Are you okay overall? Yeah, oh my God, yeah. Okay, good. Love being okay though, but in my gut, there's a sense of eariness. It's just when there's a calmness to you. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. Oh, how do you think I feel? Yeah. Yeah. Well, my stomach also, it could be just like-- Really? Yeah. Today, and it's been a while. You were kind of on time today. Yeah, well, I got up early today. The sun's getting up earlier. And it's kind of been inspiring me to get up a little earlier. Something is so wrong with my sleeping schedule, but I can't quite crack it. Because I'm just coming back from the East Coast. But I also can't get up before 11. LA time. Oh, maybe you're sick. I was really sick in New York. I guess that could be it. You're always sick when you get to New York. I'm always sick when I travel, because my fingers are in my nose on the plane. I think that's why. Which is random, yeah. So is. Speaking of picking my nose, sorry. Let's get that out. Let's get this out of the way. Let's go ahead and knock that out. I got a new nail shape when I got my nails done. It's almond. And picking your nose with the almond shape nails is crazy. It's like a little, like, Coke spoon. Which I have-- Jenny, I've only seen in movies truly. I'm not even just saying that. But it really is like such a device. It's a shape. It's a scooper. It's into the orifice. It's like an ice cream scooper. That's a better analogy. No, I like the first one. That's funny. Coke spoon caught me off guard. Yeah, me too. Let's get the Coke spoon and the picking the nose out of the way before minute four of the podcast. Do you have anything else to say about your stomach while we're at it? No. Like, honestly, I had it at overnight oats. And the cold brew coffee. I don't know if anyone else can agree with this. I can have three hot cups of coffee. And I can act like a normal adult. I can get half-- I'm not even halfway through this cold brew. And it is like I took a diuretic. Like it feels like I'm drinking Mira-lax. You know diuretic is something that makes you pee. Not something like you, diarrhea. I think we had that conversation. Or dehydrate you. It's dehydrate you and makes you pee. Coffee is also a diuretic, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well-- Well, here we are. Feels good to get that off our chest. It definitely does. Oh, my gosh. What else is on your chest? [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] On my chest? Yeah. Well, this is the first time I've been here since Jonathan Groff won a Tony. Oh, yeah. So history has been altered and shifted. And my life has divided into two parts now, which is amazing and exciting. It's always nice to be able to reframe the way that you think about your journey. Right. Through someone else's journey, especially. And their lens. And their lens, too. Oh, yeah, we were at the beach last week. Yeah, we went through the beach. No, this is related to Tony's. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we were at the beach last week, had a nice little birthday hangout at the beach. You were there. That was precious. And I was watching the Tony's on the beach, which was like a very wholesome, beautiful experience on my phone. And then I was also watching it on the car ride home. And then when I got home, I was watching it on the TV. So we were doing three different venues of Tony watching. And then that's when Jonathan won his Tony in the world, shifted on its axis. And I know you probably didn't watch his speech. I didn't get to it yet. He, he made history. Good. He made history with that speech. Tony, Tony history. He, let me, do you mind if I talk about Jonathan Groff for a second? No, no, please. Just whenever you're ready to talk about Jonathan Groff, here's the thing about Jonathan Groff. You would think that every night is his first night on the stage. He has not lost that sparkle that he had at three years old when he dressed up as Mary Poppins. He has not lost that sense of gratitude and joy. And you can see that in his performance. And you could see that in his speech. It's literally like every single night he's coming from the farm where he grew up to the Big Apple for the first time and his eyes are open wide. And I just, it's just, you feel that. When? Feel that, it coursing through your veins when you watch him on stage. No matter what he does. I want you to give that speech about me when I pass on. I just want you to replace Jonathan's name with mine. Okay. From that farmer who grew up to the Big Apple, it was always like, it was his first time accepting award X. I mean, I just, when you do something for so long, I mean, he's been, Sprint Awakening was 20 years ago. Of course. You know? So when you do something for that long, the sparkle tends to fade. His sparkle has not faded. Oh my God, that's so refreshing to see. The sparkle has not faded and it lives in all of us. And that's what makes his performance so special. He's spitting his sparkles onto us when he spit. He's hocked to with the sparkles. Yeah. So that was really one of the most magnificent speeches that I've ever seen. Yeah. And we lived through a moment in time in history, which is really exciting. That's really special. Yeah. I love living through moments of history. And I'll be telling my kids and their grandkids about where I was. When I watched John and then Groff went to Tony, which was just in front of the TV, which is pretty standard, but I'll never forget it. Yeah. That's so special. Yeah. Well, you knew it doesn't matter. I don't know. We knew he was going to win, but that doesn't make that moment any less special. Yeah. You know? You knew on the beach when you started tuning in. And Daniel Radcliffe also won for Mayor Lee, which was so well deserved. And, you know, I just, I can't say enough good things about that cast. Oh, this is so weird. Get this. So the cast is made up of three main characters. Right. Jonathan's character, Daniel's character, and then this other girl, Lindsey's character. And on the way home from New York, there was a woman on my plane wearing a Marley. We were all along t-shirt. And so, of course, me and Patrick were like, "Have you seen Marley?" That was Lindsey's aunt. Oh, my God. Yeah, Lindsey from the play, the third main character. She pointed to her on her shirt and was like, "You know this girl? That's my niece." And I said, "That is absolutely remarkable." That's my niece on my chest. Yeah. I was like in the presence of greatness, truly. That's awesome. Yeah. That's so special. Well, I'm happy for you guys. Thank you. Wait, how was Daffy Duck's birthday? Oh, it was Donald's. Donald's not. Oh, my God, forgive me. All good. Yeah, that's why I actually went to New York for Donald Duck's 90th birthday. Now, how was, how was his 90th? I mean, it was everything he probably could have dreamed of. Yeah. I'll be honest. Is he there? I didn't see him. But hitting his spirit. You could feel it. Yeah, Anderson Pack was there. Right. Which makes sense. They're close. I mean, they go way, way, way back. But yeah, it was beautiful. It was a great way to honor him in the 90 years that he has provided us with joy and love and laughter. And is Daffy his nephew? I don't know the difference between the two. Daffy, and you went to Donald's birthday? Donald is 90. Donald's 90. And where does that leave Daffy? Especially in relationship to Donald? I think Daffy is Daffy, D-A-F-F-Y. Daffy's going to be two F's. So that's the duck that I know. Oh, no. That's Daffy. I've never seen Daffy. Donald, you know Donald is the sailor. Of course. I think they're different companies. No. This is Disney. You don't know Donald? Oh my god. This is Disney. Daffy is Acme. Oh yeah. And Daffy's Looney Tunes. Yeah. Really insane that like they were-- Unrelated? They were able to like go without a seasoned assist with like a duck that was very closely related. Not looks wise, but personality. Oh look, they did have a crossover episode. Daffy and Donald. Wow. Versus Donald. So they're not, was it a conflict? Oh, they're butting heads here. Oh my god. What is the beef between Daffy and Donald? They didn't get along. Both of these ducks did not get along with anyone. I don't remember like Donald's personality. These ducks had beef with everyone. Really? Yeah, they were hard to get along with. Honestly, a lot of the Looney Tunes characters seem to have, like they weren't like a family. These ducks were divas. But when you think about who is like the most positive person in the Disney world? Ooh, great question. The most positive person, positive in what way? Just like, no issues with them. Disney is one that I could see like someone, they're being a Reddit thread. Unproblematic Disney character. Unproblematic Disney character. Um, I feel like-- I don't like-- Well obviously we've discussed a little mermaid and the problems with the-- I mean like in this world. Oh, in this, in the duck space? Like the mermaid has never met Donald or Daffy. I don't-- I'm not-- this isn't my space. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Quince. Whenever I'm gearing up for my next trip, deciding what to pack is always so stressful. The clothes I have either don't fit or worn out or just don't match. But then I discovered Quince. It's my go-to for high quality vacation essentials. I'll be packing for trips to come. Like premium European linen dresses, blouses, and shorts from $30 washable silk tops, premium luggage options, and so much more. The best part, all Quince items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. By partnering directly with top factories, Quince cuts out the cost of the middleman and passes the savings onto us. And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. And I love that. I love my Quince pieces so much. They feel so luxurious, and I don't need to spend an outrageous amount of money. They're essentially luxury pieces at a quarter of the price, which is awesome because the quality is still 100% there. Pack your bags with high quality essentials from Quince. Go to quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order, plus 365 day returns. That's q-u-i-n-c-e.com/bandc to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com/banc. Bugs Bunny, he's annoying. Right? I'm talking about these, motherfuckers. Oh, like Mickey? I don't like-- yeah. Oh, Mickey, yeah. Oh, it's so Donald. Okay, okay, okay. I've been thinking Looney Tunes this whole time. Okay. Goofy's like-- See, I don't like-- Hi. I don't think that Goofy is a dog that owns a dog as a pet. Because if you take that at absolute surface level-- Yeah. And if a human had a human on a leash-- It's like incest, ex-cannibalism vibes. It's kind of like-- Yeah, I'm not going to say it on this podcast. Oh, I don't even know what you're going for. If a human had another human on a leash living in their home-- Oh, yeah, it's not good. Yeah. It's a tough look. That's a tough look. Yeah, I see where you're coming from with that. And honestly, I really-- again, I don't know these guys that well. I was never in time like Mickey. Are you ready for me? It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside. It's fun inside. It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, dog. I know the whole thing for them. Yeah, no, that's great. I never really-- I guess that's why I have such lore with these people. They all have their own little issues. I'd love to do a deep dive on Reddit. Maybe that's a story for a different day. Because I think if you don't know these characters, I think there's probably a lot of people that don't. No, I feel like I'm in the minority. I feel like a lot of people know these guys. How the hell are these? I'm more familiar with them. These are the loony tunes. I'm more familiar with them too. Okay, so sorry for anyone listening on audio. I mean, I'm needing a lot of visual help here, so if you're listening, whatever. Yeah. I hope you're okay. You know, Pepe Le Pew? I know Pepe Le Pew. Pepe Le Pew? Yeah. Pepe Le Pew might know Lagumi papa. Oh, that makes sense. And Don Laison. That makes sense. And they spend time at Gu Lagoon. Gu Lagoon with Pepe Le Pew. That makes sense to me that there's crossover there too. Now that little pig was-- I don't know him well at all. Yeah, that's Porky the Pig. I didn't like how he was like-- She's like a Pikmi. Yeah, like Porky the Pig was so Pikmi. He was always like-- Like that's what I think of when I-- He's doing it right now. I think you know why I never really-- Hands behind his back like me. Oh, I do like Tweety Bird. But you know why I never really connected with these? You're right. Like it's not a cohesive family unit. Like they're always at odds. Like give me-- I like need more of like a modern family. Like I need the love. Show me the love. That would be Mickey Mouse. It was too much conflict. It was too much conflict. There's no conflict almost at all on Mickey Mouse Club. Really? Yeah, now it's for ages born through three. But there's little to no conflict and I think you would really resonate. Speaking of ages born through three, you know it sucks how we're born zero. Did we talk about this? We have, yeah. We touched on it at least. No, it doesn't totally make sense to me still. Because now that I'm 28, I'm technically on my 29th year, which is annoying me. So I'm not-- I don't really get it. I'm sorry. So because when you turn-- Because when I turned 28, that means I've lived a full 28 years. It's not like I'm entering my 28th year. It's like I've completed. I did 28 laps around the sun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I understand. Yeah. So now I'm entering the 29th year, which is-- You know what? I'm trying to reframe the way I think about age is pretty. Well, let's not forget that that North or South Korea, whichever one is the good one, they're both good in their own way. No, they're not actually-- No, I'm sorry. I wanted to get ahead of something, but the bad one is scary. Whatever one is the less than not scary one. South. I didn't say North Korea is good. Well, now I did. Okay. We have to move on. We make our heart. I have to just stop like clarifying things because it makes things worse. We make our heart, though. Yes. So they decided, you know what? No, we're not doing all this nonsense. And we're going to bring everyone two years back, which is super nice. Wait, what? They were like, you can be two years younger than technical. I swear. No, Connor, I think it's that you're born one. Nope. I know what I'm talking about, kind of. Okay. Well, then let's read that. New age system explained. South Koreans officially became a year or two younger on Wednesday as new laws requiring the international method of age counting took effect. South Koreans woke up a year or two younger after the government changed the East Asian Nation's traditional age counting system. Hello, man. Wait, why did they do that? I'm going. Oh my God, I'd kill to be 26 again. You are. I don't even remember, like, this time in my life has gone by so weirdly fast. Like, I remember being 25 and then 26 and 27. I don't recall. They're all the same. She'd start taking lion's man. Well, you know, I've started my diary, but I'm obsessed with my diary. Good. I got one too. No, it's on my iPad. Oh, I got one that I write things down in. Oh, let me read it. I haven't opened it out of the plastic yet. Okay. But I got it on TikTok Shop. I am. I still haven't made a purchase on that. I went from TikTok, TikTok Shop virgin and, like, so, so, so again, like anti TikTok shop. And then one time, I was like, it's right here. Like, why don't I just click purchase? Yeah, I broke the seal. I popped my cherry and the floodgates opened wide. I have purchased so many things from the TikTok Shop. It's so easy. I'm sure that somebody owns all of my banking information. It's, like, way too. I've never typed a credit card into the TikTok and it had it. Was it Apple Pay? I was, no, and I was ready to be like, all right. I got my wallet out. Like, I'm sitting on the couch. I'm right. I can't. This is one time where I can type in my shipping billing information. It'll be here in two days. I'm way too lax about clicking. Like, don't ever forget me. On my, on my tabs, on my internet. It's like, would you like us to remember this? Yeah. Please don't forget about me. Please never forget my credit card number for as long as we both shall live. Because that's an ink, that's a slight inconvenience to me and I won't tolerate it. I'll tell you what, I got, I got kicked off because I got a new debit card and it kicked me off my spot of I premium. That's horrible. It's been a week and I'm listening to ads instead of typing in my, you know, humiliating that was over the weekend when I was on Ox and the, in the Uber and I was like, sorry, y'all. We got two commercials real quick and it really puts like the mood, throws the mood. Yeah, you not choose what song you want to listen to. You can't. Perfect. What you can do though, and I'll do a little TBT for anyone who has forgotten, you can click the song you want to listen to, but it gives you like a playlist. And then that song is somewhere in the playlist. Right. Right. It's like Pandora. Pandora's box. Yeah. You can click, you can only get two, two scripts in a day. Yeah. Perfect. Why are you putting yourself through that? Ken, because guess what? When you go to update your premium account in the app, it goes, you ran out on a premium and I'm like, okay, let's, let's, let's figure it out together. You can't update it in the app. You cannot pay for, you cannot upgrade to premium inside the app of Spotify. That has been happening to me like on Amazon, you can't, on the app on your phone, you can't like download a Kindle book. Is that not the dumbest thing you've ever heard in your life? No, I texted you when I tried to figure out how to listen to an audiobook. And I was like, how do I even do it? And they're like, you have to download Audible. That's the entire purpose of apps is to download things. Brooke, that that's one of those things where I'm like, something is fishy here. And I don't know how to put my finger on it. And I don't even know how anyone benefits from me having to switch apps to do this. It's, it's well, it's stupid. Because if you are an app and you, you can't offer to purchase things natively through Apple without giving them 30%. Oh. Oh. Wait, is our apps on our phone short for Apple? Like, is that what app? Application. Application. Okay. Well, I think that they should change things up. That would have been a good branding moment. This is an intuitive to me. And so it must be changed. Oh, I agree. I completely agree. Yeah. So Donald Duck's birthday was good. Um, oh my God, get this. Hit me. I found a bar in New York. Connor, you couldn't get me out of there with a forklift. What happened? I mean, I just didn't want to leave. I was there till three every night, which as you know, my bedtime is 10 latest. It was, I mean, it's my home. And I can't wait to go back. Um, I think I mean, probably everyone probably already like knows a bit that lives in New York. It's not like I'm like discovering anything, but it's called Marie's Crisis. And it's a show tunes piano bar. Cool. 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Yeah, well you were at a bar until three every night. It's a little fuzzy for some reason. Where is it? Because you were staying in Times Square. Oh god, I was, yeah, I was staying in Times Square. That's wild as hell. Yeah, it was in West Village. But I can't wait to go back and I've never felt that way about a bar. That's so awesome. Yeah, they're my family. Definitely. Once it passes like 130, it's definitely a unique crew who then obviously they're my family. That goes without saying. New York is so interesting because like 130 is like completely fine to go out on like a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Because they go to dinner at like 10. See, it was feeling pretty dead to me. Oh, well because of the heat wave. Oh my god. I unlocked a new level of discomfort. You know, when you're just like uncomfortable in your body, like you're not in pain necessarily, but like you're uncomfortable, which can sometimes be worse. It was 98 degrees. In the city. In the city. So it's like 150. So it was about 150. Okay, I was sick. So I had like a very like flummy cough and just like my ears. My ears had those like bubbles in them. Like they weren't popping. Horrible period cramps. Good. And anxiety. And that was the highest level of discomfort that I've ever been able to unlock within myself. Sitting in a park because did not have access to the Times Square hotel room on the last day. And the last day was the hottest day. That was a 98 day. So we just have to sit outside in the park. Okay. Hotel hack. What? If they have a gym in the hotel, you usually leave your stuff at the front. Yeah. You can explore all day. And then at the gym at the end of your sweat, your time, just your sweating time. Uh-huh. You can go bring some clothes to the gym, shower in the locker room, put on new clothes and then head out. Oh, well, I mean, I left myself there. I just didn't shower. Good. Which I smelled horrible and looked horrible. One of my celebrity crashes was on the plane. Who? Nat Wolf. Yeah. Who I had just spoken about on Obsess. Which I'm like, is that manifestation? Or do I just talk about every single person that exists? No, I don't think you talk about every single person that exists. Okay. There's actually only four. Four people that exist? Mm-hmm. That you talk about. Who are they? Nat Wolf. Jeremy Strong. I'm not taught that I'm really taught. What? Jeremy Strong. Jeremy Allen Strong. What's his name? Are you talking about Jeremy Allen White or Jeremy Strong? Jeremy Strong. Okay. I knew that was his name. Jonathan Groff. Yeah. I talk about him. I definitely talk about him. Yeah. There's more than four, but definitely like two hands of people. That was crazy. It was nice to see him seriously. It was absolutely so nice to see him. It was a pleasure. But I've never looked uglier, which sucks. No, it's fine because there's no where to go, but up or down. Whatever's easier. Whatever works for you. Whatever's more beautiful to go down. I pray. I can't go down from that moment. Look from the looks perspective. Oh, that's great. Yeah. You can only pray. One can only wish and hope. Yeah. So that was great. I don't think I did anything else. Besides the bar and Donald's bidet. How about you? How was your week? It was good. Oh my gosh. I'm realizing that like I actually don't remember anything I did. I would say I'm a Cisco this weekend. Oh my God. How was that? I golfed. It was fun. I'm getting in. Oh, yeah. What was that? What was your outfit? It was just we needed like a secret theme for our thing. And I was like, I think we should just do golf efforts because you can you can buy them in a full set in a color and it was like easy to do. And we were definitely the best dress. Yeah, you looked spiffy. I'm going to wear those pants again. Okay. You can't like I was like too nervous. Say like they're they're nickers, but like it's the scary. That's the scariest thing to say. Just avoid it all cause if possible. But they looked so good. Like I don't know why that's not like a more popular garb in today's culture because they don't touch your ankles, but it's like intentional. So you can show off your socks. I think a really smart move for a sock company would be to like also sell these pants because then the socks would get so much more screen time. They're cool. Like I looked cool and like my ass look fat and I was like blowing in the wind. It was great. You were blowing in the wind. Yeah, it was my pants were kind of like blowing in the wind. Like I totally understand why they used to wear these in days of yore. One time when I was really skinny, I did blow away. I'm not even just saying that. Oh, what? What do you mean? In the wind. The wind will be all right. I think I was in like ninth grade and there was a huge windstorm and I literally couldn't. I was so petite and tiny that I like couldn't really stand. It was knock on me over. Whoa. Yeah. That's awesome. That's my goal weight. Yeah. Get to get to a spot where the wind will actually blow you up. I'm trying to get back to my birth weight. But that can only happen because of my height too. Because it's like very bite-sized. I feel like if you were so close to the ground, it would be harder for the wind to pick you up and knock you over. Oh my god, did I tell you that's one of my new stress dreams? That the wind has picked you up. It's like being tied to a balloon and just floating away and then knowing that the balloon is going to pop and you're just going to plummet. That is horrible. Isn't it? I keep having dreams that I own an Airbnb and that my Airbnb guests will not leave. Oh, squatters? Yeah, but like they have the doors locked and I'm like, I have guests that have arrived. Like I need to let them in. I wonder where Airbnb is at an issue with squatters. How bad is that? It's like that like my dreams are that I'm a landlord. That's not bad. It's like sick. I wake up feeling so stressed. Yeah, I'd never had a peaceful dream. Oh, okay, I'm going to go through my notes really quick if that's okay. It is. And they're not like coherent, which will come as a surprise to now one. One, can. Any dots on the Can Film Festival? Oh, they were talking about the weed drink. Oh. Which I am, I've quit the banky completely. Oh, I know. It's all one TikTok that it's bad for you. And my health anxiety is so much greater than my need to hit a banky. Health anxiety? You've got one banky. Gone. Gone. Which like, I should have like, I don't know why I thought before that it wasn't bad for me. But that one TikTok really put things into perspective. I know. So now I'm just drinking my cans. The cans are good. There's nothing bad in the can. There's nothing bad in the can. They're great. They're so good. No, they are so good. They are so good. They are expensive. They are. Does that hydrate you? It's not water. Right, but it's a liquid. So it's like vodka. Right. Does that hydrate you? No, coffee is a liquid and it's a diuretic. Right, I knew that about coffee. So no, it doesn't. I think you'd like to show an answer now. Okay. Why do you ask? I'm just curious because I don't drink water. So I was thinking maybe that could be nice to get some hydration in the system with me a can. With your weed drink? It can kill two birds once now. Oh my gosh. Hydrate me edible. Yeah, if it's not too much to ask. I mean, I'm sure you can get- I'll go out of your way, but if- Like if you're- Don't mind, since you're already here. Since you're already in liquid form, it would you mind also filling out my cells? Yeah, but without myself. You could probably just bust out and through. Yeah, if it's easier, yeah. You should get the weed drops. Concentrated weed drops. That sounds like it would kill me. No, and then put it in a jug of water. Oh, I just see, I don't see that going well. This is like a perfect example of like, do you want comfort or a solution? Yeah, comfort. I'm giving you both. Comfort. Okay, yeah, they're hydrating. You should drink three cans tonight before you get a bet. Just tell me what I want to hear. It's not hard. Yeah, I mean, I would never touch high THC drops with a 10-foot pole. This is when like my intrusive thoughts would like, I would be like, what if I just put the whole thing in? What if? Yeah, and I don't know why I theoretically could have those thoughts. Like, what if I just ate this whole tin of gummies? But I, for whatever reason, this is really making me feel like I'm going to drink that whole thing impulsively. The craziest thing to me about like the weed, all of the things that weed can come in is like, they make half of the things that I think that weed comes in like really delicious. And then I get hungry and I'm like, all I have are these delicious gummies. Camino gummies are so delicious. They are so delicious. It's almost impossible to stop. Delicious. Um, I agree. Yeah. Make non-weed-induced Caminos, if possible. That's just candy. Make candy. It really should. Camino should just make candy. I think the candy industry is way bigger than the THC industry. Why not step into it? Well, I think that then you get a little bit confused in your factory. Oh my god, if they could somehow put weed inside of a nerd's gummy cluster, I'd be flying. Sworing, flying. There wouldn't be a star in heaven I couldn't reach. Those are so fucking good. They're so good. And I'm not a big candy girl. The first. Like I'd always buy their chocolate. I like had an edible. One of my friends. There's your answer. Well, I have one of them. Nerd's gummies? Are those real? That's made by nerds? No. No, but. Basically. Oh, that looks like an Everlasting Gobstopper. Which I would love to try one of those one day too. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Okay, sorry. No one said anything, so. Well, I think that it's just it's it's your experience. It's your lived experience. Look up. Can you look up Everlasting Gobstopper? Just for a visual, they look the same as an as an weed and weed infused gummy cluster. Okay, they don't look anything alike, sorry. It's okay. Do you think you would have won a gold ticket? I think you would have too. And I think I would have gotten very close to Willy Wonka. And then. You would have cloud chased him too hard. He would have gone too hard, set the Rogan style. Yeah, he would have killed me. Asked me to leave. He would have drowned you in the chocolate. No, it would have been one of those things where like. He is like. And then tells his assistant. Like, yeah, you would be. I need to work it out. Immediately. Yeah, but I would have a good Instagram. Hey guys, this episode of Broken Conner Make a podcast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is. Heck yeah, or can't believe it or how is this real? 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Like they would they would they're just dancing and singing the whole time. I have a kind of like love. And they're mischievous. Yeah. Which I could see you like being able to wrap your head around. I could see that for myself for sure. But I definitely think I could I have what it takes to win. Okay, I know that this is probably like an issue now. But like I would love to roll around with a group of oompa loompas. Like bar to bar and it's me and all of my oompa loompas. Right. No, I get yeah. It's nice to have friends. Like all my little oompa loompa thugs like they are legit might might. Or the thugs. Because they literally take care of all of his business. They're like, Oh, we need to hide a body. We're on it. Yeah, that's true. They're like his PR team as well as his his mom. Yeah, mafia. Yeah. Now, I guess he really willy wonka. That's he is a cult from a boss perspective. What do we always say if you're under four six legally that. It's under four ten under four ten legally. That's a disability. I think that's when you're technically a little person. Yeah, right. But like all of these little people, I guess it. I mean, no matter how you look at it, they are people. You know, is he providing them? No, the oompa loompas, even though he calls them oompa, I don't know. To me, how many more years do we have with willy wonka? I think everybody's already come to terms with the fact that he's problematic. What a freak. Oh my God. Yeah. We're just jumping right to the F word. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. No one's watching willy wonka now in this day and age and being like, yep, that's normal. That's a good man. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. And I think that that even is like the Johnny Depp version. Maybe that was like really trying to like showcase kind of like elevating the freak level. Was almost like a commentary on like, yeah, look, this guy is a freak. When we when we put it this way. But when you look at when you crunch the numbers, when you look at his childhood, like nothing in your childhood. Shapes you to like go and employ only little people from a different country like that is like. Did you not watch the movie? I might be missing this whole backstory of how he came across the olympus. Right. He went to the jungle and got cacao. If you could willy wonka style or excuse me, Charlie's grandparents style rotten bed with three other people. Who would they be? I need one person that can sing, but that doesn't sing like all the time for no reason. But just like, oh my gosh, do a Dell, you know, and then I need. So would you pick a Dell? Oh my god. Yeah, I would pick a Dell. I forgot that I'm like out to pick a Dell. Yeah, yeah, I would definitely pick a Dell. A Dell would be one. I think Eddie Murphy would be another one. And I need to circle back to Eddie Murphy. So don't let me forget. Eddie Murphy, a Dell, I'm on such a hot street right now. Okay, and then so I've got like. I'm kind of like covering my base like funny. They're both funny, but like a Dell can sing really well. I'm sure Eddie can sing. And then I want like. You think of him as donkey. Yeah, as donkey. I kind of need one more, but I kind of want to have an entrepreneur and bad with me. Just so that like we can come up with ideas a lot too. But you don't have access to the outside world really. No, I know, but that's fine. It's always fun to come up with ideas for for shits and gigs. For shits and gigs. An entrepreneur. I honestly think Mark Cuban would be fun in that group. Really? Yeah. Or Barbara Cooper. Mark Cuban and. Honestly, no, Barbara, Barbara Corrin. I'm going to pick her. Okay. Me, Barbara Corrin, Eddie Murphy and a Dell. Okay. Dream blunt rotation. Dream blunt rotation. Oh my gosh, we would have so much fun in bed together as for. I've always thought that about you guys. Jonathan Groff. Yeah, Shocker. I think I want all three to be able to sing to me. Like a quartet. Oh my god, I'll just do all of the Seamores from Little Shop of Horrors. We can just do Jonathan Groff, Darren, Chris and Andrew Barth Feldman. Oh my gosh, great. Yeah. And they could just all sing. Broken bed with with three singing men. With the Seamores. Broken the Seamores. Broken the Seamores. Yeah, that works for me pretty well. I'm going to go through my note page really quick. So we actually didn't even touch on Cannes Film Festival because. We started talking about weed. So I also want to circle back that it's been a year since me and Brooke thought we got invited to Cannes Film Festival in France. And we're actually just invited to the Cannes grand opening of their fried chicken facility in Manhattan. So now we've had two misunderstandings with Cannes Film Festival. One, we thought it was a weed drink. Two, we thought it was a fried chicken facility. Three, we'll never be invited to Cannes Film Festival in France. Don't say that in this space. Oh wait, we're going to be invited next year. We only have to wait one more year, you guys. And then me and Brooke. Oh, it doesn't even have to be next year. We're on we're in no rush. Well, it's a film festival that happens annually. Right. But it could be an. You know, you don't stop living after 28. So that's true, but you are 26. So we have that's true. That's true. Three more full years to be invited. Love to be next year though. Oh, you know what's so weird? I feel I figured out this year. Cause I was kind of like, I'm confused what it is. There's it's like an advertising. I think there's two. Oh, I think there's like the film one. And then whatever like you're seeing influencers at. Advertising. Something, yeah. And like the new world online. How many years are we going to have the like the new world online? Like navigating the new the new influencer world. It's like, I think that we can navigate it now. I think we kind of just like like things and and see an ad. And then, you know, buy something from the TikTok shop. That's got intended. I got a pillow on the TikTok shop. I'm going to update everybody because I'm I keep falling asleep on one of my arms. Like every every night. And it actually wakes me up because the arm is so dead. And then it's pitch black and I have to move my my dead arm like over to like switch sides. And it's so hard. And there was one time, I think I talked about this on here at some at some point, but I was asleep like this. Like this. Okay. Oh wait, no. How did I? Yeah. I was like this. Okay. Like this. Okay. Oh, like this. Okay. Like this. Okay. So I had my elbow like this in this way. And then I go. Oh, I need to get I need to get this arm. I need to roll over to the other side. And so I go to roll my whole body rolls, but the arm doesn't roll. All right. And I well, I hyper extended. I landed on that arm going this way. Imagine that that waking you up. That's horrible. So I got this pillow where you can stick your arm into the pillow. Oh, that awesome. It keeps your head up off of it. And it's supposed to keep your arm like the blood flow through your arm. So yeah, you can sleep like that. I might never wake up. It didn't get delivered yet. It's I got a notification on the way here that it was being shit that. Wow. Oh, I've got to try that. But you know, I need such a thin pillow that I worry. I don't even use pillows, but I actually need. Because my back is hurting. Y'all my back is hurting. Yeah, I think the way it could be nice for you. It could be so nice. And then I got my journal. Good. From TikTok shop. From TikTok shop. Because it's one of those. It's like, I get better every day with this journal. I'm like, all right, let's see if I do. Okay. And then I got. What else did I get from TikTok shop? The vitamin pills. The D3 vitamin pills that everyone's like, do you have high cortisol? I'm like, maybe by. I'll take all these and we'll see if I still do. Oh, I need those. We know. We know. Yeah. We do. Okay. So next one I have in my notes is fruit trees with thorns. Okay. And let me try to remember. Oh, I know what that is. This is the dumbest thing I'm going to say on the podcast. I'm not even going to say it. Did you hear about what's going to happen with the all I was going to say? It's dumb. Like I don't even want to say it. It's embarrassing. Everything else we've been talking about. Well, like I think like I know that fruit trees have thorns to like deter animals. But like I think when I wrote this and I was thinking like if they wanted to deter people, like I reach through thorns and get like a lime or a lemon every single time I have to pick a lime or a lemon. But like what I wouldn't pick off is like a hairy ass kiwi. Like that deterrs me because it's like a tree's ball sack. Like I don't want to eat that. But they're hairy. They're hairy in the supermarket too. Yeah. Oh, see that's why I didn't want to say it on the podcast because it does. It's not like it doesn't hold any water in this argument. Okay. So you're saying all fruit should be in case in a hairy sack. No, I'm saying they shouldn't they should be with. I know for protection for the fruit sake. Oh, I think maybe they should look into being hairy. Because to me that's gross. You know, like I don't want to eat this hairy fruit. Okay. So if you guys have like troubles with people stealing fruit off of your trees, just go ahead and do. Maybe encourage them to be hairy if you do add some hair to your fruit trees. Like I promise you people will stop stealing your fruit. Like a little toupee on every orange. That's good. Okay. You know, phone wigs from Broad City. Yeah. Like make some orange wigs fruit wigs. Imagine a banana stock of bananas and there's hair coming off the top of their heads. Well, originally the way I pictured it originally was just like kind of like peach fuzz over like the whole fruit. And now I'm picturing like a full blowout. Like a Brazilian on a rack of bananas. But like you also be like, that's a gorgeous. Like that could actually attract me. That's a gorgeous set of bananas. But some things like making me not want to eat them. Sure. Maybe because it's being personified. Right. Maybe because the fruit is being personified. Yeah. And you start to develop an attachment to it. Did the Olympics are coming out? Yeah. In Paris. Paris is just having a year. What else did it do? Cannes Film Festival. Doesn't it do that every year? Yeah. But they're all they're having the Cannes Film Festival. But you heard about the river. It's also not in Paris, right? I don't know. I think it's in Cannes. I think it's in Cannes. My gut. I have a hunch that it might be in Cannes. So I think it's telling me. My gut is saying that the film festival might be in Cannes. 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So much for supporting us in that way with the merch and we hope you love it. There are still teddy bears and keychains available if that suits your fans. So thank you and talk to you soon. Now, so they added something to the, is it swimming? So they're going to do all of the swimming events in the River Sen. But the River Sen is like the most disgusting foul river. The river in New York, like the East River or whatever, like people don't get in that. And I think that the levels of bacteria and crap are like so high. That gave me full full body. And the government officials are saying, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Because we have been like putting in proactive reactive, like measures to like clean the river. And so now all the government officials are like, we're going to get into the river and show you guys that it's safe for these people that for the athletes to get in. And now there's a protest going on. And I don't know exactly what they're protesting. I do not get it kind of because there is like a huge protest going on that got sent out to like everyone in France where they have a scheduled time to poop in the river so that it hits Paris at the same time right when the government officials are getting in. Because they're protesting these officials so that. Damn, that's like the Boston Tea Party. But like your apps, yeah. Yeah, on the rocks. It's it's the Paris. Bowel party. It's a poop party. It's a poop party. And you're invited. And you're in everyone's invited. Okay. So French people protesting the Olympics by shitting in a river. So the government spent. Okay, here it is. Tomorrow and this is what the sun looks like today. The government has spent over a billion euros trying to clean the sun before the Paris Summer Olympics that start in one month. And it's not working. So Parisians have set up a website telling everyone to go poop in the sun tomorrow on June 23rd, which is when President Emmanuel Macron and Paris Mayor Anadolgo both said they'd go swim to prove it's clean. The website even has a calculator so that people who live far from Paris can know when they need to poop in the river for a time. Can I say something? Like I'm kind of not following. Also, is everyone going to get in or like just like lean over? How would you even position yourself? I think that all the sewage systems might go to the sun and that's what she's saying. No, I don't think so. She's saying go like. I think they're pooping directly into it. They're going to poop right into the river. Yeah, that's what I'm gathering. Have you ever pooped in water? No, I remember I was texting you about that like last year. No. I had like the worst. Oh yeah, I do remember that. Summit issue at the beach and there was no bathroom for like a mile. And I was texting you and I was like, do you think that's okay or not really? And you were like, not really. No, not really. I walked really, really, really far. Only because you just don't know what the outcome of that is going to be. Like have you ever seen when people race? I'm glad I did. I definitely got I didn't do it. When I thought it was life or death. Like in rivers race, the little rubber duckies and they all come like down the river. Like the river said is going to be looking like that because there's going to be a lot of floaters. Depending on your diet, it could be a singer or a floater. This is making me a little nauseous. We can move on. Nauseated. Yeah, I was going to say we used to do that at camp. You pooped in the water? Yeah, we called it an aquedump. And it was felt like a water birth. We can move on. All right. It's freaking me out. Sorry, y'all. There's a new Shrek movie. That's what I wanted to talk about with Eddie Murphy. Donkey spin off. Well, no, there's a new Shrek movie. And then I think an addition. Hey, Donkey, spin off. What? Yeah. I don't want them to do any more Shrek movies. I don't think I've even seen Shrek 3. Shrek the third. Shari, Shrek the third. Shari. Or maybe like once I've seen Shrek 3. Shari, I don't know if I've seen Shrek the third. I think maybe once, but like. Wait, have you seen Shrek 4? Because apparently they're working on Shrek 5 and Donkey spin off. No, no, stop after 2. Donkey spin off makes sense. But I thought like everyone hates Mike Myers now, which is a tough. Oh. I don't think he's like fully like. He's just hard to work with. Like, I'm horrible. I want to say also like being hard to work with is not cancelable. You know, like it's Mike Myers. He can be hard to work with. Well, that's okay. You can, yeah, I mean. Sure, yeah, you can also. I just won't hire him on my set. You can be a, you can be a great person. Also, if you love Mike Myers, like he probably might love you. You too. What? He probably doesn't know who you are. And that's okay. Because he's Mike Myers at the end of the day. What did Mike Myers? His name doesn't hold a lot of weight for me. Austin Powers. Yeah, I never. Never seen awesome powers. I know I wouldn't like it. Oh my God, you would. Beyonce is in awesome powers. Yeah, I do know that. Foxy Cleopatra. She's good too. She like really, really kills it. Yeah, I mean, of course. I believe that with my whole heart and chest. But I just have no interest. Like I just can't believe Beyonce is Beyonce a billionaire. I would imagine so. I don't know if she is 800 million. She's not, but Jay-Z is. I can't believe Jay-Z is a billionaire. And Beyonce is like going to be a billionaire after she's done with her tour. And she like played Foxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers. Like that's very cool to me. Yeah, her resume. Yeah, that is cool. Okay, I do want to say something about all of my facial products that I've received recently. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. One, the rock came out with like a line of shampoos and like things for some reason. Like, you know, like your last thing you can do as the biggest star in the world to like cash in forever is come out with liquor and like shampoo. Even though you don't have hair and you've famously never had hair. Sure. But his stuff smells so good. I can see that. And it's so fresh. And I put on his papatouille. Did you buy it or was it sentient? Sent to me. And he's in everything in his arsenal. He himself. He himself. The body wash reminds me so much of being 14 years old. Like Irish spring smell, but like. I love the smell of axe. You know what? It's stuff like that in Abercrombie. You know what? I want to smell clean. Outwardly clean when I get out of the shower. I like the scent. There's a lot of shampoo I use. I'm like, okay, like I know that it's cleaning me. But like there's no smell on me. Like I kind of like for like an hour after I shower it'll be like I smell like I shower. Oh yeah. Oh, of course. Call me crazy. No, I feel very strongly that way too. But he he he also came out with like an under eye bag thing. And I guess it doesn't rub in because you think I'm sweating. Right. I do. But I have no bags. But you have no you don't have bags. You don't either. Well, I'm wearing concealer. But like usually you can actually see the volume of the bag. Like on my bags? No, not your bag. I don't I actually like don't really have eye bags. Really? Yeah. And that weird. I do all the time. I could get all the sleep in the world and I will have bags. I just get puffy. Oh. Like puffed up to the gods. I get puffy too, I guess. But I'm let's like the one thing I looked down on is no eye bags. Oh, I'm eye bags central. I like I said, I'll be healthy as a baby bird and I will have swole. I also like don't know why we as a nation. I guess I mean society decided that I bags. Whoa. Eye bags like should be covered. Like I think they're kind of cute and chic. They are. Kind of like it feels like you should have a cigarette. Well, that just means you're dehydrated and tired. Like that's what eye bags mean. And that's no, but I know there are so many people who just have eye bags all the time. I can't think of any. My sister has eye bags all the time and she's so hydrated. Oh, good. It's just like a built-in feature of the system like Bluetooth function. Oh, yeah. Your Bluetooth device is ready to pass. Yeah, it's always paired. Yeah. Um, I think they're cute. That and I think sunburn is really sweet. I do too. I'm so scared to reach the age where I'm like telling people to I've been putting on sunscreen a lot recently on my nose. I need. Yeah. My snaas gets burned even when I walk to my car. Really? Yeah. But I need to get a good base burn, honestly. I need to be more vigilant about sunscreen. That's my favorite smell in the world. Is that pink copper tone sunscreen? You need to get the vacation perfume. No, but it won't have the nostalgia. Brooke, it smells exactly like the spray on banana boat. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of banana boat. Yeah, the banana boat has this. Oh my God. I bought a bottle of it a few years ago and just like put it on like perfume, like on my wrists and my neck. And I was just like happy. I used to wear it as hair gel. I would spray it on like hair gel and it kind of it kept some firm and some sheen. You love having that like a beach out of hair. Oh, I love it. I've jumped in the ocean every day for like two weeks. Oh, in the morning? Mm-hmm, because I run on the beach and then I jump in. I'm scary. I mean, I don't swim out to the middle. I didn't think you did. It's the sharks can come up to the shore now, Dave. I'm learning that that they've actually learned about how close they can come. They're learning about the shore. They're going to be down at the shore all summer long, too. Someone just died from a shark attack. It's really, really scary. Like, I'm not going in deep this summer. I am. Or maybe in at all. I am, because to me, like, to me, Shark Attack means like, OK, cool, we got one out of the way. Like, no, no, no. That was not about the person that died. But like, if there is-- You get attacked then? Like, Shark attacks are so rare that if it's like lightning striking. That like, if a shark attacks once-- No, it seems like now if a shark attack once, if a shark attacks once, it just attracts more sharks. Or the same shark to come back. Maybe I'm-- maybe we both don't know. That's a possibility. It's a possibility. I went to the aquarium. I know. You know what's so weird is I was thinking about going to the aquarium and then you went. I saw some sharks. That's awesome. Oh my god, did you see those eels I saw? They looked like robots. I was like, there's no way that those things are real. Like, I thought they were decoration. One of my scariest times in the ocean, two date, is I used to go down with my GoPro and I used to go down to the bottom. And I was down filming this, like, little puffer fish. And he was like looking at my camera and stuff. And then to my left, my dad's going, because that's the sound you can make underwater. Oh, okay, I didn't realize you were underwater for a second. Yeah, I'm talking to a puffer fish. Do you think I was at a diner? I don't know. I don't know what I thought. I guess I thought you were snorkeling. So you were kind of close to the bed. Oh, I was snorkeling, but I was underwater. I was at the bottom with my circle. What good does that do? You can go down to the bottom and look in the rock. No, I know, but why have the snorkel on? Because then you go up and then all the water comes out and then you keep snorkeling. Okay, so I go down, my dad starts making that noise, which in my family means look, look, look. And I look and there's an eel, like not in its area. Not a big eel, it was probably this big. Like coming at me and it's coming at me. And I'm like, and I'm swimming and I keep going like this, like turning and it's following me. And it has teeth. They're not huge. It's not going to like kill me, but holy shart. It was coming at me with speed. That's so scary. It had a need for speed. Oh my gosh. I saw like when I pictured eels in my head, like this wouldn't have even been close. They were like a little play-doh or clay. And they were big and they were, I can't even really explain it. They look so scary. In the little mermaid, they actually nailed what eels look like to me. Can you look up little mermaid eels? Me? No. That's what eels look like. That's for real. I'm telling you, this eel looked like more like Wallace and Grommett's style. Claymation. It was like, I really thought it was fake. One of the scariest things ever. I've been seeing like a lot of sea lions too recently. At the beach. Is that okay? Yeah. They're so fucking massive. They are the size of a Toyota. No Volkswagen Jetta. They're massive. Are they sweet? No, they're territorial. Really? Yeah, and they swim and I can see them and then there'll be people surfing. And I'm like, and then they go underwater and I'm like, oh my god, those guys have no idea that there's just this massive beast. Like, sea cow underneath them. I don't think I know the difference between a sea lion and a seal. Seals can also bite you, but they don't. And sea lions are fucking gosh darn massive. Sea lions look like big fat beasts. Seals are just kind of like sweet little, sweet little nothing. Yeah. That are being whispered in your ear. Do you want to tell us about the DMV? Wait, yeah, really quickly. I do want to say one time I was in the ocean in Hawaii and I look up and when I had since the time of me getting into the ocean, I looked back at the beach like gauge where I was and a massive sea lion had swam up, swam up, swam up to the shore and was like laying on the shore. I'll sprawled out and I was like, Loki kind of spooky. I'm going to get out and I start swimming back and I look up and it's not on the shore anymore, which means it's in the water and I'm in the water. If I'm in the water, who's driving this boat? It was so scary and I swam back and the whole time I felt like it was following me, but it won't. I have two more quick qualms to tell where we wrap up before I head upstairs. One, yes, I'm so I basically the car that I never got registered in the city of California, which I can say now because of the statute of limitations and I'm selling it unregistered to the next person, which is an on issue. For me to get a new car in the city of California, I do have to get a California driver license. Right. Ooh, I got bought a new car without a California driver's license. Maybe I'm being advised to for like, anyways, I'm being advised to. I don't think they care. The dealerships, they just want to sell you a car. I'm being advised to get a license. Yeah, I think obviously it's like a license. Yeah. Just so you know, they put your weight on the California IDs. They, I think mine's on mine. My, my weight is not on my Pennsylvania one. I was shocked to see that. And the California license also is this flimsy as a tissue. Well, good thing. We look our age all of a sudden. What does that have to do with anything? Because we're not going to get like carted and been like, this is fake. Oh. Yeah, my weight is not on it. Wow. My, my weight is on it, which it's just a number. But definitely why would why they would need your weight? Like if when you get out of the car for a DWI just in Timberlake style, do you think they got out of scale and weighed him to make sure it was him? I don't think they did. They actually did not know it was him. And also you literally cannot tell how much someone weighs by looking at them. So it's actually not a helpful measurement to have for identification purposes. And I'm light is a feather and I'm stiff as a board. Yeah, so I am just going through the ins and outs of that. And it sucks because to get a California driver's license, you have to be like, I don't have an ID. But you think I don't know that. Oh my fucking God. I'm so sorry forever like dismissing your troubles. They go, they make you go jump through all of these hoops. You get to the end. It's like pay $47. I'm like, okay, I paid the $47. And then it goes, thank you. Close tab question mark ago. I'm sorry. What did I just pay for? Yep. No, you have no idea. No, nothing. Nothing, nothing. And then it's like, I don't even know how I got to that page. And you can't click back. That's not an option. Nope. And so I'm like, okay, I gotta try to retrace my steps. Nancy drew style and I'm clicking, clicking, clicking. It took me the whole freaking day. It's impossible. That's why you just have to go in. I still don't know where that $47 was for or where it went. That was your application for your license. Where is the application? I paid twice. Because you have to pay again once you fail the test three times. I don't have proof of purchase. No. Could I spit anymore when I said proof of purchase? Did you try applying again? Yeah. I haven't yet. Because I got so frustrated book that I was breathing really heavy. And I had to take my laptop and shut it. Yeah, it's impossible. By the way, when I was filming my Wendy's ad, which thank you so much for everyone for receiving it so well. There's a video of me. I'm going to play it. I send it to you, right? Oh, yeah. So I start getting a phone call on a while filming this ad. And I go to reject it from Jake Shane. I love that romance. Just like me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn it. Just spilled a fucking... There's all over my laptop. God fucking damn it. I spilled an entire Celsius all over my laptop keyboard. If you spill a drop of something on your laptop keyboard, what's something that's frail? A feather. No, I got some hands alive. Like the chocolate woman from SpongeBob. No, she's resilient and was so old. But she's still frail. How about the guy with paper bones? Show me something real. Do you know anything that's real and frail? Like an old lady? Your laptop's going to break. If you get a drop of water on your keyboard, my laptop now stays, it works. The screen display only stays on for four seconds at a time. So if you're typing in your thinking of a word while you're emailing, it locks. The screen shuts off. And you push the button and then you have to type in your code. Go to type. It locks. Oh, that's horrible. It's really horrible. So I'm going to get an iPad. Yes. But I have to... My obsession has not wavered. And it's been like... It's been a long time. Yeah. Usually when I get like an object, those obsessions last for a shorter amount of time before the euphoria wears off. But this is like my baby. Baby. My baby. Okay, last thing I'm going to say before we wrap up. Okay, so I had barbecue. And it was really good barbecue the other day. And there's these two people that I'm trying to become friends with that live in my neighborhood. They're really cool. You don't know them at all. Don't even start with me. Okay. You got ripped to stress. I really did. I agree. She's annoying. She's annoying. She shouldn't have a podcast. Can she shut up? And I was like, I agree. Like watching that, that was so clearly a bit that I didn't even... Like I wasn't even bothered by the passionate hatred that people were feeling. Like you're dumb. Oh my god. Yeah. I watched that and I'm like, that's funny. That is really funny. I once again want to reiterate that like... People are not normal. No. Oh god, no. And there's only just this small percentage of people in the world that like have a good head and a brain. See, I think it's that the people that are not normal are just kind of a small percentage and they're just the ones that are going to be very loud on the media. Yeah. You know, I don't know if you saw my most recent video that I posted about my dad always every night sending me videos that are just like all across the board random. Like he's definitely sending every video he sees. And I watched them, you know, whatever. And I wasn't complaining. Can you open that video on your phone and read through like a couple of the comments? Yeah, I'd like to. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And while you pull it up, I want to finish the story that I was talking about. So I got this barbie from this really good place. And I tell these people that are like kind of fancier people. Oh my god, this real popped off. Popped off. And... Be thankful you have your father and then he wants to share it, makes him happy. Well, I also want a flag that I literally said, all right, time to... It's time for my evening binge watch of all of these random videos. My dad sent me. I'm going to like, I'll talk to you guys soon. I never said anything negative at all. Go ahead. These are insane. Oh, Andy Gramer commented. Why wouldn't he? Yes. Stop complaining or even vaguely resembling complaining. One, your dad cares enough to try and communicate with you, the parentheses sharing and parentheses, and attempts your language. That has quotes around it. Two, if you saw it all on TikTok a year ago, you watch parentheses ED and parentheses too much. Like watched or watch. A suggestion. Find an activity your dad likes and do that together. He won't feel as much of a need to connect and you don't get sent 31 reels at night. You both benefit a lot. And then you responded, what? Andy Gramer said that. No, Andy Gramer was said something really sweet. Andy Gramer said, I forgot how to read. So Andy Gramer said, is... It's fine. Is it? Yeah. Andy Gramer said, it is that time of the night. Someone said, shut up. Someone said, explain what you're doing with your hair. Are you doing bangs? Yep. I just got out of the shower. Anyways, people like, literally people are like, you're a piece of shit, son. Like, you should get my dad's dad. You should be thankful. I'm like, I'm sorry your dad's dad. Like, I have a great relationship with my dad. I actually just talked to him. Like, I don't know. I cannot take it. This girl goes, hey, Connor, real expert here. Like, R-E-E-L, I'm not R-E-A-L. Real expert here. You posted this yesterday. Hope this helps. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're not funny. Oh, my God. Ooh. Oh, and it just gave me Dom. You should have all my muscles just locked up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is like such a niche problem to have, too. Yeah, sorry. It hit, it hit like mom talk, because I think it got co-posted on Facebook. Sure. And I don't know how that keeps happening. Also, if you've been seeing me post on threads, I did not know that everything is being posted to threads. I guess my account is linked. So I'm not actively posting on threads. Someone flagged that to me the other day. John Mulaney is following me on Instagram, because for whatever reason, he posts threads probably by accident, and it comes up in my notifications always. So it's always a notification from John Mulaney. Directly to me. Something you'd may be interested in, John Mulaney from John Mulaney. Yeah, and it's just him. Anyways, that restaurant that I've been getting barbecue at, that is like the only good restaurant that I've had barbecue at, and it seemed cool. I've only ever ordered it, though. Like, I ordered it to my house one time, because there was like, we had a photo shoot at it, and then I ordered it for other people at the beach or something. And the sticker looks really cool and hip. So I told these really cool hip fancy people that live in my neighborhood, you need to go to this restaurant. You need to go to this restaurant. They text me, "Is this it? It is in the apartment above a car wash." That's where I've been ordering my-- Those are some of the best places. And it is so delicious. But I sent like these people who probably haven't even grocery shopped since. Nom. This is good for them. And I sent them to a car wash to eat barbecue. It's probably good and good for you. And foot massage. Don's barbecue and foot massage. Okay. Let's head on out. Let's wrap up. I have a-- to go. Yeah. And I will see you when you get back. Okay. In 40 to 50 minutes. 10 to 20. Let's say that. 30. Call it even. That's me somewhere in the middle. A little wash. A little wash. 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2:40 Intro
3:00 Jonathan Groff Makes History
7:06 Donald vs Daffy Duck
9:52 Quince
11:13 Mickey's Clubhouse vs Looney Tunes
14:20 Age Isn't Real
16:40 Ex TikTok Shop Virgin
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22:30 New York Discomfort
25:05 Brooke's Manifestations
26:33 Connor's Golfing Fit
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33:50 Clout Chasing Willy Wonka
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35:46 Willy Wonka Is A Freak
38:51 Dream Bed Rot Rotation
41:03 Navigating Cannes Festivals
42:41 Connor's New Pillow
44:55 Fruits Wearing Wigs
47:39 Tune into Obsessed!
49:50 Paris Poop Protest
53:23 New Shrek & Donkey Movies
55:30 The Rock's Shampoo & Eyebags
59:30 Exploring Sea Life
1:04:20 Connor Goes To The DMV
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