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You're covered whether you're locked out of your car, have a dead battery, need a tow, or run out of gas. Plus, roadside assistance isn't just for your car. It's with you wherever you go 24/7/365. And this piece of mind can be yours for about $5 a month. Offer us terms, conditions, and policies are subject to change without notice. Visit AAA.com/memberfor details. Oh, I forgot it was my birthday! Thank you guys. Oh my God, that's really sweet. Happy birthday. Thank you guys so much. Oh, sorry. Thank you guys. That's really sweet. Oh, you guys. Thank you. Oh, I knew when Connor was here before me that something scary was going on. I'm always, I'm here before you every single day. Oh, you guys. Thank you. 20, you know what? Can you believe it? Connected. Turner, turner, turner. Oh, thanks. Can I open this? I think so. Oh, Lordy. Thank you guys. Lordy, Lordy. Jordy. Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. Is he got you? Oh my God. Zenz. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, you guys are too. Pack yourself a lip pillow whenever you want. Okay, well. Lip pillow. Put your lips to sleep. Tuck your lips in and put them to bed. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so sweet. [Laughing] [Laughing] [Music] Okay, so is he was putting this together? And I was like, mind blown. And I was like, I don't know how you're going to do this. There's no way. It is. You're not normal is what she's going to say. She's not. It's my special interest. It is. Thoughtfulness. I'm like really good at thoughtlessness. No, me too. It's horrible. Yeah. Show you show me what I want to be. And what people are capable of. [Laughing] It's a love. Oh, my God. Oh, this is feeling really sorry to make it about me. This balloon is feeling really good on my back. Oh, my God. These, everyone said these things? Yes. No. Mm-hmm. [Laughing] Oh. These are my friends saying things. As you reach out. As you reach out. So what, can you tell us what that is in the mind? Yeah, I can't. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I forgot. I forgot we're filming. There's some more in there too when you're done. Has he made me a playbill, the Brook of Mormon? And all of my friends said something in it. The Brook of Mormon. I think it's the Book of Brook. I'm sorry. She left Mormons out of it completely. Brook. Oh, my God. OK, I'm going to read this after. But I am, like, completely. Oh, my God. She's getting to the ads part. That's so good. Wicky feet. Oh, my God. Feet of the year. Hi, Meeze. Aww. You got it. I love that. I don't know if that's for that. She's gone. She's leaving. She's going home. And that is a wrap on episode 126. Blessings. Blessings to you. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got it. Oh, and you have to do this. This cake. Is this Susie cakes? This cake is the only cake that I can eat. Like, litter it, like, actually dive in and eat. Because a lot of cakes, I'm like, I like the inside of the cake. I don't like the icing. I like the icing. I don't like the inside of the cake. I like this layer. I will eat that whole cake. No problem. By brick. By brick. I ate that cake. Anyways, you ate this one. All right, we'll eat that one. Okay, I'm going to make a wish. Okay, make a big wish. Happy birthday to you. Sing to me acoustically, just you. Okay. Do you want me to do with the whole song? Yeah. Directors cut. Okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I feel like this is like the Sabrina Carpenter song where she just had libs lyrics. Don't stop. Happy birthday. Dear Brooke Lennon. Happy birthday to you. And many more. Motherfucker. Okay, really make it. Make it what you want. Like don't have any regrets. I agree. You're not going to ever turn 20 redacted years by old again. You might actually, if you decide to next year. And I will. Come on now. Oh, whoa. Oh, thank you guys. There's one more thing in that bag too. No. Nothing in that bag too. Oh wait, is he grab the other thing to him? Like it's like insane. More, more. The way she clogs things. Yay. I mean. No way. Yes. What have you got? You're wrong. I'm on Brookside. It's hanging. I'm a ginky. You're wrong. I'm on Brookside. I'm a ginky. You're wrong. I'm on Brookside. That is crazy. Ryan, did you do that? Oh my god. Thank you guys. I'm going to use this sparingly. Because I could see that getting under your skin a little bit. I was going to say like, I think I have a hammer in my car. But I'm going to. That's only once per episode. Oh, minute. We're doing. Yeah. We're doing one piece. Maximum. O-P-E. OK. We're doing. Oop. But that is cool, huh? Oh my god. All right. That was. That was the one happy birthday, Brooke. That is two times for this episode, which means next week. You're down to zero. We won't be here next week. Oh, thank you guys. I love you all. So much. Yeah, here my craw. Those are gorgeous. Oh my god. Gorgeous timeless piece. Gorgeous timeless piece. And I'm going to pick my own giblets. Your giblets. Oh my god. What did I call them? Jibbers? I think they're not jibbers. Jibbers? Jibbers? Oh, and you said shiver me jibbers. That's why I was like, why did she say that? Oh, OK. I see this. Silence was so hot. Oh, you guys. I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said. I'm completely flustered. Oh, thank you. I didn't do anything. And it's not even our birthday. I'm not celebrating this year besides today. That's great. Yeah. I'm doing the exact same thing this year. I will not be celebrating. I'm not observing this year. For those observing today, it's actually so much better to celebrate your birthday when it's not on your birthday. It's like, oh, this is funny. This is like a funny joke prank because it's not even my birthday. So we're just kind of honestly being goofy. I love celebrating my birthday before my birthday. Before your birthday. It's like, oh, I'm not. I'm not an old timer yet. If you don't feel happy. Yeah, that's a good way to play. If you don't, if you do it after too, if you do like a birthday dinner, I was like, you guys, like, this is so, this isn't even me. This is about all. This is about us. If you celebrate, if you do a birthday dinner after, this is about us. Thank you all for coming. You guys didn't have to do this. Exactly. Well, welcome back to Broken Corner Makeup podcast. It's Brooks' birthday episode. That is sweet. Thank you guys. So sweet. So much for celebrating. Well, thanks for celebrating with us. Yeah. Thank, of course, any time. Yeah. Now, where I'd rather be. No, with my family. Nowhere I'd rather be. What kind of updates you have for us today? Because... Crazy, actually. Okay, actually crazy. Well, so last week, okay, we're kind of off again. We're back on our normal cycles now. Our cycles are about to be synced up. Because I'm back. Sure. You're back. Sure. We're back. We're back. We're so back. I was never gone. I'm just saying in terms of us as a pair, we're back as us becoming one. Uniting. Yeah. Our bodies are flesh becoming one. Yeah, I'm excited. So let us in on your deepest darkest. Okay. I'll let you in on my deepest darkest. I'm actually... No, I'm not hungover, but I'm a little bit... Oh, yeah. A little bit hungover, but not really. I'm just tired, I guess, which is not different than normal. So I guess I'm fine. You kind of seem more chipper, honestly. Maybe that's it. So I think about a light hangover. Yeah, it's a goofy. I'm happy that I know that this could be worse. Exactly. But it's not. Exactly. That's kind of like that thing that we said. Like leaving your bag on the train. Yes. And then you've already written it off, and then you get it back and you're like, "I have so much to be thankful for." I think that's what I'm feeling. Yeah. You didn't... You got your bag off the train. I got my bag off the train. But I needed you last night. Damn, I've never heard you say that. I needed you bad. What a crazy... I have children. Oh, why? Yeah. I went to a movie premiere of Zach Efron, Nicole Kidman, and Joey King's movie, A Family Affair, which is coming out on Netflix soon. It's about... It was so funny. How did I not even... I haven't seen one thing besides your story. Really? By the way, inviting influencers to premieres works. I had not seen that. And then when you posted it, I looked it up. No, it does work. And here I am talking about it. And I'm going to keep talking about it for probably a year and a half. Wow. And minimum. Our movie's back. I had the best of mine. Wow, that's awesome. It was like the same kind of trope as the idea of you. Like age gap kind of thing. It was Zach Efron and Nicole Kidman as the romantic leads. But so much better. What are you thinking right now? I see your loss and thought. Nicole Kidman just did that one with Charles Melton. No, that wasn't her. Oh, it wasn't. It was Julian Moore. Yeah. Didn't Nicole Kidman just do like an I'm older than you? Wow, age gaps. People are doing a lot of age gap content. What? What's going on with the age gap? Yeah, there's a lot of... A lot of age gap material. Made December. Like, I guess I will never be a part of the critics board because that was the worst movie I've ever seen. Sorry. I think both of us are like a film, a movie buffs worst nightmare. Yeah, but we also speak for the masses. The critics are the one percent. You're not speaking for the people. But I'm just talking about like people that like genuinely love cinema. Like they would hate me. 'Cause I'm there to be entertained. Keep me, keep me in the loop during this movie. Yeah, Evan, you'd hate me. If not, if you don't already. Owning a rental property sounds like a dream until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. Determine a competitive rent price, market the property, schedule the showing, screen tenants, draft the lease at a rent collection, handle maintenance request, maintain communication. Whew, sound complicated? 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With a network and savings like this, there's never been a better time to switch to T-Mobile. ♪ It's been over, been over here ♪ Stop by your local T-Mobile store today or use our savings calculator to see how you can save on every plan versus Verizon and AT&T at t-mobile.com/keep-and-switch. Up to four lines via virtual prepaid guard, allow 15 days, qualifying unlocked device, credit, service, poured in 90 plus days with device and eligible carrier and timely redemption required. Card has no cash access and expires in six months. But I genuinely, great movie. Zac Efron's comedic timing is so good. And I've known that because Zac is back. In a big way? Zac's back in a big way. And you know how the beginning of movie premieres like the cast comes on stage? Well, I was in the third row, so I had pretty immediate access to Zac. And that was my first time being in the room as Zac. Is his face as big as it seemed? Connor, he looks incredible. That's awesome. It might just be either like something has settled or it might just be how it's picked up on the camera, but like he looks completely normal and fine and handsome and beautiful. Can I say something about his face? It was very obvious that he had worked on and then when he denied it, and that's okay to do, you can do whatever you want. Then he denied it and said, oh wait, no, I fell and I got it fixed. It's like you just say like you got botched and then it's off of your hands too. It's like, I kind of like believe him now. Because he-- Believe men, believe men. Because I'm like back in my-- Men's stories matter. I'm back in-- Okay, well, I'm going to keep talking over you during that piece. I'm like Lady Efron reborn. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, Lady Efron had a resurgence born from the ashes last night. Lady Efron 2.0 is back. And then every time I go into one of those movie premieres, I'm like, I'm not going to the after party just due to exhaustion. And it's also hard if you're sitting down for two hours and then be like, all right, let's go out. But I was like, no, I'm going to go say hello to Zach. Yeah. Get there? I mean, he is literally right there. He's going right. Like he's an inch from me. He's looking so perfect. He's being so sweet. He's talking to everyone that wants to talk to him. He's taking pictures with anyone that wants to take a picture with him. That's how close I was to Zach if you're looking at the screen. Connor, I couldn't do it. That's OK. It wasn't it was like literally like couldn't have been a more perfect opportunity. He was so close. He was talking to fans. He was and then by the time I had mustard up the carriage, he was gone. Mustard up the courage. I think that this is such a special time for you to be sharing this with us because it's your birthday episode. Sure. We've seen so much growth from you. Yeah. As an as a tiny little girl into like this tiny little woman. Yeah. And Lady Efron was born 18 years ago. Yeah. Think about that. That's crazy. She's become an adult. Lady Efron's become this is her christening. Yeah. And should we bring him out? Zachary. You know what? I would be I feel completely confident talking to Zach right now. It's it's it's with my with my little slight hangover and my birthday. You say chowsy. Bonjoursy. Bonjoursy. Take a lap. I mean, take a sit on my lap. Sit on my lap. Okay. I have to I have to say something about that after that thing that's been happening to me. But that's admirable. This is this is big moves because what parts are like a year or two ago. You would have said I went up to him and I touched his elbow and then he looked at me weird and then I sneezed. That would be the story that you would tell. Really? And you're like, I haven't I haven't slept since or whatever. Now you're like, there he is. And we you know, I acknowledge a space that I was in in this room. Yeah. And you were really close. I was really close. Your energy your auras probably if you're an aura person probably at at one point like like mashed or at least like passed through each other like this. Sure. If if if you're are I don't know how far auras go out from your body. I also don't know. But I feel like there is a little bit of distance from where they start to where they end. I feel like it is about a foot and a half. Yeah. No. Okay foot and a half. And I don't know. Maybe give or take. Yeah. If you were to head out towards the hors d'oeuvres or something, maybe his and yours. Yeah. Let's just say our auras touch. Yeah. And they met. Yeah. And they liked each other. Yeah. But I was like kind of panicking because I was like all of a sudden in like, wait, that is freakish for me to be like, hey, I'm Lady Efron. Hey Zach Efron, I'm actually Lady Efron. Well, I think you've done enough stuff like when you did the Netflix thing for down to earth. Yeah. With Zach Ef charge for free of charge. Just out of the goodness of your heart. I'm sure that they flagged it and they were like, here's some impressions and reach and engagement. I don't think so. By way of Lady E. I don't think so. I don't think that he. You can't write it off though. I'm saying like there's a world in which that's not crazy. Also, you've had so many moments that probably it's not crazy to say that they might have have come across this desk. Um, maybe. I don't know. But my initial plan was to get in with Joey King. And then because I was like, I think she's commented on a few of my videos before. So if I could just kind of secure that relationship between me and Joey, then not that I would be using her to get to Zach, but then it would just kind of be like a natural like next step for her to introduce me to her co-star. But I was like staring at Joey and then we made eye contact. Not an ounce of recognition there. So I was just like, you know what it's my it's, it's not. Did you say you got to be Joey Kinging me? Gotta be Joey King me. That's definitely. You got to be Joey King me. That was definitely a missed opportunity. That's good, right? Miss opportunity. You got to be Joey King me. That's an Australian. I'm going to say that forever now. I want a button that says you got to be Joey King me. And get, get this. You got to be pulling my Joey King. Okay, hit me with the get this. Nicole Kidman's name in the movie. Zach's love interest. Brooke? Yes. Of course. Of course. And I've spoken about how much that means to me when one of my crushes is saying my name on screen. When you, yeah, when there's some representation in media for Brooke. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. What a fun night. What a fun evening for a Wednesday night for Thursday night. Yeah, it was, I had a blast and I like really, really loved the movie. That's awesome. Like that's my favorite kind of movie. It's just like a feel good rom-com like that. And Nicole Kidman and Joey King, both of them were incredible too. Nicole Kidman, like she can really, there's not a role she can't play. Truly. Yeah. But she does kind of play the same role all the time. Not really. All pretty different. I think all of her roles are kind of like this. I think that's just her face. That's her face you're describing. Right. And portraying as well. But yeah, she was silly and fun in this like more whimsical. She was fun in this movie. Whimsical. Yeah. And then sometimes she's really sinister. I kind of get, I can't shake her from that one show that you hadn't watched. That only had six episodes where they move into that scary house. Was she in the undoing? Was that her? She was the undoing. Oh, she was. That was her. Is that the one you're talking about? Yeah. Or nine perfect strangers or big little lies. She's the queen of. I mean, she's the same person in all those. No, I think she has a deal. Look at her. Look at her face. Her face. You've, you see Nicole Kidman's face and you say, what is, what's going on? She was also just like taking pictures with people last night. And I was like, you're too famous. The fact that Nicole Kidman is married to Keith. Urban is awesome too. Couldn't be better. I love that. Yeah. I do too. I've watched some good TV recently. Tell me about it. Max and Hall. Have you heard about it? You'll be obsessed. Oh God. Guess what? I'm planting a seed for you. It's gonna be your new favorite thing. So it's a show that someone had, I'd seen it. I posted something on Snapchat and I was like, I need TV. Connor, hungy, need TV. And everyone was like, Max and Hall, Max and Hall. And I was like, what the hell is Max and Hall? Wait, sorry, I missed that joke. Connor, what? Connor, hungy, need TV. Because I was out of shows. Oh, okay. And I'll, I'll circle back on that too because I saw the reason I can't, can't stop saying like, Conny, hungy. I'll tell you why. But everyone kept saying Max and Hall. So I find Max and Hall. I don't know what it's on HBO or something. And I'm watching it and it's in British. But it's, it's dubbed from German. Why would I, I don't think I would like this. No, so I didn't even figure out until like episode. Brooke, you would love it. So everyone's saying you should watch it with, with captions on and not dubbed because it's distracting to have dubbed. If you smoke a little weed, well, it's not an issue at all. You just think that your site is going slower than your audio. Okay. And so it's, it's really good. It's interesting. That's been pretty interesting to me because I love British, but I don't want to watch Bridgerton. Sorry. And that's the only show I want to watch. That's okay. I encourage you to watch one or two episodes of this. Okay. Second, I started watching Trying on Apple TV. Another British. So good. So good. I haven't heard about you. So I know there's, these are shows without any marketing, which sometimes because your expectations are so low, can be the best. Glenn Powell's movies should probably take a page or two out of these, these guys' books because the expectations for these shows that were so, like, I don't even know what this is. I just want to watch it. Trying is one of the best shows that I've seen in a long time. The writing is great. It's very funny. It's light and it's kind of, it's light, but it's like dealing with heavy topics. Okay. But in a light way, which is kind of nice. Yep. Awesome. I'll have to check those out. I, for whatever reason, it's an attention span thing, I guess. Can't watch TV. Well, this one, unless it's a show, I'm like already invested in, like, Bridgerton, but like, I can't start a new TV. Oh, if you ever need to, these are here for you. Yeah. Maxine Hall is, the numbers are so good for Maxine Hall that they've already high school, but like private high school, like really poor girl, and then rich, very rich kid. Romance? Yeah. Oh, okay. Why didn't you just say that? Ruby unwittingly witnesses an explosive secret at the public school, Maxine Hall. As a result, an arrogant millionaire heir, James Beaufort, has to deal with the quick-witted scholarship student for better or for worse. It honestly kind of reminds me of that one that I didn't like, days of the days of you or whatever, the small parts of you in the days of today. That other British one with that kid. Doesn't matter. I don't know. The one everybody likes except me, 500 days of summer or whatever. You're saying like, come to the different things that say. It's the one that's the day every year. The year, the days are here. Oh my god, one day. One day. Oh my god. I re-watched that when I was in London. I mean, that show packs a punch. 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Card has no cash access and expires in six months. Speaking of did you hear me? I got unverified on TikTok. Oh yeah. I don't know why I didn't do anything. So sometimes Brooks sends me something that's like 100% like a not funny thing. Like that's like pretty much not cool. And it's the funniest thing when it happens to you. I can't explain it. Yeah, I get that. I know. It's so funny, but like you send it and you're just like, yeah, I've wanted it. Like how Debbie Downer, the SNLs get Debbie Downer, like all these horrible things are happening to her. And she's just like, yeah, my cat died. And it's just like. It's just very much like, yeah. And the first I was like, I actually don't care. Because genuinely and truly like I don't really care about stuff like that. But now I'm actually pissed. Yeah. Now I'm pissed because I feel like no one can hear me. Like because I love commenting on every TikTok that comes on my free page. That means something to me. And usually people are like, oh, like interacting with it because I have the check mark. And they're like, even though I don't know who you are, like the check means something to me. Yeah. And now nothing people don't give a shit about me, which is fine. But also like, I miss, I miss, I miss the talk. You miss the rage. I'm just talking to you. Yeah, you're just an average Josephine. I'm an average Josephine. So I want my check mark back. And I've applied for it. Again, I got rejected. Yep. I reapplied got rejected. You need a TikTok rep like mine. I got into contact with one. No help. Mine, mine got a sound back. They didn't, they were like, you can fill this out. And it was the same thing that I got rejected from. And I did fill it out again. Because you know what? The Akinator got in touch with TikTok. I was like, get this bitch out of here. The Akinator's taking me down. Yeah. Is that my TikTok? Are those the most recent videos I've posted? No, that hook comes up when you type in your name. Oh, okay. Oh, I missed my planner's cashews. That was really good. Oh, that was sarcasm. Oh my gosh. But yeah, we don't have to look at my face. That is really special. So yeah. Anything else I feel like there's more stuff. What do you mean? Oh, I'm mine. Yeah. You're gelling into a void. I'm yelling into the void. Yeah. Also, I'm a fixedosexual. I know. You told me this. Oh, I don't think I told everyone else. No, you didn't. But good for that video you sent is so disturbing to me. Really? Personally. Yeah. Why? I'm just crazy that there's so many people out there. Like us? Yeah. Like there's a, there's a, I'll put it this way. There's a lid for every pot. And then there's like a section of the cabinet for every pot as well. That you can put people into. You're saying I belong in a cabinet? With the other pots that are fixedosexual. I'm saying like there's such, there's so many people that there's so many specific groups for people. And she was reading these things off and I was like, wow, I had so many people that were like me too. And I was like, wow. Me three. Like there, we are really, there's so many people that like, people are able to find community. It's always nice to put a name to something. Basically, I saw this video of this girl that was like, I'm a fixedosexual. And I was like, okay, say more about that. And she was like, I just feel really strongly for fictional characters. More than, yeah, more than is normal. And I was like, oh my God. Yay. Right. It's nice to have a label sometimes. Because as humans, like we're natural categorizers. And sometimes it's really helpful to have a label. But I'm also like not sure if that label just came from her brain. In which case, I don't want to identify in that way. Because this specific girl's brain didn't, I didn't feel like I resonated with that. Really? But if it's like a broad thing, I'm really excited to be part of the community. Fictosexual, like I need to fuck Harry Potter. I think that that's something that a fixedosexual may feel. And I don't think it has to be- The desire to engage in sexual romantic relationships with fictional characters. Can we look at this Fictosexual bingo card? I'd like to. Okay. Yeah, I'd like to connor. There is a free space and they didn't include the- Okay, I feel about the free space. They included the colon three, which is funny. What does that mean? That's like the thing that like people that used to say "rar xD" now. Oh, okay. You need to- Wait, I actually don't think I get how to play. Well, it's like, quote, someone says to you, "You need to meet real people." Oh, okay. Let's see what people have said to me. Uses AI chatbots to talk to F/O. What does that mean? I think I'm just like not deep into the community. It seems fictional. Obsession? To F. Can we just check out what F/O means, like just so we can be? So that we don't get ourselves into something that we don't- F/O. Although, like this- To fuck off? Oh, maybe. Is that like- Oh, okay. F/O and- Monor, like I think that the Fictus actuals have their own language. Yeah, but that's your community. You should know how to speak it. Yeah. In Fictus actualism. I don't know, I don't know how else we could- In Fictus sexuality, F/O refers to favorite O. Oh, it's like fictional obsession, fictional. Well, who are the others? Like your significant other, but your- The toxic fictional others. Oh, my fictional other. Married to F/O. Random students and journalists trying to get interviews for papers. Random people asking invasive questions. Has date nights with F/O. Okay, they might have taken one step more than me. Has Adaki, which is a body pillow of, I assume, F/O. They might be taken in one step or other. One's kids. With my F/O? With your F/O. Okay, let's leave this- Let's leave this alone. I see, you know what? You know what this is? This is like the shifter. Or it's like, I'm one step below the shifter. Right. I'm one step below most of the Fictus actuals. One degree removed from Fictus actuality. Complete Fictus actuality. That's where I want to save for now. Maybe you're Ficto bisexual. Could be. That means you are attracted to both real people and fictional people. Yeah, that's maybe. Maybe that's what it means. Yeah, anyway. I'm glad I put that together. I'm feeling like I just like raised my hand in class and answered a question in front of everyone. Yeah. Um, well- What else do you have for me? How was your week? You had your hometown show. I had my hometown show. Yeah. I had it. I had my Houston show that was like delayed for a couple weeks. It was awesome. Did you feel more nervous? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. I mean anyone that was there could have probably seen it. I went out for the show. I wrote like, I had so much time. And I was like, I'm gonna write some new stuff, wrote some new stuff. So my parents did come with all their friends. Yeah. To my final show of the tour. And they came. They saw they conquered in the very front row. So I walk out on stage and I already got this new stuff. I was pretty nervous. Like, memorize it, get it done. I wasn't really nervous. You know, I've done this hundreds of times now. I go out and I see that the front row is 15. The whole front row is my parents and their friends and my grand. I feel like the closer you are to someone, at least for me, the less likely I would want to perform for them. Yeah. But I was like, it is literally like this is as scared as I will ever be. President, any present, any living or dead president, there could be a dead president in front of me and I, oh, he'd be dead. Okay. Would you either your parents or Lauren Michaels? My parents. Yeah. Okay. So I guess I didn't get worse. But I was thinking like, I'm like, okay, if you knew this, and I wasn't even really nervous. I did get nervous when I had to say certain stuff and my mom is six feet away from me. And I couldn't look at her. Like what kind of stuff? The word pussy. Oh, and when you said the word pussy, were you referring to the anatomy or like? The anatomy. Oh, okay. And what, I don't remember you saying pussy. I say it twice in my current set. I don't even, I don't. You do know, tell us. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. One is like, like referring to what other people say, like getting pussy. Okay. And the other one, actually, I say it three times. The other one's for like a little way in reference. And one of them is for giving birth. Oh, okay. Which was crazy to say. Yeah. In front of your mom and grandma. I feel like it's fine unless you're talking about like you ex-pussy. My you collabing. Honor and fibula. Honor fibula ex-pussy collab. Yeah. Yeah, then like that. Then I wouldn't want to talk about the fibula ex-pussy collab in front of my parents. But I feel like the way you did it is fine. Yeah, I had kind of like a tasteful pussy collab on stage. Yeah. And then all about the tasteful post collabs. Yep. And I, so I'm out there on stage. Like I'm already like, all right, let's do this. And then I see all my parents and their friends. And I'm like, all right, that's just one. That's one speed. You don't look to my right. Ten of my high school friends. My closest high school friends. They're little siblings. And they're little siblings, girlfriends, boyfriends. And then they're all my high school friends, parents. Whoa. This whole side. And I'm like, okay, can't look there also. Ooh, high school friends, parents. Yeah. And they were laughing to hold. Like everybody, I mean, it was great. Like, and then I looked to my left. And more of my high school friends are in the crowd. And then they're older siblings. And they're husbands and wives. It was crazy. And so did that. And like it was so fun to have them there. Everyone's laughing. Like I got a good read on their everyone's laughing. There were two of my parents' friends that like literally were like this. And I was like, okay. 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And then the second show, they were at the first show, the second show because I was like, okay, couldn't get worse. Second show was absolutely so smooth, completely electric. So much fun. Were they at the second show too? No, they left at the first show on their party bus. Oh, they came on a party bus? They came on a party bus. Oh, my god. Yeah, it was funny. Everyone got like it was crazy seeing like my high school friends kind of drunk and stuff like at my show. Oh, that's funny. And then yesterday I announced my second leg of this tour. Are you not like so drained? Woo hoo. No, I'm like excited because now I kind of lowkey, I have two shows this summer in LA. So you're sold out, right? Yeah, adding a second show I think to both. Okay. So I don't have to get on a plane for those. And that's going to be so fun. And Liam Cola from Friday Beers is going to be on both of those. And I'm still adding people to those. But it's going to be like an awesome, that's going to be, that's going to feel as much hometown, which is weird to say as going to Houston. Oh, yeah. If not me. Oh, your LA friends will be there. Yeah. So this is great. Okay. I have to say one more thing about this. Yeah, please. I can't get over all the comments that are like, come to Chicago, come to Nashville. I was like, I did. There were 15 comments. Oh, so no Texas. Don't you think people would like look it up? Oh, so no Texas. I go, I go, I'm in an HEB responding to your comment. I did two shows in Texas last night. I'm in Texas typing this. Oh, it would be nice if people like, either like scrolled one way or the other before commenting. It's just, oh, so no Texas. You're right. Maybe instead of six shows, I should have done seven. I did, I did Texas. Oh, yeah. And I am doing. No one's hearing you either. It's just like, oh my God, I was there. I did. No Austin heartbroken. I'm like, I did, I did two shows in Austin. It is, I don't know if it's a pet peeve because I think it might just be like everyone's peeve by this. But when people like, don't listen to me or like don't take one second to like, watch five seconds longer into my video, it drives me. I'm trying to think of like a more intense way to say up a wall. Into a wall. Scaling out of a castle. Yeah, like I was laughing. I think at that at some point, people were like kind of starting to mess with me. Because I was like, you have to be kidding me. Yeah. Because I post also, just say you hate us Texans, my guy. I'm intact. I think, did I respond to this? Yeah. And Texas right now typing this because I had six shows here this month, rain check. I was like, oh my heavens. No Cleveland is insane. Is it? [laughter] I tried to come to Cincinnati. By the way, I am doing a show in, let's see. In Cincinnati, Ohio on 9/11, my birthday. Oh my God. And you love Cincinnati, Ohio. My sister lives there now. So my parents are coming to town. Really? Oh my God, that's great. Isn't that crazy? I'm celebrating my birthday in Cincinnati this year. Nowhere else you'd rather do it. Nowhere else I'd rather, I love Ohio. Yeah. I literally do. No, you literally have said that on your podcast before. That's perfect. And then outspoken Ohio. That sounded like a slur. Is that how you say it? Ohio? I don't, I guess. It sounds like O'Hanna means family. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Which isn't a slur? No, no. At all. The opposite. It is the opposite of a slur. O'Hanna is the opposite of a slur. In fact, family. I'm closer. Come over here and sit next to me. Me? Just in general. Oh, okay. And I'm also doing London and Ireland. I'm doing England and Ireland. And for Thanksgiving, my parents are coming to those too. Oh my god. Your parents love you. That's really nice of them. I just think that they like, or just want to get out of the house, y'all. Well, it's like a long way to go to get out of the house. I could not stop telling them that their house is devoid of life after like without a dog. I was like, what is the point of your house? I was like, it is empty in here. And they were like, well, we travel so much. I go, like, you know, I have a dog and I travel. 18x more than you. Granted, I'm a deadbeat dad, of course. But at least like I come home and that's what I'm looking forward to, is Maxine waiting at my doorstep. On the Maxine. The biggest change in not having it from having a dog to having it, have not having a dog is like when you drop food on the floor, you have to pick that shit up. That is horrible. That's why that's a big reason to get a dog. It's like they're there. Something gets the- I love your new vacuum though. I do love my new vacuum. I'm outspoken about my shark. Speaking of sharks, you guys. That's where I'm going next week. Crazy, brook. That's crazy. I don't know if it's shark week marketing. Obviously shark- No, it's really real. Shark week marketing didn't say, okay, you guys, we're going to go above and beyond. We're going to employ animals this year. We're going to get the sharks now travel in packs. And I keep seeing- I don't know, so for context, if you're not on shark talk, every single video on my FYP right now, besides please, please, please. I just love that song, by the way. Can't get enough. Can't get enough. There's cracks. Espresso didn't do it for me. So sorry that your ex didn't do it for you. That song was up my ass like an enema. I couldn't- I just like didn't hit me the way that please, please, please. And now, and now, everyone wants to say, everyone wants to say, "Barry cute." Wait, where were you? Where were you? Where were you when I needed you? Where were you when the Barry heard round the- When the scene round the world came to- Wait, I'm going to see how long- I'm going to open TikTok and see how long it takes for please, raise your seat. Oh, that's a fun game. Yeah, ready? I'm going to see how long. Just another day. For like, I've tried every break. Okay. Someone told me to be funny if I made- When you need it. I've never had so many- Hang on. Hello? Why do you need it? Okay. That example. When I want to watch that- No, we're going out tonight. We're hitting it for a drink coffee. Shut up. What? You can't stop now. What? This part of my life is cold. Oh honey, I am so not. You've reached my voice now. I think more people- Did anybody else see the video of water? You joking me! You can't stop now! What's that? A hummingbird landing on a pit bull's nose? Have to watch this. Hang on. Oh, I'm saving this to my device. Yeah. Hang on, let me download this video. They won't let me. Okay, bookmarked. I'm really mad. You want me to try? I'll try my iPad. You're joking. You're absolutely completely joking. First video right off the bat. Seth Meyers' thirst trap. I get it. Yeah. I do too. I do too. You think I don't? We both got that one. Right when you need it. This is- Getting a lot of like youth lemise theater troops. Yeah, me. Not. It's just not- It's not on the cards. I'm pissed off. And it's Channing! Please. Canning her pageant. Yeah, did I see her pageant please? Yeah, Channing's a coal miner. Little Miss coal miner's pageant vlog is up. She won three awards. Yeah, I texted her on the side. She gave me the sneak peek before to reach the public eye. Yeah. Wait, so go back to sharks. Yeah, back to sharks. So- I've never seen them that shot. So the issue that I'm having- Of course I was in the water when the sharks were swimming by, but when I was in Florida. But the issue that I'm having is everyone's offering an explanation and- Most of them that I'm- There's so many sharks. Just like thousands of- Like hundreds of sharks swimming in packs and sharks- I guess I don't typically swim in packs. The one on the bottom right is- Yeah, I've been seeing this one. And there's also sharks like on the shore in Florida. And they're saying like- Attacking. Well, they're saying- Yeah, in pack three people separately. Like that's a ton of sharks, obviously. They were literally in the sand. That's how shallow they were. But they're saying like it's because of- Orca's. Well, there's- I have all the explanations memorized. They said because there's sharks follow food. And I guess the food, the bait balls or whatever, are like way closer to shore. And so the sharks are closer to shore. And then they're saying orcas- Because climate change are not needing to leave. And it's in the Gulf. And it's pushing the sharks closer because they're avoiding the orcas. But then other people are like, "No orcas are always in the Gulf of Mexico." People have different opinions. Which like- Guess what? Guess what? No, no. And then I fell into this one hole about the Bible. That was like- There's a sea creature that's the devil. And it's become awake now. Because there was an earthquake. And that gave me full goosebumps. Yeah, because fixed sexuality, like you probably want to- Wait, who woke the sea creature devil up? There was an earthquake of a rod that was able to wake up this sea creature. Why now? If not now, then when? That's really scary. It is. It's kind of- As a Christian, I believe it. I know. As a Bible beater, bro. As a Bible- I can't imagine how hard this affects you. It's really like, I believe it. And I'm not kidding. What is your favorite Bible boss? That's so hard. Please, please, please, tell me your favorite Bible boss. Yeah. Let me think about that for a second. Come on. I'll be shy. Exactly. Who said that? Exactly. Who said that? John. Oh! Yep. I love his work. Yep. John and I see- Girl! They're not where they go. Girl! Girl! Exactly. Girl! That was- That was Luke. Uh, yeah. Luke and- Luke has always been one of the girls. J- Juke and John. Yep. Those boys. Where do you begin? Oh. Literally can't take them anywhere. 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Right now, when you switch to T-Mobile, you can keep your phone and we'll pay it off, up to $800 per line. That's right. You keep your phone and we'll pay it off up to $800 per line. With a network and savings like this, there's never been a better time to switch to T-Mobile. It's been a whole, been a whole year. Start by your local T-Mobile store today, or use our savings calculator to see how you can save on every plan versus Verizon and AT&T at tmobile.com/keepandswitch. Up to four lines via virtual prepaid guard. Allow 15 days, qualifying unlocked device, credit, service, poured in 90 plus days with device and eligible carrier and timely redemption required. Card has no cash access and expires in six months. Anyways, I don't really know what's going on with the sharks. We'll keep our eye on them. This is going to be like my summer at the beach. I'm going to get tan. We're not going in the water because I'm going to that Florida location for the fourth to knock myself. Oh, are you going to go with the group of people that are going to go to Florida? Your friends, Patch Patrice? Patrice? Oh, yeah, I'm going with Patriceio. And I'm not going in the water. You're going to call me and say, I might go to the mountains for the fourth. What mountain? The Rockies. You're kidding? No. With who? I don't know. I'm just going to go and see who's there. Really? Yeah. What's there to do in the Rockies? And where are-- Girl. I feel like the Rockies are like big, no? Yes, they're mountains. Which location are you picking of the Rockies? Um, some are Colorado. No. Maybe go to Aspen. Oh, OK. Why didn't you just say that? Well, because I might go to Idaho as well. I haven't decided. And I think that-- Doc, I would go to Idaho. I know it's a special place. I bet. Yeah. I'd love to go. Yeah. You to hoe. You to hoe, Idaho. We to hoe. Z-zer to hoe. Yeah. Z-zer. Me, you, we, Z-zer. Did you hear about iOS 18? No. No. How about it? Connor, I'm glad you asked. I saved a TikTok on it. Cool. Because Lord knows I don't remember. Well, I have notes for today too that I really wanted to hit on the game. No, but this is really cool, actually. I'm pissed off that then please, please, please, please didn't play for me. Yep. You know, on my iPad-- not to shoot on my iPad because I never would, but something they don't have is the ability to fast forward a TikTok. Oh, that sucks. I'm watching in 2X all the time. Me too. I can't not watch in 2X. And it's just like why-- I don't understand why they haven't been able to format apps for iPads yet. Oh, okay. So they're doing tapbacks for messages now. Which means that you can tap on the message. And instead of just like all the like exclamation question mark, ha ha, reactions, you can react with any emoji that is available to you in the emoji bank. I see I needed that. People are going to start responding. You could react with a piece of cake. I mean, that's what I don't like. I'm like, what do you mean by construction vest coat? Also, you can underline in text now, bold, etc. That's good. I'll use that. Yeah. Okay. That's nice. That's called text effects. And messages, this I don't get it all. When you have no service and are completely off-grid, you can just send iMessage as via satellite. That I do get. I know. Because why couldn't we just do that before then? Because they need to release things so that we still use our excited about it. They probably held on to that one. Because I've used maps. You can download maps on Google all the time. When I was in Indonesia, we downloaded maps and you can fully search for stuff via satellite. You know, you can download TikToks to watch on the plane too, and you don't know why. That's like in two hours worth, I think. That's insane. Yeah. So I would do that if I could download my FYP and I didn't have to scroll to each video. Constance, you can shut your hell up. Oh, wait, what do you mean that you don't have to scroll? Like, I want to download two hours worth of TikToks onto my phone in like one video. Oh, I think you still are scrolling through TikTok. And saving each one individually? No, you're just so you just have the ability to scroll like you would with one. No, that's what I want. That's what you have. Okay. That's what's available to you. Thanks. Did you know I'm going to New York for Donald Duck's 90th birthday? No. Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah. I'm really excited. I don't know what it entails. Didn't email them. It was just like, do you want to come celebrate Donald's 90th? We'll fly you out. And I was like, actually? Yeah. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, I did. When are you going? That's where I'm going. Well, I'm stopping in Philly first. So I leave Monday for Philly and then going to taking the train to Donald's 90th and then coming back on JetBluement, which I'm really excited about. I was going to ask if you've requested JetBluement. Really excited. Most excited about that for out of everything. Seeing my family and all that. You'll have to share some serious content with us from Donald's 90th. You know I will. He's going to be in a wheelchair. No, he's a duck in a wheelchair. He's completely, sprightly. Apple is also for that new one. I saved this too. It's allowing you to create AI-generated emojis. Like you can do like dinosaur doing the geric. Could you do something inappropriate? I don't know. Because when I was trying to do a joke for Texas, I was like, hey, chat GBT. Can you write me? Like as a joke or like a kind of racist joke, as an example of like someone in Texas and they were like, no, we can't be racist. I was like, okay. Wow, that's. Honest mistake. That's good. And then you can also add your ID to your phone. Your ID to your phone. Oh my god, Connor. Yeah? I got my driver's license. Oh, good, bro. Yeah. You know what it's about? Damn time. Yeah. Thank you. Sorry to interrupt. No, that's okay. I wanted to, we have a couple of things in our notes too. Okay. In our notes that I want to hit. Hit them. Okay. Oh. So when I flew back yesterday. We were about to land. And we're going down literally like this. We're going down. And this lady goes, or I hear from behind me, like 10 or it was back. And I'm pretty far back. Like bro 23. Excuse me. Excuse me everybody. And I whipped. I'm like some shit about to go down. I whip around and she goes, we have a flight in 12 minutes. Can everyone just stay seated? We are going to run off the plane. And everyone was like, like no one said anything when you're supposed to be like, we got you girl. So no one said anything. We just all stayed seated. They sprinted off this group of like seven women. And then I get off the plane. Who do I see at a bar with a bottle of wine? You're lying. Nope. I was about to say like good for them because I'd be too much of a Puss. Yeah, Puss Puss. And I just missed my flight because. Well, I'm in between. At first I was like, oh they wanted to get off. Just get off and get some drinks. But then I think that they might have missed their flight. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I was like, that didn't even pop my mind. No, it didn't immediately. Immediately I was like, oh there's something. Cousin Logan told me they were like, she was like, they probably missed their flight. Oh yeah. That's very true. Um, and then I wanted to go through some pet peeves because I have a bunch. Yeah. Did you, did you have any? I have. I was having a hard time just because everything annoys me. Yeah. So it's hard to figure out which one's a pet peeve and which one is just my personality. I have one very specific. Why don't you start? When I go to pick someone up and they keep me waiting in my car. Is literally, and this is not to any specific friend. Like they know I hate it and they all do it and it just is what it is. It's fine. But that is something that just literally like, I'll be dead silent in the car for 10 minutes. That's why you should never be on time if you're picking someone up. It doesn't matter. They still take forever. You should always be like 15 minutes late because guess what? They'll be ready out front. I'm waiting. Like sometimes I'm outside. It's like. No, I'm never on time to pick people up. People are literally like, I'll be like, I'm here. And they're like, oh coming. I told you when I was leaving my house, you know how far away I live. Yeah. You know I'm coming to get you. Why are your clothes not on? Why are you in the shower? I'm thinking like airport trip. I'm like, I'm going to be 20 minutes late because blessings, on blessings like you'd be waiting for an Uber. And like, that's a favor you're doing for them. Like, I'm going to be late. I'm going to get there when I get there because I'm taking you home in an Uber me. And I get like, I'm bitchy about it too. I left Tristan once. I didn't have there was no like pressing thing we needed to get to. I think we were going to Barney's or something. I was in the car for 15 minutes or waiting for him. He was in the shower. I said, I'll meet you there. Because I also drove 20 minutes out of my sorry, Trish. Love you to death. Get a grip. But I was like boiling. Yeah. That makes me boil. And everyone does it to me too, which is sweet. This is not a good one to say today. Yeah. Because I do it. Yeah, you do it. I do it too. What? But birth birthdays. I hate birthdays. Yeah. I hate other people's birthdays. I hate my birthdays. I hate when people have a birthday dinner on the weekend. I hate when people have a birthday dinner on a week night. I hate when they make a big group text. Hey, and everyone's like, oh, I'm excited. I'm excited. Okay, cool. You just like the message if you can go. Oh, I would say in general like group texts where I don't know most of the people and you're just like inviting me to something like that sweet. But now I'm in a group chat with so many people I don't know. Yeah. Everyone's blowing up my phone. It's like I would, you could do individuals. That's why I misgrouped me. Would you ever use group me? I did use group me. I miss that because it's a different app. Like it's not going to be clogging on my text. Yeah. My text highways. Yeah. So that pissing me off. Oh, I have another one. Okay. Good. You go. No, no, you go. You, I went just now birthdays. When like people very like complain about something. That other people are very clearly enjoying. Go elaborate. Like when someone's like, oh, like I hate LA, blah blah blah. It's like, okay, I love LA. Like I'm having a great time in my 20s. You don't have to be here. If someone's just going to go on and on about how much they hate LA. You're not a tree. You can move. You totally. That's an option that's available to you. And that's just an example. But like, I don't know if I'm very clearly like loving something or like a concert. And I'm like so loving it. And someone's like, I don't, I don't like it. Shut up. Shut up, man. Why don't you shut the fuck up about it? Yeah. That's one thing. I have a similar one. When you're complaining and someone else also complains, like I got here first. I was, I'm doing the complaining right now. Like when you're sick and someone else is like, yeah, I have a headache. My head hurts. Oh, see, I would rather them join in and then have me being the one complaining and them coming in with like a chip or positive attitude. That is a pet peeve. I don't want anyone to match my freak. When I'm complaining, I'm like, this is my, I'm doing the complaining. I'm, I'm complaining right now. No one did that trend of us, which kind of pissed me off. Match my freak? Yeah. I didn't, what's the trend? It's like the two people that match each other's freaks. I didn't see it. And it was like all these podcast co-hosts except for us. Oh, damn. We always get, we always get skipped over. No, I don't, I feel like some people are, are really sweet about including us and things. But this one I was like, yeah, this is a perfect opportunity. Okay. Here's one and let me explain first. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people post a bunch of pictures and the, the caption is 24 hours in Vegas. Are there like 12 hours in New York City? I'm like, that's a layover. Okay. Like I'm going to start posting when I have a connecting flight and be like 17 minutes in Chicago. I hate that. Okay. That's good to know. That one's not like, that's not boy. That doesn't bother anyone else. Yeah, no. It's, it gives me the same vibe as when someone's like, someone in their bio is like LA NYC, London, Mexico. Are you just listening countries? I don't like when people put their followers in their bio. Oh, TikTok 300K. Yeah, I think that's, but that's not like a pet peeve. That's just like ew. I think, I guess that one's more. I find it funny. All right. I have another one. Okay. Chairs for looks. Yeah. Like when someone just has a chair for looks. That you can't sit in? They just don't sit in it and it never gets used. It makes me sad for the chair. Okay. Okay. Don't get me that. No, I kind of. See, this is why we got to get over the duke because you have to match my freak. Say, fuck that chair. Fuck that chair for looks. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't match your freak on that one because I kind of get it. What? Well, I'm just thinking of like in a living room. No one ever sits in the chair. It's like you might as well just pick a really like aesthetically pleasing one. Like everyone's going to cram onto the couch. No one, and the chair is always away from the TV. Yeah, that's why there shouldn't be a chair there. Put a potted plant. Really? Chair would probably look better. For what? To look better. I'm just like, you have a living room cuck chair. It's crazy. Cuck chair? Do you know what a cuck chair is? Yeah, I know what a, I know what a cuck is. What is a cuck? Like someone who gets cheated on, a husband who gets cheated on. No, someone who finds sexual pleasure in being in someone else engaging with their significant other. No, I don't think they have to find pleasure in it. That's the whole thing. It's a kink. Well, no, there can be a cuck kink, but saying cuck doesn't imply kink. Yeah, I mean, I think the actual like originated there. I don't agree with you. Okay, well, that's what it goes for. Yeah, I have my, I have my finger dangling. I have my fingers dangling above the button. Urban dictionary, a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Okay, well, let's her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit. That's urban dictionary. John watches white get fucked by another man. What a cuck. Okay, I'm saying there is a cuck kink, but just the definition of cuck doesn't imply kink. Okay. Okay, we're both right. Right. Make a cuck hold by having a sexual relationship with his wife or being a man whose wife is actually unfaithful. I think we're both right. Okay. But I think I'm more right. What were you saying it is? It's just some like a man whose wife sheets on him. But he knows is what I'm saying. I don't think like I could just go. He's a cuck, but like he doesn't have to know. I feel really derogatory coming out of my mouth. It feels bad to say. It feels really bad. Look, we can go on the right. I mean, obviously there's never been a cuck hold is the husband of an adulterous wife, the wife of an adulterous husband is a cuck queen. But that's what I'm saying. Like the definition is just like a man that's being cheated on, but to have a cuck kink would be if he liked it. Like the definition itself doesn't imply that there's already a kink there. Oh my gosh, she's actually crazy. In biology, a cuck hold is a male who unwittingly invests parental effort in juveniles who are not genetically his offspring. Aww. That's pathetic. It's sweet. But it is sweet. He's the father that cuck holds it biologically. It could be the father that stepped up. Yeah. What is his name? Cuck holds. What is wrong with a male pigeon who steps up to raise some little baby pigeons? Nothing. Nothing. In fact, admirable. We're reclaiming cucks, cuck queen. She's my cuck queen. Let her hit the band-o. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now I'm like very, um, what's the word? Confused? No. No, it's like a very simple word that's escaping me. Hungry. It's not subconscious. Self-conscious. I'm very self-conscious about not mashing your freak right now. No, it's totally fine. Not many can. Okay. Too damn true. And when you find the one- Oh, I have a good one. I have a good one. No, shit. I think you're going to like this one. When you tell someone that's like kind of singing a song that they're a good singer and then they they amp it up and keep going. And you're like, oh my god, why did I say that? Yeah. It's like you're not that good. That's funny. Yeah. All right. When someone calls me without texting me first- I hate it. And it's not an emergency. Yeah. Face times worse. Go fuck yourself. I'm serious. No, I really hate that. Oh, and you know what else I like? When I say like I hate when people call me and it's like, oh really? I'm I'm such a call person. Oh my god. Go call someone then. If you love calling someone, go call someone. And when you say it to someone that has specifically done it to you. And then they don't take that as, okay, I won't call Connor anymore. They take it as an opportunity to just let you know they love to call. Yeah, that's it. I'm going to say something that I'm not going to take the person's name out of it. Okay. Because it's happening yesterday. Let's sleep it. I got a phone. And I want to know the name. I got a phone call. It doesn't matter. Like it's it doesn't matter to me. I got a phone call from someone yesterday. Did not answer because I didn't have the number save. Just tell me who. I got it. I got it. Is it say this thing? No, I'm going to say his name. Say his name. I'm going to tell you his name, but. Right now. No, no, it's a part of the story. I'm going to tell you. He tells me who he is. Well, who is he? Fuck you, fuck you. Shut up. So I get a phone call from someone that I don't know who it is. And I let it go to voicemail. I get a text. Hey, it's. We worked together at redacted. I know we haven't tried it in a while. Let's go get a coffee. I'm in the loony bin with a bunch of loonies. And I like, why would you ever just call me blindly? I don't have your number at all. That is like a wild. And I don't remember. No, and I don't remember where I worked at four or five years ago. Yeah. I don't remember everybody there. Interesting. He probably wanted something. He probably needed something for me bad. He probably needed you bad. He probably needed to match my freak. Yeah. All right. Someone that moves somewhere and starts doing all the local stuff and makes it their whole personality. Hate. Yeah. Yeah, it's annoying. When someone's talking really slow and you already know the end of what they're going to say. Well, you know, I have no choice but to just finish it. To step in. Yeah. I can't. That's why you always accuse me of bearing the lead. Well, on a podcast, it's different. But I can't stop going like this. It's so rude. It's so rude. I did it while someone was giving us the best man's beach at a wedding. It's a tick. You can't help it. This is probably the rudest thing you can do to someone. That's very Larry David. I try not to, but I'm under the table. Just know. Above the surface. Very calm. Below the surface. A frenzy of activity. And that's fine. Wrap it up. Yeah. That's all I got, y'all. Anything else at all? One more. I should have included this earlier. When someone calls me and I call them back and it goes to voicemail. My mom. My mom will text me. Well, call me. It'll bring once and she'll hang up. And be like, hey, call me. Call her back voicemail. Maybe she's on do not disturb. Call her back twice, voicemail. I'm like, how in the 15 seconds since you called me, did you misplace your phone? And I know it's on loud. It's almost like she calls me, hangs up, and throws her phone as far as she possibly does. That seems to happen to you a lot. Oh my gosh, I can't. It does happen to me a lot. Yeah. I'm Sally. It's okay. All right, y'all, we're going to wrap up unless you have anything else. Do I have anything else? The say in the bones aren't to say in the main. I don't think I do for the main. I'm trying to think if I have anything as well. Oh, I'm going to Luke Holmes tonight. Oh my god, congratulations. You'll have the best time. It doesn't matter because it's, this is postpartum, but I'm going tonight to Luke Holmes. Oh, the way I was belting it out on the way here today. That's awesome. I was having such a blast with my coffee in the car. And I didn't spill any, and I brought a mug in the car today. Oh, another thing, another thing. I got my, I got my motherfucking bumper fixed. You did. And my brake light, and both my blinkers work, and all the lights work. And I'm selling that bitch. Bye bye. Oh my god. I'm getting new car. Check it out. Do you see in the parking lot? It's clean as a whistle. Whoa. They got in all the nooks and crannies. They must have been on their hands and knees. Oh, scrubbing it. Whoa. Yeah. And I got such a good deal too. What car do you want? Um, I think I'm going to get a four runner. What's that? Dots, everybody. What is that? On the four runner? Four runners are good. Yeah. It's a Toyota RAV4 like step up as a four runner. Four runner. Is it a Toyota? Yes, it's a Toyota. Oh my god. I didn't realize you were doing Toyota. Because Toyota's just never brained. There's never any issues. Yeah. Really good cars. Actually, I will say I'm having one issue with my RAV4, and I would love to know if anybody else is having this issue with their RAV4s and if they can help. My car play the map is just it just freaks out every opportunity that it gets and it can never get me anywhere. I think that's an apple issue. I don't think it's a car issue. Really? Because I know it's like sometimes it helps when I turn the Wi-Fi off before I get in the car. It's definitely a Bluetooth Wi-Fi issue, but like how do you guys combat that if possible at all? Um, I really think it's an apple thing, unfortunately. The, uh, I had my dash and my RAV4 broke, so I had to do an aftermarket, um, like the square. Aftermarket. Aftermarket. And, um, it works so well now. Okay. I don't know. Do people with Google phones, are they able to access airplay, apple car play? No, but they have Google car play. Huh. That's awesome. Android auto. Can't imagine. Do you have any friends out of an Android? No. I mean either. No, I'd be scared around them all the time. I'd have literally like a wall up around someone with an Android. I'd feel like they would have, like, they would flip out on me for no reason, and I'd need to get out. I would never want to be alone with someone with an Android. My dad has an Android. Don't put me in a room with a man with an Android. It's like really scary. Yeah. It's scary. Isn't it? No offense to any listeners that have an Android? I don't want to be in a room with you. So yeah, it is in its turn. Alone. All right. Well, we'll see you in the bonus. If there's ever someone with an Android, make sure you're with someone else that you can run faster then, because the person with the Android will eat the other person first. Uh. Yeah. Yep. Happy birthday. No, it sucks. Sorry. Last thing in the main. You know how there was that whole conversation on TikTok about, like, would you rather be? Would you rather? Would you rather be with a man or a bear, and everyone was like, the bear? It's actually our whole thing. Oh, wait, no. It's good. Our whole thing is the bear. So people trust us. We're glad you chose the bear. A man? Just like any man? You didn't, you missed this whole, like, controlled thing? Yes. That happened. The conversation was like, I basically like, I, women would rather be safer with a bear than a man. Yeah. And like the bear, bear attacks are far, far less than man attacks. That's very true. Actually, there are a lot less bears than men. Would you rather be out swimming in Florida with, with a pack of sharks or a pack of men in the water? Pack of men, because I could outswim them. They bite too. But I could outswim. Oh, yeah, you are. I was on the swim team. Yeah. I was on, I was a barracuda. My swim team was a whale. All right, you guys. You're good. 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