Amos N Andy Daily
Amos n Andy - First Show For CBS
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- Duration:
- 31m
- Broadcast on:
- 15 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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That's right. Rinso, the new Rinso with Solium, brings you the Amherst and Andy show. Yes, sir. Rinso, the soap that contains Solium. The sunlight ingredient brings you a full half hour of entertainment with Lulubin, Eddie Green, Jeff Alexander's Orchestra and chorus, and Radio's all-time favorite, Amherst and Andy. And I'll leave a brother's company, the makers of Rinso, invite you to sit back. Relax and enjoy Amos and Andy. Well, as the fall season rolls around once again, let us look in on the home of the Kingfish and his wife Sapphire Stephen. The time is new. The Kingfish has just come home for lunch to find Sapphire packing her bag. Sapphire, what you doing and stuffing your clothes in the suitcase there? I'm taking a little trip to Chicago to visit mama. You know, Georgia ain't seen it for almost five years. I wonder what she looks like now. Yeah, well, don't get your hopes too hard, Sapphire. Once you look like a walrus, you always look like a walrus. Oh, I'm so anxious to see you. She's rippin' that she's got a job workin' in the florist shop, and it makes her so happy to be surrounded by slough. Yeah, you know what, make me happy to see her that way myself. That'll do. I don't want to hear another one about it. Now, listen here, Georgia, somethin' you just gotta do for me while I'm gone. Now, what's that? There's an old school chum of mine gettin' town tomorrow from Georgia by the name of Lula May Simpson. Her husband passed on last year, and she's comin' up here to look around for another husband, and we gotta help her. Yeah, well, what you want me to do about it? I want you to introduce her to some nice edible bachelor. That's none of them bums over that large hole. Yeah, what does this Lula May look like? Well, she happens to wait 225 weeks, baby. She has a picture of it, she sent me with a letter. Let me see the picture. Hold it, mackerel. Compared to her, a hippo party musta was a delicate creature. George, we gotta get my girlfriend a hug. Yeah, well, I ain't goin' to introduce her to nobody. Well, if you don't, then I ain't goin', and I'll have mama visit us. Visit us? We'd argue it's done blackmail me into it, alright? Well, hangin' there a quarter, come here, and I ain't see you for months. Oh, trauma to see you, King Frank. Yeah, come here, Henry, did you have a nice son of him? Oh, yes, we had a long motor trip. We went from here out to California to see that place where they have the big redwoods. Your cemetery park. Well, and then we panhandle through Texas, and ended up with white sulfuric fruit. Now they had quite a trip there, son. Oh, yes. How 'bout you, King Frank? Did you escape the heat of the setting of the summer? Oh, yeah, me and my wife, Safar, went up on the roof a couple of times. We're ready to hose on each other. Safar, take a little trip now. Oh, she left yesterday for a mother, thank goodness. Yeah, well, you should be all smart. Yeah, but it got a tough job, Henry. Safar's got a gal friend that gets in town to date and wants to get married, and Safar wants me to introduce her to some legible bachelor's. Mm-hmm. It's a gal built like a elephant by the name of Lula Mae Simpson. Just come up from Georgia. Lula Mae Simpson. Wait a minute. Wait a minute here. There's an item in the society column about her and today's newspaper. In the society column? Yes, and it says she was left at $20,000 a stake by her late husband, and she's planning to spend the entire willer in our city. $20,000? You know, Henry, if I could find some guy to marry her, I could collect a married propus fee. I'd be on these fees. I wonder who I could get. Well, I ain't got to paint this idea. But I had just seen him walking toward the pool room. So, Andrew, did the pool hall, huh? Yes, you know, King Fish, maybe this scheme of yours will work. If you get them together, maybe Dan Cupid will hit Andy with the arrow. Yeah, well, if you don't hit Andy, he's gonna kill Miss Lula Mae. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC] Now, when Andy come into office here, if I can just make him think of that as a marriage book, maybe I can stick him with that fat gal Lula Mae, and that way he'd get a cut at $20,000. Oh, yeah, he come now. I'll get on the telephone. Ah, there, King Fish. What you doing? Oh, I was a marriage broker. And there, with clients all over the world, there's a big shortage of women. Right now, I was waiting for a long distance cause more serious. Oh, great. Wait a minute, here it comes now. Oh, hello? Oh, who is this, Australia? Oh, hello, how's he? [LAUGHTER] What's the problem? Oh, you say he was at the church waiting to get married, and you can't find a way, huh? Well, that's too bad. I'll see you. Yeah, well, my advice here is to grab the first good-looking kangaroo that comes along. [LAUGHTER] Well, all you're all smoking for, huh? All these shortages really worldwide. Sorry, I can't help you. Well, goodbye, I have the boomerangs here and all that stuff. See you, ladies. [LAUGHTER] Hey, King Fish. What is this word, worldwide thing you're talking about? Oh, Andy, it's the shortage of women. You know, of course, that there's a shortage of women. I'll say that one I took out last night only came up to my belt buckle. [LAUGHTER] No, no, Andy, I mean that they end up women to go around. Ain't you hear about it? No, the drought ain't hit me yet. [LAUGHTER] I was just thinking the other night on the basis of smooching. This has been my best year since 1941. [LAUGHTER] Oh, no, no, there's a shortage, Andy. A matter of fact, statistics prove that within the next 10 years, if the shortage of women keeps up, one out of five babies will be born without a mother. [LAUGHTER] What is they doing about the situation? Well, with the shortage in this part of the country, he has got to bring women from another part of the country, where he got along, did you see? Oh, the situation is bad, Andy. Well, maybe I ought to do something about this shortage of women. Yeah, you're right. Now, you use my power. Maybe I can help you. Let me look at my list here. Women. I've got holy Moses. You was in luck. There's one that's just been imported from Georgia that's worth $20,000 in sheds. $20,000? Sounds like she's a lovely woman. I'll take her. What you look like? [LAUGHTER] Her name is Lula Mia Simpson. Or maybe I got a picture over here. Yeah, yes, she is right here. Look at that. Wow. The way she's puffed out there, she must have that $20,000 round her waist as one dollar bill. [LAUGHTER] She's a little sad in this picture, Andy, but if a photographer took what's called a double exposure, you'll see. But I tell you, Andy, for $20,000, you can forget a little blubber, you know. [LAUGHTER] Oh, it's been good. I couldn't even get my arms around her waist. Yes, you can. If you time it, right, just watch your breathing and catch you on the inhale. [LAUGHTER] She got $20,000. Where does she make all that money at? Rafflin? [LAUGHTER] Oh, no. Well, she's a mighty big woman. And look here, you just judging by the surface. Underneath that fat, she probably wears skinny. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, that's right, you know. And that's $20,000 has put me on these three, too. Well, now look here, you don't get the whole 20. Now, wait a minute. You see, there's a marriage broker's fee of 50%. You've got to split that money with me, you're 50%. Ain't that a lot? No, no, no. Well, don't forget, I'm going to help you now split the expenses of the courtship with us. The cost of the gauge and ring and all that stuff. Yeah, but how come you're taking 50%? Oh, that's the fee set by the government. And on all marriages, where the broker arranges the marriage before the groom ever sees the bride. Oh, that's in the Constitution. That's what they call the "fig in the poker world." [LAUGHTER] OK, it's a deal. I'll give you 50%. 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Other women use rinso than any other wash day is soap in the world. Hello there, what you doing standing outside of shortest barbershop? Hello, Amos, I'm waiting for the kingfish. Did you hear the big news about me? About you? No, I ain't in there. What's happened to you? I'm going to get an up to you later. What's that, I got in a little there, what you going to get there? Well, you're an ignorant fellow like you, that means I'm going to get married. In other words, Amos, I'm going to enter in the holy deadlock. Tell me this, why is this happening all of a sudden? Listen Amos, in ten years there are going to be five babies born to every short mother. I don't understand exactly what you're talking about in there, who is you marrying? Well, she just got the town from Georgia, in a pope, she's a pig, or I got my constitutional right for her. I understand this, Andrew. Well, don't worry, Amos, I was getting $20,000 worth of blubber. Here comes the kingfish now, I'll see you later. Yeah, well, drop over to the house sometime after you have your head examined. So long. Yeah, I'll do that. So long. Hi, kingfish. Well, hello there, Amos. Hey, listen, you didn't tell Amos too much, did you? Oh, he's so ignorant. You know what I'm talking about? No way. Well, come on, let's get on in the barbershop. Here, see, shorty. Hi, shorty. Well, there's my pal, how is he? Well, I'll be gobbing on luku as what's crooked as you are. I'm sorry, I was at higher, fellas. Hey, shorty, tell me this, did you have a nice summer? Oh, yeah, a great kind fellas. I spent my vacation last summer on a farm, and yeah, just so I wouldn't lose my touches of barbers. I kept them practice by shaving the goats around the place. I was shaving the goats. Yeah, I'd love her to go scrap my razor and shave my cleaners and wiffles. I must've saved her if she doesn't go. Yeah, well, did all the practice help you out now that you're backing the barbershop? I don't know. I ain't had a goat to come in yet. Oh, wait a minute. Look here, shorty. Look here. We're going to let you in on a secret. Yeah. I'm going to marry a rich woman with $20,000. Well, congratulations. Yeah, and I want you to give Andrew a good haircut in the sheer. He going over to meet her for the first time. He's a star. I'll take him up. And by the way, Andy, he didn't want to let her think that you'd have to have money. That kind of like you was a rich man, too. Yeah, Andy, that's a good idea. We'll put on the dog with her. Tell her you was a Texas millionaire. Yeah, you know something, fella? I was caught in a day I worked with. I didn't know how to make an impression on a friend of mine told me to call her with music. You was thinking, well, well, what'd you do? Well, I didn't just let them romance the two of the dogs of old. I got near a deer car, and I said to me to find her her balcony. I stood out there on the moonlight with my beautiful voice, I said, oh, so love me. Yeah. Hey, that's great. Charlie, what did the gal say? Oh, gee. She said that. She said, surety, that's the most beautiful news. You got the sweetest voice I have. I thought I could lift you, sing and play with you. You got the news. You got to stop the news, man. Well, Andy, here is Lula May's apartment. Now, remember, you were the wealthy, retired oil man from Texas, and you ain't interested in money. Yeah, well, I'll put on the dog, all right. OK, I'm not going to do it here. You know, gingfish, I feel better about this whole thing if that Lula May wasn't so fast. Well, Andy, Lula May's thighs might be in your favor. But the bigger the year's boy, the harder it falls in the thigh. Hey, hey, hey. The building is shaking. Must be earthquake. Lula May's coming to the door. We haven't been here. Why Mr. Steven, do come here. Why, thank you, Mr. Simpson. Thank you. Come on in, Andy. Uh, if you think there's room up in there, well, there's room up there. Oh, Mr. Simpson, may I present you with Longhorn Brown? He is the retired multimillionaire from Texas. He's the fella in the society columns, the first two are filthy rich browns. Well, this is an state of pleasure, Mr. Brown. I've never met a genuine person before. Oh, likewise. Oh, really? You know, Mr. Brown, I just got here from Georgia. And New York is so huge it makes me feel positive with timing. Yeah, that's quite a trick, all right. Now, Mr. Steven, call me on the phone this morning that on your property down in Texas you had a lot of cattle in all of them. Oh, yeah, there was so much oil on the place that cattle had to wear skid chains. Well, I guess you can make a lot of money in the oil and cattle business. Oh, yeah, not only the oil and cattle business, but he's got millions of other things too. Now, let's see, you made a lot of money in lumber too, didn't you? Oh, yeah. I sure did. They discovered trees on my property. Whoa. All right, that's Texas is really some state, all right. Oh, you Texans always stand up for Texas. Yeah, well, if you was in the saddle 12 hours a day, you'd be glad to stand up for anything. Oh, by the way, long, huh? What was that generous thing you've done the other day that showed that you don't get nothing about money? Oh, you mean last Thursday when I give away to Grand Canyon? Yeah, yeah. That's the one I meant. I like a truly most films, and Mr. Brown is in New York for the social season. You know, party status, going to the opera in symphonies. Oh, then you're interested in music? Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Brown is always flopping up that culture stuff, yeah. Now, apparently, what is your faith in symphonies? I don't know. I ain't never tasted none. I forgot to tell you, Mr. Brown, your travel agent called this morning and wanted to know if you was going to Europe on the Queen Mary or the Queen Elizabeth. Oh, well, did you take care of it? Yeah, I told him to buy a full hope you'd make up your mind when he got down to the pier. Oh, you're trying to tip to Europe? Oh, yeah. He visits to Riviera every year. You see, Mr. Brown here's got a Chateau over there. Yeah, next year I'm going to build a house on it, too. You know, Mr. Brown, you're one of the most calming men I ever met. I do hope I'll see you again. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you will, Mr. Smith, or I don't think Mr. Brown will hold it against you just cause you only got $20,000. Oh, no. I has always wanted to get to know the poor people, sir. Well, we must believe it's with by Mr. Simpson, the millionaire Brown here has got to get back to his office at the stock market. Oh, by the way, Brown, how was the ticket today? Well, I was a little worried at first, but the doctor found out it was just gas. Oh, uh, come on, Mr. Simpson, come on. Uh, wait a minute. Mr. Brown out there was something you wanted to ask, Mr. Simpson. There was? Yeah, remember you were telling me how delightful it would be if you and her had stuck her together this evening? Oh, that would be lovely, Mr. Brown. Yeah, well, don't cook nothing special, I'll just pick hot luck. Well, good morning, come in, brother, ender. Hi, David. Thank you for about five years, lover boy, uh, we have got that rich widow in the bag, here with son. Wait a minute, King Fish. Wait a minute. I ain't told you what's happened last night. Holy mackerel. Now, wait a minute. I don't like to look down your face, then. Don't tell me that you don't put the skids under all that money we're getting. Well, you know, King Fish, I've been porting Lula May in the daytime and kissing all mother gals goodbye at night. Oh, not sure. Just like any other honest man would you go here. But, you know, last night I took a cute little gal to the movies. Sure. I wanted to get into some last-minute scootions before I married Lula May in the drive belt that's in. Anyway, we were sipping their scootions and when the lights went on, somebody started beating me over the head with an umbrella. I looked around and it was Lula May, sitting right behind me. And there, why did you do a thing like that? I have done porn, my furniture, to raise $250, watch you that diamond engagement ring for you to give up, or we as in a mess. We got to get a hold of Stonewall to lawyer right away. You get a hold of Stonewall. You know, I traveled around some last summer and everywhere I went, I made it a point to ask house-wise how they like New Rinceau with sodium. Well, every time I saw much as you mentioned Rinceau, I was overwhelmed with enthusiasm. You'd think the women were selling Rinceau, not I. Rinceau with sodium, they said, actually gets white clothes lighter than you. And washable colors, brighter than you. Even on rainy days, even when your wash must be dried indoors, you get a brighter wash. New Rinceau gives your wash a brilliance you've never known before. 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Well, now, wait a minute, what's going on, look here, we've got a problem too, you know. You see, I'm going to tell you a secret, you know, and we need some advice on it. You see, Andy is engaged to a wealthy widow, and last night, she caught him smooching in a moving picture show with another gal. She was sittin' right behind him, Andy was sittin' there with another gal right up in front of him, smoochin' there, and now she won't even talk to him. Yeah, and the funny thing is, she's worth $20,000. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Who talks to you, huh? Not at work. Yeah. Well, why don't you play on a sympathy, you know. Let me say, I saw a move to take the once where a fellow had a fight with his gal, and he went off and joined the French Foreign Legion, and when his gal heard about it, she was so broken hearted, she was given by everything. Hey, Andy, that is it. We'll get Lula May to think that you was in the French Foreign Legion. I got an old, large uniform at home. We'll fix it up a little, and then when you walked in with it on you, you throw around little French, you know, you say, "People are foreign since they look here and all that stuff." You know that? Yeah, that's good. You'll get Lula May over to life, y'all. Can't say it. And I'll come in all dressed up like a French soldier. Well, Stonewall, you are really a pal. Don't forget to send us a bill for this. I wish all my class was like you, yeah. You know, I had one class. I worked like a dog to get him off on a murder chart. I'd give him the advantage of all of my legal expenses. He was so ungrateful he didn't even pay the bill, I sent him. You mean, defended him in a murder chart? Well, you know, maybe he didn't, uh, rebuild it and even reach him. Oh, he's got it all, right? I even got proof he was tanned, built in his pocket. Well, I'll put you down. This mornin' that come back from things thing I'll scotch round edges. Now, Lula May just calm down. Will you please just calm down? I asked her to come over to my office here to tell you that Andy has broken hearted. And he has done joined up with the French Foreign Legion. He's even wearing the uniform. The French Foreign Legion, why I can hardly believe it. That sounds like the French Foreign Legion knock now, wait a minute, come in. Why Andy? It's just as many folks as you see in the A-Rabs go through here. Andy, that uniform, you've really gone to French Foreign Legion. His eyes, bivin' the branches, sailors and gear. Yeah. And are you really goin' overseas? Yeah, sir, I'm goin' over to the first ship of the Legion night. And I have done the most dangerous branches of the French Foreign Legion. The branch that guides the gun. Oh, Andy, it sounds like I'll never see you again. Yeah, that's right, Lula May. Nobody that ever joins the Legion ever comes back. Yeah, in fact, yes, they are so sure that you, if you get knocked off, that they send you in to battle with a coffin strap right on your back. That's what they do. Oh, you mean I have no hope of me ever seein' you again? I don't think so. You see, Lula May, thus far in Legion, is the toughest outfit in the world. If you live long enough to get a discard, you stay cute as a coward. That's the only way to save your own life is commit suicide. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is very sad, Lula May, and all this happens just because you broke his heart. Well, I'd like to hear an explanation of why he was out with another girl. Yeah, I'd like to hear that in my bill. Yeah, now, Lula May, we can explain that, you see that other girl that you see in the movie video show, that was Andy's sister. That's right, come to think of what that was, my sister, all right. Your sister? So why are you taking her to the movie? Well, now, you see, Andy's brother-in-law was out of town, and Andy was sort of taking his place and doing what he would do. Yeah, so why were you kissing her? Well, you see, Andy can't help it if his brother-in-law is a little affectionate, you know, he can't help death. Well, but Andy, if this is true, why didn't you explain it last night? Well, it's pretty hard to talk when somebody speaks you over the head with an umbrella. Well, Andy, I've decided to forgive you. Oh, this is great. Look here, honey. I done bought you your engagement ring. Here you is. Oh, Andy! This is wonderful! This is wonderful! Oh, that's a real diamond, yes? Yeah, you know, Andy. Little old me did this crazy by little old you. Little old me is just crazy about the big fat you. Well, who's everything? It's all fit for the wedding. Yeah, stop by the telegraph office and lie out of foreign leisure, not to count on me this time. Don't worry, my little birds, I'll send a safe telegram direct to General de Galstone. Well, Andy, it took us just about a week to put over this whole thing. Tomorrow you marry the rich widow. And just to think, we get 20,000 smacks. Yeah, but this courtship has done cost me money, you know what? Well, don't forget, I put up $200 of it and I wore my hair for that $20,000 in fact. Yeah. Oh, stop by, when did you get back in town? Hello, George, dear. Hello, Andy. I got in about two hours ago. Well, stop by, I got a big surprise for you. Some wonderful news. Your friend Lula May is getting married tomorrow. Why, George, that's wonderful. Oh, I must go call her up. Oh, and before I tell you about the groom, I just want to say that it was the lucky thing that that society column told about her and hers in $20,000 from her first husband. Oh, I'm so glad. I told her to put that in her paper so she can cook her rich husband. She ain't got a nickel. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Sunday night is a new night for us on the radio. If you have an opportunity, we would appreciate you telling your friends of this new time. Each Sunday night for the Amazon Andy Show on the Columbia Broadcasting System. 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