Mint & Matara's Summer Special Podcast
Our Husbando & Waifu Tier List! - Mint & Matara Podcast Episode 15
- Hello everybody and welcome back to - Minta Matah's Summer Special! - You mean? - I'm Mint. - And Oym Mint. - What? - Yeah, we have two mints this week. - Hi! - Wow, what a special episode. - Oh my gosh, special episode, I had Mint. What is your favorite thing in the world? - I love Solid State. David Heter is my oshi. - Oh my gosh, so true Mint, me too. - Wow, great opinion, me too. - All right, great jelly. - And, Simon and I are on the stage night. (laughing) - Yup, yup, oh my gosh. Okay everybody, this mint is having a bit of an aneurysm, you know, a stroke. - Hi everyone, I'm Matara. I'm not Mint, surprise. - What? - Oh my gosh, she was Matara, like under a sheet. You had a sheet on top of you. - Oh, a little ghost, you know, go, go, go, go, go. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I like that, I like that. (laughing) - Oh my gosh, so, should I say what we're doing today? Do you wanna say what we're doing today? - Say it. - Today? - Three words, eight letters, and I'm yours. Wait, eight letters. - Three words. - Three words. - Say it and I'm yours, it's from the Gossip Girls. - XOXO, wait. - No, it's, I love you. Or I hate you, actually, in our case, that could be that. - Oh my gosh. - I hate you. - I hate you, I hate you so much. - I hate you so much. - Bye. - But yeah, today we are judging you. - When do we not judge them? - That's, well, you know, I mean, they're judging us, so we have a right judge back. - I think so, right? - Uh-huh, it's just, you know, we're judging judgey circles. - A judge for a judge makes the whole world judge. - Yeah, well then who, okay, if we're all judging, what do you think is like the, oh my God, I'm so sorry if you hear children screaming in the background, they're, they're playing outside. If you, okay, who then is the jury? - God. - Oh. - Only God can judge me. Forget the haters, somebody loves you. Didn't Jesse J say that? - We just said that I'm judging and they are judging. - Forget the haters. - The haters. - Only God can judge me. - Then nobody is judging. - Nobody is judging. No, I think this is, you know, is there a jury on this? - No, we're the judge, the jury, and the executioner. - Oh, I like that. I like, I like the execution part. - Yeah, me too. - The guillotine. - But yeah, we are, basically, well, we could have asked you guys for your opinions on husbands and wife-- - But we didn't. - But, but we didn't. - We actually, well, we kind of wanted to keep it a little bit more mainstream so that, you know, people could, of all walks of anime life could kind of-- - We picked basic stuff is what she's saying. We picked basic ones that you are most likely to know. - Probably, yeah. We picked basic anime, husbandos, and waifus, and also a third category that we will be going over later. - Yippee! - Yippee! - So we're gonna be judging. How should we scale this? Should it be like, you know, perfect husbando? Like, we kind of don't have a scale, do we? - I think the scale should be, would we marry them? - Okay. - If we had to, like, we're not talking, you know, if we had to be like, all right, we have to get a husband, or we're allegedly getting deported, and these are the options. - How about if it's like, last man on earth, and if it's just like, we're so, or like-- - Did you do, yeah, show, what do you do? (laughing) That was fun. (laughing) I think, wait, I don't know. I don't know. - What if we did it the basic way? Because you know what, I feel like every tier list nowadays is like, is that tier for the Zoomies? Da-da-da-da-da-da. Why don't we just go? The tiers, S tier. We'll marry them. - Okay. - Okay. - A tier, they're great. We'd marry them. B tier, like, you know, we'll settle. C tier. (laughing) You know, stuff like that. - How do you think? - I'm typing it up. B tier-- (laughing) - C tier. - It's a toxic relationship. Like, and then D tier is, no, absolutely not. - C tier, okay, C tier can be like, C tier can be, you know, like C's get degrees. - But then that's the settling tier. - Oh. - And again, just a reminder. We're settling for a husband or a wife. Like, we're not settling for like, am I gonna get pancakes or waffles? This is a really big decision. - This is important. - This is really, really big. - This is a ring on my finger. - This is a very important decision for us to make today. Allegedly, on the internet for everybody to judge. And God can also judge. - Everybody is judging. I'm feeling a lot of pressure right now. - You know what? - I'm feeling too much pressure. - I'm also judging. (screaming) - I know, it's a much more pressure. Wait, so then what is C tier, what'd you say? - Absolutely not. - No, D is absolute, unless we go to just C. - C is just a, hmm. - Hmm. - Maybe B is like, you know, C is settled because you know, C is getting degrees. - Okay, fine, fine, fine. - And then B can be like, I think B is too high up to be settled. - Why don't we take out the S and just move everything down one? - I think S has to be there. It's like the tippy top. - How about the S is dream husband? - Dream husband, okay, dream husband. - Are we starting with the husbands or the wives, by the way? - I guess we're starting with the husband. - I guess, I guess so. A is, okay, so S is dream husband, A is Mary. - Uh-huh, like B is arranged in Mary. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know, you do what you gotta do. - Arranged in marriage, C is settled, D is just not. - No, no. - Okay, and then can we have an F for awful? - F for awful, awful, awful, awful. - And then you just capitalize the F every time. (laughing) All right, let me post this for our pod people. - Yay, our pod people. - Pod people, what episode are we on? - 15. - Wow. - I know, it's crazy, what? - Really? - What do you mean, no, yeah, you just premiered the podcast and it's our Steam Summer Sale Hall Sentimentar Podcast Episode 14. I can read. - You're right, you're right, you're right. - Okay, I'm gonna copy and paste our husbands. We have a waifus and whatever, whatever we have as well. - Mm-hmm. - We have a list, we have a list ready everybody. - And before you ask, why we don't have your favorite waifu on the list? Sorry, we try to make the list easy enough for the old anime boomers to understand, but also the new generation who is like, I love anime, my favorite anime is Sword Art Online. It's when I started watching anime. Girl, girl, girl, that is old anime. You should be like, my favorite anime is Jujutsu Kaisa. - Oh yeah, Jujutsu Kaisa. - Okay, I'm sorry, oh God, we're so out of touch. - Okay, okay. - Beaking about a touch, can you believe we are living in a reality where Usher spoiled Jujutsu Kaisa for people? - What? - You don't know about this. So Usher had a TikTok and it was like a dance or something and it was like, oh, don't you hate it when your favorite character in Jujutsu Kaisa dies, rip and like you just wrote a guy's name, but like people, yeah, he did it, Usher, out of all people, Usher. - Did you hear Megan the Stallion's new song? - No, what does it say? - She got the voice actor for, I think Gojo to voice actor and he's just like, I love a girl with a big ass, just like Megan the Stallion and she's like, yeah, I'm like, can't touch me like, can't touch me like Gojo and whatever, whatever, this is our new song. - Yeah. Sorry, Ariana cried. - To me, that's Ariana, yeah. - Yeah. - That is crazy good. She's been doing some crazy cool cosplays and stuff like that. - I know, she like did the, well, wasn't she the host for like the Crunchyroll Anime Awards or something? - It's funny 'cause I've seen comments around Megan the Stallion where people were saying, oh, I can't believe she's pretending to like anime and it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Anime is so mainstream right now. - It is, it is. - Like, you can, I genuinely believe she likes it. - I think it's the same people that are just like, oh, if you only watch Naruto and Dragon Ball Z, you don't like anime. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You put anime fans, you know. - Well, no, it can be the same people 'cause they would have grown up. It can be the same people, can it? - I mean, I think there's still people that literally only watch Dragon Ball Z. - Dragon, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z. Dragon, Dragon Ball Z. The English starter song for Dragon, a start opening song is so funny to me. - Oh my gosh, I don't, you know what? Now that I think about it, I don't remember what it is. - Well, let me, let me, you know, it goes like this. Dragon, Dragon Ball. - Dragon Ball Z. - Dragon, Dragon Ball Z. It goes exactly like, I'm not even kidding. It's uncanny. We're gonna get demonetized. - I, okay, I believe you. - We're gonna get demonetized for this. - Have you ever heard the German Naruto opening? - No. - I feel like people will bring it up. - Oh, I kind of have to listen to it. - Okay, yeah, German, this is a live reaction, everybody Naruto opening. - I like Dragon Ball GT. It was like, in a different time and place, scattered across the universe, you've got to find them all. Gotta find those Dragon Balls. Dragon Ball. - Oh, you heard so much. - Dragon Ball GT. - Just keeps going, just doesn't stop. I posted it, we'll watch together and react together. - Okay, live reaction, hold on. Let's three, two, one. - Tell me when you start. Okay, yeah, yeah. - You guys can also three, two, one, Naruto, German, opening with us. - Okay, three, two, one, click. - Click. - It's in English. - I don't know why. If you believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it. Here, we stand. - Naruto, I'm on my way. - Naruto. - I'll be okay. - It's okay. - Sakura, the beautiful. It's kind of, it's such a boss, though. - That's suitcase. - It's so awesome. - Yeah. - This is iconic. - I know, right? It's up there with like the card capture Sakura opening, I feel. - Wait, which card capture Sakura open? - The English one, where it's like, ♪ Card capture ♪ ♪ A mistake adventure ♪ ♪ Card capture is a quest for all time ♪ ♪ Each card possesses a power of its own ♪ ♪ You've got to find them to bring the power ♪ ♪ Home, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time ♪ ♪ Power sleep, car, get yourself the cloud ♪ ♪ Expect the unexpected now ♪ - Okay, but that song was a banger, though. - I think this Naruto, this German one is too, though. - No, no, okay, but like ironically, I unironically think the card capture opening song is a banger with a little rap, yes. - Yeah, it's really awesome. - But this is the... - What are you talking about? You don't know, love no, no, no, no, no, no. - Sakura, the beautiful. (laughs) - I'm so glad that we can have your live reaction. - Oh, buddy, Naruto, Naruto! - Naruto! - I need to learn this by heart. (laughs) Believe it. (laughs) - I just wonder the lore behind this. I wonder if the lore behind this was like, they couldn't secure the rights to the song, and they had to post the video. Like, they had to go, I wanna say go live, but you know what I mean? They had to go and just have this anime air. So they were like, all right, what do we gotta do? 'Cause there's no way, like, this is not a song. (laughs) - It's got a song element, some chords. - In the sense that there's a backing track in words? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - I stop, I need to hear it again. - Okay. (laughs) - Believe it. - The opening of it is so funny, the very, okay, I'm also gonna, it's so funny, oh my God. - Okay, I'm sorry, yeah, this, what is it? I'm a ninja clan, ninja clan, here we stand. (laughs) It's also like, again, no offense, I'm sure the singer is amazing, but they're kind of not like, taking it. - Believe it! - Naruto. (laughs) I'm on my way. - The ninja clan, here we stand. (laughs) - Sasuke is really cool. - Sakura, the beautiful. (laughs) - This is all that she's gonna be thinking about. You guys are all there. (laughs) You can tell, you can tell your stream that you watch the Naruto German opening and to get your reaction. You have to watch the podcast, or listen to the podcast. (gasps) - I can't get over this. - We have to keep the episode going. I'm sorry, I can't just react to this like for the next 20 minutes, but. (laughs) Wow. - Well, we have our list of, I guess we'll start with the husbandos then, right? - Thank you for showing me about this. - You're welcome. - I'm blown away. Yes, let's start with the husbandos. - The husbandos, are we gonna start with the list with? - Yeah, let's start with the list. - Or do you wanna start with the, we got a little under 15 of them. - No, we have 15. - Oh, we have 15. - Or we can take some out. - We are using a list, and then we added some husbandos to it because we felt like the list just didn't have enough. We're gonna post it. It's by cbr.com. Anime husbandos who earned popularity. 10 anime husbandos who deserve their popularity. - Yeah, deserve their popularity. - Yeah, it's 'cause the link's the judge of that. The link says who earned, but then you see what I mean? - Yeah, they changed it. Maybe the algorithm was better. - Yeah, they're like, you know what? Earning, husbands must earn their place in the household of husbands. - I think if you say who deserve their popularity, people will be like, "Ah, this person does not deserve anything, they suck, they're not my husband though, they are so terrible." We'll get more people being like, "Ah, this list is terrible." But, okay, should we start with number 10 then? - Sure. - Or a rather number, I guess number one, but yeah. So, first person we have is (snores) Kyo Soma from Fruits Basket. - Tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum! - Oh, when I was a kid-- - Do you remember? - Yeah, mm-hmm, go on. - When I was a kid, I was all Team Kyo. I loved him. But as-- - Me too. - When I re-watched, when I re-watched Fruits Basket, especially the new one, I was like, "I'm sorry, I love Yuki now." - I changed sides. - It's been so long since I've seen, is he the one who was abusive? No. Spoiler? He's not the one who was abusive, right? Towards the other guy. It's Yuki who was abusive towards him, right? - Oh, no, no, oh, you're thinking I think of Akido, the one that was like bad towards the whole family? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. - That was Akido. Kyo is the guy that turns into the cat that was like a-- - Yeah, yeah, he's the man guy who got a-- - Who got, he's the one that got adopted. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think I liked him and Yuki the most. - Everyone was just like, "You can't be the cat, you are, you are, the cat is bad, blah, blah, blah." - I like him. - I think he's nice. My only thing in, you know, how do I say this? - Well, how do you feel about tsundere guys? - So I have this problem, genuinely. Like it's a good problem to have. I cannot like people and guys who don't like me. - Okay. - Like when I feel like when I was younger, I was very much trying to, "Oh, if you don't like me, if I just effort more, if I just do more, if I'm just nicer." And I feel like I'm a lot more accepting a friend. Like friends who maybe, you know, like, I'll warm up to tsundere friends, right? But with men, if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. No amount of efforting will make him like me. So if he's too tsundere with me, I know. But if he's too tsundere, it's just not gonna work. - I like he's like, I like how the description says he's a soft-hearted bad boy. But I'm like, he's not really a bad boy. Like he's literally a tsundere. - Yeah. - He was also just like unhappy. He was going through trauma and stuff like that. And he just, yeah. - That's the biggest thing. He was like, you know, he's, I mean, yeah, he's tsundere, but he also has like, you know, all those issues. And that's why he's such an angry guy. - So honestly, to start off the list, I don't hate him. I don't love him. I think he'd like be kind of in the middle. I feel like with the way that he was in the show, 'cause I haven't seen the remake of the show. I only remember the show from years, years, years back. I kind of liked him. And I think as he'll grow up to be an adult, he'll probably kind of go to, he seems like the kind who will eventually go to therapy and figure out his demons. And I think he could be a really dependable, nice husband though. - I think he is definitely either like eight here or, you know, like, I think he is, you know... - Yeah, Airbnb, I agree. I think he's my Airbnb. Like, I would absolutely, you know, get into maybe, I don't know if it would even be a rage, 'cause I feel like if he went, you know, yeah, I'll put him in eight here. - I think he's eight here. - Yeah, I'll put him in eight here. - Look at us. - I feel so much. - Eight here. - So I can be very honest when it comes to like, if I were to think about this very seriously, I like simps. - Okay. - If he doesn't like me, I can't. Like it just, even if I have feelings, even if I develop feelings, if I don't feel like that person likes me, like my feelings will disappear. I think I'm so good at like rationalizing my feelings where, you know. - See, I kind of like like a little tundere in the guys because I think it's kind of, I don't know, it's like kind of cute for them to be like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. - I'm just like, idiot. But I don't know, but I wouldn't put him on a dream husband. That's just my opinion. - No, yeah, yeah, I get it. - I think, you know, I don't know. Like, I know, okay, spoilers, but how, actually, how far did you get in fruits best? - I think, I think I was done with the anime. - Like the first anime or the new one? - Not the new one, the old one. - Okay. And you didn't read the manga? - No. - Do you know what happens? Is it okay if I spoil, or do you want me to spoil you what happens with Yuki? - Sure, go ahead. He doesn't die, does he? - No, but this is someone who I did not finish the manga, and I had only watched the first anime and a little bit of the manga, and then I watched the new anime, which completes the whole story. - Okay. - It finishes the manga too. And sorry if you can hear, also they're doing construction in an apartment next to me. But, so basically what happens is I was just like, oh my gosh, Yuki is just so, he's like perfect. - Yeah, he was like the perfect guy, yeah. - He was so sweet and everything. I was just like, he's cute, he's nice, he's everything. And then... - Oh no, did they ruin him? - Well, there's like this one scene where he's just like sitting there, and he's just like, I love Toharu. And then he's just like, I love Toharu. She's like my mom. - What? (laughing) - Oh, and then, and then he's just like, I want Toharu to be my mom. (laughing) And I was like, oh no! No! - I do have a confession. I don't like the two perfect. Like, I like my men with a little bit of flaws. - Well, he's not too perfect. That's the thing about him. - I know, but in the anime, like they first make him out to be perfect. Like, if you go to school with him, you think he's perfect. - Oh, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, that's the thing about him. Everybody thinks he's perfect, but he's like, no, I'm not, I'm a flawed boy. I'm troubled, I'm a troubled teen. Actually, I think anybody, I think Toharu deserves to be higher than both of them though, so. - Hold on, let me see what they look like. I forgot. Toharu, so mom? - He was the cow. - Oh, I thought he was I. Okay, I like the open shirt. Okay, so I have this thing. Okay, you need to hear me out. - Uh-huh. - In the early 2000s, it was like this big European wave of music of everything. I love the open shirt with the crosses or the necklaces or whatever, and the sideburns. Bring sideburns back! I love sideburns! - Yeah, I love sideburns, yeah! - I love sideburns. If you want to get me to notice you, the open shirt with some necklaces, some chains for some whatever, and the, the, the, the. I remember there. Oh my God, yes, there's this one picture where he just has like a knot on his neck. It's so sexy. - Ooh. - Hatsuharu. I'll show you. - Oh, wait. - It's his like, wiki picture. - His watch. - Yeah, I thought Hatsuharu was, oh, I agree, I agree. - See? See? - Yeah, I agree. - Look at that little-- - Look at that little-- - Oh! - Yeah, he was, I think he was, I remember liking him a lot. - Same. - Same, same, same, same, same, same. - Yeah. So anyway, that's Kyo. He's a A tier. Now that our next person, do you want to, do you want to say the next person? - I'm so excited to announce Enu Yasha. (laughing) - Oh! - Oh! - Enu Yasha. - Well, let's talk about it. Okay, 'cause we kind of gave the benefit of the doubt a little bit to Kyo, right? - Sure. - Well, once he's out of school and he goes, 'cause, you know, he does seem like the kind to go to therapy, et cetera. So let's talk about it. I do not think Enu Yasha is the kind to go to therapy. (laughing) I genuinely do not think Enu Yasha would go. We talked about this. Both of us actually prefer Koga in Enu Yasha. - Yes, we just talked about this. - Koga Dream Man in Enu Yasha. - Yes. - To the point where, look, I know Naraku has every red flag in the universe. I would, you know, settle for an arranged Naraku marriage over Enu Yasha. - I'm just serious. - I am genuine, he was a simp for Kiko. And I like simps. - I have literally zero ounce of attraction to Naraku. I have-- - Well, I have even less for Enu Yasha. (laughing) - That's so crazy. I think I would put Enu Yasha under like B or C, like, I think he's, I mean, the guy, the guy is loyal, but also not. You know what I mean? - Oh. - It's, it's hard because like he's-- - He's got like every worst trait, right? Like I like, I like people who are headstrong. I like people who have convictions and don't back down, but are still open-minded. He has like every thing that I like, but the opposite of it, right? Where he's headstrong, but in like all the wrong ways where he just will never back down and ooh. - Yeah, but I also, it's just like, I like the tsundere guy. So it's like, I like to kind of bicker with that, you know? So it's just kind of like, hmm. - And for me, it's just like, but you know, it's the kikyo thing that just ruins everything. It ruins everything where, like, that's why I said he's loyal, but he's not, because he's so-- - He's so in love with kikyo. - I know. - Like, I just feel like you will wake up one day with your, like, litter of kids, right? Because your puppies or whatever it is. And he'll just be like, sorry, babe. Kikyo finally answered my text message. Like, he will leave you at the altar for kikyo. And that is not okay with me. - I think he would do. - He would. If she says jump, he's already jumping. Like, I need that. - The only way he dedicated himself to kikyo was when kikyo, like, finally, finally bit the dust. He was ready to go after a corpse before being like, "Kagome, I love you." - And I think he only really showed his, quote unquote, good sides when other men pursued her like Koga. Which, come on, it doesn't, you should cherish and appreciate me all the time, not just when other men show me attention. - So why don't you put in your new yash under? - I'm sorry, I, for me, it's either like D or F. I would not even settle. I know you put him higher, so we'd have to compromise, but like-- - No, no, no, we can, do you wanna ask each have our own score, or do you-- - Sure, that also works. - Okay, I think I would put him under C. - I think I would put him under D. - And I really love him. - Mm, never. - I think I can't get over that bias. - It may be right, like that childhood bias. - No, I would put it at D. I guess for me, I'll reserve the F for people who are like genuinely unhinged, like maybe war criminals that I feel would like torture me, you know? - Because you can't put your new yash under the same. - But it's just a no, I, like, I wouldn't even, no. - That's so weird too, because visually, like, you know, yash is not my type, and the slightest-- - Ooh, what's your type visually? 'Cause I love long hair. - I love long hair. So for me, I'm always like, ooh, long hair. - I'm not a long hair enjoyer, but, I don't know. Snake. (laughing) - My standards are too high. - You're so funny, I love you so much. All right, you wanna read the next one? - Yeah, the next one is of an anime, I didn't finish. - Okay, I just watched this anime, so-- - Oh, okay, so we're gonna-- - You're gonna have to give me a little TLDR. This is the meme guy, from the meme of like, yes. - The next person is Ken Kaneki, from Tokyo Koo. Kaneki Ken, and he, I don't. Okay, this, whoever wrote this description, he endures pain and comes out stronger every time, not to mention that he looks hotter with each transformation. What is this? - Oh, okay! - We're looking at the same thing. (laughing) - I do have to say, I was a big Kakashi Simp, and he is giving me big Kakashi vibes, so just visually, just from the visuals alone, I do think the teeth kinda creep me out. - The creep, the tea is the teeth, yeah. - Loving it, I love the little, you know, hair over the eye, the white hair, the-- - Tellin' you, I love, like, a single eye being covered for a mask or something. - He stopped the process of identity to keep the ghouls of untake us safe, making him the ultimate tragic hero. His selfless nature is his most attractive quality, along with his ability to adapt to any situation. - I think, I think because I only watch the beginning of the show, I only know of him as like, because he starts out like a wimpy. - Ken Kaneki personality. Oh, okay, go on. - He's like super wimpy-- - Shut the bookish college student. Who becomes a half ghoul after a date goes horribly wrong. - You guys, she won't even let me get a word in, what is this? - Sorry, what psychological issues this Keneki have? - I don't know, what do you mean? - I'm just reading random stuff. Please have your words in, I'm sorry. (laughing) - Oh, I don't even remember what I was saying now. - Okay, well, I have something, how-- - At the beginning, yeah, at the beginning, he's like really, like, he's, like, I mean, what happens to him is basically he becomes a ghoul and he has, like, this, like, breakdown. He's just like, oh my God, my whole, I can't eat food anymore, my whole life. Like, so that's my, kind of my, the only thing that I know about him. It's like very early in the series. - That doesn't sound, okay, I'm looking him up and there's a lot of stuff, like, how would you rank all of Ken Kaneki's personality? How have you of your personality? What personality disorder he has? All of his personalities analyzed? No offense. I'm sure he's a great guy. I'm putting him in D. This is, like, he just suffered a breakdown. There's already a lot of stuff. - Yeah. - I'm reading about him, his mother abused him. That's why he rescinded her and didn't care for her even in death. You know what, I'm just gonna, I'm sure he's a nice guy. - Sounds a lot of baggage. - But yeah, it's just a lot of baggage. Like, look, let's be realistic, right? I would love a partner for my life. I would love a best friend and yeah. - I think that also is our opinion. I feel like anybody who watches Tokyo Ghoul is gonna be like, "You don't understand! "You just don't understand everything that he's endured!" But, like, okay, say that you are looking, you're about to go on a blind date. And, you know, you don't know anything about this person, but your friend comes up and they're just like, you know, this guy, he's a little, you know, he's been through a lot, he's gone through this and that. But, I mean, he's really good. He's really good looking. He's really attractive. And he's kind of, he's got like a good, he's got a good nature, maybe. We don't know what his nature is. - No, we don't know anything. - But if Ken Kaneki were to be offered as like a blind date person, I would say, "No, I think I'm good. "I think I'm..." - Yeah, yeah, I think I'm okay. Like, nothing about what I've read kind of got me. - Yeah, I think so too. So, we'll just put him under D. - Yeah. - Yeah. I think that's also because we just don't know him very well. Sorry, y'all. We are trying to go for popular, like, you know, the kind of stuff that the kids nowadays would know about. - Yeah. (singing in foreign language) - The next one is, I like his vibes. That's all I gotta say. Tomoe from Kami Sama Kiss. Tomoe doesn't seem like a selfless character at the beginning of Kami Sama Kiss. He's intimidating at first, scaring the life out of Nanami by way of reading. He lets her get chased her out by demons and only offers to help her on a whim. However, Tomoe fully devotes himself to protecting Nanami once he becomes her familiar. Tomoe is a heartthrob, because he takes care of Nanami completely, even saving her from Ridicola's school by bringing her an extravagant lunch with his overprotective attitude and gorgeous eyes. He speak husband material. I love him. - Okay, I don't know this character. - Me neither, but he's a fox demon. He's cute, he takes care of her. Listen, I like it. Here fuses to become her familiar and vanishes, deciding instead to give himself over to a life of slot drinking to Boschry. - Oh. - But then after that he becomes her familiar and protects her and all that. - But isn't, that's counter-productive to what you want, you want an initial simp. - I do, but I'm okay if he like very, 'cause he does turn around pretty quickly and become a simp. Also him, 600 years ago, had long hair. So listen, I'm just saying. - I'll say, I think I might put under settle because I don't know enough about it. Like I think I might just put it, or arranged marriage. - I'm not gonna arrange marriage with him. I think an arranged marriage with him would work. - So be. - Yeah. - And him being a familiar, I always joke about this, but you know, it's not a joke. A house husband would be lovely, you know? It's, he makes me my whiskey. He can like do stuff around the house. He's not gonna be like, "Hey, how do I turn on the washing machine? "How does the stove work?" You know, it's cool if he kind of knows his way around the house, right? - He's self-sufficient. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's exciting, you know? And he seems to be from what I'm reading because he made her lunch, things like that. There's a picture of him cleaning the shrine, the temple. I like that. - It does say that he's overprotective. Do you like that kind of stuff? (sighs) (laughs) Continue. - I feel like I'd get in trouble with an overprotective man because I'm not very damsel in distress. So I feel like men who are overprotective, they kind of need a little bit of that damsel in distress and I'm not fully like that, but. - Yeah. - I don't know. Maybe it's, you know what? Maybe it's because I just don't let myself be helpless. So it would be nice, 'cause remember, for example, when we were in Japan and you were actually navigating us, I completely relaxed and I was like, "Oh my God, this is nice." Like, usually I'm the one navigating. So maybe to bring up TikTok terms, I just, you know, maybe with an overprotective masculine man, I could be more in my feminine energy. (laughs) You know? - Wow. - Like in Japan, where you were just guiding the lid, I was like, "Oh, I guess I'll just give your arm candy." - Yeah, that's not that. I didn't do that, I didn't. Well, I think it's because I'm also used to, you know, being like, okay, I've gone to Japan enough and I'm with someone who doesn't know so much, so I'll just leave the way. - And she called me dumb, basically. - No. - No, I know, I know it. - It happened one time when I was with Oni Giddy and she ordered for me and I was like, "Hey, what are you doing?" Like, I'm trying to practice my Japanese, don't order for me. She was like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry, "I'm just so used to ordering for everybody." (laughs) So I was like, "What are you doing?" I get ordered from, I think I even said, I was like, "I can order for myself, girl, "what are you doing?" - Do you know that clip of Jimmy Fallon and RuPaul? - Which one? - The one where he just like-- - Oh, he's like, "What, a drag queen?" - Yeah, yeah. For some reason I got that energy from like, "Oh, but what did you just do? "I could order." So basically there's a clip where like, RuPaul was on the Jimmy Fallon show and Jimmy Fallon's just like, "You are known as the, as a queen drag queen, "and RuPaul is just like, a drag queen." I got a drag queen and Jimmy Fallon's face is just like, "Oh, I just said something." - He's like, "I'm gonna get canceled." - Yeah. - And then RuPaul goes, "I am the queen of drag, and the relief." - I'll get Jimmy Fallon's face. (laughs) - He's so funny. - I love it. - Yeah. Obviously I wasn't upset, it's just, I'm not used to it and you know, so yeah, maybe, maybe overprotective can get me, you know. - I'll wait for my masculine energy and into my feminine energy. - Oh my God, she's starting her feminine housewife era. - I am, this is me and my travel wife era. - Oh my God, we're having momos. - Yeah. - Tomorrow we're having momos. - Momos. (laughs) - Yup. - Next person is a little howl from Howl's Moving Castle. - Hmm. - I don't wanna say he's my dream husband. - Yeah. - But, look, I mean, the facts speak for themselves. (laughs) He's hot. - Yeah. - And he cooks. - Yeah. - He's got longish hair, he works through his trauma. He loves, you know, well, not you, but Sophie. - Love me. - He loves Sophie, even when she isn't, you know that Lana Del Rey song, "Will You Still Love Me When I'm No Longer Young and Beautiful?" - Yeah. Like he will still love me and my favorite thing. And this might be a little bit like, (clears throat) there's like no nice polite way to say this. - Okay, I'm scared. - I like when they have been around the block. - What does that mean? (laughs) - I actually don't know what you mean by that. (laughs) - So you know, Lore-wise, Howl has broken a lot of hearts. - Oh, really? - He's been in a lot of gardens, if we put it that way. - Actually. - Well, don't the Lore- - I've only seen a movie like two times. - Basically the Lore-ludes to him having been a little bit of a player, right? So don't get me wrong, you do not need to play the game and play the fields and, you know, weed every girl's garden or boy's garden to know what you like and don't like. But I like to know that he has done it all and he is ready to settle down with me. - Oh, okay. - You know, I like that. I think I'll even put them in Dream Husband. - Really? - Genuinely. Yeah, 'cause he does not like self-reflection through all this, the movie and everything. And yeah. - Like I said, I've only seen the movie like five times. - Okay, I love that he's super okay with having house servants because some, I'm telling you, some men sometimes, they're like-- - You have to say it like that. - Well, what can you say? - Councilor said it, Council President Denshert's servant at that point. - I'm so happy that he's comfortable with his servants. - No, you're right. It's 'cause in French, you say that. You say, (speaking in foreign language) That's why I said it like that. I'm sorry, everybody. Please go counsel me. It's just in French, you say it that way. I like that he's okay with having higher help because sometimes people are like, oh no, you and I can take turns cleaning and doing the dishes. He's like, no, no, we're gonna have somebody clean, do the dishes, we can live our best life. And to add things. So we were in Japan together. We're a little messy, you and I. So I like that he's mega-clottery mega messy because you'll never be upset at me for being a little clottery and messy, you know? - He is, yeah, his place. I mean, that's like jibbly style, right? There's this stuff everywhere. - Yeah. - So, yeah. - But my flesh mother always said that I should maybe try to get-- - It's not like you're already in love. - I am. Dream husband. My flesh mother did say that I should try to get with a future husband that is actually like kind of type, you know, where he'll like clean everything, everything's nice and neatly and organized, but I think I'll drive him crazy. - No, I think he would like that though. - That I give him messes to clean. - Well, no, I think it's just like, you know, I think that he's like the type of character to like accept everything, you know? And be like, "Oh, even this part of you is charming." - Oh, you're right. My charm point is my messiness. - Yeah. - Anyway, where do you put him? - I put him under A. Yeah, I'll put him under A because I don't know, I don't remember so much about him, but I'm also kind of just like I don't want someone that will always just say yes to me. - Yeah. - You know? But I do kind of like that he's like a little flirty and he's kind of like, you know, he's got like that charm that he's just like, "I'm like, makes my heart go ooh la la." - Ooh la la, ooh la la. But, you know, I think, I think he is good. I think he's a good guy. - Nice, nice, nice. - Did I read this one or did you read this one? - I read Howl, so you read the next one. - Okay, Takumi Usui from made some. There's no mistake in the fact that Usui is good-looking, but there's no green eyes and mischief, a smile. It's impossible not to fall in love with them. However, his most attractive quality is ability to keep a secret. When Usui discovers that Misaki works at a maid cafe, he keeps the information to himself at Misaki's request. Ooh. Don't he keeps her secret that doesn't stop him from teasing her. Ooh. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Oh my gosh, have you ever watched a red maid summer? - I think I've seen just a few episodes. And I remember thinking he was really cute. There was like that scene where he was shirtless by the pool, I think. - Girl. I don't know. - And I remember being like, "Oh, I do remember thinking he was very cute." 'Cause I like when they're cocky a little bit, you know. - Me too! - Yeah. - I actually red-made summer. I didn't watch it because when I read it, the anime was not out yet. It hadn't even been announced. So that's how long it goes. I read it. - Oh my god. - I know, right? - Do you think I should read it? Do you think it'll be fun? - Why not? I think so. - Okay. So, you know. - Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be quick. I just remember he was like a really good athlete and I like that. - Yeah. I really like his character a lot. I would, I might even put him under S. - Okay. I think I'll put him under A just 'cause I don't know him more than that. I'd wanna, you know? But yeah, I think A or, yeah. I like that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I love, okay. I really, really like, I always use this phrase. Like, and you, you know this about me. Like, I get, when I'm really happy, I'm super annoying. I am like, I just love- - Well, that's like all the time- - Teasing, yup. - And I'm really happy. You just make me happy. So I'm always so teasing and so like that. And I just feel that the fact that he'll, you know, he keeps her secret, but he teases her about it every time. That's my kind of people. - Mm-hmm. - That is my kind of people. I love that. I love that, I love that, I love that. - Yeah. - He's an A for me. Don't even need to get into detail. - Yeah, good guy. - Good guy. - Mm-hmm. - Next. - Next. - Oh, is it me? - Yup. - Next is Lloyd Forger from Spy Family. Spy X Family. - I've seen only the first season. - I'll be honest. I've seen zero of- - Episodes? - Okay, I'll give you the quick TLDR, spoiler alert. So he is a secret agent and basically like, you know, these countries are at war and he's basically a spy in another country. And for his mission, his next mission to succeed, he basically has to stop this like big nuclear thing, but he has to pretend basically like, in order to get close to that diplomat, the only way that they found is for him to have a child that goes to school with like this other guy's child. So because of that, he like adopts this fake family and you find this out very quickly in episode one, but just in case, spoiler, Anya. So he adopts her 'cause basically it's a really hard to get into school, right? - Yeah. - But the way he adopts her is because she seems so intelligent to him. But then later he realizes she's kind of dumb and the reason for this is because she can read minds. - Oh! - But she's still a baby. So because she's kind of like a government experiment that was made. So when she was doing her kind of aptitude test and he was looking after her because he was looking at the test, he was thinking of the answers. So she just copied them. But I do have to say-- - I didn't know there was like a kind of supernatural - Yeah, it's really silly. Honestly, like it was a really fun slice of life to watch. I genuinely really enjoyed it. He's a really, really good dad. He's a really good hug. Even though he's a quote unquote fake husband, like they do everything that parents do. Like he's great. I would honestly say dream husband. And yes, there's the whole thing that like he's secretly an agent. But hey, what I don't know can't hurt me, right? (laughing) - But yours, the other girl's name, right? - Yeah, and she's, I'm so happy they're together. - She knows that he's an agent, right? - Mm-mm, not at the beginning. No, I don't, I only finish she's in one. She still doesn't know, but like, you know, they're kind of, no, 'cause she also has her own secret. - Oh, wait, how do they mean? Is it okay? - Yeah, so basically she is a assassin because like when her mother or father died, she had to take care of her little brother. So she became an assassin for hire, which is why she's really strong. But she's kind of like got girl failure stuff where like she can't cook and things like that, but he's a really great cook, which is also bonus points. They met, how do they meet? I remember she was getting teased at her work and then she like came to a work party that her friend, well, not friend, her friend of me organized and they made fun of her. I think if I remember correctly, they met because like, Anya was in danger or something. Like either like something happened to her where she like got in danger and your notice that she was in danger and she like saved her and then they got close. And the way that they got close is that she kind of like asked him to like be her fake boyfriend for a work party with her friends and he agreed. And then after that, they just kept the fake boyfriend bit going further. And now it's like fake husband. It's another like because he also needed, when he tried to apply to the school with just Anya, they said, oh, like there needs to be a mother in Anya's life. So she kind of pretended. So they're basically pretending to be a family for this. But she knows that it's like a fake family then. She knows it's a fake family, but like she doesn't know why. She doesn't know why, but she knows that like Anya's great, Lloyd is great. And you know, but then while they're doing this, they're also like kind of falling in love. It's really cute. It's actually cute. I can tell with this anime is like so popular and everything. - Oh yeah, I can too. I'll put it under A, I don't know enough to say that. - I think he's dream husband. I think he's doing everything great genuinely. - Wow. Okay, then there you go. Let's see. The next person you want to say? - Oh my God. - Levy Ackermann Attack on Titan. Levy is definitely one of the hottest characters on Attack on Titan. He's seemingly on carrying speaking harsh truths and nothing else. However, he cares more about his comrades than he let's on doing everything he can do to protect them from the Titans. His bad way attitude is what fans love the most because he doesn't hold anything back. How do you feel about Levy? - I don't remember disliking him when I watched Attack on Titan. - But I didn't love him. - Yeah, but I didn't love him. - Same. - I don't think I truly liked or rather like, I wasn't so like invested in even like Ed and I was kind of like no character except the, what was the girl's name? The girl that everybody simped for. - There was not Mikasa, the potato girl. - I think it was Mikasa. - No, I know a lot of people simped for, I mean, there was a couple of characters, a couple of the girls that I think people. - Mm, I didn't genuinely like feel love for any characters in that. I think because the premise was so insane. - Yeah, like I can't look at Levi and be like, this is a husband. - Yeah, yeah. - This is like, oh my God. He's so cute. He's so dreamy. - No, I see him and I'm just like, okay guy, get that, get that Titan. - Yeah, get that Titan, good luck. Also, look, I don't know. - I feel like-- - You're gonna say, what are you gonna say? - Okay, for example, in the world like Naruto, even though they clearly go through trauma, I feel like in Naruto because of like, the comic relief and things like that, you can kind of forget about it. But in Attack on Titan, I just feel like, (laughs) I would never want to settle down in half kids. I would never want to do any like, I would be so in survival mode that I just would not. - I get that though. Yeah, it's one of those like, I mean, there's gonna be people who are just like, like when you live there, like if you're thrown into that world, like as we, if you were like thrown in, as we are now, we probably would be thinking different. But if you're born there, like there's probably a different mindset, you know, like, oh, well, I gotta do what I gotta do. But also I can't not. - I still think it's just a no for me. - Yeah, I think I'd put it under see at best, like, you know, the guy, I don't think he's a bad guy. I think he's, you know, he's just, I think he probably would be more loyal. And I say this as someone who hasn't finished the show, but I think he'd be more loyal to like, the people on his team. - Yeah, which is not bad at all, right? Like he's saving the world. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, I just, I wouldn't. - Yeah, he's like loyal to the work, to the job. - Mary, to the game. - Yeah, exactly, and Mary to the game. He's already taken everybody. - Yeah, he's taken by his tight and killing job. All right, you're next. - Anyway. - Next, (laughs) next is Kakashi Hatake from- - Not at all. - I really liked him. - Yeah, I remember really liking Kakashi. I like how cocky he is and how like goofy at the same time he is. - I like goofy men. I really, I like my little clowns. I really do. - I think humor is the most attractive thing ever. - Yeah, yeah. - So. - That being said, now that I'm a little bit older and I can think about it, I do feel like he's a little too aloof for me. I feel like he's not even, 'cause, but in the show, it makes sense, right? That he's so aloof. - Right, right. - I do feel like, you know, sometimes it's a little different where it's like, he's aloof with everybody, then there's also that idea of like, he's aloof with everybody, but to me, he's a sim. - But not with me. - Yeah, I got that. - If that was the case, I will- - He's obsessed with the sims. - I just, you know, I need to feel liked. I think that's important for me. - I think I would go with an arranged marriage, like put him under B tier, because I think if he were in a marriage, I think he wouldn't treat me badly. - No. - You know, I think he would be- - But I would never be a priority. - Yeah, I think so. - And are you know the same where it's like, I wanna be a little prioritized, right? And if not, that's fine, but let's just not be together then, you know? - No, I get it, I get what you mean. - I wanna be, priority's the wrong word, but important, I wanna be maybe like top five things. Like obviously, I don't wanna be anyone's number one thing, because I want them to live their own life for themselves. I don't wanna be with somebody whose whole goal in life is just to have the dream woman, you know? - Is this character development? (all laughing) - I mean, no, when I say sims, I really don't mean like I want somebody who makes me their son and stars, not at all. But like if there's a list of five or 10 things, I wanna be on the list, you know? I wanna be pretty important. I agree with you. I think arranged marriage is a really good way of putting it, because then you're also not that offended that he has to go away. He has to train the future of the soldiers, everything like that. And if it's an arranged marriage, she'll almost treat you a little bit better and be less aloof, because I feel like he's somebody who takes duty very seriously. And if you're the duty, well, it's like, sorry, baby, it's Friday night, you gotta do your duty. - I'm assuming you're with Torelites off. (all laughing) - Wait, what? - What? - Nothing. - I was thinking of duty on the toilet. You know, there we go. - Oh, anyway, the next person is this generation's Kakashi. - Oh, literally. - Look, I did not watch Jujutsu Kaisen. I think he's pretty animated, and he looks great. It's Satoru Gojo. - Satoru Gojo. - He looks-- - No, he's literally, he's literally Kakashi. - That's it, the same? - Pretty much, yeah. - All right, arranged marriage. - Yeah, I think I do arrange marriage too. - Kakashi, but that's what they did. They're like, you know what? The people loved Kakashi. Let's give them Kakashi, but even harder. - Well, it's like he has similar hair, like he has the eye covering. He is a mentor for like, and he's super duper powerful. He's a mentor to the guy, like, it's just, yeah. - Just because I don't know him, and because I'm a woman of my word, I'll put him down to settle. Because I at least know Kakashi's a playful little funny guy, you know? - This guy? - This guy. - Oh, she is. All right, fine, he's back to arranged marriage. (laughing) - Yeah, he's a playful funny guy. He's very cocky. - Aw, I like my little clowns. - Yeah, but he's like cocky. Like, I like when, you know, I mean, it's one thing to just be cocky, but it's one thing to be cocky, and like be deserving of that. You know, like when you know that you're good, and you're just like, (laughing) - Yeah, oh, the little smugness, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. - And I mean, you've seen him with like his eye thing, right? - Yeah, yeah, he looks great. - Yeah, he looks, he's just Kakashi. (laughing) - Yeah, I agree. - His generation's Kakashi. - Yeah, they did that. They were like, let's do it. - Let's see. - You're next. - I am, oh, next is Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon. (laughing) - How do you feel about this? (laughing) - I love, like I remember when I watched Sailor Moon as a much younger woman, I know like maybe this is because, you know, we grew up seeing maybe like not the best representations of relationships. I loved his bickering with Usagi. - I really did. - Right. - The thing that was weird to me that genuinely, I didn't really feel like him and Usagi, there was love. Like, I feel like they're kind of one of those things where they're just in love because the story has them be in love, right? But I always kind of felt like him and Sailor Mars had the chemistry, like I always felt him and Usagi were more like siblings. - Did you just ship him with another Sailor? - I did, I did, I did. - Oh my God. - I don't know, I just always found that him and Usagi had like simply, not simply, sibling energy a little bit. - I guess I can kind of see that. I mean, it's definitely like, I mean, that's probably how it is very much in the beginning. - Yeah, in the beginning it was, yeah. - Usagi has a lot of like character growth to like maturing and everything that she goes through. But at him, personally, I'm just kind of like the guy. I think I would settle. I think like, you know, the guy is like, not, I mean, this is also based on my limited knowledge of how I have finished series. - Yeah, like 25 year old memory, right? - Yeah, yeah. So I'm just kind of like, but at the same time, like, I just think of that, okay. - Which one? - I think it's the gift of her being like, he's like, my buddy here is done. She's like, you didn't do anything. - You didn't do anything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It gives me the ick and I can't get over it. I'm just kind of like, oh. - So this is my memory of Sailor Moon and him. I remember thinking, wow, he's tall and God brought shoulders. So I might agree with you for the settle part. Because I do now remember if I think about it, where, you know, he would sacrifice himself for his friends, but so did everybody. - Yeah. - And it's not just him. - Yeah, he's like special. - It doesn't bother me that, like, he flirted with other girls and things like that. That genuinely never bothers me. And this is something where like, as you get older, everybody, you kind of start realizing that people have a past and people live through life. And like I said, I like my people well lived, you know, broken in, not broken, but broken in. - There's just like a pair of shoes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, unfortunately, even though he was like, the male lead of this show, that was so romantic. And, you know, he was the perfect man. All I remember, like I said, is just, oh, he was tall and had brought shoulders. I don't really remember him being romantic. - So many people aren't gonna be fighting us on this. - Good, good, good, good, good. - Yeah, fight us. - I kind of like that this is such a like, easy going tier list, right? - Right, right. - And then you can tell our biases where we've watched the show a lot or watched it recently. (laughing) - Right. The next, you wanna say it? - Yeah, Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler. - I've only watched a little bit of Black Butler. Gosh, I feel like I've watched very minimal of these. - Is Black Butler the one with CL Phantom? Yes, okay, I've seen quite a bit of Black Butler. I quite liked him. Okay, so basically mysterious. Oh, oh, so you know him, yeah. - Yeah, I watched a little bit. - Oh, a little bit. - Super devoted, which I really, really liked. My only thing that I think would genuinely draw, not, I think would kind of aggravate me about being with him is the fact that he's secretive. I don't need to know all your secrets, but I need to know some of them. Like you need to spill the beads. You need to tell me what's going on, you know? So if he would be kind of my gossip girl and he'd be like, okay, listen, today at work, CL did this, can you freaking believe it babe? I'd be like, oh, no way. So I kind of need a little bit of a yapper. If he could be that yapper for me, I'm gonna put him pretty high. - I think it's hard to say because, you know, I feel like I would have to swap myself with CL because the guy is just too devoted, right, to him. So it's like, you know, how can I judge if he's, you know, only got his eyes for the person he's serving, you know? - But I kind of-- - And I'm a maid. So it's like, I get it. - Yeah, I get it, you know? - I kind of like that he's so devoted to CL though 'cause like I said, I like being on like a man's priority, like I like being a priority, but I don't like being the priority. Like I like being important in a man's life, but his other pursuits should be more important than me. - Well, he's going to drop everything for if CL is just like, oh Sebastian, I need tea right now. And he's like, oh sorry. - I guess I feel less bad because CL's a kid. And also, I know, you know, CL spoiler a little bit, like his parents died and like an awful trauma and things like that. So I guess it bothers me less because yeah, he's taking care of a kid. I like that. - Okay. - I think I put him, I put him on maybe again, a ranged marriage because then I'd feel less bad. - I think I'm going to say no actually. - Oh. - I think I'm going to say no, even though he's like so cute, but I'm just kind of like-- - He's so cute. - I know, he's really, really cute. - He's really cute. - But I'm just, I don't know, there's just something that I'm like, I think it's too many things that would get in the way where I'm just like, you know what? Like I said, it's the maid in me that it's just like, you will be the butler. I will be the maid, you know, like go do your butler duties and don't worry about me. - You'd be a power couple. - Okay, that'd be kind of awesome. - Yeah. (laughing) - If we're both serving the same person, then it would be kind of awesome. - And in a nice way, like I think he would bring out a little bit of competitiveness in you, but in a good way. Like I think he'd bring out a really good competitiveness and you were like, you kind of enjoyed that like, you like striving for that kind of stuff, you know? Like you'd think how good he cleans, you'd be like, I need to be better at serving, you know? Like you'd be-- - There is a maid in the show, isn't there? She's like kind of a-- - She's like a dark gothic. Yeah. - Oh. - She's like gothic lolly, no? - No, right, or gothic lolita. - Yeah. - Oh. - She's like gothic lolly maid unless I'm just remembering. - Well, lolly and Lolita are two different things. - Gothic lolita, sorry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, not gothic lolly. My bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. Sorry, everybody. - Hold on, what is it? What's the, oh, black, but-- - Black, butler, maid, Lolita, oh, maid. Oh, yeah, the girl with the red hair. Oh, I like her, I loved her. - She was kind of a, kind of a clumsy girl, isn't it? - She was like a clumsy girl, but then like, she was also a good fighter, no? - I don't know, I don't know. - God, I don't remember. - I don't remember. - If he likes her, then maybe we'd be okay. I'm still okay, then I'll just go to settle. You know, I'll settle because I don't. It would be fun if there was a competition kind of thing where it's just like, I'm the better maid, now I'm the better butler. - She's an excellent sniper because of her eyesight. - She me. - Yeah, I think you could rank him higher, but it's your tier list, so you do whatever. - Okay, I'm just, maybe I'll watch it. - I probably won't. - No, we don't have time. I have arranged marriage with him. I do it, you know. - Girl, I love how you're just like, you don't have time. I still watch anime. - You don't have time. I'm telling you, you don't have time. - Okay, like everybody, I just don't have time to do anything ever again. - What's the other one? - The next one? - Mm-hmm. - Kento Nanami from Jirjutsu Kaisen. - I have seen him before, he looks very cute. - I think, I think, I love his voice more than I love him. - Okay. - And I think that is probably more people than they're willing to admit as well because his voice actor is Kenjiro Tsuda, who is like, oh my God. He's like the deep voice like-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Guy, you know, he's like, he's so cool. His voice just feels like a smooth drink. He's so cool. And I think I'm more attracted to that than I am to the actual character of that, I mean. (laughing) - I haven't seen it. So I will do what every sensible woman will do. And I will say no. - I haven't seen it. - I thought you were gonna subvert expectations and be like, I haven't seen it, S? - Honestly, the reason I took so long to answer is because my comedic brain was churning butter. I'm like, should I be funny or should I be honest? (laughing) - Always go for funny, always go for funny. - Yeah, I want it to be like, yeah. So anyway, I'm gonna be, then I don't marry him 'cause I think he looks cute. - I think he looks all right. He is like kind of like the older gentleman of the show. So I'm just kind of like. - I like that. - I know. Oh my, oh gosh, I really love his voice acting. (laughing) I think so many people will agree on that fact alone. It's just the voice acting is for him is so, so good. So good. I'll say A. - Okay, okay. The next one, I know you haven't seen it, but it's Tatsu from The Way of the House Husband. - Yes. - But take a look at what he looks like. I think because you love Snake. - Tatsu. - I don't know, I think he could be your vibe. - I think he's my vibe. - I think he's your vibe. So I'll give you the quick one. Yeah. - Is he like a goofy guy? Like he's kind of-- - So goofy. - Oh my God, I think I'm a nice guy. - He's really goofy series. So basically TLDR, like if you do watch it on Netflix, it's kind of, it's only half animated. So sometimes it almost looks like if you're scrolling through the manga. Which I know a lot of people didn't really like, but I get it, right, up to the cost. - Yeah, but it was nice. It was nice. - It's Netflix. You have the money. - He's really goofy. He's super devoted to his wife. And I feel like he got that like intensity about him. I really like him. I think he's wonderful. - I think I really like him. - I think he's really, really wonderful. - Yeah. So is he a Yakuza guy or is he an ex-Yakuza? Ex-Yakuza. So now he just like sits at home and he's given up violence. He's being a good dude. And he just, he cooks and he gets into these like dramatic, you know, it's that your typical slice of life anime where it's like the most dramatic thing happens and it's so basic. It's like him going buying groceries and it's like, (gasps) - The tomatoes. Oh, I forgot to get the tomatoes. Like I really like that. I think that's awesome. - S here. - Yeah, honestly, he's my like maybe dream husband. - Yeah. - Oh, wow. I mean, I just said S tier. So I guess he's my dream husband. - Yeah. (laughs) - The last one, all you. - The last one is also, I don't even know who the hell this is. - You added this to this. - You added Naruto's dad. - Oh, Minato Nami Kaze, Naruto's dad. Not, that's Boruto though. - No, no, no, Naruto is Boruto's dad. This is Naruto's dad. - Oh, okay. - I added this for like the old people. - But we can do something else if you want. - No, it's okay, I will refrain. I will say, I will just say no. Actually, you know what? Tell me all about it. Tell me one of them. - Okay, so you like redheads, right? - I do. - Oh, sure, okay. - I thought you did. Not bad. - Is he a redhead? I looked him up. - No, no, no, no. He's his wife. So basically like when his wife first like moved to the village, Naruto's mom, he like was into her. And he was such a simp for her and he was helping her and he was basically like so into her. - So I should go after Naruto's mom instead. - Yeah, you could. - Naruto's mom. - She's really pretty. - Oh yeah, she's cute. - She's really, really pretty. But yeah, I just, you know, he's a simp. He's your typical simp. Good guy, loves his wife. Still devotes himself to his village, does his things, you know, nothing too crazy. - I think I always remember seeing him and being like, why does Naruto grow his hair out like him? - Right. - I like the longer pieces on the side. - I agreed, the side burns. - Side burns. - The side burns. - The side burns. - Well, these are kind of not side burns. It's just longer hair. - It's just longer side burns, kind of. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. - Like I said, I added him at the end 'cause I was like, oh, maybe, do, do, do, do, do, do. - He is a guy, right? He's just a dude. - He's just a strong dude, yeah? - Okay. - He's a strong dude. - I think I'm good. I think I'm good on dudes. - Yeah. - Steve, I wanna do the ladies. I don't think I'll put him in a range marriage too. Like we said, guys, we wanted to do a very quick list. Nothing too crazy. - No, we're already at an hour. This was not quick. - Already at an hour. I don't wanna run through, okay. Should we keep the monster girls or the ladies for the Patreon? - Oh, maybe we do the monster girls then for the Patreon. Because we have husbandos. We can do waifus and the monster girls. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - I think the waifus, yeah. Surprise. All right. Let's go. - Right. - Let's go. - Red. - Rem, s, s, s. - I agree. - Who is Rem? - My baby. Let's just shop. It's overdone joke. Who cares? I know her in my heart. - When I was having a collab and I think it was Briki where he was like, "Oh, she looks boring." I was like, "You are gonna get the whole internet to hate you." - What? - We were reviewing people's rooms and like somebody had a lot of Rem stuff. And I was like, "That's the internet's wife." - Oh, I'm sorry. But look at, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna get a picture of her with her horn and like-- - She's very cute. - Look at this. This is boring. - I love her. Don't get me wrong. I love her. - I put it in your DMs instead. This is boring. This is boring. This-- - Look at this. - He just doesn't get it. Some people just do not understand, I don't know. - She's got her glowing horn. She's got her blood all over the place and she's got her little ball that she flings around. Boring! - I think she's reliable and sweet. - She's cute. - Yeah. - She's a maid. She's literally everything that you could ever want ever. She's a really crazy perfection. - I love her. I agreed. S-tier. - Yeah. - S-tier. - Yeah. That's my girl. - Okay. This one is a little controversial. Do you want to go? - I've actually never seen this anime, but I will say zero two from "Darling in the Franks," which I don't actually know why things are controversial about. Like, I know this show is very polarized. - Well, she's abusive. - Oh. - A little bit. Like, she taunts the main character. - She haunts? - Taunts, taunts, taunts, taunts. Like, she'll like, yeah. I was like, "Wait, what are you talking about?" (laughs) - She taunts, I mean, that's taunting. Like, isn't that like teasing? Like, she's just going to like, "Hee-hee-hee." - Like, she, I'm trying to remember 'cause I watched it like when it first came out, but basically like a big thing about her that I remember people talking about was how she actually is like a fairly realistic take on an abusive girlfriend. - Oh. - Where it's like, she's hot and cold. She's really nice and she's really mean. Like, she'll... - But she's anime, so it's okay. - Yeah, she's anime and also like, she's hot. So... - And she's hot. - Yeah. - I mean, is she not just, is she just tsundere or is it actually like, you know? - I'd have to re-watch it. But I do remember when I saw it being like red flag, red flag, like, she's fun. Don't get me wrong, amazing design. Like, great, but kind of scary, kind of zero, too. - She's the one with the pink hair, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The long pink hair and the red under her eyes. - She's really cute. She's really cute. - She's so cute. That's why, like, I completely get it. - Oh, her design is like a little orange and the red. Think of a so top tier. It's so cute. - But it also like, it's 'cause if I remember correctly, she was honestly, you know when you said that, you go, Joe is like the new Kakashi, she almost makes me think like she's the new Asuka. Where like, she clearly is like overprotective, like, she was so overprotective over the main character. - You think you're gonna get people mad at you? (laughing) - If you're gonna be like, how dare you disgrace Asuka's name? Is that better? - Well, I will, just in the sense that like, Asuka was also a little bit abusive, you know? - She was tsundere, what are you talking about? - Sure, yeah. But I think here she's like, she's abusive because it comes from her overprotective and like looking out for him as well. So it's, again, like she's hot, I don't, you know. (screaming) - I've never watched the show, so I must say I will marry. (laughing) - Hey! (laughing) - If, crazy, why hot? - Yeah, why hot if crazy? - I think, I think, oh, I don't know if it's an arranged marriage or a no. - Oh, dang. - Yeah. - You're just skipping settle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think, no, no, no, no, no. - It's either one or the other. (groaning) - I think I wouldn't get with her. Just 'cause I, - All, all for me, I'll take the cute girl. - Yeah, she's all yours. She's all yours. She's all yours. (laughing) - Probably the people in the comments are gonna be like, "No, babe, why are you doing it?" You don't. - And just so we're clear, I'm aware that everybody in that show, again, it's got a lot of, you know, it's like piloting, you know, it's got a lot of similarities with Eva, so obviously there's, you know, she's not exactly coming from the healthiest place in her life to be like, "Yee-hee." All right, next one, your fordure. - Your. - I am telling you, I know I was just explaining you the plot. Your is such a, she's a little bit of a girl failure, but she's like super strong, super kind. She has the cutest, she always does this smile, which is the cutest thing ever, your fordure smile. And she is such a, like, she always, okay, like, look at this smile. Look, she does this big smile. It's always like-- - Oh my God, her, her. She's got like the triangle mouth, it's so cute. - I love it. - She is such a cutie, petootie. She's such a devoted, like, she's my dream wife. - She's like gap moe. - She is super gap moe, 'cause she's so strong, but then, like, she has, okay, my thing with girl failure characters is sometimes they'll make them two girl failure where they're not able to do anything. And I like how she has just a little bit of girl failure where, like, she can't cook, her cooking sucks, but she's also training Anya to fight and run and, like, have physical strength. And I like that she's good at that, right? So I like that she's not just completely like, oh no, I'm so-- - Incompetent, everything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And look at this outfit. I mean, have you seen her in her battle outfit? - Is it the black one? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I have seen that outfit. - Oh. - And also her regular outfit is, like, the little sweater. It's so cute. I love women in sweaters. - I feel like everything I've heard about Spy Family, like, is entirely my type of show. I don't know. - I think-- - I think I really like it. It's a really cute slice of life. - I think because it always came off for me, like, from the way people talked about it before, I always thought it was a bit more shown in a way, but, like, now I'm seeing that it's more slice of life, I think I will watch. - Mm-hmm. At least the first season is very slice of life. - Okay, maybe I always-- Spy Family and, like, Chainsaw Man kind of got popular at the same time. - Yeah. - And I think my brain meshed the two of them together. - They're very different. Chainsaw Man is, like, a lot of really graphic, like, crazy stuff. - Yeah, yeah. - And very, like, I'd say even sex-forward, where, like, it's gonna be, like, very sexual and in your face, but not in a bad way. I actually really like it. But I think you'd really enjoy a Spy Family. - I don't know why my brain just kind of mushed them together then, like, maybe, I don't know. - I don't blame you. There was a lot of, you know, like, we're busy. There's a lot of anime around. - Yeah. - But-- - Look at her outfit with the sweater and the boot. - I know what it's so cute. - She's so cute. - She's a cute opportunity. - She's my dream girl. - She's a dream girl. - She's not dream girl. - I will say, I will say, I'll marry her, I'm A. I don't think anybody can go below an A. - Yeah, right, oh, sorry, guys. We like you, we think you're nice, but women, we love women. - We love women. Let's see, next, I added this one. Kana Arima from Oshinoko. - You'll have to talk to me. I have not seen Oshinoko. Is she the main girl? - No, she is, okay, so it kind of depends on what you think of as a main girl. - Oh, she's cute. - She's so cute, right, so there's like, I don't know, I guess the main girl would be Ruby, which is the daughter. - That's who I always see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the daughter of the main, or rather like the girl that gets killed. - Oh shit. - And Kana is a, yeah, spoilers from the first episode. Kana is the, she's like a child star. But she kind of, as, you know, how child stars are so popular when they're children, but when they grow up, they kind of get washed out and like people are just like, oh, you were only popular because you were cute as a kid. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So she's trying to hold on to that like relevance. And, but she's like, I'm still talented. I still know what I'm doing. And she's so, she's kind of like a girl boss. She doesn't hold back, which I really like with the main guy. She's just kind of like, she's like a bad bitch, but also really like soft in the same, like because she's just like, I don't want to become an idol. That's not what I want. But then she's just like, oh, but can I like it? Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she's just such a good character. I think she's so cute. Oh my God, just look at her. She's so cute. - She's very, very cute. I like her a lot. Well, I don't know anything about her, so I will marry her. - Yeah, I would dream wife her. She sings a song about vegetables, and she also licks baking soda off the floor. - Okay. I would arrange marriage for her. - Dream wife, dream wife, dream wife. - Wait, wait, who's talented? She eventually got fewer jobs due to being difficult to work with, causing her to change her acting style to survive in the industry. - I think it wasn't, I mean, she's difficult to work with because she is very passionate. Like, so basically she joins a drama. And the other actors are these, they're model guys. They're like only in the drama so that the girls who are fans of the models will watch, but they can't act, they suck. And so they're just like, you need to also adjust your acting style so that you suck just as much as them so that you're not overshadowing them. And so she is like, no, she's so, she's really passionate about acting. She loves acting. - And she's okay. I understand why she's your dream girl. - You really like competent people. - I do, she's so cute. - Mm. - I like that, okay, she's back up to Mary. She's back up to Mary. And she's a tsundere, I'm looking up about her. Interesting. - Yeah, I know. She's a bit of a tsundere, like I said, she's just kind of like, she's a boss bitch, but she's also just like. - I like that. - I love it. - I love it. - I like that a lot. Okay, I like her. She's Mary. - She's 100% my type. She's just so, God, the boy, everything about her. Her little beret, her short hair, her big, big, big, big, beady eyes. - So she's your dream girl? - Yeah, she's my dream girl. - All right, next one, hollow from spice and wolf. I have not seen spice and wolf, so that's gonna be on you. - Do you like economics? - Sure, hit me. - That is spice and wolf. - It is, hollow is probably. - What does it mean? - It's just an economics. - Yeah, that's the show. Is it all about like, economics? - Like the world economy or like what economy? - Yeah, yeah, like the guy is like a trader. Oh gosh, it's been a really long time since I've watched Spice and Wolf. - Okay, okay. - I haven't watched the new one, so. But, and then hollow is like, she's like a Fox God deity. - Cute, I like those. - And she's kind of-- - I like my God girls. - I know. And she's just kind of like, traveling along with him and like helping him make deals and stuff. And she's just-- - Your own personal goddess. - Yeah. - I like that. - I like her. - I feel like she is one of like, the OG, well, I think OG is a little dramatic to say, but she's one of those like quintessential like, waifu girls that people would be like, "Holo is top to your waifu." - Yeah, top to your waifu, yep, I like that. She travels with you, she sims for you, she helps you. I mean, I like my overpowered girls that have eyes only for you. Dream wife. (laughing) Genuinely. - I think you should watch it though. I think it's a, it's a, it's a good show. Like I said, I didn't know what it was about economics. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - Wow, I like that. - And I have not read-- - She joined the merchant craft Lawrence on his travels. Aww, interesting. - Yeah, and so it's, yeah, basically just that. - I like that a lot. - And stuff happens. - Oh, I'll just check it out. - There is stuff that happened, again, like I said, it's been so long since I've watched it. I actually have like a few of the light novels, but I haven't read them, but I would like to just because it is a good series. And they're cute, they're very cute together. And she's cute, she's like got that like kind of like devious side to her, she's a little bit of a, you know, she's a fox, so she's-- - Yeah, so I know those, I know a little bit about those. - Oh, okay, there you go. So you might, you know, dream girl. I'd say, you know, as much as I'm like gushing about her, I think I'd still would put her under Mary. - Okay. - Because, because there's just girls, you know, higher. - Yeah, not every girl's gonna be a dream girl, right? Like let's be realistic. Not every anime woman can be your dream woman. A lot of them can be. - I'd not be on base here, but you know, I'm just saying-- - That's a little uncool of you. - But I'm saying that she's still really great. And if you want her to be your dream girl, then go for it. But I also have my own tastes. - I think I'd put her in like a ranged marriage maybe then, or settle, 'cause I don't know her enough, but I do love that she is, you know, so helpful. And I do like earning money. - She loves money, yep. - Yeah. - So there you go. - I love that. All right, next one is you. - Oh, let's see, next one is Hinata Hugo from Naruto. We have a lot of Naruto today. - I know, I was like, what is an anime that the older audience would have seen, you know? - You were like Naruto, you couldn't even pick Chi-Chi, you couldn't pick like-- - Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball? We could do that. - Yeah, no, it was okay. We'll do Hinata. - In our defense though, we were like, let's find an anime list so that way, the reason we picked these characters is 'cause we just looked up anime lists and picked them. - Yeah, we really did. - Because otherwise, if we started adding our own characters, then people would have been like, why didn't you have this character? Why didn't you have this? I added this character 'cause she's on a list. - Yeah, basically, it really did just kind of come down to like, okay, these are, you know, popular names that people will recognize for the most part. - So I think, I know you said you haven't like seen that much in Naruto, so when she's younger, she's like the heiress to basically a really powerful clan. But she's, the TLDR is like, she has a cousin who is in like the sub-branch of the clan? No, he's in the sub-branch on the clan. So he, even though he's stronger than her and better than her and everything, she will inherit the clan and like, it just, you know, it's so unfair for him, Neji, like shout out to Neji. He's very much like upset and they have a big fight and everything and she, yeah, I know, that's his name. - Even though she starts off kind of like shy and timid and everything, she really grows into herself and she really becomes, eventually, spoilers, she's Boruto's mom, so she gets with Naruto. - What? - Yeah, I know, spoiler, but when she grows up, like, she's so, she's already so pretty when she's young, but when she grows up. - So are we talking Boruto? - Or are we talking Boruto? - I think, I think you have to kind of talk about both. - Okay. - I think she really grew into herself. I think she had an amazing arc. I think she's a great mom. I think she's always been like, if you like shy, sweet, loving, lovely, amazing girls, like she's never stopped loving Naruto. She also has a really strong power. She has like one of the, one of the eye powers. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's great. I like her a lot and I, listen, I cannot complain. I like her a lot. - So what are you putting on her under? - I get an arranged marriage with her. - I think, I'm the same. - I think she'd be a great, like, mother of your children. I think she's a great partner in life. I think she's lovely. - I think this is just me going off of her from original Naruto. - Mm-hmm. - Because I don't know her so much in like, she put in and also Boruto. - Mm-hmm. - But I think she is so sweet and so cute, but like, just a little too passive for me. - She's very passive and she like, doesn't ever really fully build up anything that much. - Okay. - So that's why, and I love how she looks. Like, her design, I think her design is like, it was always actually one of my favorites from Naruto because like, I thought the purple and like, her blue hair with like the purpley kind of eyes and like, she just had a really nice color palette that like, please me. - Yep. - And I thought her design, like, I liked her short hair, but I also liked her long hair. Like, she just has such a good design. - She really, really does. I agree. - Yeah. Yeah, she's just really-- - And again, she's just a great woman. - Really cute. - Like, I just, I think you and I are kind of similar where-- - I think we need problematic. - A little bit. I think we need women that are exciting. - Yeah, yeah, I think so too. So I think a range marriage where it's just like, yes, I can be with you, but like, so under B, under B, dear. - Mm-hmm, yeah, I think so. - Yeah, I think so too. - Speaking of exciting women. - Who's next? - Oh, it's me reading it. - It's you. - Kaguya, she knows Mia from Kaguya-sama. - Yeah. - I've only seen a few episodes, but-- - Me too. - A lover. I know the whole, I know Chica is like, the internet's waifu and she went super viral and everybody loves Chica so much. I really like Kaguya. I think she's fun. - It's Chica, I thought I always saw Kaguya being the more popular one. - I think Chica could blow up with that dance and also like Chica's design. - Yeah, but this is the dance, right? - Really? - Yeah. - I think also-- - I mean, like everything about Chica is so cute, no? - It is very cute, but I always thought like Kaguya was the one that was stealing the hearts. What do you guys think? - Yeah, what do you guys think? Let us know. - Yeah. - And also, I'm so biased because Hashimoto Kana, remember in the last episode or the idol episode where I talked about her, how she went from being a super popular idol. - She plays Kaguya in the live action. - Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, so she's, yeah, she's so cool. - I like how competitive she is. - I know, me too! - I love it so much. I love that she's just like, "I will not eat." - Yeah, she's-- - Like no matter what. - She's super duper cute. I think their dynamic is so great just because it is like a, it is just a, it's just competition, competition, competition. And I eat it up, I'm like, "I'm not, I'm not, I'm not." Yeah, keep fighting, "I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not." It's so good. - I don't know, like I said, I've only seen a few episodes. I wonder how eventually, 'cause eventually, right, like, they can't compete forever. I wonder how they're gonna unite them. And I know people will probably say, "Read the manga." - Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah, again, I haven't finished it either. So I could not tell you, but I believe the author for Kaguya Sama is the same author as Oshinoko. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I think so. I'm remembering correctly. I'm gonna check. - Author Kaguya Sama. - I don't know what to say. I really like, you know, that she's competitive, she's driven, she holds herself to a really, really high standard. I do tend to prefer kind of like the more silly girls, but she's great. The forehead. - The forehead, baby. - You like big foreheads? - I love, you don't love big foreheads. - I think they're fine. - Everybody, shame her, shame. - Shame me for not loving big foreheads. - Shame. Let me show you one of my favorite characters from Blue Archives. Show me. - Her name is Hina. - Hold on. Look at that. Look at the size of that forehead. - Show me. - I posted a picture. - Oh. - Look at her. - Oh, she is really cute though. That is very, very cute. She looks a little bit like, I think her name was like Lascitra or something from Fire Emblem, three feet, Lascitia. She was like a child prodigy in Fire Emblem, three feet. She looks like a mix of that and like the little dragon made. - How do you spell this? - I'll link her to you. - Okay. - She looks a little bit like Lascitia, who was like a 15-year-old prodigy. - Oh, cute. - Even the uniform, you see they're like having the same little uniform. - I love military uniforms. - I know, I know. - Okay. - All right, next up. - I would put Kugliya, wait, I didn't put Kugliya under. - Oh, sorry, sorry. What did you put her under, Mary? - Oh, I don't think I put her under anything. - Yeah. - I feel so bad that every girl is going under Mary. - I don't think so. - I'm sorry, I just can't leave these girls on Mary. - They're all so good, you know. - Yes, I'm going under Mary. - Oh, she's eight here. - Yup, yup, yup. - Eight here, eight here. - Next is Albedo from Overlord. - Ooh. - Ooh. - I have only seen, again, a few episodes of Overlord. I know it's an oversight on my part. I definitely should have watched more Overlord for reasons that will remain unknown. I like, I like tall, crazy women with big breasts. This is why Zentreya is my wife. And her design is just, I love the wings at the bottom. I remember in no game, no life, there was a girl with wings at the bottom and I also love her. - I know, yeah, yeah. - Her design is everything. - I know, her design is peak. It's so good. The piercing yellow eyes and the dark hair with the horns. - Oh my God. I also love that it's the horns that wrap your face like a crown. Everything about her so wraps, the just her design is everything. - I only, okay, this is so bad. I know her character based on, 'cause I have not seen Overlord, but I know her from, there's a show called Isekai, oh my gosh. Isekai Quartet, where they take characters from Konosuba, Overlord, Tanya and ReZero, and they throw them all together in this world, and they are all characters that have been Isekai'd, and so they just interact as like, you know. - Okay, well, like from my few episodes, I will explain to you why she's the internet's favorite. - I know, I know how she is. - Okay, okay, okay. - Because of Isekai Quartet. - Oh, okay, okay, 'cause I was gonna say like, she is so devoted to Ains, like she is absolutely like, - She's like Ains-esama. - Yeah, she's obsessed with him, and I think one of the reasons too that like she's the internet's favorite is because she is so open to, you know, I remember at one point she talked about, like it went viral for this, 'cause she was like, he can have more than one wife, you know, as the overlord of hell, and I know everyone was like, whoa, imagine having such a haughty that wants me to be with other haughtys. So I think that's also one of the reasons that she, you know, has so much. - Saw that clip go around, but that's so funny. I, okay, I'm gonna put her in a tear that is not in this tear list. - Okay, take someone off, feel free. - Side chick. - Oh. - Gonna have her as like that hot mommy girl that I'm just like, I need you some days. - Oh. - I don't go for mommy types like ever. - No, I know, I know you don't, I know you don't. - I, but I can appreciate them. - I have a problem with like, some of the other girls, I feel like I could bury them, no problem, but her, I think Zen would be jealous. I think my actual wife, Zentrea, would be jealous. - I don't think Zen would be, I don't think Zen knows that she is. - I think my real actual wife, Zentrea, would have a problem if I took this lady as my other wife. So because of that, I would have to put her down as like an arranged marriage. - I think the delusions are making you do that, but I'm-- - I'm sorry, Zen, Zen, I would only marry her if it was, if it was arranged marriage, okay? - Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna put her on this sub-tear because yeah, like she's just not my type, but I feel like I, it's not like I wouldn't marry her. I just-- - Yeah, I guess she could be your settle, she could be your settle. If I have to put her on the thing, then yeah, she's a settle. But I think she's higher than a C. Maybe a B. - I see what you mean. - She's like, she's in her own side. Like maybe it's like I'm not gonna marry her, but I can appreciate her as a waifu. It's just, she's just something, she's something to me. - She is very gorgeous to me. - She's just a beautiful lady. Anyway, what's the next one we got? - Freerin. I have still not seen Freerin. So I don't know. - Do you feel like coup d'etat girls that are a little silly? - Yeah. - That's her. She's a dream girl for me. She's S tier S tier Freerin. I have not felt this way of like an out of my girl. Like I've not felt like an out of my girl could be my waifu and like-- - If she's reserved, how does she get silly? - If she's what? - If she's reserved, when does she get silly? - She gets silly all the time. - She's always, she's like kind of got a little bit of a gatmoian with her and then she's like, she's this thousands, thousands year old elf mage, but like she is always, her main thing is she's like, always on the search for like new spells to learn. She loves learning spells. - Oh, I like that. I love that, I love my little nerds. - I know, she's a super nerd and she will go into like a cave or like a dungeon and like see what is very obviously a trap. It'll be definitely a mimic. It will be like a treasure chest that is just pristinely sat in the middle of the room and she's just like, hmm, but there could be a spell in there. - I like that, I like that a lot, I like that. - And so she's always getting trapped by mimics but she's like stupidly powerful. - I did just googled this face and I instantly like her. - I know, but this is the very smug look of, yeah, when she's handing the potion, she's handing the girl a potion. I think that like, makes her clothes fall off or so. (laughing) - She's a little pervert. - She's, yes, she's a goofy but she's also very like, she's, I mean, she's thousands of years old so she's like very reserved and coup d'eté but she's just so, oh, she's perfect. She's like the, she's S-S tier for me, honestly. - I know everyone's been obsessed with Freerin. So I know if I have spare time, that's the one that I gotta watch. - I think it's, you know, there's some people that are like, nothing happens in it, it's so boring. - But to me, it's like the perfect kind of, - Wait, when you're saying this to slice of life, enjoyers, I'm like, that's what I want. I just wanna look at pretty animation and like funny things. Yeah. - Hi. And it's, it's, how do I say, like, there is stuff that happens. It happens on later on in the season, it's, but in the beginning, it feels like you do camp. And then later on, it feels like a little bit more like that fantasy, like, I can gush over the show forever. - I love the show so much. - Is it long, the first season? - It's, it's like over 25 episodes, I think. But seriously, I binged it basically. - Everybody's been like, "Mata, "if there's one thing you gotta do "is you gotta watch Freerin right now." - Yes. - I've heard so many people tell me. - I binged it until, oh, it's 28 episodes. I binged it until I caught up and then I was just like watching it weekly. And it's a seriously, like, just take a day. - Yeah, and just watch it. Next time, next time I have like a few days and I'm thinking, okay, I really need a disconnect from work. Thank you. - Or if you're just like, watch something, one episode before bed and night or something, you know? - I do that. - But I do that. - I'm doing one episode. I like doing four. I think four is a good number. - Well, I was gonna say I was doing the one episode and night and then it turned into like five. And then I was like, okay. - Yeah, I have a hard time doing just one episode because I feel like it doesn't scratch enough itch, you know? I'm no longer in the era of waiting once a week for the show to come on. No, no, no, I'll do four episodes. - I think I still am very much in that mindset because I also do like webtoons and that kind of keeps me in the, okay, I gotta wait. - In the loop. - Yeah, yeah. - I guess when you have a few, then it's fine 'cause you can kind of cycle through all of them. So the wait doesn't feel that bad. - And I don't, I also don't watch Netflix. So I don't have Netflix 'cause screw Netflix. But I, so I also, I'm not like on that binge mindset. But watch for Iran, she's SS girl. She's above everybody. She's above the rest. - Okay, okay. - The next girl, I do know her very, very well. And I love her C2 from Code Geass or CC. - CC. - From Code Geass. I love her because I really love a wife who's my best friend. And she is like, she's there for you. She's your best friend. She assists you unconditionally. She's just there for you. There's like without, without going into spoilers. At some points, she helps out so much. I love her. I think she's amazing. I think, you know, spoiler, I think she's canonically the romance because I, you know, at the end of, I know they're like rebooting it and everything like that. But at the end, like she's, like basically, she's there. I think she is canonically the romance and I love her. She is, she is my dream. You know, I love my God girls. So yeah. - Wow. - She's my last year. - Okay, I think some people might be like, seriously, but I've never watched Code Geass. - That's fine. Yeah. I mean, we, you know, we watch different stuff, yeah. - Um, I, the only thing I know about her is that she eats pizza. - She, oh yeah. That's, she, okay. So she gives the main character his Geass his power. So the way she got her power, because somebody gave her her power and now she goes around giving people power. And basically like TLDR, the only way that she could lose her immortality and eventually die is by giving her Geass to another person. And all she wants to do is to die. So when she meets the person, she's like, I will give you anything you want, but you have to promise me that you'll fulfill my wish and her wishes to die. - What does that have to do with pizza? - Oh, comic relief. - Oh, I was just like, I know that she likes pizza and you're like, I thought you were explaining why she-- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The pizza is just comic relief, right? Like she just, it's like the Jennifer Lawrence in the mid 2000s, we're just like, oil off pizza. You know, it's, it's just, I think that's just comic relief. (laughing) But yeah, no, I think she's really great. She is so, she is, so basically in the anime, a lot of times, Lelouch makes decisions that people don't know what they're doing because he's basically playing the long game where he's like triple tricking everybody. Where he like, it's like a layer on top of, it's very death note coded where it's like, you've activated my trap card, like, oh, I knew this was the plan all along. But she blindly follows Lelouch's plans. And she's also one of the few people that is pretty to most of his plans. So she's, yeah. - So is she like the Misa to light, you know? Like she kind of-- - But she's not, I love Misa, she's a girl boss, but except Lelouch actually cares for her and like treats her kindly. And she does put her in danger because she's immortal. But like, you know, Misa was like a throw away character. You know, like she was-- - She was just like, okay, you're here as my pawn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he actually cares about her. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, I think she's great. - Yes. - Okay, I'll put her under, I like a girl that likes pizza, I'll put her under any. - I see it, I love this about us. Okay, you're next. - We're so easy, we're so easy. - With women, easy. - Oh, do you want to keep going? I know it's been kind, it's what has been going on. - I think maybe we can do like one or two more. - Okay, okay. - I'm sorry, everybody. We are going to anime Expo after this. And if you like the tier list stuff, we could one day sit down and do a genuine tier list. Please do not be upset that we like are taking this very casually. We just, we thought it would be fun to do a very casual tier list. - Our opinions are absolute. - They're law. - Yeah. - Yeah, they're law. - And I'm excited to see y'all argue with us, you know? Like maybe you'll be like, come on, just argue with us politely. All right, do you want to do one or two more? - Yeah, I'm actually going to, oh gosh, I'm trying to figure out, we have a few others. We should have done the waifu first, I think so too, I'm so sorry. Why do we do the men first? - I don't know. We want to talk about the girls, boy. (laughs) Oh gosh, I think, okay, I'm going to do, I'll just go in the list order. I'll do Toru from Dragon Maid, which is that you don't know much about right now. - Yeah, tell me about her. - She is very, very, she's, again, it's one of those like power, like a girl that is so powerful. - I love that. - And when you put her in a maid outfit, she's just like, I'm in love, I'm in love. - I love that. - I know she's so cute, she's, this is, this giant, she, like, hold on, let me see if I can get her, her, like, dragon form because she's, she's a literal giant dragon. - I love that. - But, you know, as, as a maid, she's just kind of like super devoted to, to Kobayashi, she, like, is, like, I'm your maid, I will serve you, she cuts up her tail and serves it there. (gasps) - Zintray, are you listening? - I know! - Aww. - I'm telling you, you should watch this and then kind of use it as, like, a way to mold Zintraya into your mouth. - Oh yeah, manifesting it. I could, like, make a list, I can be like, okay, Zintraya needs to, okay. I'm going to wash Kobayashi Dragon Maided, imagine it's Zintraya. - Yeah, you'll, you'll, she's very sweet, she's very, like, ganky and cute and playful. - I love that. - Yeah, she's just, it's just fun, it's a fun show. - Honestly, it's been on my list, like, you know, my list of shows is gigantic, but it has been on my list for a long time and I've heard really, really good things about it. It's just, I've talked about this before, because I love slice of life anime, I feel like Vtubers have kind of taken that spot in my life where a lot of Vtubers, if you watch them, it feels very kind of MOA slice of life, what are we doing today, what's the adventure? And it replaced that for me. - I guess that's, yeah, no, that's, I think the, why it won't ever fully replace it for me is because like, you can go on adventures with your Vtuber, but like, you know, it's hard to say, I don't know, like, I mean, there are dragon Vtubers, but like, this is a story about like, you know, I'm not going to go to the grocery store with Vtuber, it's kind of, you know, and I do that in the slice of life, you're like watching the go shopping. Like, I don't know, there's just like a, there's like a, there's more in the anime. - Like the anime, this is going to sound really weird, but the anime offers like the IRL aspect of the slice of life. - Yeah, I don't know, I get it, I get it. - I would need it. - It's the only thing, but I get what you mean entirely. - I might finally get over this one side of love that I have for Zentrea with this new woman. She cuts up, you had me when you said she cuts up her tail to serve it to him. I've been begging, you don't understand the geckos. They can regrow their tails, why can't I eat a gecko? She can have a Momo, she won't let me eat her geckos. - She won't let you eat her geckos. - They're tails, not even the gecko themselves, just the tail, it'll regrow. She said no, she's possessive with them, I know. - I don't know what to say about that. You'd let her eat a Momo, but she won't know. Any, any Momo, any time. - Do you think the Momos will be sad? Don't you think that they would rather be eaten by you? - Well, the good news is if they get eaten, they can then go back to the, we have like basically, it's just like a bunch of energy in the sky where all the Momo souls go, and then they can get reborn, which is exciting. And then they can get eaten again. So it's just a chance to get eaten, you know? - Oh my gosh, it's like body gotcha, but if you're like born into a Momo body, that you're just like, no, I want a muscular body and you get eaten, and then reborn, and then eaten, until you just keep regrowing. - Yeah, you just keep like getting into trouble to get eaten, I like that. That's probably what some of them do. - Probably, you sneaky bastards, you guys. - You sneaky little guy. - You want to do one last lady or not? - Yeah, if we can do one more, one more. - Do you want to do, oh dude, that's synthetic. - She's not even a synthetic, synthetic, sorry. Sailor Mars. - Sailor Mars. - I always liked her. Her and Venus were always my favorite. I always thought that she was a bad bitch. - I always liked Jupiter the most because I was a tomboy related to her. - You like tall girls? - Oh, yes. - You should love me. - Oh, yeah, I said tall, nice girls. (laughing) I guess also, Sailor Jupiter has like that shyness about her. - Yeah. - That is also really endearing. - Yeah, you're not endearing enough, are you? - I think if anything, I have a little bit more of Mars' personality, 'cause I am loud, and I am obnoxious, and I will fight with you. - I can't believe you said that Tuxedo Mask was better with Mars, that's sucky. - Maybe because Mars is my self-insert. (laughing) So I'm like, oh, yeah, I feel like it's better with her hair. - So that's fine. Let me do like him. - I don't hate him. - I also, now as an adult, I love Venus. Venus is my girl. She's so awesome. - She was way cool. She had her own like TV show and game, and then Sailor Moon comes out. - Yeah. - She was so cool. And I think she's canonically the strongest in her scout. - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. - Wow. - She's even cool. She's just the best girl. Sailor Mars, I think is good. - You wanna rank Venus? - Rank Venus instead? - Yeah. - Venus would be S for me. - Yeah, dream waifu. - Yeah, I think she's a great girl. - She's great? - Mars is, I mean, they're all really good. It's hard to say. - I agree. - Mars though, I would say just like a B, maybe, like, I really like, what, what do you wanna say? - I wouldn't marry her 'cause she takes up the same room as I do. I don't want another me. - You wanna marry yourself? - No, I don't, I said no. - Oh, you said you won't marry her. - I won't marry her. - Ooh. - I don't wanna marry myself. - I don't wanna marry any iteration of you. - No. - Maybe I should put her lower than if you think that she's a girly pop. - I'm gonna say F, awful, awful, awful, awful. - Thanks, girly pop. (laughing) I really appreciate that. - I will give this though. I think Mars had the best style. I think she had the best clothes, in my opinion. - I'd have to look up her civilian clothes. Sailor, Moon, civilian clothes. - Like she had, I can distinctly remember, like, some overalls that she's like, they were like pink overalls. - Oh, I see the picture, yeah. It's like, just hear the, hold on, I'll link 'em. - Yeah, she was always, she's, I think she always had the best outfits. - Did she really? - Just the overalls. You don't like it. - No, no, no, I'm looking at the outfits. They're so, I forgot how nineties these outfits are. - There, I, did you know that like Sailor Moon never was supposed to have that pink hue? In fact, actually only the American viewers, the Western viewers got that version because it's actually from damage. Like the cells, the cells were damaged, which kind of gave it that like dreamy pink look. But in Japan, they never saw it that way. And so like iconic coloring is like-- - The iconic, like lo-fi aesthetic, whatever that is, like the-- - It's completely accidental, yeah. - No way. - And so when like in Japan, they were like, we're correcting it, like in the West, people were like, no, no, no, this is, this is the style. This is what we love, like it's so dreamy, but it's completely just from it being damaged. - I actually think my favorite civilian style, I'm looking at a few of them was Mercury, but I think it's 'cause I loved, 'cause she always wore like either really mini skirts or really long skirts. Like I'm looking at some of her stuff now. But I think they all looked, I think sometimes they all had just the nice outfit. They all, like it was all really nice. - I think it was the, this manga artist though, who was like super inspired by like actual like, real fashion brands and stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So yeah, it makes sense. - Oh, look at Sailor Jupiter, she's so pretty, everyone's so pretty. - One side all. - Yeah, thank you, everybody for listening to this extremely casual tier list that is gonna piss off everyone, I'm excited. - It's like girls A or S, boys, C, D. - We didn't want anyone under F, I feel. - I, I think, did I not have like a few dream husbandos? - I think we did. - Yeah, we were fair, maybe. - We were fair. Patrons, we love you. - Thank you Patrons, your name. - Find your name. - So run the speed. - Your names are right here. What could be the word of this week? - I know, the word, hmm, bird is the word. (humming) - Is waifu too basic? - I think it's too basic. (humming) - Maybe dream, because like dream, why dream husband? (humming) - We can never think of this. - I know, I know. We need a list so that we can just take one out every week. - I know. - I guess instead, I would, maybe instead of having a secret word, no, I want a secret word. - No. - What are we kind of, make it so like, like a, how about like secret? Just the secret word. - Oh, I like the word. The secret word is secret. - So try to use the word secret and please let us know what you agree with what you disagree with. As two girls with very little spare time, should I watch? - Freerin. - Yes. - Freerin. (laughing) - Yes, I've already answered the question for you. - Should I watch Freerin? Is there anything else? Do you agree with how I remember 02 without, you know, please don't get it, I'm, we talked about this before, I'm so scared that this hits like not our target audience. And it's just people gonna be like, ♪ I can't believe you did a casual tier list, how dare you ♪ - No, I think honestly, I think we were so, I think we need to be more strict or rather like, not right, I know you said in casual tier list, but like I think we need to be more like opinionated because I feel like we were like, the girl is nice, hey. The girl is nice, hey. - Oh, that's how I feel. The girl is how, that is how I feel. (laughing) - That is how I feel, okay? I am who I am on the inside. - Okay, next time. - And on the inside, I'm a simp for women. - It's true. - I think next time we can have like more like, the finding like how often do they blah, blah, blah, blah, but also we also, it was like, oh, I haven't watched the show in 10 years, I haven't watched the show at all. I've watched two episodes of this show. - You know what this episode did do for me? It may be, start understanding that maybe my relationship with Zentrea is a little one-sided. My love relationship, not my work relationship. She's an amazing friend and co-worker, but maybe, maybe just maybe we're not actually wives. - Oh, I think that's something you need to take up with her. Like that is, oh my gosh, I just got jump scared by the premiere sound from them. - Oh, oh my gosh. But anyway, find out next time on the next episode. If we, Zent and I are still together. And if I've tried her tail, bye. Bye, bye, thanks for watching. - Thanks for watching, bye bye. - Bye bye. - Bye.