Geekscape

Geekscape 8: Francois Loves You

Guest Co-host: My friend Steve from film school -Review: Letters from Iwo Jima, Dr. Doom's design is revealed! Jeff Bridges joins Iron Man! Manly man films! Valentine Tips for Internet Dating and Horror Stories from Internet Dating! Stephen King's DarkTower Comic Book! Advice on going to film school. Graham in LeShave! Manhunt 2 is coming to the Wii and Kaboom... a man's game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcast on:: 13 Feb 2007
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ABC Wednesday, October 9th. You all can play all day. We want books. We want paper towels in the classroom. Bet you won't raise this too. I'm still waking up the paper towels. Abbott Elementary returns with the new season. We asked the district for more after school programs. They gave us $50 for class beds instead. Critics cheer. Abbott Elementary continues to be one of the funniest and most beloved shows on TV. What y'all doing out there? Taking bribes. Proud of y'all. Abbott Elementary, the season premiere Wednesday, October 9th on ABC and stream on Hulu. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, you've got me my secret garden. I am Francois, Francois, your world's greatest lover. This week is Valentine's Day. But let me tell you the truth. I celebrate Valentine's Day every day of the year as I make love with all of the women from around the globe. You wouldn't know anything about that. Because you are watching Easter Eve. But that is not without its own pleasure. This episode is dedicated to all you women who watch. I will be here to await you, including my fine wine, my pleasurable garden of secrets. But oh, well, perhaps I will see you again one day. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to episode eight of Geekscape. I'm here with my friend Steve Sol. Introduce yourself to everybody and talk about how we know each other. We met five years ago, six years ago. What's coming up on six, five and a half years ago, first day. First day, Columbia Film School. At Columbia Shithold University Film School. Now, please keep in mind that my experience is probably the only crap. You venomous son of a bitch. What are you doing on my show? I had more positive experiences at Columbia University's Film School. No, I had a very positive experience. That's what you did. It was positive. How dare you? Now, I remember you as the older guy in the program, because I came fresh out of undergrad. And I was all ready to start doing film and get excited for grad school. And you didn't go straight out of undergrad to film. What did you do? I worked in finance for like six years. And for four of those years, I was an oil trader at the commodities exchange. I was one of those guys that screamed for a living. I was one of those guys that was like a funny-looking jacket and hand signals and all that. How does that work? Because we've seen it. We saw it in the Kevin Bacon movie, where he's like working on Wall Street. What is that movie? Quicksilver. Now, did you see Quicksilver going to that? That's exactly what happened. You were like, what am I going to do after college? I want that long feathered body wave hair that he had in terms of wealth. He lost out on that one. Trading places? Is that what got you to do, stocks? No, it was just filthy greed. It was greed, it was total greed. It was just being, you know, a total-- So how does that work? Because everyone in my audience, who doesn't have your experience, which is everyone, thinks of you guys as just the people that they see on like a-- With a guy's a star, with a guy's a star, with a guy's a star. Like, how do you retards get anything done? How does anybody hear you guys? It's actually very-- it's actually very efficient. It's what seems like-- Get out of here. It's totally efficient. It's like an Italian soccer game is what I think it is. No. It's totally efficient and like, it's very clear. So when you do the hand signals-- Yeah. People see you, they don't have to like-- How do you get the dudes' attention? Because you're usually making direct eye contact at the person. There's only like one of them, there's like a million to do. There's a couple of hundred. But usually, when you trade, you're trading with the guys that are right near you. You're not trading with guys that are way on the other side. Usually, it's guys like-- Are you competing with them directly for the attention? Sometimes you are. Sometimes you ever throw like an elbow to the face. Oh, you throw elbows. Elbows is some shoving. No way. Yeah, they're shoving, yeah. It's not very-- I never knew that. Yeah. I never knew that. Why can't you just do this stuff from like a computer or something? You can, you can. That's definitely the way it's going. And there's a lot of guys that are unhappy about that. Really, they like it. It's a sport, gets them well. Well, there's guys that haven't, they don't know, they don't even know how to do this, that don't even know how to surf the web. So it's like they're totally obsolete. That's sad. That is very sad. And so they will be out of a job. But you would be fine doing this. I had fun for a while. And then eventually, I was like, OK, this can't be what I'm doing. Right. You run out of Coke's time. It's not that. That's what Graham said. We will get to Graham. And the caterpillar on his lip very shortly. It's a point star mustache just got there. Graham's growing a mustache. And we will get to that. So you just said, listen, I can't keep doing this. I like to keep doing it. I like to do it. Yeah, and I was just doing a lot of photography on the side. I'm going to stop playing with this watch for sure. Greed. Yeah, it's just did a lot of photography on the side. And things kind of snowballed. And I applied to film school for like some moronic reason. And those-- No, I had a really good time. Yeah, I mean, it was fun with you because for the two years that I was in New York living, we would go out. And it was like night at the Roxbury. You couldn't have two more clueless dudes out in a New York nightlife. That's right. And I was from New York. And I was from New York. Let's talk about the blind leading the blind. And we're making fun of people. Yeah. But we're pathetic. Absolutely, I'm pathetic. What was the common thing when we would see somebody from the Persian mafia? Walk in. It was open. It was a bug light out. It was the bug light out. It was Sunday. Right, from the Super Bowl two Sundays ago, as of the airing of this show. Yeah, you'd always have this. Yo, what's up, dude? This place is dope. Check this out. You want to get a cosmopolitan. Serve it to the ladies like that. Yeah. You're always out of New York in LA, too, dude. You've seen this. You've seen this. I saw it. My first night, in case you're viewing this, I just moved here, what will be two weeks ago. This is not all our same Salino accent. Yeah. I will move here two weeks ago. I flew in. I moved here on my birthday, on my birthday. And my brother took me to dinner. He's living here. My brother took me to Dantanas. Okay. And it's nice. It's really nice. It's like an old school Italian restaurant, but it was definitely Persian mafia. A lot of Persian mob. They were looking at you a little with their toothpick in their mouth. You like my unbuttoned shirt? You like this? You like the sweater under my shirt? It's pure testosterone. It's absolutely. You know? I like it when they pound fish. You always saw money. Yeah, you do. What's up, money? G. What's up, dude? It's a phenomenon in the major cities. I'm just jealous because I'm not part of that group. Yeah. I'm not back here. And you're in an all cash business. Right. So speaking of cultural differences, we went to see one of the majorly revered films of the award season. Yes. Supposedly. Flags of Iwo Jima. Flags of Iwo Jima. Flags of Iwo Jima. Lettuce of Iwo Jima. Lettuce of Iwo Jima. Yeah. First of all, Flags of our fathers. Did you see Flags of our fathers? I did. Did you like it? That one I did like. Yeah. I liked it too. You're getting all of the attention? Yeah. Yeah. Woof. Woof. Guys, I know you saw the Golden Globes. Keep in mind that this movie won over Pan's Labyrinth, which a lot of you have seen in life. That's right. This movie won the best foreign language film. And it is boring as hell. Yeah. Beyond boring. Basically, somebody asked me, oh, how is Iwo Jima? I said, you know what? It's this huge payoff at the end. But he took so long to set the payoff up that by the time he got to the end, I was like, okay. Yeah. Can you turn that off, Graham? Just turn the heater. Getting clicks and stuff like that. It's okay if we freeze. That is. Other way. Other way. Yeah. Done. And so this movie is the Japanese preparing for Iwo Jima, and then you see the battle for Iwo Jima. And it's in black and white. I actually like the- It wasn't really black. It wasn't black and white. It was just desaturated. Really desaturated. Almost black and white. Yeah. And I liked the look of it. Yes. I liked it directly. It's boring as hell. It was really boring. It's one of these things where Eastwood at a point, I mean, you see all this stuff. Guys, trust me, this movie is boring. Is Eastwood at a point where they're just kind of giving them awards? Because I don't like any of this movies. I think where fathers was okay. The Hilary Swank movie I didn't see before that movie got a lot of attention for the one. That's my daughter! Where Sean Penn's yelling about it. That's my daughter! Oh, uh, Mystic River. Mystic River. Mystic River is- I think the movie is retarded. You know. It's okay. I thought- No, I mean- I don't know. I don't know what you've been. I liked it, but I mean, his first one, well not the first, I don't know what his first film he directed. Was it Unforgiven? No, Bridges of Madison County was the first one he did. Was that after Unforgiven? Bridges of Madison County was- I don't think it was- Gotta go to IMP. He didn't direct any of the "Any" which way you put loose movies? Maybe he did. Oh, Jesus. He didn't do any of the "Rangutan" movies? And he didn't do any dirty- Because I would watch that, but uh, I- Definitely a movie with a champ I'd watch. And I like the guy as a filmmaker. I just don't think he- it's this much- I mean, I just don't think this much praise is warranted. I didn't- I didn't get it. How has he's built up such a reputation? I wouldn't have so many relationships that he's been there for half a century. There were certain aspects of the film, if you look at it, like wow, this is a really well-done film. But then- Technically, it's impressive. Technically, it's very impressive. But then it's so drawn out that, oh, by the time battle begins, that was like what? 40 minutes? Right. It was like 40 minutes of screen time of just Japanese guys angsting over digging trenches and writing letters. And it's like- Basically. Exactly. And then I said that where you could have done that in like 15, 12- What's that? Okay. And they're angsting and they're talking and they're angsting and then they're like, oh my God. And I can't believe we're gonna go to war. We're gonna get screwed on this island. And- Because I invited- My buddy Mark. I invited Graham, Laura. And throughout the movie, several times during the movie, I go like this. And look down the row at anyone else's reaction. And all I get is- Yeah. Yeah. And I watch a couple of times. Now, I think I checked my watch out five times. I was like, okay. I was like, I was like, when's the first act over? Right. It was never over. Yeah. One of our friends was like, you know what? I thought that it was a slow build to the battles and then the battles are gonna be awesome. It got more boring. Yeah. The battles were not. Yeah. I don't know. It's a bad thing when you have a scene where a bunch of Japanese people to preserve their honor instead of surrendering to the U.S. and allied forces. Take grenades. There's a scene where the main character witnesses everyone in his order to follow suit. But they take the grenades, they pull the pin, they smack them against their heads, and they hold them to their chest until they explode. And it's a really bad thing when the audience is watching that scene and everyone's killing themselves and you're like, lucky, cause you want to kill yourself. I wanted to have a grenade at that point. Why did they smack them on their head? The problem. Yeah, but you pull the pin isn't supposed to go. It's got to hit like a trigger or something. You can't just pull the pin in it. The pin is a safety. The pin is a safety. Yeah. I thought you pulled a pin in it. No, no. The grams played a lot of halo. He knows. He knows. He knows. Right? Right? Halo does it, right? I can add it here. Future grenades. Oh, I think this movie could have been a lot better if like in the middle of the battle we get these dramatic scenes. All of a sudden you hear this. And they're like, look to the ocean. She's mothra. No! This giant beetle just comes up and starts eating people, maybe a lizard. And then the dialogue falls out of sync. Like their mouths move and you can hear the dialogue and then you can hear their mouths move. Yeah. Right. What I said was very culturally. It's very uncensored. Very on pieces. I don't think. I don't think it's all on pieces. You know what I mean? It's authentic, baby. You hear it? You're reaching? Mm-hmm. He's like, that's the way Japanese people made their movies. Yeah. I would love to see a new Godzilla movie. But it's just a part. He's going to do a-- So it's what's going to do? What? He's going to do another foreign film. And he said this time either in Hungarian or Lithuanian. I'm not kidding. I saw an interview and that's what he said. Graham goes, Graham just goes, F-U-D-Hairy. Yeah, I'm not lucky today. Punk. I think it's the way to say it. It doesn't count coming from a white dude. Do you know that? It doesn't count. Um, I don't know. Maybe I need to see U of G again. But I would definitely-- No. I would definitely need like a couple of lines of-- Why would you say that? I would probably need like five lines of blow to stay away from a white dude. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Steve. Not on our show. No. Not on our show. So there's a couple bits of news in the film world. Yes. Are you a fan of Mark Romanic? He did one hour photo. Yes. Did you see that? No. It's creepy. The Robin Lane is one. The Robin Lane is one. He's done a ton of really good music videos. Yeah. He just signed on to direct The Wolf Man with Benichel Toro, which is like minimum makeup. For Universal. He's a big dude. Benichel Toro is? He's really-- Really? He's like six, three. I saw him, but he's freaky looking. I saw Brian Singer today at Disney. I was eating lunch. He was over there. That's all I can say. Yeah. But he's a small guy. Benichel Toro's a huge guy. Yeah. So I'm walking down the street when I'm in the city once in Manhattan. Excuse me. I can't say the city in-- What if you were in the subway and you saw him? You'd probably think you'd live there. Yeah. I'd be scared. You know what's crazy with the makeup for The Wolf Man? When he does his transformation, he may actually get smaller from what you're telling me. He may actually show his huge mane of hair. Really? Yeah. Exactly. No makeup. Like twigs and sticks in it. Yeah. And that face. I am hungry. So he spits out the shells. So yeah. Mark Romanik. I'm interested because I actually really like his stuff. I think one hour photo is an interesting movie. It has some really good builds and as a director, you appreciate that kind of stuff. And all you guys going to film school, watch it. There's stuff going on there. Film school. You know what I mean? Like there's stuff going on there as a director. Get the hell out of here. You jaded son of a bitch. Don't you bring down my show. The only way to bring it back and talk about a comic movie, Iron Man? Dude. That's where I'm at. Let me tell you. That's where you know-- Let's talk about this movie. Let's talk about this movie. It's got Gwyneth Paltrow in it. Is she Iron Man? No. No. She's Robotities. That's one for our show. People are like, when are you going to say Robotities? There you go. Gwyneth Paltrow is Robotities. No, it's got-- what's his name? The dude is always on drug problems. That narrows-- Robert Downey Jinger. No. Okay. That drug problem. Robert Downey Jinger. Terrence Howard. And now Jeff Bridges, isn't it? Terrence Howard is the brother from Hustle and Flo. Yeah. The brother. Yeah. That's right. He's in it. And now it's just like another really good actor. Jeff Bridges, isn't it? I'm excited about it. We can talk about Iron Man almost every week and how much better that is getting. Who's directing? Directing is John Fabro. Really? You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that. Fabro's directing. He made Al-- Elph. Elph. Excuse me. Yeah. You in a minute? Swingers, Elph. Iron Man. No, no, no. I see the trajectory. Zathura. Was after Elph. Zathura. The one with Tim Robbins is the dad and the little kid. It's kind of a emoji. Oh, is that any-- It's got a nade. Yeah. And he did mate. Yeah. You know what I like? All right. That's cool. That's cool if you just want to be negative. Yeah. What kind of movies do you like? Oh, you know what I like. You know it's in my DVD collection. Okay. Every Michael Mann movie. Every Michael Mann movie. Man's man, right? No, no, no, no. You get out of here, Graham. It's okay. Steve doesn't have to grow mustache to feel manly. That's right. All right. Except for Miami. Except for Miami vise. Oh. Oh. I was just saying off-line. Graham thought I was making a pun. No. No. Not that Miami vise, obviously. No. What are the movies that we always talked about we were going to be making when we got our films cool? Oh, you mean the same titties and guns, baby? Fast cars. Fast cars, titties and guns. That's right. You know? Big titties. Big guns. Fast cars. Right. The car pulls to a stop. It's going to be like a scene in every one of our movies. Fast car. Cops don't even try because they know they can't catch it. Stuff. Kick the door open. Woman steps out. Then you kick into the slow-mo. That's right. You do a ramp. You do a ramp up. You do a speed ramp. Yeah. No. You ramp the camera up. Yeah, ramp up. That's right. During the bounce. The bounce and the bullets. Game movies we're going to be bringing you, Steve and I. Man. See a stingray. See a stingray. Action movies. Action movies. And guys with wax. Graham and I, I can mention this, but now everybody's going to be like, we need you guys going to finish this. Writing this. Graham and I want to write a police movie, like an action movie, but you can't actually do any police references. You can't actually do any research. You can't like do write-alongs or actual things that go into screenwriting when you are writing about police. So you just have to take all from other police movies? Yeah. You can only watch police movies. In law and order. And you can't watch any police movies that were released in the theaters. You can only watch police or cop and action movies that were straight to video. And that's the only research that Graham and I do. And every page has to have a one-line, right? Is that cool? Every page. I thought of that. I thought of that today. No, you're not cool with that? No, just stop telling me. All right. All right. Oh, okay. Oh, giving away too much. Yeah. And we're going to call it L.A. streets. Shut the fuck up, dude. Dude, you're giving away all the press. You're giving away all the press. You're giving away the best stuff. Seriously. I wish I could go on a detail. Oh, my God. Every development guy, every development guy at your employer is salivating. Oh, my God. I'm still that idea. Screw that guy. Screw that runner. It's perfect. That is news, my friend. That is news. Dude, this is how out of it. This is how ungeek. Because Steve is a man's man because Valentine's Day. Oh. And Steve is a man's man. So I thought I'd bring you guys what a real man is. You guys want to talk about how to get, you know, a little fun on Valentine's Day, how to get romantic? That's not me. Dude, I'm trying to plug you. All right. Whoa. That does not sound good. You're trying to slug me? Listen. That sounds bad. I'll talk to you later. Steve is so not geeky that he goes, dude, what comic book movies are coming out this summer? Yeah. That's how bad I am. And so I was like, Spider-Man 3, dude. That I knew about Spider-Man. I knew about Spider-Man. It's a good stuff. Harry Potter 5. Okay. That's not a comic book. I know. But you know what I'm saying? The geek stuff. The geek stuff. Yeah. Fantastic 4-2. Fantastic 4-2. They have a design. You know who Dr. Doom is? Yes. I do. Who's Dr. Doom? I can describe it. Who's Dr. Doom? We're going to do this to you, Steve. Who is Dr. Doom? For the thousands of listeners and viewers, Steve, I'm not going to be able to confirm. Who is Dr. Doom? I don't know. Just remember you can beat all of them up. Just remember you can beat them all up. Right. Yeah. Anybody who watches Michael Mamoo's can beat up all of the viewers. Is that it? Yeah. Who is Dr. Doom? I don't know. Who is the, who is he the enemy of? I don't know. Something about Fantastic 4. Yeah. The Fantastic 4. I'm going to put on the screen a picture of Fantastic 4. A picture of Dr. Doom from the- I was going to say James Bond, but that's Dr. No. No. Yeah. Yeah, they released a picture of his design in the second film and I am actually okay with it. It looks like Dr. Doom. Not like the first movie where Dr. Doom was eating in the diner with the thing which is ridiculous. Dr. Doom does not eat in a diner. Sounds totally cool with that with two guys eating in a diner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I think we're talking about dating. No, no, no. If the two of them were talking about dating. If Dr. Doom turns to the thing and goes, "Just got to let you know. If I'm pinned and it's between you and one of my guys," you're going down, brother. That's right. Just right out of heat. Right out of the heat. Yeah. That's absolutely it. What are your favorite scenes? In that film? No. The bank job is the best part. Okay. Okay. I saw it once. It is all right. Yeah. You've lost a lot of it. Are you growing up? I am. I've never passed. Black rain. Oh. You like that movie? I remember saying black rain. You saw black rain in the theater? I saw it in the theater. With Michael Douglas. I saw it with my dad. Andy Garcia. Yeah. Wow. I was on a college tour. That's the man. I was on a college tour. Oh. I was on my college. I was looking at colleges. You know what? When I first went to Penn. That's how old I am. The summer that I went to Penn, that first night you don't know anybody there. You don't know the city. So you go see a movie. You go see a movie. No. I was with my dad. We went to see Air Force One. Oh. The movie with the hair support. With the hair support. Get off my plane. Yeah. Gary Oldman. That was my... That was kind of my orientation movie. Okay. You know. Okay. And that orientation was gay. If that movie at least. Which is gay? The movie is okay. The movie is okay. Air Force One. Black rain is on my shelf, dude. Ridley Scott. Black rain is on my shelf. It is. Yeah. Not Laura's shelf. Because we are Laura's. That's right. My shelf. I keep my shelf. All the gauntlet movies are on my shelf. But they're making their way over to Laura's. Gravitating. Laura's about to grab Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. Guys. Can I just tell you something? What is this? This is called Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. There's a sequel. And in the sequel is David Carradine. Oh my goodness. This is a great film. Never too young to dodge. Check out John Stamos. Dude. You want a man's movie? Let me just interrupt the program. You want a man's movie? One spot. There's no other man's movie than never too young to die. John Stamos plays a college student whose father is an international spy. Played by the only dude who played James Bond once. Oh. Use the microphone. No. Use the microphone. Not Timothy Dalton. Oh. He's in here. George Lazzaby. Right. Thank you, Graham. George Lazzaby. Right. Look, George Lazzaby plays John Stamos' dad. And he's killed by Gene Simmons, who's a transvestite trying to poison the L.A. water supply. So he's held at hostage. And John Stamos and vanity have to have to have to stop. Oh, is that who this is? It's vanity. It's vanity, dude. Prince's ex. Who's the print? Who's the producer on here? I don't know. The Paul family. Hank Paul, Dorothy, Costa Paul, and Stephen Paul. You ruined us. You put all the movie to the Stamos. That was a classic in an early episode of the Stamos movie. The story is by the Paul family. It was written by the Paul family. Oh, dude. They found a movie. But they hacked out the director. They found a mark. They found a mark. We got to find it. We got to have a night with never-tearing today. No gauntlet. That and to live and die in L.A. This in Whistle Lost Kingdom. Whistle Lost Kingdom is a fantastic movie. So that's what a gauntlet is. It's where you get some of your friends and all night you watch some of the worst movies ever and whoever's still alive by the end has arrived. I mean, dude, you think letters of Iwo Jima's kind of like a gauntlet? Yeah. Three hours of wanting to kill yourself. Three hours of just wanting it to be. That and shortcuts. Move that and bring the shortcuts back to back. So. I shouldn't make fun. Robin Almond died. Yeah. That's probably not cool. So we got to the movie news. But because it's Valentine's... That's right. Valentine's... Valentine's... Valentine's talk about... How many women actually tuned into this show? Loose term. Loose term. Loose term. You're going by female gendered people turn into this show. Tune into this show. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the demographic. I mean, we can go on the profiles on the website and see how many have signed up. Yeah. But that's not the same as subscriptions. All I know is that a lot of them, because we just started these forums, if you guys go to geekscaped.net, there are forums now. And one of the subjects in the forums, one of the most active forums, is dating. Geeks and dating. Yes. Geeks date too, my friend. Me? Hell yeah. My girlfriend's wearing a shirt called... It says I love my geek right now. So geeks get it. They get it online, baby. One of the things that is starting up, it's been going on for about the last 10 years, and it's really big now is the online dating thing. It's been big for a while. I mean, it's gotten... It's basically... It's been relationships. What? I've been in relationships. I don't do online dating. Yeah. What is that all about? I missed online dating. I missed it. Yeah. You missed... Yeah, I don't even do it. You missed the humiliation of online dating. Humiliation of online dating. Steve? Totally. You've done online dating. Two months. What are the sites that you use for online dating? How can someone in our audience be like, "I'll show you female," pulls off their mustache, like, "It's online. I'm fighting you, Steve. I'm fighting you, Steve." I took my profile down. You took it down? I took it down. With my moving to LA, I was like, "All right, I'll take it down for now. I'll put it back up, but eventually." In LA. Maybe. Well, the first site I was on, his first site I was on was Match. Match.com. Match.com. Match.com. Match.com. Which is like the biggest. I think it's the biggest. What was your success? Okay. Now, Graham's calling it a crock of shit. I've never tried Match.com. The opinions are not. Yeah. The official opinions of the show. All I know is Graham is on Match.com, but with that mustache, he's gonna be on it for a long time. That's all I'm saying. Come show people the mustache. Look at Graham with a mustache. It's lasting about two hours. I did it just to get a laugh out of John. It's hilarious. It's actually making me feel really uncomfortable. He looks like Dateline. Totally a porn mustache. You look like Dateline to catch a predator. It's a little joke. I'm gonna go hang out with my friend Chris Hanson later. Let me touch it. It's so perverted. We need to get you an ice cream cone. Just be like, "I worked for your dad." That and some ribs. "I worked for your dad. I'm supposed to take you home." Graham just hangs out looking for the kid with his name on his shirt. "Josh, I work with your dad. How's it going?" I found some Jolly Ranchers in my pocket. Yeah. This is my van. That and a lobster bid. Get that thing off your face. Great. Right now? No. No. Maybe. I don't know. After you come back from the casting session. Match.com. What is the weirdest shit that's having you on match.com? Well match didn't work out. Match was a scratch. You are a helpless pathetic. It was really like you are a loser. You have no messages. And I moved off of that and then like, and feel free to get on the forums everybody. Yeah. And share your experience. Yeah. And feel free to say that I'm a loser and whatever you need to do. And then it was on Nerve. Now what is this? Nerve.com. Which was a little hipper. I say that cautiously. And that was more artsy fartsy people and people like writers and people in film and you know. More and more like hipper like younger- Yeah. Yeah, a lot of Persian mob. Okay. Persian mob is so gonna kill me in my sleep. That was more, I guess, success rate in terms of going out and getting, you know, I mean, but the way I always looked at it, the way I always looked at it was going out on a first date online is not a first date. Because let's say you're, I don't know, let's say you meet somebody- Are you drinking your coffee now? Exactly. Let's say let's say you meet somebody wherever. I mean- Okay. Walk me through this, please. Let's say you meet somebody in a bookstore, whatever. Nobody meets in a bookstore because nobody reads anymore. But you meet somebody in a bookstore, you talk for 20 minutes, you get a number. There's like, there is a bit of chemistry. That's why you ask for the number. Right. On online dating, you go through like, you know, three rounds, three, four rounds of emailing. And then you go out on a date, but still not a date because where's the chemistry? There is none. So you have to establish it. Exactly. It's like, if you go out on one date with somebody from an online, from a website, and you go out on them and you go out a second time- Second date, that's a first date. Unless, you know, unless it's- It just works. Unless it's just works and it's like a total hookup and, you know. And what is- What was your success rate? How do you measure that? First date. Second date. Oh, I went on a lot of first dates. No said bear. A ton. It went on a lot of first dates and that it would fall right off. So it was like a black boom. That's success. Right. You got out there. You got out there. I got out there. But- You gave it a good try. I gave it a good college try. But I met a ton of people I knew that were online as well. They said the same thing. They went on a ton of first dates. Very, very few second dates. No, no, no, you- And very few times, you know, actually last past, you know, a few weeks. No, no, we won't throw any names out, none of that. But you told me of an experience you had recently where you went out and it just clicked. It totally clicked. And- But it ended up back at her place. Well, what happened was, I changed my profile because I knew I was moving to Los Angeles. Wear a wig and take a photo. What's that? Like wear a wig and then take a photo. Exactly. And then you show up and they look nothing. How many of the girls looked like looked like? Most of them were pretty- We're pretty dead on it. Oh, pretty accurate. That would be my worry. Because I knew a guy. Yeah. Back in high school. And when I was in college, I would go back to Austin over breaks and stuff and hang out with him. He met a girl in Mississippi who was like, "Come meet me." And he was like, "Okay." And he drove all the way to Mississippi. From where? From Texas. Okay. And so when he gets- Yeah, totally desperate. And when he gets there, she's like, "Okay. Here's my address. Just call me." And so he calls her to get the address. Well, he's like, "Hey, I just pulled into town. What's up?" And she goes, "Listen, we need to talk." Once he's already in there- Oh, God. Oh, once he's already driven to Mississippi. Oh, God. Because that picture is a friend of mine. He shows up. This girl looks like a house party. She's huge. Oh, my God. I would have- As soon as they got that phone call, forget about it, burn rubber, go home. He brought her back to Texas. Oh. What? Cute. We barely saw him again. Huge. Alright. Disturbing. Sometimes it works. Boy, that's chemistry. I don't have any of that. Sometimes it works better. I didn't drive a thousand off for a date. So you told me, this is what you told me. You said that this thing clicked. Like you guys clicked. Right. Well, it's what happened. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow NSA that's what sets out Well, it definitely now is the population because they're all the women are gonna read that I'm gonna go I don't want to I'm not gonna hang on with this guy This guy's gone in five weeks the ones who do are the ones who just like pretty much if you're gonna if they read that profile They email with you. They know you're leaving. They know your plan and they still agree to meet you for a date for a drink Nice, okay, you know, okay. You're you're more than halfway there, right Laura. Would you say that? Yeah? Yeah, so what happens so that's so so you said dude like the next morning you you woke up at her place That's exactly right. I went it was three it was three rounds of drinks and a cheese plate later Yeah, your viewers are gonna vomit now It was not velve to which is probably what you guys are used to do having like wholesale way of playing freakin halo How dare you how dare you come in here and insult my audience? I love these little people I love all of you Love them. You wouldn't refer to them as little. I love all you little people in Muffin you big guys too Now now what you told me what you're turning towards me very no no no you're getting very comfortable. It's okay. It's okay Just let yourself just let yourself accept it Please let yourself go Valentine's episode. Yeah, so what what you said was like dude Jonathan after that night Everything worked because I read it. You realize that you had been on some other first days Yeah, where the similar situation could have happened, but you read them wrong exactly so sometimes maybe It could have worked absolutely what is your shirt saying that is where the microphone is So so some of the times you just misread them yeah online total misread like went out you could have gotten the Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what that is could have been doing the walk of shame Conscious is where I like it. Yeah, okay. No, you know Did you mind sweetie if we talk about that dude who took you out to Malibu? Okay, do you want to be on camera or not? You don't know Do you want to be like cuz here's the thing before Laura met me? What was the website you were on hand of the microphone? Go ahead. What was the the website you were on matchmaker.com? I'll put I'll just put your picture on the screen. Okay, so matchmaker.com and in Were a lot of the guys like they said they were in the picture? Yeah for the most part I mean I I went out with a guy for like a year that I met on matchmaker.com I hate him and I found like one of my everything he rivers One of my best friends I we met we went on a coffee date and decided that we Clicked but not romantically and became a fantastic friend. Sorry not enough like me But there was one that didn't have a picture that I still replied to didn't have a picture Which if you date online, you know is the cardinal like the rule If there's no if they're not putting up a picture, there's a reason you're gonna end up with like Eric Stoltz in the mask Yeah, if you're lucky so so what what happened with this guy when it's a rocky dentist what happened I could have made my way to Sam Yeah, this guy who showed up. What was he driving? What was his own? Well, you could pick things matchmaker.com tried to be like kind of funny hip So you could you could pick you had some multiple choice ways to describe yourself and then like essay stuff So you could say this is very valuable information You know you could say that you know what kind of shape you're in this guy said that he was fit He said he was over six feet tall. He said he was Greek and Italian So what was he? He was witty on Emails back and forth and we talked on the phone. He had good voice We were gonna go out to dinner. I was excited. I bought a new outfit Hadn't picked me up not at home like somewhere else um And he's like I'll be driving a black Porsche and I'm like whoo right on there. We did what's he got? He's driving a black Porsche but he's like he's like five seven he's five seven and I'm pretty not sure. I'm pretty sure that Persia is not Italian in Greek Like I don't think they're all mixed up together. So he was Persian. He was short. He was nothing else for his people No, I think as Persian people just don't miss represent yourself. Just don't miss represent So yeah, he was short, chubby Persian guy with a nice car and I It's it's just my it's my Catholic upbringing I should have just turned and said no and not you want to be nice But I was like, you know what Sean you got cocky, and you got vain and so You gotta go out. I thought it was hot and you're all stoked and now you have to go. I don't drive a Porsche. No So I went on a date with him, but he didn't take you around the corner, baby He took you to Malibu. He took me to Malibu when we got on the freeway That's what I was concerned cuz nobody really knew where I was right and then he started He turned the music on what what did he play? Creed, okay, and he was singing out loud. That's me throw the door open and just take your Thinking out loud. Just take your chance of the pay that roll out Cab any run any like it will tuck and roll. Thank you. Okay. Roll take it roll. Try and stay on the on the line In a place, but what was the conversation like was it good? It was the conversation at least good. No the conversation was He he brought up the topic that if you were going to be killed tomorrow, and you had one last meal What was your final meal be start with libation? appetizer Salad for couple entree, you know first course second course dessert like what would you want and? Then he proceeded to answer his own question. He talked for a really really long about what he would eat before he died Yeah, did that freak you the hell out? Then he started Is when he then starts ordering Yeah, it was bad and then I was like, it's not good So so our our audience should not do that when they do they don't take a girl out and ask her what she would want to eat on The last day that she is alive No, yeah, she's plate guys Then I just kind of was like let take me home like I need to get home I didn't know we were gonna be so far out. I need to get back right um and he wouldn't take you home well now so we got on the road and we started driving back down to LA and He was singing all the way No yawning and then oh And then I was like, you know, I just have to say it, you know, I can't even call him Joe I mean, I don't even remember his name. I was like we don't you know It's been really nice But you know, I don't really feel like chemistry and I thought I should maybe hold off on this Conversation till I was safely like within like walking distance to my house If I had to jump out you don't want to anger him right, but I was and I was on the PCH and it was so far from home And I I said, you know, I just am I'm just not feeling it This is you know, and he's like oh you're crazy I think we have such great chemistry And everything's great and you can't believe how long how well we get along bla bla bla bla and I'm I am Right. Hey, thanks for a wonderful evening, but he touched your knee. Did you notice that some of those fingers were missing? Cuz you was a bombing He goes see you later, baby, and another thing stay away from dint and Fairfax No, he actually crossed this he actually crossed this and members of the Japanese yakuza Don't do this so where did he take you did he take you home? No Where he likes to write he said he wanted to take me to a place where he likes to go when he writes This is your Valentine's Day special guys So he's turned what you got because you could end up with this and he turned off PCH And he started driving up into the yeah at that point Did you think you were going to die? I thought I was in some deep trouble right? Yeah, I can roll deep treble the coyotes you roll, but I've thrown down before and been in bar fights I know that much I was ready to you've got with me break with nose if I had to That's right. You have to put my key between my Drove us to a lookout and was like come on get out come look at the view It's really pretty and I'm like that looks great in the car everything's fine I know no come out of car. He's like it won't it won't stop sound like fine I'll get out of the car and then we proceed to like play like chase around the car he's like come here you be kids I was like, you know, and I think I thought I think I got angry at that point and then I was just like You know Stop it. This is over get me home now like and then that's kind of when he realized it We got back in the car. He kept singing And he took me to where he picked me up and he dropped me off Wait before you leave. This is the box. I keep my hair and teeth in Tonight when I lay under my blanket made of human skin. I will think of you. It was gross. That is scary Now no, but but our first date was that that's scary. I Don't really talk about well. Yeah, you got really drunk. You were like loser and just started throwing back I wouldn't be here if she hadn't started throwing back, but what do we really start talking about? Horror movies horror movies She started talking about how much he loved Halloween movies. Yeah, and you are you had almost lived one. Yeah, thanks, baby Absolutely. Thank you Happy about thank you for not getting killed That's wrong. You would be able to be here wearing your I love my geek shirt that they are all saying And thank you. Is that my Valentine's Day gift? What is it? What is it? Let's see what it is. It's poorly wrapped. I don't know what it is Like I'm opening this. Oh, hold this microphone Steve That's seven opposite listen to Steve is that seven up. That's how cool I am look It is a Mario one-up mushroom, and it's a sweatshirt. Let's thank you gorgeous Because I wear that one sweatshirt all the time. Thank you looks nice Many hate comic-con. It's gonna get me some three-way. No What is this? Oh sweet a little arcade game with nerds, which is roughly appropriate Thank you for you. Thank you. Happy Valentine's Day. She wants a kiss But do you want to come on camera and give me a kiss just lean in real fast. I'm gonna back away. Thanks, sweetie So back to our episode that is the world of online dating Graham We would talk about online dating, but you can't get to the first date stage It's just a mustache dude shave your head look at this. It works, baby. Yeah, totally telling you cheese platters You hate me right now, don't you he just writes on his notebook? I did have one bit very bad first That was you had one very bad first date. What was that regarding? It was a woman was challenging me on film in terms of like Like telling me that she thought wedding crashers was really dumb in terms of it should have did the whole movie should have been two Hours of crashing weddings like just them that would have been boring. No, not at all And that's why I tried to convince I tried to convince her up I said that would have been really boring because no it would have been awesome I'm like well, where's the movie going? She goes doesn't have to go anywhere You know one of my tactics for people who you want to get into relationships because that's the only advice I can do is On most first early early dates Wear daredevil boxers. That's what I do and it's kind of a litmus test when you get to that point where she's what seeing your boxers You got to know If she's cool or not by wearing your dare double boxers and if she runs, dude, you didn't want her anyway, but if she stays That's that's key right there. She's daredevil. Maybe maybe baby This will be part of my artillery for the nice girl litmus test. No, I don't think so. I have my litmus test though Yeah, baby. I have I have a spidey paintings. I had litmus tests though, right? Yeah, I left the movie I made in college Within like two weeks and I left the country in Mexico But I got you in the comics I got you in the stuff Speaking comics a couple things The boys that come work that we've been reading Garth Dennis does about a team of like operatives who Kick ass you were telling me a story. You told me this story story She challenged you to movies. I just said I just said why was annoying Yeah, I said it was just really annoying and this was this like little Harvard educated while she thought she was brilliant and Not that Harvard is so bad. It's fine. It's okay. It's an okay school It's fine, but she thought you know because she went to Harvard. She was a genius and It was just oh you could be two hours of wedding grab like where's it going? Every movie has to go somewhere That's in a VJ. No, it does now. It does it does VJ is gonna make the kind of movies that are really artsy and he takes the film and he puts it in his bathtub And then just takes the dump all over it like rubs it together with his blood Comar go to go to like castle has a point you know open these for me, baby Yeah, you're getting one. So anyway, comic this comic the boys about Like if superheroes exist, how do you keep them from taking out collateral damage people and so with that? It's a super it's a team of regular humans who just kick superhero's asses You know they gather they gather dirt on them and they use them to blackmail him to keep the superheroes in check So it's like Courtney Cox's show. It's like dirt, right? It's like period on FX. Have you seen that? I tried to watch it terrible Terrible is I don't know. I'll tell you what like Courtney Cox has a new show. No, I don't want to see it The real housewives of Orange County is terrible that dirt is Is below Real high so so it is as you can say the boys is like the dirt with superheroes. It's so bad. It's beyond bad These Valentine's it's like but it's like an arkett production that movie that show is he in it too? Why he's a producer or write or something on some somebody's in there this Well, I'm getting Valentine peeps all over myself So so this this book was is violent and had like oral sex in it It had like people's heads getting exploded people getting killed and it was over at DC One of the DC publishers had it and they stopped being able to publish it and drop the book It's been picked up by dynamite entertainment. It's a publisher that does a lot of license books a lot of film licenses and things like that those of common book versions of those properties and I'm excited to start reading it because I love the first issue the next four issues We're totally boring in the sixth one finally picked it up again, and I would continue to read it Stephen King the dark tower you guys read the dark tower book. I know there are people out there who read the dark tower, right? I Can't touch these peeps because I'm gonna pick up a comic book remember guys clean your hands the dark tower it's got Peter David he did like a 10 year plus run on the Hulk and He's doing the writing. It's a prequel to the dark tower book Books, which is like Stephen King's magnum opus. Did you read any Stephen King? What do you read do you read books? Yeah, what do you do? What do you read? Stock no no no no no no John Grisham no man's man's man. Are you man's man stuff? I've read one John Grisham book I read the first book he wrote the firm. Uh-huh that was it. No man's man No man's man Oh, it's not me a story bitch I try to remember the last thing I read I don't read much I just moved to LA so I have to I stopped reading there's no point reading no no point reading in LA There's no point reading and I like is what are we gonna write a script or at least I read the dialogue. Yeah We've got no dear hunter F. H. M. And stuff all right. Yeah details So I I have not read a whole lot of Stephen King books. I've definitely not read any of the dark tower books But I did pick up this because it's a prequel I figured if it's a prequel to the books that are already out I can always read those later and I'm safe reading these because there's no spoilers, right? So I picked it up because Peter David's a pretty good writer and J. Lee's artwork is great Richard Asinov's coloring is amazing. I'm flashing pictures of it up on the screen for you guys and I'm not totally sold. I think they're kind of writing the fence between being a comic book and really being You know, I think comic books are the highest piece of art form, but to appeal to wider audiences Which is what this book needs to be it has to really sell to the people who love the book So it has to have a bit of that novelization in it Absolutely, so it's getting away from the it's sort of right in the fence between novel Asian comics, and I will continue to get it for the artwork But some of it was just sort of boring to me So I'm sorry Maybe you guys are fans of Stephen King in the dark tower series you guys will like it But for myself didn't totally do it for me boring boring like incredible Hulk the movie born dude That Hulk movie was ass You did see that yeah, so sometimes I tried to watch it I tried to watch me. What are the common movies that you watch not a lot, but that one Yeah, do you see Supergirl you like that one cuz I was a babe in it. No, I did not see terrible dude terrible But I did see tank girl Dude tank girl was a comic book it was a comic book it was a comic book Laurie Petty and iced tea is a kangaroo thing You liked that Laura liked it, you know, she's got a bit of tank girl in her every night she has a bit of me but You're like a Catskill comedian is One of the Catskills this their mountains up in New York and upstate New York. That's where I dirty dancing pigs place. That's right so anyway Is that the wine I don't even know what we're talking about But he said something about the Hulk right you did see it. Yeah, and what did you think of it? Why did you go see it the first time I didn't go see it. I watch on television Okay, I'm cable. No, dude. I went there opening night. I see these common movies opening night ghost writer I'm there. I know it's not gonna be good, but I'm there. It's definitely not gonna I have to see what these people are doing to my childhood. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like maybe I'll show up and my you know what it's like you've had friends for your childhood that you get reunited with like 15 20 years later You want to see if they're those seeing people that you remember? That's right that they still have hints of that childhood That is what kind of movies are for me Steven They are those movies It's like I want to see if this is the one if this is the Bruce Banner and the Hulk that I know as a kid And when I show up and those people have changed I Hate him now You know I grew up watching the Hulk on TV the Hulk on TV. Yes, what is your elbow saying now today right now? What is your elbow saying? Watching the whole hip hop with the mic you grow up watching no my D you grow up watching Dr. David Banner not Bruce Banner, right, but Dr. David Banner that shows better than the movie by far absolutely You wouldn't like me when I heard why did you see? Yeah, I mean is that the line? You wouldn't like me when I was angry and they threw the line into the movie The actor who played David Banner a Bill Bigsy and not only go but but but Brian Singer and Hugh Jackman I've been trying to do a Bill Bigsy Biography movie Because his life was pretty interesting. Yeah, he was a very I don't I don't know much about the guy But I know he came out of the closet was he was he one of those stories where the dude? I don't know Yeah And he lived like was he like a troubled life type thing? I think he was I think he was You know what you need you need a third person on this show to be off camera Doing like research we don't need that we don't need that all right. It's enough. That's enough enough out of you I actually did see another con con so what did people are slurry flint total comp We're passing the building the other day fun publications on Wilshire. That's right. That's what that's where you get that's where you get to work Over I need you to put this in your body This is my friend. I know he's a donkey But he likes doing photo shoots too. Yeah, I don't know what your mind my gold wheeled here What did that was a good movie though people first liar flint. Yeah, great milish woman milish woman one of our teachers His producer was one. Oh my god Hasman is bizarre really he's he's one of our producers. He produced. Ah, he produces a lot of milish for me What he was one of our teachers is what you say that's that's him everything is whoa Yeah, I had a pistol. I mean he was every story given with guns. He owns Buffalo. Yeah now. He is a man's man You're nothing. Oh, he is a real man's man. He does a cross-country Like Harley ride every summer with like Jim Carrey and people like that cuz he's like he's still going a sturges Right. Yeah, he's yeah, he's producing some big movies totally Okay, I got every story with him involves guns or whores Wow, I didn't get to know him that much. Yeah, but oh take one of his producing classes It was always like he's like and I walked into this place out of 45 and threw it on the bar and I pissed on the floor And I got a whore for free No, no no no Steve people do email me knowing that I went to film school. Yes younger people in high school in college undergrad the email me asking if film school is worth it I think it really depends on what your situation is. I'm sorry teller going in What were your what advice would you give somebody ask you if you film school yes or no It just as you said it depends on where you come from what you're looking for What what have you done already like if you're the type of person that's already made shorts and has written feature-length scripts like more than two That are good though better good story that are good. You I don't know why you would go to film school I mean you're better off just packing your bags and moving LA and trying to do your thing here and trying to get an agent but You know if you're still if you're sort of at the nascent stage of things I would say it's I would say it's a good move I mean I'm not Well, he shall rename when remain name was right but a producer that you and I met who? was From through the Coca-Cola thing right right right right he He proceeded and he was surrounded by people who were in film school had been in film school He proceeded to trash film school right like another big waste of time another Harvard asshole. He's a Harvard asshole It's not a waste. I don't think that's what he I don't always at any time now, you know when I went off back Columbia in the beginning I was just because I mean there's a lot of politics I mean this is a lot of politics there and that's one of the things you have to avoid in film school You're gonna get that in there. Yeah, and absolutely want to To get you're gonna get all sorts of different you were so like who's just clown drinking no no You're gonna get a bunch of people in their agendas You just have to find what works for you. You can't take in everything you got a stick to your gun No, I think the biggest thing the biggest thing I tell anybody who like starts film school or is just starting a fan Or even any any graduate program because graduate school is vocational school It's really what it is right is don't try to impress the department or the chairman and that's what I became I'm happy find one two three tops Instructors who you really really like who who like what you're trying to do and help you and who appreciate with the direction you're going in That's it. I mean, I mean, you know I'm obviously the workshop experience is really important bring it in pages bringing in your video bringing in your exercises, whatever you're doing That's really important. That's it the rest is I wash bullshit because Yeah, I was I didn't find those teachers till my second year the first year. I was just floating I remember and I lost track of who I was. Yeah, I walked in being like I want to make space alien movies. I Remember I was thinking about this story the other day I've I've forgotten who your instructor was and you brought in pages for something. It was a superhero's trip, right and Because I love superheroes and People read it and read it as a comedy and we're making fun of it Yeah, I didn't get it and the instructor wasn't helping out at all and I was like dudes Yeah, and then guess what happens? Spider-man came out who's laughing now bitches Yeah, but you don't have anything to do with spider-man I know but but the mentality has changed. You don't have a piece. That was pre that was pre spider-man You know, I mean like people were like dude a comic movie ha ha ha and then and the rest of the class that you were in We're bringing in scripts about like, you know, well say being abused by an alcoholic parents and you know Get out of that seriously you get a huge amount of films how many people in our class came out of the closet I Can think of you right I can think of two of the two dudes on the sofa talking knees or touching That's not my knee Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't satisfied until I'd found those teachers who said who saw my pre Columbia stuff We're like dude, why aren't you doing this? You know totally which is kind of what my my non thesis was me trying to be like, okay I'm just gonna make dick-jook again. Yeah, comedies Fun stuff actually moves that sort of absolutely, you know, absolutely That sort of stuff. Oh la streets, and I've been happy doing that stuff That is your that is good advice for a kid. Yeah, thinking about homeschools stick to what you what right you exactly exactly learn The technical club learn to break it better, you know, but appreciate, you know And obviously you're gonna sit in a class like especially not go in a writing class which is a workshop set workshop setting and people bring in pages and You know appreciate what other people are trying to do because you're gonna learn you're gonna learn from them You'll learn structure from them, and you know if everybody's everybody's about what to do right if everybody plays fair You'll get some good you'll get some good notes if everybody's playing fair and if the room is somebody a friend of mine Like to call the room safe, right? It's a safe place to bring the pages and bring whatever in but some of the people I know what the hell. I know you're with me. I was there. Oh, I don't want to get you know Name names tells tell tales out of school, but this really happened. Yeah, yeah This really happened. That was the excuse that was always the excuse, but this really happened, you know what's not entertaining You know what happened? I'll tell you what really happened. I had French toast for breakfast that really happened I'm not gonna make a movie about shaving this morning Yeah, exactly what else really happened. Yeah, I shaved I took the subway to school. Yeah Put this really happen, but this really happened You see gram making a gram go home and make a short film about shaving that mustache up, and we will play it and see if it is that interesting Yeah, thanks for coming on the show we would love to talk about video games, but I'm guessing you're not a big video game guy Are you now? I mean my most recent experiences before before we went on air you guys were playing a 10-year-old a 13-year-old video game Yeah, I downloaded on the Wii virtual console I downloaded some old games from the Nintendo 64 which came it was like 1994 1997 downloaded Mario Kart, which was a lot of fun and then before that I was playing to Mario World which Was like 1992 if you're starting to worry 2600 stuff. I can talk to you. What kind of stuff would you play Kaboom? What is that? That was the guy trying to get out of prison who would drop bombs and you had to catch them Before they blew up. It's a guy trying to get out of prison. Yeah, but he would just like even when you were young You played manly type crap. Yeah, but that's an Eastwood movie. Yeah, totally catching bombs. Yeah So even in your video game playing you are a man. Absolutely. It's yeah, you can totally see the trajectory playing Kaboom And loving the movie collateral. Wow I hear you buddy. I am like Wizards of the Lost Kingdom can't wait for Harry Potter 5. Yeah, sad. Yeah, very sad, but Kaboom was what you played. Yeah, Activision That was the video game company. That's crazy. Activision's still around. Oh, they are. Yeah, they do The Spider-Man games some of those they do Tony Hawk games, which are pretty good. Really? I would think that if you got into the controller and all that you may like A little Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, because of the subject matter. Yeah, I applied I applied for a job at Grand Theft Auto because they're in New York Right. Yeah, to direct the voice over guys. Oh, that'd be great. I rockstar You know manhunt - you know how we were playing the Wii when you walked in and we were playing baseball and you do this stuff Yeah, there's a there's a rockstar game called manhunt that came out as one of those violin games ever They're releasing that for the sequel though manhunt to for the Wii with that controller I just want to stab somebody you be shivin guys right shivin guys slicing them shooting them That's what we like with our entertainment bands man. Yeah, absolutely. I'm kidding Show people your chest. I did that for you earlier. Yeah, I know not on camera. Yeah, you don't want people to see the hickies So Steve and the love tats Valentine's. Thank you for giving advice to our audience But to do not not to do Laura. Thank you for telling me for listening to that advice We are paying We're paying an iPod and I and I buds clicking off Thank you guys. Thank you for coming on the show. It is it's still on it is on we will be back next week and Do you have fun dude? I did thank you for having me this stuff isn't too geeky for you not at all If I read like a you know one comic book a week I could catch up in like 20s our audience You know what guys? This is your homework for a guy like Steve. Yeah, probably never if you're picked up a comic book Yeah, sure. Okay, okay Give me a little crown. I'm basically jughead So like a starter kit yeah beyond Archie what like like the audience, what do you think I've got my ideas? But what do you think Steve would like what would get him in the starter kit what is a good starter kit for Steve? Someone who is more into and if you guys want and if you guys want me to look at the profiles of the women You're interested in dating. I'll give the one so over. I'll give the opinion Okay, it'd be like listen. This is where you got to go this how you got to go bad one She's a loser or two. She's really cool or whatever. This is what you do. This is what you need to do. Okay, exactly That may be valuable. Yeah, so so people can find you through the first thing Well for any of you if you was the first thing you need to do before going to date is wash What come on? They need to watch and stop biting their nails Oh, that's dude. I'm terrible. I think it's like E.T. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah All right My younger brother now a professional wrestler awesome my younger brother totally used to be scared I'm E.T. He used to be so scared of E.T. We would take the little E.T. Doll my old brother and I and go He would flip out hard. How long how long goes this up like a year ago? Yeah, buddy You know, let me tell you if anybody in the W know you dress up like E.T. You got in the ring with him He'd lose every match. Oh my god. Oh, my god. No, no, no, okay Laura's dog gonna get drunk. So that's it Thank you for watching. Thank you, Steve. Thank you. Thank you for having me. 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