This week we're down a Matt and Anthony apparently recorded his audio sitting on the toilet, but who cares! We've got lots to talk about, including Assassin's Creed: Unity, Far Cry 4, and the Halo 5 multiplayer beta! Then we read some letters. You animals. This week's music, in order of appearance:  Fever Ray - If I Had A Heart (Familjen Remix) Fences - The Lake