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This one is gone. Top lip not mine. It's... That's a piece. Ears are mine. Ears are yours. And everything else is, is you know, those who... He knew must not be names. Yeah. Wow, you look hot. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, your wand is thick. No. Yeah, my wand is thick. Oh. But you know that our wands are made with the same material and we're the only two wands that are made with that material. I forget the specific. I think it's the feather of the same bird or something. It might be something different than that. But we're the only two that have that. That's cute. Yeah. And you can't exist without me. You can't exist without all the contacts that you live in and what came before you. In the coconut tree. Without the coconut tree. Exactly. Without the coconut tree, which might be what our wands are made out of, we would not be here. Hey, men, brother. That. Wow, I'm addicted to looking at you. Really? I know. It's different than the count. And a good or bad way, creepy wise. It's just different. Yeah. Like, you just got a hinged match. You're kidding. Oh my gosh. Who's it? Who's it going to be? It's going to be someone that looks like me in this makeup. Let's see. Oh, I'm so excited. They're probably so hot. It was Marco Polo. So Marco is having some sort of rash. Me and him both rash and in the chest region that's exposed in the first image. So let's put him away for now. Oh my gosh. Well, you're not you. I'm sorry. Your laugh is like your your lip is curling in. You need a lip lip. Ew. That last one. Welcome back to Burke and Connor make a podcast. We're so excited to have you back. We broke like we're kind of just we were feeling the magic. Yeah, I got the magic in me. Every time we touch our tips, okay, it turns into gold. Everybody knows I've got magic. That's a Disney Channel original song. No, it's not. It isn't. So not. It's actually not, but I completely respect and understand where you're coming from. And that's giving the same energy as Trisha Paytas saying Darren Chris is the original artist of Teenage Dream, which he is. So it's the same kind of thing. So yes, it's a Disney Channel original piece. And you know who we have to thank for that. Allie and AJ or twitches. Do you know what I'm thinking? Do you believe in magic? I am. Yeah, and that's a Disney Channel original. It's not a Disney Channel. Who sings that? Is it Allie and AJ? What sing it again? Do you believe in magic? Hey, it's a Disney original either. No, I'm saying that's not a Disney original, but it's been repurposed. You look nothing like Connor. I've got the magic at me. But you're also thinking of Pitch Perfect maybe. Because that was a TikTok sound for a while. A Ben Platt singing that pitch perfect. Talk about he who shall not be named. Why can't he be named? I don't know. His Ben Platt doesn't roll off the tongue. I feel like it's such a standard. It's not the Ben of it all. It's the Platt of it all. Platt. It sounds like I'm dropping something like a wet towel. Like Splatt. Splatt. Yeah. Ben's Flatt. Okay. Ben's Flatt seems like no one's talking about Ben's Flatt. It does. I feel like no one's talking about how Platt is just Splatt without an S. Sometimes it feels that way. Yeah. Oh my gosh, words. Well, welcome back, you guys. If you're not watching on video, I feel sorry for you. Truly. I don't know what you're doing. I would switch over if possible. I would switch over immediately if not sooner. Yeah. It would be crazy and kind of a damn shame. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. That's already taking hairs out of his mouth. That's on me. That's on me. It's not hair. I think it's something else entirely wet. Like what? It's a Ben's Flatt on my upper lip. Okay. Ben's Splatt all over my upper lip. I wonder how probably CGI. What? Because like the Voldemort, like in the movies, he just has holes. I don't have holes, but there's you can tell like there's a nose at your core. On my face. Yeah. Like you look exactly like Voldemort, but like I know that I know that you are a person with a nose playing Voldemort in the movie. That looks like a monster. So I guess it's CGI. I so badly need to soft you right now and do something that I've been wanting to do since I put on my cloak. Okay. I think I kind of have to move the table. Okay. Is it a movement? That's it. I had to I had what were you saying about this is not important at all after that. Yeah. Thank you. What did that look good? Like I'm very hot. I got meganese. Meganese. Meganese. Meganese. I can't enunciate any further than that. Oh my God. I'm having a stroke. My heartbeat is a little bit delayed. What is it? It's very clear like the other costumes that you've worn. Like what specifically is ailing you? You know, what is it specifically that's uncomfortable for you right now? That thing's uncomfortable at all. Okay. Obviously we would all love to have nostrils to breathe out of. Yeah. But sometimes you can't breathe out of your nose at all. No, and I'm not I'm not a mouth breather. Really? That's one thing about me. I do not breathe out of my mouth ever. I fear I might be a mouth breather. Really? Uh huh. I get ads every single day. Like every other ad on my TikTok is from mouth tape. Do you get those? Yeah, I would sound like I don't get I would suffocate. It just see. I think it's hard. I don't trust people who can breathe out of their nose well. I like pride myself on breathing out of my nose. It's like God, you don't have any type of deviation in the septum. Not yet. And you know, I had mine fixed too. Yes. What is a deviated. I think it's just like the septum is, you know, the septum piercing the bridge between your nose and the middle. It's when that's like tilted. So it's hard to breathe. I'm going to ask it. We're all thinking. But I don't think I had one until after I got my nose done. I think I was gifted one postpartum. Okay. Yeah, which was sweet. Yeah. I have a question. It's okay. I'm melting. Why two? Two nostrils? Yeah. Why not just one big hole? No, it's a good question. Sorry. That could be said of anything. Why not one eye? Why not? Why not? That's just how the cookie was crumbled. Two nostrils seems like overkill to me. I don't see any difference between two nostrils and two eyes. Well, because you're right, I guess. Well, two eyes is like you need to see if there's a predator coming over here, over here. Sure. Then in that case, we should also have eyes in the back of our head. Well, beggars can be choosers. Yeah. This isn't Sims, you know? You can't build your, you can't put your eyes, you can't willy-nilly put your eyes all over the place. Yeah. But your nostrils, I beg to differ. Why 10 fingers? That one, I don't know. Right. It's just, it's just what we were given. So true. I just don't get what? Like if my middle of my nose one day just like collapse, like why is that the end of the world just open it up? It's not people. No, people have one, one nostril from Too Much Coke came. Yeah. But why, you just, that's a deviated septum though. I've heard of those. That's a, that's a disappearing septum. You said something's gone? What is a septum? I just said the middle part of your nose. Yeah. I just say, I've seen on TikTok a woman with just a whole, just a whole. Yeah. I think that like, it'd be like the Berlin Wall, like someone in my right nostril was like, push it over, break down the middle barrier. We want to go to the left nostril. We want to live over there. Grass is always green and right nostril. Maybe that's, never mind, this is disgusting. I don't know what else to say. Oh, imagine the boogers. I was imagining like the mucin X creatures. Pushing me in your nose. Yeah. Well, that's why there's the wall. They built the wall in my nose and in your nose as well. Yeah. We're nothing. We're nothing except at our core, doctors with forders. What? 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There's just a, there's a, and there's like a waterfall that's connected to a river and it's just clear blue, you know, like, and there's some critters and I'm going to see some critters and I can swim and like, or like I'll be in, in Italy, an Italian type landscape. And then the water is just gorgeous and it's lapping up against stone, which I love. Wow. And I never actually go swimming because something bad does end up happening. Some, it's, it's about the journey, not the destination. I do want to say like I'm creating these gorgeous landscapes and swimming holes in my mind. And that's good. Kiss your brain. Yeah. I don't like that. I never actually make it swimming. You know that I'm having modern nightmares too, where I, the trip is ending and I'm like, Oh my God, all I did was like take, take talks and pictures all the time. You need, that's a perfect opportunity. If you're having like dreams of swimming holes to hack the mainframe and lucid dream, you really should start reminding yourself right now. Get in the water. Yeah. Start reminding yourself right now, start talking about it, start counting your fingers. You're going to lucid dream tonight. You're going to lucid dream tonight. You're going to lucid dream tonight and then you'll be able to swim. It's if you control your own destiny. I can go swimming. IRL though, as well. It's not as fun. It's not. No, because it's not these perfect. I will never forget the one lucid dream I had. And I was like probably five years old. Lucid dream is in your controlling your dream as you're sleeping. You're fully in control. And I was flying through a jungle gym. Wow. It was incredible. And you were like, actually, I'm going to go this way. I could literally go anywhere I wanted. It was like a chucky cheese kind of thing too. That's cool. Yeah. That's really fun. Yeah. That's similar to my. Awesome. It's similar to my watering hole, dream. No, it is. Yeah. And I've never and I've tried. I think I really think that was probably 25 years ago. No, that doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. 20 years ago. No, 25 years ago, Connor, I can say that. That's foul that I can say 25 years ago and be talking about it somebody with a conscious, a conscious, a conscious, a consciousness, a consciousness. But yeah. And I have tried. I think about lucid dreaming multiple times a day to try to get back to that space. And I can't. And I've never been able to. I've read something that you if you like want to dream about a person, I didn't look this up. It came across my desk. You can just say their name like eight or nine times before you go to start using that instead of for you page came across my desk came across my desk. Yeah. Well, if you look at their picture and say their name like eight times, then they will appear in your dreams. I'll try tonight. I'll refer back. What's the theory on the Harry Potter, Brooke is Harry Potter, Brooke. Oh, what's the theory on that if someone. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Like, if someone dreams of you, if you're a dream of someone, then do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's something behind that. If you dream of someone, then they're thinking. What is it? Yeah. If you dream of someone, they're thinking of you. Yeah. I'm there's like literally someone who's like narcissist. Yeah. They must be thinking of me. Yeah. Because there's no way that Matthew Goebler sitting there thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking. You keep saying that. I don't think that's totally out of the realm of reality. Well, I've had dreams about so many people that would just never in a million years time, I exist. So just it debunks that theory. This podcast reaches as far as the I can see it. No. Second of all, before the podcast, the podcast was and is and will always be. The podcast existed before it existed, Alice Roaden, just podcast. Alice Road. I like chode. I love mode. Do you see my nails? Yeah, they're gorgeous and they're almond shaped. They're not too bad. You don't have one big nostril to pick up. Just you have two. Connor, these are too much. Yeah, that's a large. They're not mine. They're not my biological nails. They're acrylics. They're not. Lady Efron has acrylics. It kind of, they're called gel X. What had happened was I had bitten my nails down to the stubs. Yeah. And so I went to get them fixed and she was like, we need to make them longer. And I was like, it's fine. And she's like, it's not fine. It's literally it's not fine. I'm just going to make them longer for $30 more. It's not a thing. And I was like, okay. And so she made them really long. And I was like, can you cut them a little bit? And she was like, this is fine. And so now here I am. And it's unpleasant to, you're just not used to it to put in your nose or ear or anywhere. Yeah, I'm not used to it. And I don't think I will be. Oof. Yeah. Unless you find type though. It's not, I can't do it. Type? Yeah. You have to figure out how to like type with just the pads of your fingers. Lord. With it with no nail. Yeah. Sheesh. Yeah, which is really hard. That's, yeah, that's hard. Yeah. Remember my butterfly toes? Yeah, I missed them. I do too. Oh, you know what I was going to say about the jungle jam and Chuck E. Cheese? Did you guys ever hear about? I will for everything about the fact that like there's some like rumor that it may have been in Texas. I don't know what like everyone obviously always said the ball pit was dirty. Right. The ball pit at those. I do believe them there. Like for what reason is it dirty? Think about a bathtub. It's not wet. It's not wet though. Well, like germs can stick to dry things too. And I'd like don't like it, you know, think about the balls, the population that's entering the ball pit. So wrong with the ball pit. The ball pit is my dream. It's just like there are so many sticky children who have been picking their nose and adults to maybe that have been picking their nose and licking their fingers and I'm sure they're licking the balls and dirt all over themselves. And there's hundreds of them in the ball pit per day. Well, I've got this itch that can't be scratched. You want my wand? Yeah. Thank you. Oh, that actually is helping. Yeah, I bet you keep it. Keep it. Keep it. No, there was a rumor in Texas. I don't know if it was everywhere that like there was a snake in the ball pit. What did you say the ball pick? And a ball in the ball pit. Was there one ball pit in Texas? It was like at McDonald's or Burger King or something. Yeah, okay. But there was a ball pit. That is the one. And a snake was in it and like laid eggs in someone's brain somehow. And like, I don't really understand. That seems like maybe a what an old, an old wives tale. Yeah, it totally is now that I said it out loud because like my parents definitely just didn't want me to go in the ball pit. Oh, your parents were telling you that? Everyone's parents are telling them that it was like very akin to there's razor blades and everyone says you feel like you're going to fear monger your kids like that. Yep. I fear monger other people's kids. That's different. Are you going to fear monger your kids? Like you shouldn't bug me while I'm staying on the couch watching the bachelor at because something bad is going to happen so bad. I haven't decided what it is yet though, you know. Yeah. What did you say? What was your question? I said, are you going to fear monger your kids? Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah. I just don't know how yet. Okay. I don't think I'm going to. You're just going to be totally brilliant. I think so. Lying, it's okay to. But sometimes like there is honesty and fear mongering. Consequences are real. I just don't think I'm going to tell them. Like, for example, my dad always told me that Mrs. McGillicuddy was going to come get me. Right. Who horrible woman. Yeah. By the way, it would take me away. I don't think I'm going to tell my kids that Mrs. McGillicuddy's coming. Okay. But I might tell them the natural consequences of their actions. Right. The pig lion doesn't exist. Right. It's a fun story. I'm not doing like, oh, this person is going to come get you and take you in the middle of the night if you're bad. I don't know. Things work. But I will maybe do. Look how you turned out. What? Look how you turned out. Exactly. That's why I'm not doing it. When did you realize Mrs. McGillicuddy was not way too late? Way too late. I think that's definitely be like, wait, hold up. This is Mrs. McGillicuddy is like not coming. Well, I think I actually realized Mrs. McGillicuddy around this when I learned Santa wasn't real because they were the same to me. They were the same type of. Yeah, Santa doesn't. Santa doesn't. Santa should scare people. I've always. He's breaking in your house and stuff. Yep. He's coming into your house at night. He is. He's dropping stuff off, but like, you can't really do that anymore. TSA tells you all the time, like, if you see it on a company package and it's not yours, like, see something, say something. I don't know if there's TSA on the reindeer. He's in the sky. It's federal aviation laws. He really should be being watched, I would say. When you go on a private plane, is there any type of TSA? So then I don't, then Santa has a private sled, I would assume. Well, you still have to abide by federal aviation laws like you're in, in your in-air space. Right, but that has nothing to do with his packages. It's true. It's exactly right. You can break whatever you want into the sky. Yeah, if you're Santa or on a private plane. There are two exceptions to federal aviation laws. I don't think packages have anything to do with federal aviation laws. You're right. Well, then what are they, who's regulating them? TSA. Yes. What is TSA saying for it? Do not tell me I know. Something. Safety. No. Administration. Yes, not safety, though. Security. Security. Security administration. Task force. I don't know. Totally security. Administrative. Timely. Totally transportation security administration. Okay. Well, yeah, that would include packages, I would say. Okay. Yes. Okay, I have so much to cover. Let's get into it. I'd like to. Maybe we could, maybe we could do some pop culture to start this time because we never do that. I agree. Hey guys, want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode? Better help. Um, we always talk about comparing ourselves to others. 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Trump got shot in the gay ear and get, he got a phone call from Biden too. Never in all, oh my days. That is not how you bandage a shot through ear. That's not how you manage really anything. I don't know how to bandage a shot through ear, but he looks like a roasted ham, uh, his profile, like a sweaty roasted ham. Yeah, it's not a good, it's not a good, uh, profile image of, of him. And I'm not sure if there, there would be a way to get one right now. Yeah. Yeah. I do want to say one thing. Say it. Um, the woman who tweeted me and said, you actually are being ableist to Biden because he has a stutter tweeted also, I wish they would have shot Trump in the head. So like, okay. That feels. People draw their own lines. People draw their own lines. Hey, do not think fun. Also, they should have shot him in the head. Okay. I get it. Totally girl. Yeah. Yes. Yay. Um, now that was a really interesting situation. Totally. Well said. Someone did die. Yes. Obviously. Very serious. Yeah. Gun violence is not ever okay. Should be addressed. It below is my mind. Speaking of drawing lines, how people are like, Trump has been blessed. He obviously has a guardian angel and they're forgetting that the bullet like went through him and like into someone else. Yeah. So it's like, hello, keep watching. The video is not over yet, you know, right? Well, yeah, that's very true, Connor. Yes. We have to move on because there's nothing that can be said that hasn't already been said. And I don't think we're the people to continue. I also have mold in my apartment. So it could be. I sent Izzy to gross his picture of my life last night. I'm not even going to talk about it. Was it old? It was not. It was something worse. It was a fludge. Nope. It was something. Just tell us what it was. It was a third. It was a new character unlocked like in my apartment. Who? Text. I landlord at 1145 and say, this is unacceptable. Unacceptable. Did she come get the new character? No, she's out of town. So is the new character still unlocked in your home? No, I took care of it, but Jesus Christ. Well, give us three characters to describe it. There's three adjectives to describe the new character. Oh, she gushy mushy. I'm not going to talk about it any further, okay? There's a reason I text it only if you're not you. Why? Because I would tell someone? No, because it's like, I just don't want you to know about this. It's disgusting. And out of my control, by the way, it has nothing to do. I don't know. For whatever reason, I was like, I have to tell Izzy about this because I want to talk about it on the podcast, but I don't want to give it. Well, you're not talking about it. Broke, I can't tell you. I cannot tell you. I could throw up and cry right now. Okay, well, speaking of mold, I did something stupid, okay, which will come as a surprise to no one. And hang on before even because I know that this has nothing to do with mold, even though you said speaking of. It's not far off. Someone tweeted the other day. I was like, your your cape is connected to your platform wedge. Okay, well, I'm glad you got it. Someone's reading was like, we should say mold every time. That's so mold every time someone somebody someone tweeted this. Someone tweeted this. This is a tweet. We should say that where did you where did you read this? You know what? Can I just read it verbatim from because I liked it and I'm just going to read it and not mess it up. It's a tweet. It's a tweet. Twitter has been on fire. I'm back. I'm back into it. It's been so funny. Okay, someone tweeted saying that's moldy when you like something and going spores when something cool happens and someone was fine and said mold literally destroys lives, but okay. Fuck everyone. Everyone is so fucking annoying. Everyone's got something to say. No, you literally you cannot win. You cannot win. Yeah, mold literally destroys lives, but okay. Okay. I can hear them. Yeah, but okay. Okay, but go off. But go off. Go offline. Go off. Bestie. Yes. Bestie pop up. Everyone's get that's gonna. I'm not giving you any trouble for that one. Self restraint. Okay. What we're going to say speaking of mold. Speaking of mold. This is more along the line. What I learned in boating school today is what I learned in boating school today is this is more along the lines of harmful fumes in the home. Yes. You know, I have been wanting to stay in my dresser. Yes. So I how was that going? By the way, guys, if if I'm going to die, don't tell me because I'd rather not know and I'd rather just happen naturally and and be surprised. Right. I don't want to anticipate it. No. I stayed. I did stain it. Good. I stained it myself. Yes. And in my room. In my room. You open windows. Yeah. Fans and stuff. Cool. You're fine. I had I had a window open. Okay. That's good. I go to sleep that night in the. Oh, you went to sleep in the space with the dresser. I started to and then I was like, I feel bad. Yeah. I feel really, really bad. Like off off kilter and then I was like, Oh, I want what what could it be? It must be my can. I'm a little bit high. And I think it was also the can that was preventing me from putting the pieces together because it obviously reeked like it wasn't like subtle. It wasn't subtle. It wasn't flying under the right. It's like literally like you could see the fumes. Yeah. Like. So after about like three hours of laying in my bed, like scrolling through TikTok, high off my can and the fumes. I said, wait a minute. I'm going to I'm going to sleep in the couch tonight. So I'm down the couch. I'm still off kilter and that was three nights ago and I've been sleeping on the couch since. Oh, man. That is not so I don't know what's going to happen. It's anyone's guest. Don't tell me. No, I think if you're fine now, you're fine. I feel good. But I think that it's possible that I killed a lot of brain cells. Yes. Which like that's tough knowing how many I already had left. You did all night. Oh, I guess it's kind of the same as doing poppers. You crazy bitch. Oh my god. I was it was literally like a constant popper, a constant popper inhalation. It's like I didn't take a break from from in my poppers. Yeah, he popped all night. Yeah. Wow. That's what it's like. That's really bad when you put it that when you put it through the poppers lens. That's really bad. But my dresser looks ugly too. After all that, it's like black sludge. It's like the black sludge dresser. Yeah, because I was thinking, okay, stain is paint. So I'm doing 18 coats. Oh, it's black. And then I use some sort of like shiny thing at the end that makes it have that sludge effect. But I ordered pretty knobs. Good. So I think that'll tie the sludge piece. Hardware can change the vibe. Hardware will change the sludge. Any sort of sludge. Yeah. We've always said that. Mm hmm. This episode of Brook and Connor Makeupodcast is supported by State Farm. 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My understanding is that this woman took such a unique approach that it's probably not the national anthem that has copyright is a different, is a different version. That's not copyrighted quite yet. But I saw that she's escorting herself to a rehabilitation center. So right here, when I'm listening, I'm like, oh, oh, wait, I want to hear that. That part is fine. Yes. No way. Everyone seems to be keeping it together more than they did at Fergie. Fergie is pretty a lot of her fergus she would do it. Right. This almost isn't even like, he's laughing. Yeah. There's no way. Now, I'm not really familiar with this woman. Are there other circumstances in which she's been able to say? She's very talented. Really? Nominated for four Grammys. Are people booing? Are they? I might have to. You would? I don't know what I would have done, but I'm not particularly patriotic or anything, but this does feel like, and I don't like to use this word, disgraceful. It's a big word. This disgraceful. Yeah. Never in my life did I think Rick was going to say that it's really, someone's rendition of the national anthem is disgraceful to our nation. Literally, I feel like a disgrace. I feel, I feel for her. I do. Well, she said the only thing she could have said, which was, I was completely blacked out, and I'm taking care of it. Thank you. She's a country artist. Yeah. That felt like, well, I could definitely hear a bit of a country twang there. That felt like watching someone that's like so visibly wounded, crawling across the finish line. She finished the song. If I messed up one time, do you think she knew while it was happening, what was happening? She kind of like was feeling herself. I think she might have been like so drunk that she thought she was good. She was like this. I don't know if she was even drunk. Oh, I think your team stops you. Your team stops you from going out there. I think she might just be a bad singer. She could hit the vibrato. She was hitting that vibrato, but every other note, unfortunately, was a bin splat. Yeah, I agree. She did have just like a bad voice too. Yeah. But I'm not familiar with any of her other stuff. Never have I. Surely she has to have somewhat of a good voice to have gotten. What would you say, for Grammy nomination? For Grammy nomination. So I would personally be like, I'm so sorry, can I restart? But my friend Logan Crosby, just saying at the Dodgers game, the national anthem, and he said, you get 90 seconds. No more, no less. And if you mess up, if you go over or under, I do not know what happens. Mrs. McGillicuddy comes, drags you off by your toenails. And that's the last thing you want. That is the last thing you want. It's the last thing that anybody would want. But bless her heart. I do. She gets better soon. Yeah. I think she seems like she's on the right path. Yeah. But damn, you don't want to you do not want crowd, you don't want to two crowds, one crowd, you don't want to mess up in front of the baseball crowd. I would not want to mess up. I think football, they could take it. Baseball is America's sport. Do not mess up the national anthem, girl. Yeah, they're gonna, they're all Mrs. McGillicuddy. No, I that I did feel like that was the disgrace to my country. And I don't really. Brooke, you could have done better than that. I agree. No, I genuinely agree. You could have too. Me? I think I would have sounded very similar. No, I think you would have sounded better even in your Voldemort. I can't be in the Rockets red glare. Start from a lower octave. You don't need to do that accent. And the Rockets red glare. Yeah, that's better. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. I'm not gonna get nominated for for it. But it's better than her. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I'm no Ben's flat, but I know my way around a mic. Question. That's a completely different topic if you're ready for it. Yeah. How do you feel about Glumpel? If I speak, I fear that I'll be attacked. Okay, here's the thing. He went to UT Austin. That's why I bring something up. I have a history of really not loving my alma mater. Okay. Wait, no, I love my school. I love the people I go there. My people that I'm supposed to look up to from having made it in an industry that I'm a part of. Yeah. I've historically probably out of jealousy, I assume, not liked. Now, Glumpel's smile reminds me of a termite. And that's my God-given right to have that view. And I can't shake it. Yeah. He's a very nice man. And he's talented. That photo? That sucks. That's just the one photo that people keep coming back to and I will always haunt him. Yeah. I mean, he must have signed a very, very, very, very, very major contract with a large production company because he's been in every movie that I've ever seen lately. Every movie that I've ever seen in my life, Glumpel has been in there. Yeah. And he's been the same age forever. And then I'm realizing now that like, oh, he's always been there. I look back on things that I liked before I knew who Glumpel was. And he was in it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Glumpel was. Glumpel is and Glumpel will always be. I completely agree with that. Talk about Schrodinger's cat. Glumpel is Schrodinger's cat. I know that if you put me in, I say now, like I'm not affected by the Glumpel's harm. I don't really get it. I think he seems like a nice guy. You know what? I know if you put me in a room with him, I would be completely transfixed. Soaked. No, I didn't say soaked. I mean, I was talking about me. Have you seen the picture of him in Tristan? He's massive all over Twitter. Yeah, he's massive. There's this picture of him like man spreading his legs out while talking to Tristan. And you can just tell Tristan is captivating him with conversation. He also like because I've talked to Jake about Glenn. Yeah. Glenn texts him back right away, and she's facing right away. He really does seem sweet. Just like such a genuinely good man. Yeah. See, I love that. It's such a good photo. He could protect a full-blown family of five underneath his quads. Like if it was raining, I'd be like, I'd get my chosen family and I would all crawl underneath his massive glutes. Yeah. And we would be dry. And that's your God, get them right. We would be dry. Yeah. From the rain. But you'd be soaked. We'd be soaked. From the quads. Yeah. The quads up. We are soaked. Yes. What are you? He's going back. He's going back to UT. Yes, he is. He's going to get his degree. Yeah. In something. What is he going to get his degree? I forget. But it's definitely something. I feel like- Is it like history? They've kind of given- Read that to us, Connor. Okay. Glenn Powell is going to go back to UT us and to finish his Spanish and early American history degree. There's no reason to do that at all. That's why I'm just like- But he's not even going in. He's zooming in for classes. That's the worst thing I could possibly imagine. But no, he's flying in for proctored exams. I'll do that for the proctored exams. But like you, I guess you really just have to respect it. I don't get it, but I respect it. Yeah. And that's what- Maybe it's- Or maybe more people should start trying that. I see you. I hear you. I don't understand, but I stand with people in power. Yes. And you're Spanish and early American history degree. Yeah. Journey. Yeah. I mean, the only reason he could be doing that is because there's only two reasons. A) Optics, B) genuinely wanting to learn. Because there's no- He's set. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's all good. I don't see him like going to be like a Spanish teacher. You know, I don't see that in the cards room unless I don't know him. That's a thing at the end of the day. Right. But- This is all speculation. This is GWS. Genuinely. Goes without saying. Goes without saying. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the more I learn about GP, the more I- LH. Love him. Yeah. It's kind of getting hard not to. I know. I will say brisket the dog is a little bit overkill. That's optics. But is it- Did he have a picture of him in his entire family, by the way? Yeah. They all look like that one picture. Yeah. Can we pull up Glen Powell and family? Someone goes, "Glen Powell." That's the one. Someone is like, "Glen Powell. Glen Powell is family." And someone tweeted back and said, "We can tell." But- I don't understand how his parents look like twins. Do you think it's because- Which ones are- This is actually my theory. I don't know if I've said this before. Oh. Who's the lady? Right. And that's- His mom, I would assume. Who's the lady next to him? His sister? That's not his mom, next to him. No. I feel like they all look- Do you think that parents look alike? Because you see their child, and it's like, "Oh, that's a blend of them." So you just kind of conflate the two and think like the parents look alike, even though what you're seeing is just the mixture of them and the child. No. I just had- I had a thick document come across my desk earlier. You had a thick one come across? A thick one came across my desk and I was reading through it. I skimmed, but I was reading through it as well deeply. And I saw that when you when you are in a relationship longer with someone, you actually start to develop. Physical traits? Physical traits. That look the same? There's no- How? What's the science behind that? There's a chance that I'm about to say because of DNA. There's no- It's not how it works. I think I made that up, but I feel like I didn't- What did the documents say? That they start developing the same DNA and I did not make that up. That's not at all the case. I did not make that up. That's like an insane thing for me to say because I didn't agree with it as I was saying it. It's just not- I know nothing about how DNA works, but I do know that's not how it works. There are strands and strands and strands, almost endless strands of DNA. That you're born with. Yep. And you and me. DNA is like a physical thing. Isn't that weird? You can like see it. You can pull it out and tie your shoe strings with it. It is a physical thing that you could see. I don't think you could tie your shoe strings with it. If it was more thick, you could- Why no more thick? Why no more thick DNA? The woke left is- What's the woke left doing? They're making DNA more and more dense. You can't tie your shoes strings with it any longer. Damn. Yep. That's a basketball. Thanks, Biden administration. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break. Thank you sponsor for today's episode, Skims. I just received the Skims soft lounge clothes when they say soft and they say lounge. They're they're not kidding. The softest cozy thing I've ever put on my body feels like butter. Connor, I feel like I could sleep for 16 days when I'm wearing the lounge. Really? It is so cozy. Everyone needs one. I cannot stress. I can't stress them up. Can I borrow that? I can't stress them up. I really can. Can I try them on? I don't want you to stretch them out with your buff muscles. What about my huge buttocks? That might stretch them out too. You never know, but I guess I could secretly buy a bear and then I can talk about my Skims soft lounge clothes. Logan always talks about them. She sleeps in them. Yeah, they're truly unbelievable. And you know, I can't see enough good things about a matching pajamaset. You love that. One of the first things I've ever said to you when I met you is- I love a matching pajamaset and Skims has got you covered there. There's something about a matching PJ set that makes you feel business professional and yet completely relaxed and cozy. Yeah. Put together and yet you don't need to be. Yeah. And Connor, good quality. Lady in the- What else can you ask for? Lady in the streets. What else can you ask for? Business professional in the sheets. I love it, man. Shop the Skims soft lounge collection at skims.com. Now available in sizes. X, X, S, before X. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you. Please, after you place your order, select podcast in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. I am like, it's sad because like I am scared to say anything, but there really is like so much- But what? There's so much good material about Trump and Biden, etc. Yeah. But I like have to abstain just because I'm too much of a post. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. It's okay to not say anything due to your safety. Obviously like it would be so nice to be able to freely speak about Trump getting shot in the air, but I'm too spooked. That's fine. About not only the woke left, how do you- Would you describe the right? The sleepy right. No, woke left and- The alt-right? Yeah, and the alt-right. We're just making up, we just make words up. We make words up to describe things. So I don't think- I can't give you my unfiltered- I unfiltered political takes no matter how much you guys have been dying for them. Everyone has an asking- All I can say is that Jack Schlossberg has my vote, and he's the ticket. Well, he also just got a promotion. He is the political correspondent for Vogue. I kind of, I was doing, when I was high off my popper fumes, was doing a deep dive on the Kennedys, but also on the Reagan assassination attempt in relation to the Jodi Foster soccer, which is so interesting. And it made me feel better about myself in a way, even though that's probably not the way I should be thinking. Like, yeah, I'm a little bit deranged when it comes to being obsessed with celebrities, but at least I'm not doing all that. Right. And that circles back to my favorite thing to say. Comparison is the thief of joy unless you compare yourself to someone that's worse than you. Yes. Then it is the giver of joy. Yes. Sometimes you need to compare yourself to the young man, to that young man. Yes, exactly correct. Now, I don't want to joke about a shooter, but he looks like a lot of other shooters. He did. He just looked like a shooter. That is just, that is just purely observational, and I can move directly forward from that. Let's do it. With almost no repercussions. Let's do this back. Maybe we can move right along. Let's just do it. I am itchy all over my body. I hope I'm not having a reaction on the live on the pod. Is there, is there pain on in other places of your body? I have complete pain to be for real for one second. No, there's no pain, except on my hands. And I guess I could have gone a little further because I'm showing. My ween-ess is showing. Don't be afraid to show your ween-ess. I miss that being the fucking funniest thing that, like, could ever be. Bring back? Said. Bring back ween-ess. I still think it's funny. Justice for ween-ess. Is ween-ess real? I think it was like a slang for epidermis. Or is it epidermis? No, epidermis is skin. That's what I'm saying. Ween-ess is like your elbow. Then what's epidermis? I think I'm meaning epidermis. Oh, geez, I thought I couldn't feel my elbow, but it was because I had my cloak over it. Ween-ess. Ween-ess is a slang term for the looser excess skin at the elbow joint. Yeah, I don't know. So, like, epidermis wasn't wrong. No, then what's epidermis? Is that a Greek god? Serena and ween-ess, Williams. Nice, good one. Bring back ween-ess. That was a serf. Okay, what is it? It is false. Wait, what the fuck is this? Epidermis is a medical condition that causes inflammation of the epidermis, a tube that connects the testicle to the vast deferns. Which I knew. It's usually caused by a bacterial infection, such as a urinary tract infection or an STI, like gonorrhea or chlamydia. Other causes include bacteria that lead to gastroenteritis, like E. coli, especially in older people. Those who have insertive anal sex. Questions? Do you know a little bit off topic, but on the topic of balls? Yeah. That you can get your balls twisted. Do I know? Together, I just learned that. Yes, I've done it on this podcast. We have footage- No, no, no, no, no. Oh. Much more, in a much more serious hospitalization level way. I have heard that. I have heard that. Don't get your balls in a knot. That's funny. That's a new one. We should say that. But you could literally lose your balls. Yeah, I know. Because it cuts off airflow or something. My understanding is it just happens appendicitis. Well, it can happen in organ twisting, because it is an organ, I think. The other organs get twisted? You can get your intestines can get twisted. Yeah. They can get twisted. There's no other way to put it. That's a medical term. I'm pretty sure they get twisted. But aren't you born with twisted intestines? You can. You can get twisted within the womb. Speaking of getting twisted inside the womb, I went to- Let me think. And let me think what you're about to say. Yes. What could that possibly be a lead up to? It's pretty much exactly correct. I don't- It's not even like a lead up. It has something to do with Jack Martin? Yes. You're kidding. Yes, it does. What? Yesterday, I went to an event that Jack Martin was at. And there was a DJ. She was bumping tunes. And she was pregnant as fuck. And she was very close to the speaker. And I'm not talking about a baby getting his organs twisted. That baby was playing twister. That baby was break dancing against its will. She was literally- My god, I would be so miserable. My mom was taking me to a rave. It was a classy party, but it was very much- There was tunes playing. But you don't know that- You don't know what kind of party you're at. If you're in the womb. All you know is the music playing. Yep. Jack Martin was there. That's nice. I waved at him. Because I knew no one there. Sure. I waved. And then I thought he was looking at me, so I was continuing to wave. And then he walked up to chase stokes. Oh, you were wondering if you would see chase again? I did. Just pleasantries. I said hello. He said hello. That's nice. Yeah. It was very nice. It was very nice. And then I randomly ran into my friend- My neighbor from growing up, her dad and his fiance were at a table at Nobu in Malibu. Were you at Nobu? Next door. Oh. Oh my god, my nose. You have to sneeze. No, I have to itch it. You need my nails? I don't think this is a job for this. They literally will go too far. What's the best time to buy a flight? Because I'll tell you when it's not. Two seconds. A day before. Yeah, the day before. I feel like an idiot dumbass. I'm leaving after this podcast to New York. There's why? That's so exciting. I'm so excited. For something that I can't. I can't take any part of the reason I'm going, which is so sad. I'm not someone that would be like, stay tuned. Is it like a good thing? No, I'm going to court. And is it something that we'll see? Yes. Like it will be a tangible thing. One is not. But we'll find out about it. But yes. If I can get clearance. Security clearance? Genuinely? Yes. I'm not kidding. I almost just threw up on camera. I heard. I think we all heard what's going on. I stuck my toothbrush too far down my throat this morning. And I haven't been okay since. You're having like, like, really bad, like something. Like acid reflux via gag reflex. Oof. That was nerve-wracking. Because I was, it's everyone. Yeah, imagine how I feel. I can't. I mean, I can't because I do that every episode. Yeah, that's true. Oh my god. You should see what's happening when you breathe out. It's creating pockets of, uh-uh. Look at the camera. You look like you have gills. I've got magic in me. How long will you be New York? Just until Monday. Fun. Yeah. I've got to go see, see two some things. Ooh, I'm excited to hear. Yeah, I think I'm going to take two Ben and drill. I think I need to get like a genuine prescription. Like, I need to stop like, fucking around and making myself tired enough to pass out. Why didn't you just take melatonin? Well, because melatonin gives me nightmares. I told you- Does it bother- Does it do nightmares bother you that much? Yeah, like, because they're so weird. I'd rather be asleep with a nightmare than not asleep. And panicking? And awake. Oh. No, I had a dream Usher was trying to kill me and then my family as well. And I think he killed my sister. I'm sorry to hear that. Usher killed my sister. He entered my home. Without me knowing, I could hear his footsteps. I knew it was Usher right away. Just by the sound of his feet. Yeah, why? Oh my God, that means he was thinking about me. Exactly. When he was killing my family, butchering them to pieces. Ooh. I'm sorry. Maybe, yeah, maybe if I was having those dreams, I wouldn't- They're brutal, Brooke. No, Connor, you've got to try the Lemmy sleep. Lemmy, everything. Except I do want to say, I've already warned everyone on this podcast. I think the Lemmy D-Bloat just means like you're going to fart for like a long time. So, definitely like take it when you're not- It's working. No, it does work, but like obviously what's in you is like a lot of gas. So, it like expels that in a way that feels good. Yes, but you can't do it. Like, Anna's- You- Don't go on a flight. Don't take the D-Bloat and then go on a six hour flight. Oh my God. You know, Bayek by Melissa? Yes. I saw her making a sandwich for her nephew for the flight, for his flight, Connor. Two halves of a bagel. I like where you're going with this. No, you're not going to one side egg salad, one side tuna salad, mush them together for the plane. I love those two things. I thought- I thought that was- Sit in a stir. Baked by Melissa. Count your fucking days, sister. That's jail time. That's jail time. Obviously, I needed to eat it, but not on the plane. She- You don't want eggs? I wonder, you have- Does she know, like, but that's going to get her more engagement? Yeah, I do, but for this specific instance, I want to act like she doesn't. It's earnest. I want to act like she doesn't think that, because I think- I need to say- No, I need to say jail. To Baked by Melissa. Oh, you said- I need to say Melissa. What's wrong with you? I almost think that if I was sitting next to someone who was eating a bagel, composed of not only egg salad, but tuna salad as well, I would almost be like props to you. Like, you literally sinned so far that it's like you're almost doing something right. Because you went so far- No, it doesn't. You went so far over the edge that you're coming back. I don't think that there's like a parabolic effect on the tuna and egg salad combo. There's just something about someone like not giving a shit at the level of eating tuna XX salad combo platter on a plane that I can almost respect. I don't know. I'd have to be in the situation. I'd have to be sitting on that plane to see how I'd really feel. Why would you want to combine eggs with fish though? That's when you lose me. Like, that's the big reason you lose me. They do that in sushi all the time. Eggs? Like those little eggs that are outside of the rolls. Caviar? Yeah, the row. Fish eggs. Yeah, fish eggs and the fit. Oh, yeah. Chicken and chicken of the sea. No, but then they have those. Well, I guess they don't mix it with the fish because they have that egg sushi that you can eat with fish. You don't mix eggs with fish. But you don't eat them the same bite. I'm not even one of those people. Yes, you do. I guess you don't. You don't. I'm just thinking like I would eat a bagel that's one half egg salad and one half box, but like one of my left and the other cookie monster. Yeah, I'd go up and go. Oh, I got like a conference. You know, I'd be like, oh, I don't think a lot. But yeah, I don't know about the same bite, but I do think I'd like it. No, that's okay to like it. There's just like a reason why you can't think of an instance when you would mix eggs with fish. Yeah. And that's okay if someone comments and is like, yes, uh, yeah, we do. I've got it. Yeah, we do in Indiana. We eat that all the time. I'm like, that's great. It's so great. But I'm not even saying it's bad. I'm just saying like you could go to hell, you know. Niswa salad. What? Niswa salad. Brooke, let me, uh, what? That's like a French salad that has hard boiled egg in tuna. That's. And it's very, it's very popular, like in America too. Hasn't come across my desk. It's come across my desk many times. Inifla. And it's not me being like weird. What kind of fish is that? Tuna. Okay. Well, that looks good. It is good. And it, yeah. And it makes sense when you look at it and you can you take a step back and crunch the numbers. It's working more since we're here. So really, what is the difference between Niswa salad and a bagel with tuna and eggs? Like presentation, I guess. Which is so important in food. But coming from the king of slaw. I know. I don't, it's different. Like if I got the bowl of slaw that I make myself at my house from a restaurant, I'd be like, you have to take this back. This is disgusting. But now when I know what's in my slaw, I'm like, that's great. This is delicious. Yeah. Give me about 14 more. Yeah. This is spectacular. I love that sound. Me too. Spectacular game. Wait, you know that sound that I really love? That I actually want to learn this line by line. What is it? Let me get it. Let me, I have to go to my desk. Okay. Yeah. Go figure out where it. Let me go to my desk for a second. For those documents, those documents. What's my name? What's my name? It's that person. Who is saying that his stepmother, they're, I'm not sure of their parents. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I'll look at what I sent to you. We moved to Long Island. My dad owns a butcher shop. Yeah, that person. Mother, she's in jail. This, this. My father gets a job at the Palm restaurant. My uncle, Junior, works there. Who is a Jehovah's Witness. Believe it or not, he worked from Catholic to Jehovah. So basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah. You know, meanwhile, we're from Harlem with my father's doing coke. You know, my mother thinks she's Anne Margaret. She's teasing the hair with a bottle of vodka. You know, so dysfunctional, cross addicted family, still cooking pasta on Sundays. And it's like any caption makes me laugh. Me in the back of the Uber after a nine of 10 vodka rep. It was like any, it's like the Jeremy Strong meme account. Yeah, it's like anything that person will get good. I can't remember what their name is, but I don't either. I never knew. That always worries me with people's names because they're like, it's pronounced and I'm like, okay, well, what do you want me to do about it? Like, I, I can't read barely. Like my mom, everyone always calls her Tani. And she's like, it's Tani. I'm like, mom, how would they know that? Tani, T-O-N-I. No, I'm on her side. Why would it be Tani? No, I agree, but a lot of times I'm like, how would I know that? How would I know that? I met someone spelled C-H-A-S-E Chase and it was Chas. Well, that's like on, on T-A-S-N. Change your name, change the spelling of it. I feel like if your name is spelled C-H-A-S-E, and somebody calls you Chase, you can't get upset legally. People do, bro, people do. Mold kills a lot of people, but okay. But okay, go off, Bessie. That's the title of this episode. Wait, yeah, wait, what is it? Mold kills a lot of people, but okay. Oh, but okay. Can we just stoop, but okay? Can we do the whole angle? That's a lot of people, but okay. We're going to get sued by the person that was like trying to- I'd be mold. My landlord's going to sue us. Oh, wait, what wasn't your apartment? I can't tell you. Can we do 20 questions? I'll tell you, I'll show you. Okay. Bro, you have to promise me like you're not going to start acting different. I'm not going to react. I'm not going to react. No, no, no, you can react. Okay. I just don't want you to start acting different towards me giving this new information. That is the thing that would make me start acting differently around you. Like, you're going to feel like I really think you're going to be like feeling sorry for me. I need you to know that I do think it's funny, but I'm taking care of it, okay? Do you think this has something to do with my new apartment? No, you're just going to like- You're just not having this. You're just going to like freak out. Let me see. Okay. I'm worried that you feel that I would judge you from this. I'm trying to get to the root. I just don't want- I don't want you to see it. No, just show me. Let me see. Is he- is it that bad? It's not- it's not the worst. It's not the worst. I think you probably don't worry. Give it to me. Wait, I need to be able to zoom in. You need to get- you need to- Yeah, but I don't- I don't- I can't understand what that is. What is that? What is it? Let's see. I'm going to die. I'm going to hide for a couple of minutes. Oh, that's honestly better than what I thought it was. What did you think it was? Can I say what I thought it was? Yeah, you can. A ruptured egg sack. Like from a spider? From some sort of creature. Oh, like fuck. Yeah, so it could always be worse. Like I would have- I would have- I would break my lease if that was the case. Yeah, but at least it's just you know what. Yeah, but I let- I let into my landlord last night. Like for the first time, I was just like, this is unacceptable. Like fix it. And what did she say? I will fix it ASAP. That's good. Is it still there? No. Okay. Then what do you do for that spray? Like is- Let's offline about it. Okay. We can head over to my desk. Okay. Okay, well I have a lot to say to you. Okay. But I need to dive head first. You know what I want to say on main? Well, I don't. I'm going to dive- I have an osteo bowl waiting for me. How exciting. Yeah. I maybe shouldn't- And how different from your- from last week's burrito? Right. Yeah. Oh my god. This amazing impression can change in a week. A lot can change. And you know what? I went to an event last night and I was like, I have work tomorrow. One margarita is fine. One margarita? I'm going to open my legs. And I'll take the check. One margarita, I'm going to open my legs. Give me two margarita. I'm going to give you some head. Three margarita, I'm going to- Put it in my- Put it in my purse? Yeah. Four margaritas, I'm going to put it in my tush. Is that- is that the word? I believe that is the word. Okay. That song is by- It's not cupcake. I think it's um- Adele? Is it Adele? No. Don't be silly. Oh, yes. Three girls. Casa D, Steve Terrell. I don't know what you're trying to Steve. And that chick Angel. So shout out to the girls. One of them is managed by my manager. We have the same- I think on- You're breaking up. Okay. I think I have some things going across my desk. Okay, we'll see in the bonus. But we will see everyone in the bonus. We'd love to see you there, y'all. This week, I'm close friends. You're tooth brown. Why are your tooth browns? Why are your tooth browns? I am not physically turned on in any way by that. You really like that genre of cucks. Did Uno reverse cucks? All the girls are talking about hot rodents. We're all the hot birds. 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1:40 Intro
2:00 I’ve Got The Magic In Me
4:30 Ben SPLATT
5:45 Megan Knees
7:00 Mouth Breathers vs Nose Breathers
10:58 Armra
12:17 Lucid Dreaming
16:52 Brooke’s New Nails
18:08 Dirty Ball Pits
20:06 Fear Mongering Your Kids
21:55 Santa’s Packages
23:41 BetterHelp
24:55 Trump’s Ear
27:22 Mold Kills A Lot Of People But Okay
30:15 Brooke’s Harmful Fumes
33:09 State Farm
34:24 The National Anthem Performance
40:08 Glen Powell Power
43:05 Glen Powell Goes Back To School
44:57 GP’s Family
45:30 Understanding DNA Strands
47:26 Skims
49:05 Chill Celebrity Obsessions
51:30 Weenus Williams
54:25 The Pregnant DJ
55:59 Connor’s Secret Plans
57:48 Melatonin Nightmares
59:07 The Worst Airplane Snack
1:03:23 Pronouncing Names Wrong
1:06:10 Mold Reveal
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