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*PATREON PREVIEW* John Cena Winning this Year's Royal Rumble and Fantasy Football Punishments
So the league in my punishment, I was in the last place game. My team this year, dude, we call it the toilet bowl. Toilet bowl. Dude, it was terrible. Half of my Ross, my starting lineup this past week, were all guys I picked up in the last like half a week. Like every one of my team was hurt, was got traded and then suspended. It was awful. So we do a thing where if you lose, you have to do a punishment a few years ago. I lost and I had to do, we were at Lumberland for this. Yes, I had to go to IHOP, do the pancake punishment, which is you have to be an IHOP for 24 hours, each pancake you eat takes off an X amount of time. How much was it? Remember the time? How about a bunch of pancake? Oh, I was there for eight and a half hours. But how much did each pancake take off? Do you remember? 45 minutes. So I think that was the, that was what we were talking about Lumberland. We were like, how long it should have taken. I mean, like, I think, I think they should have just given you an hour. So that's what it was. So I said an hour. But it's because it came, it's called the Waffle House Challenge. Like, initially it's like waffles, which is bigger, thicker than pancakes. So one waffle, one hour, my friends were like, Oh, pancakes aren't. I don't know if I agree with this. Like, I do not agree with that. I don't know if I agree. You're like, it should be 30 minutes. I'm like, no, I'm leaving the league if you make me do 30 minutes. Cause like, I was studying them pictures of IHOP pancakes. And I was like, these are like thick pancakes. They're not like a pancake is denser than a, than a waffle. The waffles are like, it looks, it looks bigger, but like, once you bite into it, it's a lot of just like, it's a, and the pancake is all up. So yeah, it was 45 minutes. I was there from eight a.m. to four 30 in the afternoon. That was my punishment. So you like, tell the workers or anything where they, yeah, I was like, listen, they would have kicked you out. I'm going to be here for a little bit. I'm in a punishment. They had the woman had to talk to her manager and I'm like, can he do this? He was like, are you going to pay? And I'm like, of course I'm going to pay. I said to the woman, I will tip you like, I'm like, I'm not doing this to like shaft you. Like, I will tip you like the appropriate amount that like I'm here for. You know what I mean? So, yeah, that was. So not just real quick area and shack. I saw a TikTok, someone doing a punishment, very similar to that. Except instead of bar. Yeah. Did you see that guy? We talked about doing that and no one in our league wants to do it. It's, it, I think it sounds fine. No, it does not. I think he showed up to the bar. Like, also that guy had like, I think that was like a third. I looked on his profile. It was like a third TikTok, like 2,000 followers. And he put that was like, you know, whatever, but he, yeah, what was it? He showed up to the, to the place when they opened like a 11 or some shit. It's like a beer took off an X amount of shot, took out an X amount, whatever. Yeah, I think, yeah, I think it was. Yeah, you're supposed to stay there for 24 hours or whatever it is. But like, each thing takes off an hour. I think he ended up, like, I think he got there at 11. I think he hammered drinks. He ended up leaving it like four or something. Maybe showed up earlier. My, if we were to do a punishment like that, I think the one thing I would add to it is if, let's say we're at the bar and I'm doing shots, whatever. It's like you're around other people. You're telling, like, you're telling, like, Oh, I'm here for this, whatever. If you get people to do shots with you or drink with you, that should take off time. So like, let's say a shot takes off 30 minutes, you're at the bar. You get five guys be like, you want to all do shots, five guys, two shots. That should take off six, six amount of time with the shots. It's also just like, maybe it's just me, like, like, you know, being, being older, but it's like, there is a danger factor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So like there shouldn't be rules like that. Yeah. So just so you're not like binge drinking, 14 drinks from the span of five hundred percent. Like that's, you know what I mean? You don't want to end up with alcohol. Yeah. In the hospital, I 100% agree. I got up. Funny. I want, I want you to continue with the point. I'm curious what the punishment was. But I got a, I had blood work down the other day at the doctors and just like simple procedure stuff. And I got to call back. Well, I got to call back yesterday and I missed the call. So I tried calling them back first, first call. They're like, Oh, they're busy right now. We'll give you a phone call instantly. Like my anxiety starts spiking. Cause I'm like, I don't know what the results were. Are they going to be like, Yeah, your heart's fucking good. Yeah, you're going to die tomorrow. So I waited like three or four hours. I called them again, still busy. So I was like, fuck. I was like, Oh, pick up or no, someone picked up. They were like, I'm going to send you to the office. And then I got sent back and they're like, Oh, they're busy. So anyway, I find like they finally gave me a call back and the results were for like your cholesterol is good. You're this is good and then they go and this is yesterday. So today's, today's New Year's Eve and they're like, they're like, yeah. And then your liver levels are a little high. You're like, whatever the term was, your liver levels are a little high. So, you know, just like cut back on Tylenol and herbal supplements. If you take those and alcohol and I was like, well, tomorrow's New Year's Eve. Can I just start on Wednesday? But also what I learned, I've been sick for like a month and a half. Like between a few people that are that have been sick between thanksgiving. And now I was like sick for two weeks, good for a week, sick again. I learned from like people who are like our nurses, like people have, you know, nurses as friends, whatever. I guess like it's not abnormal to like get, if you get blood work done while you're sick, like your liver levels because you're sick might be elevated. So like just to put it on paper there, it's not, it's not because you're sick. I just hold it. It made me feel hammered on New Year's Eve. It did make me feel a little bit better about like drinking. Right, right. Because like, OK, so at least because I'm not like a big drinker. So I was shocked to hear like your liver. So like now I heard like, oh, it could be because you're sick. I'm like, OK, Dr. Sichon goes listen, you need to stop drinking alcohol. You've been drinking way too much. Well, I just got a stuffy nose. That's for my wife. That's funny. But yeah, well, we had to do up years ago, we did a punishment where we had a kid. We had him do a drunk five K, which is three miles. Yeah, so what's this? So run me through the day. Let me, this is years ago. This is like the newer one. And so basically the rules were we started drinking at 8, 8, 30 a.m. We gave him a breathalyzer to make sure he was drunk. And we had him run. And then we had him run. We were at how many drinks were down until you're like, go. I genuinely don't. We were just doing like drinking games. Yeah, and we were like making him chug or whatever. That's crazy. And he was like, genuinely, he was the best guy to do a punishment. Like there is some people who are like, oh, man, I've pissed this kid once. He's going to complain about everything. It's going to be like four. Yeah, that's cool. He's like, I lost pretty miles of five K three. If you want to hear the rest of this episode, head to patreon.com/club wrestling. 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