Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 35: 2024 Year End Super Special
I got the whiskey, I'm gonna have a drink here whiskey, I'm gonna get out of here. My name's Ken and I clean Willy Nelson Dunderhol. Dunderhol? I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of my studio. I'm scared. No, hell no. From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. All right, we're here, we're live, we're doing it live. I hope everybody had a good Christmas. This is our last episode of the year. I got a puppy. [laughter] Oh man. All right, December 29th. Only a couple days left of 2024. Today's gonna be an interesting episode. We're just hanging out here at Ramona Radio. And with you as always. And with me as always. Thank you. You're welcome. Jerry said she got a puppy but that's not true. That was fabricated. She's fabricated. She's making up stories. We got Eric, go forth. What's up, my man? Fine body. How are you? Eric's in the booth where the magic happens, man. Play that guitar where no one's in the stands. Eric's in the booth where the magic happens, man. All right, with us on this gracious day. Miss Cassie. Hello friends. Hey. Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink. We'll be all in line. Oh yeah. We got an endless year. We'll be all jazzy. Oh yeah. We'll be all jazzy. I'm gonna keep you on track for the end of the year. We made it. We made it. [laughter] Two more days. We got them. Two more days. Two more days, two more days, y'all. Oh man, we're gonna have a fun episode today. We're gonna reminisce. Reminisce. Reminisce. About past episodes. I'm gonna tell you one of my favorite episodes that we did this year. Probably gonna be the Chloe Lou episode. That was the funniest fun. That was so funny. That was a good one, man. We gotta pull some clips of that one when we... Chloe was the first guest that didn't want to leave. She was the first guest that said... I'm not gonna leave him. I know. She just... And we love her. I think we still owe her a shirt, actually. Oh yeah, we do. We do. And I've got it lined up. I just have to make it happen. You know, the best part of that whole thing with Chloe was is she did not know that we had only had planned for her for an hour. Yeah. And so we went to break. And I says, "Hey, thanks for coming by Chloe." And she looks and she goes, "Wait, you can... I gotta leave? And you guys are gonna keep going? Oh, no. Oh, no." Nope. We come back. I was like, "No, honey, go. Go, go. It's good." She refused to leave. She refused to leave. But we allowed it. Yes. We did a lot. What was your favorite episode, Sweet Curves of 2024? Ooh. I would have to say my favorite episode probably be tattooing you. Oh, the tattoo episode. That was such a good one. Oh, my God. I can't believe we did that. Kirby, I think I'm with you on that one because my husband got inked for the first time ever. It was just wild that we just showed up with a tattoo gun and we all took turns. See, only inked my husband has in his life. That's why they don't fade, guys. No. No, Eric. Eric was wrong. Has it faded at all? No. No. It was that moment? We're going to have to have 50 commemorative tattoos as well, I think. Live. Live. Oh, speaking of the 50th episode, April 13th, we're going to be doing a live broadcast. We're going to start it at about noon at the Julian station. Start it at about noon and then go until we're too drunk to finish up. However far that goes, maybe until five or six if we last that one. Two o'clock. But yeah, we want to invite everybody to come out for that. Well, would the past guests take it over at that point? Yeah. Yeah. Market on your calendars, y'all. April 13th, the Julian station, right at about noon. We're going to broadcast live, the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. And we're going to have hopefully a bunch of-- 50th episode. 50th episode. We're going to work on some fun stuff for that. Yeah. We're going to have some-- We got to clear some stuff before we start announcing. It's going to be a huge party. And you definitely got to make it out to that. Also next year, in the fall of 2025, we've got the iron butt ride. Eric, tell me about the iron. OK. So here's the tentative plan currently, subject to change, but we're refining some points. But here's the gist. Sometime in the fall of next year, we're thinking like maybe like early November, kind of timeframe. We're going to invite all of your fans to join us for a ride. We have to go from Ramona to Las Vegas to San Antonio, Texas. We need to leave on Halloween, and we need to be in costumes on motorcycles. No, that's going to be freezing. I didn't say you had to dress like a school girl. You can wear a warm costume. [LAUGHTER] Well, that's not what you said before. I'm going to wear a teddy bear suit. So anywho, the plan is we go from Ramona to Las Vegas to San Antonio, Texas. We have 24 hours to get there. On a bike. On a bike. Or a Harley motorcycle, whatever, not a bicycle. Yeah, there's a motorcycle, and then there's the Harley. I don't know. Steve, tell me, get a bicycle and beat you. So you've got to be on a motorcycle, and we're going to make it to San Antonio by Friday night. We're going to party all weekend. All right. And I will be there with the spread setup awaiting your arrival. Yep. And for those that do ride out there, we will arrange to have your bike transported back to Ramona. So you can airline back, or car back, or whatever you want to do. So if you don't want to ride your bike back to Ramona, we'll arrange for your bike to get transported back to Ramona. OK. That's the plan. I'm riding back to you. That's the plan. Yeah. You going to ride it back? Hell yeah. Yeah. I'm going to full Monty, bro. Holy cow, you're going to get the titanium. You're going to ride for Monty? You're going to call it on the bottom. [LAUGHTER] Not in October. [LAUGHTER] That's his moment. We're talking fall. I honestly think late September or early October between here in San Antonio, that's a good time. It's still warm, right? Yeah, that should be good. Might be. It depends on which year we get. Yeah. Oh, man. That's going to be a lot of fun. I can't wait for that. Got my Harley all set up. All right, Cassie. What was this 2024 has been a hell of a ride. We started this podcast, and we just kept going. Yeah. Every week, we haven't stopped. What are we on that? 35 weeks? 35? This is 35th episode. Yeah, 35. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, aside from the tattoos, because that was, again, yes. My husband finally got ink for the first time, like, in his entire life, which is better. [LAUGHTER] Not that long. We love you, Eric. No. He's still a younger man. Kirby's standing up for him over here. [LAUGHTER] No, gosh. We've had so many great guests, but it was really fun doing our AI theme songs. I cannot get over. I mean, Kirby's Critter Corner song, and you know what's so funny? One of my favorite ones is yours. Oh, yeah. And we rarely hear it, because you're introing the show. Oh, man. You know what was a funny one, the Thanksgiving's AI song. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we've had requests for that. Oh, yeah. People are like, can I get a copy of that? How do I find that? I don't know. [LAUGHTER] You're going to have to play Travis's. You can make your own AI song. What's my theme song, Eric? We never play it, because you're already-- I am. --in showing yourself. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Travis Belleroff. [LAUGHTER] He's on the air tonight. Hosting TBR, playing outlaw country rap. Playing outlaw country rap. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] You know why I like this? This guy sounds like he's drank a little bit of whiskey. Right. Yeah. I like the line where it says he clearly doesn't have trivia in his face. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] That means I don't know shit. [LAUGHTER] I wouldn't say don't know shit. You just are as good as me. Kirby's quick on the buzzer. Yeah, she's just an encyclopedia of useful knowledge. Only country, though, like Steve Kelly. I did not know one single nothing. I just thought you were staring. Which, that blew me away because I was hovering that day. And that was absolutely my junior high into high school vibe, for sure. And what I was introduced to music through was-- I knew absolutely none of that. It was rock and roll, and metal, and-- Yeah. And then I was full glam rock, for sure. So I was probably at his shows like throwing my underpants on stage or something like that. I don't know. The best part about that trivia, though, is Eric would play a song, and it would be whatever hair band, and Travis would be like, Rick Springfield. I'm like, no. Like, we're playing a certain-- No. They can't be all Rick Springfield. [LAUGHTER] I had none of them for Rick Springfield. I was like, boy, you're getting these bands. Like, I'm taking score behind Eric. And I'm like, come on, come on, you guys. This is like a specific niche. White snake. White snake. I don't know. Hey, we are not dissing. David Coverdown. We are not-- any David Coverdown today. Oh, no. No, Motley. Also, we learned Toni Katane was a fairly terrible person. Oh. Nice person. She just stole my boyfriend. Son of a-- Yeah. All right, Cassie. So your favorite episode was the theme song? Yeah, you know, I just-- I think that was a lot of fun. And we kind of took it to the next level over several episodes. But-- That was a pretty drunken-- I still love especially-- my favorite is "Gotta Be Kirby's," because it's created an entirely new segment, which I love. Oh, Kirby's theme song. Kirby's Critter Corner. Yeah. That's-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] Sweet curves with a twinkle in her eye. And how is this not super fitting? [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Sing bye. I mean, she opened the show saying she got a puppy, which she did-- This is my favorite part when things dance week curves. Yes. [LAUGHTER] Here we go. 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her dreaming ♪ My soul fires running for you ♪ I've been keeping her dreaming ♪ My soul fires running for you ♪ I've been keeping her dreaming ♪ My soul fires running for you ♪ I've been keeping her dreaming ♪ My soul fires running for you ♪ I've been keeping her dreaming ♪ My soul fires running for you ♪ My baby ♪ ♪ I wanna lay with you in the morning night ♪ Staying bed until the day feels right ♪ The words to say nothing to prove ♪ The world can wait 'cause I'm with you ♪ Beyond the sheets, there's things to do ♪ The roles to play outside of me and you ♪ Money to make and melt to feed ♪ Right now I wanna feel you breathe ♪ All my clothes don't let me go ♪ I press my hand and feel my soul ♪ Have my heart is as you know ♪ All my sadness made me go ♪ Soon I have to be someone else ♪ The weight of the world of its nightly chill ♪ Sometimes I'm lost and don't feel myself ♪ I steady heart, be sure as hell ♪ All my clothes don't let me go ♪ I press my hand and feel my soul ♪ Have my heart is as you know ♪ All my sadness made me go ♪ I don't mean much nor will I ask ♪ It's easy to bottle up the past ♪ And drink it down with loaded grace ♪ With all that fades in your embrace ♪ All my clothes don't let me go ♪ I press my hand and feel my soul ♪ Have my heart is as you know ♪ All my sadness made me go ♪ All my clothes don't let me go ♪ I press my hand and feel my soul ♪ Have my heart is as you know ♪ All the one that makes me go ♪ All the one that makes me go ♪ All right, we're back. We're here. We're live December 29th. Last couple days of the year of 2024. Last episode of 2024. I want to give a shout out to one of the main guys, our first sponsor, Dean Matlaw Barbecue. We love you, man. Thanks for everything you do for the show. Thanks for the meats. And thanks for the meats. Nobody wants to party with salads. They got to have the meat. And Dean from Matlaw Barbecue's got it. Get my call today. Outlaw salad. That's a salad. I think we're all having an outlaw salad today. He's got the outlaw salad, which is, what is it, whiskey and... Bourbon. H2O croutons. Right on. Give him a call today. 858-354-7712 to book your next outdoor event. He can cater up to about 150 people. Oh, and you don't want to miss his meat. He's got the meat. He's got the meat. Dean's meat is Travis's favorite. It is. It's the best. I also want to give a shout out to the VFW because my band, Dirty Confetti's going to be playing there Tuesday this Tuesday for New Year's Eve. This is our third year in a row playing there on the New Year's. So if you're not figuring out what to do for New Year's, cruise on over to the VFW, help support the veterans, and listen to Dirty Confetti. Yeah, I think you can still get tickets. Yeah, we're going to have our full band, full Dirty Confetti band playing there. That's going to be a lot of fun. Prime rib dinner, live music, countdown for New Year's. So much fun. We did that last year. I think, yeah, we're going to be there this year as well. Yeah, that's going to be fun. I got to say, I noticed during the break, our producer with Mostis over here. I'm like, what rhymes with producer? Producer? Producer? Producer? Producer. No, he's playing all local music. Yeah. I love this. Yeah, we're just going to play music by the guests that have been on the show this year. Yeah, this is a tribute to all of the guests that have been on our show and that have supported the show this whole year. So we're going to play all your all's music. So I hope you all enjoy on the breaks. I love it. And so that was Miranda Ramos that was just playing that last song. Yeah, and we heard Astro Kelly and Albert Lewis. And Albert Gary Lewis. I love it. Yeah. There's going to be more to come on the next breaks. Maybe we'll play some Ashley, maybe some Thea, maybe some Chloe. Oh, play them all. Yeah, play them all. Let's play them all. We're going to play them all. We're going to play them all. And we run out of songs. We'll start over. Yes. We'll just start over. I don't think we're going to run out of songs. Travis, you were talking about your uvula. Oh, yes. Right before the break. We have to finish this story. All right. Let me tell you the whole deal, right? So started out. You thought he had strep throat. It wasn't. Well, my throat was hurting. So I was like, okay, I'm going to take it easy. So first day, it wasn't too bad. Second day, I felt like I was swallowing glass. Maybe I got a strep throat. I go in there. They do a little swab on the throat. They're like, no, this isn't strep throat. You have a swollen uvula. Uvula. Uvula. Uvula. There you go. It sounds like a feminine part, but it is not. You know, that little punching bag in the back of your throat. It looks like a punch. It's that thing. Anyway, it was swollen for some reason. So I don't know what they sprayed on. It's some preparation, ancient or some shit. Elbowing them in the throat. Some kind of some kind of an inflammatory thing. They sprayed it on there and damn went right away. It was freaking awesome. It was great. I could swallow again. I just I chugged a bunch of water. Now you can masticate once again. Masticate. That means chew. We're using our words. So basically I had a hemorrhoid in my throat. By definition, you can't have a hemorrhoid in your throat. The other day somebody asked him. He said also what would you have to do to get one in your throat if that was a thing? Were you straining to us? What have you been eating? No. The other day somebody did walk up, but they said I don't know. They sprayed some preparation, ancient there or some shit. And I'm like, yeah, that is exactly what he said. I think it was preparation, ancient. I don't know. I mean, I know doctor, but I think by definition that's not possible. I don't know. I don't know what it was. I don't know. I mean, you are full of shit, but I don't think you can get at. I am writing your throat. You can't have a hemorrhoid. You can't have like athlete's neck or something like that. [laughter] I got a yeast infection. It depends on your neck. I got a yeast infection on my toe head. [laughter] Oh my God. We're going down. At least if you don't know. We're going down. We're going down. Just don't get a yeast infection on your weenus. No weenus. Is that your elbow? Yes. It's your elbow. Also, did you know everyone in the studio try it right now? Okay. You can pinch your weenus as hard as you want and you can feel it. You don't feel no pain. You can pinch it as hard as you want. Yeah. Like all your might. It's like the skin on your elbow. And you don't. There's no nerves or anything. But when I was a kid, I used to skin my weenus all the time. [laughter] You know when you fall off your bike and you skin your weenus? It was just the blood you were scared of. You cry because you're like, I guess I have to cry. Well, also that's your funny bone. Like if you jam it that or just that little skin flap there. Didn't you? I used to scab up my weenus all the time. I know my weenus used to scab all the time. Wow. Okay. So many fun words. The worst time my weenus ever grabbed scabs. The skin between your thumb and your four finger. What's that called? You said it's not vagina, but it sounds like it. Fludgina. The fludgina. Fludgina. Fludgina. All of these innocent body parts that sound like they're permanent. They're a crazy story about your fludgina. Yeah. Okay, feel it. So it's like two flaps of skin right there, right? This is how you tell when a steak is done. When I was in high school, I had PE first period. It was like ninth or tenth grade. I don't remember. But because we were first period, our class had to set up, we played soccer at the time. So we had to set up the little cones, the balls, everything. And all of the stuff was in this mesh bag that had these hooks that hooked onto the wall. Oh, I know you're talking about it. Yeah. Like where all this stuff was. So my friend, his name was Adam, was just goofing around and he flung the bag and the hook caught him. It hooked his fludgina. It hooked his fludgina. But it was like you could see in because of how it works right there. It was like an open hole. Like it wasn't a cut. You could see it into his hand. The muscle. He had like this huge. Oh my God. Mouth on his hand. He had a mouth on his fludgina. He did have a mouth on his fludgina. I accidentally clicked the link. Oh my gosh. So he pierced his flush china. He pierced his fludgina. Well, he didn't even pierce it. Did he get it? Stitch back up? I think they call that a husband stitch. I don't. I mean, I'm assuming he did. He went to the nurse's office and I think he went home for a day. The nurse fixed it. Yeah. Oh my goodness. No, we didn't have this. Was that 1970? The nurse didn't have that kind of jurisdiction. He had to call a mom and send him to urgent care or something. Like butterfly with a bandaid. Watching this thing called called the windpipe. The power that these nurses had. Call the midwife. And my mom loved that show. I love it. I'm on like season five. But the power that these nurses and midwives had. But what year is that show? It's like a long time ago, yeah. It starts like pre World War II. Yeah. And it goes to currently in like season five. I'm in the early 60s. Yeah. My mom and my sister watch that. It's fantastic. Never heard of it. No, it probably wouldn't be something. Well, and it's not an American show. It's like a your British show. Yeah. It's on Netflix. We're talking about the power, right? Yeah. So she sits to me. She goes, no, they didn't have that. Back in the day. They absolutely did. Crazy. Well, all right. So what else? What else is pressing? What else is coming up this year? We got 2020-25. We talked about the iron butt ride. That's going to be a lot of fun. The 50th episode. We got some new guests that we're going to be having on here pretty soon. We're going to have Craig Fisher from Farm Truck. He's going to be on the show coming up. We got him booked. Who else? Vito from the barn. We got Vito from the barn coming up. We've got some really exciting special guests coming up that are going to be veterans. We're going to be talking to you that are doing some really amazing work. Very cool. Yeah. Cool. So January is going to be an exciting time. Yeah. We're going to have a good year, man. We're going to keep this going. Yeah. Because everything you do, anything you do in life, if you're persistent and consistent, it will all work. So, well, not always. We don't want to sell false hope, but this seems to be working for us. It seems to be so far so good. We found a rhythm. So everybody went, Kate, it's 29th now, but we went caroling just before Christmas to the winery. Christmas caroling. All of the other musicians. We went to the wineries. And there was a thing that happened last year at Ramona Ranch winery with Ashley and Leslie. Yeah, Ashley, E. Norton and Leslie. So let me tell you, I was there when this happened. So we had been caroling all day and drinking all day, of course. And then our last stop was at Ramona Ranch winery. And so this was last year, not this last year. A year ago. Anyway, so they had a taco truck there and Leslie Liddy. Liddy. Leslie Liddy. I'm so glad you've learned that. Oh, we screwed it. I love you, Leslie. Anyway, she was standing in line at the taco bar and Ashley was a little bit drunk. And she's all, Leslie, order me a taco. She was driving by in a limo and yelled out the window. Leslie ordered me a taco. And then Leslie turns around all confused. I love you. It was a funny moment. They recreated that this year. And they had all of our musicians, all of the musicians in Ramona pretty much over there. They all said, Leslie, buy me a taco. And then all the musicians said, we love you. But so this thing last year evidently went a little bit viral on it. It was viral, right? Yeah. On the tickety talks. I'm looking at Kirby's detailing out all her new tattoos over here. Oh, no. These are just doodles. Hey, you know what we're going to be doing here in the next few episodes, probably in the next couple extra, whatever, however many episodes we're going to do a video. Yeah. We're going to make it a video podcast as well. Oh, how's that? It's season two, right? Season two. Yeah. So that's an exciting announcement. So first of all, we have a couple of other new exciting, your new website. Yeah. The TBRL show website should launch really within the next couple of weeks. Cool. And we are going to be switching to video casting, video podcasting, video and audio. 2025. Yeah. So you'll be able to listen to us and watch us. That's like that. Kirby and I used to be able to do this in our PJs. Not anymore. I'm not full face. They're just like, damn it, I have to put lipstick on. I don't wear makeup, but I will straighten my hair. I know. I'm going to have to get some more. You do both. I'm going to have to get some specialized headphones for my, because I'm going to have. For your hair. Yeah. Well, I got to wear my hat. Or maybe you should just get a haircut. Well, that, but I know someone. I got to wear my hat. I know. I know a lady too. That does hair pretty good. I'm going to straighten your hair one day. Straighten. I told you, if you want girl hair, you got to have girl things. You know, if it's a video podcast, maybe we'll just do some of the Kirby magic live. Uh, maybe, yeah, maybe that'll be the first podcast is, or the first video is her cut in my hair. Me shading his head. I think that'd be pretty funny. That's a good bet. Yeah. If you lose 10 trivia's in a row, I just get to... Oh, man. Are you going to get your head shaped down? No, I don't think shaved. If you lose 10 in a row, I feel like I just made it a thing. I'm not shaving my head, dude. We're at episode 35. I'm pretty sure you won 2/3 of them at least. I know. I'm very confident you'll straighten your head if you rest your eye. I know. I feel like I might have won like three or four out of... In 35 episodes. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe a couple other, not maybe, a couple other people definitely did win. So I probably won at least 20 out of 35. I believe 25. 25 to be true. I'm going to go back through them all and we're going to have actual stats maybe for the first episode of next year, so next week. Okay. We'll have the actual stats. But for all the people that think I'm just like this musical, I'm not I have a very specific niche. No, no, no. The Steve Talley episode proved. I have my country. You are country. And that's it. Hey, you know what though? So no glam rock. I feel like I... I feel like I did hold my own with Steve. Sweet child of mine. Even though he beat me. That's what I know. I did know quite a few. You did pretty well with Steve Talley. I was in the background kind of jumping around. I knew quite a few of those songs that were on there. Did you though? I did. What was my score? I don't remember. It was like nine or something. And then nine to like 15. I get kicked in my ass, but I still... The final score was Steve 20, Kirby 2, and Travis 8. Eight. Okay. So that's cool. That was the final score. Out of 30 you got eight correct Steve Talley at 20. That much? I know. I keep my notes. Oh god. Only got two. That's how I know I don't know those. Oh my gosh. So we got to do a shout out to our other sponsors. We love you guys so much for sponsoring this show. POMO Valley Winery. We love that tasting room in the back with the live music they have on Thursdays and sometimes some days. And sometimes Saturdays. Saturday's and... Sometimes Saturdays. All the days. You never know if you're going to find music at POMO. You never know. But we love you. We thank you for your sponsorship, Jen. We thank you for sponsoring live music in Ramona whatever day of the week. I just have to say that I appreciate that she is one of our wineries that does mold wine during the holidays. Oh yes. She does. It's very popular. And it's cold. Oh yeah. Kind of my holiday thing. It is. It's like an adult hot chocolate. It is. But not chocolate. [laughter] Almost as good as Schnapps in the forest, huh honey? [laughter] With my hot cocoa. A whole 'nother story. [laughter] That is a funny story. A whole 'nother story. The Schnapps for the forest. All right. Well, let's hear the Schnapps in the forest story. Yeah. Well, maybe after the next break. [laughter] Compose yourself. All right. We're going to take another break and we're going to play some more local musicians who are we playing Eric. Michael Dean Goodridge, Ashley Norton, Sarah Jade. I'll cover that. This is my favorite Michael song. Go. ♪♪ ♪ The leaves had to fall ♪ ♪ So my days have come and gone ♪ ♪ Never felt this joy that I do with you now ♪ ♪ As the sunlight drifts away ♪ ♪ Still remember the word that you said that day ♪ ♪ You always knew that meeting here was right ♪ ♪ And they for the night you made my dream come alive ♪ ♪ Now you're healing ♪ ♪ Singing songs when the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I see healing ♪ ♪ Shining bright as the morning comes ♪ ♪♪ ♪ And I hate to say goodbye ♪ ♪ Have a hundred times and it's never right ♪ ♪ Kissed you all even though it's not the end ♪ ♪ I'm a borrowed distant place ♪ ♪ Still remember the word that you said that day ♪ ♪ Lucky to have all of you my friends ♪ ♪ And thanks for the night you made my dream come alive ♪ ♪ Now you're healing ♪ ♪ Singing songs when the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I see healing ♪ ♪ Shining bright as the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I hear healing ♪ ♪ Singing songs when the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I see healing ♪ ♪ Shining bright as the morning comes ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Love, love, love, love ♪ ♪♪ ♪ And I hear healing ♪ ♪ Singing songs when the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I see healing ♪ ♪ Shining bright as the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I hear healing ♪ ♪ Singing songs when the morning comes ♪ ♪ And I see healing ♪ ♪ Shining bright as the morning comes ♪ ♪♪ ♪ There are some birds in the stars ♪ ♪ 'Cause they travel in the night ♪ ♪ The only thing is rain in the sky ♪ ♪ Even in the dark ♪ ♪ They follow their door store ♪ ♪ And they navigate like you ♪ ♪ I found your way into my heart ♪ ♪ The world is full of wonder ♪ ♪ And amazing things in life ♪ ♪ Maybe there are places ♪ ♪ You can't discover in the sky ♪ ♪ 'Cause there are song words in the stars ♪ ♪ And they travel in the night ♪ ♪ So when you're lost you know that everything will be alright ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I was pacing rally roads ♪ ♪ Holding such a heavy loan ♪ ♪ Trying to find the light that I had lost ♪ ♪ Inside my soul ♪ ♪ I looked into my telescope ♪ ♪ And I found my real hope ♪ ♪ The constellations guide my way back home ♪ ♪ The world is full of wonder ♪ ♪ And amazing things in life ♪ ♪ Maybe there are pieces ♪ ♪ You can't discover in the sky ♪ ♪ 'Cause there are song words in the stars ♪ ♪ And they travel in the night ♪ ♪ So when you're lost you know that everything will be alright ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ 'Cause there are song words in the stars ♪ ♪ And they travel in the night ♪ ♪ So when you're lost you know that everything will be alright ♪ ♪♪ ♪ When you're lost you know that everything will be alright ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Born and raised, small town girl ♪ ♪ Working nine to five in a man's world ♪ ♪ Feet on the ground, hitting the sky ♪ ♪ I see it all when I close my eyes ♪ ♪ Up on stage with my name in life ♪ ♪ Singing one mind ♪ ♪ Singing one mind ♪ ♪ One mind ♪ ♪ Singing one mind ♪ ♪ Turn it up and raise it last ♪ Let it loose and shake your sass A girl once more than a diamond ring Sorry boys, we're chasing Baker, Dang, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, Singing while mine, You can take them, Jolene, We're running this race with stilettos on one hell of a girl, Queen, takes your boy, Singing with me, Oh mine, Singing while mine, Oh mine, Singing while mine, Oh mine, Singing while mine, Oh mine, Singing while mine, Here I am, a small town girl, But one day, I'm gonna rock your world, Rock your world, Rock your world, Rock your world, Alright, we're back. Welcome back to the show, the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. Today is a special day. We are playing all the guests that we've had on the show. 2024 year in review. Last episode of 2024, y'all. I love it so much fun. Who was that? So that was Michael Dean, Goodrich. We had Michael Dean, we had Sarah J. Jesse Largate, Elizabeth Bowersock's on that 31 year. Yeah, and we're gonna get Elizabeth Bowersock's and hopefully Jesse in this next season. And then that second song was Ashley Norm, yeah? Yeah. I can't wait for the video segment to come out, that's gonna be fun. But it worked with curbs. Keep going. Oh well, we'll just, we will proceed. Alright, sweet curbs, you said you had a, you said you had a dad joke. Is this the last, is this the last dad joke of 2024? Yeah. Well, no, we might have a few. And Mike come back. Alright, okay. What do you got? What is the difference in a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle? A poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle. Yeah, what's the difference? I don't know. A tire. I've been to bring out my, come on, we'll laugh in a minute. Oh my God. What's a cow's favorite holiday? What, oh, your, your, what's a kitten's favorite holiday? I don't know. Muleersy. Yeah. Muleersy. These are critter quarter jokes. Oh, speaking of critter corners, sweet curbs. Alright, Eric, we need to queue up the, there you go. Sweet curbs with a twinkle in her eye. That's where the field work overs like her smiles a charm. You cannot deny you'll adopt every critter passing by. Alright, the last episode of 2024, the last critter's corner. Sweet curbs. What do you got for us? I can't say it for the last one because the one I was going to tell was the sad critter corner. So we can't go on a sad note. This is the last of 24. Last of 24. What's the sad one? What's sad? The dead rabbit outside our window that the coyotes brought to our door to show us how close they're getting to our house. Oh, was it like a gift? I think why I think it was a sign like listen bitches. We can get as close as we want or a gift as close as you want. I have no idea. My dog. We are always one paw away. Our dog goes crazy. Here's the question. What would happen if Titan was out there? Well, they wouldn't come near. No, so hold on. Him and I have this debate. We have a great Pyrenees. He's very large. They're made to be protective guardian dogs. However, they run and we live on 86 acres. So he might not have 86 acres. He will run away. He will run away. On a leash, I'm not worried about a coyote. But like last night, there was like six of them out in the field. And if he's on a leash and can't get away to save himself, that's what scares me. I think he can take on one coyote, maybe not six on a leash where he can't go anywhere. Because they do pack up, right? But yeah, and I would suck if he was like on the other side. I mean, the other day, I literally told him we were watching something and I said, turn that off because it sounded like someone was listening to the radio on our patio and it was a pack of coyotes alley. I thought someone was like in our driveway. Oh my gosh. We had a similar experience with raccoons. Do you remember it? Do you recall? Trash pandas. Our trash panda experience in Arnold, California. Yeah. Yeah, we were we were sitting on the living room and all of a sudden this little family of raccoons was outside the sliding glass door. He was meeting my sister and cousin for the first time. So may I have another? Yes. And we're like, oh, let's go out and have a cigarette, right? We're having some drinks and all of a sudden the entire thing. Like there I had to have been 10 20 of them. Oh, it was a huge, huge pack. We were terrified. Reccoons. Yeah. I didn't know raccoons would impact. We could not go out that door. And then time we got near the door. They like rushed the door. Yeah. Yeah. They held you hostage. Yeah. They did. It was bizarre. I've never seen anything like that. I was like using bright lights to try to scare them away or nothing. The more I screwed with them, the more we downloaded wolf sounds on tour. Oh, yeah. Yeah, nothing. Wolf's coyotes. Like I tried cats, all kinds of things, nothing. Wow. That's wild. Yeah. They, raccoons pinned us inside a cabin. They're probably like very tamed. They probably like used to people. I guess you should have just throw them. I'm going to go out there, guys. If this is how I go out, this is how I go. I'm going out with the coons. And then just a spintra. I was talking to somebody recently, you know, raccoons are one of the few animals that killed just to kill. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're mean. Yeah. They don't not killing to eat. They just. Well, that's like in the movie. It was about chickens. Remember an elf. Oh, yeah. He's like, you need a hug. You need a hug. And it's like. Just know that if sweet curves ever, ever gets attacked by a mountain lion, her last words would have been your kitty kitty. One hundred percent. Yeah. One hundred percent. Oh, do you need a hug? You're kitty. Like, baby, it's little. It's like 40 pounds. I got it. It's fine. I'll rip your face off. Oh, my God. Just know I went out happy. Oh, man. All right. So those of you that don't know here in the studio, we have a collection of gentleman Jack bottles of whiskey. And we're on our 35th episode. And so we're on our 35th bottle. I'm just. Yeah. Well, it's usually either one. I mean, there's handles and 750s. Yeah, 750s. But we have a whole collection and there's going to be a whole lineup of the dead soldiers that are all drank. What's so cool about that, Travis, though, is that you've got episode numbers labeled on all of these. So as I line up our guests with their bottles, we might have to do a photo shoot. We're going to have to do a photo shoot of just all the all the bottles of a gentleman Jack that we've drank throughout the episodes. That's going to be a good photo. We are going to put shelves up for them because right now they're just kind of collecting, but we're in the corner shelves. Yeah, a lot of whiskey bottle. We look like alcoholic. Well, we don't just look like it. We look like it. I don't like it. If you like it. Oh, man. All right, so check this out. The CD release party that we had last year for the Ramona musicians. It was Monday, December 18th in what was that 2023? It's a Ramona album. I'm impressed. You remember the exact eight. Well, he's right there on that poster. So there's a bunch of musicians on that poster. It's got everybody that did a song for Ramona. And there was one missing, one signature missing for the entire year. Yeah. And we finally got it taken care of. Close the gap. Close the gap. To be fair. Do you know what was Travis? I do. It was Leah King. Yeah, to be fair. She had a baby. She kind of went MIA. That's no, that's no excuse. Congratulations. She went from morning sickness to new child. So yes. So she finally got an opportunity to sign the poster. Travis is just happy that his OCD in the studio is now taking care of God. That's taking care of us. One signature missing on this poster. He's been staring at all year. We finally got it taken care of. Thank you, Leah. And congratulations on your, your new baby. Oh, yeah, baby. All right. Do we know his name? I do. What's the name? Amelia Amelia. Yeah, Amelia. Amelia. It's yeah. Boy. She told a whole story the other night. Her students were asking for the name, but she hadn't told anybody the name. Oh, that's right. I can't tell you because they're like, you can tell us we won't tell anybody. She was still pregnant or she don't know. She was a school teacher. So she was in the classroom. Like a math teacher, I think. Yeah. I think she teaches it. Isn't it? I think she teaches him. I think yeah, what's she just math? I think I don't. My favorite. But I do think it's math. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's math. Pretty sure. I don't know. But she has an amazing voice. Amazing voice. She sounds like the reading and she plays. So glad she's part of the Ramona music scene. Yeah. Maybe we should have her on her one day. Not with the, not with a little baby though. Too much smoke. Too much whiskey. Also Travis hates babies. So I do not hate babies. I love babies. As long as there's someone else's. As long as they're not mine, somebody else's. Yeah. Babies and puppies. As long as they don't belong to him. Oh, my God. Give him back to the owner. The owner. All right. Their parents. Or the owner, whatever you want to call the owner owner. That's that's definitely it. We'll just live in a day and age. So I'm just going to say the legally responsible party. The legally responsible party. There you go. Okay. So to end 2024, we do have some strange news. All right. What do we got? Okay. There's a library in Detroit that finally allowed a man to keep his overdue baseball book 50 years later. Wait, what? He checked out a book 50 years ago. And he forgot about it. They forgot about it. They finally told him, just keep just just can you imagine that the fines are probably 15,000 times. Yo, it was 15,000 dollars for this $2.99. That happened. Me was Netflix. I lost a movie. And then I moved and it was like three years later. And I found it. And I called the number on the thing, not Netflix. What was the one red box? Red box. It was Netflix. Remember before Netflix was online. They would send you a video. It was Netflix. Yeah. It was two back. I was getting all these things. 1974. But I sent it back and they just washed it. And I was like, cool, thanks. I was like, sorry, I moved. I lost it. And I found it. Here you go. It's still I just tried it on my DVD player works. It works. It's fine. Nobody has a DVD player anymore. But nobody. I know everyone streams like nobody does. I know. No, I just got a friend. Don't you remember when everyone had VCRs and then nobody had VCRs and everyone had DVD. So they went to Blu ray when when I was growing up was the invention of the VCR. But my friends got a beta. Oh, yeah, I remember that. It's VHS. And then my dad went and got a VHS. Yeah. And I thought he was so uncool because my friends had beta. So like we couldn't share movies. Well, beta actually, I think, my husband came in here, if he comes out of his booth, but beta was a higher quality. Oh, beta was much better quality than VHS. Yeah. Yeah, they were smaller tapes too. I remember they were smaller, better quality. But as also happened with DVD slash Blu ray. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Blu ray was it was a licensing deal. Sony owned the rights to beta max and they wouldn't let anybody else clone it. But anybody could clone a VHS. So all of a sudden you ended up a cheap Chinese VHS players and then the cheap ones won. And that's what ended up on the market. There's there's a whole thing in the market, right? Time to market, time to consumer. That's how you win in tech, like that. If you can get it to the market first and you can get it to the consumer first, you win. Yeah, I remember. Even if even if the tech isn't as good, because you can cheapen it. And that's what people want. Yeah, they want cheap. People are cheap. No, I mean, you think about laser discs, Blu rays, like look at all of the things. I remember the laser disc. Those are big. They look like records. And I was the remote control. So like for me, I'm like, this is all just bizarre. We had to stand there and hold the antenna. Yeah, I was the remote. Right. I was the term. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, and when you first got the channels now, when you first got the cable box, you could actually go right in between the two. And if you put a toothpick in it, just the right angle, you might be able to get a Playboy channel. It was channel 22 back then. 22. Yeah, I remember that. I remember the channel 22. Okay, we're talking about I this was my, I was probably 12 or 13 at the time, but there was there was a on the dial for Cox in San Diego. 17 must have been HBO. It was a black circle on the dial, but if you went between 21 and 22 or 20 and 21, and you put a toothpick to hold it there, you could learn all of your health class without going interesting. I remember cinemax. We called it. Yeah, this is welcome to the, well, this would have been mid 80s. Yeah. At that point, mid 80s. Yeah. Yeah. When MTV came out, I was early 80s, when like 80 max headroom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Head bangers ball. Oh, the head bangers ball. Okay, I used to go with my girlfriend on Saturday night. Her grandmother had like a granny flat, which was set up just for like grandkids to come and crash. But we would go over there in our teenage years, head bangers ball Saturday night. She'd set us all up. We might have, you know, grab some wine in the kitchen. Didn't know about that part, but she does now. Now she died before she didn't know any of that. I mean, but yeah. So head bangers ball. Shannon, I hope everything's well in Australia, but yes. I haven't heard of the head bangers ball. It was kind of Steve Talley area. Yeah. Yeah. I will. I will say. So, yeah, they did it like, like guns and roses and like Metallica. Yeah. And it was all the new videos for glam rock or rock and roll, you know, rat, quiet riot. Yeah. Yeah. MTV played music. White snake. I grew up in the total request live days. Yeah. You're a little younger. You're a little younger. That's why I got so excited. Like Steve was talking Mandy Moore on the beach. I kind of went like fan girl when Steve was talking. I feel like I'm 12 again. To be fair, he was a little older than me. So he was like that guy on band in the band on the stage when I was. Man, if you all haven't looked at that photo of Steve Talley when he was playing. Had you heard of flywheel before? I hadn't heard of flywheel, but I probably I probably had seen him play. Yeah. My brother was six years older than I. So he introduced me to music just in general and he was in. So he was into like hard rock rock and roll, you just priest, quiet riot, like all of these. But that segued me into glam rock, which is where I started with glam rock after my little punk phase. So pun round seventh grade for me, which was right around when Steve Talley was, I think, doing seven seventh grade, the spice roll. I remember them because I was not. If you want to be my lover, I was going to get with my friends, making us forever friendship. All right. All right. I think he's given up on this show. I think he's given up on this show. He's. I'll tell you what, this is this has been a great year. Man, we've had a lot of fun doing the show. We appreciate all the sponsors speaking of our next sponsor. Get that little button ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. There's Victoria Bradley. There she is. Oh, yeah. Ramona family naturals. We thank you so much. Hit up that store, man. They got a lot of cool stuff. They got a little coffee bar. They got a little deli restaurant on Thursdays. I got to add to this one. Yeah, do it, charcuterie. Oh, the charcuterie. Best. Like, if you're having family in town for a holiday, a birthday, anything, like, you can pre-order a charcuterie. It is the most amazing charcuterie. Yeah. And they have little roasted almonds. Do you mean roasted garlic? Roasted garlic. There is a story here. Let's tell them. If you know, you know, Victoria, I still have them forgiven you. All right. All right. Let me tell you this story. So about two years ago, remember three? I don't know what it was. It was Thanksgiving or something. It was Thanksgiving. We ordered a charcuterie board from Victoria. And so we got it. We were over at Rob Kraft's house for Thanksgiving. And there's these little things. They're roasted almonds, but they kind of-- They were olive oil and garlic almonds, but they were-- Olive oil and almond garlic. Eeled almonds. So they were white. But it looked like garlic cloves that have been, like, roasted. If you've never seen a roasted garlic clove, they're, like, yes. Like, not at all. Like that. But they did. They did look like it anyway. So we're-- I was like, oh, these are good. These are roasted garlic. And Kirby's like, no, that's not garlic. First of all, I was not the only one that said no, the entirety of the room. No, Rob was like-- Rob was like, they do kind of look like garlic cloves. Like, maybe they are. And then when he was like-- Again, if you've never seen a roasted garlic clove in your life. When he was like, no, those are almonds. I'm like, no, I think those are roasted garlic. So I'm all-- I'm all text Victoria and see what they were, because I'm pretty sure those are garlic cloves. So I texted Victoria and I'm like, hey, tell-- they're going to text you about these almonds. Tell her that they're garlic cloves. So Kirby, Texas, she's like, what are these things? That's-- Yes. I would look at-- I would be behind the scenes. I literally took a picture and said, these are blanched almonds, aren't they? And she goes, you mean the garlic? Was her response and I was like, yeah, we fucking kidding me. And you know what? So she stopped short of garlic cloves. There is garlic on the blanched almonds. So she kind of was splitting her-- She's all, do you mean the garlic? And Kirby looked at me and she saw that message and she was like, you motherfucker. Are you-- No, I said, what did you do? Oh, yeah. She's like, what the-- No, you were convinced at that point. You were like, fuck, I guess they are garlic. No, you were convinced that he-- No, I ate them. I've eaten roasted garlic. I was never convinced that they were garlic. But she said they were garlic. I kind of leave curves here because-- She looked at you with like, what did you do motherfucker, right? Yeah, thanks to Victoria for being a team player and helping me out with that because I was laughing my ass off for a couple hours after that. We love our sponsors. They help us out in so many ways. We do love our sponsors. Ramona family naturals, hit them up every Thursday. They got live band playing there and they're pretty good. They're called very competitive. She's still mad about the garlic. I'm still waiting for stupid. Like, there's nothing that I appreciate more than Kirby when she's just laughing so hard and says words stupid. That's my favorite. That's what I was saying to you though. They're playing the sequel of a movie we'd never seen before. Yeah. I wasn't watching it either. I was somewhere else. Anyway, so then also on Sundays, Ramona family naturals usually has music out there. Brunch. Brunch for brunch. They're good mimosas. Usually we get the breakfast burrito and that's my favorite. It's really good. I like their special-- The avocado toast is good. Avocado toast is good too. Avocado toast is really good. I agree. I love that. What did they have last time we were out there? It was a tree so-- We had a tree so breed them. Oh, so good. So good. We thank you Victoria Bradley. There she is. For your sponsorship. Awesome. We need to listen to some more of our guests. Yeah. Their music. All right. What do we got? What do we got coming up next? Eric? Mr. Padusa. All right. Coming up we got next. We got John Haas. All right. Chloe Lu. Chloe Luzky. That's the other man. The other man. Oh, I love it. 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We're going to start about noon and drink the rest of the time and probably end whenever we're not able to talk anymore. So that's once we're unable to stand. Once we're unable to stand or talk. Or when Albert says get out or what Albert says. I feel like it's going to be before we can't talk or stand. It's going to be at the jury station because I can sit and talk and be drunk pretty good for a while. But don't ask me to stand up. That's how you do this show. So yeah, mark your calendars on April 13th. Don't forget we're going to need all your support. Everybody to come out and hang out with us. It's going to be a fun. We're starting to ping our previous guests and let them know to reserve that day for us. But yeah, we're going to have a it's going to be a great event. We'll see how it goes. So one thing that I am looking forward to doing and I will I will do this for next week because I was not prepared yet this week, but I have such a curiosity over the last what episode 35 episodes. How many times Kirby has won? Oh yeah, we're going to have to look up. So it's a lot. It's my odds are pretty good. I'm gonna I'm just gonna say well, I know that you've won more than me because you kick my ass almost every time almost almost every time way more than almost like three. I have won a couple maybe a few. What's a couple to I know I have one more than two. So I have some homework this week between our last episode of the year and our first episode of next year. So I I'm going to bring this in and I'm going to I'm going to figure out what those actual stats are. But my my hunch is where she's at least 75 25. Oh, wait more. Yeah, it might be 80 20 80 20 maybe 85. She's looking at me go and try 99 one. No, he's one. I don't know. I do hair. I don't do mouth. He's one at least five though. I don't know what the percentage of that is. I would say five to seven. He's one. Yeah. Hey, sweet curbs, speaking of you doing hair. Have you ever had a like a incident where you fucked up? I haven't had an incident where I fucked up someone's hair, but I did have an incident when I first started doing hair. This young girl called in and she said I have it was like homecoming or prom something coming up and she wanted to get her hair highlighted. Like it wasn't for the day of it wasn't it was for get her hair highlighted to mattress extension. And she told me I've been having a problem with my hair like hair loss and hair breaking. And I said, okay, well, I can't tell you that I can absolutely bleach your hair. If you're having those problems come in. We'll see you already breaking. I can't believe you're right. Right. Well, turned out she had some kind of medical stuff going on that was had an effect on her hair, whatever. So I highlighted her hair, but when she came in, her hair was probably Travis's color like light, light brownish, whatever. Did you say gray? No, but her extensions that I was she had extensions she wanted to wear for the day. And her extensions were your color. Okay, so quite a contrasting difference. And then on top of that, you're telling me your hair is breaking off. So I highlighted her, it got blonde, but it didn't get that blonde. And she made her mom come in and told me they weren't paying me because I didn't do my job. But I said, you know, in my defense, your daughter told me her hair is breaking off and falling out because of a medical condition. So you can't lift it too much. Well, not only that, she came in with his color hair wanting to leave with a pair of extensions that had your color here and wanted me to match that to processing. But that's the only time that's the only time anyone ever like, and that was like eight months into me doing now. And that's the only time. And they didn't pay me. I just I literally just said, whatever, don't be me, please just leave. I don't even want to deal with it. Oh, I'm so sorry. But that was it. That was like in your beginning, your beginning days of doing hair. Yeah. Yeah. What about any like you do it's a lot of like chemical, like the hair stuff is after I became a member like chemically burned somebody. Only myself, but the hairdresser joke is you will push your hair farther and do more to your hair than you would ever do to anyone else's. Absolutely. So when my hair was super short and super blonde, because I'm a redhead red, like so when you're bleaching your hair, the yellow and orange tones are the last colors to leave out. Well, you need to do some blue and purple in there. So I was notorious for just letting the bleach set on my head because one, my hair was already short. So it wasn't going to damage us going to get cut. You're like, I'm just going to go bald to be blonde, but I would get I would get a heap like little blisters on my scalp. Yeah, you would have to you have to do that to anyone else. You would have to that was super blue to go platinum or something, right? My sister. No, I was left mine enough that like I said, I had blisters on my scalp, but I would lift mine enough that I can maintain it with like a purple shampoo once a week. Okay, my sister, when she was in college, she decided she had the whole pixie thing, right? Yes. Tall, thin, blonde, right? She goes pixie. She goes, I'm going like platinum. Yep, that's what I do. Okay, so so we bleach her hair. And now she's a carrot. And it is it is it is a Friday or Saturday at like five o'clock. So sends me because she's not leaving the house sends me out to Sally. Because this is stuff we're doing at home. And I'm like, my sister looks like this. We didn't actually even have phones then. I was like, I showed them a picture of a carrot. Because this is what you need. But it worked. Yeah, the toning, which I wasn't aware of the whole color wheel. And this is so they teach you color theory in school. So you have to like make a color wheel. So you know, orange and blue, blue is going to counteract orange, purple and yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, whatever. I would say it's probably split down the middle. I'm on one side. Other hairstylist on the other. I don't love toning. I would rather lift you to the color you want to be and have you maintain it with the appropriate color shampoo and conditioner. But you can get there. Because toner fades out anyways. So why? Yeah, I mean, you have to keep doing extra forward. I think we've lost the men. I don't want to ask you me here questions. I'm listening to chainsaws or something over here. I will say though, someone did have Willy's Road House on at the salon the other day. And it was playing all the good stuff. Oh, yeah. Someone had a really great read. I was playing Gator. I was playing white lightning, George George Jones. Yeah, I was playing good music. Yeah. So I've been growing this beard for like two years. So before I started growing this beard, I was you agree your hair before the beard or the beard before the hair? I started growing the beard years ago beard and hair beard and hair beard. So let me tell you why I started growing this. So it was about two years ago. I was sitting in at the house, me and sweet curbs. And I wanted to shave, you know, just do like sideburns and I go tea, right? Oh, when she gave you? I don't want to be a part of this. I know what you call this. So she she she we were a little drunk. So God bless her. God bless her. She went a little she went a little deep and hard with the little razor. I did not. And she ended up putting a little triangle underneath my chin. It looked like a vagina chin. Well, you were at least 10. You were 10 beyond the 70s, sir. You had an 80s vagina. I'm like, I'm not like. Yeah, it was definitely like an 80s anyway. So not to be confused. I like to say that 80s vagina or 90s vagina. Yeah, I think that was an 80s vagina. Wait, are you talking about that skin in between your thumb and finger? That's that's your flagina. Yeah, I know she did. And then I ended up shaving it all completely. And I had a I had a clean face. And then I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna let it grow. Did you look like a little boy? I did. I look like I was 12. I got carted for cigarettes by the same person. I've been buying cigarettes from for the past several years. They're like, I'll see your ID. I'm like, it's me, bro. That's a lie. I'm just gonna say I call bullshit. Boys do this shave face thing. And all of a sudden they turn like I say my face every six months. No one knows this is okay. My children have this fate. Their father had no hair. So and they have baby faces. So like they will grow their facial hair. In fact, I saw my oldest son a couple weeks ago about laughter. I went I looked at his wife and I said, Movember's over. He hasn't shaved in two years or traveled. Yeah, it took him two years to grow because I kept trying to wipe it. Like I did the mama like lick my thumb every time I saw it. He's 30. It's weird. But you got something on your head. You got something on your lip there. Oh, that's shit. I don't know how that got there. Because no, I had a friend that her son was 16, maybe 17. And he would get these random hairs. And she would try to get them to shave them. And he wouldn't do it consistently. And she'd talk him. No, she would tell him you look like you belong in a group home and they don't let you own a razor. Get those off your face. It's it's the kind of stuff that we do with our sisters with our women that we love randomly some of our friends, sisters, etc. We'll show up with one. Dude, and no, but we will reach over and we are we we love each other that much. Here's an atmosphere and tweezers. Get it. No, yeah, just you like girl. Let me let me help you out here. How's that? Oh, girl. Oh, girl. Is that how y'all talk? Oh, girl. Let me. Okay. Travis. Just like Travis. You can be one of us anytime. You walk up to me. Oh, girl. And you pluck my chin hair. You're good. Well, I've had three sisters me. And I remember it was funny to tell my older sister. She would be like sitting in the backseat of car, whatever. And I'd look around and be like, do you have a are you growing a beard? Is that a hair coming out of your chair? She's like, see, but then but then you have to be a friend. She's like, grab it. Just pull it out. Yes. That's when you become a friend. That's my sister. My older sister, Tracy. They were out. They were out here this year. Poor Tracy. Her first mention on the show is about her chin hair. No, she's been mentioned before. I think so. I'm just. Yeah. She's my trace used to have a dog that was a hairless wonder. What was its name, Bailey? Bailey. Yeah. It had a skin condition. It was a little, it looked like a little pig, but did it did not grow hair. It looked like a dog. Did it have like elephant tights? No, it was tiny. It was probably tiny little dogs because there are hairless dogs, but this was not its breed. And something happened when it was a puppy and it got a skin condition and it just never grew hair. And it was just like little pink, like little piglet, like probably what? Four, four pounds, five at the very most. Yeah, little tiny dog. And it only liked Tracy and her husband, Billy. So we had, we had a little terrier that developed some kind of an elephant titis. And at the end, like, no, he only liked. Well, is he big? Did it make it like? No, he was probably nine pounds total. And he was fine, like most of his life, but then he developed the skin condition. And after that, it was myself, my oldest son. And then Eric, at the end, he tolerated, I'll say, but when it was time for him to go, it had to be me or my son. Like, he couldn't do much. This sounds like a, this is really depressing. I know, I'm like, this is a depressing corner. How did we get here? We should we should listen to some happier. Nothing's ever depressing. Not on the Travis Billy Ross outlaw country show. We have fun here. We laugh, we drink. All right. We got a couple more artists on the highlight. What do we got? We've got Ethan Gilstorf. Ethan Gilstorf. All right. From episode, I don't know, anyway, I'm going to go. And then we're going to do a little bird in the beard and the bird beard and the bird ash in the Mondays. I was so close. Yeah. And then who else? And then we've got ash in the Mondays. So that's Steve Talley. Oh, yeah. Steve Talley. We've got Travis McKenzie in that. Michael Vila, the drummer, we need to have him on here. We need, we should get Michael Vila on here. All right. Here we go. 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