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08 - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll

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Seven flung down his brush, and had just begun, "Well, of all the unjust things!" When his eye chanced to fall upon Alice, as she stood watching them, and he checked himself suddenly. The others looked round also, and all of them bowed low. "Would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, "Why are you painting those roses?" Five and seven said nothing, but looked at two. Two began in a low voice, "Why, the fact is, you see this. This here ought to have been a red rose tree, and we put a white one in by mistake. And if the Queen was to find out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know. So you see this, we're doin' our best before she comes to," at this moment, five, who'd been anxiously looking across the garden, called out "The Queen, the Queen!" And the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their faces. There was a sound of many footsteps, and Alice looked round, eager to see the Queen. First came ten soldiers, carrying clubs. They were all shaped like the three gardeners, oblong and flat, with their hands and feet at the corners. Next the ten courtiers. These were ornamented all over with diamonds, and walked two and two, as the soldiers did. After these came the royal children, there were ten of them, and the little deers came jumping merrily along hand-in-hand in couples. They were all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests. Mostly kings and queens, and among them Alice recognized the white rabbit. It was talking in a hurried, nervous manner, smiling at everything that was said, and went by without noticing her. Then followed the nave of hearts, carrying the king's crown on a crimson velvet cushion, and last of all this grand procession came the king and queen of hearts. Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not lie down on her face like the three gardeners, but she could not remember ever having heard of such a rule of processions. And besides, what would be the use of a procession, thought she, if people all had to lie down upon their faces so they couldn't see it? So she stood still where she was, and waited. When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and the queen said severely, "Who is this?" She said it to the nave of hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply. "Idiot," said the queen, tossing her head impatiently, and turning to Alice she went on. "What's your name, child?" "My name is Alice Suplesia Majesty," said Alice very politely, but she added to herself, "Why, there are only a pack of cards, after all, I needn't be afraid of them." "And who are these?" said the queen, pointing to the three gardeners, who were lying round the roastery, for you see as they were all lying on their faces, and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack. She could not tell whether they were her gardeners, or soldiers, or courtiers, or three of her own children. "How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage, "it's no business of mine." The queen turned crimson with fury, and after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast screamed, "Off with her head, off nonsense!" said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the queen was silent. The king laid his hand upon her arm, and timidly said, "Consider my dear, she is only a child." The queen turned angrily away from him, and said to the nave, "Turn them over!" The nave did so very carefully, with one foot. "Get up!" said the queen, in a shrill loud voice, and the three gardeners instantly jumped up and began bowing to the king, the queen, the royal children, and everybody else. "Leave off that!" screamed the queen, "You make me giddy!" And then, turning to the rose tree, she went on, "What have you been doing here?" "May it please your majesty?" said two, in a very humble tone, going down on one knee as he spoke. "We were trying! I see!" said the queen, who had, meanwhile, been examining the roses, off with their heads, and the procession moved on, three of the soldiers are manning behind to execute the unfortunate gardeners who ran to Alice for protection. "You shan't be beheaded," said Alice, and she put them into a large flower pot that stood near. The three soldiers wandered about for a minute or two looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the others. "Are their heads off?" shouted the queen. "Their heads are gone, if it please your majesty," the soldier shouted and replied. "That's right!" shouted the queen. "Can you play croquet?" The soldiers were silent and looked at Alice, as the question was evidently meant for her. "Yes!" shouted Alice. "Come on, then!" roared the queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very much what would happen next. "It's a very fine day," said a timid voice at her side. She was walking by the white rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face. 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The balls were live hedgehogs, the mallets live flamingos, and the soldiers had to double themselves up and to stand on their hands and feet to make the arches. The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo. She succeeded in getting its body tucked away comfortably enough under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she got its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round and look up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing, and when she got its head down and she was going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that the hedgehog had unrolled itself and was in the act of crawling away. Besides all this, there was generally a ridge or furrow in the way wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and as the doubled up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed. The players all played at once, without waiting for turns, quarreling all the while, and fighting for the hedgehogs, and in a very short time the queen was in a furious fashion, and went stamping about and shouting off with his head, off with her head, about once in a minute. Alice began to feel very uneasy, to be sure she had not as yet had any dispute with the queen, but she knew that it might happen any minute, and then, thought she, what would become of me? They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here. The great wonder is that there's anyone left alive. She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether she could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance in the air. It puzzled her very much at first, but after watching it a minute or two, she made it out to be a grin, and she said to herself, "It's the Cheshire Cat! Now I shall have somebody to talk to. How are you getting on?" said the cat, as soon as they was mouth enough for it to speak with. Alice waited till the eyes appeared, and then nodded. "It's no use speaking to it," she thought, "till its years have come, or at least one of them." In another minute the whole head appeared, and then Alice put down her flamingo, and began an account of the game, feeling very glad she had someone to listen to her. The cat seemed to think that there was enough of it now in sight, and no more of it appeared. 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She'd already heard her sentence three of the players to be executed for having missed their turns, and she did not like the look of things at all, as the game was in such confusion that she never knew whether it was her turn or not, so she went in search of her hedgehog. The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for crocaying one of them with the other. The only difficulty was that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of the garden, where Alice could see it trying and a helpless sort of way to fly up into a tree. By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it back, the fight was over, and both the hedgehogs were out of sight. "But it doesn't matter much," thought Alice. As all the arches were gone from the side of the ground, so she tucked it away under her arm that it might not escape again, and went back for a little more conversation with her friend. 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