Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 10 - Victoria Bradley & Ashley E Norton
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - I better get out of here. - My name's Ken and I clean Willy Nelson's under hole. - Under hole. - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughter) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. - No, hell no. - From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. - All right, y'all. Welcome to the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. I am your host, Travis Billy Ross. (laughter) - And with me today, I've got sweet curbs as always. - Hey, hey. - Always. - We've got Eric Goforth over here. - What? - Sound. - Up brand. - Doing the magic stuff with the music. - Up brand. - And we've got a very special guest today. Got this Victoria Bradley. - Oh, you got to do that in the mic again. - Mm-hmm. - Look at that. That's a sound bite right there. - We need to. What is that? Wah, wah, wah, wah! (laughter) - Victoria Bradley, how are you doing today? My good friend. - Thank you, sir. I'm excellent. - So you might know Victoria Bradley from a little store in Ramona called Ramona Family Naturals. I'm sure you've heard of it. - I've heard of it. - You've heard of it. - I've been there once or twice. - You've heard of it, Victoria? - Of course you have. (laughter) - I'm there at least four days a week. I'm gonna be honest with you. - Yeah. - I go in there all the time, get some good stuff, get good food. You got, are you doing good over there, Victoria? You got whiskey? - I do, thank you. - All set to go. - Okay. - Four curbs, you good? - Four fingered. (laughter) - I'm great. I thought you were talking about this store. I was like, "Do they sell whiskey?" - No, this was a heavy curvy pour. - Yes. - Well, it was only heavy because you were looking away and I had to say, "I think that's good." We're gonna say that's an action. Thanks, mom. - That was Kirby's way of looking out for you. - She put her own judgment on that call there. - That's my trick, looking away. (laughter) - The good news is-- - There's a whole bottle under here. So, whenever you're ready, I saw that bottle. - I got a whole bottle of gentleman Jack under here. So, if anybody gets low, just let me know. - I hope you heard my liver looking at it. - Right. Your liver loves it. - We've gotten pretty good. We used to go through a bottle of show. We've got one bottle going on lasting us two or three shows now, so. - Well, okay, that's deep, so honest. Yeah, yeah. That's like double the size of the normal bottle. - Okay, next time I'm gonna bring all the liver supplements. - Yeah. - Oh my God, okay. - Yes, we're gonna be showing her plans. - Also, if you can bring some, he's a lotto, that'd be great. (laughter) - Oh, more alcohol, okay. - She sells that, is it Prosecco? We can't call it Jambrian Prosecco, at her store, it's delicious. - It's so good. - There's a Pinogrigio, sparkling Pinogrigio. - Oh, yeah? - It's a Pinogrigio. - So, I saw it, but I didn't know the sparkling 'cause I saw Pinogrigio, and typically it's flat. - Yeah, but it has that bubbly, it's in the same bottle right now. - I know that when we go there on Sundays and you got the live music playing on the front patio, that's so awesome that you do that, by the way. We always do the mimosas in the morning time. - Mimosas in breakfast, yeah? - And the champagne that you have is called Pizzalata. - It's not champagne. - Well, I know it makes me piss a lotto. - Well, that's why I remember the name of it. - That's fine, but it's Prosecco, champagne? - It's sparkling wine. - It's sparkling wine. - It's actually-- - It can only be from France, right? - Yes, it's actually a sparkling rosé. - Okay. - Pizzalato, the sparkling rosé. And it's a brute, so it's not sweet. - Prosecco's sweet. - No, it's good. - I don't do sweet. - Pizzalato. - Pizzalato. - That's so funny. That's a funny name. So, Victoria, how long have you been doing the organic food store? And why did you even start that? - So, I guess I was pregnant with Justice, who just turned 18, right? - Wow. - And I read a book called "The Maker's Diet" by Jordan Rubin, and it was just about how food was, well, just by our maker, how it was created. Like, just don't mess with my food, you know? We don't need all the antibiotics, we don't need all those-- - GMOs, how it's-- - All the GMOs, so it's really just getting food down to the basics. And I read that, it was very eye-opening, and all the recipes in the back of the book were from this book called "Nourishing Traditions." So, I had to go down to Jimbo's and buy that book, and then I was hooked, and it was this massive, it was like a food bible, and it was like history, and science, and cooking, and I'm a total foodie. Anyway, I've cooked my whole life, and so I just got really into fermenting things. So, this was in 2000, gosh, I'm trying to think, but we opened the store in 2008. So, it was right around that time, I got really into it, and same time that the economy crashed, and my husband lost his job, and all these things. So, we just, and I, by then-- - It was a good time to open the store. - It was, yeah, I figured if we could survive then, we'll thrive later, so. - Oh, sure. - Yeah, and we are, but I started teaching classes to all these homeschool moms, and how to make kombucha, before kombucha was much of it-- - Before it was cool. - Before it was cool, yeah. Fermented, like sourdough bread, and sauerkraut, and weird grass-fed meats, and all those kinds of things. So, I got into that a long, like-- - I want to have a new kombucha, did I ever do it? No. - Oh, God. Rachel Steiner taught me, and she gave me a scoby and everything. - Oh, I have a funny story about the scoby. - But I never did it. - What is that? - What's-- - Scobie looks like a gelatinous jellyfish-- - That you put to ferment your kombucha. - Yeah. - That's a jellyfish? - No, it looks like that. It's like this gelatinous mass that you put in it. - It's a symbiotic culture of-- - There you go, she's the professional. - Yeah. - All right, all right, let's hear it, Victoria. What is it? - Material, that's what Scobie is the acronym for symbiotic culture. It's actually-- - San Antonio is an acronym. - And you put it on top, you make a tea, and then you put sugar with it, and then you, all you need is a, it's like a slime looks like a booger, like a slimy thing out of another jar. You can see it in that apple cider vinegar, too, that has a, it's not a Scobie, but it has like a mother, like a fur vinegar. - And you can reuse them, right? - It's very similar, yeah, so you put that in there, and it feeds on the sugar, and it turns it, I'm gonna say all the wrong things now, but whatever, it's like into buterotic acid and different things, so it eats the sugar, ferments it, and it actually makes it, so it's, you know, it's healthy for you. Yeah. - Interesting, I can tell you the weirdest thing I've ever had from your store. It was like a, it was a pickled beet juice. - Oh, we have weirder. Did you try the moss? How about this? - There's moss. - No, he says it's the weirdest. He bought the beet crevasse, and we take shooters of it. - I don't, yeah, I don't mind the beet crevasse. I was making beet crevasse back then. - No, 'cause I said crevasse. - Yeah, it's kavasse. - Kavasse, yeah. - Well, one day we went in there, and one of your employees was porn. - Aubrey, we love you. - Yeah, Aubrey, she was pouring little shots of that beet juice, and she was like, "It's all good," and I, I-- - Travis, like, I'll do any shot, yeah. - Yeah, let me try that. - He's like, "It doesn't look like alcohol, but--" - If it's at a shot, I'm trying it. - It's a real bright red, and it looks good, I'm gonna taste it. (laughing) - It's good for your blood. - Good for your blood, and I like that. - It's good for your blood. - I wanna have good, healthy blood, it's good. (laughing) - You need all the help you can get. - Oh, I know. - Yeah, I drink way too much, and I need some blood stuff. - All right, cool. - So let's get on to the music here. We're glad that you're here with us. - Thank you. - I know that you really support the local Ramoni musicians. As you know, most people know. Dirty confetti plays over there. - From all over San Diego. - From all over San Diego. - From all over San Diego, come up to play there. - And Dirty confetti plays there. Every Thursday, that's when we've been doing that for, like, what, five years? - Oh yeah, we'll have to talk about that. - A long time. - We do brunch. - Oh yeah, now you're doing brunches. - 10 to noon, if it's hot. - Yes. - We found out the hard way. - So sorry. - No, that's okay. We showed up and they're like, we're good. - Oh yeah. - It's too hot. - It's a little warm out there. - Lesson's learned. - Lesson's learned, lesson's learned. Okay, so we've had this controversial-- - Wait, hold on, I gotta say something's talking about music. - Go ahead. - Ramona's best music venue in 2023. - Yes. - Before you go to hear the good music. - Thank you. - That is right, yeah. - Yes, we'll shout out. - By the, was it the Sentinel? - Yeah. - Reader's Choice Award. - Oh, it's the best of Ramona or something. - Yeah, best of Ramona in 2023. We, among many, we had other accolades as well, but best music venue was the one that I went, oh wow. 'Cause, granted, there are better venues, but I think the reason we won is because when you come on a Thursday night, it's just a vibe. Like, it's like family, there's, you know, there's kids, it's like same people, people know you, and there's new people too, and I don't know, it's just such a good, you guys make it so fun, and everybody's singing and the kisses. - I know, that's one thing I really, really love about that, and it is exactly what you're saying. It's this vibe that you get that is unique, only to you, and when you go there, it's like all of a sudden you're with nothing but friends. - Yeah. - Everybody's just hanging out and just really enjoying the music and. - Yeah, good food. - Yeah, good food. - Oh yeah, you got a full kitchen. - You got a full kitchen. - So you can get food. - I'm in trouble if I didn't mention. Thursday nights, we have a lovely symbiotic relationship with Victoria at Ramona Family Naturals with POMO. We were the number one tasting room for 2023, but we call it the alley crawl, 'cause we have music, they have music, and it's just so amazing to see all these people that come out, and they go back and forth, and they wanna hear the music, have wine, have dinner at Ramona Family Naturals, it's amazing. - Yeah, they come have dinner at Family Naturals, and then listen up there to get Fetty, and then they go over to POMO, and listen to whoever's playing over there, have good wine. - And then I tend to go over to Reds after, and I sit by the fire pit with Peter, and hang out, and they smoke cigars. - What do we call that? - What do they call that? - Oh, oh, the afterglow. - Yes, yes, thank you. - Victoria's point of praise. - That's really a Monday night thing, but yeah, afterglow, I have to go everywhere, I just, you know, there's a fire pit. I'm like, this doesn't sound good, sorry. - We're talking about the end of the evening, winding down by the fire pit, folks. - Yes. - Get your mind out of the gutter. - Come on, come on, come on. - Not afterglow. - Girls need some afterglow somewhere. So yeah, give me a fire pit, and I'm like a moth on there. - And you guys got fire pits in the winter time over at Family Naturals. - Oh yeah, yeah, and in the morning when it's cold, and then I end up at the barn, so Thursday nights, it's a long day for me. You know, we end at the store at eight, then I go to Palma until nine, and then I go to reds for a little bit, then I go to the party. - About eight, 45, I see Victoria dancing through when I'm working on Thursday night. - It is an exhausting day on a Ramona day. (laughing) For all of us, right? Everything is very fun. - I don't work this Thursday. - Oh no, it's out there. - Nope. - Oh, I'm going to the fair Thursday. - Oh, that's right. - Yeah. - Fair's going on. - Oh, little big town, yeah. - Little big town, I got tickets. - Little big town. - You know, the only thing that'll pull me away is other music, sorry Travis. - Uh-huh, that's okay. I'll forgive you. - Feel a little lower. - You know, that's one thing I've really come to really admire, and I mean this with all sincerity, Victoria, is that when we get down to talking music, we realize that music lovers are very eclectic people, and we like all kinds of music. So, music is always like, it's what we do. I mean, it's very cool. - So let's talk about something real quick, a controversial topic that we've always had, and we have this with every guest that we've had. So, who in your opinion, let's just do it first, let's do the queen of country first, who in your opinion, queen of country, we already know who Sweet Curves is queen, and I believe I agree with that as well. - Well, I grew up with Loretta Lynn. - Okay. - Sorry, she was my second. - Two of my second, that's fine. - Cole Miner's daughter was my favorite movie. - She's a hot contender. - I made my kids watch it like a year ago. - Really? - Yeah, I'm like, you guys. - Did they like it or were they like, well, they loved it, they loved it, they loved it, but they needed to watch that. - Oh, yes. - That was just a thing. - Cole Miner's daughter. - That's an important thing to know. - Yeah, yeah, cool. All right, so we've established the queen of country, Loretta Lynn. - That's been ongoing. - I like that. - It's been Dolly and Loretta back and forth. So, I mean, I love Loretta Lynn. - I love me some Dolly, but I just, Jolene's just not my favorite song anymore. - Jolene. - It's a touch over play. - Used to be my favorite over song, and that's not why. But it used to be my favorite song. I think it's "Dupid Song" now. (laughing) - It's just an opinion. - It's the back story. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. - All right, king of country. - King of country. - Oh gosh, now you're putting me on that. - Don't you do. - You can't say George Street, you're gonna have to leave the studio. - No, I'm just kidding. - No, no, I'm just kidding. - No, you can say whatever you want. - I'm not gonna say whatever you want. - You can say whoever you like, but who do you think like the best, like, and we're not talking about it, like new, 'cause it can't be new, like, it can't be like, you know, Zach Brown or somebody, like Brown or Zach Brown or somebody. It's gonna be somebody like older, like that's kinda starting to hold country tradition, you know? - Well, Garth Brooks, I'm sorry, even. - Oh God, I'm kidding. - I did love some Garth Brooks, you know what I mean? I wasn't listening to country back when all the older, like, I didn't know a lot of the older country singers. - Right. - I just didn't, I was, I didn't listen to Johnny Cash, I was, I was in the 70s, I was listening to James Taylor and Barbara Streisand, all the things, my parents, that's what they listen to, so, I don't know. - Let me tell you what, change my tune on-- - Oh, I love James Taylor. - Garth Brooks, well, a couple of things. He's an amazing artist, like, I can't just beat that. I don't like that, and I don't know if you know this. What is the copyright thing called? Like, you can't play his music, you can't pull it up on YouTube, you can't play beer. - Why are we talking about him as a person? Or him with his music, 'cause that's a whole different-- - But that's part of his music, that's true. - That's part of his music. He's saying, you, nope, unless you pay all this money, you can't, there's a lot of it. - Well, he's a direct license, yeah. He's a direct license. - You really bothered me about him. - But I can't dispute his talent. - Let me tell you what really bothered me about him. No, it's not what he said, it's about what he did. It's with that alter-ego guy that-- - Oh, Chris Gaines. - Chris Gaines. - His eyeliner game was strong. - It was an experiment, it was an experiment that didn't work, he let it go. - He could've-- - I will say, though, it don't matter to the rain, it's a great song. - Yeah, I don't even know that. - All right. - That's Chris Gaines. - But we gotta get some music going. - All right, yeah, let's play. - Who are you listening to these days, Victoria? - Oh, well, on my way here. - Yeah, well, whenever. - No, well, yeah, on my way here, I was just in the red clay strays, that's a new beyond for me. - Do you feel like that's outlaw country or is that like, new hip-hop country? - That's definitely not hip-hop country. - No, this guy sounds like Chris Dapleton, who I also love, love, love. He's got his voice, but he looks like Elvis. - He's hot, and I love Zach Bryan. I love Tyler Childers. - All right, let's get some red clay strays. You also mentioned a little big town. So I wanna hear a little big town song, 'cause now you got me thinking about them. So let's get a little music in here. - There's a little girl crash. - And then we'll take a little break. - Let's do it. ♪ I've never missed any church ♪ ♪ And I come from blue color ♪ ♪ All of our tears wear concrete knees ♪ ♪ Oh, red dirt ♪ ♪ And I don't know what happened ♪ ♪ But it sure don't add up on paper ♪ ♪ But when I close my eyes late at night ♪ ♪ You can bet I think my maker ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ Blows me the way I am ♪ ♪ She's not just alone for the ride ♪ ♪ She's my biggest fan ♪ ♪ Oh, that's a little whole piece of heaven ♪ ♪ When we lay down tonight ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ And I keep on wondering why ♪ ♪ She's got a big gift smile angel ♪ ♪ I hear regard in the horror clothes ♪ ♪ She's as pretty asin' like the sun ♪ ♪ Sinkin' down on the California cold ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ Blows me the way I am ♪ ♪ She's not just alone for the ride ♪ ♪ She's my biggest fan ♪ ♪ Oh, that's a little whole piece of heaven ♪ ♪ When we lay down tonight ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ And I keep on wondering why ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Oh, that, oh, that, oh, I ♪ ♪ Don't know what happened but it sure don't add up on paper ♪ ♪ And as long as she lets me ♪ ♪ I'll take her wherever she ♪ ♪ Wants me to take her home ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ Blows me the way I am ♪ ♪ She's not just alone for the ride ♪ ♪ She's my biggest fan ♪ ♪ And that's a little whole piece of heaven ♪ ♪ When we lay down tonight ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ I keep on wondering why ♪ ♪ She keeps on loving me ♪ ♪ And I keep on wondering why ♪ (upbeat music) - I'm sorry. ♪ To the top and the top and the top ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ My friend, AJ ♪ ♪ He's got my back ♪ ♪ He always seems to know ♪ ♪ Right where I'm at ♪ ♪ My friend, Jose ♪ ♪ He likes to play ♪ ♪ He's always up for anything I say ♪ ♪ A little bit of red ♪ ♪ A lot of bit of clown ♪ ♪ Don't matter what it is ♪ ♪ I'm gonna drink it down, down, down ♪ ♪ The wine, the beer, the whiskey ♪ ♪ All in all the things that fix me ♪ ♪ I'm not saying it's a problem, I can stop it ♪ ♪ If I wanna put the wine, the beer ♪ ♪ The whiskey, they always get me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ My friend, named Jen ♪ ♪ She's got some friends ♪ ♪ I'm talking brandy, scary ♪ ♪ And their brother, Jim ♪ ♪ My friend, the captain ♪ ♪ We call him Morgan ♪ ♪ He likes to hate good talent ♪ ♪ He ain't no good to morning ♪ ♪ Little bit of red ♪ ♪ A lot of bit of white ♪ ♪ Don't matter what it is ♪ ♪ It's gonna make it all all right ♪ ♪ The wine, the beer, the whiskey ♪ ♪ All in all the things that fix me ♪ ♪ I'm not saying it's a problem, I can stop it ♪ ♪ If I wanna put the wine, the beer, the whiskey ♪ ♪ They always get me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ My friend, named Cito ♪ ♪ He's my amigo ♪ ♪ I'm gonna follow him around wherever he goes ♪ ♪ The wine, the beer, the whiskey ♪ ♪ Yeah, I know, my friends, here with me ♪ ♪ I'm not saying it's a problem, I can stop it ♪ ♪ If I wanna put the root in water ♪ ♪ When the wine, the beer, the whiskey ♪ ♪ They always get me ♪ ♪ They always get me ♪ ♪ And I can all be always get me ♪ ♪ They always get me, they always get me ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ (audience laughs) (gentle piano music) ♪ I will wait for you 'til the sun turns into ashes ♪ ♪ And bowels down to the moon ♪ ♪ I will wait for you ♪ ♪ It's a long hard war ♪ ♪ All but I can grin and bear it ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know what the hell I'm fighting for ♪ ♪ And I will wait for you ♪ ♪ We were never made to run ♪ ♪ Forever we were just meant to go ♪ ♪ Long enough to find what we were chasing after ♪ ♪ I believe I found a hair in your room ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ I will stand by ground ♪ ♪ I'm a bad man looking for takers ♪ ♪ You're the finest thing around ♪ ♪ So I will stand by ground ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's cold out there ♪ ♪ And you know some men search for ages ♪ ♪ For the love that I have found ♪ ♪ So I will stand by ground ♪ ♪ We were never made to run ♪ ♪ Forever we were just meant to go ♪ ♪ Long enough to find what we were chasing after ♪ ♪ I believe I found a hair in your room ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ Honey I will wait for you ♪ ♪ Honey I will stand by ground ♪ (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) ♪ I will work for you ♪ ♪ 'Til my hands are tired and bleeding ♪ ♪ I don't want it is from us I'm needing ♪ ♪ To work for you ♪ ♪ Like a team of mules ♪ ♪ Pulling hell off from its hinges ♪ ♪ It's a love that I'll keep in ♪ ♪ And I'll work for you ♪ ♪ We were never made to run ♪ ♪ Forever we were just meant to go ♪ ♪ Long enough to find what we were chasing after ♪ ♪ After I will even found it in your room ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ Honey I will wait for you ♪ ♪ Honey I will stand by ground ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ I will work for you ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ I will stand by ground ♪ (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) (gentle guitar music) - All right, we're back. Man, that was a good song. What do you think, Victoria? Is it Tyler Childers or Childers? - I'm according to him, it's Childers, Childers. (laughs) - So, we had a musician at Palma once, and I asked him, "Do you know any Tyler Childers?" And he goes, "Do you mean Tyler Childers?" I said, "Do you know who I'm talking about?" (laughs) He goes, "Yeah?" I said, "That's who I mean then." - And yes, that guy, come on. Don't be a douche. (laughs) - I know, some people are like that. (laughs) - I mean, and it's different if it's your name. Like, I say Eric Geforthe, and you're like, "It's Geforthe." - Right. - Okay, that's you personally, but he's not here. We don't know him. - I had actually, somebody did challenge me on how to pronounce my last name. And I'm like, "Oh, stop it." - What did they think the pronunciation was? - It's Geforthe. - They think that it should be long, geforthe. - Oh, geforthe. - Well that, when it's your name, you can pronounce it after you want it. - Yeah, you are. - But it was just the fact of, you knew who I was talking about, and you were trying to be funny or cool or whatever. - It's like, reminds me of that commercial. I was born to be a dumbass, sir. - Right, right. - It's pronounced Dumas. - Dumas. (laughs) - Oh man, speaking of-- - Well, hold on. Let's recap the songs we heard there. We heard the red clay strays, which I just stumbled upon fairly recently. Thank you for introducing me to them. They're amazing. - Oh, my pleasure. - I'm gonna say this was my first-- - I wonder why. - I've heard of them, but listening wise, this was my first time. Very good. - Oh, they're great. - And you mentioned a little big time, you're going to see them soon. - Yeah. - So we had to play a little bit of them, and of course, then we had tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired. - Oh, my God. So I want to give a shout out to our sponsor. - Oh, yeah. - Little outlaw barbecue. - Is it barbecue or Babakoo? - It's a barbecue. (laughs) Outlaw barbecue, the show's sponsored by outlaw barbecue. Hey, Victoria, have you had outlaw barbecue? - Oh, so many times. Yeah. - Super good. - It's kind of a staple. - Actually, I had Dean up to do the food for Sarah's, my daughter's birthday party. - Oh, yeah? - It's over her 16th. - Very good. - Then Justice wanted the same thing for his 18th, and he was booked. - Oh, no. - And Justice was devastated. (laughs) - Aw, man. - Good for Dean. Sorry for dressing this again. - Well, yeah. I mean, that's good that Dean's booked, and he's doing his thing. - Yeah. - That's pretty awesome. Give him a call today. Book your next event. He does weddings. He does, you know, all kinds of crazy events. He even does divorces. - And fun fact, he sources some of his meat from my store. - Oh, yeah? - Well, that makes sense. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Can we talk about RFN for just in one moment? - Oh, sure. - Because every time I walk in there, it's a surprise. - Okay. - Because I don't realize there's so much there. Like, you have a full restaurant. - Yeah. It's a full kitchen, yeah. - Yeah. And I think a lot of people are, finally, I was, I was like, "Holy, have they ever restaurant in here?" So you have a full kitchen. - Oh, yeah. We do breakfast. - Breakfast, lunch. - Dinner on certain night, yeah. - Yeah. - Dinner on Thursdays. - Carnival. - Carnival. - Carnival bowl. - Carnival bowl. Sorry, that's a tongue twister. - Carnival. - Is my current favorite. - Yep. That's my daily. - Yeah. So anyway, I just thought that was fascinating. I think a lot of people thought it was just a natural foods. Grocery store. But there's a lot more to it than that. You've got a huge wine selection. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Local wines. - Local wines. Lots of local wines. It's natural and all that from all over the world. So we try to use some local distributors and they just source all the cool stuff for us. - All that warm table stuff. - Yeah, I get this call going, "Hey, can I come up today and do a wine tasting? Hmm, let me think. Okay." - Gosh, for me. Yeah, for Victoria. - Yes, please. Let me get all my bookkeeping done first though. It makes for a difficult time to get any work done. - Oh, so they come to you and they want you to sell the wine. - Oh, yeah. - We do a whole team. - Yeah, so like, "Hey, I want you to sell my wine." Here's samples. - Here's some stuff. - Yeah, we have to taste it and then like, "Well, you're going to leave those," right? - Right. - They're already open. - They're already open. - Right. You know, it's funny. In all industries, you have to learn to take advantage of some of the perks. - Oh, yeah. - And I can see in your business, people coming to you with wine all the time. - Oh, yeah. - I get music submitted long before anybody else gets to hear it, which is cool. I get to hear music before anybody else. You know, but I can see on a grocery store. That'd be pretty cool. - So the thing that's not as much of a perk is having people come in and bring food all the time, because, you know, metabolism, you know, genes. - Yeah, that's a challenge. - Yeah. - Anyway. - Gotcha. - I just wanted, I just thought it was cool. I never thought of... I never thought of... Anyway, you know what I'm saying. - No, that's cool. That Dean outlaw barbecue does, you're organic. - Yeah, he comes in and buys some of that. - That's why that stuff is so good. - Sausages and stuff from us. - Yeah. - Today, eight, five, eight, three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two, book your next event. It does all kinds of cool events. Outdoor stuff. Who doesn't like barbecue? Nobody wants a party with salads. They don't have the meat. - [laughs] - [laughs] - [laughs] - But I'm Bob. - [laughs] - That's a great tag line. - Oh, that was a pleasure. - No, but that was a part of the salad. - Unless you're at Ramada Family. - [laughs] - Right now, I'm just kidding. - I'm going to do salads. - Actually, I might talk a part of one. - But you get meat on your salad. - I don't eat a lot of salad, actually. - I don't eat a lot of vegetables. - Well, you know, cows eat salad, and I love cow. - I eat cow. [laughs] - Lord. - Oh, man. - All right. - All right. So we were talking about a topic, one of the last shows that we did. What was the, what was the, what all, let me take a look. - Oh, I like that sound. Okay. - I know. Somebody was telling me, it's like this thing right now. What's it called? ASMR? - Yes. - Yeah. - Where you can go find these mysterious sounds. - So they're not mysterious. - We are, my niece and nephew watch this, and it's like weird, I shouldn't say weird people. People eating weird foods, and they talk like this, "Okay, I have a big mac from McDonald's and I'm gonna dip it in sweet and sour sauce." And then they like dip it and eat it and like, "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm." - Oh, no, no, no, no. - I couldn't do that. - But these people have millions of followers. I don't understand it. - And it's not new, though. - Oh, it's not? - No, it's not a new thing. But TikTok has just made it a bigger thing, I think, because they do a lot of videos with ASMR. So it's all the little... - Oh, yeah. We're like, "I have a package." - Yeah. - I'm gonna open a package. - Oh, my God. All right, yo, next week on The Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Contra Show, we're doing sound effects and we're just gonna shake a bunch of weird shit and make all kinds of awkward noises. I'm just kidding. - Eat and shake it. - Yeah. - It's gonna be an hour of you moving your whiskey glass around here. But that's all it is. That's what's wild. It stands for, I don't know, the ASMR, but the MR is Meridian Response, and it's something that in certain people, the noises, it's like a soothing, therapeutic... - It's a thing to them. - It's just a bit. It's like a foot thing, but it's a sound thing. - I guess it's not that... - Yeah. - I think it is. - It's not that different. I mean, people have had sound machines for years, right? So you want to listen to the waves crashing on the beach while you go to sleep? I guess it's kind of the same thing, right? - Yeah, but then they get these pretty girls on a car and they're like, "In the wheels, and the destiny." - Eating a crab leg. - That's one of them, I'm like, "I'm not kidding." But there is something to the sound response because I'm a hair stylist and I've said forever, the sound of thinning cheers cutting through hair. If someone put that on a sound machine, I would sleep like a baby the rest of my life. Such as just satisfying soothing sound to me. - The buzzing sound? Like a snow? - No, like... Like, no, no, no, not hair cutting scissors, thinning shears, so they're the specific type of shears that have teeth in them, so they don't cut length off. They take weight out of your hair. But it just makes... - What does it sound like, Kirby? Do the sound. - Shh. - I can't remember. I'm all trying to find a rest of the sound and I'll play it. But it's the most soothing, and maybe it's because I do hair and I love what I do, but it's the most soothing, just like uniform. - Shh. - Shh. - Shh. - Shh. - Every time sound. - But I feel like Coca-Cola. - But I feel like Coca-Cola and all the soda companies, they started. I think they kind of started it. - Yeah, maybe. - Where you like pop in the... - The tab open. - Yeah, you pop it open. - Shh. - That's iconic. - Yeah. - And the bubbles. - And the bubbles. - My favorite sound. - What's your favorite sound? - The sound of a... - The sound of a chorus light. - Well, that too. That's actually cool. with dual exhaust. (growling) Love it. - It's like when they got it way over chem ningos. (growling) - Yeah, that's my favorite. - So I grew up with boats, like water skiing and stuff. So boat rate in my uncle race boats. So I love engine, the sounds of engines. - Yeah, so I love it. - I used to go to the drag strip all the time in South Carolina and they would have the big blocks. - Yes. - Bless it. No exhaust at all, just straight fricking pipes going. - Oh man, so loud. - It feels like a rumbling chest. - Yeah, any charade to go. - I was a little girl, so I would literally like even fall asleep on the beach or in our boat, listening to all the boats and to all the jet boats and it just put me to sleep, so yeah, I love it too. - All right, well that was a fun little round trip around the sun. - Yeah. - Where the hell are we at? - What are we talking about? - This is what we do. - Metallica, no. - Metallica. - All things go back to Metallica. - Yes, Victoria, the world revolves around Metallica. - Victoria, I know you're like country, but you are also a rocker. - I was a rocker, yeah. I think I started out sort of rockabilly and then, which I just saw a stray cats are playing in San Diego, so I'm doing that. You can't keep me away. And yeah, and then '80s rock, for sure. Iron Maiden concerts, Metallica, best concert ever, actually, '91, Rose Bowl, that's a thing. - Oh yeah, good old strike cat struts. - You played strike cat last night, that was rad. - We had a cat named Strut after this song. - For this. - Yeah, we had this orange cat. - We had a little cabbie kitty named Strut after this song. - Straight cat Strut, named Strut. - He ran away as most, Washington say most, cat stew in Ramona. - He ran away. - In my head, he's living life somewhere with another family. - Oh, somebody's just feeding him better, it's okay. - Right. - Yeah, I might have me out a couple times last night. - He's right. - And that song, that was so good. - He's on a cat farm. - What did that say? - When you me out. - Meow. - Meow. - No, I'll tell you what, and he thinks I'm crazy. I'm convinced the people at Scenic Valley Ranch, Dennis and Sherry, they had an orange tabby cat that looked exactly like Strut, they got away, and we went to their winery for the first time, and he came and sat in the chair next to us, hung out, let me pet him, was the chilis cat, and they're like, yeah, you just showed up here one day. I'm like, that's our cat. - It totally could be that. That happened to me. We had a cat that jumped over the fence when our pit bull ran after it. It was gone for like two years, and I went for a walk down the street, I'm like, that's blue, it was at a neighbor's house. Just, you know, couple of blocks down, yeah. But it turned out to be a blessing, 'cause they have all these skin problems, and she goes, oh, this cat's cost me a fortune. I'm like, I've never seen her before. - Ooh, get that cat, I don't know. - Oh, so, baby started to go find me, I don't know. I did not say a word. - I'm glad that cat has such a loving owner. - Yes, you're so amazing. Better you than me. No, he seemed fine, and I told Dennis and Sherry, I didn't say I think this is my cat. I said, this is like exactly like the cat we lost, but he was very happy there, so. - And they're not eaten by a coyote. - No. - So we're good. - There you go. - We love that. - We have an RV park by us, and when they disappear, I'm like, oh, they went into someone's RV. Yeah, that's how I, I'm just gonna think of it that way, and it makes me happy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - On that note. - Straight cat, no, I'm just kidding. - On that note, let's listen to it. I kind of want to listen to it now. - I think we should say, yeah, this is a straight cat's joke. - It is a cool song, yeah. - I appreciate it. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ Lacking on a straight cat's in all the pants ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent ♪ ♪ I'm flat broke, but I don't care ♪ ♪ I start right by with my tail in the air ♪ ♪ Straight cat's turn on a lace cat ♪ ♪ I don't know what they look like ♪ ♪ I know what they look like ♪ ♪ Get a shoe thrown at me for the middle man ♪ ♪ Get my dinner from a garbage can ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'll cross my hand ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I don't bother chasing my sorrows ♪ ♪ Well, no, it's like you're down the alley ♪ ♪ Lookin' for a light ♪ ♪ I'll go to the moonlight last summer night ♪ ♪ Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry ♪ ♪ Wow, straight cat, you're the real dog guy ♪ ♪ I wish I could be as careful in one ♪ ♪ I can't, can't class and I got cat style ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I don't bother chasing my sorrows ♪ ♪ I think down the alley looking for a light ♪ ♪ I'll go to the moonlight last summer night ♪ ♪ Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry ♪ ♪ Wow, straight cat, you're the real dog guy ♪ ♪ I wish I could be as careful in one ♪ ♪ I can't, can't class and I got cat style ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Well you can buy a diamond rhymes ♪ ♪ Live it on my head ♪ ♪ Put me on a big old plane ♪ ♪ And fly me to a foreign land ♪ ♪ Show me laws of fancy clothes ♪ ♪ Say, honey, you can take a bit ♪ ♪ Without a beat in my cab ♪ ♪ But I ain't gonna do the trick ♪ ♪ Give a little love ♪ ♪ You're squeezing a little kiss ♪ ♪ Give a little hug ♪ ♪ I want some more of this ♪ ♪ Take a little time ♪ ♪ Yeah, make a little fuss ♪ ♪ That's what a woman wants ♪ ♪ Give a little love ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Get this ♪ ♪ You can be some big hunk ♪ ♪ Have some dark and tall ♪ ♪ Talk to me in long times ♪ ♪ Where the sun and dry ♪ ♪ Be a man at the most I am ♪ ♪ Where a boy in the head ♪ ♪ I don't care how you look ♪ ♪ 'Cause of that ain't where it sounds ♪ ♪ Give a little love ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ You're squeezing a little kiss ♪ ♪ Give a little hug ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ I want some more of this ♪ ♪ Take a little time ♪ ♪ Yeah, you make a little fuss ♪ ♪ That's what a woman wants ♪ ♪ Give a little love ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Well, there are a man ♪ ♪ Who'll turn your head ♪ ♪ And knock you off of your feet ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Sweet talkin' big blue eyes ♪ ♪ Make a poor, hard skipper beat ♪ ♪ Don't drive you wild with a smile ♪ ♪ And then they'll treat you cruel ♪ ♪ Oh, I ain't gone off of that ♪ ♪ 'Cause a momma didn't raise no food ♪ ♪ So give a little love ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Put the squeeze in a little kiss ♪ ♪ Give a little hug ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ I want some more of this ♪ ♪ Take a little time ♪ ♪ Yeah, you make a little fuss ♪ ♪ That's what a woman wants ♪ ♪ To say what in love ♪ ♪ Give a little love, give a little love, give a little love ♪ ♪ Give a little love, give a little love, give a little love ♪ ♪ Give a little love, give a little love, give a little love ♪ All right, we're back so that first song was straight cat strut by the straight cats. Who was that last one Victoria? Give a little love by the Jets. Don't give it a little love by the jugs. I yeah Good old good old jugs. All right, so Victoria we had this conversation a couple episodes back about if you were let's say you got shot up into space or let's say you're You're a stuck on an island somewhere, right? And you had one song I Need the organic chapstick Because you can put jabs like everywhere the chapstick you sell at your store though This is a real thing and you reminded me. It's in the bamboo little. Yeah, what is the brand the bee love? Be love. Yes Literally, I have 12 of those that is my I buy one every time I go in your store. It is my favorite. I have a Pumpkin spice one. I have a cherry one. I have a mint one. Oh, they're so good. Sorry, Travis We digress sorry. I just have to plug because it's good and try it. Okay. I will because You probably Actually in my car, but Anyways, if you were on a deserted island or got shot into space or shot into space and you had the options You know, you got one song or yeah one song you got one drink forever and you got one food And you got one person. Oh Just complicated that a lot. She's got four kids Picking a kid Can two of my answers just so you know Cassie decides she was taking Helen Keller just so they she didn't have talked To be the same sure and the saw there's one song, right? That's wicked wicked game. Okay. Okay. So Chris I think and Chris I Because then he can just sing it to me the whole Get my chapstick, right? Oh Yeah, you'd have to listen to this For ten years. Yes, please Ten years yeah, can I get him when he was 30 or whenever he was saying this song well, we did say they could be alive or dead And I need extra chapstick I'm gonna forgo the drink option and just A chapstick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so here's the thing that would be done. We'd be drinking rum On the island. That's what we said. Yeah, coconut milk. Yeah, I think that's why he said it's face Chapstick and just make your own room. You'd have room after like a year and a half Okay, all right, okay, so Chris Isaac Don't want to fall in the wicked game or wicked game. Sorry and Jeff's for Chris Isaac, and then That's a good question, so I guess well any food, right? I don't think I would pick sushi because I'm on an island I'll just spear everything. I don't need that right given to me very blue lagoon But if you're in space, I don't think there's fish up in space Okay, no, we're going to be steak steak steak or sushi. Those are my two favorite foods. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, there you go I eat that all the more or not just cuz we don't get fat oh that's true. Oh, I forget it See, I forget about that Workout That's rad man there's kids listening to All right, did we get off what to drink? Oh, yeah or drink hmm? I'm an equal opportunity drinker I have a problem when I go places to to and they're like even just reds. I'm like what do you want? Oh, do I want wine or do I want beer and then if I go somewhere the cocktail? It's even worse, right? I'm like, oh Can I have that and that and you can't mix so What's that old adage wine before beer never fear? No I can soda you can do like you can have a I feel like there are There's like a 19 gallon drum of no again. You're an island. You can make coconut sugar. There's your simple syrup Probably oranges growing somewhere probably oranges. What island is this I want to go. I know The double boats gonna be going by yeah Cabbie and Percy Kirby and Cassie really good at that like digging beyond just the simple question. Yeah One of the episodes was what would you do with there's ten days left on the planet and they were like we're gonna go on an adventure We're gonna do that. I'm like, I don't want to see my family. Well. Yeah, all right ten days left We'll talk about that because that's that's a good topic. There's ten days left. What are you doing? Okay, the world is gonna end in ten days what are you gonna do with your family or what are you gonna do in those ten days? I hang out at the beach or I hang out in the mountains. That's my two. That's my happy days on the beach five days on the mountain I'd be fine with that and one day stay at a house. I don't want to deal with congestion. There's no more There's probably gonna be a lot of traffic if everyone else knows there's ten days. I'm nobody knows nobody knows nobody else does What about square dancing? We're gonna select you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no sweet curves said she'd try vodka milk No, Eric said he drank vodka milk. I said there are ten days left. I've given a whirl. What is vodka milk? Eric, I miss this cup. I miss this cup. It's literally vodka milk. No, but no, but have you seen all the buttered whiskey? Have you seen that they like do you like clarified the milk butter butter? Yeah, and then they add whiskey and then you you filter it and oh, I have so many recipes that I say No, because here's the thing I'm gonna make. I try bullet coffee one time and the coat It didn't taste bad the coating on the inside of my mouth. I was like, I'm good. Well, you've I don't know you filter I'm gonna try it. What are you waiting for? It's for my speaking. Bullet coffee is basically you blend butter and coffee and whatever else you want and then you drink it So it but because you blend it and incorporates it doesn't taste bad doesn't taste oily, but it leaves a Definite today residue on the inside of your mouth. Mine did maybe so you're telling me that I can make Whiskey with butter. Yes, and put it on my toast in the morning Thank you, he's gonna get fire. It's for it. You can't have that at work sweet curves I'll make a breakfast tomorrow I work tomorrow. Well, I've seen like blue cheese infused Martinez all kinds of there's all kinds of red wine infused cheeses. Yeah, yeah, we have we sell that them are low cheese It's a thing, but is there an alcohol content in that or can a 12-year-old come in and buy that? Yeah, there's no okay. Oh, there's no alcohol. It's just a flavor. Yeah, sorry. What are they from? We have a whiskey cheese to actually there's that it's the Bell of a ton Oh They make a they make a whiskey. It's yeah, it's a great one It's really good cheese that reminds me when I see because see Travis has a problem No, everybody says it's something with whiskey in it, and he's like it's whiskey with something in it Well, that's why I'm telling you about the butter whiskey. It's a thing. Oh My god, I'll try it. I'm definitely try it. Yeah, no, we have to try it. Y'all know those little chocolate things They have with a little bit of a brunch remove family naturals debuting Can't you know, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I wait. It was a joke No, but you know those little chocolate things that cut the little little Drop of rum inside of them sure do because we didn't mind when I was a kid Yeah, when I was a kid we didn't know they had alcohol in them and my grandma had a box of them and my cousin And I probably ate 12 of them each and got viciously ill pretty much same thing We were like eight and eleven. It wasn't so it wasn't alcohol. It was the sugar made you say either way But yes, but we didn't know but Kirby and her grandma have a thing that go way back Grammy always bucks her up. It's true Grandma's always getting me drunk She didn't know we just were eating the chocolate was a box of chocolates. They shaped like bottles. We didn't know My god your chocolate, I didn't know they had tobacco in them. Oh my god. I remember those cigarette candies We thought we were super cool. We were so cool back in the 80s riding around bicycles. No helmets smoking candy cigarettes Okay, that might have been the 70s for some of us travists I was bored in the 70s, so I didn't really remember anything until the 80s, but I do remember candy cigarettes I don't really remember a lot from the 80s, but that's another story All right, then you'll be coming back next week. Tell us all How much time we got we got about five minutes with a lovely Victoria do you guys want to we want to send Victoria out with a Song yeah, Victoria any song you might. Oh, we miss though. Oh, Chris Isaac. I think we should play that if that's a thing Want to fall in love? I'm gonna start making that with a microphone. She hasn't finished her whiskey yet. She'll be fine. She can pose herself. That's true I've instead of either Yeah, well hey anything by the scorpions - oh Oh didn't you go to Vegas for your birthday to see them? Oh, I sure did that was bucket list thing was that oh, there's a good question Best concert you ever been to hmm? Metallica Metallica Metallica. It was Metallica and guns and roses in 91 at the Rose Bowl But guns and roses sucked. Sorry And I liked I loved I loved I loved them the con they were awful in concert cuz I actually was a hot mass Metallica killed it like best concert ever. I've seen them a few times I know you're right. That's it is never a bad show that they they collaborate I didn't know they ever like did a gig or that was epic. I mean Rose Bowl is big and and that was in college. Yeah It was all the it was like the trifective perfection. That was a great great concert great age Great time to go. Oh, I can imagine it was 21. It's perfect. Oh, yeah with a boyfriend who just was like not in his element Though he was like oh my god, what are we doing here? Okay, it's my Harvard boyfriend There's like a suit and tie guy. Yeah, well not quite but you know soccer player and he was he wasn't the rocker boy They call him squares, but he bought he got the tickets. So he did he did something right Oh, he did something right Yeah, that was a that was quite the day. Well Victoria, thanks for coming and hanging out with us. I had a lot of fun Yeah, it's fun to just get to know you a little bit better. I'm just hanging out Yeah, I mean so often we like I would tell this to all of our guests like we All know each other through the music scene or through business or stuff like that But to just sit and just hang out and bullshit for a while. It's fun. It's always it's it's been fun to hang out with you You know, we've played it for Mona family naturals for like five or six years Whatever it's been and this is the longest I've ever talked to you for usually I don't think that's true. No, this is the longest Because I'm always like clear and dishes Or I'm playing music or whatever it's you are adorable. We love you. Thanks for coming in so much I appreciate it. You want to scorpions. You want to go away with a little scorpions? Yes, please give me one What do you want? Oh God don't do that? I have to you can't you can't do that to me. Just pick a song. I love all the songs All right So loving Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh It's been a long time Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh ♪ Give a call ♪ ♪ Just imagine, get through the door ♪ ♪ You take all my sorrow away ♪ ♪ There's no one like you ♪ ♪ I can wait for the light with you ♪ ♪ I imagine the things we do ♪ ♪ I just wanna be loved by you ♪ ♪ No one like you ♪ ♪ I can wait for the light with you ♪ ♪ I imagine the things we do ♪ ♪ I just wanna be loved by you ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ No one like you ♪ ♪ I can wait for the light with you ♪ ♪ I imagine the things we do ♪ ♪ I just wanna be loved by you ♪ ♪ No one like you ♪ ♪ I can wait for the light with you ♪ ♪ I imagine the things we do ♪ ♪ I just wanna be loved by you ♪ - All right, we're back. That was Victoria Bradley hanging out with us. - That was so fun. - She's so cool. - That girl's a nut. - I know. - She's a fun lady. - She makes me laugh. - Lucky she's not in the room anymore though. Terry, you talk about her like that. - Don't worry. - You're bad for like... - She's gonna listen to the show. - That didn't go so well. How do we think it's gonna do? - So I gotta introduce my good friend here. She's taking the place of Victoria Bradley, not really taking the place. - Paul, she used to film. - That was an hour long with Victoria Bradley. Now we got another special guest. - I'm gonna go ahead and call her by her nickname that I gave her a while back a couple years ago. Ashley E. Dornob Snorton. - Dornob Snorton. - Well, Dornob Snorton. - Dornob Snorton. - Okay, good back story on that. Ashley E. Dornob Snorton. I love you, Ashley. Walk to the show by the way. - Thank you. - Why does he say Dornob's Ashley? - All right, let's hear it. Why? - Oh, my side of the story is that I'm Ashley E. Norton because back when I was becoming a true artist, I realized that Ashley Norton was already taken by Ashley Norton.com. And they are, in fact, a Dornob company. You might have them on your doors in your house. So the best thing, the most creative thing I could come up with to differentiate myself from Ashley. Norton was Ashley E. Norton. So now Travis Billy Ross has decided to call me Ashley Dornob's Norton. - No, Ashley E. Dornob's Dornob's Dornob Snorton. - 'Cause you can't forget that E. - You gotta put the E in there, otherwise it doesn't make sense. - It makes me happy, though. I like that nickname. It's adorable. Yeah, it could be worse. (laughing) I've been called worse, really. - Yeah, you should hear what he calls me when the mics aren't on, I know. - I've heard. - Okay. (laughing) - I'm glad you know, though. I don't have to say anything. I felt like I needed to take you aside and be like, do you know what Travis says about you when I'm out from the radio? - There's so many things I could use with Eric. I give a lot of people nicknames. It's kind of my thing. It's what I do. Sweet curbs, you know. - That's really take it off. - I know, I really call sweet curbs. Sweet curbs. - Oh, can I tell you this? This just happened today. So on his car, when he gets text message updates, it says, you have a text message from Kirby, or you have a, so we have a friend, she's another musician. Her name's Chloe Lu. - Chloe Luzki. - Chloe Luzki. - But it does not say Chloe Luzki. It does not phonetically pronounce the name. It's Clolowski. You have a new text message from Clolowski. - No, no. - Chloe Luzki. - Who is that? - You have to go in and butcher the way it's spelt, so it actually makes it kind of. Anyway, let's do it right. Let's do it right. Ms. Ashley Norton. - Hello. - Love you, darling. - Love you too. - Welcome to the show. - Thanks for having me. - We've been dying to get you on here. We're very excited. - They've given me some whiskey, so. - Yeah. - Are you good? Actually, you got enough? - Yeah, part two. Part two of the show is arguably more entertaining than part one, simply judging by the amount of whiskey. - That's all downhill from here. - It was Cassie's fault. She's like, "How much whiskey you want?" And then you turn your back for three seconds, and then. - Four. - Four fingers. (laughing) - Is that four fingers with or without ice? - Yes. - Well, the ice kind of just waters it down anyways. - That's probably-- - I'm still fucking up your intro area. - You're down? - No, you're not. - No, you're not. - You know, there's no rules here. There's no rules. As long as we're having fun, it's all good. But now, Ashley Norton, wonderful musician, been doing this for years and years. Touring, Nashville, the whole thing. - Yeah. - It was co-citizen of the year last year. - Yeah. - I didn't know we had a citizen of the year thing, and then I saw you got it. - Same. - Yeah. - Ramona Journal and all that good. (laughing) - I like how you say it. - You're like, yep, that was me too. - Yeah. - No, I got an email. I got an email that was like, "Hey, you've been nominated for citizen of the year." And I thought that I was being punked or something. - Girl, I was just like, spam. (laughing) Seriously. - What is this shit? - I just didn't have a word. - I was like, oh, they must nominate everybody. That's seriously what I thought. Like, oh, everybody probably got the same thing. - Oh, I didn't tell you. I got that email. - You didn't. You're a liar. - I lost out. - You're lying right now. - Garfunkel got it. - Said sweet curbs. - Sweet curbs. - You give a mean haircut. (laughing) You've been nominated. And then I said, man, this isn't real. And I just deleted it. That's what happened. - Oh. - And then we won, which was crazy. - Yeah. - Me and John. - John Haas. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I was like, well, surely they're not gonna pick either of us as a winner because they're nominating both of us. And they ended up picking both of us. - At the barn. - Did you see me actually win the award? Though I was like, like, deer in the headlights. I've never won an award before. So I was just like, what? And then they call me out. And I'm like trying to accept the award with John. I'm like, where do I go up here? Okay, do we make a speech? No, you don't make a speech. Okay, cool. I'm just gonna walk off the stage. - Wait, you didn't make a speech? - Well, yeah, right. You normally make speeches. - Come on, man. - But they told you no or-- - You didn't think your mama? - I don't know. - You didn't think Garfunkel? - You didn't think Garfunkel. - And John and I were like-- - You'd be nowhere without Garfunkel. Your dog, just so you know. - I know. - Garfunkel, the singing dog. - I don't know. We might feature him later. - All right, so Ashley, you've toured all over to United States. - And you're-- - And abroad. - And abroad. Who's the broad? What's her name? - Germany, England, Netherlands. (both laughing) - Okay, so Nashville. - Good times, good times out there. - Yeah, I call it Nashville University. I lived there from 2010 to 2014. Got my degree and left. - Degree. - Not really. I mean, I moved there and you know, I felt like I really honed my craft and songwriting there like to the point where I wanted it to be anyway. You co-write a lot when you live in Nashville. It's just, we called the Nashville handshake. You change cards and you decide to write some songs together. - It was really an interesting experience. You know, you always sit in your first co-write and you feel like you're offering nothing and you feel very, very awkward and at a place and soon you just kind of get into it. And it's like, as if you go there with a songwriter, anyway, it's just kind of something you get into. So that was very cool. I feel like I learned a lot. But then just trying to like, do the music industry thing there just wasn't my jam. - It was-- - Yeah. - How does the songwriting come about? Like someone sees you playing somewhere and they're like, oh, I like what you're singing. Here's my card. Let's get together and collaborate. - Or exactly. That's 100. - Does it really? - What happens? Yeah. So you guys know my songbird show and it's three artists in a round? - Sure. - So that's happening all over Nashville all the time, but like on crack. So they have three artists in a round, but then they'll do like three or four rounds in a night. And that's actually how I made my living there is hosting those shows. I kind of lucked into that role and that's why I never had to play a single note on Broadway 'cause I was making my money hosting these songwriter shows and then I would feature at them as well with my original music. But people would show up to network and meet each other and listen to these original songs. And then as a songwriter, you hear somebody do something. If it moved you or you're interested in that person, what they're doing, you go, "Hey, you wanna write sometime?" - Okay. - Absolutely. And sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn't, it's just like anything. You get a chemistry with somebody and-- - All right, so sometimes it worked. - That's cool. - Sometimes it worked. Give me an example of-- - You guys met Johnny Garcia. - Yes. - He was just at the town hall concert performing with me. So that's a perfect example of that. - You had a new album come out and he was on it. - Yeah. - So he came out and played with it. - Oh, that's right. - But I met him in Nashville. That's all right around. He was there and I remember there was a lot of buzz in the room 'cause he was like, "Oh, Garth Brooks's guitar player's here. "Have you met him yet? "Have you met him yet?" Like, no. And then I did and he was very nice. - He's a very nice guy. - He's very nice. - Yeah, he really is a good guy. And he went and played some songs with this other artist and then as, I mean, you've met me and we're all ballsy. So I went up to him and I said, "Well, I'm about to go up and play a few songs. "You wanna jump up and play with me." And he simply leads with me and he was like, "Shorter." So we just jumped up there and did some off the cuff stuff and we clicked and then we did the Nashville handshake exchange of the cards and then started writing a lot together. We wrote a lot of songs together. So that's where that first album that Ramona Radio kind of brought out of the vault came from. Johnny produced that in Nashville. That's the one. Mama's daughter, Johnny and I wrote that together with Troy Powers. - I love this song. - Thank you. - I love the whole album, but this one, this one all of a sudden has become very, very in demand here in town, huh? - Yeah, thanks to you guys. I like people coming up to me being like, "Why don't you ever play that song?" I'm like, "What song?" "Mama's daughter," the one I released 15 years ago. I don't remember it and I had to relearn it. - What are the chords? - E, you love E, TBR. I know what you love E. - I know, I remember we did a show at Ramona Rash. Wow, me and you, that was your gig. I just kind of crashed it. - It was great. - And they were like, "All right, we're just going "to do a bunch of songs in E." So just pick a song. - We did, we did a whole set. - We got their whole set. - We got their whole set all in E. (laughing) - That's funny. - Good times and good. - Okay, so that was a good experience with the songwriter thing. Give me a, give me a bad one. (laughing) - What can I say on the radio? - What do we want? - What do we want to say? - A bad one, really? Look, we're just sitting here in the living room for a night and hour. - Her and Eminem tried to collaborate once I didn't work out well. (laughing) - I mean, I could give you like, I mean, do you want to get real? 'Cause I could give you a dark experience. I'll leave the name out, but I met somebody at a song right around. And he said he wanted to write with me. And I showed up to his writing studio in Nashville, Tennessee, and it was a big one. It's kind of a big deal to get to write there as a new songwriter. And he was signed to that publishing company. - So this was like a big name person that if you said the name people would know who they are and know their company. - You probably wouldn't, but a lot of people would. And he died, so I'm just gonna protect that a little bit. - Absolutely, but he asked me to write with him. I showed up to the studio, and I got there, and he said, well, all the writers' rooms are taken. And I was like, okay, well, you want to reschedule? And he said, I don't want to reschedule. The weird thing is, this is gonna sound really, really bad, but the upstairs bedroom is open, and you can trust me. So I went up to the upstairs bedroom, and bad things happened. - No. - Yeah, and I've written many songs about it. I'm glad he's gone. We'll be one of them, probably the psychiatrist booth. So you asked for a bad story in there, you know what I mean? - Oh, that's a bad story, so I was thinking more along the lines of something funnier. - No, that's funny. - No, that's terrible, that's the dark side, though. - But you know what, man, I know-- - And especially women, that doesn't happen to men, it doesn't. - The music industry is a really, really, an evil industry, and I know it, and I see it, and I sometimes don't want to be a part of it, you know? - That's why I like being an indie artist, especially in a small town like Ramona, where we all support each other in the door. - What does indie mean? - Like, independent, where you're not trying to, like-- - Okay, oh, indie, I'm sorry, I thought you were just like in-- - Oh, like independent, independent, yeah. And you ask a lot of artists, and especially those that lived in Nashville, and we all have similar stories, and I think the only reason, the only way that we're gonna hear less and less of those stories is if we actually tell them, you know? 'Cause I didn't, I actually blocked that story. Obviously, it gets a little longer and a little bit deeper, but I'll leave that out. But I didn't remember it for a good seven years, just completely blacked it out of my mind. Until one day, my husband, Brad, and I were having a conversation, and it just kind of flew out, and I was like, whoa, I didn't remember that. - Wow. - And then I did, and then it kind of flooded out into all this songwriting material, and then I contacted some other women I knew at the time who had very similar stories, and it's just amazing how you just shut it down, you know? And/or you're like top two, or like you talk about it, and then you feel like you're in trouble, or you've done something wrong. - Right. - But yeah, this person has an addiction problem. - I think that story's all too common, you know? - It is. - And it's way, way all too common. - Yeah, and we should normalize it and talk about it. - Yeah, well. - All right, well, shoot, this is the Outlaw Radio Show, so let's listen to some music. - Can I come and listen when I ask you songs? - Yeah, let's do it. - How many questions for Ashley that I've been dying to ask her for since I've known her? - Now's the time? - So yeah, and I don't know, I'm gonna, anyway, let's listen to some music. (laughing) - Well, wait, let's hear the question, what the hell? - No, it's too many, I've got a lot of questions. Yeah, let's take a break, we're gonna listen to some music, and then we'll come back. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I'm so tired of all this big couple lines ♪ ♪ I didn't fall from heaven, ain't no star from the sky ♪ ♪ Though I'm from Tennessee, I ain't the only Tennessee ♪ ♪ I've had the ♪ ♪ So late enough ♪ ♪ Tell your story, how to get my love ♪ ♪ Should've loved to talk to me ♪ ♪ I see your lips, I'm moving fine ♪ ♪ I don't hear a thing, should've loved to talk to me ♪ ♪ Come on over, baby, show me how you speak ♪ ♪ Don't want no conversation ♪ ♪ Words don't need a thing, should've loved to talk to me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Make a movement, dirty blonde boys ♪ ♪ This sound, your sing is just a bunch of words ♪ ♪ Lyrically speaking, I don't know what you're thinking ♪ ♪ What's coming now, I'm your now ♪ ♪ You little boy, baby, turn it down ♪ ♪ Tell your lips, you little boy ♪ ♪ You talk to me, I see your lips, I'm moving fine ♪ ♪ I don't hear a thing, should've loved to talk to me ♪ ♪ Come on over, baby, show me how you speak ♪ ♪ Don't want no conversation ♪ ♪ Words don't need a thing, should've loved to talk to me ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ It's called my eyes, but wait some time ♪ ♪ I ain't looking for a mister ♪ ♪ I should've loved to talk to me ♪ ♪ See your lips are moving ♪ ♪ But I don't hear an explanation ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Come on over, baby ♪ ♪ Show me how you speak ♪ ♪ You're what the conversation was ♪ ♪ We're going to be shut up ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Shut up, shut up ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Talk to me ♪ ♪ Come on over, baby ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ We're going to be ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ ♪ Shut up ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) All right, we're back with our good friend, Ashley E. Norton. - So? - So, you know what's funny? Ashley, the other couple episodes ago, I don't remember which one it was. They're all kind of blending together now at this point with all the drinking that we do throughout the shows. (laughing) - I know what you mean now. - I don't know what it was. - We've done two shows, it feels like eight. - Yeah. - Wait, how many have we done it? - No. - I actually think this one, I'm going to have to double check. - What do I like, 10 or 11? - I was going to say, I don't want to be wrong. I had to double check this, but I believe this is episode 10. - 10. - Which is kind of a milestone. - Yay. - You know, we have Victoria and Ashley on in episode 10. - Ashley, Norton, you're all in the big 10, but we got to confirm that here. - Yeah, double check. - Whatever. All right, so we had talked about a song that you did called "Neighbor." You know that song? Of course you know the song you wrote. - Never heard of it. Maybe you guys could play it, I don't know, maybe. - Well, it was funny 'cause Ashley's, I told her that we were going to be doing the show. I told her, invited her to come in and hang out with us. And she's like, "Should I, what do I need to bring? "Should I write notes and or anything like that?" I'm all, "Nope." - Do it live! I can go out and write it and we'll do it live! (laughing) - I don't know why that cracks me up. - Clearly. - That's it, dude, feel all rightly. - That's my favorite thing when he laughs like that. I don't even laugh at what he's laughing at. I laugh at him and the kick he gets out of it. - He hits a level of laughter that is like beyond giggles. - Yeah, Mariah Carey just laughed at him. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that one came right from his nuts all the way up. (laughing) - I said soul, you said nuts. - I know, we gotta-- - Stay safe for a man. - Here's a weird thing, we got a whole bag of almonds that are set on this table for sweet curbs. She likes almonds. - She likes-- - Are those almonds sweet curbs? - Well, she likes almonds. - She loves almonds. - Almonds, almonds. - Nice snack on them. - She's snacks on almonds. - Oh, Cassie. - All right, so you brought your guitar-- - You're a goddess. - Ashley Dornob's known. - Yes, just shout out to Cassie for bringing us more alcohol. - Oh, thank you. - Cassie is here, she's just not on a microphone. - Yeah. - So is Victoria, by the way. - We miss you, Cassie. - Oh, we're still chilling out here. - We have a studio audience. - We have a studio audience today. It's gonna be fun. - I have garf on my lap. - Oh, it is fun actually. - I'm on the show, so you guys are hardly gonna play any music. You know how that goes. - I like to talk more than I like to play music. What's up with that? I'm a fucking musician. - I like to laugh and joke in and having a good time. Joking and smoking and whatnot. - Dude, all right, so you wanna do that song, Ashley? - Hold on, you didn't finish the story. - We need to talk-- - What I was talking about. - Thank you, Cassie, for the ice and the whiskey. (laughing) - We've lost control of the studio. - Oh, man, yeah, we're all lost now, so this is what happens. - It's usually what happens on hour two. - Hour two of our show. - Yeah, hour two is definitely a lot more stupid. - No, we got the whiskey kicking in, speaking of that, cheers. - It's a lot of it. - It's a lot of it. - Cheers. - No, we don't say cheers. - It's a lot of it. - It's a lot of it. - I like cilantro. - Well, I am. - That's a lot of cilantro. - Cilantro, that'll work. - That's my good friend, Winnie Kraft out there. - What is the-- - Cilantro. - Do you wish her Yiddish word for, like, we say-- - Laheia. - Oh, that is it, okay. - Laheia. - Laheia. - I'm Jewish, isn't it? - All right, so you're ready to do this creepy-ass song? - Yeah, okay, I'm gonna give you the background because Travis keeps forgetting it. - I would appreciate it, Ashley. - Okay, so I wrote a song called "Neighbor," and it had this weird Ramona buzz around it, and people loved it when I played it. And that's where that line in Ramona rock star comes from. Neighbor playing and passing car, 'cause someone told me, it was like, I think it was like Wendy and somebody else, and they were driving down Main Street, and they were playing the song, and they rolled their window down, and someone they knew was next to them, playing neighbor, like, I don't know, Ramona is full of bunch of creepy fucking people, that's why we all get along so well. - That's awesome. - It's a creepy fucking song. - We are a town of absolute nutballs and squirrels, yes. - Yes, we are the misfits, that's what we are here for. And anyway, people just started loving on this song, and I remember people would start to sing the lyrics back to me, and it's like the first time I really felt like a Ramona rock star, which is, again, where that went into that song. But I'd been doing it for so long, and I think TBR had been hearing it for so long, and finally he's like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna make my own version of this song. - He did, we came home one night, and he sat down, I don't even think it was the guitar you did on the piano. - Yeah, I was playing it on the piano. - And he was playing it on the piano and he was like, "I'm gonna write it like a rebuttal." Like if I was this guy, and this lady was stalking me, I'm gonna write like my rebuttal verses to this song, which is fair, I mean-- - I think the first time we did it was at Ramona Ranch. - You did the full, you have a full version of the song, like there's a first verse and everything, and then we just decided to do it as a duet, I think, on the fly at Ramona Ranch. - Yes, the totally like your violin player at Stephanie, she had never heard it before, and she was like, laughing her ass off as we were doing it, and she couldn't even play the-- - It's so funny, so yeah, so we've been doing it that way, every one of these days we're gonna record it, but you're gonna hear it here. If you haven't heard it live, you're gonna hear it here. - We're gonna try it live, that would be-- - On the radio first. - I'm excited. All right, get out of here. - We rehearsed it three seconds ago. - We rehearsed it, yeah. - We're gonna record it for about 45 seconds, so yeah. So we got to be immaculate, here we go. - All right, we'll do it. - All right, here we go. - One, two, three, four. ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ ♪ I swear I'm not a dictator ♪ ♪ I just want you every minute ♪ ♪ It hurts me so much ♪ ♪ I guess that's what they call a crush ♪ ♪ Excuse me, but please don't freak out ♪ ♪ I've just got lost in your house ♪ ♪ There's nothing to fear ♪ ♪ Objects are closer ♪ ♪ Than make up here ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ ♪ But I'm watching you close ♪ ♪ And every morning ♪ ♪ I'm driving by snow ♪ ♪ Just to see you ♪ ♪ A little clearer ♪ ♪ Take a picture ♪ ♪ In a rear view mirror ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ (gentle guitar music) ♪ She took my family picture ♪ ♪ Cut my wife's face right off ♪ ♪ And placed it back in my wallet ♪ ♪ We blew her own picture upon it ♪ ♪ I'm beginning to freak out ♪ ♪ But she was running through my backyard ♪ ♪ Well I tried to call the cops ♪ ♪ They said she wasn't a hundred yards ♪ ♪ She's a psycho neighbor ♪ ♪ She's watching me close ♪ ♪ And every morning ♪ ♪ She's driving by snow ♪ ♪ Just to see me ♪ ♪ A little clearer ♪ ♪ Take a picture ♪ ♪ In a rear view mirror ♪ ♪ She's a psycho neighbor ♪ (gentle guitar music) - All right, we're going to school. ♪ Your honor, I confess ♪ ♪ It was an accident ♪ ♪ My hands slipped on the hammer ♪ ♪ Please don't throw me in a slammer ♪ ♪ Just the neighbor ♪ ♪ Watching you close ♪ ♪ And every morning ♪ ♪ I'm driving by snow ♪ ♪ Just to see you ♪ ♪ A little clearer ♪ ♪ Take a picture ♪ ♪ In a rear view mirror ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ - That was your side of things to hear. ♪ Your honor, I'm so stressed ♪ ♪ This was no accident ♪ ♪ She came at me with a hammer ♪ ♪ Oh, there's no job in the slammer ♪ ♪ She's a psycho neighbor ♪ ♪ She's watching me close ♪ ♪ And every morning ♪ ♪ She's driving by snow ♪ ♪ Just another stage by clinger ♪ ♪ Taking pictures in a rear view mirror ♪ ♪ She's a psycho neighbor ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ ♪ You're a psycho neighbor ♪ ♪ She's a stage by clinger ♪ ♪ You're just a neighbor ♪ - Oh, stop it. - Decide or no? - That's as cool as that. - Oh, man. - That was cool. - Never heard that one before. - That was cool. - Unless you've ever heard us live. - Right? - That was fun. - That's not recorded. - Thank you. - Until now, Ashley, you've gone out snorted. - Yeah, it's officially on, yeah, you know. - Yeah, I know, I get a feeling. - It's officially on the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw country show. - So I really fucked up like two times. - We did now. - It's live. - No one on all of you guys. - We don't edit shit on the show. - This is all live. So, we made a mistake. Hey, that just proves that it's live. - I love it. - It's jazz. - Yeah, it's jazz. - It's jazz, it's jazz. - Jazz is literally three hours of mistakes. (laughing) - Sex man, tax man, if you're listening. He does not mean that. - The sex man, tax man. Oh, man. - It's blues. It's a managed crash, you know? It's like, yeah. - Yeah, blues, blues. - That was rad. That was so cool. Thank you for you guys, for both of you. For making that happen. I've heard rumors. I've heard rumors. - You haven't heard that before? - I've heard yours, and I've heard him talk about his part. And I've heard all this, you know, rumors of this. - You mean me? - Well, this Peter Patterson. - Yeah. - Careful, that was a whole album. - So Ashley, you wrote a song called "Bad Apple." - Uh-huh. (laughing) - I don't. (laughing) - I don't know, I don't know what it's about. - That is factually correct. - And I don't care what it's about. I love the song "Bad Apple." It's a good tune. - It's about people... - Getting along. - Getting along. - Yeah, exactly. It's about people getting along, and sometimes, there's a bad apple that will come in and spoil the bunch. But the thing is, there's room for everybody in the kitchen to make a pie. - We can all be good apples. - Yeah, you can, and it's never too late. You can come in and make the pie. - It's never too late until you hear the song I wrote about that bad apple pie. - No, it might be too late for a TBR. Is this a segue? No, we're not hearing that song today. (laughing) - No. (laughing) - Oh yeah. - Sure about that. - This is one of the greatest bits that we do. - I'm hopeful about it. - Every episode he begs, every episode she says, no. - This checks out. - And then we wait till the next episode. - I can G-rate the song. I could do it the full monty, or I could do it, you know, it'd be G-rated. - This is why people keep tuning back in there. You leave them hanging every week. - Yeah. - Will they? - Yeah, let me giggle and me laugh and, you know. - So I wrote a song called, - I thought we were talking about Ashley's song. - Well, mine's a little bit more. - G-rated? - Snow White-ish. (laughing) - All right, Snow White. - Fair. - You know what, Ashley, I do have to tell you something. I love you, I love you all so much, but I could totally see a lot of your songs on like Disney. (laughing) - Is that supposed to be-- - No, I think it's cool. - I take it as a compliment. - You should. - Absolute compliment. - I hear that sometimes. But sometimes I do hear that as an insult, like, "Ugh, she sounds like a Disney princess." I'm like, "Why is that an insult?" - Why is that an insult? - Aerial is literally my influence. - You don't need those people in your life, Ashley. (laughing) - But then sometimes I say that to people and they're like, "I don't hear that at all." It's, you know, music is subjective. - Correct. - This interesting thing. - 100%. - That's me when I was a kid, listening to like little mermaids. I had three sisters, so yes, I've watched-- - Did they dress you up like 900 times? - Yes they did, because during COVID, he came home one day and I was like, "Babe, can I like perm your hair and paint your nails?" He was like, "Yeah." (laughing) And I was like, "You said yes to that very quickly." He was like, "I had three sisters. "Do you think my hair has never been curled "in my nails and been painted before?" - Fair enough. That's the dream. See, my husband has three brothers. - Oh. - I never have. - Bradley, if you're listening, we are gonna paint your nails sometime. - I'm sure Bradley will be fine with that. - Right, right. - It's gonna take you, me, and Victoria-- - You don't really want me to pick the color. - We just got a gang up on him. He can't say no to four pretty women. - It's true. And Bradley's one of the nicest guys I've ever met. He would probably just go, "All right, here." - You know what, he probably would, especially if TBR did. He's like, if he'd probably go-- - We'll bring a gallon just to pass the tone, you'll be fine. (laughing) - Is Travis Billy Ross doin' it? - Fine. - Fine. (laughing) - You're a pressure. (laughing) - I love it. Have you recorded the Bad Apple song yet? - No, but I-- - You wanna play it? - Right now, really? Only if you play shitty dive bar. - I'll do it after you. - Was I not supposed to say the name 'cause I just-- - Yeah. - Oh no, it's okay. I'll do it, but I'll do it on a G-rated version. 'Cause this is a kid friend, I don't know. - I will do, you know-- - All right, do it. Bad Apple's here. - Let me, I gotta make sure I don't really, oh, we know I've got it somewhere, I don't have it memorized. - Let me play a song, get yourself gathered, and we'll come back. - Gathering. - And we'll get that all squared away, okay? - Let's do it. - Oh yeah, this is a radio show. (upbeat music) ♪ You're swinging, spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in dark ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ We don't need your concert halls ♪ ♪ We're out here, vibing, got no walls ♪ ♪ All you country queens and kings ♪ ♪ Are folding court with guitar strings ♪ ♪ The festival at Fish and Creek ♪ ♪ That summer love and that we need ♪ ♪ Ooh, it's loud, the beer is sweet ♪ ♪ Two step in there, two left before ♪ ♪ Singing in spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in dark ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Singing in spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in dark ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ All shirts pickin' up a beat ♪ ♪ Chillin' care a line of hate ♪ ♪ Leave you worries in the woods ♪ ♪ The band is great, the feeling's good ♪ ♪ Let's hit dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Don't get fancy, we can't hurt ♪ ♪ One more song is all we need ♪ ♪ Until the sunrise, then we meet ♪ ♪ Dancing in the spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in the dark ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Swing in the spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Swing in the spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Swing in the spring-stinging ♪ ♪ Or dancing in the dark ♪ ♪ Where boots and blue jeans wear ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ ♪ Dancing in the dirt ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Well I love the rain ♪ ♪ I love the rain ♪ ♪ I love to hear the thunder ♪ ♪ Watch the lightning when it lights at the sky ♪ ♪ You know what I mean ♪ ♪ It's pretty good ♪ ♪ Well I love the rain ♪ ♪ When I touch the beautiful sight ♪ ♪ I love to feel rain on my face ♪ ♪ Tastes the rain on my lips ♪ ♪ In the moonlight shadows ♪ ♪ Showers washed all my tears away ♪ ♪ I wake up to it sunny day ♪ ♪ 'Cause I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Yeah I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ I love to hear the thunder ♪ ♪ Watch the lightning when it lights at the sky ♪ ♪ You know what makes me feel good ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ I touch the beautiful sight ♪ ♪ I love to feel the rain on my face ♪ ♪ Tastes the rain on my lips ♪ ♪ In the moonlight shadows ♪ ♪ For the song in this heart of mine ♪ ♪ For the smile on my face every time ♪ ♪ 'Cause I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Yeah I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Yeah I love the rainy night ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ But I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ And see the night I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ But it makes me high ♪ ♪ And I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ And know I do ♪ ♪ That I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ And see the night I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ Makes me happy ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ That I love you too ♪ ♪ Yeah I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ Well I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ But I love the rainy nights ♪ ♪ I love the rainy nights ♪ - And who doesn't love the rainy nights? That was Eddie Rabbit. - I love Eddie Rabbit. - I love Eddie Rabbit. - I love Eddie Rabbit. - I love Eddie Rabbit. - I love Eddie Rabbit. - He does that song-- He does that song driving my life away too, with the windshield wipers slapping out of tempo. I love that part of that song. - All right Ashley Norton, did you tune up your little guitar? - My brand new guitar. - Your little barfunkle guitar. - That is an amazing guitar. - That is a fancy guitar. - Where'd you get that guitar from Ashley? - Yeah but before you start singing, you gotta tell us about this guitar. Who made it? - This guitar. - It's called the Garfunkel. - The Garfunkel. - Not Garfunkel, the Garfunkel. - That's the name of the guitar. - Yeah because when people ask me what guitar I'm playing and say it's the Garfunkel. So it's a Michael E. Mosley design. Michael Mosley is the luthier for the stars, just like groups as they are sales for the stars in Ramona. - Oh thank you, that's true. - Yeah he's fixed all of our guitars for a long time now. He worked at Taylor Guitars for 25 years and he wrote a book and this will be the 40th instrument he's made. And he writes a chapter in his book every time he makes a guitar. He only makes guitars every time he's inspired by somebody. There's like three boxes, it's got a check or like two of the three which you're inspired by somebody and I can't remember what the other two are. He'll tell you. But yeah he just decides to build a guitar for somebody and he just does it. Sometimes they don't know they're getting it, sometimes they do. - Did you know you were getting it? - I did. He was gonna surprise me but he wanted, he decided to walk me through the process along the way which was really fun for me. It took him seven months to build every single bit of this guitar from scratch. And not a single bit of this was outsourced including the inlay which says Ashley E. Norton across the neck and it has a face of my dog on the headstock with music notes coming out of his mouth because my dog sings which you might hear in a little bit. - That is cool. - It is the greatest gift I've ever received and it's perfect for me. It's got a lot of high end which is just like my voice and it's smaller bodied. - Smaller frame. - And it's like you pick up a guitar, musicians, guitar players do what I'm talking about and it just feels like it's part of you instantly and that's what I get when I hold this guitar. So it's really an incredible instrument. - It is beautiful. - It is beautiful. - And it is very cool. - And Michael's one of my best friends. - Yeah, well we got pictures up so we'll get on there and we'll go see them now. - All right. - All right. - So we get to hear another Ashley original. - Well the deal was I guess I was going to play this song. If TBR was going to play the song about a similar scenario happening around Ramona. - It's a scenario thing. - Mine might have a little bit more of a positive spin on it. - Well you haven't heard mine Ashley. - I have. - Actually. - You're like one of the ten people. - I've heard them both several times and I'm going to say Ashley's definitely has a more positive spin. - Whatever. What I'm doing. - Travis Billy Ross. I do well in our country. - This is Outlaw Country Show. - It's about Outlaw. - You're fucking doing it. - I'm fucking doing it. - I'm playing our songs. This is called Bad Apple and yeah I hope to record this eventually. But here's your Ramona radio debut. This is a thing on this show. We're just debuting all the songs. - Oh yeah. I'll follow it along if you don't mind. - I do not. In fact I wrote the chords down on a little piece of paper. - Oh I got it. Is that what those were? - Yup. - I thought you were telling me something. I thought you were giving me Morris code here. - Oh okay. - Do you want to check? Yes or no? No? Come on. Well TBR and I don't understand music theory. So. - We just play it live. We'll do it live. - No. We'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I can block it. I will do it live. I love that. - The stage is yours Miss Ashley. - Let's hear it up. ♪♪♪ ♪ Imagine a pie shop at the edge of town ♪ ♪ But they smell so delicious ♪ ♪ The people gather 'round to the wicked witch ♪ ♪ Tried to take it down ♪ ♪ But envy's a bitch ♪ ♪ She don't wear no crown ♪ ♪ She keeps slipping ♪ ♪ Poisoning whoever we buy ♪ ♪ She called the sheriff ♪ ♪ And I've worn high ♪ ♪ But the people were immune to her ♪ ♪ Man of its lies ♪ ♪ They couldn't be swayed ♪ ♪ And it's no surprise ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ ♪ Just boil the bunch ♪ ♪ It's a mad battle ♪ ♪ But I can take a bunch ♪ ♪ With the war ♪ ♪ With the sweeter touch ♪ ♪ The thing is bad apples ain't good for much ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ All right, studio people. ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ It's bad ♪ All right, now we got it from the next place. ♪ Good people pull together ♪ ♪ And make it right ♪ ♪ There's a happy ever after ♪ ♪ About their poor snow white ♪ ♪ Bad apples rot fast ♪ ♪ No, it won't be long ♪ ♪ To even the witch ♪ ♪ Well, no, she's wrong ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ ♪ Just boil the bunch ♪ ♪ It's a mad battle ♪ ♪ But I can take a bunch ♪ ♪ With the sweeter touch ♪ ♪ The thing is bad apples ain't good for much ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) Just take a TBR. (guitar music) ♪ Never too late to change your ass up here ♪ ♪ There's room in this kitchen where you and me ♪ ♪ It's a metaphor, but I still believe ♪ ♪ We can turn this into a legacy ♪ ♪ Helping them apples to spoil the punch ♪ ♪ It's a mad battle, but I can take a punch ♪ ♪ In the war with a sweeter touch ♪ ♪ My thing is bad apples ain't good for her much ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ She's bad ♪ ♪ She's bad ♪ ♪ She's a bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ Bad apple ♪ ♪ A bad apple ♪ ♪ To the back of that book she's there ♪ (audience applauding) - That is fun. - Well done. - It's like the alt version of Snow White, I guess, on the Disney Princess theme. - I could totally hear that on a Disney. - But it's like dark Disney. - Dark Disney. - No, I just think it's a cool song. Well, Disney songs aren't cool. I like the playing Disney songs, but that is fun. Well done. - They can be, they can be, and cool. - They can be, yeah. (laughing) Yeah, what is that one where the chef was chasing the crab around? Yeah, that was. - I have meat swine. - I have meat swine. - First I chop up their heads, 'cause then I pull out their bones. 'Cause I love little fishies, don't you? - First I stop you with bread. It don't hurt, 'cause you did. (laughing) - Clearly we're all fans of The Little Mermaid. - Lord, not intentionally. I had three sisters, and my little sister watched that. - Sweetie. - I love it. - Come on. - I've told you. You don't have to lie to kick it. Like, I'll love you anyways, that's fine. (laughing) - You know, Tyler Stamets is gonna host a Disney themed Monday night dealer choice. - Oh, I might have to sing a song, maybe. - Oh, that would be a good deal. - Okay. - Yeah. - Yeah, maybe we'll get sweet. - I forget this is a radio show. I've been drinking whiskey, and I just say things. (laughing) That's why it's so happy. - It's on record now. - Yeah. - It's on record now. (laughing) Kirby and I are gonna be the, you know, the next big op and coming duet. - Are we gonna be like captain into Neil? - Yeah, captain into Neil. - Yeah, I gotta give it a Disney song. What's your Disney show? - Yeah, it's a little Sonny and Cher. - What would these singers do at? - It'll be the Beauty and the Beast. - Oh. - Okay, let's hold this, Tyler. (laughing) - I get out of here. - Holy world. - Oh my god. (laughing) - Come on, this is an outlaw country show, this is crazy. - It's definitely out in your adjustments. - All right. - You were a black way. - So it's no longer outlaw country. It's still, it's outlaw history. - Well when we have Ashley Dornoff's Norton on here, it's a Disney country outlaw show somehow. - Fuck yeah. - All right, clock sticking folks. - All right, what's your song, babe? - Do it. - All right. - It's not a sweet folks. - What did you call the name of the song, Ashley? - Shitty dive bar. - Yeah. - I think that's what it's called. - And it's called shitty dive bar. - Yeah. - Okay. - Class it up though, come on. - All right, I'm gonna class it up. - About no dive bar in particular. - No. - That's not about any dive bar in particular. - Just, we've all been to a dive bar and you're like, why do people come here? And he walked in and he's still order a drink. - I've been to Tennessee, I've been to Nashville, I've been to Texas, been all over the place and they're, these dive bars are everywhere. So this is about one that I was in in South Carolina. (laughing) - S-C, I'd say. - S-C, South Carolina. Every guy that's called shitty dive bar. My good friend Clarence out there, S-D-B. We already know it. - We love you, Sandman. - We love you, Sandman. (upbeat music) ♪ This bar is cold ♪ ♪ It's a damn shit hole ♪ ♪ No fancy drinks just whiskey and dust and poop ♪ ♪ The walls stay ♪ ♪ The floor is worn ♪ ♪ But it's wet dump trucks go all night long ♪ ♪ Beyond us a dump she wears it with my ♪ ♪ She'll kick you out if you step out of line ♪ ♪ Her husband's a punk always tryin' to play tough ♪ ♪ He's just a fool ♪ ♪ Ain't pullin' no one enough ♪ ♪ And this shitty dive bar with a loser's unite ♪ ♪ Dumbass is tryin' to solve a drinkin' day and night ♪ ♪ No glitz or glamour here ♪ ♪ They hate vets and dogs ♪ ♪ With this shitty dive bar with a horse-ho ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Drinkin' whiskey in this place ♪ ♪ Where the walls are stained with regret ♪ ♪ No fancy lights to chandelier ♪ ♪ Just a smell of a stale cigarette ♪ ♪ Broken dreams and shattered pride ♪ ♪ Feel the air with every sin ♪ ♪ But we'll keep on singin' ♪ ♪ Fuck that dive bar ♪ ♪ That lady's a trip ♪ ♪ And this shitty dive bar with a loser's unite ♪ ♪ Dumbass is tryin' to solve a drinkin' day and night ♪ ♪ No glitz or glamour here ♪ ♪ They hate vets and dogs ♪ ♪ With this shitty dive bar with a horse-filled road ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ The bar's a wreck, it's goin' down ♪ ♪ The owner's at the hell I'm gonna run into the ground ♪ ♪ No clue what she's doin' ♪ ♪ Makin' it worse ♪ ♪ Cries gettin' smaller ♪ ♪ It's becomein' a curse ♪ ♪ And this shitty dive bar with a loser's unite ♪ ♪ Dumbass is tryin' to solve a drinkin' day and night ♪ ♪ No glitz or glamour here ♪ ♪ They hate vets and dogs ♪ ♪ With this shitty dive bar with a horse-filled road ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ (clapping) - See, it's an E. - It's an E. - It's an E. - It's always an E. - It's always an E. - It's always an E. - It's a spayor car. - It's an E. - Yep, that's right, E-B-E-E-B. - All right, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are like running really out of time. But there's one musician we have not yet heard from in this whole evening, and it doesn't go. We'll go late if we have to. - We're gonna hear you. - I think I know who you're talking about. - Yes, but we're not wrapping it up until we hear from 'em. - All right. - So. - Garfield, are you ready? - Oh, Garfunkel. (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (singing) (laughing) - Good job, Garfunkel. - Thank you, Garfunkel. - He's better than all of us, I'm gonna be honest. - Yes, he's more popular. - We got a singing dog in the studio, see there? (laughing) - All right. Well friends, how bad is a sock when the show comes to an end? - I don't like it at all. - I always have so much fun. - Man, Ashley, thank you so much for hanging out with us on this beautiful Sunday. - Oh yeah, what? I don't know what day it is. - We appreciate it. - It's Sunday. - That's the whiskey talking dog. - And don't forget, hey Ashley, have you ever had an outlaw barbecue before? - I love outlaw barbecue. - Yeah, team. - I'm a vegetarian and I'll eat outlaw barbecue. - No, he does do the meat. - I'll eat the meat too. - What do you call it? - We got a break sometimes. - The vegetarian barbecue stuff. - It reminds me of that time I got tricked at that place and they gave me a vegan hamburger. - Oh, you were so mad. - Ruined my day. - He literally called me and he was like, "You're not going to believe this." And I thought he got a parking ticket, like something terrible. I stood in line for 15 minutes and I got a ticket for a free burger. It was a veggie burger. - I took one bite out of it and I'm like, "This is way regular burgers soon." - This is terrible. - I didn't like that. - You won't have a veggie burger because I've had, like, poor de bello burgers. That's delicious. - It looked like hamburger. - It was delicious by the way. - It was not. - You would not have known. - I didn't know. - I didn't know because I noticed. I was like, "This is awful." And then you're like, "Well, that's vegetarian burger." I'm like, "Well, fuck me." Yep, that makes sense. Anyway. - I'll never forget it. - All right. Thank you so much Ashley and Norton for hanging out with us. - Thanks for coming by. We love you. It was so fun. Hope you had a good time. - Yeah. - Do you want me to hang out with us? - I mean, do you want me? I don't think you actually played any music because I have the gift of the gab. - It's okay. We were laughing and joking and having fun. - That's true. We got live music in there. - We got live music in there. And that's what we do. That's what we like to do. Live! We do it live. And we had Garfunkel singing us that last song. But anyway, you guys have a good night. - Bye. - Drive safe tomorrow morning, Monday morning. And if you're listening to this in the morning, try not to laugh yourself to death. I'm just kidding. All right. Have a good night. Drive safe and make good choices. Have a good rest of your week. God bless you. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING]