It was a big edition of the Preamble in Painey's return, with the focus on his duck over in England.
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The Friday Preamble (05/07/24)
Breakfast with Tim Payne and Brent Costello. Welcome to the show for a Friday morning. Nice to have you come here and after a couple of weeks off, actually a couple of shows off I might be too hard on The Great Man. I look down the screen and all the way from London town I see The Great Man smiling back at me. Tim with you David Payne. Good morning Tim, how are you? Good morning, Brent Oke. Could not be better to be honest, although I thought you were going to be straight into me this morning so we might as well get it out of the way. Hit me with it. Come on. All right. Well, I am a little tired this morning because I did spend my night. I'm gone for a globe. Oh, he's gone with the good stuff really big. Just hold the best stuff like so we want to build this up. So I am tired. You did not sit up and watch that. If you stay out of the watch then there is something seriously wrong with you. Well, I did and I wanted to show my full support for my teammate and I thought no, I will stay up to an ungodly hour which I think was about 3 or 4 am just to see my man do his best work and for those that haven't heard what happened over in the legends champions league or whatever it's called. This is what happened. Here's the full commentary for you. Tim Payne knew that in and the googly wax this time for Shilah 3D playing the wrong line beaten in flight. Tim Payne in and out. Tell you what, Nikhil Chopra, it's a long way from Hobart to get a first ball duck. He's had about 35 hours on numerous planes to get to Birmingham and he gets out first ball. Brilliant from a 3D. As always entertainment personified pain gone for a globe with 47 for six. Well if the vision wasn't good enough the commentary was even better how cricket gods were smiling the enemy after all the crap I've had to have from you over the years Tim that's what they dished up for me and I couldn't have been happier. Terrific. I'm glad you got something out of it but to be honest but I don't know where I'm flying if I've gone 35 hours I must have gone there about twice. I'm not sure Matt's was he's strong sleep there but I loved it too. I think I was on the plane for about 16 hours to be honest so you just got a laugh then. You walked off with that smart house bring the ear you like to bring to the table every now and then that's a lot of sort. All I was doing literally was sitting up there for 45 minutes to an hour just thinking I really do not want to bat and things got off to such a good start. I don't know if you've noticed Brent but the wicket the wicket is not very good. Oh here we go. And we're going to play every game on that wicket the next eight games were on that wicket. Didn't bother anyone else my friend. Would Finn she get 67 or something like that? Oh Brent are you really going to show your lack of cricket knowledge mate. You don't reckon it's a little bit easier opening the batting or batting in the top three or four of a 2020 game. Facing legs by 110 kilometres facing a bit of spin that can still actually bowl a little bit and you're about out of yourself and can't play spin like me so it was hard work. Lincoln have you got a violin sound effect please that we can just run under this this sob story that I'm listening to right now this is extraordinary. I've what I did not speak speaking fact spread out it's much easier to bat at the top of the order than it is in the middle I've said this forever not just about me but I tell you what it's probably the first time in a game of cricket I probably just don't want the owner to walk in here when I say this I was wrapped I was absolutely wrapped really the least the least amount of work you can possibly do over here the better it didn't get into my golf game I wasn't stiff this morning so there were some positives to be taken out of a first ball duck but though it did take me down memory lane because I'm not sure if you've seen my first test but if you can go back to that at some stage but I'll look at the dismissal in my first test at Lord's I was bold by Shahidah Freedy it was nearly a carbon copy it was nearly a carbon copy I played over the top of it it's I think they sent the country there beat me by wrong and I don't think he beat me with the wrong and I just clean missed it a dead straight one yeah we'll get that side by side at some point today that would be good to see well I did take some notes as I watched this broadcast so first of all I didn't like this the national anthem was on which is a proud moment if you're in Australia standing there enjoying that you're talking through it to someone I can't remember who it was now but you're talking through the national anthem singing no you were singing no you weren't I thought it was disrespectful so that was the first thing I know it's like a grounds at big sporting events and test matches world series cricket thing when there's big crowds and there's big speakers you've been out there you sound national oh no you haven't no no when there's national anthem on Bruno it's a little bit distorted from what's on telly and what's actually on the on the ground you know what I mean like the sound doesn't always match all that well yeah you still talk to him but I didn't like it and then they were always going to go to the second verse too you're ready for that we but it was dirt it was dirt nanos and we were talking about how loud we should sing but because it was out of tune it was a little bit hard well nice to see you're getting on with Dirk anyway after he ruined your career so that's good to well he's on he's on the thin ice with me at the moment though because we few of us went and played golf this morning as a recovery session obviously Brent to flush the legs out from a big day and you know a huge workload that I had in game one we thought it'd be a good idea to go and have a have a game of golf and Dirk's dropped up to the first two with no clubs oh so just share just wanted to share clubs which I had to call up and you know what I'm like if things aren't exactly as I like them I can get a bit stroppy and then wouldn't you know it the first few holes I sprayed them a bit though after 9 I said you're up mate take my clubs I'm going home only through the toys out the court I was I was playing terribly I got a golden duck the day before I turn up and Blake wants to share your clubs and with spraying balls everywhere and then you think oh I'll go probably hit the five line in from here go my back oh it's not there Dirk's got it 70 meters down the fairway oh my god now the next time during the game you were I think you were scheduled to come in at three or four and you just kept getting well that's what was on the batting card next to coming through a four no I'll be coming in at seven in that team more often than not unless I can talk to me too no I'll be batting down at seven it's not a bad batting order for a retired team to be fair a few of our top order can can still seriously play so I'm pretty happy to take the batting overs off and have a little bit of a wicked keep and I'd be more than happy to leave it at that and then I noticed you're keeping in the floppy hat too is that uh something that's yeah I don't think I've seen that too often in a cricket game a wicked keeper in a flop again probably wouldn't do it in a test match burrito but I wanted to keep the sun off my face and thought well why not it's something I also had no pads on and I was untucked so very unlike what you would normally see from your burrito but I'm trying to embrace the legends retired league spirit which is a little bit you know a little bit loose and a little bit um a little bit fast so I was it was an enjoyable day though um but I don't know if you did start watching what's staggering is the batting doesn't look like it's dropped off a hell of a lot than and the bowling's got really slow now the other thing is here so we've we've had a good go at you on on extra last few days which I've enjoyed the feedback from a lot of people I did you've the this morning you've gone easy you blokes or the wif I might not work here what what how do you think we've gone the last two shows without you like we can get by without you you don't hold this together as much as you think you do oh yeah well I've given you 15 10 minutes of preamble again this morning so that's untrue but yeah no last why don't look it is a legends league and it is a bit uh hidden giggle but I'll tell you what when I read that first tweet from you I did have the shit so I'm not gonna lie oh he did oh good oh I just thought when I walked out I thought I'll just get 15 or 20 that'll do and then you missed the first one here didn't you stumps and it was almost identical first it was like really funny and then I thought oh no Jamie you should bring it to be all over this dude you're taking it off straight away he thought of a straight away he's got it literally literally straight away I thought here we go and then I loved him to my ex on the bus in my home and I thought I know exactly what's gonna happen here oh I'm so nervous for tomorrow it's not easy oh well it's better it's my worst nightmare because I'm a horrible player of spin and always have been I can't back down the order and never can never caught in white ball cricket and these wickets are wearing every day the spinners over here aren't too bad and I can't hit the ball off the square which is why I needed the new ball in t20 cricket and opening bowlers that is that is what I need so I can actually generate some force so anyway we'll see what happens but yeah not a great start who have you got next I think we've got the West Indies tomorrow okay same sort of time to be no I know we'll be actually earlier much earlier I'll go roll in the wheelhouse tomorrow excellent so I think yesterday we started it yesterday we started at 4 4 30 which must have been about 1 30 your time yeah it was yep so tomorrow we start at lunch time so 12 o'clock start so it'll be about 7 o'clock fantastic we'll get that exact time for our listeners because we don't want you to miss our man's next dig out in the middle if we can call it well I reckon I reckon I can get myself down to eight though this game because cool nothing cool to know about it at eight and smack them so I've been saying I reckon cool should go up as well there's a few of us who've got no interest in daddy so what about the selection of the team as well because as a few people pointed out there's a few keepers in this side Tim why did you get the gloves straight up we've got myself and myself and dunky heads isn't here so oh he's not there yeah so it's only myself and dunky and yesterday's team was what it was because that's all we had we'd saw we had the hands on deck yesterday so sit Pete Siddle as a ride from County Judy so he comes into our team tomorrow and we've sent out a bit of an SOS ran out because the wicked is starting low and turning and we've only got one spin in the turning which would save you. Don't you both beautifully by the way he did he did so we need to get him a little bit of a helping hand if and it's a big if Brad if we want to go any further in this tournament oh I like it so that'll be about nine o'clock tonight roughly we'll get as I said the exact time for you looking forward to it really it is nice to see Tim we've missed the last couple of shows but gents but I think the ratings have just, Tim peaked a little with your any hope so some big name guests who've had why you've been away but how was your drive to Nusa too by the way? Oh Brent that was it was a bit of a it was a bit of an experience so it's that it was some parts of it were extremely painful when you're sitting in a car for that long every day I was I was hitting the road for the two days at like 6am and I was getting to my destination at about 7pm with maybe two or three stops of 15 20 minutes oh that's tough yeah yeah it was tough but then as well driving through you don't realize driving through the middle not the middle of Australia but I went the but more scenic routes because I didn't want to just be sitting on a freeway and potentially dozing off I wanted to be I wanted to be a little bit more aware and I thought if I went you know a bit more turning and a bit more sightseeing stuff that would keep me awake which worked we've got some beautiful country towns in Australia thank you Tim it's a beautiful country towns very very well manicured very people out there in country Australia Brent are very very proud of their towns that's what I took from it the streets the nature strips the main the main drags beautifully manicured a lot of them I really enjoy driving through a lot of the towns so that's what I took from it but I had a dead leg most of the time which I think actually played into my dismissal yesterday oh what what Kevin O'Brien the commentator didn't realize he said I've had 35 hours on the plane he left off the 22 in the car the two days before that so I've had 50 odd hours of travel Brent I was just playing open top of one hey link just give us play on number five please just quickly yeah like that was my favorite part playing gone for a globe hey it's uh been a very fun scramble but we've got a big show coming up for you this morning we've got uh olympian Josh Belts going to join us he's off to Paris very very soon also new jack jumpers DP Brody none Andrew Jenkins is back from tas racing looking forward to seeing Ajay questions without notice as well boomers are on last night we'll talk all about that and plenty more to get through this morning we're often firing here on a friday morning the harcourt's open line texter already starting to roll in get us as well 0 4 3 7 double 5 2 5 3 5 we'll call us 1342 15 33 breakfast powered by kaboda take on any job with kaboda's range of tractors mowers and utility vehicles