texas they have the actual arcade box and it says kung-fu master do you have love no dude do you remember the total recall do you remember the total recall game for the NES yes we did with that not one of the worst games I was really boring like ninja turtles when you're on the top of you yeah on the top view the side so cool the side view is - you're you're thinking I know what you're thinking about that's that's the first one yeah yeah I think it's fun um another awesome game double dragon dude a lot of those old two Nintendo games I'm down Karnov Karnov who doesn't want to see a Russian carne Spitfire at pterodactyls wearing Sabu's pants in this is an argument I always I always raised is that you're bringing like Metroid to the new systems you're bringing some my brothers to the new systems every time there's a new system from Nintendo you get a new Zelda or Mario Brothers or Metroid game why don't you get a new Karnov why don't you get it right right but you can do that now with the week can't you can't you well it's not gonna do Karnov being at the world I think they're releasing kiddickress that was another awesome game kiddickress the eggplants yes what we're supposed to do the fried 13 yet do you get turned into an eggplant game you fight him you fight him we fight yeah um medicress is awesome remember the fried 13th game we traded jeff Chang next door what do we trade him for the fried 13th game remember our neighbor jeff Chang yeah so we packaged together I think 720 might have been 720 in one other game and we got fried 13th I don't know maybe marble madness or something and it just didn't work very well or something I honestly don't remember remember the Batman game the Batman the movie game for Nintendo yeah that's all right it was actually one of the best Nintendo game Ninja Gaiden Gaiden by you Billy terrible horrible game I was generic Nintendo knock-off I actually already gave it away because it was terrible but I had a bunch of old games and I was one of them it was just like it does press power no it is press power it doesn't work at all yeah what do you what's your favorite game right now what are you playing more than right now I'm playing you're playing Mario Kart we were playing Mario Kart our good buddy Ben Dunn who's staying with me in LA as a thank you come over here Ben as a thank you you got us Laura and I a copy of what is it here Henry the copy trauma center second opinion is it fun sit down this is my buddy Ben there you go it's almost been done before I'm sorry speak over here so this is one of the original games that came out for the Wii it's a DS port but it's very fun and here but you you hear come here come here you've been saying that you've been playing crackdown yes on the cracks box see you'd like crackdown because I want to I heard about it yeah I mean you say the graphics are too advanced you know the thing that some people don't like but I do is the fact that it's like really cartoony what's cool what's your book crack down it comes out like it came out last week as you know the air comes out it comes out like as of today at this viewing I guess of the recording of the recording that you're watching you're probably playing crack down right now okay anyway when I originally heard about it was the game that was packaged with the Halo 3 demo okay and that was what it was selling it so like I was like I might not be that good but the demo that's been out it's amazing is it like Halo no it's nothing like Halo it's more like a grand theft auto mixed with like those old remember those games where you like you beat people up and they like release like coins and yeah kind of yeah where there's like four yeah and this is just like one of those ultimate things like that's pretty cool you can you beat people up you like use your fists you can power up your fit you know like your fit right right you can eventually like throw cars whoa whoa that is cool like superheroes yeah like you say that's where it's coming in yeah you jump you get agility points you can eventually jump high like you're almost flying that's pretty cool people shooting you get better shoot is always fun yeah you did and it's just do you think Ben could wrestle absolutely I think anybody no you want it the right training you think you could do what do you think it would win it's kind of like I don't know between you two no you and Ben you just kind of stay away from because once he has you in his hand that may be it I think he's just he gives me the I think if he gives me the anaconda squeeze I'm out and a kind of squeeze that the one that I wrap my legs around you yeah you 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character. Nightcrawler that was another one of my absolute favorites yeah it was awesome classes was always my favorite yeah it was cool because I was such a wuss right but you work with guys who look like closets every day who are the people you like to New York it real fast let's just talk about wrestling for a wrap up it's a whole lot of them from Owen Hart to Shawn Michaels to Mr. Perfect well to my warrior also what was it weird you know I met I met Hill Billy Jim the other day Billy Jim signing awesome that was great really nice guy what what I didn't what weirded me out was Royal Rumble two or three years ago when you were in the ring at the same time as Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels it's crazy did that not weird you out I that would be to me you know over my shoulder and I'm swinging on a web of Spider-Man right now I'm doing it it definitely is something that sets you back a little bit you sit there and kind of look at your surroundings is that why you were eliminated from the Royal Rumble it was I would have you know but for a second I looked around and you're like wow right I think my okay so so I mean that's some that's a that's a really good argument it was your first rumble you were inexperienced you look up in there two people from your childhood or heroes to you yeah it's pretty cool in the ring with you that moment of hesitation cost me right and you took a six-fail dude I did I don't remember it that was nasty I called you almost like dude make like let me know you're okay had I had I not over the one I think you could have taken it yeah I think you could have taken it you guys have the belts now still hope try to hang on to them these are coming soon right in a two pack with Brian right people can check you out where www.com www.com or on CW network Friday night Smackdown seven o'clock central time eight o'clock is that eight o'clock Pacific eight o'clock Eastern I have no idea check your left that way check your listings who is a local book a local listings I don't know if you don't know whatever calls the local channel we just change the channel 99 or whatever it is that shows all the channels but I think we get it at eight o'clock I think so too and I think I mean I'm biased but you're my favorite wrestler hey thanks but I think you're I think you're reason enough to watch the show you know thank you yeah check it out soon you think if you hate it turn it off change the channel but if you love it come find me yeah is that an open invitation absolutely not