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Think Thursday | EP88 - Riddle Me This
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And welcome to the 52 Scott podcast. ♪ It's time again ♪ ♪ I'm your host, Jerry, now the six ♪ ♪ Along with the 22 ♪ ♪ Made money and slashes ♪ ♪ But like the one we are ♪ ♪ The mind of man ♪ ♪ It's been here too ♪ ♪ I want everybody on YouTube to go out ♪ ♪ And subscribe ♪ ♪ And click the like button ♪ ♪ Follow us on X ♪ ♪ @52scottpodcast ♪ ♪ And on IG and Facebook ♪ ♪ @v52scottpodcast ♪ All right, good people, and welcome back to another edition of Think Thursday. Today, guys, I thought we'd have a little fun, 'cause you know I'm a comedian, so I like to laugh. I ran across a riddle, and somebody told me at work, and honestly, I still can't figure it out. You know, I figured we got the brains over here. Boy, we all got brains, but some of us think harder than others. So today, we're gonna go over some easy riddles. We go over some little math riddles, couple of funny riddles. We're gonna try to figure it out on the show. So with that, here's the one that I had a problem with. Someone told me this at work, and it was a group of us, and none of us could figure it out. And then when they told us to answer, it still didn't make sense, so it's been bothering me. They told me on Tuesday. So Tuesday of last week, so it's been bothering me all this time, so I said, let me tell you guys and see if you could figure it out. And the riddle goes like this. There's a girl who always tells the truth, but if you ask her what day it is, she will always say tomorrow. Who is she? Annie. Huh? Annie. No. Who is she? What's the girl's name? I repeat it, there is a girl who always tells the truth, but if you ask her what day it is, she will always say tomorrow. If you ask her what day it is, she'll always say tomorrow. Who is she? What is her name? What is her name? Tomorrow. That's right, but I don't get it. Do you understand why? No, I can explain why. The explanation is the riddle plays on the fact that tomorrow is always the next day. Yeah. Now that I'm reading that part, I get it now. That was stupid to me, but I was perplexed for a long time. I was like, man, what does the animal make sense to me? But tomorrow is always the next day, so she always answers tomorrow 'cause she's telling truth. Okay, super duh. So, that just bothered me. But thank you, K Money. Now you made me read into it more. Chase. Chase. (laughing) All right, so let's start with some easy ones. This was a cute one. I'm not a blanket. Yet, I cover the ground, a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. Right. I'm not a blanket. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, that's a good one. Easy one. That was very easy. I know, I know that was easy. That was a crystal. Gave it away. Gave it away, yeah, yeah, I did. I'm sweet and cold with a stick. Oh, no. Freddy, you don't look it. (laughing) Hold on, why you gonna say I'm sweet cold? It did say the bad name like that. 'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, I know he read it a job, man. He read it a, I know, I know Fred, man. He just waiting, he just, he read it a tee off. I'm waiting for it. Don't worry about it, let me just read it. I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold. A treat on a hot day worth more than gold. What am I? Just repeat it. One more time. Top sickle. Damn. Yeah, these are, that's an easy one. See, okay, they gonna get hot, don't worry. Okay, I'll give you one more easy one. Okay, what has a head but no brain? (laughing) (laughing) Could be the United States. (laughing) No, it's cold, but not really. Okay, I would like to know what this is, man. You could use anything for this one, actually. They have lettuce, but cabbage. Cabbage is a head, lettuce, they say lettuce, but cabbage, they got cabbage over here. (laughing) Why do cats make good warriors? This is pretty simple, yeah. Y'all don't get this one, something wrong, John. 'Cause they have nine lives. Damn. Are you reading from my, I mean, these are pretty simple, right? I'm not, I'm not, I thought you would get these riddles, man, but uh, pay money to tee it up. I'm not a riddle guy. You're not a riddle guy. You're always putting riddles together and adding stuff and subtracting things and then, okay, let's see. All right, I got you on here, damn. You're not a, here's a funny one. I got one, right? Since we've been playing. (laughing) You had a head with no brain. (laughing) All right. Now, we're gonna go to the funny ones. Now, these are a little bit more difficult. How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? How can you drop a raw egg from a height, a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? One more time, man, 'cause... How can you drop a raw egg from a height, a very high height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Scrabble down right here. Mm-hmm. That's good, but that's not hard, boy. Uh-uh. You gotta really think, or you gotta put your thinking caps on this one. There's already a crack. You just fooling it out. I keep from a high height. From a high height. Yeah, that's what's getting it out. See, that's what I'm saying. You gotta really read, I'm gonna read it one more time. How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Without cracking it? Cracking the concrete floor. (laughing) Ah, there it is! 'Cause concrete floors are very hard to crack. Concrete floors are hard to crack. See, we was thinking about the eggs. See what I'm saying? That's how they get you. Okay. What do you call a bear with no teeth? (laughing) 'Cause you're not a zit. (laughing) I don't got one teeth mid-- No, no, no. (laughing) I got one teeth mid. I like it, I like my mouth. A one teeth is called a tooth. No, okay, well one tooth missing, okay. No, it said, what do you call a bear with no teeth? I just have one teeth missing. I said, the bear hasn't-- You still got one teeth missing? No, that was me, you got one tooth missing. I said-- He keep telling you, you should say tooth instead of teeth. Okay, what do you call a bear with no teeth? Okay, okay, I got one tooth missing. There you go, you ready? Now, give me the griddle, question not. What do you call a bear with no teeth? You gonna laugh your ass out? You gonna laugh your ass out? Seriously? A bear with no teeth, a gummy bear. Super duh. I know some gummy bad niggas out here. (laughing) Oh, okay, so we, oh, okay. (laughing) What has many rings with no fingers? This doesn't make you sound-- Cell phone. No. Oh yeah, you're right. I thought they said a plane. By bad though, I thought it was in a plane because-- A ring. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. Okay, what can you break without touching it? A heart. A heart. No. Silence. Close, the heart was close. It's in a vicinity, pretty gee. What can you break without touching it? A promise. That's correct. That's it, that's it. Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna get y'all one more funny one. I sometimes run, but I can't walk. Whatever. The nose. I can't. Faucet. This, he got it right. (laughing) Faucet too. Damn. All right, it has keys, but no locks. Damn, I got to get to your piano. It says keyboard, but-- They say the piano. No, 'cause the keyboard can be in your laptop. It's all the same, man. It's not, it ain't no, and you can't make no music for this. What's the answer? A keyboard, I just said it. You said a piano, but it's-- Come on, man. Yeah, he said, I just said, okay, I have pointed thing. Technical time. Yeah, I did that correct answer, 'cause you had been on-- The mother show. The mother show, the mother show, the mother show, the mother show. The mother show's fast, money, and all that, and you did that. But I ain't gonna get y'all that. I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force. This is just too much. Nah, we finna go to the hard ones. (laughing) That's too much, man. Let's go to the hard ones now. Let's see, let's see what they got on the hard riddles. All right. Here we go. Now these are gonna be much more difficult. Probably gonna have to try to figure these one out. Let's see, these items out. Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question? Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all of the answers will be correct. How are you doing? How is your day? No. This is a hard one. You probably won't get this one. Ask this question all day long. They can ask it all day long. You can ask this question all day long, but you'll get a completely different answer. And yet the answers will be correct. What is that question? What's your name? Because you can ask somebody, you can ask somebody they didn't name, they didn't name, can be like my name, you can say it's comedian 97. Pretend you could say I'm Betty G, you know. So no, can't say that. This is a good one. We're not planning the fact what time it is, because I can ask you right now, and in 10 minutes actually again, the time's gonna be correct just at different times. Every time is gonna be correct. That's a good one. We wouldn't have ever got that. We'd have been there all day. All right, what loses it's head in the morning, but gets it back at night. This is a easy one, but it makes you think what loses it's head in the morning, but gets it back at night. - 50 year old man on Viagra. (laughing) Did you think that's all? Ah, see I told you they hard, a pillow. A pillow. We'd have been thinking all day. Okay. Oh, this is sucks. This one, we've used this before. Four cars come to a four way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got their first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How's this possible? - They are going in the same direction. - Four cars come to a four way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got their first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars, but none crashing to each other. How's that possible? Going opposite direction. Now, going from a day, each coming from a different direction. This is kind of, it's difficult, I ain't gonna lie. They all made a right turn. That's stupid. - Now, but if they all make a right turn, they won't hit each other. (laughing) - That's true. - That's no way they can hit each other. - I ain't no way they can hit each other. That's the only part, but I'm still visualizing in my head. We had a four way stop, I make a right. The person on my left makes a right, the person on my right makes a right. - They still go in different directions. - But then the person that's across from me, if I turn, oh, he turns right. Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it. - Looks like a swastika, what they call it. - Yeah, that's what I say, yeah, I had to think about it. Yeah. I have a head like a cat and a feet, I'm sorry. I have a, let's say, I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I'm not a cat. This is not, this one you will never get, 'cause this is wrong, this is just straight up wrong. Pussy. (laughing) - I ain't finna play with this man. - You don't work, but you're close. You're close, a kitten. I mean, I guess you got it right. - Yeah, that's right. - A pussy kitten. - Yeah. - Yeah, you got it, pretty cheap. Why you be thanking? - That ain't the one who's on your mind. They can buy it, but yeah, you got it right. - I'm gonna call him his gut, this plus. (laughing) - Man, retarded man. (laughing) - Completely retarded. - He needs some 'cause he-- (laughing) - He needs some, he needs some, he needs some of these. - I'm sorry, pretty cheap. - We gonna get you some help from comedian 96. - Oh, he give me me the-- - Oh, I gotta get hit with the club, y'all. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, what has a bottom at the top? What the hell is that? What has a bottom at the top? Oh, I just thought about it. I'm looking at the answer. - Yeah, that's what I was about to say. You can see the answer. - I can see the answer, but this is a good one. This is jacked up. - What has a bottom at the top? (laughing) - It's so obvious, too. That's the best. - House. - It calls basement. - No! I can't give you your legs. - We have a bottom at the top of it. See, the word play. See, I guess that's the thing you gotta look at. It's the word play of everything. Oh, that's funny. Preggio, you still got the club in here. We good. We good, bro. (laughing) - Right now, we good. Okay, I'm gonna have to show you now. (laughing) I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I have to get you. Y'all been lighting me up all day, man. It was my turn, man. Ugh. Okay. This is one of the last ones here. What can you catch, but never throw? A call. You suck. - Oh, you googled the shit. - No, I'm trying to get somebody on cash. - You sure was. (laughing) - I don't know what you're talking about. - I know, right? Okay. What has... I must be back on the easy ones. What has many teeth but cannot bite? Call. That's what I say. I must be back on the easy ones. When I turn the phone over, when I turn it over, I think I accidentally went back to the easy ones 'cause you gotta click the link to go back to home. Let me see what else. - What was that one slash? - What has many teeth but can bite? - Can bite, but can bite, yeah. - And what was it? - A cone. - Oh. Yeah. (laughing) All right, y'all. Y'all know what time it is. My dog on 52 Scott Busse got here. Ah, my goodness. And today y'all, I don't know if y'all seen the video. There was a cop in Indianapolis, the only Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Force by the name of Eric Huxley. Now, this guy was arrested and he was laying on the ground on his backside. Hands cuffed behind his back. And Eric decides, oh, I'm gonna stomp him in his face. The man wasn't fighting back. He wasn't fighting anyone doing anything. You can go out there and view it on YouTube. But Eric Huxley, bruh. No, I don't know how to call you, bruh. I can't call you sir either 'cause I have no respect for you. Matter of fact, this type of shit you just did, man, that suspended him without pay, which is great. Appreciate that city of Indianapolis. But I still want my fave, bruh. I need that one on one. So if you ever in the city of Houston, just check into your local YMCA and come try to kick me in my damn face. Leave your badge and your gun at home. We can do that because that was just dirty what you did, bruh. 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