Amos N Andy Daily

Amos n Andy - Missing Lodge Money

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Duration:: 10m
Broadcast on:: 06 Jul 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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Did you see the kingfish's wife? Oh, and that green vessel? Yeah, that green dress, and that yellow hat, and that great big fan thing, yeah, as well. He's them, they want to jump up all day, that's all. Yeah, that's just what I was thinking about. What do you mean, is? Where is the kingfish getting the money out? Do you mean where is he getting the money out to buy them clothes, that what do you mean? That's exactly what I mean. I don't know. He is buying a lot of clothes, you know, they mean it. Yes, sir. Listen, he ain't working nowhere. He's buying his wife clothes, so I'll figure that he is getting the money down at the lodge hall. Well, where is he getting it from? He claimed that ain't nobody paying the dues, and he claimed that ain't none of the members paying them supplements out of supplements. Yeah, that's what he's saying. I'd like to find out if he is getting any money down there. Listen, they ain't no way to find it out. It'll take 15 police when they catch him. That boy is slick. Well, you can't tell him, though, that he is taking the money, unless you know that it takes it for him. That's going to make a man, unless you know that it takes it. Well, I'm going to keep one eye on it. You know, I was officer in that lodge too, and that we ain't getting nothing out of it. There ain't nobody else got no right to get nothing either. Well, the officers ain't supposed to get nothing out of the law. Yeah, I know they ain't supposed to, but I think one of them is getting it. You mean the King's thing? That's who we talking about, ain't it? Well, if I thought that he was getting anything out of that lodge, I would get out of the lodge myself, 'cause that ain't ready for no officer to get no money. Well, now, listen here. I got something to show you that he gave me this more than a church, according to the bylaws of the lodge. We hear them and now, we hear them and now, what are you talking about? What kind of bylaws? That's what I'm going to explain to you, ain't it? Go ahead, I'll listen. According to the bylaws of the lodge, whenever a new bylaw is put in, two of the officers have got to OK the bylaws. What do you mean by that, though? I mean, they're famous. When the King's fish writes a new bylaws, one of the other officers is got to say that it's all right before it can go in the book of bylaws, you think? Well, what does that got to do with it, though? That's what I'm going to explain to you. Well, that's what I'm going to hear. At church this morning, the King's fish come over where I was sittin' any whispered in my ear. What a sittin' piece. He's a, uh, Rolandi, meet me after church. I want to talk to you, man. Oh, that's why you went over there and talked to him after church was over, huh? Yeah, and while I was talking to him, he'd give me this piece of paper here. What is it? What is it? He has a new bylaw. Why'd you get it from? I mean, where'd he get it from? He done ripped the thing. Well, what is it? What is it? Well, now, here's the bylaw that the King's fish wants me to OK. So we can put it in the book of bylaws, you see. What do you say? Listen to this. It's start out here, say, bylaw number 121. Man, I just know that had that minute down there. Boy, they got thousands of them. So go ahead, Peter. It's a bylaw number 121. A proved by the King's fish and the whale. What does that mean? What does it mean? That proves business. What's he talking about? Well, what does that word prove mean? Don't you know what the word prove means, Amos? I didn't know it, but it don't slip my mind. Well, uh, that's just like it won't prove anything. Now, suppose a man walked in here and hit you in the eye. Well, what? Wait a minute now. Wait a minute. Oh, they go ahead, go ahead. Now, suppose a man walk in here right now and hit you in the eye. And I was sitting here. After he hit you in the eye, you told the policeman that he hit you. The policeman say to you, he is saying how you know he hit you. That you say to the policeman, I can prove it by ending. Oh, that's how you hit that word prove, huh? That is true. But what I have written, you know, is a prove. Well, what is the difference between a prove and a prove? That's what I want to know. Amos, I'm going to have to open up a night screw around here and show you something. Well, all I want to explain to me is the difference between a prove and a prove. That's all I'm going to know. All right. Now, suppose that we had a banana. I ain't creating a boat no banana? Yeah, but suppose we did have a banana. Well, what's that got to do with the difference between a prove and a prove? That's what I'm going to explain to you. Well, go ahead, go ahead. Now, if you wanted a banana, you wouldn't say to me, give me a banana. I just take one. What do you mean, you take one? Well, if you have some bananas here and I want a banana, I just reach in the bank and get myself a banana, that's all. Yeah, but we ain't got no bag of bananas here, nothing. We ain't got no bananas, but what do you talk about bananas? But suppose we did have some. You would eat them all, that's what happens to me. No, no, no, not listening. If you asked me to give you a banana, you wouldn't say, give me banana. You'd say, give me a banana. Stay away with apples and oranges. Give me a apple and give me a orange. So that's how we get the word a prove. If I ask you to give me a prove, I got to ask you to give me a prove, huh? That's about as close as you will ever get it. Well, go and read me the bottle, read me the bottle, that's an answer. It's a here, in case help is needed. The members must give the distress signal. What is that though? I don't forgot that distress signal, I can't think of it. I don't think they don't tell nobody what it is yet, I can't think of it. But what else do the bottle see? Well, then it's a, if a brother needs money, he will give the distress signal. But, here comes the catch now, here come the catch. But, starting at once. That's right now in it. Yes, they, uh, starting at once. If the kingfish is in need of help in the way of money, he can also give the distress signal for help. And, after the kingfish is done give the signal for two or three hours and don't get no help, then he is got a right to help himself. That's a little feeling. That means that if the brothers don't see him when they haul us for help, he can go to the bank and help himself. Daddy raised the wind at daddy's rate. He claims to hold that he will give the signal all around the place for two or three hours. Well, I don't know what to tell you about that, man, I don't know. They look across the street there. What is that over there? A lot of the dogs on. That must be one of them new taxicabs for the easy ride and taxicabs on the look at it. True. 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