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Elas a judas es paras en es felises esermasa dopptablez. Es gracias a las insia. Visita halespa ta con diagona lajard o tocal banner paras a vermas. That lady was so rude that drops out the breeders. Like, I feel like she's a part of the breeders. Are you drunk? A little bit. Really? Mm-hmm. Too late. Did you drink last night? Oh, my God. Yeah, you have your drunk voice. Yeah, but I mean, like, that's insane. At this point. Like, I went to the podcast for you a little bit drunk. Oh, my God. I love that I was able to clock that. I just have it as possible. You have a very specific, like your, I guess it's slur, but it's more of like your words blend together in a specific way. You know, it's so funny is I think when I'm completely completely sober, my go. Like, I'm talking about the night before. I'm so serious. I'm so healthy at the morning of the morning after that I'm like coffee, apple, maybe. I'm feeling crazy. But just Zen and that's the voice you don't like is the calm, cool, put as a cucumber put together. Yeah, this could be better for us today. And this could be so fun for us. What did you do last night? I went to the David Yerman event. Oh, right, right, right. How was it? It was awesome. I can. It's awesome to hear that. It was so much fun. What did you get into? I had several drinks, right? What kind of cocktails did you have? I had a couple of the spicy margaritas, which funny because like. Would you say a couple? Well, no, to start. No, I know, but I'm just wondering. I ordered a couple to share a couple shared plates of the margarita solo spicy margarita called three of them. Well, I'll take five more than blonde bitches. OK, and actually I'll take four to 14 more. Do you know what I'm giving to me? So you did have three and then 14. I think I had seven. OK, so like on top of the appetizer or no, I didn't have 10 spicy margaritas. I would be I would be the man in the iron lung if I had so if I had 11, whatever the three plus seven is. I wouldn't be here today. Yeah, I don't think I would be here, but seven spicy margaritas. And after the three, I had think about three more. Wait, I'm so sorry. You had three and then three more, but also seven and 10. Stop the count. I'm just confused. Like where one starting and one's ending and. It was hard for me to tell as well. And even right now, we're counting. OK, so it was almost impossible to tell how many drinks did you have? About three and seven and then I'm probably 13 after they. 10, five, 13, add it all together. That's 26. I mean, who's counting? Oh my gosh, but these burritos just got delivered. What kind did you get? I got a hot one. I guess really hot. You ordered the hot asada. Oh, so walk me through what happened when you woke up this morning. So welcome on my on me. Yeah, because I got my fluff and fold laundry back. Right. And well, I had this whole quarrel yesterday, this diff because. I got all my whites back and I separated my whites from my. Don't they do that for you? I don't know what they do there. I'll tell you what they don't do clean. What happened? All of my whites came back and they had a very specific stain. Was it green? Because that's what's been happening to my whites. I do my own laundry now because I'm a big girl. Wow. Yeah. But when I did the fluff and fold, they would come back green. But I got reimbursed for all of my green clothes. Okay, I'm taking mine back in. Unfortunately, like the problem comes down to me needing a bit. Because it's the same spill right here on my chest old region. How is that their fault? Well, they could have gotten the same out. It smells great. And they're heading on what you got on your tester region. They might not be able to. But there's one scene and I would agree with you. There's me opening my burritos if we're having lunch. There's one stain. Are you sure you want your burrito and your cooter like that? It feels so good. Just for objects. Yeah, you're right. Oh my gosh. Feels good. The end of a burrito when it is so tucked away. And almost odd, you know, there's so much tortilla in there that you can. It's going to be like a full tortilla bite. Yeah. Did you drive here? If I die before I prayed the Lord, my soul to take. What was the question? Oh, what happened when you woke up this morning? Oh, because of the fluff and fold. Basically all the sands that are on my chest are from my own doing. And it's hard to blame that on them. I think I need to do my whites in my own home because in this home. They're probably not. Maybe they're not bleaching. Maybe you have to specify the bleach function. Oh, yeah. I mean, get this. Get the coffee scene out of the middle of the white t-shirt. Like I feel like I don't. I think like that might be a lost cause. You should start getting like cheap cheap white t-shirts. Well, they're. I'm swinging around. There's one specific shirt that I remember the day that I got it. I was in DC and I had the whole day to kill. And it was a gorgeous day in Washington, DC, as I've said before. And I went to get it to go to the bookshop. Yeah. And I go to get this book and I. A book. Luna Luna. And it's like an art book. Yeah. Good shoe. I know what everyone's thinking and you're right. I love art. So what? See when? Sue me. Many great people have loved art. She said what happened when you woke up this morning. Well, when I was in DC and I had gone to me when I had gone to main well and I got this white t-shirt. I'd gone to a coffee shop just before. Sure. And I was holding. I needed to be on my phone. That's what people don't tell you about holding something in your other hand is that like I need a hand for my phone. I almost need a third hand or one of those neck things that holds my phone so I can scroll, but I had gotten this made well white t-shirt to wear that night at my show and I was holding my coffee, my ice coffee in this hand and then the made well bag kind of like with my hook finger, my pinky and I'm holding it little unbeknownst to me. One drop had made it down through the made well bag and on to not only my Luna book that was wrapped in plastic. Think fuck. Think fuck, but it had rolled off the plastic a lot like a duck has that protective layering. Yeah, the polarizing layer. Yeah, it's polarized lens, but it had rolled off this polarized lens onto my white tee. Yeah. So I had a cold brew stain on my white t-shirt and is it an unworn shirt like there's no I feel like once you wear a shirt a couple times, like it's more prone to sands. It absorbs the stain and it's like this is a part of me now as a shirt. This is a part of my genetic makeup. This shirt was brand new. This is no Jenny from the block shirt. This shirt has J load its way back to the block and is like brand new on the block and like shouldn't be able to absorb any stain. Maybe you could tie diet. Maybe you could tie diet. I'm just pissed like is kind of just pissed off. Let me take one bite of this. That's fine. Okay. It looks pretty good. You want any? No, I'm good. Thank you though. My gosh, if I could. Are you trying to get people to taste it through the mic? I smell it. Oh my God. It is crazy how we haven't developed like sending smells through devices yet. Oh my God. That seems like a layup. Go concepts. Like faxing smells. I think we've talked about faxing smells. We have because could you imagine me in a newborn? You you text me like you have no idea what I'm going through right now because they literally don't have any idea. There's no words. That's the problem with smells. There are no words. What could I compare? Right. You can't. And that's the problem with pain. I can't eat this on the pot. Everyone will thank me later. Yeah, let's let's take a pause in the breach. So do you want to let us know what happened this morning that led to your late arrival or should we just move on? I was basically on the couch and it was 827. Yeah. And I had set my alarm for both six as well as. Six twenty five ish. And let's not forget about six forty five. Right. I wouldn't. Now my normal one is set for seven forty five. Sure. You were just wanting to get ahead of it though. Once my alarm starts going off, I'm not actually asleep. I'm just laying there like of like really just. Yeah, how you say how you say awake. Yes, and not moving. A hundred fifty percent, but I'm staring at the ceiling and I'm. Like right there, but this one was like the kiss of life. It was like wake up the final alarm. The eight twenty seven a.m. alarm like I didn't. What happened to all the seven a.m.? I think that they must have gone off and I'm so accustomed to being like, nope, even though I do I do get up like it. Some forty five to eight fifteen every day. So there's a special circumstance. And let the record show that that's when you would normally leave your house or should probably be leaving your house. Eight twenty seven. Yes. I need to be leaving thirty minutes before this podcast specifically. But today I left at eight fifty six and then. Which is kind of good for what you've been through. Well, I also ordered three burritos. Why three? Because I was thinking like if we all split them, then it would be six and I'm sure there's six people in this. That's really nice of you. Well, I also wanted to taste them all. That's the crux of the issue, huh? Well, it's the crux of it. Sure. Yeah, in many ways. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, The Farmer's Dog. 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That's the farmers dog.com/BNC. How are you? Good. It's nice to see you. It's so nice to see you. Yeah. I'm pretty good. I also was late today because it takes me time to leave my house 11 minutes before I would usually leave my house to get out of my driveway. Now that's something that you're going to forget about when you have something that is very time to see you, such as in addition to a flight. Well, the good news about the flight pieces that I'll be getting into an Uber that doesn't have to come down the driveway. The special part about getting into an Uber that doesn't have to come down the driveway is that it costs almost nothing to park at the airport. I figured out. I know. I've learned that too, but there's something about driving to the airport that's really like goes against the laws of physics. Like you shouldn't be taking yourself to the airport. You need to wind down before you pull up to the feeder road that pulls you into the airport. It's kind of like, because once you leave your house, that's a part of the journey to your final destination. And it feels like you shouldn't be the pilot of your own ship there. You should really be like the girl that's going to be okay on the way to the airport like this. But in reality, there's no reason. There's no reason that I can't pilot my own ship because I'm a girl. Right. And I can do it. I can do it. Yeah. There's many girls that I told you about. When I almost missed my flight home from Thanksgiving. And we driving. No, Uber's were coming to get me because it was going to be an hour and a half to get to the airport. So then last minute, I was like, I have to drive like it's the only way I'm going to maybe even a little bit make my flight. I was in traffic for two hours. Literally the only thing I could do, like I couldn't park in an offsite lot or I was going to miss my flight, like taking the shuttle. So I parked like in the airport and I was like, I'll just eat the cost. Like I'm sure it'll be like a few hundred, like two hundred dollars because I was going to be away for like four nights. I think that it would have been by the way, like 50 to park in the airport. Yeah, and which is the cost of life. It was 800 when I got back. So well, like it's a holiday weekend. To the upsurge parking garages. I think that's what it costs to park in LAX, by the way. So don't do that. If at all possible, I'm still paying like paying that off. That was one of my collections items. Oh, my God, I have to pay my bills today. Please don't let me forget. Oh, well, another week goes by of me saying that my bills are at collections. And collections is probably listening to the podcast being like. Collection definitely listens to the pod collections is gluttonous. I got an x-ray. That doesn't cost redacted. All right, shouldn't what is it a picture of the inside of my body? I think x-rays are really expensive. For what reason? I take pictures all day. Not of the inside of your body like that. You don't have the technology because they charge you a lot for something that you can't do on your own. Oh, my gosh, the elites are at it again. Yeah, it's a 1%. Yeah, the 1% is added again, taking pictures of the inside of my body without my consent. Do you sign up for the x-ray? So I retroactively on consent from the-- Okay, you should like collections now. I think that though, I think that I could carry some weight there. I'd like to see you give it a try. Get delete those pictures of my gut. Luckily, those pictures do make me look really good because it's just my skeleton. Yes, yes, it is like I love seeing my skeleton. My x-rays-- Although my teeth still look the same as they do like like horsey, they still look like that in the x-ray, which I don't love. Oh, shut up. I'm fine. Sport, your teeth look great. No, I'm fine with it. Instead of nudes, we should start sending pictures of our x-rays because that we look snatched. Well, you know, it would be like I would be totally fine with a nude of mine. Being blasted out, I would not be fine with the pictures that I've sent to curology. Well, that's right. That's for you to know and them to find out. I almost would prefer they never find that out either. Like, I can just describe what's happening on my face and words. It is a war zone. I'd rather just just let me type it out. In my upper fourth quadrant. Yeah. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Lo-- What'd you do for the fourth? I, by the way, happy-- I'm so excited when these things are over. No offense to America. What things? Like holidays? Like, the big holidays where it's like everyone's doing something. Everyone has plans. And it was kind of like, I could do this. And everyone was like, I was like, I don't know. And I was on the beach, like here. I didn't do squat. I went and hung out with some friends on the beach. And then I went to a bar, which is exactly what I do last night to ever all the time. Yes. And it was a blast. And it was so nice not going to the airport and not having a bagged unpack today. And, or ever, you know? Like, I still have my bag packs from when I went to San Francisco for that golf trip, which is four weeks ago. I totally understand. I don't believe in unpacking suitcases. If you're just going to use one again, eventually. I think that maybe they should make disposable clothes. And I'm not talking about she-in. Okay. I'm talking about like a apron that you are at the dentist. Yeah, like like make it or like in like a hospital now, like an open ask a hospital gown for me to wear on my boy's trip. Wait, so you don't have to do the laundry so that it dissolves like in the ground and I can just take it off. I think dissolvable clothes would be different than disposable. Like you can have nice, disposable disposable clothes. No, dissolvable. Dissolvable is what I meant. And everyone knows what I'm saying. That could be nice. A little bit of dissolvable. Like unless you're spraying it and not saying it, like while you're out and about, they should be because then you would be in the nude and then you would be off to the brig. Yeah, but I think that maybe a certain solution to dissolve your clothes would be nice. Oh, yeah. I don't think it comes with the special solution that is not water. So people spraying it wouldn't even be able to dissolve your clothes. It doesn't come naturally, right? Yeah, it doesn't come naturally. So tell me about your fourth because mine is really nothing to tell anyone about. I went to seaside, Florida, have you been there? I am like beside myself that that place exists. I had no idea. You Southerners are gatekeeping it. Hey, I had never heard of it until I moved here and had so many friends from the south that go like you're leaving us to the Jersey shore when you have, you have those crystal clear waters and white sand. Florida is much more akin to you and feeling. I know, I don't understand. Well, no, my Florida is different for the worse. My Florida is the complete opposite of the of your Florida. Seaside, Florida is it's like magnificent picturesque, gorgeous piece of land. Seaside, Florida is what they wrote purgatory about. No, it's literally you know, it's a town in the Truman Show. I had no idea. Yes, it's that perfect that the Truman Show used it for their fake town. It is literally like the houses are pristine. The landscaping is pristine like you cough and someone comes and cleans up your cough out of the air. I don't understand how there were shark attacks there because you shark shouldn't be loud. No, not that you can see in the water so clearly you could have seen that note not blaming. I'm not victim blaming, but you could have seen that shark coming from a mile away. I hope you're okay though. I get it. It happens. There's many shark attacks over the weekend as well. Over the weekend. But anyway, I was I felt I told you I wasn't going to go in the water. Once I got there, I felt completely comfortable because I knew I could have. Assuming I had been wearing my glasses, which I wasn't, I knew I could have been I could have seen that shark coming from a mile away. And that's a shark over there. I think. No, I'm not in the water right now. Hello sharks. Today I'm asking for my leg in exchange for please invite it. .com. You should add that to your that will stand up routine. You do that a little stand up thing. Yeah. The stand up thing. And I have that show. I have two shows on Friday. Excited. If I don't KMS today. Uh huh. Which is like not. Totally unrealistic. Yeah. Um, I am going to be excited. Sure. Okay. Yeah. That's nice to know. It is so nice to know. But, um, hey guys. We're taking another quick break to thank one of our sponsors, Acorns. Let's talk about investments. Investing in field intimidating because you don't know where to start. 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So I saw it on our notes. You have plain. Yeah. Listen to what happened on the plane. Yeah, I'm listening. Everything was so smooth. Well, you know, I took that red eye. That actually wasn't ideal, but like it is what it is with a layover. It is what it is. So those two legs were fine, excluding the part that they were in the red eye of the eye. Okay. Then first leg on the way back is fine. Second leg on the way back from Dallas to LA. A family was on our flight that the mom kept saying they were displaced from their original flight, she kept screaming that they were displaced. And because they were displaced, they all have middle seats. And she really, just because they were displaced would like to get them all together. So it came to light later that by this place, she meant they missed their connecting flight. This place is like words are so powerful. Exactly. And she chose displaced for the word for missing your connection. We have been displaced. And now we're headed to see side like you should have seen my face when she was screaming that she'd been displaced for me to find out later that she had missed her connecting flight. This place is reserved for people like escaping war zones that were displaced. But she's escaping Highland Park, I assume. They were so scary. So it was a mom, a dad, and three daughters. Okay. I am in where's father? I'm in row nine in the window seat. This seat, Patrick is in row nine in the window seat on the other side of row nine. Okay. Next to me in the middle seat is the dad. Next to him in the middle seat is the mom in front of me in the middle is one of the daughters. And then in front of him is two of the daughters. So they're doing passbacks. No, she's saying that her three daughters have to sit together due to displacement. So she moved. How many seats are in the row? Let me get a grab. Let me get a grab. There's three and three. Three and three. So she's saying that her one daughter in front of me that was in the middle seat has to go sit in the aisle seat with her other daughters, because her other daughters in the other side in the middle in the window. She's wanting her middle seat daughter to move to the aisle. So she takes upon herself to move that middle seat daughter to the aisle seat of the other side. And she lets the flight attendant know that she's just going to be doing that. I need it. I need a visual. I can't. Well, she basically she took. She decided that her it was okay for her daughter to take somebody else's aisle seat and trade them for a middle seat because she was displaced and she needed her daughters to be together. She she was literally displaced though. Okay. So she's letting the flight attendant know because I have been displaced, my daughter's going to move from this middle seat to this aisle seat. So you can just let the person coming on the plane know that they're going to sit in the middle seat now. Okay. I understand that. Yeah. So I am like on the edge of my seat waiting for the young person to come on to the plane to find out that because of the displacement, he now has to sit in the middle seat. He or she he or she. Sorry. I just know that it was a man. So I'm getting ahead of myself. He comes on and then the mom obviously goes into so I have been displaced. My daughters have been displaced. So she is going to sit here and your seat if you don't mind sitting in the middle seat. He goes, that's totally fine. Oh my God. I would have gone up and tried to fight for him and the flight attendant literally walked him on because I think the flight attendant figured like he was going to have to moderate the situation and tell the daughter to go back to her middle seat. Life could be such a dream if things like that didn't make me mad on behalf of other people. No, Connor, that's completely normal to be. I was beside myself. Oh my God. I had my air pods in so that no one would ask me to move, but I had no noise coming out of them so that I could hear everything. Oh my God. Oh my God, life could be a dream I would I bet they they must have paid him to not like they must know. It was literally I don't he must have been I he didn't have any sort. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Like it here. I don't know what was wrong with him or what was right with him, but it was something that I don't have. And I don't want to have quite frankly, no, Brooke, life could be a dream. No, I don't want that. I don't want to be. I don't want to be okay with switching from an aisle to a middle, but something I I want to be okay with. And I don't think anyone should be okay with that unless you're that guy who literally didn't care, which I don't understand. Sometimes something so good can happen to you during the day that like that middle seat is kind of like, you know what you think he just got engaged or something or like got laid at the airport, I guess. Yeah. Same thing. That's actually, I bet he was just on cloud nine, quite literally calling you. I don't know. It looks like a spam a scam scam. And then I told you I was sitting next to the dad. I got a text too, by the way, so don't think that you're the only one getting your phone blown up. I didn't think that for one second. It's from. Brito factory. It's here, yeah. So the dad that was sitting next to me had the driest skin. And you might be wondering how I know his skin was so dry because he was itching nonstop and it's you could hear the symphony of him itching his dry skin. I've never heard anything like it because as you know, I was listening to my AirPods with no music in them. So I could hear every itch and he wouldn't stop and he was itching his butt like he was literally like it could not stop itching Connor dead skin flakes falling onto my lap. Dead skin flakes falling onto my lap and he's just playing on the Uber app, just seeing how long it would take him to get from certain places. You're on you're on your you're on the plane about to take off. What are you doing on Uber? That's the last app I'm going to try himself from his scabies. He was so itchy and so dry, I'm sure I still have some of his if he died, I would be accused of being the murderer because I have so much of his DNA on my body. His dead skin flying. Oh my God, that's not where I thought you were going to go with that at all. No, that's the truth of it. He was really scary. Okay, speaking of people that have family really like I should be on the net fly list. I really mean that. Oh, the man of that family was the itchy one? Yes, the father. He remember father was next to me, the mother was next to Patrick. She took off her straw hat once. Well, you sometimes those hats you have to leave on. That's my favorite thing going to like Aspen is all of the mamas. The mama bears do not take off their like leather hats the entire way back. They don't they don't lean back. They don't lean forward either. That sounds horrible. Well, it's the price you pay for fashion, bitch. Okay, bitch. I guess I would know right. I need to talk about this situation. Okay. So I saw the news that someone had to leave Gwyneth Paltrow's home. One of her. She has a number of properties, she has a number of homes. And I saw for during a 4th of July an independence day celebration that someone had to leave her house because due to severe diarrhea, was it the property that she was at like she was having a party? It was she was hosting. Why can't they just when they just have diarrhea at the property? I'm sure there's 18 bathrooms. Well, I'm sure Gwyneth Paltrow's house is anti diarrhea, which is fine. Just like just like Larry David's coffee shop is anti poop. If you're going to poop, don't do it in my restaurant. I'm not even providing you the facilities. I didn't realize she had the anti diarrhea at all. It can't happen at my at my coffee shop. Okay. And that's what Gwyneth Paltrow said. Those were not my words. Those are hers. Gwyneth actually kicked them out. I don't know. I'd like this person to do. Turns out it was it was this like this I follow him online because he always posts the most interesting stuff. That's a joke. No, I'm sure that's like an absurdist headline. That's a joke. It's right there. No, I see it. Derek Plazberg, Hollywood socialite accused of accused of fleeing Gwyneth Paltrow's hand in some after quote, catastrophic diarrhea who counts Jeff Bezos and Demi Moore as pals. Here's the thing fleeing implies that it's you toast. That's your choice. Flings. It would be banished. Yeah, but it would be it would be banished if corner. That's fleeing. I just want. Okay, but I'm saying that that's not like something that you bring upon yourself. That seemed like a choice to you. You know what? A hundred percent did. I'm saying that he would be banished if Gwyneth told him to leave. Gwyneth didn't tell him to leave his ass told him to leave. I know. I'm part of him. He himself. No. Yeah. Yeah. Some people need to you have to kind of remove your ass from your from yourself. Gwyneth Paltrow. On our check your privilege and on everyone has the ability. Wow. Yeah. 42 is not looking that old to me anymore, which is so scary. Is Gwyneth 40? Gwyneth is not 42. She's 51. Yeah. Blazberg, who also who always post pictures of like Jeff Bezos, Kate Hudson, Carly Claus, Kendall Jenner, and Canna Miller. Yeah. Do you need to flee Gwyneth Paltrow's home? That's I'm gonna start. That's added to my vernacular, by the way. I get it. Now I just have my flam. I'm so sorry. I need to actually flee Gwyneth Paltrow's home. Because of my flam. No, because of. No. I'm flam pride. What? Yeah, I'll flam at Gwyneth's. You'll flam at Gwyneth's. Yeah. I don't mind flaming at Gwyneth's. You would flam in front of GP. Yeah. I've also had like horrible catastrophic diarrhea at the celebrity's house and had someone who I wouldn't want to be waiting outside of the door be waiting outside of the door. Now you've got to tell us names. It's not. I mean, I was at. Who's a celebrity's home? I was at Lance Bass's house and David Archuleta was waiting outside of the door when I had an explosive diarrhea. Well, we had Taco Bell, so that was that like weekend where I wouldn't stop following David around. That was one of those. So I had to head over to Lance's. You're completely fine. I know. Yeah, but I had horrible diarrhea at Lance's, so. Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to think of sponsor of today's episode. McDonald's. Okay, listeners. 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Okay, so well, at least you were able to enter your tank at Lance Basses house like when you you were able to drain your snake at Lance Bass, which was nice, you grow up with a bad stomach and like you just like you have to just go where you you don't have the privilege of being like all way to like at home, like you have to like you just have to go in whatever bathroom is available to you. So I don't have an issue like I wouldn't have an issue just like sharding up in that bathroom. You have to bloom where you're planted. Exactly. Yeah, you have to start up where where you have to start up where your call where God calls you to start up. Yeah, exactly. Walk me through the spider propaganda that you wanted to talk about today. I have been affected by a big spider in a way that makes me full blown emotional broke. Oh my God, I'm getting going to get choked up. I saw this tick tock of this spider. Oh my God, cute little bubbly walking up spider like. But not like a spider that I've ever known. Cute is a button that one personal person a bull like my best friend my right hand man and the quote on the video of the spider walking up on the table. Oh, I'm I'm so sorry. I didn't know being seen would cost me my life. I'm going to cry for a really really really powerful when you put it back. Oh my God, how many times you've done that? You're part of. Oh my God, I'm going to read some of the I'm going to read some of the comments on this. Please, please do. That is powerful. That's that is powerful. Oh my God, bro. There's tears. I know. I do not blame you. I mean, given the circumstances of today, I don't blame you and all that has come before me. And given the fact that I did fall out of a coconut tree last night, it's no surprise that I'm crying about this. I know. Oh my God, it's it's making me I can see your emotion. Oh my God. Let's see. Oh, that's not a cute spider, by the way, at all. That is scary. Let it get let it get closer to you. It's coming to say hello. It's the music that's making you think it's cute. I mean, it's some of the comments. And I'm sorry for scaring you and I'm sorry for scaring you, but I didn't know that being seen would cost me my life. I know. I earned you the first time. Yeah. Oh, you're killing me. Okay, I'm going to read some of this. And I'm going to say paragraph after each one so you know that one comment ends in the actual story. I appreciate it. Thank you. Did the spider tell you that paragraph? That's a cute spider. No, that's not even funny. Not my problem. Flip flop emoji. Oh, do you know why they put the flip flop emoji? I think that's the murder weapon. I know. Oh, my God, there's so many flip flop emojis is like that's people are not reading their room. It's like for me. That is heinous. The spiders can live, but not in my house. You have always said that, which is scary to think of where you've come from live life, but not in my bedroom paragraph. Okay, but don't come out in paragraph girl, the spiders I see are not like that paragraph. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Like I don't see spiders like this, but it literally feels like I am a racist talking about spiders like, Oh, that's not the spiders that I see. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I do. My eyes are open. My eyes are a gape. Yeah. After learning this information, like, I feel like I feel like I went on an eat pray love trip and I'm coming back with like a full new view because of this TikTok. Yeah. Can we find like, I know that there has been a few moments in this podcast where Connor has spoken negatively about spiders. If we could find those and then kind of juxtapose that with how far you've come. I think that would be a beautiful montage with that music set set to it. Yeah, just like this broke my heart, like I feel like it's in a million pieces. Oh my God. Thank you for sharing that. Of course, like this is only only space I would share my newfound like empathy, I guess, for arachnids, but that is what it is. That is what it is. And I don't know how else I should. I don't know how else to say it. And I'm embarrassed. I'm like, I do want to set my apartment on fire when I move out, but like now knowing this, it's like how different is the scary, disgusting one that was in my bed from this little jumping spider, but that's that's a bad way of thinking like one is scary and disgusting because of the way it looks. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So. And if you are a racist and you're listening to this, just kidding. Stop listening. One. What's two? One's, I wasn't going to yell on, because everyone stop listening or just like keep listening and be changed. Yeah. That's, that's even better. Yeah. You can change. If I can do it, you can do it. Okay. Wow. That was powerful. I mean, hate speech can be transformed into love speech. All it takes is one to talk. All it takes is. One to talk is all it takes. One. Genuinely. Oh, TT. All it takes to shift my entire view on something is one tick tock. I will be fully like, yeah, I'm liking that. Scroll on twice. Wait, this argument is presented way better. Fully switching my view. Uh huh. Unliking. I'll scroll up and unlike and scroll down like the new one. I treat my likes on my tick tock as like a bookmark, you know, so I'm like, oh, I'm going to go back and. Well, you know, they have the bookmark feature. So I like and bookmark for important stuff. I think people save most things by accident. Like when I see someone has like that I know who saved one of my tick tocks, I'm like, you didn't need to do that. You can see that? Yeah. Only if it's somebody that you are mutuals with. But I always think it's an accident if that helps. How many times can an accident happen? A lot. Lightning can strike twice. Yeah, I can. Or seven or eight times even quickly. Yeah. Oh, you know who I hung out with last night, which is amazing. Who? Chase Stokes. Your buddy. We have never met. You're kidding. In person. How was it? Love it for sight. Amazing. Such a special boy. Uh huh. Man. Sorry. Um, so normal and so cool. Oh my God. That's great. Do you think you'll get together again? Probably not. Do you, do you think that I hope so, but he doesn't live here anymore. Oh, really? He's moved. Stay. He's studying abroad. Do you feel good about your performance last night? So good. Okay. I was not. I did not get drunk. Like I promise you. Okay. Yeah. Until I left and then went to the second location. And I want to give everyone a piece of advice. Never go to the second location. I agree. Go home. Go home. Go home. Go home. I'm going to get a second location. But I was with some friends, Jack in and in. Yeah. Was there, we had such a blast. I mean, Jack, I love Jack. He's a must. Oh, cool. I love his mustache. Yeah. I didn't realize he's a young one. He's young. Yeah. Do you know we're two years older than Daisy Edgar Jones? Yeah, she's 26. Is that not the worst thing you've ever heard? Not that I care because I'm blessed to be aging. It's a privilege and I've completely reworked my thinking around that. But isn't that crazy? Normal people, craw dads, the new film Twister with Glen Powell, 26. And you know, we're older than Jacob Elordi too, right? Shut the fuck up for two seconds. Oh my God, that is not language that I want to hear in my home. What doesn't make sense to me? I don't want to hear that I'm older than everyone. Okay. Imagine it's me and Jacob Elordi sitting right there instead of you. I'm his elder. Like he should show respect to me as his elder. And he did. Oh, God. Yeah, he's nothing but respectful. But that's wild that I'm one of his elders. You feel like this. You don't speak to me now yet. You're a special elder you could. I'm just saying that that's crazy. I mean, lots of stuff is crazy. Totally. I'm just highlighting one right now. Yeah. Hey guys, this episode of Brooklyn Conner Make a Podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content to time, all-in-one place, all on your terms. Start a completely personalized website with a new guided design system, Squarespace Blueprint. Choose from professionally curated layout and styling options to build a unique online presence from the ground up, tailor to your brand or business and optimize for every device. Make checkout seamless for your customers with simple but powerful payment tools. 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And the car would fly? And the car could go forward based on air, like fans, because it would be off the road and then, you know-- I'm actually not following it. Okay, so magnets when you hold them same pull, what is it called, same charge? If it's the same, then the repel. Yes. And it would keep them off the road. So you want the cars to off-road? Have you ever seen a magnet float? Not in water, but like in the air? Yeah. Yeah. So this is, that's a hover car. Right, Brook, but it would eliminate a lot of small critter, roadkill, squirrels could cross. That's why I invented that. Wow, you are an environmentalist. I love animals. Yeah, it seems that way. It does seem that way. Oh. Are you okay? Yeah, I was just thinking about-- Do you have to fleek when a father's home? I was just thinking about a piece of roadkill I saw. Oh, don't tell me, because I don't want to know. But it wasn't even like, it was like pink, you know? That's exactly what I didn't want to know, like that's what I asked you not to share. Like it was just that much of a baby that it hadn't even like-- Brook, stop sharing more info about it. I don't want to know that specific thing. I have a disease called every now and then I imagine something that I've never seen happening and I'm like, I'm sure at some point it happened and I feel bad for that animal. Hey, you guys want to hear something like actually graphic and horrible and I'm not joking right now? No, not if you just screamed at me like that. They found a German shepherd with its mouth zip tied and they dumped in Malibu and luckily someone found it. But who's a fucking-- He's alive. Completely fine. Who the fuck does that? Like I need to-- An evil evil person. I'm serious, street justice. Yeah. Like, and I'm not strong, look at my upper body. I would beat the fucking shit out of the person I did that. You would get that kind of like adrenaline rush that mothers get to lift the car off of their children? Oh my god, I'm getting it right now. I feel that my face is itchy. Yeah. Like thinking about beating them up and really put it-- really zip tying their mouth shut. I got it. Their lips. I get it. That person deserves it. But we'll move on because I need to tell you a funny story. Okay, tell me. I hope that person literally gets in a really bad accident, by the way. And I mean that. I say that with my chest. I say that with my chest. Yeah. Car or otherwise. I-- Magnet car. Magnet car. But it sucks you to the ground and crosses you in between the car and the road. So the charge would-- You would probably have to be really careful if that invention came to life about what you wear on your body, because you could be sucked into the floor. Yeah. Or the car. Vice versa. So I'm going to tell two separate stories that really sound like they go together, but they don't. Okay, perfect. And I both-- both has to do. Say paragraph one one's over. Okay. So I'm walking up to my house literally yesterday. And this woman is pulling out of her driveway with her massive F-150. And I was waiting for her to pull out, pull out, pull out. And I'm sitting here with Max, doing the white person, like smile, like lips pairs, like head nod. And she's sitting there. And then she does like a motion to me, oops. And she's like-- and I'm like-- like I thought she was asking me to cross, but I was like, you're almost pulled out. Like just go. And she rolls her window down and was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm like, excuse me? She goes. Are you picking up your animals-- your animals business? And I said, excuse me? Are you picking up your animals business? I go, if he pooped, I would pick it up. And she goes, I'm just making sure. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh. This is one of those things where I actually stood my ground. And I said, if he pooped, I'd pick it up. And obviously it wasn't pooping. We were waiting for you to pull your master-- Master truck. --like your 18 wheeler out of your driveway. But I cannot wait to see her again. Talk about taking care of the environment. She's polluting it. You should have told her that. You should have told her that. I went to cover my-- my piggy finger went into my nostril. Oh, my God. Next time you see her, ask her how many gallons of-- how many carbon emissions she's shooting out into the ocean and the world? I'm going to say, are you taking care of your animals business? I don't know if she has a dog or anything. I'm just going to ask every time I see her now. Because I dare you. Secondly, I have to share this piece of news. Camera graph. So Max has slept through the night since I got him forever. Yeah. But this weekend on Saturday-- That's so sweet to talk about him sleeping through the night like a baby. Well, I wasn't sure his schedule. You know? Or his cycle. And I always-- like, right when I got him, I was like, it's been four hours. Like, do I need to take him out? Right. And then, like, I slept through one night, right when I first got him-- I'm sorry. And then I was like, oh, he can do it. So then I haven't really-- but he doesn't tell me when he needs to go out. So it's like hard for me to be like, oh, no, I can't sleep because he might be uncomfortable, you know? Like, you don't want your dog to be like suffering in silence because I have a voice for those who can't speak. And so the other night, I like wake up. This fucking creep is sitting straight up staring at me, like in my room like this. And like, his ears don't perk up unless he hears something or he's like paying really close attention. Ears up like staring at me in my bed. Which like, literally in my head, I was like, that's like a vampire like in my head. I was like, what the fuck is that? And it's Max. And he's sitting straight up. Go lay down. Lay down. Lay down. Lay down. And I rolled over and then I was like, why did you do that? I look over. Stoic. Just staring at me. And he hasn't moved. And I took him out and I'm walking-- good Lord, sorry. My phone is going off at the watch. Put it on DND. And call it a day. Done. And so I take him out and I walk him. This is at 3.40 AM. I walk him, walk him, walk him. And he doesn't go pee or anything. But he's frantically looking around and then I'm like, someone's trying to break into my house. Like he heard something or there's someone already in my house and now I'm outside. So I'm like, now I don't want to go back inside because Max isn't going to do squat. Right. Never has. Never will. And so then I'm outside and I'm walking around and finally I'm like, we're going to bed, like 3.40 AM, I look like a creep. I've got a hood on and I'm in my boxers because I'm like, no one can tell if these are shorts or boxers. Right. Underwear. And I'm outside. And then on the way home, the house next to me, again, unrelated to the story I just told about the woman and the truck, goes up to their front door and projectiles out of his room. Poop. On their door. Soft serve. Like onto their doorstep in front of their ring camera. And the ring camera lights up and the light turns on and it's like, you are being recorded, which I didn't even know that they had that, I guess because of like package thieves. And I had to walk up at 3.40 AM with a bag and I'm crouched down with my hood on and it was a massive duke and I was like, scooping and then I had to go home and get another bag. But I was like, whoa, it's 3.40 AM and I'm up right next to these people's door, right next to their ring camera, being recorded with the hood on, ducking down below it. That's the end of the story at the end of the day. Thank you for sharing. I'm not done. Oh. That night, I was also having to flee Gwyneth Paltter's home. You were having diarrhea too? I didn't say that. But I had gone, so I'm trying to get better at ordering food to my house. You mean you want to do it more or less? More. I'm addicted. No. I want to get off of that drug of like saving $16 by driving a mile. Like I can do it. I can't. I'm strong. I know, but I don't even have to go downstairs or anything. I can just go out to my car and go, so I go get Mexican food and get these fajitas. And they order them online, I go pick them up, and they give them to me in like a 10. And it is hot. A what? A 10. A 10. Like a metal 10. A 10? Sure. You said, you said 10. To me that's a motto. 10. Did I do it? No, it's 10. 10. 10. What did I say? Do it for me. Eh? Eh. 10. 10. 10. No. 10. 10. No, that's 10. You say 10 or 10, right? 10. Oh my God. We're done. So it gave it to me in this metal container and it's hot to the touch. And so I put it on the dashboard of my car and I get on my phone outside the place because I was like, I can't drive away because I need to get on my phone. And I'm outside and then I forget my metal tin is on my dashboard. And so I just pull out and I make a ui and it flies. It's the side of my car and spills everywhere. And this is at 10 p.m. I'm going to show you the picture of it hitting my door. I'd like to see it. And it's blooping everywhere. Here I'll show it to you. Okay. Those past three stories like felt they were really good and so detailed. Oh, that's sad. That's a sad sight. Does everyone want to see? Yeah. So this is like after I'm like, you know what? You can get up and you can go pick it up and then you're hungry already and it's ready and then you have it in your car. I scooped up everything that was not touching the ground and I put it back in the bowl and I ate it. That gave me weirdly random a stomach ache. And that's the end of kind of my part of the story. I feel like drunk slash hungover you, whatever you identify as right now could teach like a descriptive storytelling course. Did I go way too long? No, it was just like every you captured every detail. Not in a bad way. I'm just saying that was like so detailed. My dad always and my mom always just start conversations in the middle of me telling a story. Like since I was born and they're like, well, you just kept going. And I was like, well, I didn't even get to like the meat of the, the story yet. And they were like, well, you start with that. And like everyone kind of interrupts me when I'm talking at you. No, it's not a slight at all. But like, it's been something they're like, oh my God, I forgot you're still talking type thing. Yeah, that was descriptive. And maybe I should just like start telling deeds like earlier, maybe or just like, no, I think it just, I just think it's your, uh, your way of storytelling and people appreciate it today. It was just extra layered and detailed, which I'm sure we all appreciate. So thank you again for sharing. Do you have any stories? I don't have any. I told my story about the plane, but I do want to address some pop culture stuff. Why don't you? Oh my gosh, we have a shared note, me and broken. I can see where she is now in the note. You've always been able to do that. No, I can see your little, well, we've never been on it at the same time like this. Okay. Gypsy rose is pregnant. I know that. I don't give really, you don't give. I'm confused. Like why aren't more people like freaking out about her documentary? Like I figure that that would be something that like everyone is watching kind of like almost like a tiger king. Like we're all watching it. I didn't even know if she had one. But no one seems excited about it. And because of that, I'm not even watching. But like that's like, if people were excited about that, I would be watching. No, I keep stumbling onto Ryan. Is it Ryan Anderson or X? I don't know. I guess it doesn't matter. But I keep stumbling onto his lives. Oh, he looks completely different. He looks the same. Oh, in a different way. But they're crazy. And I'm kind of like, I know everybody is like following the gypsy of it all. But like, I feel like we're not talking about it enough because they made a show about her already. And that's why she's trying. Yeah, I guess I'm just confused. Like why isn't it like, why aren't we all watching? I'm not watching because we're not all watching. It's kind of a like all or nothing thing for me. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But I just like feel like I know enough about gypsy rose bee. And I'm okay now. I'm really interested in actually in Ryan's side of the story. Make Ryan famous. He is on live 24/7 panhandling his dick off. He's not panhandling his dick. Is that what you just said? No, not literally panhandling panhandling his dick off. His panhandling his dick off? Yeah. No, not really per se. And I mean, I'm just talking about how he's he was disrespected. Not he can't stress enough. He was disrespected. By his his fiance cheating on him? Yeah, he was disrespected. That is disrespectful. Now I do. You're right. And now I want to hear his side of the story. Listen, I sent you one. Oh, listen, he has some compelling words. Are my shoes made out of plastic? Listen to this. That's what happens when I walk. Hey, guys, you're sitting around and got a couple of random thoughts. I did my first live today and it was cool. I enjoyed that. Hey, no idea who's country. You enjoyed it. Being sad, guys, it's being I'm being it's being it's very difficult for me to stay respectful. This should be a tough sound. I'm getting to the point where I'm about to not be respectful. He's getting to that point. Let's see what they talk about this after. It's a good sound. Yes, I did text gypsy during her live with Ken tonight. I saw this actually. Now that I can't. I can't be. Wonderful. She called me last Saturday talking about she missed me. And of course I miss you. And she said a lot of other things too. Why aren't we all kind of following this? I'm finding it to be riveting because I think once once people like get their fill, they're like on to the next one. We needed a new gypsy. Yeah. You know, we don't need the whole work of moral of what what led to this moment. Such as the murder of I'm interested in a Ryan's Ryan's journey and I should probably watch the show. I just don't get why we're not all watching it. Can I tell you some shows to watch? If anyone out there out there is looking for a show to watch sure one presumed innocent holy guac. There's a new episode out tonight. What is that? What's with Jake Schoenhol? Oh, my heavens, it is a I'm addicted to the show, it's almost impossible to say. Okay. Well, it's about this horrific murder that up ends Chicago, the Chicago prosecuting attorney's office when one of its own is suspected of the crime leaving the accused to fight to keep the family together. And that's literally word for word, what it's about. So I started watching this binge. It's on Apple TV, binge Magoo completely wash as much as I could. And then I was like, I need more like court shows, court case shows, because I started I turn back on like all these dumb comedy shows that I watch all the time, always funny and stuff, which is, you know, that is what it is. And I was like, no, I'm hungry for justice. You could read a lot of court case books. No, I need to watch because I need to be on my phone while I'm watching looking at the weather app and the calculator, but I started, I found a new show because this show comes out in pieces, because this producer is evil. And this new show is called your honor. And it's the man from Breaking Bad, Papa, well, yep, Brian Cranston, I want to have people watch this as well, but the first episode is so brutally graphic, be warned. Okay, it's horrific, the first episode, okay, but it's heavy duty. If you can handle heavy duty, these are shows that you need to watch and then you need, you need like a chaser, shot chaser, I don't really like court dramas. So I don't think I'm going to watch them, but I have been watching Perfect Match, which is a little bit different. Perfect. I haven't seen anything on Perfect Match. It's season two. It's like that Netflix show where they bring all of the, like, they pick people from all of the different types of Netflix shows, Harry Jowsy's on this season, and you know, he's always kind of bringing, um, bringing, bringing something to it. So, can I say something? Two things. First thing is, um, you know, that kindle ad that I posted. Yes. I thought we were, it was fun and funny, you know, we were both in it. I feel like it was great. I feel like it was great. Okay. I feel like it was great. I'm not kidding. They boosted it, which as you guys know, means it's, it's reached, it's reached in the asses. Can I just already, can I, can I get ahead of whatever you're gonna say? Yeah. Are you the annoying girl being annoying? No. No, it's not even that. My bad. I don't know where I got that from. I have, I would say over. Yeah. Where did you get that from? 'Cause that's what people always say about anything that we're in together. Annoying, annoying, annoying girl with a body that finally made me feel good about myself. By the way, people are annoying me on that being like, she was just giving you a compliment. Be a literacy, please. A lot of people don't have that. A lot of people don't have any media literacy. A thousand comments that say nice try, diddy. Now, do you have any idea what that means? I'm not kidding. They were coming through all episode on my iPad and they have been for a week. Like my phone is blowing up with nice try, diddy, but I haven't blocked diddy from like my words because I want the engagement, I guess. Let me try to thank. Yeah. Think about what it could mean. I couldn't get it until I googled it. It's not pedophile. Right, not that. Not pedophilia? It's not pedophilia related. Grooming. No, it's not grooming related. Producing. Kinda. Music. Apparently, it means like he's like involved in everything. So this is like he took a part of this, like he is pushing this out because it's bad. Like they're saying like the ad is bad because diddy is involved like pushing. I still don't really get it. I think it means like industry plan. Yeah, industry plan. Like this sucks, but like diddy has a piece of it. I don't really get it. I sure did he's a brand new name or brain rot as the kids are calling these guys. Brain rot. Yeah, but I don't really get it. That involves diddy. Well, according to Know Your Meme, many speculate that it's a joke about diddy trying to be involved in seemingly everything perhaps due to status as an entrepreneur or pay off the numerous lawsuits surrounding him. Why does that mean brain rot automatically? Because people are just commenting on everything like they start saying it, oh, I put my foot on my plate. Anyway, that's kind of what I've been dealing with. I'm not I'm literally not exaggerating thousands of comments. Nice try diddy. Nice try diddy. At this point in my life, I aim to be completely offline by my 30th birthday. You'll have to be dead. No, I'm going, I'm going offline. I just saw a tweet yesterday that was like, we're, we're, we're nearing a renaissance. Sorry, I'm flaming it. Go into the battle. You're flaming. Yeah, I have allergies. We're nearing a renaissance of like under consumption and, um, and offlineism and sobriety and, um, abstinence. What makes you say this? I just saw a tweet that said it. Oh. And in that I say it depends like on the day, just I put a bunch of words out there because I didn't know where to go from nice try diddy. No, I don't, I just like don't really get it. I think it's stupid. And I'm not just saying that because people are bullying me. Okay. I told them. Like independently of people bullying me. I think that's like, it doesn't make sense to me how like diddy being involved in everything correlates to brain rot. Like it's just like, I don't know. I think it's a reach and I think you guys can come up with something better. That's all I'll say. Also the trailer for Andrew Garfield's new movie and Florence Pugh's new movie came out today. We live in time and I didn't watch it because I saved it for you. That's really special. Yeah. So we can do that in the bonus. Really brutal. But in what way? Like I'll be carted out of here and stretch her vibes. Oh. Yeah. Very interesting. Yeah. Let's just say Connor, do you mind if I just say that hate when Instagram doesn't work on my iPad? Why has an iPad, my iPad made like or iPads in general? Why haven't iPads updated or why haven't the apps updated to be user friendly on iPads? It seems like an easy thing to me. It does seem so easy. That's a UX designer issue, not us. Give me one second for me to tell you what I need to tell you. Oh my God. Wait, is he? The slogan of the movie we live in time is every minute counts. Okay. All right. Four minutes to save the world. So no. Someone's going to die. Someone's going to die. Someone's going to die. We only got four minutes. Frick it. Frick it. Four minutes, right? And I know it's going to be Florence because we always have to see like Andrew completely ruined and heartbroken. He just never gets a happy ending. Well, let's be. I would be less sad if he died to me. Like we just have to see him be tortured. I don't know. Florence P is such a good crier. She's I'm telling you it's going to be her that dies and we're going to have to watch him suffer. All right. I'm tired of watching him suffer. All to me. I don't know his personality at all. Like I haven't watched any movies with him in it. I don't think ever. So yes, you have. No, I think you don't realize how much he's been in. Have you not seen the social network? Does she know me? No, I haven't. You haven't seen the social network. You're lying. Why would I lie about not seeing the social network? I have no skin in the game. Have you not seen the social network? I haven't seen the Winklevoss twins in action. You clearly have if you know their names, no one would know their names if they didn't watch the movie. Well, I'm a man in tech. Barely. Oh my God. Not squirt telling me barely in tech. My screen time is 18. You've seen Spider-Man's too. I have not seen Spider-Man. I'm not a weeb. No, I don't. Potter, you're way off base. You are being insane right now. You're being off base. You are being like out of pocket. At least I'm not off base. I'm safe and I'm going to the next base. I'm going to second. Let's move on. And I might make it all the way home. Let's move on. But not the Spider-Man movie all the way home. Andrew's in that. I wouldn't know. But he played a really good trick on everyone saying that he wasn't in it. But guess what? He was. He wouldn't ask you all the whole time. No, they got pictures of him on set and he said they were photoshopped. Everyone believed them. I'm not being in a movie. I'm not in that. When I was in Real Brosa Simi Valley for about .4 of a second and I told everyone. No, because it was supposed to be like a surprise of all the Spider-Man's reuniting and Tom Holland's Spider-Man universe. Toby McGuire was in it too. Oh, yes. It was like a big thing. And like you were supposed to be in the theater and like scream. And Toby and Andrew went to one of the showings and hats. How precious. Love when celebrities were hats. I love the Spider-Boys. That's actually my willy. Actually, I don't need, I feel like I don't actually need to be with Toby McGuire right now. I see Toby McGuire all the damn time. He's around. It sucks because I see so many celebrities that I do not give about. Constantly Jeremy Fragrance. See him like twice a week. I'm like, why are you in my view right now? I never see anyone. Still every day. I see everyone. Toby McGuire, I've seen Toby McGuire on accident. I promise you 10 times. No, I know Tristan was just having a conversation with him. I'll be like right next to him in the most mundane situation. And I'm like. Hi, Toby. Si. No, like literally like at this point we would be friends. If it was any, I'd be like, I see you literally all the time. Like God works in such mysterious ways, TM. Like maybe we should be Rose. Let's go to the bonus because I need to watch that trailer. Okay. And I have a very special song that I need to listen to also. I think you'll like it. You know it for sure. Thank you guys so much. And we'll see you in the bonus. Thanks for listening. There isn't tea and listening that many forget about. So I wanted to bring that to the forefront of the conversation today on our way out. And I'm going to eat my burrito. Good. I'm glad you'll get that chance. Bye you guys. Thank you. Bye. This week I'm close friends. It's not I'm fucking you, you, you, you, you, you, you. What? More men wear bracelets. Now the neat stew. Wake up orgasm, breakfast orgasm, lunch orgasm, dinner orgasm, mail yearning is my favorite genre. My whole Twitter timeline is gay porn. Sign up on tmgstudios.tv to watch a full bonus episode. [MUSIC PLAYING]
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1:12 Intro
1:32 Alcoholic Mocktails
3:29 Fluff and Fold Struggles
5:25 Ruining A Crisp White Shirt
8:30 Virtual Smells
9:30 Connor’s Late Arrival
11:20 The Farmer’s Dog
13:19 Driving to the Airport
15:49 X-rays are IN
17:48 Disposable Clothes
19:51 Seaside Florida
22:18 Acorns
23:12 Displaced in the Airport
28:19 Dry Ass Skin
30:19 Fleeing from Diarrhea
34:04 The McDonald’s App
35:48 Spider Propaganda
39:51 Empathy for Spiders
43:17 Feeling Old
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46:54 Saving Lives with Magnets
50:15 Entitled Truck Driver
52:14 Max’s Late Night Surprise
55:39 Food off the Car Floor
58:17 Drunk Storytelling
59:29 Justice for Gypsy’s Ex
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1:07:00 Nice Try Diddy
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