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Untechnological Employment - Ed M Clinton, Jr

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Duration:
8m
Broadcast on:
02 Jul 2024
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mp3

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TWX White House to Newman PSP. Senate Space Committee under Senator Harry Washwater, Arizona, do Pacific Space Board this Friday. TWX, Colonel A. A. Newman to White House. Advise you, this office regards Washwater suggestion as not acceptable. TWX White House to Newman PSP. In confidence, advise ancillary political considerations make it desirable you re-evaluate Washwater recommendation. TWX, Colonel A. A. Newman to White House. In confidence, ask what possible political considerations can apply here. TWX White House to Newman PSP. In confidence, high unemployment rate, native Americans in Washwater constituency. TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer, Acting Commander, Pacific Space Board, to White House. Advise you, Colonel Newman's death established as suicide. TWX White House to Doer PSP. Regrets officially from this office. Now suggest re-evaluation of Washwater recommendation. How is the weather? TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer to White House. Re-evaluating weather, still unspeakably bad, was this place evaluated for weather before Space Board facilities built? TWX White House to Doer PSP. Official position is change in Japanese current. Anxious for your decision on Washwater recommendation. TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer to White House. Respectfully deferred decision to your office. TWX White House to Doer PSP. Emergency forces on way from Arizona this A. M. per this office decision to follow Washwater recommendation. Please keep hourly information coming to this office. TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer to White House. Dancing began at 0420 PST. Every assistance being extended by this base. TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer to White House. Dancing still in progress. Chief Blue Sky declares repertoire of sun dances far from exhausted. TWX, Colonel B. M. Doer to White House. Countdown completed, launching successful. Visibility unlimited. Weather control personnel asking for overtime. Please advise and accept my resignation. 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