Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 11 - Tara Holsapple & Michael Dean Goodrich
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Better get out of here. - My name's Ken, and I clean Willie Nelson's underhole. - Underhole? - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. - I tried to eat the first. - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. - No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - Holy crap, y'all. We made it. - We made it. - We lived through Fourth of July. (laughing) - Some of us. - We lived through it all, and y'all, let me tell you what, this is the Outlaw Country Show. I'm Travis Billy Ross. I got with me sweet curbs today. - Hey, hey. - I always love you. How are you? - Fabulous, how are you? - Doing good, doing good. - Feeling good this morning. - And you know who else we got today? I love it. This is my favorite lady right here. This is my side sweet curbs, Cassie. - It's only 'cause I laugh like Mala. (laughing) And Fourth of July, if you recovered, like that was a week ago, it took an entire week. (laughing) - Right, I know, dude. (laughing) - All right, so this show is brought to you by Outlaw, barbecue. You guys had that? Sweet curbs? - Never, never. - Never, no. - Yes you have. - I have, I love barbecue. - You know what, man, I'm telling you what. He smokes the best meats. I'm telling you, he's got the best meats. - He does. - It's so good. - And you know why? - And he does like Outlaw, you know, Outlaw barbecue, does all the events outside, outside barbecue. - Like cowboys. - Weddings, divorce parties. - He does weddings, he does divorces, he does. - He does it all folks. - He does it all, it is so good. - I'm kind of am missing him. He's been out of town for a bit. - I know, yeah. - And I'm like, ugh. - Yeah. - I need some Outlaw barbecue. - Yeah, I know, same. Book your next event for ding, Outlaw barbecue. Love that guy, forget amazing. - Yeah. - Give him a call. - I think he's gonna be back. - Three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two. - Like that's the number, book your next event. Let's get it, where's my drinks at? - Drinks, plural. - Got it. - Yeah, that's how we roll. - Oh man. All right, what's today's topic? What are we talking about today? What's the fun stuff? - What are we doing? - I had an observation. - What do you got? - You have a new hat. - I have a new hat. - I do. - You do, like I'm used to your, like you have a couple of hats, but you have a new one lately. - I do. It's such a cool hat, man. You know that lady, Tara Hall's Apple? - That lady, I do. I have a hat that she made too. - I have one too. - Yeah, she's my favorite mad hatter. - I'm all of that too. I love her so much. She's so cool. (laughing) - And Kirby's got to, now you have two, right? Travis? - Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I wear a lot of hats. - You do. - You know, like when I go to work every day, I don't wear my cowboy hat. I wear a baseball hat. Have you ever seen me in a baseball hat? - We're gonna have to post some photos here of Travis in all manner of hats. - I wore my cowboy hat to work. That'd be weird. Like, I have students. I teach people how to climb and rescue each other off of towers and high angle rescue, rope access, stuff like that. - Not cowboy hat to real? - Not to wear a cowboy hat. I got to wear a helmet. That's my other hat. That's my third-- - Yeah, your hard hat. - A helmet, or a hard hat, if you will. - Yeah. - I'm freaking blue collar, dude. - That's why it works. - Yeah. So, songs about hats, dude. Eric. - Yes. - Sound guy. - I'm so sorry. - I'm doing high. (laughing) - Let's know a song about hats. And then I want to hear the story behind your Teraholes Apple hats. - Yeah, dudes. - Oh, man. - They're unique. Both of your hats are very unique. - They are. - And there's stories behind all of them. - So, we live out in the sticks, right? We have a lot of rattlesnakes out there. I've gotten two so far. This year. - Wow. - Just this year. - We give them to Terah for hatbands. - Yeah. - Do you really? - Fantastic. - It's kind of awkward at the salon when I have to put a frozen snake in the freezer and tell people don't open that bag. - I don't go in there. There's a snake in there. (laughing) - And then I get a tour of red, whites, and brews. Is that when Brisku is, the dog was freaking out? - Yeah. - About your bag? - Yeah. - He opens up this little concoction she's made to preserve it, plops it in, puts it in a little a glue bag under her chair and takes it on with her. - Oh my gosh. - Michael Goodrich got one the other day too. Got a big one, probably like about a four or five foot, four or five foot rattlesnake. - Okay, so I keep asking when's the barbecue? - What's up. - Well, the first one that we got, you'll catch it as mate. - Have you ever eaten snake before? - I have. - It's good. - The second one was too little. It was a baby. - Yeah, but the bigger ones. I mean, a lot of people will fry it up. It almost tastes, of course I'm gonna say it tastes like alligator. - It tastes like alligator. What does alligator taste like? - You had alligator get out of here. It all tastes like chicken. I'm pretty sure it all tastes like chicken. - I didn't think it tastes like alligator. I've had alligator. - Yeah, well I think it's the preparation too, right? - 'Cause we had Gator Nuggets. It was like-- - Gator Nuggets. - Yeah, the tail. Gator Nuggets. - Deep fried, yeah. - Poor gators. - Yeah. (laughing) - No, listen to a song about hats, and then I wanna hear the story, 'cause you've got one hat with a playing card, feathers, all of that, like so. - Yeah, well-- - There's stories behind each of these hats. - Can I answer the question? - Please. - So you give Tara the whole snake. - Yep. - And then Tara skins it. - Yeah. - So, no, the first one that I did-- - So the first one. - I got about a six foot long rhino snake. I had about eight buttons, nine buttons on it, and I actually cleaned it and skin it myself. Then I gave it to Tara. - But then, because it was already skinned, Tara said that, obviously, just the nature of it, I had to put it in a bag, so I had to fold it up. Kind of some of it stuck together, so just to bring her the whole snake next time. So I put the baby snake in our freezer and brought her a whole little snake. - What is Tara like sitting in her kitchen? And I don't know what, well-- - In my imagination, she does. She's like on a rocking chair, like a woodwindler. - She's like, "I'm telling her, "she's my favorite man animal, dude." - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I love that baby, she's like. - What are the odds of getting Tara to just come in here and explain the whole damn thing? - That would be awesome. - I'm gonna make a phone call. - Yeah, she only lives like-- - I know, I'm gonna make a phone call right now. - She lives right down the road from you. - Yep. - Yeah. - I'm gonna make a phone call. - Dude, all right, let's do a song and let's call it Tara. - Let's see if she'll show up. - Let's see if she should, yeah. - That would be rad. Then she can explain what she does when you hand her-- - A snake. - A snake. (laughing) - Snake in a bag. - Fuck's sake. (laughing) - The Ramona without telling me you're from Ramona. It's a snake in ways and ruse for you to put on us. - Man, I'll tell you this. - Yeah, you meet at the local pub to hear her snakes. - Yeah, I can't get a lot of Ramona. I'm gonna meet Tara as she's at the bar. I'm gonna just give her a snake real quick. - Yeah. (laughing) - On ice in a bag. - On a Monday. - On a Monday. - That's rad. All right, all right, first hat song. Dude, Chris LeDoo. - Oh, I like Chris LeDoo. - Oh, dude, that's a good ass song. - What song is it? Which one do you want? - This whole cowboy hat. - Okay. - And then I found a John Partie song cowboy hat. - Oh, that sounds good. - So let's go there. - Let's do two of those while I make a couple songs. - And we'll see if we can't get Tara to come over. - I got it. - I got it. - I got speed dial, dude. - Sweet. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ We've been out all night ♪ ♪ Tearing up this town ♪ ♪ It's time to bring it on home ♪ ♪ Stop the sick of your ass ♪ ♪ 'Cause when you turned on ♪ ♪ I can't turn you down ♪ ♪ You stopped to slip it off ♪ ♪ Grab my hat and start dancing round the bedroom ♪ ♪ Long live through the wind ♪ ♪ Oh, country on the radio ♪ ♪ See the way the beautiful ♪ ♪ Come on little closer ♪ ♪ Give us some of that baby user ♪ ♪ So good and nothing but my cowboy hat ♪ ♪ Nothing but my cowboy hat ♪ ♪ We should have just stayed in ♪ ♪ Let that truck in the drive ♪ ♪ The way you're looking ♪ ♪ Now I'm gonna be up all night ♪ ♪ No value ♪ ♪ Put it down or those angel eyes ♪ ♪ Baby keep on driving me ♪ ♪ Wow ♪ ♪ You're dancing round the bedroom ♪ ♪ Long live through the wind ♪ ♪ Oh, country on the radio ♪ ♪ See the way the beautiful ♪ ♪ Come on little closer ♪ ♪ Give us some of that baby user ♪ ♪ So good and nothing but my cowboy hat, yeah ♪ ♪ Can't resist you ♪ ♪ Can't resist you ♪ ♪ That's one thing you don't have to take on ♪ ♪ When you're dancing round the bedroom ♪ ♪ Long live through the wind ♪ ♪ Oh, country on the radio ♪ ♪ See the way the beautiful ♪ ♪ Come on little closer ♪ ♪ Give us some of that baby user ♪ ♪ So good and nothing but my cowboy hat, yeah ♪ ♪ Nothing but my cowboy hat, yeah ♪ ♪ So come on little closer ♪ ♪ Give us some of that baby user ♪ ♪ So good and nothing but my cowboy hat, yeah ♪ ♪ Nothing but my cowboy hat, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, keep on dancing round the bedroom ♪ (upbeat music) - Well, there's always been groups of people that never could see eye to eye. But I always thought if they ever had a chance to sit down and talk face to face, they might realize they got a lot in common. (upbeat music) Well, I was sitting in a coffee shop just having a cup to pass the time. Swapping rodeo stories with this old cowboy friend of mine. When some motorcycle riders started snickering in the back, they started poking fun at my friend's hat. A one old boy said, "Hey, Tex, where'd you park your horse?" A friend just pulled his hat down low, but they couldn't be ignored. One husky fella said, "I think I'll rip that hat right off your head." That's when my friend turned around and this is what he said. ♪ You ride a black tornado ♪ ♪ And cross the western sky ♪ ♪ Rolling old blue northern ♪ ♪ And milk into his dry ♪ ♪ Bulldog in Mississippi ♪ ♪ And it sit just down flat ♪ ♪ Long before you take this cowboy's hat ♪ A partner this old hat's better left and wrong. Said used to be my daddies, but last year he passed on. My nephew used to skin the rattler that makes up this old hat band. Back in '69, he died in Vietnam. Now the eagle feather was given to me by an Indian friend of mine. But someone ran him down somewhere around that Arizona line, and a real special lady gave me this hat pen. But I don't know if I'll ever see her again. ♪ You ride a black tornado ♪ ♪ And cross the western sky ♪ ♪ Rolling old blue northern ♪ ♪ And milk into his dry ♪ ♪ Bulldog in Mississippi ♪ ♪ And it sit just down flat ♪ ♪ Long before you take this cowboy's hat ♪ Now if your leather jacket means to you what this hat means to me, then I guess we understand each other and we'll just let it be. But if you still think it's funny, man you got my back up against the wall. And if you touch my hat, you're gonna have to fight and solve. Well right then it caught a little sadness in that gang leader's eyes. And he turned back to the others and they all just kind of shuffled on outside. But when my friend turned back towards me, I noticed his old hat brim, but it was turned up in a big old Texas green. ♪ You ride a black tornado ♪ ♪ And cross the western sky ♪ ♪ Rolling old blue northern ♪ ♪ And built into his dry hand ♪ ♪ Bulldog in Mississippi ♪ ♪ And it sit just down flat ♪ ♪ Long before you take this cowboy's hat ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - All right. (laughing) You all are not gonna believe this. What just happened right now? Well, we were just talking about Tara. And here she is. Tara Hall's Apple. How are you? - I'm good. How are you? - I can't believe you're here. That's so cool. Man. - Like you said, I'm super close. So super close. - I know you live right across the street, right? - Yeah, pretty much. - Call them and they will come. - We called her and she's like here. She showed up. - You talked about hats and here I am. - Oh my God, dude. That's so cool. You're like Spidey Cent start tingling and you're talking and-- - Yes, absolutely. It did, I mean for sure. - Dude, welcome to the Travis Bailey Ross Outlaw Country Show. - Thank you for having me. - I'm so glad that you're here. - Thank you. - Good to see you. - You too. - All right, so tell me a little bit about it. So before I say anything, I just want to tell you, I love you to death and you are my favorite Mad Hatter. - Well, thank you. - I hope that doesn't offend you. - No. (laughing) Especially 'cause I think I'm the only Mad Hatter you know. So I take that with quite pride. (laughing) - Oh, so you've made a hat for me? - Yes. - You actually didn't make a hat for me. You doctored my hat. - I did. - The one that I actually wear all the time. - Yes, you gave me your nasty old hat and said, "Run with it." - So sorry about that. - So I gave you the card. And she did make it beautiful. - I did, yeah. - She did, man, she killed it. You put a snake skin around it. Is that, that's a turkey feather? - Yes, Ramona turkey feather. - And then the cards, I love that. - Yes. - I like how you put me as the king of hearts. - Ah, that's for me. (laughing) - Well, Kirby has the queen of hearts. - That's the queen of hearts. - The queen of hearts has the queen of hearts. - That's the queen of hearts. - So he had the hat team. (laughing) - So how did you start making hats? Was that like always a hobby or? - No, Adam, my husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas a couple years ago. And I had started seeing people like doing cool hats. And I was like, I think I could do that for myself. So I said, buy me some hats 'cause I wanna decorate some. And so he bought me like five hats that Christmas. And I decorated them and I posted them just as like, hey, look at it. This is fun. I did it for myself. People were like, oh my gosh, is that what you do? And I'm like, no, I have a real job. This is just fun for myself. And I kept getting asked over and over again. And I finally had somebody say like, hey, like I want you to make me a hat. Like, what's it gonna take? And so I was like, okay. And so I made her two hats. And then it just kind of has snowballed from there. - Wow. - So awesome. - That's so cool. I've seen you do your shows, you know, your boots. - Yeah, pop up hat bars. - They set up, pop up, yeah. Man, you got a lot of hats. Like, that's a lot of work. - I do. - That's where I got my first "Holes Apple" hat. - Yeah. - That rest it, pop up. - Rest it, pop up. - The "Sippa" shop the first time she had me out there. - Yeah. - But here's what's cool. I'm waiting. I have a second hat. But here's what's cool. So you can go to the hat bar and make a hat and everything's there. Or you can take things that you have that are personal to you and give them to Tara. And she makes beautiful hats. - That's my absolute favorite. - Because then it's, I mean, they're all one of a kind, but when it's like you're given someone's personal treasures, like whether they're their own or they're from like heirlooms from grandparents and parents and stuff, then it's even more personal. Because never, ever can that hat ever be recreated. - Yeah. - And that's my ultimate favorite. - That's really cool. - That you just have sitting around in your jewelry box or something that never gets used. And then all of a sudden it's, you know, has new life and it gets worn and it gets seen and it tells a story. So every time you wear it, somebody asks you about it and you get to talk about that. - I know. - So that's the best. - People ask me all the time, like what is, what's with the, like explain your hat. Like, I gave it to Tara and she made it amazing. I love it. (laughing) - Yep, it's fun. - Very cool. - It's my fun creative outlet. - Yeah. - It's been a lot of fun. - So one of the things on my hat is this, this rattlesnake skin that you put around it. Like, where did this one come from? The one that's on my hat. - That one, we were on our way to golf practice one day and it had just gotten run over, had its head just run over and was dead on the side of the road. - Oh, that's a perfect spot. - Yeah. - For, I think it must stand, yeah. - Yeah. And we were driving past and I was trying to tell Adam, I want that snake, I want that snake. He's like, we gotta go to golf practice. We could stop and so little did I know he fixed his best friend Wayne and was like, dude, we just passed the snake, Tara really wants it. So Wayne went and picked it up and cut that off for me and put it in the fridge and then he brought it later on. And that was the first one, that was the first one I skinned ever. - Really? - And then my youngest, he set out under the tree and watched and so, yeah. - So I've skinned a few snakes in my life because I live in South Carolina, all right. I was like 12, 13, something like that. And a South Carolina snake is a black snake, right? Long, big snake and it got ran over. So I remember coming home from school and I saw the snake on the side of the road about a mile from my house. And I was like, dang, I'm gonna pick that up. So I went home and then I got in my bicycle and I rode down the road and I grabbed the snake and it was literally like six feet, huge snake. And I rode home on my bicycle with the snake in my hand. I was like, all right, what am I gonna do with snake? - You didn't bring like anything to put it in? - No, I just went and picked it up. I was like 13, dude. - Well, you thought enough to go get your bike to go back and get it? - I wanted to go get it. I picked it up, I brought it home and I skinned it. So I had a, I didn't know how to skin stuff. Like there was no YouTube back then. I just figured it out, so I think he sliced it down in the middle and then kind of built skin off, right? I did that and then I put it on my, I had a basketball goal, playing basketball. - How's it dry out? - Yeah, and I put it on the post. So my basketball goal post was a snake. (laughing) - Nice, nice. - All right, so I'm not into killing animals and snakesy. I love snakes, right? But I can't have them around my property because I have animals and dogs and chickens and goats stuff. So it doesn't hurt my feelings to kill them, you know what I mean? - Well, then we repurposed them by giving them good care. - And then so, yes, so, a beautiful gets made. So a while back, I gave you a very, very big fredal stick. How many buttons are on that thing? Like eight? - Yeah, that one was a pretty big one. I mean, the ruddles were about that big. - Yeah, but so that's about what, three beer cans? (laughing) - That was absolutely it. - The first time I'd seen anyone skin a snake, but the skinning it was not the awful part. We shot it, it died, but it like stays alive. - Yeah, it just kept moving. - Oh, it was wild. Even after he cut the head completely off, we had it on a tree stump, and it literally wriggled off the tree stump. - Yeah. - Yeah, I was doing that and there was like crows, like up in the trees. - Oh, I'm sure. - Yeah, they were like watching it. I'm like, come on. I gotta save this for tarp. (laughing) - Oh, man. - Now, as an artistry, like what you do is this like something you've been doing for a long time? - No, I have a creative side. So I've done like various things on and off with it. I work for school districts. So this is, I don't have a creative job at all. I have a very organized, set, scheduled job. So that's, hats is my creative outlet, but I like to make things, I draw, I don't like painting. That's not fun for me. But creating things with my hands is something I've always enjoyed doing. And it's taken various things. I've sewed, I've built things with wood. Like I do all various things, but yeah. Hats is the first one that's really taken off as something that has paid for itself. - Sure, yeah. I'm telling you, I love your hats. - Thank you. - They're freaking amazing. - Is the goal to do that as your main gig or do you like having both? - No, I like having both because there's not pressure to like, I don't have to be doing hats all the time. Like, I gotta make bills, I gotta, you know, all that stuff. And I do, I love the team that I work with for my job. My job's fairly easy, no brainer, and I'm on a teacher's calendar. Like I'm off for the summer. So I'm off. - Oh, that's awesome. - Tell the beginning of August. - Wait, what? - Yeah. - Dang, I wish I had that. - So I have all the holidays off. I make my own calendars. So when the band's out of school, I don't work those days. - Oh, that's so cool. - I'm home by two every day, so I can't really complain. And I have great benefits, so. - Very cool. She's gonna join the summer carne circuit. - Yeah. - Yeah, she could do it now. - So you're gonna be on the show quite often, all right? (laughing) - I mean, you live right down the road. - You do live right down the road, 20 times. - I can't even believe you're here right now. This is so cool and you just showed up. That's so freaking cool. - I'm off for the summer. - It's awesome, man, awesome. All right, so music, let's talk about music. You like country music, yes. - I do. I like how I like pretty much most music. - What's your favorite genre of music? - Old blues. - Okay, I like old blues. - Old blues. - I took her for a slipknot girl. - Like Billy Harvey, something like that. - Yeah. - Okay. - I was thinking Metallica, no. (laughing) - I grew up on classic rock. My dad really liked 50s rock and roll, so I grew up on those too. But the old blues and old jazz is like-- - Blues. Give me-- - It's my all-time favorite. - What's your favorite blues? Who's your favorite? I can tell you my favorite blues, Jimi Hendrix. - You know, I'm going to older southern blues. - Older than that? Okay. - Yeah, like I like T-Bone Walker, Johnny Lee Hooker. - Yeah, yeah. - Best concert I ever went to is I got to see BB King. - Ooh, gosh. - I went to BB King's club in Tennessee. - Nice. - Yeah, it was so cool. - I got to see him at the house of blues at Bananaheim. He played in a chair with Lucille for like three and a half hours. - I know, dude. He was so amazing. - Told stories and played songs, and it was like you were sitting in his living room with him. - That's cool. - Yeah. - Did you ever see him break a string? Like he broke a string and he replaced the string while telling a story. Like it was crazy to watch. I know. He did it right, too. Like he put the string into the headstock and then he spun it around and then he placed it into the-- I'm like, how the hell did you do that? It takes me like a day to change. He tries to change. And he did it right there on the spot. I was like, wow. And blues, Stevie Ray Vaughan. Yeah? - Yeah, some. - He did the same thing, right? So he was playing at a venue, whatever. And he broke a string. And then mid-song, they had somebody come out and replace his guitar and he just kept it going. It was so frickin cool. - That was cool. - Loved it. It was so great. - Dedicated to the craft. - Yeah. - Yeah. Heck yeah. - Let's play a little BB King. - BB King? Heck yeah. - Let's play a little BB King. - Nothing. - We love the nothing. - Nothing. - You're going to have to ask her that 10 day on an island thing and see if she should be-- she's going to hang out with BB-- we'll find out later. - Oh, that'd be-- [LAUGHING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] ♪♪ ♪ Run me baby ♪ ♪ Like you're over, like a will ♪ ♪♪ ♪ What you're over, baby ♪ ♪ Like you're over, like a will ♪ ♪♪ ♪ What you're over, baby ♪ ♪ You don't know how it makes me feel ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Rock me baby, hot air on me slow. ♪ Air on me, pretty baby. ♪ Baby, rock me slow. ♪ While air on me baby, 'til I want the road. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign. ♪ We've all seen at least three times. ♪ Everybody's broke and Bobby's got a buck. ♪ Put a dollar's worth of gas and he's picked up a truck. ♪ We're going 90 miles an hour down a dead-end road. ♪ World's a hurry, son, but you don't go. ♪ We're gonna, I'll have to move. ♪ Shoot out the light, it's a small town Saturday night. ♪ It's a small town Saturday night. ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's got a lipstick on a little too bright. ♪ ♪ Bobby's getting drunk and looking for a fight. ♪ Lick around his breath, the trouble on his mind. ♪ Well, he's just a kid along for the light. ♪ We've got a six pack of beer and a bottle of wine. ♪ We've got to be bad just to have a good time. ♪ They're gonna, I'll have to move. Shoot out the light, it's a small town Saturday night. ♪ It's a small town Saturday night. ♪ ♪ ♪ Bobby told Lucy the world ain't around. ♪ He drops off sharp at the edge of town. ♪ ♪ Lucy you know the world must be flat. ♪ ♪ 'Cause when people eat town they never come back. ♪ ♪ They go nine and miles are now to the city limits time. ♪ The pedal to the pedal fully changed their mind. ♪ ♪ Hey, I'll have to move. Shoot out the light, it's a small town Saturday night. ♪ I'll have to move. Shoot out the light. ♪ It's a small town Saturday night. ♪ It's a small town Saturday night. ♪ It's a small town Saturday night. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ The online's jamming like a moth to blame. ♪ Mama raised me right. That just leaves me blame. ♪ When I hit a little sideways on a whole guitar tear. ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ The cow girls with band and two boots and type of jeans. ♪ Take my mind off doing right. ♪ And do another thing. ♪ When the weekend's gone, I won't have time to spare. ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ My day morning I wake up with a hammer in my hand. ♪ The most men yell at something that read and I don't understand. ♪ I don't know how I got to work, but I still know I'm there. ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ When the ego flies on Friday, or he baring, it leaves the ground. ♪ I've got just enough left to get dressed up, and hit back to town. ♪ The most said son, having all that fun won't get you anywhere. ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ My day morning I wake up with a hammer in my hand. ♪ The most men yell at something that read and I don't understand. I don't know how I got to work, but I'm still too young care. ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young care. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Well, it looks like I've been in prison for a couple years. It just got out. It just got sprung from the joint. Right. [laughter] No, honestly, sweet curbs. You did a good job on that. You did pretty good. You're sweet. Thank you. You know. It looks... Go check out the pictures. You guys make a joke. It looks prisony. [laughter] It definitely looks prisony. All right, Tara. Yes. What do you want to tattoo? [laughter] No, I'm just kidding. We don't have the gun. Don't worry yourself. I don't have the tattoo gun with me. But if I did, what would you like? What would you want? Tattoo. You have a couple tattoos. I have one. I have my kids' birth dates in hearts. Oh, okay. But right now, that's my only one. So my next one is a holes apple. It's an apple with holes in it on a tree branch. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So... Man, what a cool last name, holes apple. I know. Right? Yeah, I married into and got the coolest last name. You married into a cool last name, right? Yeah. How's Adam doing? How's he doing? He's good. He's a cool dude. I love that guy. Me too. Heck yeah. What is Tracy Wayne's apple column? He's all right. Everything but lover man. You know it's so funny, Tracy. Everything but lover man because that's my nickname for him. And then she's just kind of run with it. So she never calls madam. That's cool. That's funny. Tracy Wayne's apple and holes apple. I know. When I first met you and I was like okay, how am I going to separate this whole whole apple, right? No. It's just Wayne's apple. You're so funny. Just mesh us. Tracy's cool. Maybe we should call her up. What does she do? The last time you made a phone call they magically showed up in 20 minutes. I know, right? I know. Tracy's on a plane right now. Oh, she's out of town. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her live episodes that she does with a painting. It's incredible. And I always comment on it. She always responds. She's like Travis Billy Ross. How are you? I'm like. Yeah. I got a shadow. You're so funny. She always has like a lot of views. Yeah. Yeah. She's pretty talented. Yeah. Yeah. She met. We're going to have to have her on the show soon at some point. Okay, boss. Yeah. Eric. Come on. All right. All right. So do you get like unusual requests? So like anything fascinating or like anything you sit back and you had to like go home and tell the family you're like, okay, you're not going to believe what I just was asked to do. Anything yet? No. No. No. You guys don't do baseball hats though. I don't do baseball hats. Oh. I kind of accept some people. What? Yeah. How come you don't do baseball hats? Not really funny. How it has enough. What I do, I don't understand how you would catch like the stuff that I do. Like embellish it. Yeah. How you embellish it. Have you ever seen a rattlesnake skin on a baseball hat? I've never seen that. No. And I'm not really into, I'm not huge into like patches. Yeah. I mean, I'll use them on my hats if somebody has one that they really want, but I mean baseball hats, that's pretty much what you can do is patches. Yeah. Yeah. It's like asking them to go to paint your living room. Yeah. It's like really? Yeah. Yeah. Good morning. This is going to be a peach wall right here. How many hats do you work on like at any given time? Does it depend or do you always have like a few going? It kind of depends. Well, you have one going right now for sweet curbs. I just finished it. Oh, you finished it? Yeah. Finished it this morning. Oh, I can't wait to see. Yeah. I finished two this morning. I think I have three in the studio waiting. I have a pile of hats that are like set aside for people that they picked out like their base hat and the size and then they were like, let me find my things. So I always have like a bunch that are like waiting for people and everyone's mom like, hey, did you actually want me to finish this? Yeah. So cool. If nobody's ever thought about getting a custom hat designed, it is actually a very cool experience. It is, dude. I had a hat designed for Cassie and to go through the process is actually cool. And then when you have it, to know it's a one of a kind is just a cool thing. I can't wait. I gave Tara my dad's mom, my grandma and a scarf, and then my mom's mom, my grandma Carol, like costume jewelry, a pearl necklace and I don't know, it's like a diamond kind of pendant, but she did something really cool and put it around the top of the hat. So the pendant sets like on the front. I can't wait to wear it, but yes, having those personal pieces where it's super special to you. And the guy that hope, you know, that hopefully is the first guy at tractor supply to get the first cap. Like, and I get to wear it for three days and go, Travis, where'd you get your hat? Tractor supply. This hat right here? Yeah. Yeah, I did actually get that from tractor supply. I don't know, like three years, four years ago, Travis wears the same hat and when it wears out, he goes back to tractor supply and gets the same exact hat. Yeah. No, I'm not going to do that anymore. I'm getting a Tara. Holds up. Yeah. I'm getting a whole sample. Here's the other thing that's cool about Tara. We were having a conversation months ago about, I don't know what started it, but basically we started talking about this movie. That's one of my favorite movies. It's called Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken about this woman that like jumped off horses on like docks into the water. And she found a card that had this lady free diving with her horse into the water for my hat. That's cool. And she like that she remembered and sent me a picture and she's like, Oh my gosh, look what I found. And I saved it for you. Yeah. That's so cool. Very personal. Right. So we got to know you through the music scene. Yes. Primarily. Yes. Big music club. Big supporter of the music. I am. I love listening to music. And then I figured it would be a good way to promote the business. So I reached out to Catherine Beaks and Ashley Norton and said, Hey, if I, because I noticed they wore hats a lot and just said, I make you guys ones at like a, can we work a deal? And so it's kind of how I got my foot in the door with all of the musicians. And then I've just been slowly making my way through all of you guys, which has been a lot of fun. You are a genius. Sure. Sure. Word. You were my favorite mad head. And then it amazes me every time I like, see one of my hats on stage or something. And then that to me just trips me out still because he went, but it's been fun to just kind of work my way through. You made a hat. I think it was for a tear from Ramona Ranch winery. They were on the news a while back. Yes. And she wore it. Yeah. She was wearing, I saw that. She was. She said it's her confidence booster, so she's never feeling a little shy or doesn't have confidence. She said she puts on her hat. That's going to be cool for you to hear though. It blows my mind. I'm just still like, I know, I took pictures of it. It was crazy. And then I sent it to everybody. I was like, Oh my gosh. My hat's on the TV. It's on the news. That's awesome, dude. We should get Terry or Michael come, come sit with us on this. We do win. I'm hard on the show. Whack-a-do show, Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. Now, here's something I do want to know I'm interested in. And I think Tracy's the one that got you to try it. You started doing like soldering on your hat. All right. I don't know if that's the term. I've done it before. I just don't. A lot of people don't know I can, and then they do. So I always have like, I have miniature brands and I have letter alphabet and symbols. And so those are always out with me, but I don't, when I have the hat bar out, I don't always have power, so I don't have my little soldering gun with me. Well, it's like a wood burner. Okay. So most people don't know I can unless they get asked, but yes, Tracy had asked if that was something I could do. And I said, yes. And because she's an artist who primarily does flowers, I had her draw in her style on her hat, and then I went back and burned it. Oh, how cool. And your words. Heck yeah. That's awesome. That's killer. So it was a collab. Got a song released the other day. Yeah. I saw pictures of the whiskey revival. Yes. So I heard. Have you seen that whiskey revival? Yeah. She did. Yeah. In the font that she did. Yeah. All right. Well, let's play the song. Yeah. Let's play the music. Tara, what do you want to hear? Like, what's your favorite? Who's your favorite? Okay. So we ask everyone. Yeah. King of country, Queen of country. Queen of country. Dolly. Okay. Amen. Yeah. Don't you dare say it. I tell everyone to listen, say whatever you like. I don't. Who's your favorite country singer? It could be new or old. It doesn't matter. Like right now, who's your, what are you listening to now? If they were in town for a concert and you're like, I have to go see them. Who would they be? Yeah. I don't know. I kind of would go to see anybody. I love going to concerts. Like, I love going to concerts. Like, it's one of my all-time favorite things to do. And I'll pretty much just go listen to anybody. So. That's why we love you. Tara. And that's why too. She comes out to the dirty confetti shows all the time, man. Much as I can. Yeah. You're so cool. You're so cool. Thanks. [MUSIC] I've done my way from L.A. back to Knoxville. I've found out those bright lights ain't where I belong. From a phone booth in the rain I call to tell her I've had a change of dreams I'm coming home. But tears filled my eyes when I found out she was gone. Smokey mountain rain I keep on calling for me. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. She's somewhere in the smokey mountain rain I'll wave the diesel down outside a cafe. He said that he was going as far as Gatlinburg I climbed up in the cab all went and cold and lonely. I wiped my eyes and told him about her. I've got to find her can you make these big winds burn. Smokey mountain rain I keep on calling for me. Smokey mountain rain I'll call to tell her I can't go on her car this way. She's somewhere in the smokey mountain rain I can't blame her for letting go. A woman needs someone warm to hold. I feel the rain running down my face. I find her no matter what it takes. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on calling for me. Smokey mountain rain I'll call to searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on calling for me. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Smokey mountain rain I keep on searching I can't go on her car this way. Watch her till she's gone. All to have mercy baby's got her blue jeans on. Heaven help us baby's got her blue jeans on. All right we're back so Tara yes a little more personal about you like you're from Ramona. I am from Ramona how long have you lived here? We moved here when I was like five or six oh wow from Oregon and then have been we lived on G Street for two years and then moved out and my mom and dad bought a house out in the acres behind Adobe Animal Hospital. And so that's where I grew up my mom's still in the same house. That's always so wild to me when I hear people like lived in the same house for so many years we moved so much growing up. I mean not so much but I mean I've lived in quite a few different houses. Yeah I did when I got married the first time because my ex was not from Ramona so we did not stay up here and we moved a lot while I was married to him and then after the divorce I had to move back where I could afford and moved back in with my mom worked. And you've been here ever since then? Yeah came back. I never really cared to leave but. Dude I love Ramona. I do too. This is my town. I loved growing up here. I absolutely loved growing up here. Such a cool spot. So I grew up in South Carolina but before I moved there I lived in Lakeside down the hill. My brother is in Lakeside now. I lived off a marilla drive. Nice. Little town. Yeah. Lakeside. So before that I lived in Chula Vista. Chula Vista. I went from Chula Vista to Lakeside. I don't know. I was like eight when we moved to Lakeside and then my mom wanted horses and she wanted like all the fun stuff. That's what I had. Chickens goats. Like what we have now. I never had any of that until I moved to Ramona. You moved with me and then we got goats and chickens. I always had dogs and stuff growing up but I grew up well I lived in Long Beach until I was ten. And then my parents said we were moving to San Diego and I was like sweet. Like San Diego I thought like beach. Like San Diego right. My dad served. My brother served. I was like okay San Diego cool. And then we moved to Poway and I was like. Oh yeah. Man. And then after Poway we moved to Ramona and I'm like dude like the next stop is like a year in the middle of the woods and we're going to all ride horses like just farther and farther into the country every time we move. But I love Ramona now. So I lived in a spot in Pacific Beach, PB for about eight months and I hated it. It was like 2003 to somewhere around there. Worse. How old were you in 2003? I was like twenty something. Twenty five. Twenty four. Okay that's appropriate. I was going to say you can't live in PB and be over twenty five years old. Like everyone. You mentioned me in PB right now. Like if we went to PB right now people would be like what are you doing here grandpa? Yeah I know. Like median age is like twenty two years old. But I'm telling you. That was the worst time. I was the worst place I've ever lived in Pacific Beach. The traffic was terrible. I remember it was on 4th of July. Oh. Oh that's the worst in many ways. Yeah. So I lived in an apartment complex. It was called Bay Point Apartments right across on Ingram Street. And man I come home from work and it was 4th of July. I had to work that day. I've always worked formerly work. Blue collar you know. But anyway. I remember coming home and I'm like there's no where to park. Like I had to park like two miles away from my place that I lived. I was like park and I was like a skateboard. I had to ride a skateboard from my car to get to my apartment. Oh I believe it was terrible. Well at least you had a skateboard. That's why I bought a skateboard. Because I was like oh I'm going to park over here. I'm going to ride a skateboard home. You had a skateboard. Stop your belly aching. I know. You could have had ten toes right back. And you lived by the beach. Oh my god dude. Okay so I had this bad experience on a skateboard. I crashed. Bad. Okay. Doesn't every guy. Dude I busted my ass. Not even joking. Like I was coming down Ingram Street hauling ass on this long board. I bought a long board. Because it was good for cruising. And I was like oh I could just go up this curve for those long skateboard. It was good for cruising. It was good for cruising. Because I had a long way to go home. Anyway. It's for this couple mile road. So I'm thinking oh I can just hop up this curve and keep going on the sidewalk. No. I flew. Bottomed out probably. Bottomed out. That explains a lot. What do you call it? They call it rock bite. The skaters call it boom. Hit the curve and just flew. Like I don't know 20 feet hauling ass. Did you get road rash? Yeah I did. I got my ass kicked. They're still a little T.R. That explains a lot. His son has had crazy things happen to him and I'm like literally you're the only person that can happen to. But it's stories like that. I'm telling you my son. My son. It's funny because he rented a one of those skaters. Bikes you know downtown where you can do the QR. Did you like break his elbow? Yeah. He fucked himself. So bad. He like hopped off a curve. He thought he could take a job with a circle. And it was like a cliff. And it was like a much steeper drop than he anticipated. And then he calls me up. He's like I'm fucked up. I broke my arm. It was Easter wasn't it? Like he was supposed to be at his. We're all at his cousin's house. And I'm like where's Trevez and. Yeah, necessary. He's like that. I fucked up man. I broke my arm. I'm like dude. He's 24 right now. Well this was a couple years ago. He was like 22 but still. Yeah he was younger. His arm he did have not really progressed. All busted up. He crashed it bad. Like he took a jump and like cracked his arm. Bad. Oh here's the worst accident I ever had. It happened as a child though not as an adult. I know this happens to more people than just me. So if this ever happened to you riding my bike. Shoelaces got caught in my thing and I just literally went. And it like got checked my stomach and went over the top of my bike. I was probably like nine. Like you know when you're just like trucking and then all of a sudden just dead stop. I remember putting rubber bands around my pant legs so that my pants didn't get caught. Oh yeah. Or fold them over and then roll it so it's all like super tight. Do you like shoe lace? Yeah. Yeah. Crazy shoe lace got in there. Inside my shoes. I do now. This is less than you learn once. I'm like I'm going to need shoes. Flip-flops are fine. My worst accidents were always on horses but I've never broken a bone which was amazing because I took a lot of really bad falls. Not professional but did you like compete like a competitive trainer? Oh yeah. I started. I got lessons for my eighth birthday and then it went from I had horses from the time I was eight till I got married the first time at 20 and I didn't stop. I was. And what style of competition? Or like what was your? All of it. Okay. I've shown, ridden, all of it, trained. Oh cool. Given lessons. You've done the barrel races and all that stuff. I did a little bit. My mom used to barrel race when she was like a teenager so it like terrified her which is kind of funny because then I like jumped which I think is even scarier than barrel racing. So my mom wouldn't let me do barrel racing. I got to do one competition at the Fred Grand Arena and it was at Halloween. That's one of the estates, yeah? No. Fred Grand is here. Okay. The Ramona Rodeo Grounds is Fred Grand. Casey Tibbs is the one out in the estates. So I got to do a Halloween competition and I got to run barrels there and I thought it was the best because I always wanted to go as fast as possible on horses and it freaked my mom out so she let me do it one time and that was all I could do but I jumped. I drove carts. I did English, Western, side saddle, saddle seat, pretty much if it involved a horse I did it. Wow. That's awesome. Do you have horses now? I don't. No. I haven't had horses in a long time. They're money pits. They are. They have a couple horses growing up. I've never had horses. Yeah. But it's, I like horses. I think just when you don't grow up with them, they're kind of intimidating. They are. They're big. They can be little a-holes and they know you're, like a dog, they don't want to show your fear or whatever. No, they know. Yeah. Oh, horses have more intuition on to like your feelings than a dog does even. They're, yeah, they sense everything but yeah, but they're expensive because it's not just feed. If it was just feeding them then it wouldn't be as good. It's like the medical, something happens to them. That's the night. I can't imagine. That's very expensive. And they're feed dead and yeah, all of that stuff. You know, I think we said that before, you know, back in like the 1800s or then when cars came out, like rich people had cars, poor people had horses. Yeah. It's like. Yeah. Holy rich people have horses down. Yeah. That is funny. That is funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy, man. A lot of things happen that way. Lobsters were the bugs of the sea. Yeah. That's what they fed all the. Oh, now it's the bougie. Like, yeah, you go to like fancy restaurants and lobster. The lobster, sir. I love it lobster. We used to feed that to the servants. Man. Man. They put butter on it and it turned up good. All the solutions. Fancy. There's a secret to that. Butter is the secret. Butter. Man. Oh, Tara. Yes. If you're on an island for, let's say, 10 years, what would be your food that you would like? Probably sushi. Sushi? Yeah. Oh, man. I like sushi too. Yeah, me too. But you're going to have an unlimited supply because you're on an island. There's fish up there. No. No. We do this. I'm going to start telling people if-- This is like-- Like, I know you're in space. You're in space. You're in space. No. Like, nigiri. If you were on a glass cube, suspended at 30,000 feet for 10 years, what would be the edge of the tree. And these are through a tree. You're a little hole in the door. That's all you got. It's like that. Sushi. You have to have-- so with sushi, do you have to have a chef with you? So that would be your person on that island or whatever it is. Bobby Flay. What would you like to eat every day, Bobby Flay? Oh, sushi. One California roll, please. Oh, come on. You can't do-- if you're one food sushi, you can't do California rolls. I love California rolls. Put the crab. That's fake sushi. But it's fake sushi. It's good, though. I mean, it's fine. But it's fake sushi. Oh, man. I had a sushi party at my house years ago when I lived in Mira Mesa. Speaking of Mira-- living in Mira Mesa, I had a sushi party at my house because I lived right next to a place called Bamboo Hut. It's not there anymore. But I was good friends with the owner. And I was like, hey, I'm having a party at my house. So she brought like all this sushi and a bunch of sake, sake, oh my God. The curbs. Why? I have had sake. So I'm like, sake. I did. I did a shot with everybody that came in my door. There was like 50, 60 people. I did a-- I swear I did 60 shots. You would die. That's not true. No, it's sake. It's like, why? Like, yeah. Anyway, God almighty. All right, so your one drink on an island would not be sake now. Oh, no. What would your drink be if you could have one drink forever? Diet Coke. That's accurate. Such a Diet Coke addict. Oh, my God. Diet Coke. I had a friend that works with a girl that she was like you. She was so addicted that for Lent one year, she-- that's what she gave up was Diet Coke. I mean, I can. Like, I go days without drinking it. But it is my favorite. It's my all-time favorite. Diet Coke. Yeah. I do Diet Coke too. Yeah. All right. Sushi Diet Coke. What was the other one? Song. Song. Song. You have to listen to one song. Yeah. I think I would just bring a guitar. Yeah, I can't play. You would be your one person. I would be me. It would be me. I do not have musical talent whatsoever. Oh, my God. Tara, thank you so much for coming and hanging out with us. Thanks for having me. It was a beautiful day. It was a beautiful Sunday. Anytime. We want to say, how do we buy a hat? What do we-- Um, I have-- You have a website? Not currently, but I have Facebook and Instagram and it's Holesapple Design Co, H-O-L-S-A-P-P-L-E Design Co. And you can contact me through there. I take in-home appointments. I have a full studio at the house. Those are my favorite because I get to do one-on-one personalized appointments. And then it also-- I post whenever I have the hat bar out and about in town. So-- Very cool. So you make a hat and you post it. Yeah. Yeah. So anything on my social media pages are all customs. I don't have ones ready made. Yeah. So-- I can't wait to see Sweet Curbs' new hat. I can't wait either. I bought that for you. Sweet Curbs. That's pretty neat. I know. Thank you. All right. Let's go out with a song. Tara, what would you like to listen to? Some blues? Yes. All right. Let's hear some blues. Let's do-- Let's do some T-bone Walker. Nah. They call it stormy Monday, but two is just as bad. Yeah. They call it stormy Monday, but two is just as bad. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. 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The rittiest one you ever laid eyes on. Delta dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today? To take you to his mansion in the sky. Delta dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today? To take you to his mansion in the sky. Delta dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today? To take you to his mansion in the sky. Delta dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today? To take you to his mansion in the sky. There never a chance to meet some old friends on the street. They wonder how does a man get to be this way? I've always got a smile in place. Anytime in any place. And every time they ask me why I just smile and say. You've got to kiss an angel good morning. And let her know you think about her when you're gone. Kiss an angel good morning. And lover like the devil when you get back home. Well people may try to guess the secret of a happiness. But some of them never learn it's a simple thing. The secret I'm speaking of is a woman and a man in love. And the answer is in this song that I always sing. You've got to kiss an angel good morning. And let her know you think about her when you're gone. Kiss an angel good morning. And lover like the devil when you get back home. Kiss an angel good morning. And let her know you think about her when you're gone. Kiss an angel good morning. And lover like the devil when you get back home. I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, soul partner. Mr. Duck Sound better known as the third Douglas Quintet from San Antonio. Wherever you are brother. Waste of days and waste of night. I have left for you behind. For you don't belong to me. You're hot belong to someone else. Why should I keep loving you? When I know that you're not true. And why should I call your name when you're the blame? Or making me blue? Don't you remember the day like you went away and left me? I was so lonely, crying for you only my love. Why should I keep loving you? When I know that you're not true. And why should I call your name when you're the blame? Or making me blue? Don't you remember the day? But you went away and left me. I was so lonely, crying for you only my love. Why should I keep loving you? When I know that you're not true. And why should I call your name when you're the blame? Or making me blue? All right. We're back. Can you all believe that we just had Tara Hall's apple? I didn't call and look what happened. They show up. I can't believe that happened. That was so freaking awesome. Cassie. Yes, sir. You're back. Welcome back. Well, you know, I have to give up my seat for Tara. Like make a phone call. She shows up like go baby, go. So cool. How's your tattoo doing? It's good. It's good. Yeah. I think I've got a little scab over, which is normal. It's good. Yeah, but it feels good. It looks good. It's good. I've been asked several times this week to... Same. Same. To prove. Let me see it. Where is it at? Yeah. What are you talking about? I think people want proof of life or something. Yeah. We really did it. It honestly truly did happen in this studio. We really did it. Oh, God. I can't believe we did that. What a... What a bunch of maniacs we are. You know what? Oh. Oh. Oh. Studios falling apart. Studios falling apart. Some fall over in this studio. I was really in a tornado. That was terrifying. Oh, my God. I know. Yes. When I was in Texas... A lot about a couple months ago. I saw your Facebook post. You have to tell us that story. Oh, my gosh. So, I'll take an earthquake any day. Let me start by that. Terrifying. Because it's just an hour and a half of anticipation. So, from 10 o'clock to like 11.30, there were, I think, eight of us, seven of us. And my brother-in-law and sisters walk in closet. Two dogs. And my niece is lizard. And... Her niece is lizard. She's got a little dragon. I'm like, what is it? Gecko named Ragnarok. Oh, that's cool. Oh. So, we're all in there. And my brother-in-law has his computer in there. So, we're watching the news on the computer. Okay, take cover. Here it comes. Here it comes. Power goes out. All the sirens on the street start going off. All of our phones start going off. And you can just hear this slow rumble. I've heard it sounds like a freight train. It sounds exactly like a freight train. And then you can just hear it and feel it getting closer and closer. And then it literally felt like a freight train drove through my sister's closet. The walls were shaking. The roof was shaking. Thank goodness it either went over the top of us or to either side of us. It didn't hit us. And my sister's neighborhood did not have a ton of damage. But there were places that got really messed up. And this was recent. This was the end of May. Wow. Yeah. We are glad that you are here to tell the story. We had hurricanes and stuff in South Carolina. But you have time to prepare for that. Like, literally we're sitting on the couch. Everything's fine. News cuts out of what we were watching and says, "Pilot point, be prepared." You were under a... Hooker dam. No, no, no, a watch. A watch happens first. And so they tell you, like, okay, potentially the weather could change and you could have a tornado so you have a watch. And then once they're pretty sure a tornado is going to come or form or whatever, however the weather works, it's a warning. Like, get to cover, get if you have a shelter. Right. Whatever. So... Yeah. That's, you know, here, like, fires. We know about fires. Like earthquakes just happen. We evacuate fires. Right. But they give you, like... You're under a watch. You're under a watch. You're under a warning. All of that. And then they're, like, mandatory. Like, a long time, kind of, right? Like... Yeah, hurricanes are too. Well, yeah, hurricanes are too. The tornadoes are, like, seen on the ocean, you know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? They just jump around and then they're done. It just forms. They don't go, like, across the state or the country or anything, like a hurricane. How scary is it, California? I know. For sure. And all these people, they're, like, it's no big deal, like, whatever. Like, how we treat earthquakes. And I'm like, no. Right. And the earthquake is two seconds. It's done before you can even be scared. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. Hour and a half of sitting in a closet waiting for the roof to get ripped off of the house or anything. And I will tell you, I've had those conversations with my friends from the Midwest, et cetera. Yeah. And all of them are, like, I don't know how you live in California. They're so scary. Those earthquakes are scary. Dude. And I'm like, no, dude. I think... I know. They're fast. They go away. They're fast. They go away. I know when it was really, it was kind of sad, but really sweet. My nephew and I stay, I always stay in my nephew's room when we call out slumber parties. And so the night of the tornado, by the time we came out, came out of the closet, oh, well. It was like, it was like midnight and our adrenaline was going too much. It means something different in Texas. The literal closet. Literally our shelter. But so we come out and it's like midnight and all of our adrenaline was obviously amped up. And we come in until like three o'clock. I'm sorry. I told my nephew. I said, I say, okay, I'm going to bed. Are you ready? He's like, hmm. I think I'm going to sleep in my mom and dad's room tonight. Oh. They have a little, like, soap at the foot of their bed. He's like, I'm just going to sleep in here. I'm also like, all right. He's like, I'm safe with mom. Yeah. He was like, I love you at curbs. But I'm going to sleep in here tonight. Oh, bless us. Oh, man. I'm going to tell you the last earthquake that I remember, like, that I felt, right, I usually sleep through them. Like, you hear about it, oh, four o'clock in the morning, and there was an earthquake. Yeah. The little ones are good. Like, I didn't even feel that at all. Like, the one, one of the ones that I did feel was Easter. And it was probably, like, 2000, 2010, I think, something like that. The pool, like, the water was sloshing out of my parents. Oh, that's crazy. Cool. Like, it was crazy. Like, it was crazy. I remember that. I was in my aunt's house in La Jolla. And all of a sudden, like, the ground just started going. I was like, what the heck is happening right now? I felt like I was on water. It was long and strong, that one. Yeah. Yeah. Which was, yeah, definitely unique. Wow. At times. Has San Diego ever had a really big earthquake? That was one of the... The only one I know of, like, 87, but it was, like, North, like, San Francisco somewhere around that. Oh, you know. Cause I was like, I said, I threw up in the truck. And I was in that. I remember that. Yeah. But I can't remember what year it was. Lots in San Francisco, in LA. I don't... And I'm born and raised to San Diego. We're going back, you know, a couple of years. All right. 50 or so. But... So... I know. You better get out of here. Yeah. I know people are laughing over here in the wings. But, no, the biggest one that I recall was that Easter. And there were things knocked off the walls and some damage, but not like Northridge or the San Francisco quite. Yeah. It was a weird one. It was a Northridge one because I remember coming back to school and my fourth... I was at... Well, my fourth grade classroom. Do you want to have the drink so we could... I had a crack down the wall. Just trying to hatch up to you, sweetheart. Trying to catch up, sweetheart. Yeah. You better drink up. A crack down the wall in your classroom. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you're in your school? Yeah. There was an actual crack down the wall. Yeah. Wow. See, that's something I've never seen. I'm sure there are people yelling at the radios right now telling me about the one that I missed. And I probably would have slept through it because I woke up to my sister running through the house screaming there's an earthquake. Oh, yeah. That's what woke me up. It wasn't the actual earthquake. Right. I think I had a lot of those. I was all the people screaming. My sister. She was just running down the hallway. Standing in the doorway. Standing in the doorway. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Dang. And I was like, "Okay." I do have one where my sister, I think, came into my doorway. It's like 10, 12, and standing there bracing herself going, "It's the big one, we're all going to die." That's how I fell in the tornado. Right. I'm not exaggerating. My 19-year-old niece and myself were huddled holding each other on the floor of this closet. I was crying, not afraid to admit it. Like I thought the roof was going to come off and we were going to be sucked into this house. It was so scary. So what a hug. You're so badly right now. It's crazy. It was very scary. Well, in the poor list. And probably just because I've never experienced it, right? Like people come here and they have an earthquake and same thing like we're dying, this is it. Right. It's all over. It's all over. It's all over. No. You're so good. You're dumb. She was concerned about the gecko. NEM. NEM. He was just fine. Yeah. Well, and you know what, I don't know about you, but I look at animals sometimes in these situations because I do feel like they sense things differently than we do, right? It's weird. Those dogs were mellow. I don't know if it's because they were freaking out, but they weren't being crazy. She's having fun. Oh, yeah. Annie, I'm Annie. It's not the Wizard of Oz. It is. You love your hair. That is absolutely the Wizard of Oz. Oh, yeah. It's absolutely the Wizard of Oz. Thankfully, it did not pick up our house. Oh, my God. That dude. You didn't have anything wrong on anyone. Nothing wrong on anyone. I did not. Oh. Okay. Now I know I'm getting it for Christmas. Holy crap, man. You've got to get your ruby red slippers and kick your heels three times. Oh, please. You've just taken the Texas. You go to Texas. We've taken the slippers. Yep. Yep. Like you don't need them here, but certainly the Texas. Yeah. All right. So we made some calls, made some phone calls. Well, yeah. I know. Dude, this is like the day. The day is the day. You know what we got here? He just showed up right now. It's magic. No. There's a song about magic. Do you believe in magic? We believe in Michael Dean Goodridge. No. What up? Dude. Michael Dean Grudridge just showed up. What's up? Let's get a song in the queue and we're going to get him set up here. Dude, we got to get some randomly shows up. Dude, I can't believe you're here, bro. Hell yeah. All right, let's play some music and we're going to get Michael Dean Grudridge coming up. All right. [MUSIC PLAYING] I keep a close watch on this heart of mine. I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I walk the line. I find it very, very easy to be true. I find myself alone when he stays through. Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you, because you're mine, I walk the line. As sure as night is dark and day is light, I keep you on my mind both day and night. And happiness, I have no proves that it's right, because you're mine, I walk the line. You've got a way to keep me on your side, you give me calls for love that I can't hide. For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide, because you're mine, I walk the line. I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I walk the line. He's found it out, loaded up and trucking, are we gonna do what they say can't be done, are we've got a long way to go, and it's short time to get there, time is kinda just what I want to do, I keep my eyes wide open all the time, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I see the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I keep the ends out for the quiet vibes, because you're mine, I know that fish peeing that stuff, I was just in a dug-and-leases pond, oh yeah, there's about a hundred fish in there, you were in the pond today, that's cute. Are there any big fish in there, or are there all those little tiny guys? There's some big ones, some big goldfish, about six, seven inches, and then a lot of carping. There's no carp, no carp, yeah, there's fish, yeah, goldfish. There's something that makes me chocker when somebody say big goldfish, you know, it's like the Italian guy that's like 400 pounds and they call him tiny. Yeah. [laughter] My brother had one of those fancy goldfish, you know, with the big bubbly eyes. Yeah, yeah. And he probably had the longest living goldfish ever, this thing probably lived five years, I'm not exaggerating, and it got flushed probably almost a hundred times, because I don't know what's wrong with this fish, it would float on its back at the top of the tank, but it wasn't dead. It would just hang out. Yeah. It was just resting. Yeah. You all kept harassing it. You're like, "Oh, I'm going to spin this time of flush." Literally, like, the first couple times my mom tried to scoop it, and then he would swim, so after that, we'd just like, pinking, pink on the side of the tank, and then it would be like, do a little summer salt or whatever, and okay, he's alive. You know what, you know, I had a pet goldfish. How do you call it a goldfish a pet? It's like a starter pet. Like, if you put your hand in the aquarium and you corner them, you might be able to pet up with your thumb. I had a goldfish that could break dance. Right. Stop. Well, only for like five seconds and only once. Oh, get out of here, sweet girl. That was a good joke. That was a good joke. I've heard that before. Just kidding. No goldfish were harmed in the making of this episode. No, we love goldfish. Michael Dean, good rich. Yes. Any pets? No pets. No pets. No, I had my daffy dog for 13 years. Oh, yeah. Lost her four years ago. Oh. Yeah. You know, the trailer life, it's a little harder. Trailer life. You know, especially in the summer, you want to get home. It's a hundred degrees in the trailer. I don't want to hang them all in there. Man, I tell you what. Yeah, we, you know, we live in Santa's Bell. Our conditioning is on for the dogs right now, and I don't want to get our electric bill. I do not want to see my electric bill this month. It's going to be crazy. I got to keep dogs cool, you know? Yeah, what brings you? I heard you had a rattlesnake. Oh, yeah. Oh, you met up with Tara? Yes, met up with Tara. I had to bring her, well, I didn't have to, but I offered to bring her the rattlesnake that I captured and beheaded. How'd you find yours? I was hunting squirrels. Okay. Hunting squirrels. Hunting squirrels. And I was just knelt down around some storage sheds, and it happened to pop out and surprise me. It was about 20 feet away. It was like coming right towards me. Dude, I had to shoot it. You got to go? Yeah. It was about five foot long. It was a big one. Oh, yeah? Yeah. How many buttons? Seven. Seven. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. Crazy, dude. So it's just going to make you a hat? Yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Are you giving me a whole zapple hat? Oh, you have one already. I have one, and then I'm going to get one more for summer because that black felt beaver. Yeah. Yeah. You've got to have summer hats. Yeah. Two months. What do you get now? Like an open weave straw. Open weave straw. Yeah. Maybe with a convertible top. Oh, yeah. Flip it up for when I put a little solar panel on there. With a little fan of the one. That is fun. Little cuts of straw half of the summer. The battery operated. Just put a solar panel up there. He's going to have one of those pith helmets that they wear down down in the Savannah. The little solar powered fan on it. Heck yeah. All right. So Michael Dean, what do you want to listen to men? You want to hear some music? Yeah. That'd be great. Yeah. Listen. What do you want to hear? Oh. Nice. Let's go with. Uh-oh. Draw blank. Alan Jackson. Alan Jackson. Okay. I'll never say no to that. Can't go on with in the Alan Jackson. Yeah. Whoever's choosing the songs. Pick a song. Yeah. Alan Jackson. I love it. Hey. Come on. Come on. It's almost five o'clock somewhere. He's getting on the same. We'll wait down the under on the chat. It gets harder than a who. We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt. We got a little crazy, but we never got caught. Down by the river on a Friday night. Here are many cans in the pale blue light. Talking about cars and dreaming about winning. Never had a plan just to live in for a minute. Yeah. I went down the under on the chat. You never knew how much that muddy water meant to me. But I learned how to swim and I learned who it was. A lot about living and a little about love. Oh, oh. Well, it's fine that the wind is in my old shed. I was willing, but she wasn't ready. So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone. I dropped her off early, but I didn't go home. Down by the river on a Friday night. A pyramid of cans in the pale blue light. Talking about cars and dreaming about winning. Never had a plan just to live in for a minute. Yeah. I went down the under on the chat. You never knew how much that muddy water meant to me. But I learned how to swim and I learned who it was. A lot about living and a little about love. We went down the under on the chat and poochy. It gets hotter than a hoochie-coochy. We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt. We got a little crazy, but we never got caught. ♪ Really fine that the wind is in my old shed. I was willing, but she wasn't ready. So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone. I dropped her off early, but I didn't go home. Down by the river on a Friday night. A pyramid of cans in the pale blue light. Talking about cars and dreaming about winning. Never had a plan just to live in for a minute. Yeah. I went down the under on the chat. You never knew how much that muddy water meant to me. But I learned how to swim and I learned who it was. A lot about living and a little about love. A lot about living and a little about love. ♪ Yeah. ♪ That's right. ♪ I'm tired of this dirty old city. And tired of too much work. And never in a play. And I'm tired of this dirty old sidewalk. Think I woke up my steady job today. Turned me loose, set me free. Somewhere in the middle of Montana. Give me all I've got coming to me. And keep your retirement. And your so-called social security. Big set of time may loosen, set me free. ♪ Been working every day since I was 20. I've got a thing to show. For anything I've done. There's folks who never worked and they've got plenty. Think it's time some guys like me had some fun. So, turned me loose, set me free. Somewhere in the middle of Montana. And give me all I've got coming to me. And keep your retirement. And your so-called social security. Big set of time may loosen, set me free. Big set of time may loosen, set me free. Heck yeah, that was killer. You know what's so funny, man? It's hot as heck right now. I'm gonna say heck. I'm gonna say hot as hell. It's a gall darn. It's a gall darn hot out here. And if you saw us sitting in the studio right now. We look like we're in a hot tub or something. We're all a bit shirtless. Not all of us. But you got a bathing suit on. Cassie, you got to take a picture of us all here with him. I'm not sure I actually want this out. It is hotter than a hoochie coochie. It sure is hot. We've been under a heat advisory here for a week now. Man. But you know what? It's not too bad. You know, there's people in hell that want ice water. You know what I mean? Oh my goodness. Reminds me of the devil went down to Georgia. No. Michael Dean, Goodrich hanging out with us, man. Thanks for cruising over, dude. Surprise, surprise. Yeah. Surprise, surprise. That's one of my favorite memes. It doesn't get old. Oh yeah. All the different takes on it. That one. Those are the two best. They don't get old. Don't get old. Oh my God. So funny. Sweet curves. You are hilarious, man. I love you. I love you. All right. Where's my smokes? A cigarette. What have you been up to, Michael? Oh, just hanging out. Work. Playing some tunes. Yeah. Gonna work on a new album with Jim Soldie. Here in Ramon. I got 11 songs lined up. Oh, damn. 11? Oh, 10 originals and one cover song that's gonna be a surprise. Oh, it's a surprise. Oh, it's a surprise. Okay. It's by Social Distortion. Oh. We're gonna get Social Distortion. Okay. Okay. I'll leave the name of it. I feel you. I think I know. I love you, man. Very cool. One that you wouldn't think would be contrified. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be fun. Yeah. Social D, man. I like Social Distortion. Oh, yeah. Good. I grew up on that. Good bands. Southern California. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Ness does a lot of country stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he did a Johnny Cash song. Ring of Fire. Yeah. He did a whole album in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he did a Ring of Fire. Yeah. And then I forget the name of the other one. But it, like, complete country. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Ness. Mike Ness. Yeah. Yeah. Heck yeah. So you've been a right and cool lately. Yeah. Right in a few tunes and some of the old stuff. So I'm kinda going with the same format as before. Some of the old stuff that I used to do with the punk rock band. And even just stuff that I wrote after that. And kind of the early 2000s that I haven't really recorded. So some old, some old, some new. So like half and half. Yeah. Cool. So next album is not gonna be country or is it gonna be more like rock? It's gonna be a little mix of that. Yeah. Kind of wanna pull some hunky tonk stuff into it and then some slower stuff. And it's gonna be full band oriented again, you know. Okay. So some bass and lead guitar and keys. Dude, tell me about keys. You're in a band now, right? You got a band? Yeah. Doing some original stuff. We're gonna play at the fair at the end of July. It's called the MDG band. And we're just doing like a 45 minute slot. Who's in the band? Michael Rare on drums. Okay. Michael Rare. Mike Wyland on bass. Oh, shit. Andy Ross on the guitar. Andy Ross? Yeah. Yeah. He's playing keys. Oh, dude. Yeah. We're just doing like six originals and then one cover song. Killer, dude. Just kind of keeping it original. Just kind of showcase my music in a different way. Yeah. You know, 'cause I always play solo. And other than the... Dude, I'm so stoked to see you're doing what you're doing with getting a band together. Thank you. You should do that, dude. Yeah. Like, you're so good, dude. Like, you got a drummer. You need a drummer. You need a bass and all that stuff. Yeah. And I want to keep it original oriented, you know, I don't want to be just another cover band that plays through our shows here and there as a band, you know. Yeah. That's tough to do. You know that. Well, yeah. Tough to do. Well, you know, and also... Now, you're using my keyboard player, you know. Or we'll have to collaborate on some stuff together. Oh, not still my keyboard player. I'm just kidding. I love that kid, man. Oh, yeah. He's so good, dude. Yeah. That kid is amazing. We all know that the confetti comes first for him. Strawberry jam second and then the MDD band. We know the pecking order for Ian Ross. Yeah. And we're good with that. All right. Holy crap, man. That's going to be fun. Dude, it's so good to have you here, dude. Are you ready? Oh, you want to play a game? You want to do the... Ooh. You want to do it? I already said I don't think I'm going to play with Michael again. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to go to now. I'm going to have to do it. He beat me last time. Let's see if I can... Let's do it, man. Let's play this game. I don't know. You're pretty good. Let's see what we got. All right. What are rules? What are the rules? Oh, so the newer rules since you've been here. Okay. Oh, yeah. We... Before you call out a song, Eric will start to play it. You hear it. You have to say Michael. Oh, okay. And then that's your... Then you can say it. If you just yell it out, then you're out and then Travis and I can... You got to say your name first. Okay. So that's your buzzer. That's your buzzer. That's your buzzer. Okay. What's your name first, too? Because everybody knows your voice. Well, everyone knows your voice. Yeah, you have to say your name. Weirdo. Just... Weirdo. It's me. Can I guess? I love it. What if I get excited and forget my name? Can I go... Yeah. What if I get excited and forget my name? Can I go... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if I say Michael? Maybe you put me on the spot. Michael was like looking at me like, "What the... What the hell, bro?" I just... All right. Are we ready? Yes, sir. All right. We're doing this. All right. So what's the winner? We have three contestants. We have three. - Yes, we curbs. But if so-- - Oh yeah, we do have to come up with a punishment. - Yeah, what's the win? What's the winner? - Shots? - No. - No. - No. - No. (laughing) - I'm starting to win. - I know, just when I'm standing. - No, it's really like, no. (laughing) - So here's my proposal. - It's 100 degrees outside of not very shots. - If you lose, if you lose, you will have to change your name for the next month. - What do you mean? - So, if Travis, if you lose-- - By those, okay. - You're gonna be Travis Penelope Ross. - Oh God. (laughing) - And you have to introduce yourself-- - Oh, that's pretty funny actually. - Hi, I'm Travis Penelope Ross. - Yeah. - No, you can't say it like that. - I gotta say it like I mean it. - Yeah, like that's your name. - Hi, I'm Travis Penelope Ross. - There you go. - There you go. - Thanks every life you're being. - Tunein' into Ramona radio. - Yep. (laughing) - Exactly like you mean it. And we will have spies out in the town. - All right. - And if you fail to introduce yourself as Travis Penelope Ross. (laughing) - All right, what about Michael Dean Goodrich? What are you gonna do? - All right, let's lose it. - Travis, Michael, if you lose, your name for the next month is, what do you think-- - What would be? - We gotta write these down. - All right, I'm Travis Penelope. (laughing) - Michael, your name is now Michael Clickety-clack. - Clickety-clack, you're gonna miss you. - Yes. (laughing) - I like that. - I like that. - I don't like that at all. - That actually sounds cool. - I should grab some tuna cans just in case-- - Yeah, Michael Clickety-clack. - Yeah, clickety-clack. - Yeah, clickety-clack. - He got it written down. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right. - Michael, clickety-clack, what do you-- - If you lose-- - All right, what do we got? - Come on, man, let's break it again. (laughing) - I like when Eric gets a good shot ball like this. You should see him in here, it's gonna be good. (laughing) (laughing) - He can't even see it. (laughing) - That's the best, is when it's so funny to the person telling him that they can't even say it. (laughing) - I don't know if it's that funny, but it's my head, it's my head, it's very funny. All right, you will be Kirby. (laughing) - Just like that. - Kirby-- - Kirby. (laughing) - Gold coin green. - Kirby gold coin green. - Oh, that's a good name, dude. - Yeah, I like that. - Kirby gold coin green. - Oh, dude, that's like a James Bond shit right there. - All right, gold coin. - Yeah, Kirby gold-- - No, no. - Kirby gold's bullshit because that's a cool name. (laughing) - I know, my collection has a good name. (laughing) - I might use that even if I do one. - Yeah. (laughing) Same. (laughing) - All right. - Shit, let's do this. - All right, hold on, I'll fix yours, Travis. 'Cause you do have to cut a cool one. - I know, I would. - You'd actually say it. - My actual name is pretty cool, Travis, Billy Ross. - It is very cool, but you're gonna be Travis, Kiwi. - Kiwi. (laughing) - No, Ross, for the next month. - I like that, Travis, Kiwi. That works. - Yeah, and I want people to say say that again, and I want you to explain it. I want you to have to say it like four times. (laughing) All right, you're gonna be Travis, Kiwi. - Kiwi, I like that, Kiwi. - Yeah. - 'Cause I have a lot of my songs that are in the Kiwi. - Yeah. - For those musicians that know. - Yeah, if you've been listening to the show, we know Travis is a Kiwi kind of guy. - Kiwi kind of guy, I likey. - All right, all right, let's do this, man. - Here we go. - Ah, here we go. We're doin' a lot! (upbeat music) - Michael. - Let's go ahead. - Oh, the lime and the coconut. - Negative. (upbeat music) - This is Nancy Sinatra. - Kirby. - Go ahead, Kirby. - Bobby Gentry. Oh, to Billy Joe? - Oh, I've ripped her, there's the thing up. (bell dinging) - There you go. - That's the guy on Sweet Curves. - I know, right? I heard it in the coconut. - I heard it too, I heard it too. (laughing) - All right, Sweet Curves, you got two. - All right, you ready for the next one? - Ah, here we go. (upbeat music) - Hank Williams. (buzzer buzzes) - First of all, you didn't say your name. - Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. - You got a buzzer just for that. (buzzer buzzes) - I got negative points now. (laughing) - Anybody? - No, I don't know. - Try this. (buzzer buzzes) - Go ahead, is it, is it too lit? Can I still say it? - Go ahead, George Jones. (bell dinging) - It is George Jones. - George Jones. - Yeah. - Oh, I can hear that. Now we say that, for sure. - Yeah, I can hear his voice a little bit. - You got five seconds. - Oh, five seconds. (buzzer buzzes) - Come on, what's the name of this? Damn, God. - Time's up, anybody else? - No, no. - Oh, fuck's sake. - Can't say the name of it. - You guys should all be ashamed of yourself. - Oh, dude, I know it's George Jones. - There it is, she thinks I still care. - Oh, fuck. - I don't think I've heard this song, I'm gonna be honest. - You guys should all be ashamed of it. - You guys should all be ashamed of it. (laughing) - It's the heat. - It's the heat, Michael Dean. (laughing) - Get ready. - All right, that's good. - I can't believe you guys didn't take that. - I know. - All right, here we go. - I knew it was George Jones, I got one point, right? - Oh, that's not fair. Wait, hold on. I'm backing it up. (laughing) - Come on. - I know the singer, though, too. - All right, go ahead. - Johnny Paytrick, take guys on and do that. (dinging) - I was working. - That was, you totally cheated, dude. - How did I cheat? I'm pretty sure I said my name and it responded. - Yep. - But they can't-- - That, but he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. - All right, give me some two points. Oh, shit. (laughing) - I love this song, by the way, but I, I can't wait 'til I can do this. - All right, we're ready for the next one. - Next. All right. - Michael. - Go ahead. - Blue Bayou. (dinging) - Yeah. - Linda Ronstadt. (dinging) - Linda Ronstadt. - Yeah. - Yeah, good job, Michael. - It's a very cool song. - Click it again. - Linda Ronstadt. - Click it again. (laughing) - Michael, click it again. (laughing) - He's like, I'm not losing. - Michael, click it again. - I don't hear it. - I wanna go open Mike and I want Michael to say, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for hanging out. I'm Michael. Click it again, you're rich. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Beer. - Oh, I got beer, just came out of my nose. (laughing) - All right, we're ready for the next one. - All right, let's do it. (upbeat music) - Kirby. - Go ahead. - Rose Garden. (dinging) - It's not Jeannie Riley, I know it's not. (upbeat music) I don't know. (upbeat music) - No. - Travis. - Five seconds, go ahead. - Loretta. - No. - I don't know it. - I don't know, dude. I can't, I don't know the women. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's bad. I feel bad about it, but. - Lynn Anderson. (dinging) - You didn't say your name. - I already said my name. - She did. - All right. - It was up in the air. Five seconds for up and up in the air. - Okay. So you won. Okay. (laughing) - All right, we're ready for the next one. - Next song. (upbeat music) - This might be a little tough, but you guys know this song. (upbeat music) I know you guys know this song. (upbeat music) - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - The puppy. (laughing) (buzzer) (laughing) - I can't say your name. I'm sorry. (laughing) (upbeat music) - And now you guys know this song. You guys are going to kick yourself. (upbeat music) - You may not know the artist. (upbeat music) - Oh, I know that. - Oh, well, there's the name of the song right there. - Wait for trailer. (laughing) - Michael. - Michael. (laughing) - Who sings that? - Who's this? - Guy Clark. - Guy Clark. - Oh my God. - Alright, you guys ready for the next one? - That's a good song. - I like this. Michael. - Go ahead. - Toby Keith should have been a cowboy. - Good job. - I've been drinking too much today. (laughing) - Alright, you guys ready for the next one? - Yeah, let's do it by the way. - Michael. - I heard Michael. - I was going to sing Travis, but. (laughing) - Oh. - Patty Lovelace. - Negative. - Kirby. - Go ahead. - Mary Chapin Carpenter, twist and shout. (bell dings) - There you go, two points per curve. - I'm just going to sit this one out, I think. - That's all I can do. - I like Travis. - Michael. (laughing) - No, it was John Hancock. - I'll chat. - Wait, what's my nickname? I'm just going to go for it right now. What is it? - Travis Keedy. - Travis Keedy. How are you guys doing? - I'm doing Travis Keedy. Thank you. (laughing) - Do the time constraints. We're going to have to make this the last one. So, we'll see what happens. You guys ready? - Yes. Here we go. - Alright. - Travis. - Michael. - Yeah. - Alan Jackson. (bell dings) - Oh. (upbeat music) - Wait. (upbeat music) - Kirby. - Go ahead Kirby. - Buy me mercury. - Oh. - Summer time. - Michael. - Summer time. - Why? (laughing) - I thought it was mercury. So, good job. (laughing) - Alright. Because of all of the pop appearances that we had today. - Man. - We ran out of time. Can we believe two hours has already been up? - Dude, really good. - It's a good day for the video. - We had so much fun. - Yeah, what a Sunday, man. Happy Sunday, everybody. - As long as I didn't come in last. - Wait. (laughing) - You did it. - I'm still doing clack for two weeks. - Michael, click it. - Thank you. (laughing) - Tonight. - Effective. - Today. (laughing) - I'm Travis Keavy. - And it. - Yes. - Nice to meet you. - You're not Travis Billy Ross anymore. You're Travis Keavy. - Travis. - Keavy badass. Billy boss Ross. - No, if you don't get to explain it, only people that know the show will understand why you're introducing yourself as Travis Keavy. - Travis Keavy. - Alright. - I'm in. - I love it. - Alright. - It's a fun time. - So today is the fifth. So you have until August 5th. Your name is not Travis Billy Ross. - Hold on. Holy shit. - Your name is Travis. - Yes I did. - I think you did. (laughing) - In two weeks. - Yeah. You, if I knew Travis good. - Alright. - First of all, we gotta understand what happens if you screw it up. (laughing) - I get to capture you again. - Oh God. You better get out of here. - Actually, I love that. - Okay. - I already look like I've been to prison. You want me to look like I just came out of prison again? - If you fail. - I'm getting better. - If you, she is actually doing better. She did a, what did, you did? - I did that heart. - Oh yeah, you did that heart, yeah. - It's teeny tiny, but it looks real professional. - You didn't, you didn't. - Is it upside down? - Nope. - Like a bum. - Yeah, it's my heart. (laughing) - So if you fail to introduce yourself as Travis Keavy. - Alright. - For each time you fail, you're gonna get a tick mark. - Dude, every, man, that sucks 'cause I'm gonna, I play a lot. - I need you to think about this. - I'm gonna have to be like, I'm Travis Keavy. - Yes, Keavy. - That's it? - Travis Billy Ross, but Keavy. - No. - Travis Billy Ross. - You don't get to say both. - No. - You can't say both. - Your name is officially Travis Keavy for the next, until August 5th. - August 5th. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. We'll see you guys next week. - What's your name? - Travis. - Keavy. (laughing) (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING]