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As massacres moats are it was actually put up on YouTube 16 years ago and 2.9 million views people I guess have had the pleasure of hearing this. If you've never heard this before here we go and we'll just have a quick verbal wrap up after this song so we're nearly at the end of the show. [music] That's enough. That's enough. I can't take any more. And not even I could fix that. No, I do not even Paul could fix the audio problems on that track. No, that's how much of a challenge it is. They didn't have audio auto-tuned back then. No, just think of a singer in the nowadays. But she'd have been brilliant with all her tune. She'd have been absolutely brilliant, wouldn't she? She would have. Look up Mrs Miller of 1960s and she was not quite as bad, but almost as bad. She did a rendition of Yellow Submarine. That is awful. Is it? Well, as I say, it gives you more than two things, so listen to it. If you've got unwelcome guests, put it on your, you know, it's just fantastic and they'll leave immediately. Great idea. Yeah, Mrs Miller. I need to get the whole discography. No, I think what we're doing here is we're actually, take this section of the show as like a prequel to Eric's upcoming The Worst Songs Ever Made show, which we're going to have to get you to do. Eric, it's just, it's no good. All right, so I've got, look, I don't know how much of this, I've never heard this before. It's only two minutes and 16 seconds, but we might all be dead by the time we get to the end of it. So I've got my finger on the pause button. We had about 25 seconds of the previous wonderful gal. Let's see what Yellow Submarine is. This is by Mrs Miller. You ready? Here we go. Right, okay. So, and the people in the radio red chat room are dropping like flies. Yeah, I know. Everybody's left. The show shut down. This wasn't a good idea, Eric. This was really bad. But hey, play with your own rings, Eric. Play with your own. Yeah, that's right. But what have you do? Do not listen to William Shatner. Because you know, William Shatner actually opened a lady's underwear department, and it wasn't very good. Shatner makers, you call it. Oh, Eric, I really would love to introduce you as a standard comic. I'd like to just be the oily guy. I'd like to be the oily guy with the flashy suit and the slimy mustache. He's come a long way to be with you here tonight. He's come all the way from wonderful. Fuck them all. He's a good man. He tells a good joke, a good guy. Here he is. It's the one, the only. It's Eric Vodesik's. Oh, Marvellous. This has been such a smart show. I know. I know. Madness and stupidity is momentary, but a hairs breadth away from these conversations all the time. So I think everybody can have their pet awful record, and you could try and promote it. So you could put, you know, people can vote on how well you've promoted the awful record. And William Shatter is pretty close. He sings the right notes, but not necessarily the right order. Tiny Tim. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tiny Tim was pretty bad, wasn't he? Yeah, I'm not going to play. I'm not going to play any more tonight because I'm not. Because now my nervous system's right at full capacity now, and I want to still be coherent by tomorrow morning. So, chaps, this has been a marvellous roused about of the show. It's gone all over the place. And Eric, I'm glad you've got through it without cricking your neck too bad, and I'm sure we'll get you started over it. But you sound, it's all these little technical things are fantastic and great. And anybody got any final few comments before I pull the plug on this week's show? Thank you for being with us. Fantastic. Thank you for being with us, Paul. Patrick, any comments? Yeah, thank you for being with us. And if you want to catch the show that I did when just after the news that Trump had been had that assassination attempt, I did one with BB-9 on RBN Saturday, and I'll have it up on radiowindmiller.com. Cool. Brilliant. And Eric, when's your next gig? And where do we go? There will be this Sunday, and it's with John Heimer, and Robbie Trauser, leg up. And out in the shirt, we're going to be talking about Freemasons. Oh, wow, fantastic. I'll be practicing my secret handshakes then. That'll be really, really silly. Yeah, it's a practice where it's at the Fockham Lodge. So you won't come into the Fockham Lodge. Dop-dop-dip-dip-dip. And of course, anybody's invited for the roundtable chat after he's done his presentation for an hour. So that's fantastic. Well, that's really good. Well, look, I might be in touch with you before then as well to try and get it fixed up so we can get it more permanently launched into the radio soapbox schedules on Sunday evenings at eight o'clock. So that would be good. So now you've got the mic. Yeah, these are all these little things. There's not much more to go, and then that's it. You're off. And I'm just really looking forward to the Horrible Song Show or whatever it's going to be called. But I don't think you'll be able to do it weekly. I don't think that that would be for lack of material. I just think you'd probably lose your mind. I mean, maybe it should be just sort of once a year. Annual Christmas special, the most awful din you ever heard in your life. So wonderful. OK, everyone for being here has been a hoot. We've had a run-around and UK Steve for calling in. Thanks very much for that. And for letting me know that hair ills is melting down to everybody in the rumble chat. Brilliant, fantastic. Really enjoyed it tonight. I will, of course, we will, of course. I don't know quite who the royal we are going to be next week, but it might be the sort of crew of reprobates. I hope it is because it's gelling really well around here. We'll be back same time next week at eight p.m. UK time through to 11 here on rumble, but through to 10 on WBN 324. So I have a cracking week. Something's going on, it always is. Watch out for the madness and don't go and listen to Florence Jenkins if you want to have a nice time. I think that's really it, isn't it? OK. Cool. All right, brilliant. Thanks, Paul. I've got to know which buttons to turn off, but I'm going to turn them off. So we're going to disengage from rumble, and then we'll disengage from soapbox in that order. So brilliant. Thanks, everyone. As I said, go good. And we'll see you in one week's time. Bye for now. Excellent. This has been Paul English Live on Global Voice Radio Network. For more information on Paul English Live, go to PaulEnglishLive.com. You can look for the rumble channel, Paul English Live on rumble. 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