The Sports Brewery Podcast

345: Episode 317 - 6-20-24

Braga, King, and Ski talk: :15: racist Disneyland songs, Jordan's fraudulent stats, Willie Mays. 12:26: Pritchard's travel, the worst NBA champion ever, ABC not trying, words that don't fly anymore. 32:48: the mystery of Landon Donovan's hair, a future Sharks superstar, Billups going to Detroit. 49:45: Top 3 Donald Sutherland movies.

Duration:: 1h 1m
Broadcast on:: 21 Jun 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

"I was so dumb, but I hopped on a plane and was drove right back to the 541" Am I the only one that every time someone says Disneyland, I instantly go to Bulletproof in Sandblur's Disneyland? I don't remember. Disneyland? You don't remember? I don't remember. No, it's not quite PC nowadays for how standard played that part, but that part in the movie. Yeah, I haven't been to Disneyland since I was a little kid, literally 7 or 8 I think, and so it's gonna be very different than the last time I was around. I might be more excited than my kid, honestly. Well, hopefully you did the smart thing and you're not staying for like 5 days or something crazy like that. No, we kind of got it plotted out. We're going Thursday night, we're gonna like chill, take it easy, have dinner, then all day Friday, all day Saturday, and then Sunday sort of chill in the morning and then fly back. That's it. We're thinking 'cause like they have like Disneyland proper and then there's California Adventure and California Adventure has all the Pixar stuff. And so I mean like Disneyland proper, you could easily spend 2 full days in it like easily. But I kind of don't want to miss the Pixar stuff too. Apparently the rides are cool in that haunted mansions closed for like repairs, which is a bummer 'cause I kind of wanted to see that but everything else, dude, I must spend like 4 hours in the Star Wars area, so. Well, yeah, in line. We got what is called the genie passes and so I guess we get to skip lines or something. Are they still changing? You do, no, you do reservations for some of that stuff now. So like the Star Wars, like the Millennium Falcon stuff and whatnot, like you have to the trick is to like get there as early as possible and then reserve a time and then you can go back and go in at your time or whatever. Apparently. Are they still changing over or have they changed over the racist boat ride one? That is actually closed too or wait, it's not small world. It's like the other one, right? 'Cause there's like another one that's like super duper racist and they're actually like that legitimately that one is closed because they're updating it. Yeah. I got a big baller, Braga in the in the chat. This is 1000% my mom's doing like she like my brother and his girlfriend are going like my kids going and like I'm paying for me and my kid, but she very much found good deals on it and stuff. So are you guys blinking on the name of Splash Mountain? No. Splash Mountain. Yep. Splash Mountain. Yeah. That's the racist ride. Yes. Because of song of the self. Yes. All right. Yeah. That's that's I don't care. It's a great song. Zippity-doodle. Sorry. Could they have just, you know, put a different song over it instead of like North Carolina. There's still card called the tar heels. We're not canceling them. Come on. Come on. Raise up. The rabbit and the bear. Yeah. Petey Pablo. If Petey Pablo's cool. I mean, if we're being, if we're being this sensitive, how can we still refer to Michael Jordan as a tar or he'll, you know what I mean? Like, come on. We got some sort of grounds of reality here. Well, I mean, people are still referring to Michael Jordan as a great defensive player as a fraud. You're fraud. When they. That's one of the extreme home cooking, home cooking the books. So one, so listener, if you have not heard. There was this big report where some Yahoo writers went back to Jordan's defensive player the year, year, or years, I don't know, looked up his stats and like actually went in the box scores and then watched game film of those games. And they're like, he got like half the steals they actually gave him credit for. So like one, yeah, fraud, thousand percent. I think we sort of watched him and we're like, yeah, he's a good defender, like the best defender. I don't know. Sure, I'll, I'll buy the hype all in on Jordan, like, you know, because we were alive when he was playing. But two, learning that they were cooking the books in the NBA is like the least surprising thing ever, like there's no way that hadn't been going on until they got like computers to do it for them, you know, like as soon as as soon as they took the human element out of it and just let like computers do everything and like track where guys were shooting from and track where plays were happening on the actual court, it's like, yeah, no, like Will Chamberlain didn't score 100 points like Bill Russell probably blocked like 80 shots in his whole career. It's like, what are we talking about here? Oh, we need to go back and see Ted Williams when he hit 400. How many, you know, balls booted off that hip did they give a knock to instead of an error? Yeah. It's like, hmm. Yeah. All those plumbers and carpenters like kicking balls off their shins. I did. I think someone put it in the discord that I saw it earlier, it was like the little kid dropping like in back like three straight 900s, it's like, Oh, Tony Hawk was competing against plumbers and carpenters back in it. So good. Yeah, what the hell is going on with skateboarding, by the way, well, nine nine, well, if when they brought it to the Olympic last Olympics, they're all 12, especially in like the women's division, it's all 10 year old Japanese girls that are just torturing everyone. King, King, my kid is 12. Can you imagine one of your kids doing any of that shit? No fucking way. Like a chance. How? Yeah. How are children doing these things? I don't get it. Well, on the big jump, they weigh nothing so they could, they just get flung into the air going so fast, you know, it doesn't take much to get them spinning fast. So there is, I'm a slight, there's some cheaters in my eyes, these kids fucking cheaters. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, going back a little bit, booble says remove song in the south, replace it with a not like us. They not like us. They not like us. Maybe not. Hey, let's, let's officially start the podcast, huh? I'm Alex. He's King. You know, the handles, join our Discord, Sports Brewery and Discord. It's a good time. We record the podcast every Thursday. Next week, I think we're going to do it Wednesday because I'm going to Disneyland, as you heard, twitch.tv/abrog87, A-B-R-A-W-G-8-7, if you want to join the chat when we do that. If you follow it, you will get an update on your phone telling you when we go live and you click the link and you can watch us live. It's whatever. The Discord's a good time. Get in the Discord. It's, it's, it's cool. If you miss the streams on Twitch, you can watch them on YouTube because that is where I post them. Just search for Sports Brewery there. You can find them. The movie on Sunday is King's movie. It is the Iron Claw. It is on Max. I'm the Claw. Fucking skull crudges. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? He's like, "I am the Claw." Carry, carry Elweiss or whatever. They were, they were not very innovative back in the, you know, the 60s and 70s of wrestling. No, they were not. Not many, not many very good original cool moves. Yeah, that, that movie will remind you how basic wrestling was back then. Like, Oh, I, I even bring it in to the 80s, like, whole Cogan is a leg drop. Was this finishing? Lots of man just jumped off the top rope and dove on you. That's, that's their finishing. And then finally you got like Rick Flair in the game who would like where the, the, the feathers and shit and was clearly just on cocaine all the time. And that's where wrestling started to be fun, you know, that's, that's when it really started to happen. Um, all right. So yeah, that is our movie on Sunday. Watch it. Listen to us talk about it again. The iron claw and it's on max, uh, you were going to start with sports. The best baseball player ever. Best baseball player ever died. RIP Willie Mays, right? Is he the best baseball player ever? He kind of is. Right? I mean, yeah. I mean, I take throw asterisks out, I'll probably still wing bombs. Yeah. Okay. I'm, I'm with that because I remember bonds like when he wasn't a tank was like a really good fielder and would steal bases all the time too. Like, yeah, legitimately best baseball player ever probably. Yeah. I'm with that, but you know, you take juice out of it is probably Willie Mays. Awesome. Yeah. Mays was. Mays was, or what about churro? Because each your own. So each your own too, they're kind of compilers. They played into their 40s. I mean, yeah, it's time. I mean, baseball is the ones where you like a little of the best ever. It's. Yeah. No, there's a reason why basketball can just go like Jordan and Kobe and I guess LeBron. Sure. Sure. Even though it's. I think either way, very significant figure in the history of baseball and generally I don't think any, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say a negative thing about Willie Mays, like, you've never read anything about someone trying to get an autograph from Willie Mays. Is he a dick? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like raging asshole. No, this is good enough. But, but everyone was like, well, look what he came through, you know, in the 60s. So fair enough, but yeah, a complete dick, complete, bigger, bigger than bonds because maybe bonds is more just with media, not necessarily fans, but I think he's, I think they're cut from the same. Yeah, bonds, bonds is pretty well learned too though. To be fair, like people were absolute bags to bonds with the meat with the media for sure. No bonds was. Yes, which is crazy watching him like today, like taking part in media stuff, like being a commentator on baseball stuff. That's kind of wild, because, because I, like, I assumed he was just done with that. Like, because when he retired, he disappeared, like went into a bubble. You never heard from him ever. And now he's starting to sort of come out a little bit more. So he was a hitting coach for the Marlins for like two years. Yeah. But he ever see you, which is, which is the obscurity for sure. Yeah. And did you ever see him? Like see an interview with him? Did I watch the Marlins games? Well, no, like see an interview with him, like, did anybody, like, if somebody asked, would he say yes? I don't think so. I don't know. No, I remember saying, I would see it, you know, during like spring training, because, you know, there's taken around the park and you'd see him then, but that's about it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. P Willie mace. Let's just say that. You got anything else on it? No. All right. Thanks. Win a title. Even less to say about that. Yeah. So I mean, King and I both know you watched zero seconds of the finals, zero seconds of the finals, other than Prichards, the half court buzzer beater, because I saw a highlight of it a bunch, which by the way, was a travel. He took a step and then jump stop and then shot that's travel. It's three steps. Well, we can tell you don't watch the NBA. Yeah. Yeah. And you don't watch the NBA without telling me you don't watch the whole thing. They didn't call a gatherer in a house. I mean, it's a travel. It is very fun. If you look up official, like NBA and FIBA rules, they go through painstaking explanations of why actually this is not a travel or why picking up your pivot foot, jumping, laying landing on your pivot foot and then shooting is not actually a travel. And don't get me wrong. Their travels, they're just not legally travels anymore. It makes no sense. And I like to be the pitcher one. Dude, it's what it's from like, it's half court, so whatever, but after Prichard hit the second one, you know, ever one was like, was that one troll? And so you started seeing like highlights of James Harden for sure and kind of Kyrie Irving doing no, it was because he would do like a step forward and then jump back and then shoot. And it's yeah. And hey, they don't call it anymore. They've legislated it into the rule, which is funny because I think it's when he was with a heat, when LeBron for about three weeks brought out the crab dribble and it was very clearly a travel because he could pick up the ball almost in mid court and then dunk the ball and they didn't, I mean, it was like, wait a minute, we got to put an end to this one. Humans can. That one is too egregious. Yeah, they got real lenient on gather steps in like when you technically possess the ball to when you need to start dribbling, because some of those I saw this year or in the last couple of years, especially with like Giannis too, he gets like an inlet from mid court does like that. He takes one dribble and somehow manages to talk a basketball. It's like, it's I know you got that seven footer like slag span dude, but now I'm calling bullshit, yeah, yeah, no, but back to the I watched maybe maybe the equivalent of a game in some change, I would say in between, it was between your hockey. Oh, yeah, exactly. Well, they don't play they haven't been playing on the same nights now, so, but it from what I want, it just wasn't entertaining, none of the games were close, it was just something about the Celtics, they should be entertaining to watch. I mean, they have good players, you know, young players, they're just not what why should they be entertaining to watch what makes because they have good young, they've good young superstar and Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown, and then for Zingas, I mean, I don't know how for for now that dude's ancient and gross to watch like drew holidays should be entertaining. They just, it was something about that just how the Celtics play basketball, it's old school with how boring it is. I don't think anybody on either team is exciting. Well, and if you're a believer in analytics, this Celtics team is one of the best teams in NBA history, because it was like they had the most 50 point wins ever. They had the most 30 point wins ever. They were up by 20 in like 60 at some point in like 70% of their games. They had more like 40 point leads in the season than 10 point deficits. They're effectively the most efficient offense ever scoring like one point two, two, three points of possession hogwash. You're trying to tell I'm like, I'm sorry, I have eyes. And this isn't even that long ago. Do not tell me these Boston Celtics were a better team than or a better offense, especially than the 16 warriors, the 17 warriors, the 18 like I know that these guys, the warriors, what I'm talking about, they after maybe a couple of years, Durant didn't play as much. He kind of sat out. So the numbers were a little skewed, but who's better the 2017 warriors, the 2016 warriors or the Celtics, no one's taking these Celtics, no one, no, Bill Simmons isn't even taking these Celtics over that like five year warriors run. It's insane. Well, in your eyes, who are they beating up the last 20 titles? I think they would probably beat the 2019 Raptors because they only won because Clay was hurt and Katie was hurt. Probably would have been a good one if this year too, if they would have played Denver in the finals. I think Denver just matches up better against Denver would have won. Yeah. They're not beating the heat. They're not beating the Braun and they're not beating the Warriors. Yeah, they're just, I mean, yeah, I'm good for them. Milwaukee, maybe they beat the Bucks. Yes, because like I said before, the 2021 season is way more skewed in the bubble season because everyone in the bubble was playing under the same things. The Suns and Bucks final year was everyone half the teams were playing with Chias in the stands and the Suns and Bucks had full arenas the whole time. Yeah, I did see that like, oh, this is the best championship team ever. And I just, it took me zero seconds to be like, they're not even a top 10 championship team I've seen in the last 20 years. It's just like, maybe, is that in these babies? None of us are like Michael Wilbaud who rejects every statistic, every analytic. He's just I test, baby, I test, we're not doing that. But if you look at like analytics, you'll find something that says like, let Jason White Oklahoma sooner team from 2002, better offense to the 2019 LSU Tigers. No, not anywhere. I watched burrow, I watched photo chase, watching photo Jefferson, watching me hand off to Clyde Edwards, a layer, I'm telling you that Jason White, not as good. No, you know, stop, stop at Jason White naming players on the offense. That's it. You're good. I think also, you know, oh, they're so great. Look at the road. So they beat the heat without Jimmy Butler, pretty much. They played the cabs when Jared Allen was out who would. Donovan Mitchell missed like two or three games. Then they played the Pacers who it, Pacers, but Halliburton was missed some time. They didn't have a tough road. And then they ran into the Mavs where, I mean, I'm not gonna make excuses for him for Luca. He was banged up. I just don't think the Mavs were that good. You know, a cake walk, the cake walk, the whole playoffs. That nuggets, yeah, once the nuggets lost, get game seven at home, well, they had like a 22 point lead in the second half, maybe even the fourth quarter. Yeah, that's probably a little aggressive, but second half, it kind of became a formality is like, well, who will the Celtics beat? Because analytically, the Celtics were the best team ever. None of us believe it. Of course, we're stating it, but it just kind of became a formality and Kyrie and Luca got on a heater in Minnesota wasn't ready, you know, it is, it is what it is. I mean, and think about the finals and it's, it's a very common complaint. I'm not doing anything new here's ABC has just dumbed down the coverage. It's weird because I know that this ages us. But when they play, when NBC had the finals, and even if you look back with ABC had it, you know, 15 years ago, they did starting lineups. Oh, no, don't care a lot, you know, Detroit Kobe, Brian, it was it jacks you up. They played the music, the lights dimmed, pyrotechnics, bang, ESPN or ABC, whatever. They have to do shit. They just put a camera on it. And now it's like, oh, here's downtown, wherever I might breathe, blah, blah, blah. And then they go, they come back and the smoke is cleared. They're just tipping it off. There's no, there's no fanfare. They don't do like context and like, which pageantry it's it's. And I hated aesthetically, like the seven or eight years, they did where they put the Larry O'Brien trophy underneath the half court logo. I didn't, I didn't like that. I thought it was Gody, but it still showed you that, Hey, this is the finals were the last like five years. It's basically like, here's a YouTube TV sign, figure out it's the finals. It just, I will say also watching hockey a lot, very similar. There's not a lot of pageantry, but hockey almost kind of thinks they're better than that. It's like, yeah, men's playing. They don't care about the fanfare, but then you jump to the Super Bowl, which is over the top fan. It's like, can we not find just the right ground, just tone the Super Bowl down a smidge and get the NBA back to being exciting and something to look forward to watching. Halfway between like NBA finals and the fucking euros, because I don't know if you've been like watching any of the soccer happening right now, but that is the most over the top pageant tree you'll ever see. So somewhere in between there and we're golden. So soccer, we're only just Euro trash tournament now, right? Yes. And then Copa America starts next week, I think. Copa started Copa started, yes, but once they finally led to status unidos into the Copa America, now we actually care about it too. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, messy, like Argentina played Canada or something. So yeah, messy, messy against Canada is happening. No, but back your point, the euros, are they all pageantry too for the Euroshad? It's insane. Yeah. But honestly, honestly, they sort of leave it up to the fans. More than anything else, like they do pageantry, like they do all this stuff on the field. They do all this like big setup, they cameras follow the teams as they walk out and do their little like flag holding things and all that. And they flip the coin and, you know, all that stuff, but the fans are what separates it because they light fires and, you know, like they hate, they hate crime people. They hate crime people. Yes, exactly. Although it's been like, it's been light crimes this year because they've been, as you can see, they've been breaking baguettes and breaking dry spaghetti, spaghetti noodles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So somewhere in between there, like figure out, like Boston, figure out what you're good at. And then fans, wait, wait, no, maybe, maybe don't do that, you know, they fit right in with the Euro style. Yeah. Maybe let's not let Boston fans realize what they're best at and feature that on a grand scale. Yeah. No, but I haven't seen King. Did you see any like numbers for the finals? Like TV numbers? I mean, I actually didn't, right? No, so I'm assuming they weren't good, but they weren't all time terrible. But yeah, I like, I didn't watch any of the first two games. I tried to watch some of the middle two games, and then I didn't watch game five because I knew it didn't. Yeah. Yeah. And none of the games were close. Were you my two? No. Or something like that. You know, the 60% of the games I didn't watch, I didn't feel bad about it. Like I'm not even sure I really knew game one happened. Why didn't you watch it? It's kind of the crazy thing about the NBA right now is that they have parody six straight years of six different teams winning the title. And they're not really all like the super teams, right? Do you would think that would play well? No, people don't want parody though. I think secretly in basketball, we don't want parody. I think they want. They want to see LeBron and Steph Curry and we want the dynasty. Yeah. Exactly. Well, it's going to be a tough road, I think, going ahead for the NBA because at this point there's really no like denying that. Well, we've talked about all the aging out superstars right now and they totally are. And until the young crop really once the old's finally kind of go and the new young guys kind of really cement themselves as the only superstars there, then it will. People are still going to want to see LeBron and Steph and K.D. every finals. That's just what they want to see. And I want to see the Luca and the NBA needs to sell us. That's it too, right? Is like the last few weeks we've talked about how boring these teams are. And so so Dallas, like fantastic team, Luca, one of the best players in the NBA, but boring, objectively boring. Skillful is how Kyrie's interesting to watch Kyrie's only interesting to watch if he has like a true, exciting guy with him. No, Kyrie, the game, I thought Kyrie was going to have one of his, you know, he could just take over still and drop 50 and just never put his Luca as the bonus hand and, you know, walks it up the court, stands there, waits for a guy to set up a screen, dribbles around a little more. People don't tune in to watch those guys. They don't. The Celtics have no feel, you know, like Jason Tatum, I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen how he ripped off every single line from another champion afterwards. Do you guys see that? I didn't catch that. So when he's on the court being interviewed, he does the, you know, how Kevin, Kevin Garnet did the anything is possible. He literally did like the same thing. Like I can't remember what he said, but it was the same cadence, like, we are the champions. And then he does the whole post. What are they going to say now? Which is exactly what Steph Curry did two years ago where he won. And then he did the thing at, at a bar after the celebration was like, people were saying, what was I going to do if we didn't win the NBA championship pause. I guess we'll never know Kanye West did that after the Taylor Swift thing. The next year would he want like he's a robot and Jalen Brown is a fucking weirdo. He's just good at hiding it at the last couple of years because he's every, he's every bit of a weirdo as Kyrie was. He just learned early to shut the fuck up because he didn't, he was like, wow, people don't like when I say that the Jews are on the world. That did those comments are nice, I'll keep this to myself. Smart business move and hey, good for him. He kind of has a left hand now. Good for him. A little bit, a little bit. That's what separated him. It's why it's why they finally win a title. Yeah. Yeah. He learned a kind of a left hand. Hand paid. Yeah. Don't ask him what was wrong with his left hand because it would have been, I think the Jews put the kite on his left hand. Yes. Yes. According to him. It's all right. They put the spits on it. Mike, my kid asked me what a gypsy was the other day. I was like, I don't think we can use that word anymore. Yeah. Yep. No, see gypsy is, gypsy is, they're gypsies. You can't see, you can't get gyps because that is it. Yeah. You can't say that now, but I mean, we grew up where that, I mean, man, I would have asked for the past. Yeah. I didn't know, I didn't know another word for screwing someone over or getting screwed over, man. Yeah. Like what? I remember I was, I would have them probably not to use the other word. There were two words. Both of them, not acceptable. Anybody here ever have to teach a family member that oriental is not cool anymore and you can't say that word? I have. Listen, my grandma lives in LA for like 40 years. She still calls them all oriental's and has big opinions on their driving. I tried, I tried, grandma, I bet she's great at it too, by the way, grandma. The guy's Hawaiian, leave him alone, he just stopped. You can't say oriental. That's Polynesian. Come on. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh boy. Leave me solely alone, grandma. Yeah. Seriously. And also I was like, you're 12. You have a cell phone, just like Google it. Why are you asking me? Why are you asking me to define this stuff to you? She want to know what Gypsy was. You should have just thrown on snatch and you would have instantly found out what Gypsy was. Jesus. All right, where do we go from there? Oh, wait, what's the fucking, oh, where was the boxer? Is the Gypsy King, right? Fucking what's big, dumb, idiot's name? I don't know. Big white guy. Blinking on his name. Well, I will tell him. Yeah. Google, I don't know why I'm, he just lost. Yeah. We'll get it. Come on. Give it to us in the chat. Come on. Boxer, big guy. He's the bald guy, right? Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. He's a Gypsy King. Simple, like three seconds after we say it. Nice job, poser. Fake. This guy watches boxing my ass. Holy shit. Fake fan. That's his nickname. I guess if he says it, it's okay, but he also makes it, he also makes the ring announcer say it all the time, so. That's a fake name that I'm reading in the chat right now. He lost to Olik Sander, who's sick? Who's sick? Who's sick? That was like three weeks ago. Yeah, it wasn't that long. Olik Sander. Olik Sander. That's like really close to my name. Yeah. Okay. Cool. All right. Was that it? Boxing. Okay. That was boxing. Okay. All right. Landon Donovan's hair. Anybody want to talk about that? I don't because I mean, I can't be throwing stones over here. Well, I think you would be smart enough to, if you got yourself some hair plugs. Yeah. And you were going on national TV to maybe check a mirror out or how does that happen? Like what happened to his hair? How does that happen? What I didn't understand about his explanation was did he say that he didn't think Fox would show his hair? Or did he say that Fox told him his hair wouldn't show up on camera like there was an effect going on? Yeah. Because people wouldn't see it because of like the way the cameras were set up or so. My guy. Yeah. It was just a straight up. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, okay. So he had like a surgery or whatever, but like, what, why would it look like that? Like what part of what's it going to have to pull it all off the back and put it up front, right? Or vice for however it is. I feel like the, the bald spot is where they took it from and transplanted it up front, right? No, but like. Okay. So, so was it all here and then it fell down to the side or no, he doesn't had anything here for a long time. I'm sorry. I'm saying. So he had this really long line of hair like this. And then there was a ball patch in the back and that ball patch on top. So what's what? What's that? That's where they took all the hair follicles from. So then they moved to replant up here on the top. Sure. Sure. But like, why is there a line of hair? I'm, I'm not understanding it. Like, he had, he had, he has hair back here. Right? No. Pretty sure that was, no, it was like, it was ball back here. And then there was a line and then it was balled up here. So like, what is that? Like, how was that the surgery that he had? Like, I don't get it. I don't get it. I think it's a new thing. It's like a Turkish thing, right? Turkish. Yeah, they go turkey, right? Yeah, they all go to Turkey, I think. You know, I don't need to be like, shit, not anybody's culture or anything like that. No, barely. It's really good. Like doing. Like we've mentioned before, like we know LeBron got hair plugs. He just got him like three years too early. And now there's no going back, like, yeah, no, I don't think that's happening for me. I'm, I'm just going to embrace it. As you can see, you can get hair, pull, like, if you listen, if you could a Turkey could fix you. Turkey. Oh, it's some Turkish plugs. All right. All right. Uh, you got anything to talk about with hockey ski? No. Oh, there's your back game six. Go back to Edmondson. Our spoilers. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to see a game seven back in Florida. And if you're the team dumping three straight, I might be some clenched buttholes at home there for game seven. There's one thing I know about hockey. It's that momentum is everything and it's usually our oilers got all that momentum. And it's usually momentum of the goalie when you got a goalie that just stops everything for every game. Yeah, you're not losing those games. They stand on their head, mind spin and like the pucks just like fly off as they're spinning. Maybe, maybe your shark's goal is spin on their head. That's why they get fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. I know hockey lingo. Let's go. Yeah. No, this is, this is an Euler's podcast for at least like a week, right? Yes. And then it's a sharks again. Okay. Get holes up. Yeah. I don't like that. Don't make that sound ever again. That is not officially the shark set. Shark out of water. That's you right now until you join the fold until you join the school. Come on, man. Sharks school up. Yeah. Kind of solitary hunters. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Finding me. Okay. Stanza fucking marine biologist over here finding Nemo. They had like a pack three, right? I mean, we got three right here. I'm just saying Bruce is your friends. Come on, Bruce. No, we'll see what's the name of the guys. If anybody's Bruce, I'm Bruce. Yeah. What's, what's the name of the guy that sharks are going to draft number one key? Yeah. Oh, Vladimir Terasinko. Yeah. Duh. Why are you asking them questions? I think you might be a rangers forward or he could be a panther. Hey, ski. Why don't you tell us? Oh, yeah. Come on. Mr. Buckhead. I see. I'm not. I think he's Canadian. Not fucking European. I think it's I think it's like Malik Montclair or something. Oh, Sid, Sid Bertuzzi. I'm going to look it up. We should do that though. We should guess the country the person's from. So number one, number one hockey prospect. Let's guess the country they're from. I'm from Canada. Let's guess the province. Let's see. It's Canada. Manitoba. Manitoba. I don't know. I'm saying Ontario. I'll go Alberta fucking. Oh, it's not Alberta. Get out of here. They have it. They have it out to the boots. It's Mark Messier. We've got the Tony's and Looney's up there and not birthday. All right. So the person is from Canada and what are the provinces you picked? I'm saying Ontario. It's right Alberta. So it's North Vancouver, British Columbia. Oh, get out of here. That's not even Canada. That's fucking that's Tacoma. That's Portland basically. That's not what everyone's like, whoo, Vancouver is so pretty. I'm like, have you been to fucking Tacoma? It's the same fucking thing. You can just see a mountain with snow far off like a little closer than you can into coma. What are we doing? You know what his name is? I know what his name is. It's a great name. Probably. It's it's Maclin, Cello Brini. Is that Italian? Welcome to the Sharks, baby return to the back. Let's go. I'm going to sell a Breeany some championships. Oh, Screany from Cello Brini and it's two one Sharks. This dude's name is illiterate. I've won Calgary is probably the more accurate. I'm going to the Panda Express Blue Zone, Cello Brini, it's God. You guys trust the kid coming out of British Columbia to lead the franchise? No, not really. I do because he went to Boston University. Oh, they're playing for the Beanpot. Fucking fucking cop. It's not a fucking cop. What you fucking stick down? Fucking tell you. No, he's not. It's a fucking cop. 18 years old. All right. I'm a mighty fucking fine left wing. I'll tell you that much. You ain't got a nothing old Patrick. A risk that you don't have a Sullivan. What do you think he sounds like? Because he's a celebrities in the last name. So it's like he's from Tacoma, man. He just sounds like us. He's from Columbia, but from Tacoma University, like I said, he's barely Canadian. Yeah. He is. He's from Seattle. It's like Luke Riddenauer grew up in Blaine, Washington, which literally you could poop in your hand and there's just a body of water, you know, between Blaine and Canada. Throw it over. Luke Riddenauer sounded like, well, I'm not going to go into like a stare. He sounded like you watch a lot of TRL. I'll just say. I think and did you get a date on the draft? Is it right? It's right after the finals. Isn't it right? It's right around the game. One gave seven would be I think maybe next week. The NHL draft? Yeah. That the sphere. Yeah. It is June 28th and 29th. Yeah. So yeah, week at the sphere. Week. With an NBA draft right after that. Don't care. Don't care. You don't care about what white guy the blazers are going to draft? I guess if they get duln connect, fine. Anyone else that's the white we want. Evolve the white. It's never clinging, right? Yeah. Of course. I mean, other than that, it's just a bunch of herronias and her exonias and one one gaucho. Is there a gaucho? Okay. One gaucho. He's always a gaucho. NBA draft is the 26th and the 27th. So I don't care where the blazers are at, I guess. No. Are you, I mean, I guess, exciting excited is not the word, but. Chauncey. Chauncey. Yeah. It's the Pistons job, right? I mean, the Pistons job is available. And if he wants it, more power to you, bud. You go take that. They have to give it to him. They have to give it to him too. I mean, yeah, it's meant to be. Yeah. Yeah. Please God. Let's do the right thing, Pistons, please. And by the way, blazers, blazers, feel free to hire Monty Williams. You know, like there, the Pistons are still paying him 65 million or something, right? So, you know, you don't even need to pay him that much like just. And they, uh, is it like the NFL or some, like where he can't become a head coach for getting fired? Like, does he have to like sit out a year? No, it's, it's all guaranteed. It's like, that's the thing. I'm, I'm, I'm sure it has been done, but I feel like in college, like guys have to like teams will like pay, they kind of pay for another coach that's no longer there and it eats into their contract a little bit, where I feel like in the NBA, everything, or just pro sports in general, they get to 50 million, just as an easy number and they get fired. It's just all theirs. There's no offset language. Really. Yeah. It's kind of why it's wild. They just fired him. Now, you know, I, I'm getting the feeling he's not actually a good coach, you got to be honest. Well, neither is Chauncey. So no, and I, and I think Monty took that contract because they were like huge 90 million guaranteed. And he knew they were going to be bad. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I guess. No, but the thing with, if Chauncey does go, what are Blazer fans going to do? Because the big thing is, not all of them, obviously some are smart enough to know it's Chauncey wasn't the reason why the blazers weren't a winning team, right? He cost them some games. He's not a good coach, but they're not going to have that crutch deck up, Chauncey. This team sucks. Chauncey. This team is just not good. Just bad. They don't have good. They don't have good players. No, I guess Joe Missoula just won a fucking NBA title. Listen to Joe Missoula talk. You can be a dipshit in the NBA and still win if your team is good. The guy is a fucking weirdo. He watches the town every day. He's a fucking co-op. He's like, I guess fucking co-op there is. Like, did you see one of his interview, he was doing the interview caravan thing yesterday and they were like, oh, if you could rob a bank, how would you do it? It's just a throw away question that you just make into a 30 second clip. They hope goes viral. He's like, well, actually, I would like to be the one who has the blueprint and sees and could take months to evaluate on the close circuit cameras around the bank in adjourning businesses. And dude, they're just asking if you'd wear a funny fucking mask, shut the fuck up. Just say you'll be Walberg for the Italian job. Yeah, I want to be the one whose heart doesn't beat. Dude, you're not in a movie. Just say you'll wear the Barney mask. That's all Pat McAfee is asking you. You're talking to Pat fucking McAfee. He does not want the DaVinci code. No, but why we're still on the Celtics here also is, has there been a worse fumble than what he made? Doka? Oh, on so many levels. Much worse. No, I'm losing his job as the Celtics coach or knee along. I'm going to say the coach because he could have gotten the, he would have gotten paid the biggest contract ever in he could have got it. Yeah, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying if, if you look at who he could not keep his penis controlled by. Yes. He's going to be a long buddy again. I'm not shaming. I'm ugly. I understand. Maybe like her. She's good at me. It's sex. I don't know. But I'm just saying like, it's me a long man, me a long, yeah, but if you get the tiger guy though, where he just has to plow whatever he sees. And then guess what? Signing a hundred million dollar deal after you went to NBA championship. Hey, that goes a long way with plowing through the city of Boston. Yeah. Plowing through the city of Boston. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could be like the biggest. How it up to Boston. Yeah. Where's that? Somebody? Oh, the remake. Real hard. I'm taking jokers. I'm going out of Boston! I'm busting on a face! Nope. Yeah. I was going to make this like in-depth comment about Neil Long and like how he fumbled the bag, but maybe Neil Long's not that cool too. Oh, I mean, of course I'm playing the superficial thing. They could have had a terrible both-sized relationship. That's just a boring thing to say. Yeah. No. No one wants to hear that. Yeah. No one wants to hear actual like in-depth like marital like. That is true. That is true. All right. Do we want to do our list? You guys got anything on your list before we do that? Okay. So why is there? There was nothing football, duck stuff. I don't think so, was there? No. I thought anything. Russell Wilson is going to start home for chips and fields. How about that? Well, like hard knocks do in the end season with the AFC or whatever. AFC. North or whatever. The North? Yeah, one of them. I don't even east. Which one? I don't know. It's the Steelers, Bengals. It's North. It's got to be NFC North, right? Yeah. Yeah. Ravens. Okay. That'll be fun. It's not the south. It's not the east. It's not the west. It's kind of has to be like geography, like geographically, right? Except for the Ravens. Just trust us. Yeah. If you look at them from below Baltimore, they are the North. Look, man, I used to- My school used to be in the Pac-12. I don't know what geography is anymore. Like, I don't know. You know? Hey, man. The Dodgers and the Braves used to be in the A.L. West. The 49ers and the Falcons were in the NFC West. Like in our lifetime. Yeah. Astros. I know. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So our list is- I forget who it came from. I think it was Booble and the Discord, but Donald Sutherland died today. Legendary actor, obviously. And our list is top three Donald Sutherland roles or movies or however you want to do it. So who wants to start? This is, you know, like as many movies as he's been in, I was sort of realizing that I haven't really watched a ton of them. You know, because a lot of them were from like the 70s, like a lot of his bigger roles were from like the 70s and like I just, you know, haven't seen a ton of movies from back then. So, but I do have a list of three. So who wants to start? Yeah. Oh, sir. My number three as Mr. X in 1991's JFK. Yeah. It's like he was in the movie for three minutes, had one scene and kind of stole the movie. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. So it was Booble, by the way. So thank you. MT Booble and the Discord. Yeah. That was a great thing about Southern, though, is he did not mind jumping into movie for a scene kind of big. Totally. He never thought he was like too big for something. Totally. Yep. That's why he was in a whole bunch of things. That's why he was in the very many, but my number three is Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Matthew Ben made famous by the meme of him, like pointing and with his mouth open. That. Yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. See, this was tough for me. I you have seen those movies. Yeah. I've seen a lot of his movies and I wrote down eight, my top eight. I had to cut this down to three. So I'm going to get it. And you're probably going to you're not going to expect it, but you wouldn't be surprised. My number three is the Art of War. Wesley Snipes vehicle with Donald Sutherland. Not great, man. Great, great, great 90s movie. Yeah. Three's from the chat. We got WCP with Animal House and Booble with a Time to Kill. See, now I saw Animal House in our disc. We saw Animal House. Well, we saw Animal House for the podcast. So go back and listen to us talk about Animal House. I did not like Donald Sutherland in Animal House. He was like a creepster and yeah, I did not like that role at all. See, that was a lot of like, so you didn't see many of his or any of his like 60s, 70s movies. Yeah, he was always kind of the, he was in a lot of war movies and things like that. He was always kind of the weird guy, like the kind of the sophisticated weirdo of all these groups every time. I could see it. I think I preferred like elder Donald Sutherland, you know, as you'll see with my number one. You like your beer fest, Donald Sutherland? Beer fest, Donald Sutherland. I forgot about that actually. I did really like beer fest for a while. Yeah, that's how strong his movies are. I instantly had to throw out beer fest. My number two is Ronald Bartell in 1991's classic and universal studios. Great Hall of Fame ride. Back draft. I just like back draft. Yeah, that is my number one is back draft. I mean, Kurt Russell, F, I mean, I don't know if you guys know, there was a back draft to that Donald Sutherland was in as well. Wow. Wow. I mean, the only reprising role, him and Baldwin were the two reprising roles in back draft two. Got to love it. Got to love it. Yeah, I forgot about beer fest. I just looked up the picture of it and that's right. He was like in the video and he had the little doll and he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. I mean, and he killed a beer before he died. He killed multiple beers. That was great. He was right. Man, can't pull the plug on himself. Can't believe I forgot that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so my number two is JFK. Like, Mr. X. You played Mr. X and JFK. It's a great role. Yep. I had JFK written down to, um, I'm going to get rid. I'm going to go with another one instead of back draft. My number two, then I'm going to go with outbreak. He was in some ski bangers is what he got like up skis alley movies, uh, twos from the chat. WCP says dirty dozen. Booble says horrible bosses. He was in a lot of movies, man. I bet I bet people listening right now didn't know he was in all of these movies. Like, because again, he took these little ass roles where he didn't do a lot. Like he worked for like a couple hours on one day and then stole the movie because that's his thing. None I saw you little roles. He just was never really a leading man. It was always just the great ancillary character you have in a movie. In a lot of movies. Yeah. All right, King. What's your one? John Bridger, the Italian job. Oh, one. That's also my number one. Yeah. No, the new one. The new one. The new one. Obviously the new one is obviously 2003, baby. Seth Green. I remember him in that movie. Most most you accuse you. You guys were accusing us of being stuck in the 90s and in your face with the 2003 vehicle. Wahlberg and statham. That movie is a banger. Ed Norton is the bad guy. Come on. That's a legitimate I've legitimately watched that movie like six or seven times. I love that movie. That's just Wahlberg, man. Such a great cast. And then you got Wahlberg leading the charge of everyone. Something else. An understated Wahlberg. It was a little a little toned down Wahlberg, but still it's I'm supposed to believe this this fucking Mick from Boston supposed to be like a smart heist guy. I just don't I never believed it. He's the guy who planned everything, man. Yeah, exactly. I don't believe it. He did get out smarter by Ed Norton, though. You know, so if you need to know how to fucking rob a Duncan, I talked to Wahlberg, but not a fucking bank or something like that. Okay. What was your one? My number one, Booble said it, and that's dirty dozen. Dirty dozen. That in like the great train robbery or two of like his old movies that are very good in Connery, the great train robbery. One's from the chat. WCP without limits. And Booble was space cowboys. And then WCP is a he has a bunch of honorable mentions. Do you want to do yours? First key? We went through most of them. The only one we did not say was Lord of War when they cage. Yeah, I almost had Lord of War, I mind to. Yeah, those are my eight. So, so WCP says back draft Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which I forgot about like the OG Buffy movie. Yeah, outbreak, a time to kill space cowboys, the art of war, Italian job, Lord of War, beer, beer fest, horrible bosses. Booble's honorable mention is Fool's Gold. So, yeah, kind of, no one said it. I never really watched it or or cared for the series, but all the Hunger Games. Yeah, yeah, never cared for that. I think Uncle Benny said that in discord. He's like, so everybody's just going to put Hunger Games for all three of them, right? And I only saw the first one. So I only saw the first one too and I didn't care for it. So how about you, King? Did you ever see like more than the first Hunger Games movies? I haven't seen a single second of the Hunger Games. You didn't see the first one? Yeah. No. Oh, wow. Don't care. Yeah, I figured like everybody saw the first one and then was just like, yeah, I've seen it. I get it. Then there's some people like weirdos that love the series. Yeah, then Bird Box. I've kind of put them in the same thing. I'm like, everyone says, watch it. I just and Crocs, you know, at this point, if I haven't seen Hunger Games, Bird Box or Warren Crocs, I don't need to do it. Dude, I am so with you on Crocs. It's not going to happen. It's just not. Yeah, it's not going to happen. But you can put them in support mode. Okay. I'm not going to do it. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm happy for you. I don't like the way they look. I'm sorry. I don't. I'm not going to wear them in public. So what is the I see them in my house all the time and I hate them. I have I have slides for when I'm around the house. I don't need anything else. And I'm not going to wear them to the store. So forget it. I'm not going to buy it. Not going to buy it. Yeah. Like a crock of shit. Am I right? Thank you. All right. You are right. You are right. A couple mentions of MASH in the chat. Oh, it wasn't MASH. MASH movie. It was like Hawkeye or something? Was that it? No, it's MASH movie. Yeah. For the series. I believe it came up for the series. That's another thing. Like people watch MASH. People like MASH. Like no, no, it was a different time. It was the most watched finale ever. People used to watch China Beach too with Riki Lake. You know, it was a different time. It's like, I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you that you like it. It's I'm never going to watch it. China Beach. What is it? It's just another war movie. I don't, I honestly can't. With Riki Lake. Yes. I guarantee you, I feel like the intro song to China Beach or like scene. It's like a red sky with the sun and a chopper coming up. And I'm assuming they're got, I'm going to say they're in China, but fuck, I'm probably an idiot in China Beach is like somewhere in Europe. Are you sure that's not a apocalypse now you're thinking of? I'm a hundred percent sure. China Beach is a real thing. Same thing. Yeah. Tough. The rules says Riki Lake top three daytime talk show hosts go. No. Save it. More info, bitch. Save it. Bill Donahue. Jerry's rapa. Yeah, rapa. Yeah. Sally Jesse. Connie Chung. Connie Chung. Oh, boy. I guess my list is a little too white. A little bit. A little bit. Make some ethnicities in there. Jerry Springer. Steve. Steve. Steve Wilko. Steve Wilko. So stupid. Okay, that's it. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Movie on Sunday again is the iron claw. It's on X. Watch it. Listen to us talk about it. Good. Bye. And good luck.