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The Rascalz In Action; Oba Femi Defends | WWE NXT 7/16/2024 Full Show Review & Results

Duration:
2h 25m
Broadcast on:
17 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Alex (@AlexSourGraps) and Kate (@MissKatefabe) review tonight's episode of NXT, including:

-NXT North American Championship Match: Oba Femi (c) vs. Duke Hudson

-Gallus (Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey & Wolfgang) vs. The Rascalz (Wes Lee, Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz)

-The OC (Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson & Michin) vs. OTM (Bronco Nima, Lucien Price & Jaida Parker)

-Brooks Jensen vs. Je’Von Evans

-Tatum Paxley vs. Izzi Dame

-NXT Women’s Champion Roxanne Perez to speak.


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Don't drive distracted, shift into safe, a message from the Colorado Department of Transportation. Hello, Fightful Faithful. Welcome to another episode of The Sour Grabs Tuesday Show that we do here and we talk about NXT. It's your Sour Grabs NXT Po Show for July 16th. I did my interruption, get into your Super Chets, get into your Humper Chets at humperchets.com. Leave a thumbs up on this here video. Would you, would you be so kind as to just throw a thumbs up? It helps people find us in the algorithm and my God, if you haven't subscribed to Fight Okay, you get all the scoops that you possibly could. You get me and Alex doing pay-per-view and PLE post shows. You get access to the Discord, we're normal or weird people in the realm of normal. Like they know what normal, not being uncomfortable on the internet people. Hang out in the Discord and talk about wrestling. You get Sean's Q&A show. You get the Ask SRS channel where you can just ask him for anything he wants and you get me and Alex doing a two hour and twenty minute bra review where we had some questions about the KFABHR department and how they extended Drew McIntyre's suspension for being mean to referee but are fine with homicidal maniacs running around at Alex. Tonight we find out they're fine with just violent maniacs running around here too with Brooke's Justin but head over to fightfulselect.com, best five dollars in the biz. I said to Sean we should do like a little video of like all the things that you get on fightfulselect. I'm going to keep bugging him about that because I want you guys to know like the value. We can say it all we want but there's so much happening at fightfulselect.com so head over there, best way that you can support us but Alex, it's rare that I out tower you and I fear that it may happen tonight. I was looking at my notes and they are I'm gonna I'm gonna say it not very nice. I know what's about this episode and I feel kind of like I'm infringing on your territory because honestly I feel like a lot of it is justified but there's a lot in my notes that are just my new shots. No it's yeah I know it's it's what's worthy you've got it you've every listen when I say everything sucks I don't mean like as abjectly terrible I mean that in everything there is a little bit that sucks so nothing is perfect and everything everything has something in it that there's a flaw everything sucks in some way and if anything is not perfect it is therefore terrible and this is this is how my brain works and and yeah I think it's beautiful like everything is it really is it it is it is caused nothing but pain in my life but has brought me in front of all of you people so all of you people hey we were talking before we went on air but what we should do for puns tonight and you said you thought bird puns because Rents and Claire was so memorable in this episode and I said well that's also a nice thing because these pucks oh these pucks see I did it what a nice tribute that was not intentional hockey puns hockey puns no these puns all started because you come do cuts and duck cuts in and we went on a waterfowl tear and now you have a statue in his tribute yeah so we're gonna go in the direction of birds and a nice tribute spot to where it all started waterfowl yeah for the puns yeah but but birds birds and or waterfowl tell you things with feathers yeah if you want to do things about if you want to do a pun just upon this just boa you know what I mean and you just say boa because that was a guy who used to work here remember that yeah as was Jesse Ventura who is wasn't boa but no but he big fan yeah Ali and and Tom of alley back to back with son honks just immediately I love it I love it so much yeah Alex this was not the worst episode of NXT despite my notes being full of crankiness but it definitely wasn't the best but we did get a thing that we asked for which is neat and yeah we yes we did it's fun when we specifically asked for it and I happen yeah yeah it is nice yeah it is nice it's it's basically what I thought we were gonna get out of it yeah that's not bad yeah and I'm a do cuts in Stan so I was very glad to see that and he deserved it and that went the way we thought it was gonna go right but yeah got a whole lot of show to talk about hmm hmm hold on we got we we got something here from Tom of alley says that the sgs discord is great for actually civil discourse I wonder if Luis in addition to all of his moderating could throw in the link to the to the sour grabs disc discord in the chat for people who don't know there is a discord just of our people not all a fightful select because some of those people hate us but our people love us and it's all of them and in case you are one of our people you would do this is what I love this is what I love about the puns because we have back to back to back to back jacks five straight chats are all super chats with the puns and I'm gonna talk about them now squawk saber jr from e and r two can Sam knocks from the insert clever teak and nice fun chris pare says bam bam big alloon pieces quack saber jr and just Ricardo says big bird show well oh my god they could not decide whether it was healer face with big bird constantly but here's my favorite part to not only is it five in a row but you know how we're always like we're selfish and we're just here to pop ourselves that's not what the chat does they're here to pop us we got two as jaymo and bam bam big all one it's true three out of the five we're like for us we love you guys so much yeah okay all right but we start off with the rascals making their entrance the talking to the camera and then we get we get gallus making their entrance talking to the camera but like these are schools are here all the way or you know send them back to TV and then we get a trios match that is great except for the nonsensical thing that they had to shoe it shoehorn in to give a reason for a very odd feud to happen in NXT so the match was excellent it was cool to watch the rascals all together again they had a really good dance partners in gallus the perfect foils for their type of stuff truly truly like really good they give them a time they we got to we got to see that ridiculous move that that never made any sense to me where Zach went oh yeah does a backflip and if Wesley doesn't shove him he just lands on his face but you could you could just turn there's no reason to do a backflip like this when you could just do a backflip like this and land on the same thing you know you shouldn't I don't know if that's a unnecessary thing that you've done you you could other that just it's just too complicated here's where I'm a giant hypocrite uh-huh I cannot stand Jay lethal's finisher cuz there's a superfluous hands going on it drives me crazy every time I watch it yeah but if it looks extra cool I'm fine with it now this this to me this has always looked extra dumb I don't I mean it is but I think it looks cool I mean it's just I mean logically it's stupid but I think it looks cool it's so hard for me to to take anything that is logically stupid and make it into no it really is it really is it's really hard for me to do it it's really hard for me to do it have you ever done it has there been a single instance on record where something has looked so cool but made no sense but it was so cool it overcame I mean this is this is really logically dumb though like this this is like like he's doing a backflip but he could easily just backflip on to somebody but he says I'm gonna do it in a place where if I land on if I don't get pushed I'll land on my face and thankfully my friend is here to push me I just do the backflip on to the people it requires the same amount of effort from you and doesn't require a second person to do it yes and perhaps if his friend was not there he wouldn't but it's kind of like a trust fall you're like my friend is here I'm gonna test out our friendship and look cool doing it you famously hate friendship this is this is the crux of things because I am sporadically anti-friendship I am pro friendship in some some cases but most of the cases I am anti-friendship well you weren't last night when you were making fun of me for loving the home run derby Alex were you fancy batting practice I suppose to like that come if you want to hear me get chastised for loving the dinger derby but yes you you are sporadically anti-friendship in the same way that I am sporadically anti the daughters of people I adore namely Brian Daniels said and rarely you but sometimes yeah see the thing of it is is that my anti-friendship agenda is flexible because like the friendship between Samoa Joe and Hook is the is the purest form of such and so I love that and I guess if Hook wanted to do a backflip and Samoa Joe wanted to push him on to somebody I suppose I would no I would still hate that I'm sorry you still would because you would do the thing that they already did which is say why doesn't he do the walk away spot and he does do the walk away spot because that fits their story you hate friendship this match was really really really fun nice to see gallis like back in proper action I know we talked about how bad Booker T is like decently on here and some of it is taste and some of it is he's fundamentally bad at this job today we're gonna get to the drill hadry coming out of commentary thing I hearing Vic Joseph actually clarify who was in gallis like 200 plus day tech champs weren't they for Booker T for a while yeah who announces his product every week never mind like the rest was coming in here is a huge deal MSK was in here before like that is bad enough that he doesn't know who the restfuls are to have to clarify who mark and Joe coffee are is like it interferes with my enjoyment of the product but nine commentary is bad enough because you're just talking and not adding value not like us who had so much value and sing and give you like not every KPS right now it's true we are so important we are when entirely unique but we aren't that we are we are very unique but actively bad commentary just standing in the way of my enjoyment of the match like it kills me it kills me that this is a company that had Morrow and Nigel at the same time at one point in the NXT world and the punted them like it it is so frustrating like and I'm the recycled lines are annoying but when you just don't know who five of the six competitors are and you announce this every week come on man this is my conspiracy theory here everyone remembers that program was many a program between triple H and Booker T. I think Booker T Booker T only agreed to do that that program it was horribly racist and also where he took one pedigree and then triple H took seven minutes to crawl over to him and pin him I think he did a little thing where he put it in writing he says several years from now maybe even decades I'm going to be in your employ as a color commentator and you will never be able to fire me and all the lawyers got there and we they wrote it all down and that's the only way he can keep his job is because triple H has to keep him hired for as long as he wants because they forced him into doing this terrible racist program for for WrestleMania and he signed it like champagne wishes and caviar dreams he she signed it Shucky Duckie QQ that's short QQ quick quick helpful circle because we have duck puns going on right now it's it's genuinely frustrating like it it really is and not just from a I'm tired of the lines he says things like to be that unaware of your own product is it's insulting to the town doesn't know who's wrestling he doesn't know it's a six man and he doesn't know five of the guys I mean this is very bad anyway that's unfair to the talent that's not fair to the talent the match was awesome yeah love gals being back around the rascals are great we knew this and then Joe Hendry was on commentary because Scotland well because apparently I didn't hear the CIA had it muted because of Booker T so apparently what Vic Joseph said Joe Hendry's name and he yes he did appear and so they did the thing we did the thing they were supposed to do last week they didn't do and then he walks he walks just down to ringside and sits on commentary he doesn't say a whole lot because mostly it's just him trying to wave off Booker T going why are you here and it's a funny that's the question I ask about Booker T every really every week why are you here Booker T it's weird that he's asking somebody else the same question but I genuinely didn't understand until I realized oh Scotland and I was like that's a really dumb thing why haven't come out and help the the former champion in a tag match and fight against the current champion if the best you got for him is gallis to feud with and he says I like I like NXT I'm gonna stay here and feud with just a former tag champs who are now like mid-card dudes who you know fit it fit in as you go I think he will have really fun matches with all three of them if that's how they choose to go about it yeah sure because I've seen like sometimes he can do some really like strong boy stuff so I think that'll be fun I do feel like the journey from the battle royale to here has made absolutely no sense and I don't know if if he's not the most over talent in TNA he's he's sure close definitely on the men's side yeah and I don't know if gallis is the best use of it unless he's gonna call for backup for some sort of six man program when is slam a verse three soon soon look it up he's in he's in there like there's a six man elimination main event for the title for like the top title oh it's Saturday wow so like it's this friggin weekend we have that before the honors met down and I'm gonna ask you a question it's gonna feel very loaded and that there is only one correct answer and there is but I'm gonna ask you this question as a little rhetorical exercise if you were TNA and you had any thought of making the most overdue on your roster the champion of your of your company and putting him into a six man elimination match this Saturday would you also concurrently send him to NXT to begin a feud with three Scottish almost jobbers on Tuesday and then maybe put the title on him on Saturday so that he would show up the following week and be feuding with some almost jobbers on the following Tuesday would you do that not for reasons that are obvious to me though right right yeah kind of like for people who are TNA fans who believe in Joe Hendry this kind of gives the game away that there's no chance that he wins the six man thing on Saturday if the best they got for him in NXT is this because I would think if they were gonna put the title on them they'd want him to like be doing better stuff in NXT or not doing stuff in NXT like it just feels like this is something you had to keep them busy doing it feels like they have they don't they're not going to do the thing that I feel like everybody who's a TNA fan wants them to do which is to have him win this six man elimination deal but anyway unless get less like enter it or something you know what I mean well he's not I mean I guess they could insure fear I don't know I whatever this this was fine except for Booker T was like why the hell are you here and he never really answered him so he just when when the rascals won he just kind of stood up and applauded and then I think he was trying to like do a thing where he threw to the vignette but he got cut off by the vignette and somebody yeah oh it's him an apology you know what I mean like yeah in um that happened a couple times today there must have just been like a pacing thing because that happened that happened with Tatum Paxtley later too I feel like where the transitions were just a little bit weird might have been might have been um but yeah it didn't feel like he had enough room to really stretch his legs with like Booker and Vic and a six man going on like it's just there's not a ton of oxygen in any three man booth and then on top of it there's actually like a ton of a ton to call cuz there's a six man happening so there's not like a bunch of downtime so it it he's extremely over and all the segments do well on social media and the ratings are off what he's there so they're doing something that's working from right that perspective from the continuity perspective it's like okay this guy who we were told was a big deal came in was the first guy out of a battle royal got pissed at Shawn Michaels did nothing about that kind of show back up like it's just very disjointed like there's no cohesion there and also if you have that guy there live they did his say his name and he appears thing so the crowd got that but um he didn't really get to do anything to satisfy the live crowd not as big of a deal when it's 300 people that generally like generally returned yeah it's just odd it's an odd use of him but there's also a lot of stuff that inter promotionally we don't see right so yeah he um there was um uh uh uh uh the vignette that he was supposed to throw to but then got it cut off by was narrated by him about him showing up last week but then lied to hit him lie like trick Williams was looking for a tag team partner so he did whatever he said the name of the no he didn't he never once did that uh not on camera uh he may have backstage but he did he definitely did not do that so again and there were less than just like the gaslight but they but i mean like but i'm not even like other people but he's he's the vignette says that trick Williams said the name johenry which he did not do no on camera and so they are lying to us they love to gaslight us about stuff like this it's fine it's just what they do it's not fine it sucks um and then backstage he kind of confronts gallis and says i like it here i'm gonna be staying around for a while which is i guess cool you know like i don't know i don't know if this the partnership is getting more eyes on tna i don't know it is live at least because they sold out really really fast which is well which is good but like they're they're they're doing like they're doing some the people who are into tna will go to their live shows you know what i mean they weren't they weren't selling out though but i i genuinely don't know like i don't know charlie demsy pop ratings like i i have no idea so i i genuinely just include this i try to say is clueless to rate excuses possible because it's a annoying thing and i'm not an ad exec so why the what i care is my take on it um but it does seem healthy i know when a w and tna did i think it was during the pandemic right nobody was even there so they didn't even have a live barometer i know when kenny was there he spiked ratings a ton which was awesome uh but then that fizzled out i don't know i don't know if if the nxt cache is carrying over the other way but i know live they sold out fast which is awesome um this weekend will probably be the biggest tell of that it's the base event of the year uh there's gonna be all this going on while it happens right i'm sure people will show up they'll probably send i'm hoping they send someone from the main roster because so many people have history there uh so yeah mostly we'll see we'll see what comes of it but it's nice when promotions work together it's just it never goes smoothly like it didn't go smoothly with a w and tna it doesn't go smoothly outside of forbidden door with a w in new japan because titles get held hostage the batches are always amazing but uh but this is just weird like it yeah this was weird um empty cyclo is uh i think probably wants me to sing this so i'm i'm gonna attempt to also this is a terrible idea and is playing with fire at this point mention a title that she appears i believe in charlotte flare i believe in charlotte flare doesn't matter if it's raw or sd or nxt doesn't matter if it's ria or oscar or raw oxy we say i believe in omni flare it's inevitable he says that's pretty good considering you'd like haven't known who joe henry was before the senate it's it's listen it's an earworm like it's not it's really good it's not a good song but it's an earworm it's an earworm you know what i mean next thing i know you're gonna say wheat leaves so great i drink it neatly it's not a good i drink it so good you're gonna say that it's not a great song it's an earworm i when i first heard it i was like is this uh led zeppelin that never came out was this a bonus track on physical graffiti i never heard of yeah um i have a question what's that what song is he going to parody when he sings about gallus scotland just scotland scotland um the most scottish song that i know is i'm gonna be 500 miles do you think that he can figure out a way that would be amazing i would be joe coffees ass and i would be on mark coffee i don't know i'm bad we're gonna leave it to him we'll leave it to him chase you got interviewed um next segment um mr chase fair he did crazy you know what today did not today proved you on a shadow without me kate the duke hudson deserves better yeah pieces are so much better they kind of hold it no they don't no they don't i know they've made their bed they can sleep in it duke hudson is world's world's world's better than this as far as like sealing to i feel like they all deserve better from the perspective of like when we got an authentic promo from cia hail today i liked that much better than her being the human version of cocaine when i look at what i think people could be right now versus what they're being utilized as that gap with duke hudson is insane dale is young and growing harlem bravado like uh er mr chase under chase i feel like it's actually i don't think the creative utilizes anybody well but i think he does very well with what he's given but like duke hudson is such a complete package that him being tied up and this is not good he's he's so like the best superstar Andre chase thing is so damn tainted for me like him like not i think anybody else could possibly break out of this and to go and do something good but he like i will never not see him um in the sweater and the button down like i just won't i want to i you've you've ruined him for me poor harlem bravado what a what a great wrestler he was before you gave him this gimmick and i'll never i'll i just can't it just it's i believe in repackaging that's a little over packaging apparently joe henry all harry has a uh diss track for joe coffee which is a parody of hero buying bk glazius i look forward to looking that up all right cool um and bad apple jam tribut says i mean joe henry does have history with all three of the gallows boys from his days in the ecw cool i wonder if they'll bring that up ever on this show for people who don't know that you're what i mean like he might oh i hope so i hope so but it he might insist on it and they would then they will go what you do because because they don't know anything you know what i mean so um and tyn Mcfowl says nxt is wild it's it's out of the best thing on wwe like the opener of the show and the main or the worst thing in the world like the all star uniforms all star uniforms are not great i'll give you that um but it's it's so rarely is the in-ring an issue except for when the creative interference is the in-ring and by that i mean the overabundance of interference or agenting that makes people look stupid or whatever but like when they are just like here here's 20 minutes show out they often do like more often than not by an overwhelming majority so especially on fles like we're never like man that match fell flat you know what i mean we're like that was an amazing match why did you ruin it with a dumb finish like it's more that so when you say things like the opener it's like well yeah because those guys can all freaking go like that was that was a blast to watch and then we slide into the context of what those great matches are in and then you and i complain about it on the internet so that goes Ethan is in Ava's office talking to her about something and then Oro comes in and they're like you you know you like he's i want to match with you and and um he's like no i'm not doing that and he was like you're not in the main event scene Oro and like when has that ever stopped anybody from getting anything in this company like i'm just like i want to match okay passion drive and patience the formula for winning championships is also what keeps your ride or die alive ebay motors has everything you need to maintain your vehicle and level it up to 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performance uncover opportunity and move upward at Moss Adams.com like it's just this thing that happens like it is official like i don't i don't understand how why this is it now and the problem with it is is that they're gonna use what happened tonight as an actual reason to give him the title match even though you know like it's just it's usually what you do is you you keep attacking the guy until he agrees to like have the match with you so he can beat you up and you will go away but Ethan Page is never going to do that so he has to find a way to like make the management think he's worth it and they're going to do it by the dumbest thing possible which i'm going to talk about later when that happens man if only he had just been winning a bunch of batches to stand on yeah it would be weird if like they did give him one match against i forget who it was and i was born i think and he won that maybe give him other matches maybe maybe he should say Ava i would like to win enough matches that you i am seen by you as as a contender for his title please book me in a match tonight and a match next week and a match the week after that and if i win all three of them perhaps you will see that i am worthy of a title match versus Ethan Page or i could do a really dumb thing later and that'll work instead like he could have beat everybody but javon evans who was in that trip right you know what i mean like he could have beat shawn spears or yeah yeah they love people winning by nefarious means so like i don't know that yeah what they end up doing is silly Akil is very rare right so like so you're you want to defend your title you're going to defend it tonight and he seems like fine uh uh how about dante chan fine i'm like didn't dante chan lose the feud versus lexus king yes but i will say like if the champ called him out that's a little different but champ didn't call him out the champ was told you're you're wrestling tonight and he was like how about this guy who's a jobber and you're like yes because he is worthy of a title not a match yes title defense or omensa cannot have a title defense because he's not in the main event scene but dante chan can have a title match because the it's consistency is all i ask all i ask is for consistency and for things to make sense but they never do see i'm the johenries i can write songs cohenries not special i can write songs i ask for consistency uh that's fair i always feel like this isn't a strong enough counter to that right but i do feel like hey you have to you're defending your title tonight you weren't planning on it but now i'm telling you you have to him being able to pick who he does that against feels fair but it doesn't justify the initial reasoning of oromensa right i do like that ethan page from his perspective was like oh that guy's coming off a couple of losses i haven't been around here that long but yes that part's good separately that makes perfect sense yeah it just doesn't jive with the thing that that Ava said which is you can't have a title match because you're on in the main event scene ethan pick a guy dante chan okay that guy's in the main event scene i don't really like that or whatever okay um in her defense she spread very thin with the amount of security breaches that are happening around the next the hail was told that rucksans match talking was next and uh she ran off and rich holland came out and she was going to attack her backstage thea was and rich had to pull her back from doing so and then um rucksan came out to just to you know cut a promo about how nobody can beat me july is coming stephanie vacare's coming they're not gonna beat me either nobody can beat me fia hail is my opponent come on get serious and then fia hail comes out and is like yes i am your opponent for no reason whatsoever other than i beat isi dame last week who also lost again this week what a huge accomplishment it was for me to now get a title match versus you um and so uh they argue about who was more of a little girl i mean rucksan being like fia what are you 20 i have so much more experience in life 22 years old this is so funny this is dumber than the then the rookies versus federans battle that we're getting elsewhere in the women's division uh i'm glad for fia hail because they want us to believe she's a top face i would prefer they do that with a bunch of wins her years yeah uh yes i appreciated that fia hail sounded like a human being in this and i thought she did well up until she said that she wants to take that title and be what she said one of the youngest champions one of the young wouldn't she be the youngest women's champion well wasn't rucksan 20 the first time she won it so so fia hail is was what a birthday dinner in the year i mean like if if rucksan was born let's say in march and she was born in november or whatever the other way around however it works like 20 years and so many days i guess rucksan would be would be younger but i i it's just a weird way to i will be one of the youngest you know it's weird because rucksan's definitely the youngest two-time champion right so that just falls a little off to me that's not her fault they give her something dumb to say but i i like when fia hail allowed to sound like a person because later she gets it explained to her that it's it's bad to break somebody's arm it's gonna cost you a match and she came across like an idiot she cannot be both of these people no pick one preferably the one that has like done this before the ever a single time has watched an episode of wrestling television um i think this is a good intermittent defense until the challengers of julia and staccio the youngest champ ever is sirea page was apparently younger than oh my gosh one of the first time okay that that makes sense that is crazy um jeez what a baby she was you forget that she had to retire by like i was like i don't know what this that's 10 years ago no i think she's 30 now 2014 2014 so it's like it's over 10 years ago that happened that's crazy um rocks is as close by some some months apparently um so uh it makes more sense then because she would be one of the younger yeah yeah okay good i will be the third youngest women's champion ever doesn't have a like great great great ring to it but and i wouldn't have even thought twice about it if rock zan wasn't so damn young herself right like if she was like i'm one of the youngest i want to be one of the youngest champions ever and the person the person standing across from her doesn't have 17 years at her you know what i mean it was very funny to me because when she says you know julia is coming here stephanie vacare or whatever and i saw so many accounts on twitter going oh she named like was it pretty public that they signed both of them like they neither of them has debuted in nxt yet but it's pretty public that they were signed by wwe and will be debuting in in nxt so it was like it's so cool i guess but but it wasn't like it's cool it was like oh my god she said the thing you're not supposed to say you know what i mean like and i i feel like it's no it's perfectly reasonable for her to know they like they signed and acknowledged it within the company it wasn't like she's i guess julia she's not like she was breaking news or something no yeah i don't know if did did not cori mentioned julia i'm trying to think i don't know that might have been a thing they might have not said julia's name on that xt program before which would be cool i suppose but those matches are gonna rule so um so here we go um apparently if the uh won the title which she won't she would be the youngest she would be younger than seraia was when she won it because rock says she's not gonna but that's cool but she should say that then not one of the youngest i would be i'm if i when i beat you i will be the youngest woman's champion ever like as opposed to one of the youngest that has ever been i would have gone right over my head if rock sand wasn't 22 like if if it was me a m standing there with the title she said i want to be one of the youngest champions of all time wouldn't have thought twice but i was like isn't there a year and a half between them or so like yeah no that's all but it was it was nice to hear thea hail sound like a human being um before that bad apple jam tree beard says now i feel old because john cena debuted on south on on smackdown before rocks or the uh were even born um well now why you gotta do that that's so gross here's here's now here to go the least is gonna make us feel older he always does how old was he when wrestle mania two thousand took place oh no our sweet precious louise oh no was he like four four days four days old he was he was four days old when wrestle mania two thousand took place no say his name and he disappears from dropping that knowledge i believe in the louise play though um also bad apple jam does say this rocks didn't mention delta aka rocks fears delta oh i don't think it's been announced that she's coming into the company i know that uh it seems the most likely but yeah y'all are in for a treat wherever she shows up i mean she freaking rolls she had a ww tryout she's doing a goodbye to our in australia if you put two and two together but i just want to clarify that that hasn't been announced right uh it would actually be really cool i don't think they'll do it but if they like teased julia or steth and then all of a sudden outcomes delta would be cool yeah um so rocks and greetings did we have more we didn't have any that oh see like we didn't have any when i started doing that so like they came in late so where's my dad i don't know i don't know where your dad is um i'll text him when we get an adoring um so rock sand baits thea hale into a brawl so she can like put her in a crossface which thea hale gets out of and into the komura which rock sand gets out of and into the crossface which the hale gets out of and into the um komura he you know remember how they did that um match uh out of the blue that made no sense uh between the hale and Tiffany stratton that was a sure do this would be a perfect time to do a submission match yeah because that's kind of like now they're doing stuff with rock sand where she's crap tapping people out in the crossface or at least attempting to and that's what thea that's thea hale's only move that she ever learned from jugulak um was was because that's that's in canon that's the thing that's her move it's the only move she knows how to do she learned it from the disgraced guy who's now dead like like that is that is that's in canon you got to say it um so uh i would i would much rather have seen that than Tiffany stratton who doesn't know how to submit anybody try that was such a weird a single leg crab that for some or whatever it was it wasn't much of anything it wasn't that match was not great but it is i'm always that's those kinds of things are where i am like it's developmental like it's good that they i so much prefer that people try things and fail at them then don't take risks and i i so often have complaints of running the same playbook same old crap on the show so whenever they do something that is that is different i i do try to say even if it fails i'm like well at least they tried to do a thing yeah like that's good yeah but it was um so uh ridge has to pull her off of Roxanne and right right say why did you later she's like why did you pull me off Roxanne i was going to snap her arm if you break her arm there is no title match i don't know man i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know um hold on uh here you go uh Akil says so what is Andre Chase taught the uh i don't know trigonometry 101 i don't know what are they what are they what do they learn you're you're muted why are you muted unmute yourself there you go i don't know did you think i was going to start talking about the whole murder derby or something i 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felt like i was watching the derby again lol oh i guess this is just podcast fanning practice boom 500 feet this is what you think the home run derby is i'm simply full of disgust what did you say i had a dinger fetish i was like no no way anything goes wrong on the internet with this yeah dinger derby fetish or so i don't know what it was exactly there's a fact i was in stitches when i read it um kalani jordan is just like wow what a great thing that i am the still the champion and this is who i am a person who is the champion um gymnastics gymnastics and um uh then windy chu walks up to her and holds out the barbie from last week she's like and then she walks away and she goes that was weird right i like that that was good that was good um uh i like that they put her in a situation where she's forced to come out of her shell a little bit because there's no there's no with this like that's a good that's a good call from them um lol devices is as babyface as you could possibly be and it is as much of a mistake as as making rocks and a heel i mean she had so much presence as a heel and now she's like i smile a lot you know what i mean like i i'll okay listen i don't i'm not trying i mean i guess i am because i think they are doing it so maybe they're making the connection and that's why i'm noticing it but i see a lot of Raquel in this weird babyface persona like lola like Raquel as a heel or at least a tweener was dangerous and fierce and you did not want to tussle with her and then they turned to a babyface when she got called up and she was like this is me i've got a back it also was smile it was it's my pose is that i will show you my back while also showing you my smile that is my pose and it was it it just felt off-putting and not real and that lola felt dangerous and and and like you did not like she might be sexy but you do not like want to tussle with her in any way and now it's like look at my smile and also my butt i have a butt i'm a latina i like i don't know man it doesn't it just feels like they don't know what to do with her now that she's a babyface and my would thing would be like there was nothing wrong with her persona before you know what i mean like i get the desire to in a developmental brand have people were healing face and i actually think Roxanne is kind of settled in i think they settled she's settled into what they want her to be as a heel nicely i think there's so many better directions you can go with the prodigy as a heel yeah uh what's weird to me is i don't think lola was established like she she just seemed to be on the rise and they 180'd her character like it's not like she had a heel run and it's time to figure out to see if she could work face this felt very out of left field and it also feels like all the emotion that garnered some sincere empathy didn't really show up in the rest of this so she might just need more time to get comfortable which makes sense and i think it's good to plug people into different situations if you want them to work on the main roster but it felt like she was in this real groove as a heel and then they were like you're a face now and then she she like kind of bore her soul and then none of that came into play anymore so it feels like yesterday she beat china bezler and an underground match and then all of a sudden now she's like i have blonde highlights and i i am here to smile they didn't used to do this though like they didn't used to have to like let's see we're not going to bring you to the main roster until we know you can play both heel and face you got to practice both of no but i i get the if that was something they wanted to do before they called people up i would understand wanting to do i get i i guess so it is it is basically uh wrestling school for all these people who've never done it before but you can do that in a creatively compelling way like there's no excuse to just because they did it with phallin henley remember they were like hey one for female heels got called up to the main roster we're gonna just stay tuned turn heel right away because they have to yeah but this this was just so it was such a hard baby face turn yeah and then it feels like all the ammunition that she built up with the story about her mom and her journey just kind of went away and now she's just she's she's just happy to be here so i i hope we get that a balance of the emotionally charged version of her that we had to come back over the course here but i'm with you it was very out of nowhere um so now she's a baby face because she's got a hurt wrist because she backfisted a brin post yes um a while ago uh so but she gets walked up on by phallin and uh jacie jane and um jasmine nix with extra consonants and um they they're like rookies don't rookies are terrible and i did appreciate lola being like isn't she a rookie and um and i i liked that they that they mentioned it and i liked the jasmine says i'm the exception like she doesn't count she's with us which which is good because it ties up that loose end but i really wanted to keep doing my hi guys don't we all hate rookies of which i am not one i don't want to keep doing that get but now they've kind of like taken that away from me so well if they're gonna just wreck kind of bunch of stuff we can too can we just become that never happened we could i guess we said okay um so uh i did also like that she mentioned it took five pop rocks to put her away that was good too yeah yeah she she was still like reminder i was a bad again also like this is what they do like i i lost but it took the champion had to do all of their moves to me over and over again to beat me because adversity i don't know um it is weird because one of the champs move is enough to pin a heel challenger but you need five of them to pin the baby face because the baby face is just to have more hit points i don't i don't know like how that works exactly if that's but anyway she says to jcj and i'm gonna have a match with you because i don't like you making fun of me and this is what they call lola vice of rookie and so i had the head of research luis paulita looked this up she made her tv debut and i will be honestly i don't really care about anything else i don't even care about level up if you i want to know what when you made your tv debut she made hers on june sixth 2023 it's been over a year no longer a rookie you can't call her a rookie because she's not in her first year rookies exist for a year and then they're no longer rookies that's how rookies work so her big them calling her a rookie is kind of funny but not as bad as calling somebody else a rookie that they're also feuding with we're gonna get to that later i don't uh i don't care that that much because i don't think a heel would care that much but my bigger problem was her being like you loser you lost your title match they lost a pre show match to a tag team that had one match together and doesn't exist anymore yep so if you're gonna what have you done for me lately about it i need lola vice as a face next week to come out with yes remember when you were tag champ so then you haven't done anything since in the title picture she needs to come out with a strong promo about that to to check that behavior because she didn't tonight uh so that was kind of my bigger grip for this segment right you are technically correct but i just i don't think anybody's keepy track with a note if you're enough of an asshole to big league people you're not keepy track with a notebook about when someone turns from a rookie to somebody else yeah lola did have her match versus jacie jane um and defeated her via a spinning back fist i'm done with the mask i've done right yeah it's never made a lot of sense um i i'm assuming her nose is not broken anymore and otherwise she wouldn't be cleared to wrestle and you can take the mask off um they're not doing a i'm so ugly i'm hideous don't look at me things so i don't know why we're doing the mask at all anyway um lola fights from underneath shakes her butt um runs and puts the button in her face and then hits her with a back fist and wins and then they all jump on her and start beating her up um phalan and jasminex her of the many consonants and um sorry sorry that's grammatically incorrect she of the many consonants she of the many consonants and then here comes lola vice's best friends it's soul ruka and common petrovitch you know the person who is such good friends with lola vice that they would risk their own neck to save her from a beatdown um i'm trying to remember all of remember do you remember all of those uh scenes they showed us of them being best friends remember how they were a tag team for several months and they even they even teamed up to fight against uh nadie and shayna oh no way it was the same war people but it was a different alignment and yeah i feel like that just fucking ended like last month yeah well like carbon petrovitch and lola hated each other despised each other had a whole feud about it where nadie and shayna had to get involved and and and that never got resolved as far as i know so common petrovitch is now best buds with lola because ricki's versus veterans so ruka of course being a rookie oh no wait she made her debut in the summer of 20 goddamn 22 so she is a full she's a full-on veteran so my thing because the debut thing is weird too because they debuted over femmy and then they took him off tv so ruka was injured which is different than being taken off of tv to develop right so that one makes lessons to me uh but also like jcj needs to be upset with the fact that she can't buy a win from these rukis right like if you're pissed at these rukis if you keep losing to them you have to be pissed at them because you keep losing to them yes so like i need that creative done for this to to work at all carbon and lola just began the same side because babyface this is the new we have moved fast because gymnastics and into because babyface is mad at us yes this is this is very true um uh yeah no they've been they have been feuding with the vets at least yes i listen you're you're not going to find many tropes that i hate more than um the end of me of my enemy is my friend like it's you got to find a way to like make it work other other than just that and i thought if you're going to do that that needs to be said there needs to be a communication of look i don't really like you but i can hate them like there has to be that it can't just be and maybe maybe they will do that next week maybe they will they will clear up that loophole they they they absolutely took a new favorite bit of mine away from me by by clearing the hole yeah we know she's a rookie but she's with us so she's fine they then i know that we're going to deny that happened oh no no i'm not i listen you don't listen that's what you get that's what you get that's what you get that's what you get for dog dogging on the digger derby you got to rip your cold hands that that may be it but also i cannot be like cannot stoop to their level they gaslight us i will not gaslight our audience you know what i mean? not even just this once i won't do it i won't do it i won't do it um ryan ryan also says the soul ruka had an injury red shirt year um so she's she's technically a freshman but she's a she's an he's a red shirt freshman got it in on the team that makes it um so i guess we're going to get more of this silly um this silly rookies versus two veterans that are rookie but it's okay she sees with the veterans like they couldn't find weird wouldn't be a yemistian what's next at moss atoms that question inspires us to help people and their businesses strategically define and claim their future as one of america's leading accounting consulting and wealth management firms our collaborative approach creates solutions for your unique business needs we leverage industry focus insights with the collective technical resources of our firm to elevate your performance uncover opportunity and move upward at moss atoms.com how dangerous is it to unwrap a burger at 40 miles per hour more so than you think in a little over two seconds your car can travel slightly more than 117 feet which is the same length as 20 bicycles anything that distracts you while driving is dangerous that's why driving while texting can be deadly too so put it down it can wait don't drive distracted shift into safe a message from the colorado department of transportation they couldn't find a third veteran no because all of them got called up to the main roster and like call down the main roster person that has history that i can see they do all that you keep doing that so why not but no i will say it's kind of cool that there is one thing they do a good job of is their talent rotation of women's wrestlers and they have some cool new ones coming into the mix so that could get really fun if they want to expand this yeah but i i appreciate that they're doing like a a bigger story because they have a ton of women that they use so now they have a world title a mid-card title and a multi-woman feud that's a pretty good way around the fact that they took your tag titles away to do absolutely the fuck nothing with them so good on them make it good though would be the next step like it's cool you're doing it now make it a good story yeah um honestly do you know what they could do because they're doing absolutely nothing with her on the main roster simpler being old prana counting back she she would absolutely be the third person in this triumvirate actually i believe she was before this how long this stuff's been going on before she got drafted at the end of april that that they were she was hanging out with jc jane and phallin talking about how much they hated rookies i bet she got drafted she's had like one match on the make two two matches on the main roster and i don't know if she's um adam pierces assistant or not nobody does not even them you know if they if they brought kora jad back if she's if she's healthy could even just stand around and cut cut cut promos she would fit for sure 100 percent um so javon evans has a match versus brook jensen now i i'm i don't understand why brook jensen gets gets i mean he gets the match because probably presumably javon evans wanted to beat him up for attacking him backstage and taking him out of the tag match match min event last week so maybe it was javon evans who said i want this match and they were like we will grant you this match but the idea that brooks needs to have a chaperone that Briggs because Briggs vouched for him he must be brooks's chaperone and anything that bad that brooks jensen does anything bad that the beach does the double vest could get fired over it and if saying goes if you listen to the dialogue on tonight's show if the beach does too many things wrong then double vest gets fired that is a terrible thing to like just i'll volunteer for that that sounds good since double vest what uh well it doesn't matter because they believe in second chances that an xtm was told alex what the hell did they do with it like brooks jensen put it all this work he put up an instagram story that was like him watching wcw or whatever i was like that's cute like a nice little loose cannon nod um does all this work you have all these disruptive moments with him for shawd michaels to be like i believe in second chances you get to second chance it's a weird sit down with ava he immediately goes and beats someone up backstage and they're like you know what we are going to punish your behavior by giving you a match is what is what is going on with kayfabe hr like you were mean to our ref drew maggot tire we're extending your suspension you bow dallas we had an undisclosed conversation we're cool with homicidal maniacs being around here privileged it's privileged information privileged information can i divulge at this time and then here my god either page gets attacked like nine times nobody does anything about it with the momentum nope nope he's on like his ninth chance yeah and brooks jensen yeah uh was just like attacking commentary and stuff it is clearly unwell it's like it is best interest clearly unwell but because shawd michaels is a man of faith he believes in second chances he considers himself a man of faith he believes in second chances so um so this is a fly ball for castellanos like like i consider myself a man of faith so um um i believe that's like that's that's another strike um the old uh i i i was beating up everybody um i was attacked i was told to not come to the show i came to the show you had to arrest me i gave him my job back and i immediately attacked jovan evans for no real reason to make an impact and then i had a match with him and then the match like beach was doing some interesting stuff he did a full-on like twisting rob van damn leg drop from the apron i was like what the hell is that i didn't know you had that in you that is very funny um and so uh you know what they should have done with double vests if you have been wearing two vests this whole time you're like look we're not going to fire you for someone else's actions but we will take we will take one vest we will strip you of we will strip you of your vest he has to turn it in all sand you know you know what you know when they're like to to the to like the the uh the rogue cop turn in your patch in your gun but with your vest see see like that i was about i was gonna do it i was gonna do it but i teed it up for you too well and so you you had thanks for the sixty-mile an hour fastball down the middle from so i could hit it 500 feet dinger derby roll in your vest and your vest that's an all-timer um that's right that's how it goes so um so eventually javon evans wins because he kind of has to if your beach is too sneaky why don't you not come go fight full yeah um so uh i'm not gonna go into with that the implications of that but um so uh if you can't get a bone or use blue too that's what i was saying just for clandy yeah no yeah i got you that's good um so it's too much fun to just like ruin your life yeah it is um shawn spears comes to ringside now remember last week all josh briggs wanted was a match against shawn spears because he attacked him with a chair and took a month of his career yes you can't have that match and also you cannot get involved with the main event tonight and also you have to be be just chaperone for his match and also if shawn spears were to wander down to ringside you are not allowed to touch shawn spears also we cannot give you any kind of possible time frame on when if ever you will get that match versus shawn spears that you want like i can't believe they didn't make that match for tonight like as like basically his idea was i want shawn spears he attacked me took a month of my career i want to i want to i want shawn spears well you you got us okay fine if you stay away from the tag main event tonight you can have shawn spears next week or you could have shawn spears on the first night of the great american bash like they didn't do any of that so it's just him being like shawn spears wandering up i'm just here to watch i'm not i'm not getting involved at all and then uh double best being like we'll just see that you don't get involved i mean you would think that a steel chair pervert would be chopping it a bit to get involved then um the uh beige gets out of there don't talk to him you you're not supposed to be out here i told you i don't even need you the um i'm just talking to you long enough to set up for javon evans to do a tope going hero to me and then if i just stand here long enough talking to you about nothing oh there he is um and uh and so then he lost because of that you know um and then uh beige is very angry uh he attacks javon evans and like dude dude i vouch for you this is my career on the line double best says to beige and beige is like i don't care and he leaves and he walks away and then shawn spears is standing in the shadows just watching everything happen because he is a cerebral assassin mastermind guy who does this a lot he's a cerebral assassin i think i was taken by some different guy different new guys so regrew the the the brain the brain the brainy killer guy the brainy killer guy that was the that was the that was the that was the first option and then they they chose the cerebral assassin that was a working title was brainy killer guy triple h the brainy killer guy and they were like no let's we can do better guys let's get in the writers room let's do better and they came with cerebral assassin that was the last time they ever said that like let's get in the writers room and do better uh the chat pointy out and of note that our sweet double best will be in the n1 which is pretty cool which is pro wrestling no was version of the g1 so that's cool that the interpretation double best is going to the to the non no one no one the no one not the go one the no one yeah not the go the no one okay so uh as is tavian heights so that's very cool when is that soon they run like basically parallel to each other and then stardom has their version of the g1 as well maybe maybe he won't have his match versus shawn spears really gets back from that this is this one other thing thing where shawn spears attacked him with a chair and like early june he's going to have his match against him in like early september or something i guess they're going to do okay listen i should we talk about the ridiculous coda of the entire episode now but we can't after everything else that happened brooks jensen is is walking out and and um and sorry the beach is walking out and double vest is following him and um everyone else who appeared on the episode is also just milling around the parking lot which has felt really weird thing out there don't you have extras why are why is trick williams like hanging out in the parking whatever and why do they risk their lives in this way i don't know it's like um i want to match versus use like no man we already did that and i beat you up pretty bad i i don't want to see you go through that again he says no disqualification and he might as well just say shawn spears is going to hit you with a chair a lot so you can go to japan like that's i feel like that's that's less compelling television if they just you'll be very funny but i want to match where it's fully legal for a guy you hate who also hates you who is secretly my best friend to attack you with a chair multiple times that is the stipulation that i am laying at your feet do you accept the stipulation and and double vest says you're on i take it back i'm completely in that was the kota kai of this episode if you will bad apple jam tree beer says i only get my nxt info through you too so why is double vest vouching for beach when they were feuding after their split before this beach story started because i think double vest has a soft spot in his heart for beach you know what i mean he shouldn't have called him a virgin for like three months honestly for a long time he was called him a virgin um and um bad apple jam says oh god this is going to lead to a double can they coexist tag match for the bash of double vest and the beach versus spears and javon no it's just going to be a straight up tag match of spears and the beach versus javon and Briggs but i don't think Briggs might not be back in time for the for the bash yeah probably not so yeah i guess um louise is very angry he says Alex what happened last week was Briggs and Ava scolded beach for attacking javon and then booked the match on the spot during that same segment and then he says why couldn't they just copy and paste the scapegoat story that would have been better and then he says he must absolutely destroy Briggs next week for this to be saved he's not they're gonna have a long drag like drag dragged out notice qualification match and then at the end Sean Spears will erupt out of nowhere with a chair and hit Briggs a bunch of times with it allowing beach to get the pinfall that is 1 million percent what is going to happen so we just have to wait for that to take place i'm two in an hour lore of double vest in the beach that i can't stop thinking i'm i'm mostly booking vest at this point like does beach take one vest from him that's like the step too far in their friendship and he lays one vest to fight for yeah and that's really what's on the line right it's like it's like um you know when when the guys like belt collectors and like they have so many titles where they start to lose them and they start to go progressively more insane and so that's what like he lost he's oh my god i lost a vest now i only have one vest left to lose i must protect this vest at all at all costs yeah all those um trip Williams is FaceTiming Ilia and Ilia's like this listen trick when you took the NXT title from me it was a passing of the torch and i got drafted to raw where now i am ribless brawn breaker speared me so hard multiple times they could not transplant new ribs into my torso and and so and tricks like yeah it's true hey Pete Pete done why are you here and Pete's like shut up get out of my face like he says Pete you know a little something about this could you get out of my face well why are you even here Pete done um so yesterday it deserves to be said not behind the paywall Sammy Zane looked at Ilia dragging off on raw yesterday and did like uh i see myself in you thing and you and i both had the same reaction of no you do not you were completely different people but then we had the idea of them doing each other's entrances and that's the funniest thing i've ever thought of so i just want you guys to be able to do that in your brains of thinking of Ilia dragging off coming out to like the Scott entrance of Sammy Zane and Sammy Zane wearing red contacts in a rope doing that but tricks had something in this that actually annoyed me which is like i know the title doesn't define the man what after that it's seen feud with Carmelo and this and the climbing to the top and you're building up the North American title and this and the fact it's supposed to be the greatest prize you're promoting i was appalled that he said that unless i like i wasn't sure i just stood there like this like um did i miss hear it but i'm i honest to god i'm pretty sure he was said i know the title doesn't define the man and i just i like almost checked out but i was like uh chun i didn't bring this up before and i honestly i'm kind of ashamed of myself for not actually thinking of it and talking about it but like trick Williams was the North American champion for two days oh my god that's right and then he was the two day NXT champion his NXT championship reign felt like it was two days long yeah you know what i mean like they didn't do anything with it so like the he's had two singles title reign i think the combined reign that he's had with two singles titles reign in NXT is like 34 days something like that we used to look it up you know what i mean like it's it's i i mean come on man that's rough i assumed he was going to be chasing back like because i do feel like i this promotion is so bad at booking baby face champions that i was like it's actually good for trick because whole half face back whether he wins or not is a consequential but then he just moved on they have to do an ora mensa versus ethan page they have to and i'm gonna need to know amdar if he's healthy right but like he won't be healthy for a while so you got to do ora mensa now and then you can do trick william is trying to come back for it you know i mean i think after the ora mensa because you can't just have ora mensa keep coming back for ethan page you got to eventually do this so like why are we why are we doing a weird like dante chen match just have the ora mensa versus adam ethan page match now and then spend the rest of your tv up until the great american bash building for the trick williams versus ethan page rematch right yeah i kind of like there's no sefa of course and i'm not saying that they are wrong because they're always right when they do the research for us there's zero chance it feels like 74 days for tricks recently well how many defenses too it just doesn't i mean be ethan page and did he beat who did he beat before that april 23rd and held until july 7th i that's two full months all of may all of june i that's eight episodes of nxt plus the little bits of july and april in there that there's no way it feels that long it feels like it was a month that is crazy how they did it because they did like weird stuff with lash led oh you know what they were because they screwed up it they they screwed everything up and they got screwed they were building to no amp dar the no amp dar got injured and they were building to die jack and die jack got drafted so that he could go out on the on a speed match yeah it's true wow man um alpha bill says talks about double vest is double vest new gimmick should be wearing a wet a vest for every win he gets the image if he was like a heel like a child the playing dress up and muses me like he doesn't agree to matches unless other person's wearing a vest and then he collects them at like if he was a heel and took them like trophies three defenses in 74 days isn't exactly roman reigns level of not defending the belt but that's one that's one a month ethan page joke coffee for some reason i do not i have zero recollection of that match and then lost in the four way was that i think that might have been the pivot from no amp dar with joe coffee probably was well that's right that's right because they they had joe coffee take um take credit for it before they were like oh no we got ethan page let's make him do it yes um okay let's let's get caught up here okay let's do it uh Dante uh i'm gonna skip this and come back to it later because it is a coffee was a house match coffee was a coffee was a house match wait what oh my god we're gonna let we're gonna let the chat clarify because louise is looking at coffee was a house match this was wow quick second television defense my god for how over he was and is that is that is that is that is nuts that's that's someone arrest shawn micha's awful and i'm sorry to do this you too ava because you're making matches out here you should make more matches for your channel dante chan has an interview i do not remember the interview um and um nxt uh championship match ethan page to feed dante chan dante chan got some some hope spots in there looked good yes page ethan page one um like you knew he was going to um fine and then oromensa came out and attacked him again and ethan page hit a ddt on him and was just like sauntering up the ramp and then oromensa attacked him like attacked him again um beat him up brought him in the ring and like fake pinned him and the crowd counted one two three and oh oromensa pinned ethan page book did you see that yeah so it yeah he pinned ethan ethan ethan page maybe now ava will think that oromensa is worthy of a title shot don't you think book yeah and then later they had ethan page leaving and like um hey so what do you think about uh oromensa is like well he's somebody needs to be done about this i don't know why anybody can't handle him but uh what do you think about him you know pinning you he didn't pin me and i was like yeah he didn't pin him like this is like it's not a match presumably ethan page would have kicked out if his title had been on the line but all he had was like a man laying on his chest and that's different and he just had a match against a different guy for the title he had just defended the title i like uh i did appreciate what he was like it whoever i forgot who was interviewing him he was like you seem bothered by this and he was like no i'm not definitely not familiar behavior he's so good at this and the stuff they're having him do is like pretend that like it bothers him that oromensa pinned him um and and now that that he was like well he did pin you and he used to be like he didn't pin me it wasn't a match so it wasn't a pin like well but here shoulders were down and he was on top of you and we heard the crowd so he does get a title match and i like honestly just do it next week i don't freaking get it done and over with so you can actually start booking ethan pages as a have a decent title reign out of this because let me tell you most of the title reigns you book are terrible well it also just so he should feel like too good of a champion to i'm all for sneaky shit i'm not for his reign my personal privilege is not to have his entire reign defined by technically i was never eliminated from a battle royal you got pinned but you didn't like let's not do that for this uh i i think they could come up with better stuff i really do for this guy and um i liked the measure of dante chen i really like dante chen like i i really do i think there's something extremely likable about him i hope they continue to tap into it and put him in a real story um that is not with like separate of lexis king um because there there's something in there they should they should keep trying um but it's also like i also do appreciate i will say this ethan page was prepared for ornaments at this time like he had him scouted he knew he was gonna get attacked it's happened eight times before you would hope he'd pick up on it at some point so i appreciate that but i just feel like he just came here and they made him feel like such a big star he goes to canada he wears a jacket that says i'm a resident of the u.s now like let him do stuff like that like let him control his heel heat uh and we don't have to i don't need a title rate of well actually because nobody likes nobody likes well actually nobody is that okay superman bass fisher says ethan page is nxt let me correct he is the entire brand i think he's he's got to do really good work i really really do so tatum paxley has a match with is he dame where she starts out by like crawling under is is he dames legs and then has the match and she uh she defeats is he dame with this weird little rolly deal that looks kind of fun i don't know what i don't know what they call it something the psycho psycho trap i don't know but she defeats an easy dame with it who lost to thia hail last week so is he dame is on a losing streak but she does play volleyball so we know that about her she does and have you heard she's dating the brown breaker right that's like yes that's the like freaky a strong couple of all time but okay she is four inches taller than him and i think that is so brave of her oh my goodness she's so tall but they're both so strong do you think he plays volleyball do you think he learned volleyball for no he does he does this way he doesn't go up and down he doesn't do the upside down sees he's goes the right left to right sees you know what i mean so i don't know why he would be together as a couple they're a whole compass it's like the opposite to track north and south and the east and the west there you go the north and the south and the east and the west so that's it with the cardinal direction this is incredible all right good um this is really fun i'm liking this from tatum paxley a lot and her finisher is really cool uh i the storytelling in ring is coming along there wasn't a lot of meat on the bone there with with is he dame so there's not a ton of story to tell but i think when she gets in a little bit more control of her pacing with it and uh she's i feel like having a character like that and in ring at the same time is something that takes a minute to to make all come together and she's she's getting there with it and i think in six to eight more weeks and if she's working with Wendy chew on it she's gonna be like next level but you see what Wendy chew is doing and you see what she's doing and you can put in like her working with Wendy chew i think it's gonna be great it's my very long winded way of saying that yeah she'll benefit a lot from it apparently it's suzu suzuki's finisher the tequila shot it is the tequila shot okay there you go it's really cool it's really cool and i think um if you want to talk about it now like the the doll vignette stuff i think was awesome was there a vignette or backstage rather yeah yeah yeah yeah um this so Wendy chew shows up after tatum paxley wins and gives back the barbie doll with the head because it gives the heart of bobby doll and and tatum pax puts a head on it and then Wendy chew kind of smiles weirdly and leaves and tatum paxley is very happy and then later um she's sitting there with her little doll and kalani walks by and says kalani you're here do you want to play with me yeah oh that's sweet tatum but we're a little too old to play with dolls don't you think and then she leaves and then she throws away the blonde one and brings out one with that looks like her it looks like kalani i was like okay you know what i'm all in i'll lay them all in on tatum paxley voodoo priestess with barbie dolls and also Wendy chew yeah do it yeah re-institute tag titles in nxt for the women just for them to have forever i really like because she's also been doing this like why won't any of these girls play with me thing and then for kalani to be like we're too old for it i think is really good and i actually think this is going to be good for kalani too because she she is so like when you need meal time inspiration it's worth shopping king supers where you'll find over 30 000 mouth watering choices that excite your inner foodie and no matter what tasty choice you make you'll enjoy our everyday low prices plus extra ways to save like digital coupons worth over 600 dollars each week you can also save up to one dollar off per gallon at the pump with fuel points more savings and more inspiring flavors make shopping king supers worth it every time king supers fresh for everyone fuel restrictions apply magnetic innocent seeming like she's perfect for spooky girls to corrupt but you're saying does anyone else want tatum to win the belt uh off kalani i want anyone else to win the belt off of kalani i i want stuff vacar to to win the belt off of kalani whenever when when she when she she shows up she should take over that belt and then when julia shows up to beat rucksann they should just run shit they should show up do a thing where they're like nose to nose and then and then turn toward the camera both of them holding the titles above their head they plan this it's a two-woman power trip you'll never take the titles off of us like honestly like that's it and the person who shows up eventually and honestly it's a long enough timeline that when she does show up it'll they will have been doing the story for long enough that it'll be the right time jordan grace oh shit i thought you were gonna say delta but that's really well i mean that jordan grace is probably showing up so like she'll probably she might go to the main roster but she's already done that's my next t stuff if she just shows up and like we're they're wrecking everything step stephanie and and julia are and jordan grace goes like yeah you're you're beating up all these kids though i'm a grown-ass woman try doing that stuff to me and then jaycee jane just sits there and it goes mad they're so experienced this is so unfair except for me that would be really really fun that would be really fun um yeah i'm excited for i'm excited for the talent to get to work with both of them and i'm excited for the infusion to the women's division that that's gonna be yeah yeah um or just this from cyclo charlotte beats julia and stuff and you have care sure well the problem with the two-woman power trip is it's not john michael's booking a tribute to himself sure um adam ohrich says this one or two character will prove me one long advertisement for new wwe sponsor snickers you're just not true when you're hungry that's very good i will say as someone who is not uh spooky wrestling enthusiast my threshold i think is one spooky act for show and that's where we're at right now basically across all the brands i watch so i'm in who's with spooky on smackdown well i i just like main roster and okay next year i guess good good jaycee is spooky by a different way like i said hi guys freaking me out in a really different cool way senator kineshanti are walking around like hey it's cool that we were both recruited here separately by two people who don't like each other but we're still a tag team i guess hey remember all those vignettes we shot for smackdown and we never debuted as a tag team that was weird anyway there's so much uh opportunity here and uh shanti dancing like all of the opportunities i like are ladies look at all of these ladies these all all these college athletes my god um and then he says here walks by lash legend and jakara jacks and then uh shanti is like hey and she's like uh uh no we're not talking to you uh this is last letter new says that and it's like i listen hey hold up number one um i wasn't talking to you but talk to jakara she's like oh well okay you can talk to my friend like the idea is like if we are not talking to you oh you can talk to my friend i have no problem with that at all um uh but uh jakara jacks doesn't say anything and because oro mensow walks in and says you're not allowed to talk to jakara jacks and um and uh ashanti's like well you know like i just wanted to talk towards like no you're not allowed to do that and so the citadelic sander has to stop there being a fight about it so oro mens says basically said you're not allowed to talk to my friend platonic friend who's a lady like and jakara jacks and never once says anything never once opens her mouth to say a word either way about whether or not she is amenable to the advances of ashanti the adonis so i would say both your antenna and my antenna that are collective in antennae are maybe higher than a lot of people's on this kind of stuff but i think it's important to bring up especially as a gal voice on the channel that's jakara jacks and said zero words and had zero agency over whether or not she was able to be interested in someone that was kind of making it a pass at her in a gross way but not like you know overly gross way uh but it's extremely frustrating to sit there and watch as a woman never mind the fact that this is a company that is should be over sensitive to this right now with the stuff they have going on they obviously don't give a shit look what they're doing with live in job that's so much worse than this was oh so much worse but you said in our messages that i left out loud this is a segment you book if jakara jacks and has layered jitis yeah we're gonna do a scene but jakara jacks and woke up and learned jaddis this morning you can't have her talk so let's write a scene where she doesn't speak she at no point participates in the conversation of whether she welcomes us guys advances or not uh and last speaking for her is different than a man speaking for her but at the same time she should be able to speak for her and it drives me nuts because like we just did this with lash and and trick which is cute because they're a couple in real life or whatever but it's like i can't remember last time i saw these especially jakara wrestle like and so she's just she's literally just there to look pretty which god bless her she looks gorgeous but there is no there's nothing and in most of this definitely not tonight but her recent run where she is defined as anything other than an object for men to fight over literally like tonight that was her only job was to stand there so men could like squabble over her over something they don't even know if she wants because nobody actually bothered to check in to see if this is something she wants that is really frustrating to watch as a female viewer yeah or mensa did essentially did the is this guy bothering you and did not wait for an affirmative or negative answer yeah he went to the next step it was weird and the next step was to fight about it yes yes it really is um it is it is annoying it is and this wasn't like upsetting but like if you look at who jakara jackson is in this universe today she was a woman who stood there and looked pretty so men could just right fight over her so that she was a piece of property to be squabbled over yes yeah and her dad didn't even make any money off of it like it was a marriage that's no no no where's the where's the where's the 14 goats and a donkey come on so um let's do get a farm out of it that's not fair the oc defeats ocm and i am out of ideas because i don't know why out the mud is losing this match is the yeah i am i like because they are out of the mud and i don't know what the i don't i don't know why it feels in the mud well i don't like they so wait the the actual tag team of lucian and bronco won a match pretty handily against gallows in anderson and it was awesome jay jayna parker won what felt like the blow off when she beat me a ym in that in that street fight and then after that they had the match where otm the boys just the just the two of them beat gallows in anderson again pretty handily and then they were like let's do a mixed tag match this week and then we're like and then the oc one so like does that mean the oc one the feud because you put them all together and they went they were talking on commentary like this was the end of the feud whoever won this won the feud and i was like no you guys you can't if let's let's say it's a seven game series and you lose the first six games if you win game seven you don't win the series because the series was over after game four you know what i mean like you don't i don't understand what we're doing this this this is what got me like other than they just lose um what was also weird was they felt like commentary was really pushing the issue between jayna parker and me chin so it almost felt like it's not over for them but it's over for the tag teams is a weird way to go about business in my opinion um it was it was very very odd but it was a fun match otm i think has come a long way in ring they've always been decent they just had a first like their first or second matches were kind of rough because i think they were just still adjusting but they're coming along nicely and i feel like they have really good chemistry with gallows in anderson i also think me chin looks great and i love this she had a similar gear set up for smacked out i think it suits her like this feels like the most i've known who she is and we do have consistency about the side that she's working at least she's a base on both brands uh but it's this was just very very very confusing uh i forgot that they had that really ridiculous first match with me a yim beat jayna parker and beat her and ended her win streak oh that's right you know what you know i forgot about it because it happened in frickin may i'm pretty sure like it was it's been forever i said on on select a couple weeks ago and i believe this is true across every wrestling company especially the two major american ones right now there is a difference between long-term storytelling and dragged out storytelling and this is dragged out storytelling yeah this is this is not long-term storytelling well we says they're going to do a no-de-q trios match equated american bash they're probably will because they don't like me um so um charlie damsey goes to talk to tawne d'Angelo they're playing poker um at the world's smallest table it is the size of a pizza pan and they're playing poker on it and he's like uh and charlie damsey's like hey i'm talking it's like hey all right i love to mess i'm out don't look at my cards hey what kind of a person you think i am and immediately tries to look at his cards so turn the answers like uh what what do you want like hey so uh i don't know if you saw but uh yeah i mean the d'Angelo trunk he calls it a maneuver of some kind yeah i saw he can't say it hypothetically too i saw your your boy miles couldn't stop talking about he's telling everybody he is a busting your balls don't worry about it now what well hypothetically what if there was a witness well then you take care of him well hypothetically what if it was not a him and and tawne's like oh i know no women no kids so i gotta go uh bye and um you gotta handle yourself so um then later we see uh charlie damsey with his boys um and like what are we gonna do now and then rents and clear walks up and says i want to be part of the gang and um and see i want to be i want to be part of your club your team i'm like no we don't we don't take girls that's weird basically is is what it felt like he's like come on i could do it and she tries to like do a single leg on miles and she was behaving so odd during all of this i was like oh are we giving rents and clear personality all of a sudden because she didn't have one really this is i liked what she was doing it felt just just felt so odd coming out of the blue the problem with all of this is they're like you know there was um there was it wasn't just me who saw you know and they go who else saw and um i wanted to be like pull up the uh the ratings from last week and go well according to this about 600 000 people saw because it was on tv you know it's like the idea that like no like it's on television all the stuff you do is on television like we not only did we see but we also saw hercy like this is the the dumbest stuff they're like oh we did something very secret nobody knows about except all the people who watch the show that it plays on you have less wrestling anyway um i know but i but i i'm sorry i can't judge wrestling based on anything else once again you are correct yeah but sometimes you just got you can't but other other people can i just throw up their hands and say it's wrestling but i because it's like the muppets is like a show inside a show right i know and they they blur the lines of whether they acknowledge that or not um i i kind of love no quarter catch group because not only i don't think it's a not female thing i think it's uh if it was ivy nyle this is a different thing right like and so i thought this was this was pretty cute if they had tag belts i would be like heard Ariana grace gotta figure something out because she has the same character thing yeah but this is this is either going to go really good or really bad but tony d just was killing me in this and charlie demsie did really well with this too because this is kind of out of the wheelhouse but what he was like women and children no thanks i'm out you're on your own and the the hypothetically killed me at this i loved it um rent renson claire basically black males them into letting her into the group because otherwise she's going to tell everybody about it but how they killed demon camp yes they committed a matter chris lice says i like renson claire with no quarter catch crew and wendy and tatum yeet well no yeet is a bad thing so yes we like wendy and tatum um i have always been a thing where you need to you need to pick one of two things either the camera is in in omniscient i that only we the audience can see through or the camera films you being interviewed by people named kelly kinkade you know what i mean like you can't do both on the same show like lucha underground had like scenes that were backstage that nobody else on the show was aware of because they took place if there was prince puma and milm wordtays had a scene backstage hypothetically the backstage in the locker room but nobody else was there no one of the other wrestlers knew it took place you cannot have people backstage watching matches on an ipad from the week before and not say that the people on the show aren't aware of all the stuff that happens on the show that they're on so yes it does matter and no it's not just wrestling like the camera it's not it just can't nobody talks about what happens in the parking lot i guess that's true nobody saw shit no that's true um obafemy defeated duke hudson as we knew what happened and in a very very good match really great with duke you get into show everything that he can do um he only did one of his stupid comedy spots that i hate the um the dusty road's tribute yes bionic elbow because it is it's just a dumb thing it was fun when dusty did it because it was dusty but it is a dumb thing like the is a dumb dumb thing and i hate when anybody does it um uh who's not dusty because it as a there's other things you could do as a tribute to dusty and that's dumb that's the only part of this only thing duke hudson did in this i did not like was that everything else was awesome he's fantastic obafemy sold his ass off for duke hudson so that's what i was gonna ask for him i loved a lot of this um i think between the tag match and this i'm hopeful that maybe our people are starting to see what we've seen the long time and that i've been advocating for a long time they're like duke hudson isn't isn't really good like he's great if you if you let him at a match like this he's great and i am so impressed by how young obafemy is and wrestling and how great he is as selling that is not a natural thing to be a guy that size and that good in particular but selling is not a natural thing you are in there simulating combat trying to not actually hurt each other but acting as if you just were hurt is a very very very weird thing to have to do so uh for him to have a grasp on it is good and he also sold like proportionate to what was being delivered to him in a lot of ways and duke hudson's a big dude so this isn't like him having to sell for dragon lead like duke hudson's six five so yeah so says his twitter handle so uh i i just really really like duke hudson i say it all the time on here but it's really refreshing when i see other people having the same reactions or getting like people that were saying to me like i didn't see it before but now i do like that that makes me hopeful that they realize how high this guy's ceiling is because i feel like you and i saw it when he was in that feud with Cameron Grimes like yeah literally years ago at this point so and the problem is he's he's good at the the sticky stuff too even if we don't like it his comedic timing is quite good so it's one of those things where he's doing a really great job with what he's been given and that is so that is such like a level four on a guy who has a level 10 capability so um i i really hope they do more with this it's a great observation right here yeah they need a big guy who can go since diejack left they do and that guy can be certainly uh diejack i um duke hudson i mean it could be diejack they could just re-side it could be diejack it's too hudson um uh but oba, oba sold his ass off uh i appreciated oba like just being like anything you can take and you can throw at me will not put me down yes that the that sunset flip power bomb uh that he kicked out of rolled to the outside and immediately just tossed duke wamp in the air onto the announce table rolled him back into the ring duke like staggering bounced off the ropes and right into a pop up power bomb that's it you're done if i hit you with big time stuff you cannot get up from it you can do whatever you want to me it doesn't matter yeah it's not gonna keep me down and that's that's the oba femi story so excellent and ring story to tell with us yeah and not like a bunch of bullshit from ridge in it which maybe no i i thought they were gonna do that i really did i did too and i was glad that this that but here's what i here's what i don't want though i don't want them to be like well we're not gonna do anything with that weird story we were telling where ridge holland was helping them cheat for a while like you started the story you got to finish that story the story wasn't finished because like he stopped helping them cheat and that's the second time with ridge like he came back and they they paid off nothing with his first story he jumped into this story and now they're not doing that again you got to actually do the thing you know like tonight i'm happy they didn't do it but if they did it at least it would have been continuing a story they started you got to actually have the stones to finish the story that you started well and when they didn't do it in the tag match and then they set up this i was like oh he's gonna cost duke specifically right right he's gonna try to help but end up costing him yeah you can't do that with Andre Chase like we're not gonna get Andre versus Obafemi right yeah that would be they all but they and they did drop the thea holland ridge weird dad thing that they didn't do that anymore so that's good that they should drop yeah they they and they they did drop the Malik and either son of a bad luck story so there's nothing they won't drop it's true it's true they won't um tom of alleys says sgs discord is great for actually civil discourse it actually is sometimes they have to go in there and go kids play nice but but most of the time it's good um and Lucinda kurtl photo says Alex and kate i made the shades grapes in discord they're like they're wearing sunglasses now so that's cool um um uh kim grace says miss you guys and i miss wrestling in general i will catch the replay stupid busy week and my mother-in-law in the hospital oh no um get well to your mother-in-law kim gray yes big time and hey wrestling's not going anywhere we're not going anywhere we'll see you when you're available but best thoughts to you guys yes absolutely hold on i wanted to do this with the thing where is the deep okay here we go that's right um and sorry and put this here and then that goes there okay um and then a couple more over here uh it's really brian says hi sgs sorry for being absent but work was slow and cutting my hours listening to the audio Wednesday mornings is a bit of help for my mental health so thank you um by our way sorry thank you um now finally started getting overtime again so here i am also big bird bigelow and turkey team two thousand i like the journey we went on you help us with your mental health thank you so much and then to end up with turkey team two thousand it's just like yanar says techno talons two thousand insert clever tegan nuxpond niegan tegan nuxpond says teagle nux um uh sister cardo says pluck hudson the jina kurtl photo says sky blue-footed booby town the valley says blue jj dillon uh rathy hooke says hawk tour team two thousand it's not so much a bird pun but we'll take it it's hawk hawks in there it's hawks that's true and blackpool condor club very nice norma says goose robinson and flock lezner fock lezner i like goose robinson a lot that's really good because he's you know why because he's such a silly goose yeah if if he and dulton castle started having a tag team together they'd be called goose robinson silly goose robinson just Ricardo says uh uh luna vichon that's uh alicees put that down but just Ricardo sent it into us well thank you i love the alice on the early that's his cat's name is luna vichon no cannon insert cleaver tegan nuxpond says pelican nux yeah a and r says migration of domination that's fantastic those might be my new favorites i'll still always get a pop for band band bigelose but anything you can you can figure out because we got a blank of domination is really germination of domination that was really good too bad apple jam tree beard says the peacock dulton castle there you go mr show time says tony geese eonara says spirobo femi louisville says fin mallard fin mallard truth me says quack quack yo it's me it's me it's duck duck goose you know ddp that's really good too um uh just for cardo says brian danielson selfish spawn birdie insert cleaver tegan nuxpond says tegan nuxtrich um uh to show with the tegan nux once today mr show time says that's gotta be that's gotta be crane i like cranes better that never end eonara says it's oh hold on hold on eonara says well it's he says it's tweeting but i feel like you want to go well what what do birds do in the morning it's sing yeah good um apple jam tree beard says daddy magic mat mallard that's really i'm in on the mallard ones rippy storks any kingfisher techno toucan two thousand thank you big cassowary and bam bam barn owl very little photo says cockatoo sweet mr show time says uh billy howl and duck i don't know what that says i'm sorry bilean chuck oh i get it bilean chuck but bilean duck and bilean now i get it bilean chuck mr show time says finmo fin mallard very good jam tree beard says cuckoo beware and pretty pelican Avalon very nice uh and eonara says aviera on venti very good um true infamous is cody roadrunner the eonara says bog god it's jim albatross um true in uh sorry uh lieutenant kurtl photos wife says duck builds trish trish stratipos trish stratipos is really fun um true infamous says pigeonoku driver pigeonoku driver pigeonoku driver is insane pigeonoku driver i'm sorry everyone else you're playing catch up to pigeonoku driver my god eonara says zoey stork very good pigeon el sero meido meat norma says becky finch very good allen talon henley talon henley's really good too and dodo femmy dodo femmy it's really funny true infamous says drew segulak let me him says anthony agus goose it's really funny emu sekura emi sekara is emu sekura emu sekara there we go um just Ricardo says cactus renjak very good um meat norma says spooky scottish finches that's the best because that's not even their name that's like an inside baseball one parakeet uh perakeet done very nice lieutenant kurtl photos wife quack perry just Ricardo says cockatiel piper very nice um i lost it where did it go oh there he is jeremy ham says penguino el sero meido penguino el sero meido there we go power grouse hobs it's power crows hobs power crows hobs i'm the value says pichanoku driver those two are eliter for me tom the valley says what do you call a large large group of very old crows a merger grandpa very nice uh kazinina ray become the wind um meat norma says beak baker dmd um i guess you could Brit Brit beaker oh actually just Ricardo says Brit beaker perfect there you go um meat norma says avion priest and hit sparrow very good hit sparrow um trinfamous says falcon hanley very nice trinfamous says zaviar woodpecker and caden cardinalo uh um jeremy ham says turnless tony storm warbler o seth fincion rollens al snow and blue j white very good um uh meat norma says robin van dam jade spoonbill and oriole mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna mezna is nobody just sent an osprey i don't know not yet no i'm sending an osprey just just Ricardo says the murder hawk monster it's perfect i love the ones that we said steppe meat norma says stephanie vulture vulture uh lyra um squakira and ricky storks ricky storks is great alpha bill says while in the office emu sakura thank you very good um luice belito says uh how can seriano junior i don't i'm sorry he says i don't he says i don't know call call um luice belito says two can look but two can't touch two can look but two can't touch two cans we haven't found stars above or whatever um uh knocked out film says hi agusa holy shit that's so good and mr. show time says stand back oh it's so hard i can goose the tribute gear i'm so bad i'm just thinking about spres high abusa tribute gear i'm making it in a goose sorry it's it's him and his high it's high it's high it's high abusa gear but the the headpiece has a big bill on it perfect all right cool all right um has nobody sent in doc hudson i'm sending a doc hudson okay well you're sending in okay we go um okay so um well bad apple jam's tree beard says i'll let chat pick well no chat stop picking you're picking what voice you should sing this song but can we get a chicken attack by song voyage featuring tequeo ishi it's about a ninja versus a chicken song by a japanese yodler man i okay what what what is this since you were hating on do cuts in tribute spot i think dusty road should do it well if i'm gonna you should know that a man with a power of nature can bring into the end of your luck baby and you should know by my stride and look in my eye that you're about to be massively forced to give up chicken attack ah chicken attack ah daddy watch your back before it fades to black that might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass go chicken go oh oh go chicken go oh oh oh now go fight you own the sky baby oh you're gonna attack baby that was beautiful um cutting off chats because we're gonna get grounded by Sean no we are um bill alpha bill says two two candies liree cactus quack and the the ultimate warbler very good and will osprey there it is and um uh enr says one winged allen angel nice so hold on uh okay um we got it all right here we go okay here we go all right Alex Lawrence raising the point that Sean won't be around after thursday anyway so that's true you'll be dead okay here we go i don't think it was going to die i just thought epi was going to take the site over but maybe so the electric mayhem says in honor of the pet's thread on the discord jukebox for linda to sing i want to pet your dog by texas toast chain saw massacre you might have to swap some bad words out thank you for the help ask that i can i can think on my feet here this song goes out to all those cute freaking dogs if you have a cute dog kiss them on the lips walking down the street i see a fluffy dog holy hell i want to pet that dog i'll pet any dog i don't care what kind fat skinny stinky i don't mind hey buddy i want to pet your dog please buddy i want to pet your dog i always want to i always give them treats i'm always packing bones you can call me dog pet and jones then louise says this specific line is fully would redacted one thing get these hands so i i assume we can all just go ahead scratches belly rubs and smooches i freaking love all of your pooches hey buddy i want to pet your dog please buddy i want to pet your dog and then meet normis says been a while i wanted to say hello to linda hello meet normis that juli cutler home wrecker isn't around anymore so you and i are back on speaking terms i don't ever play with juli cutler for me normis is wandering i talk listen listen if she wasn't here hussing it up everywhere that maybe he wouldn't be his i wouldn't be roving so much there's a it's it's bringing up the worst and honey them and men they can't help it tom the valley says linda sings snowbird by ann mary trunks and mary my god beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean the unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green the snowbird sings the song he always sings and speaks to me of flowers that will bloom again in spring when i was young my heart was young then too anything that it would tell me that's the thing that i would do but now i see feel such emptiness within for the thing that i want most in life's the thing that i can't win spread your tiny wings and fly away and take the snow black with you where it came from on that day the one i love forever is untrue and if i could you know that i would fly away with you i'm i'm getting the clumped it's beautiful it's beautiful under um uh whole i think this yes everything left is that so we go um uh bad apple jam tree beard uh wants uh no hold on no there we go um uh what what where where did that go was that did i sing that yet bring that back what did i what did i miss well they're shooting that out we've made a couple of references to shot at everything i just didn't want to say that the proceeds are going toward uh i think it's the national association for or something dimensions society shawn has the link posted all over the place so if you are able to support tune in watch stay alive or whatever please please do support a really good cause shawn always takes his bookies and donates them yes um meet normal says for prime day i got a tortilla press and a meat injector now let's crank this show was a bird dropping sandwich the sixth man was great and the main event was meaty uh can dusty sing the bird is the word very nice choice yes i can baby by the rivinton the bird is the word swinging this dance now to hit the scene it's got the latest groove and it's really clean haven't you heard about the bird don't you know that the bird is the word come on jump in get on your knees and get the flap in your wings in the west or the east haven't you heard about the bird now don't you know that the bird is the word of that bird bird bird bird bird and the bird bird and the bird is the word that the bird is the word bird bird is the word baby bird bird and the bird is the word that a bird bird and the bird is the word sugar bird bird the bird is the word baby that's our time bird if you will words and what's not the bird is the word if you will the bird is the word and i will because the bird is the word that's right i think you should put that on the karaoke list in wrestling heaven i will oh i'm i'm gonna go do just that and then i will be back okay great well hello ricky yeah Ian all wants ricky rainbow to sing surfing bird i would also like that thank you er by the trash man or this is a different bird this is the same song but it's a different song you know they used to do this back in the day they would do the same thing and then they would do it again they would do the same song and they would like to do a version of it that everybody knew and they were like isn't that the same song and it's the same song there we go and well everybody's heard about the bird bird bird bird bird bird is the word i said a bird bird bird did the bird is the word of what i don't you know about the bird i said that everybody knows that the bird is a word it's said about bird bird bird bird bird is the word it's said the bird bird bird bird bird bird is the word is it a bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird is the word thank you it was gorgeous thank you ricky all right well dusty is going to come back and sing one more you channel him now no no you're doing it every week he talks to me you guys are friends i hear voices in my head like Randy Orton and they're all dusty roads so you hear you hear voice oh hi Mad Apple Jam tree beard there the ghost the rusty doads the thing the separate ways by journey a.k.a. Brooks Jensen's real entrance music none of this deaf rebel crap you're quite tenacious with the bad Apple Jam tree beard here we stand well the part hot is broken in two two two baby sleepless nights losing ground i'm reaching for you you you baby feeling that it's gone can't change your mind baby if we can't go on to survive the tide love devised someday love will find you break those chains that bind you one night will remind you how it touched and when our separate ways baby if he ever hurts you this is the oral mental part if he ever hurts you your true love won't divert you baby you know i still love you though we touch that when our separate ways if you will it was beautiful thank you you're welcome it's better than don't stop believe it i will die on that hill i mean they're both good songs but i am that hetland i'll just go to regular person heaven i won't go to wrestling heaven no no we are fairly exclusive you do have to have been a wrestler i'm definitely not that yeah so mean mean genocle and wants to get in they're just standing out there being like hey let me on fellas and whether you will never wrestle mean gene i'm sorry it is a technicality but it is one we do have to enforce i feel like he could host the cruise ship though he'd be he would be great as like a cruise director but unfortunately he is not allowed in we did not make the rules so i have to enforce them i understand i understand that that's a tough gig i mean hopefully not any time soon alicees but you are going to wrestling heaven yeah in like 90 years yeah in like 90 years so we'll all be up here just waiting for you but yes that's right oh my god that's good i wonder if her and emily will play like tricks on you they're probably will they're you know but if emily a wrestler she's not but they're twins they are twins they might be twin magic but if this is one of those things we're like you know it's difficult you have to sometimes separate people from their loved ones because you can visit but you can't actually get on board the cruise ship if unless you were an actual wrestler so if they do it like one twin magic spot at an indie show is she allowed in that that does count okay perfect okay now we know what we have to do yeah so honestly somehow the missus dad is eligible i have no idea why but if the missus dad is eligible i feel like mean jean should be allowed in unfortunately no it's honestly we did all the background checks he does not he has not cleared so anyway or mean jean i'll be in call back to the great beyond it was good to see you right well keep coo gobbledoo's what's next at moss atoms that question inspires us to help people and their businesses strategically define and claim their future as one of america's leading accounting consulting and wealth management firms our collaborative approach creates solutions for your unique business needs we leverage industry focus insights with the collective technical resources of our firm to elevate your performance uncover opportunity and move upward at moss atoms dot com what's next at moss atoms that question inspires us to help people and their businesses strategically define and claim their future as one of america's leading accounting consulting and wealth management firms our collaborative approach creates solutions for your unique business needs we leverage industry focus insights with the collective technical resources of our firm to elevate your performance uncover opportunity and move upward at moss atoms dot com how dangerous is it to unwrap a burger at 40 miles per hour more so than you think in a little over two seconds your car can travel slightly more than 117 feet which is the same length as 20 bicycles anything that distracts you while driving is dangerous that's why driving while texting can be deadly too so put it down it can wait don't drive distracted shift into safe a message from the colorado department of transportation when you close your eyes and think about wealth what comes to mind early t times giving back seeing your kids go further than you ever thought possible the thing is everyone has their own idea of wealth so no matter what your idea of wealth looks like our wealth management team is here to help make it a reality be okay financial we go above so you can go beyond be okay financial is a trademark of at the OKF NNA, member FDIC, equal housing lender.