Amos N Andy Daily
Amos n Andy - All the Moneys Tide Up
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- Duration:
- 11m
- Broadcast on:
- 16 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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According to the Kingsley, that's what he told me. Well, of course we want to make money and if the tactic to get business is better, why we ought to unreciter the proposition. Well, we tell the Kingsley's come. You ought to be here in a minute now and let him stay in the same city like it told me. Well, that's gone and she's business on the bank account, hmm. I'll say we in a month. We didn't put that seven dollars and a half in the bank yesterday. That's one thing we got and what you took in the day, how much is that? I took in $5.25. Lucky we ain't got that in the bank. Yeah, but that gets both painless fences for the week and then we ain't got nothing. Well, we ain't lost nothing though. If you're a rubric tailor coming back here Monday and I'm trying to get a hold of all the money I can, then you get in this mess and somebody tie up the money in the bank. We didn't have but $14 in there. Yeah, but $14 is $14. I started to get myself a lawyer, but I figured it by the time I finished listening to him explaining this to me, I'd be mixed up more than I is now. Can we have no business signing that news for the funds they're coming in, but we're the part for you in the bus, please. You know that much? Well, they was going to take a furniture away from us, I hadn't signed a note. Yeah, better to let them take a furniture than our money, ain't it? We didn't buy the furniture. Well, that's why I tell you, Amos, don't never get mixed up with no gown. You isn't the one attending? I was disgusted. I'll tell you what I'm going to do here after. I'm going to put the money in the bank and keep it in there in my name. That's what I'm going to do. According to the furniture company, if I don't pay that note, they're going to close up the taxicab company. There's a hundred going to close up the taxicab, huh? Well, you signed a note. That's what the man told me today down at the furniture company. Well, tell me this, why can't you write me the puzzle of the husband and letter and tell him the situation and see if he can't lean to pay to his name? She wasn't married when I signed that note. I know, but she married now. I wonder if her husband would pay that thing. It ain't going to hurt the healthy. I wonder what her husband would think if he got a bill for something that she bought before they were married. Don't you worry, many millions just married, and half of them married, they find out that they wave over with a lot of money, don't you worry about that now. I believe I'll write him a letter. What is his name? His name is John Washington, isn't it? John Washington, he live in Detroit, can't be here to give you his address, hasn't he? I'll write that on business papers, but we ain't got none. We ain't got no business, much less no business papers. Write it on a piece of that paper there, that's good enough. I ain't got no ink either. Write it with a pencil. He can read pencil, he's got to have no ink. All right, I'll start out here, call him Dear Sir, E. W. R. Dear, S. U. R. Sir. See, he's a business man like I is. I got to let him know that I know something. What have you got down there now? Dear Sir. Well, why don't you see it? Wait a minute now, wait a minute. You ain't trying to tell me what to say to you. Well, what is your thinking of all things? Well, they done gone and see me. I got that in the letter right here, that they wrote me. E-A-R-N-I-S-A-S-W-E. That she business in there, that's with the ball rolling. She got you in that mail. I ain't said she ain't. I ain't say you say she ain't even. Anytime that you get this gone, she business in there, it's always a woman's fault. That's why they got she in it. If it was a man's fault, they would call her gone a shim. Probably as though they done gone, it's us. All right, Amos, all right. Just let me write a letter, that's all, shut up. Dear Sir. Dear Sir. I know what that's down here. The way I ought to start out, I ought to start out here. I have got so little of the 21st instinct. And they could do something, you know, that's what I ought to do. But they probably got no letter from them. And I can't start out that way. Well, then start out another way. That's what I'm going to do, Amos, if you just keep that big mouth of your shut. Well, go ahead, go ahead. Dear Sir. I start out, say, here's what I do. I say, your wife wants some furniture. Yeah, yeah, that's not-- now you're coming down, do it. Down, do it. Let me get that down here now. Your wife. Put that down. Put that down. The old she bought S-U-M songs. How do you sell furniture? Furniture, that's F-U. That's got a P in it, I think. Wait a minute, wait a minute now. F-U. F-U-U-M furniture. Wait a minute, now, F-U. It looks like I'm going to have to draw a picture of a chair down here. Then he's going to think that she done bought some chairs. You're going to have to draw the whole setup. He's going to draw it. Wait a minute, wait a minute, I got it. F-U-N is fun. I-T-C-H-Ditch. Why, oh, you are your furniture. There you is. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, man, you got that, that's it. Oh, well, I know it's spelling that, but I just think. That's all I got to do, is think. The more I think, the better off we is. Well, go on, Dan, wait a minute. Wait a minute, chair, wait a minute, something's wrong. What's the matter, what's the matter now? Well, look here, I stay down here your wife. Well, that's right, what's the matter with that? Well, when she bought the furniture, though, she wasn't his wife, you see. Well, she was mine, though, before she married him, she wasn't wife. Yeah, but when she bought this furniture, she hadn't got no divers from other husbands. She was what we call a strangle from a other husband. She was, huh? Yeah. You have a dead and sicker strangle, ain't it? Oh, no, no, wait a minute. I mean, he has strangle, meaning a way. You strangle anybody, they go in the way all the way. Wait a minute, they come to kingfish. Don't tell him about it, he's killed by it. Well, hello there, kingfish. Hello there, boys, how will you go about everything? Well, things ain't even tolerable, kingfish. I'm glad you come, uh, tell Andy what you were telling me when you're kingfish. Yeah, kingfish, tell me some of that stuff that Amos was talking about. That's why I come by here, Bill Andrew. Amos, get up off that box. Well, he didn't let the kingfish sit down. There you is, kingfish, there you is. Go ahead, sit down, kingfish. Well, boys, I don't know if this is going to work out or not, but I just got a letter from the Grand Supreme Kingfish. He's got toys of all the lodges, you know. Yeah, they is under his jurisdiction, ain't they? Yeah, sir, he is talking about me coming down and being the kingfish of the New York laws. And in case I accept, I was thinking that it would be a good idea for you boys to take your test to keep coming right down to New York City. Well, how come you figured that? Well, brother, in New York, there's millions of people. And the test care is scarce. I bet it ain't 10 test care's in the whole city. People just standing in the street begging for test care's all day and all night. You can't find none nowhere. And if you boys would take your test care, coming down to New York City, and open up the entire test care company in New York, you could make all kinds of money. Sounds good to do it. It ain't bad. Well, it sounds like the tenants at your rental property sure know how to throw a great party. You just wish they wouldn't throw so many parties on Tuesdays until 4 a.m. And if they could pay the rent on time, that would be nice too. Being a landlord can be stressful, but it doesn't have to be. 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